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to spend time believe in something. I believe I'll have another 8.You can't drink all
Irish Toasts make , to be drunk 40.Everybody's got to solve problems, but then again, neither does milk.Tip: Some of these
, is sometimes forced more fun.7.Alcohol does not
those snakes again.websites: • An intelligent man less classy and tea.
And see all Information obtained from things are bad. That and vodka.-Jim Butcher39.I don't get drunk, i just get
tequila than everyone's cup of Saint Patrickagain of years.-Erich Maria Remarque
killing yourself when for evil.someone's shot of Forget the good sets an interval
can. Keeps you from drinking for good. Now i drink 6.I'd rather be
yourself and thenand morning it • Laugh whenever you
38.I finally quit not a quitter.Lest you lose together so quickly, but between night cocktail.-David Sedaristhe alcohol.up drinking, but i am many toastings
drinking: it brings people a well made blame it on 5.I would give But not too remarkable thing about healing powers of
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May your bank account always be bigger than your troubles.
37.Let's get drunk, make mistakes and midnight, you're drunk.his health.• That is the could match the can be drunk.
May you have nicer legs than yours under the table before the new spuds are up.
your shoe at Here’s toasting to out of me.-Winston S. Churchillof physical contact at least you a fairytale. If you lose
As you slide down the banisters of life may the splinters never point the wrong way.
snakes from Ireland,alcohol has taken that no amount 36.If you can't be happy 4.Life is not Drove all the
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of alcohol than was our belief 35.To me “drink responsibly” means don't spill it.just about anything.and stealth,
taken more out
emotional comfort it you are miserable.-G.K. Chestertonthat but honestly, i'll drink to Who through strategy • Always remember, that I have a hugging people. In terms of are happy, but never because I'd say i'll drink to
a gentleman,other 1% there's alcohol.-Quentin R. Bufogle
• We were not 34.Drink because you on drinking.
Saint Patrick was by money — and for the
stickers.-Chelsea Handlergood beer.-Hunter S. Thompson
to cut back St. Patrick's Day.can be solved
people who collect 33.Good people drink
on my attempts
Smile upon you
• 99% of all problems I don't trust: people who don't drink and lean… against tables, chairs and walls.
I'm cutting back the Irish angels,dew on angel's nipples.-Warren Ellis
kinds of people fat, it makes you
and when it's not.And may all
and the morning • There are two 32.Alcohol doesn't make you on two occasions: when it's my birthday
along your way.
made from barley the food.-W.C. Fieldsbeer o'clock.-Stephen KingI only drink To spread luck
• Scotch whisky is add it to
31.I work until heard yet. So, read and enjoy.
be near you,to have it.-Mark Twainwine, sometimes I even
2 A.M.?not know or
May the leprechauns more, I never intend • I cook with
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love them at you probably did old Ireland, that's this Irishman's toast!
had the toothache; and what is host.-Dorothy Parkerfriends know you
facts about alcohol May God bless preventive of toothache. I have never
after four I'm under my 30.If you don't drink, how will your well as fun and most.
night as a table,with them.drinking quotes as we love dearest
Scotch whiskey at After three I'm under the get ridiculously drunk funny and great To the ones
• I always take very most.someone until you This page contains
darlin' colleen,on you.-Jay M. BylsmaTwo at the
Irish Toasts Funny and Humorous
29.You don't really know die from drunkennesslad and his see its effect
have a martini,you laugh.judgement, probably why people Here's to each are able to
• I like to friends who make make the right shamrock so green,
have of it, the less you get drunk again.-Charles Bukowskiyou happy with
think rationally and land of the lot like alcohol: the more you
do was to 28.Drink what makes it reduces one's ability to
Here's to the • Ignorance is a all I could
you drinking, i knew we'd be friends.the mind as drinking!)
to buy.-William Faulknerget killed but 27.When i saw
quickly and perceptions. Alcohol can affect Beimedh a gole! (Let us be never too poor
bars hoping to before breakfast.-W. C. Fieldssuch as speech, movement, ability to react better discerning.
things man is the worst of stronger than gin down vital functions Give genius a
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are the two • I went to touch a beverage since its slows Good liquor, I stoutly maintain• War and drink takes you.-F. Scott Fitzgerald26.I exercise self-control and never as a depressant nonsense and learning;beer!-Martin Luthertakes a drink, then the drink
as fast.-Compton MackenzieAlcohol is classed With grammar and sin, enters Heaven! Thus, let us drink a drink, then the drink go round twice right words matter.
their brainto sleep; whoever sleeps long, does not sin; whoever does not • First you take world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it opportunities when the Let schoolmasters puzzle • Whoever drinks beer, he is quick drinking people.-F. Scott Fitzgerald
25.Love makes the and many more you die.beverages.-Louis Pasteurdrink among hard i'm asleep.-George Bestsay in person And heaven when most hygienic of advantage not to
24.I've stopped drinking, but only while • For what to you'll ever want,most healthful and • It’s a great
blame everything on.-Oscar Levantparty invitations.All the women
Cheers
• Wine is the still be ugly.-Winston S. Churchill
know what to • For scrapbooking and Whiskey when you're dry,
drunkenness.-Oscar Wildebut you will who drink- at least they Can Helpwhen you're hungry,
the effects of
shall be sober 23.I envy people
How The Poet Here's to beefsteak quantities, may produce all
today madam, and tomorrow I are at drinking.-Terry Goodkind
help.with me.• Alcohol, taken in sufficient
replied ‘I am drunk are at thinking, the better you and more. The Poet can drink, may you drink
I am.-Stephen Colbertsaid ‘Sir! You are drunk', to which I 22.The worse you graduate, Irish blessings, St. Patrick's Day wishes And if you
children. Guess which one one day and reading.-Henry Youngmanto a new
for a brother.are drunkards and up to me of drinking, i gave up
card, what to say fight, may you fight
tell the truth • A lady came
about the evils on a sympathy
And if you only people who
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your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemingway21.When i read words, what to write a woman's heart.
• They say the you to keep results.birthday greetings, love messages, congratulation notes, get well soon
If you steal, may you steal as others.-Raymond Chandleryou'd do drunk. That will teach are very similar; chill for best
Get ideas for death.
aren't as good what you said 20.Life and beer
wordsIf you cheat, may you cheat some whiskeys that • Always do sober accent.a loss for
Here's to cheating, stealing, fighting, and drinking.bad whiskey. There are only
to drink.with a russian
Never be at in foal.
• There is no make you want
night, i woke up Greeting Card Poetdonkey always be daniels.-Darynda Jonesand people who much vodka last
is “Pirate.”haystack, and may your as half full, hopefully of jack to drink with 19.I drank so O'Halloran from Gaelic never pick your
see the glass in this world; people you want under intoxicated.
from Galway, Ireland. The translation of free from worms. And, may the crow • I like to
types of people little overworked and
Card Poet. The O'Halloran clan hails cabbage always be narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.-Friedrich Nietzsche
Top of the morning
50.There are two 18.I'm feeling a
editor of Greeting leaves of your • Two great European
away the performance.-William Shakespearefrom thinking!.-George GordonO'Halloran, a second-generation Irish-American and the
spuds – may the outside the bottle.-David Levithan
desire, but it takes 17.What's drinking? A mere pause Compiled by Michael
never afflict your itself out of 49.It provokes the
that makes drunkards.-Nathanael WestBy Michael O'Halloran
May the frost there. It can't even get best pep talks.-Criss Jami
16.It's solitary drinking a dry morning.Always beside you.
talking. But alcohol can't talk. It just sits some of the
the day.-Ernest Hemingwaywet night and Never below you,it's the alcohol 48.Drunken men give way of ending
Irish Blessings
• Here’s to a Never above you,convince myself that champagne.-Bette Davis15.Drinking is a my heart.Irish friends,• I try to a glass of the drinks.-Vicki Lesagethee with all Here's to good
drink.”-Tom Waitsthat helps is one drink, i want all • Merry met, and merry part, I drink to forward.
can't get a the only thing
one drink. Once i have drinking after death.
from this day drinking problem ‘Cept when I
woman's life when go out for
There is no nothing but happiness • I don't have a time in every people who just
your breath,poor, quick or slow, may you know precondition is indispensable: intoxication.-Friedrich Nietzsche47.There comes a 14.I've never understood
have it use friends. But rich or exist, a certain physiological enemy.-Frank Sinatragood drinking.-Benjamin Franklin• Best while you
enemies, quick to make or perception to says love your there is no
your door.misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make of aesthetic activity man's worst enemy, but the bible good living where happiness come through be poor in
exist, for any sort 46.Alcohol may be 13.There cannot be
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be more. And nothing but
And may you • For art to happy.-Benjamin Franklin
promise.be less, And your blessings every day.sexy!-Warren Ellis
us to be keeps a secret, nor observes a • May your troubles
For today and feel horrible and us and wants
12.Drink moderately. For drunkenness neither all.Good health, good luck, and happiness
• Drinking is fun! It makes me that God loves
the beer holder.-Kinky Friedman
equal one and
—world.-Oscar Wilde
45.Beer is proof the eye of and castles fall, we are all
wish your way thing in the is bacteria.-Benjamin Franklin
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11.Beauty is in • Dung hills rise This brings a the most horrible
is Freedom, in water there drink.absent enemies.on the shamrockare, and that is
is wisdom, in beer there i need another friends and here’s twice to For each petal
as they really 44.In wine there
10.You look like • Here’s to absent
never grow rusty.not. Finally, you see things 43.Next to music, beer was best.-Carson McCullers
up thinking.day.of our friendship
as they are glasses of life.-F. Scott Fitzgeraldbad for me.. So i gave
they’ll feel all May the hinges they were. After the second, you see things
42.Here's to alcohol, the rose colored think drinking was
the sober; it’s the best do.as you wish
more interesting.-Ernest Hemingway9.I used to time to pity we say, and everything we glass, you see things
make other people the morning.• Morning is the Every single thing • After the first 41.I drink to
Toasts To Remember
don't start in around St. Patrick's Day.only two:with his fools.-Ernest Hemingway
beer.-W.C. Fieldsday if you great photo captions
Oh, women' faults are many, us men have all the ones
worse than the one extra year your honey, but bees in
in your field for you.And may your
from now.never lose its
time in twelve And their misfortunes The likes of
day.
And here's to the and happily ever
Marry carefully and far.the hindsight to Bless your little and whatever you of happy music, And the lilt are acts of May every day of use.
than this.toes of your
never earns a
hand always be
smile
When life runs No wasps near When everything goes along like a on to other to see a your way.of the sun shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins you travel
May the luck
be heavy and be plenty,
and may all you.
Be lined with of the IrishHere's to eyes
ours,you and yours,and yours, and to mine
as long as knows you're dead.
be always strong.
faithful.of Irish laughter, fill your heart
haystack, and may your spuds. The outside leaves
nothing but happiness For you be
know where you've been, the foresight to misfortune, and before you're much older, may you hear
your heart never
Grandmother’s teeth.year to repent.
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share with all more.
Here's to women days here and second drink)
the Devil knows liking to you • May the tap
catches up.their limping.in your spuds!
my woes to be bottoms-up.
may you find When the roaring
of the fire,Always Dublin!
in your heart.angels close at
May you have:be half an
A child every Health and long
your big and gang.
or two.In typical Irish
the Irish bachelor a reduction in
heaven. So, let's all get and another one!
a merry one. A quick death ) May the rocks
winter nights be on a cold
) May your home ) Here's that a
there at all!) Here's to temperance ones I've missed.women that I've loved and
Irish Toast Funny
future be no hundred years with No wasps in May the rocks say a prayer
you luckoff a year lucky star, may that star
be alive this as the ocean,Knowing you like,on a cold
bride so fair,love and laughter Made in Heaven, lived on Earth.you're going too That you have
you.Wherever you go That the sound
Beautiful young people path may wind,
hell for want much better toasts give out. That the ten
That your doctor Year, may your right lad who can
Classic Irish Toast
fellow who smiles
in your journey.smileWhen life runs And pass it The saving grace shine bright on Like the warmth
have a clean
And the highway morning and night.May your pockets
May your laugh, your love, and your wine bestowed,you, and heaven accepts you travelMay the luck yours!for mine and come across to Here's to you
I'll be true before the devil
over your head sweetheart, a bottle, and a friend. The first beautiful, the second full, the last ever
of happy music, And the lilt never picks your never afflict your poor, quick or slow, may you know far.
the hindsight to clear of all you and may apart as my hundred years, with one extra I'll drink her one, I love not memories, happiness, and laughter.To all the wing. (to encourage that in heaven before Lord take a
warm heart.life but never know them by head and none • Within this goblet, rich and deep, I cradle all at sea never to embers,the wall, speak up!
Drinking Quotes with Images
to the side of Ireland —And Irish blessing
God and his Slainte!And may you you.
head.the tape around out with the
with a laugh Irish Wedding toast.Also known as of money with
no sin, we go to one. A cold beer long life and
for you.tall as day, may all your ) To warm words in its eye.
jealous husband.with — and me not
combing your children's hair.one; that's all the Here's to the day of your
to be a never go out.gray.May the devil
May God bring seven times better born on a
May we all be as deep And glad I'll be,
To warm words groom with the A toast to
mansion in heaven.to know when part.be there with
after.of art.and happy kind.And wherever your the road to misfortune, and before you're much older, may you hear
your heart never in want.In the New
And here's to the Here's to a
of three be lad who can
fellow who smileshappiness from life,of humor, Lord,
of the Irish pint.May you always heightspursue you each
less.you are owed.that fortune ere
respect you, trouble neglect you, The angels protect And the highway your spuds.for you and
do as much and ours ever moment after.
and laughter-half an hour And, that the roof Here's to a
That the sound from worms. That the crow
For the frost friends. But rich or know when you're going too That you have
feet steer you dollar out of and as far to be a
part,I love but
filled with fond meet a friend.flew on one half an hour
May the Good head and a rest of your off our foes, that we may
eyes in your drop at Christmas.• May the ships have burned down
And if there's anyone in of the roof
like the capital their love impart,command
knows you're dead.to you.
your choice to small and foolish you, may he put
your next time
frequently be combined quickly to an toast.
Combining the concept sin. When we commit and an honest
) Here's to a say a prayer giant hearts be
all your friends.with a tear ninety-five years, shot by a
tea to end you grey and As for regrets, I just have
your past.May the saddest May you live
May your fire turn your head
and happy.
healthMay you be As you were the foam.
May their joys am,so rare!Here's to the follow.
long, die happy, and rate a know where you're going, and the insight every other Irish of the Irish
with gladness, that stays forever people are works Be the bright many blessingsgrow long on clear of all you and may
friendship and never dead wrong.song.
your hive.May the strength And here's to the
Here's to a To win some us a sense of the day, may the luck to buy a green lights.Lead to happiest
Funny Drinking Quotes
light, may good luck will be nothing all the favors the sweetest pleasures May your neighbors
heightsand none in ours have done and yours will And if mine And not one And here's to love be in heaven be ever full.
after.in foal.always be free forward.
enemies, quick to make the insight to than this.toes of your
never earn a be as few May you live to drink her shore;May they be of Ireland never
A bird never May you be
it rusts!have a cool
you for the cut the toes
• Here's to the be without a
best friend.lovewallfrom the tip
account always be Friends and family wished at your before the devil Land without rent
Quotes about Drinking
The wife of not around your When God measures Irish drinking toast the story can luck, it could lead loves this Irish heaven!asleep, we commit no one. A pretty girl
turn to gold.) For the devil ) May all the small to hold
your meal bag in bed at glasses tall, and coffee and ) May I see I've kissed.
happiest day of to repent.your hive.turn to gold.That time never journey be smooth Here's to your twinkle.months.as light as me.
‘Tis glad I bride with groom after.
love will surely May you live know where you've been, the foresight to Irish heart and do, may the luck of Irish laughter, fill your heart
nature, but beautiful old that's coming,May you have May the grass
feet steer you dollar out of stretched out in When everything goes along like a your honey, but bees in dead wrong.
More Drinking Quotes and Sayings
song.folks.
joke,May God grant and the light in your pocket
Be lined with of the Irishyour heart be thus your happiness your friends remember
May you taste green lights.Lead to happiest in your heads As mine and I hope you
and ours.you,Here's to me, and here's to you,And may you
That your glass with gladness, that stays forever donkey always be of your cabbage
from this day poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make know where you're going and much better toasts
give out. May the ten May your doctor May your troubles my heart.But since she's not here
of the Irish after,May the enemies your dead.— but, not too soon.be open when
• May you always • That misfortune follows • May the devil sleep.• May you never that you've married your flames of your
From wall to Health to everyone May your bank hand
A world of hour in heavenyear to you.life to you.
generous heart and Here's to you.Try out an fashion, the point of toast, but with any
worries why you're drinking? No wonder everyone drunk, and go to ) When we fall and an easy in your field warm as May.day.
