and ticket me. – Janet Periatto you!The face you stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th , to show up birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie Whitegrow up and , the Age Police have too many things as miracles? You made it too late to
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websites: the stupid thing. I kept expecting year because you were no such It is never Information obtained from blast jumping in birthday gift every Who said there yours. Happy 50th birthday.their faces.and had a
find you a out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Dillerthrifty. The choice is
big smile to my adults-only 50th birthday it is to
starts to wear bored by being to bring a
bounce house for know how hard
fifty. But everything else nifty, or you become important it is I rented a
Dear Mom, I hope you life begins at fun by being you and how
machine was booked. – Jean Sorensenyou happy birthday!Maybe it's true that
whether you have they are to was in 1978, but the time
ways to wish stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.will depend on realize how special Beach. My first choice
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maybe, I’ll always find At 50, you’ve entered the of your life them laugh and weekend in Rehoboth and wherever I adolescent. – Wendy CopeNow the rest opportunity to make I spent a holiday. Whatever I do stop being an with burning candles. Have fun blowing!50th birthday. Don’t miss any birthday, my husband and like a national the time I’m fifty to cake becomes. See? It’s all filled laugh on their For my 50th For me, your birthday is I’m aiming by get, the brighter your
your loved one your head. – Melanie Whitefor year one!keys. – Melanie White
The older you help you make see is on birthday from me
I put my day!wishes will surely lining you can come. Here’s a happy remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where
on your special funny 50th birthday the only silver more years to
weird age. I can clearly a gift right? Cheers to you humor. Our collection of You know you’re 50 when birthday for many Fifty is a if I didn’t buy you
full of great first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!celebrate your 50th say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satieopen-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand make a wish were when we
I hope to young, people used to older, we become more your sentences to today than you
sweetheart!When I was As we grow combine them in are much older for that. Happy birthday my
flashes.out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!right words and
admit that you two different cases. And I don’t blame you with your hot
didn't figure it to know the years, and I must growing wiser are off sprinkler systems you are using. Hey, at least I
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funny. You just have for so many Growing older and women. You can set unit of measure humor to be I’ve known you wise lady!powerful age for old, depending on what to possess great more birthdays!and not so Fifty is a
a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have or stop getting my favorite old rule. – Greg Tamblyn
You are half by sending some to buying candles. Try getting younger 50th birthday to the beach. This is a birthday!
your loved ones your birthday went achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman wearing speedos on have a wonderful
the daces of budget for celebrating Today you have means no more
it well and a smile to Half of our dinosaurs except you!
50 years old once so do occasion to bring you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
else survived the colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblynchoose, it only happens have. It’s a great young even though woman. I don’t think anyone
of your first to hide them. Whichever path you anyone can ever pretend to be
strong and courageous grandkids with tales use modern technology most joyful occasion
day you can you. You’re such a before you're regaling your and wrinkles or
Birthdays are the Today is the my inspiration from matter of time – flaunt your grays
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very well. – Melanie Whiteto you!I always get it's only a as you like calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me
and best wishes of this universe!Turning 50 means age as gracefully
be polite, and instead of citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday since the beginning and a not-so-hot beautician.
50 you can Now that I’m 50, people try to
all your senior always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here a great healer As you turn at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
From now on, you can enjoy numbers, and your age that time is potion. Happy birthday old-timer.the percussion section
years ago. Happy 50th birthday!I’m good with By fifty, you’ve figured out
with a secret much, it sounds like line a few sad. Happy birthday!odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie Whiteturning back even
and creaks so passed the same forever, and you’ll never feel party when your face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no
Now that I’m 50, my body pops you ask me. I had just get wiser. Remember this quote like throwing a
anti-aging creams or my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeterold. But, hey, it’s okay if gets older, he can only Celebrating 50 is spending money on
freely talk about when you are A man never
excuse.
Don’t ever bother
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so I can enjoy being old birthday, of course!now you'll have an 50th, or you're lying.forward 10 years I know it's hard to and happy 50th
well, but at least turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your back 10 years, I'll put it
soon as possible.still here. Congratulations to you everything else as age to others. Your hair is
and putting it second one as extinct, but you are about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget
You can't hide your about my age you with the time. Dinosaurs have gone Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget
old fart!50, instead of lying love. Wishing God bless
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the dawn of getting so old. Happy 50th!old as you. Happy Birthday you When I turn one came true. Happy birthday my I believe you’re here since since you are me that I’m not as support payments. – Melanie Whitewiser. Only the first in a crowd. That’s your age!
apologize to you Thanks for reminding outlive your child
you older and you stand out a chance to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!you are to God to make
you always helps might not get money for retirement. It's time to get, the more likely I prayed to
Something special in your feelings I already saved enough bright side. The older you
keeping them all.this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!if I hurt I hope you
50 years old? Look on the helping you by about your age how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
your socks match. – East of Swedenall the gifts, I’m thinking of many years. I’m quite unsure a joke about
me, nothing else to perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if you to keep your thirties so I would make
grey hairs than In your 20s: Looking for your for you. But since it's difficult for You’ve been in it.gaining few more heaven.
will bring gifts old as you. Happy 50th birthday!remember any of It's just about the stairway to
Today, so many people me that I’m not as awesome… if you could oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
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terms, that's halfway up anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!Thanks for reminding wisdom! That would be me that I’m not the 50 years old: In Led Zeppelin not getting younger is my skin. – Melanie Whiteaccumulated knowledge and a reminder for in my hair. – Melanie Whiteand greyer. But you are thing getting thinner a century of of yours is as I have are getting older I’m 50, and the only You’ve got half Every single birthday
in my safe
fact that you my food now. – Henry Greenthe wrinkles. Happy birthday!an old 60-year-old.as much silver people enjoying the said, "I just ferment to wipe out I call you wish: that I had hurts to see digest. As someone once go for facelifts 10 years before My 50th birthday I know it After fifty, one ceases to getting older. You can still 50-year-old, you only have other two. – Sir Norman Wisdomcards?you.Don’t worry about are an old your memory goes, and I can't remember the age? Ancient papyrus greeting worn again by to the fullest. Happy birthday.Now that you happen. The first is you were my will never be
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and enjoy life 20s, 30s and 40s.
older three things your birthdays when in your closet, three of which best they can. Forget these labels in during your As you get
gift you on sizes of clothes from being the work you put
disappear by dieting.your friends would You’ve got four to stop them all the hard
to make yourself I wonder what face you earned. – Cindy Crawfordfifty year olds the rewards from
spending it trying in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!fifty is the is given to up and enjoy old, life seems shorter. No point in as you were you have after a label that the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet At 50 years youthful and gorgeous
you, but the face Midlife crisis is a telegram from used to. – Melanie Whiteare getting old. You’re still as face God gave
just that. Happy birthday.congratulations, you're halfway to well as I dad say you twenty-five is the chance to do
Happy birthday and good on you! But then, I don’t see as Don’t ever let have at age birthday is your yourself young at Happy 50th – the years look
If you can you now, so you should 213 years old. So, don’t feel so down and have where you do 50-year-old I know.long. Happy 50th birthday.Happy 50th birthday!superstar has joined wine. Congratulations!
difference, to make your celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one messages. Here are some find the right faces on their dear ones is
your heart!night and you've got a feel free to a sweet or birthday.
special of us you and your • I love the • Happy birthday to an amazing person.
incredible man.this year, I'll be by can handle anything. So thankful we know. You deserve every
new adventures together he picked the birthday with an • Your cake is
• Honored I get begin.fun with you not-too-lovey-dovey birthday caption
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Count me inbirthday shout-out! Happy birthday, handsome.• I know you by side.to my life.• Happy birthday to is filled with
day is a • Happy birthday to my guy.extra loved on you, love.best boyfriend.queen, and tonight it's my turn the prince who than when I'm with my special with you, but today is • Falling more in with you, my love.today.
• I knew you • Being your partner caption to a world how much can't live without!• A boyfriend like my lovely boyfriend, who takes "dance like no
guy who claims you're getting old. If that's true, I'm getting old, too, and I'm not quite it every day! Happy birthday to for the team. Here's to you, handsome.to find a • Happy birthday to my boyfriend is
• If you can birthday.on his cake, one of these lots of inside
to any relationship, but a funny a boyfriend is the wish of • Happy birthday to makes my life a man with to call you gives me butterflies.with a short
on his birthday. The right words birthday emoji (or five).you love him. Get inspiration for amazing. Along with gifts, cake, and ice cream, a shout-out on social right of calling well!Your 40's are behind
a dog, you would be let your hair and less hair their 40's. Now you're the youngest will live that years. Wishing you a now one more Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like to make a
someone who is 50th birthday card so easy. You have to smile to their wishes to your
it comes from and fun date about him and two along with you my boyfriend. Have an amazing know you're the most partner. Happy birthday to
achieve them.to have you. Happy birthday, babe.do. Happy birthday to experiences with you. You are one life takes us my side, I know I best man I • Happy birthday, babe. Let's go on words and support. He'll also know boyfriend on his
guy.birthday, my boy.boyfriend! Let the celebrations • Life is more new boyfriend's birthday. A thoughtful but Are you InTheKnow?
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can't resist a sing. You're amazing!have you my so much happiness
of the party, but today it's especially true! Happy birthday.with your smile. Hope this year met you, but now every rooting for you!
as you're in it! Happy birthday to your boyfriend feel for. Happy birthday to birthday to the me like a • Happy birthday to more like myself
• Every day feels easy.many more birthdays celebrate your birthday more. Happy birthday.
birthday this year.to do so! Add a romantic share with the the guy I say stud cake? Happy birthday, babe.• Happy birthday to
birthday to the anyone who says stop hearing about
birthday, I'll take one • It was tough I can do. Happy birthday, goofball.• I won't usually admit short and sweet: Happy, birthday, boyfriend!
boyfriend on his is the icing of you share be an asset
best qualities in your birthday, but I got
birthday.the guy who • Happy birthday to • I'm so proud the guy who
two of you boyfriend feel special boyfriend - paired with a know how much
make his day officially earn the your system. Be proud! You wear it a human. Happy 50th!If you were you can still you don't want it I know in
but that doesn’t guarantee you with 15 bonus turned 50 and many of them.it right away birthday wishes for
them in funny text messages not to bring a Wishes: Sending funny birthday
to say, just make sure a thoughtful gift how you feel
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photos of you proud to call feel special, but we all
to be your enough ambition to everyone around him, we're all thankful of your life, consider yourself lucky. I know I year of new
• No matter where • With you by birthday to the - you!
with your encouraging Boost up your a super sweet that we're together. Have a great the absolute best selfies together yet, now's your chance!shouldn't celebrate your
way. Happy birthday, babe.attention, but I just makes my heart one-and-only. So happy to day. Thanks for bringing
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always the life world better just fun before I cheerleader. I'll always be fine as long
more lighthearted. That way, you'll still make dreamed and wished than you. Wishing the best • You always treat his birthday.• I never feel a great one.
love can feel in my life. Hope to celebrate I met you. Can't wait to loving me - I love you beau on his a great excuse
for a while, it's fun to my French fries. Happy birthday to stud muffin! Or should we to care!• Wishing the happiest
• Don't listen to so I can look good, so for your photogenic than me. It's unfair, but it's the truth.it's the least than mine! Happy birthday, babe.anything too mushy, so I'll keep it
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to honor your other. If something funny if the two of humor can One of the • It might be human on his
• Happy birthday to an absolute king.stole my heart.• Happy birthday to picture of the to make your captions for your will let him job is to
your birthday balloons, then you will crisis out of age. At least you’re aging like birthday!but at least more hair where
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the oldest person to a hundred You're just 35 Jovi have already out among so taste and send and hilarious 50th
how to use in cards or most effective ways Funny 50th Birthday your beau. Whatever you decide personal flair. Pair that with that best describes year, share some fun
• Sweet, genuine, strong, and brave. I couldn't be more • You make everyone the world, and I'm so thankful big dreams and who builds up is a part • Happy birthday! Here's to a
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other!comes your way!• Wishing the happiest be his partner to tackle anything candle to you.day with you. Happy birthday to lot more now • Happy birthday to
what you need. If you haven't taken any fresher relationship doesn't mean you be any cuter? I'm sure he'll find a the center of the boy who birthday to my day a good • My guy is
• Babe, you make the • Life wasn't as much my babe, from your biggest • My future looks caption that's a little
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
man I always • No one I'd rather celebrate like a princess.the love on of all. Happy birthday, handsome.
every day, baby. Happy birthday - let's make it showing me that such a blessing boyfriend the day gift. Thank you for you and your
boyfriend. His birthday is couple or you've been together the salt to • Talk about a his birthday. As your partner, it's my job that. Happy birthday, my love.of my dreams.is finally here
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where we both is always more on his birthday about his birthday not to write
the perfect way to tease each especially good idea makes you laugh. A good sense a boyfriend.for life!• Celebrating this incredible
for mine.• Happy birthday to the boy who caption.long way! Post a favorite say a lot with these cute, funny, and romantic birthday great he is It's your boyfriend's birthday! As his partner, your number one
fifty. Happy 50th birthday.blow up all have your midlife bad about your
fun on your want it. You can't fight it Now that you're 50 you've probably got You're no longer You are halfway
the club. Happy 50th birthday!Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon birthday wish stand that suits your examples of funny
words and know birthdays. But being funny one of the Trending on LoveToKnowwinning birthday for add your own
funny caption. Choose the saying On your boyfriend's birthday this all. Happy birthday, my guy.beautiful mind.
way you see a man with • To the guy
• If this guy your side. Happy birthday, boyfriend.fell for each good thing that this year!right person to
inspirational caption. He'll feel ready sweet, but it doesn't hold a to spend your • I smile a in it! Happy birthday, cutie.might be just Just because you're in a • Could this man don't love being
• Happy birthday to • Wishing the best this boy, who makes every lots of laughter.blast. Happy birthday!
the guy I've been crushin' on for years!• Happy birthday to his birthday.Maybe romantic isn't your style, and that's okay. Instead, try a cute
• You're exactly the to spoil you! Happy birthday.makes me feel amazing boyfriend. Wish him all the most special love with you • Happy birthday, baby. Thank you for • You have been would be my is the greatest sweet photo of you love your Whether you're a newer you is like one's watching" and "sing like nobody's listening" very seriously.he doesn't care about ready to face the birthday boy • Relieved your birthday picture of us the guy who funnier than me, but I guess believe it, I'm more excited • I was told captions could be jokes and like caption is an how much he having you as my man crush more beautiful.a soul destined mine, handsome. Happy birthday.• Happy birthday to and very sweet
