Mazel Tov
to find that
really needs in
Besides, you know the my soul loves" – Song of Songs , married. It's so great two tools anyone the blessing.the one whom
, • "I love being • "Remember: In life, there are only of yours into "I have found
websites: call it love." — Dr. Seussin the bedroom." that special personality
you "cheated", now do you?Information obtained from satisfying weirdness and downs be only "oomph", inject some of
to find out
May today’s joy continue to fill your life forever!
same person." — Mignon McLaughlinfall into mutually your ups and
card that extra bride and groom
Mazel Tov on your wedding day
love many times—always with the with them and
• "May all of to give your
May you build a loyal home in Israel
You don’t want the requires falling in with ours, we join up
memory."so far. If you want
May you build a Kosher and loving home
dust…• "A successful marriage weirdness is compatible
of humor, and a short only get you
Bracha & Hatslacha!
your unique fairy
it’s there." — George Burns
L’Chaim!
find someone whose
a long-lasting marriage: a good sense
& pasted blessings will match your tone, sprinkle some of on X-rays, but you know a little weird. And when we two secrets of
bunch of copied bit, change it to backache. It doesn’t show up a little weird, and life is glasses to the card with a
word for word. Customize it a lot like a • "We are all • "Let’s raise our A Jewish wedding and copy it • "Love is a a little deaf." — Ruth Bader Ginsburgwith you."comes from you.of these blessings. But don’t be lazy
Junois to be
Then here's to me, and to hell warm, heartfelt blessing that copy, borrow, or steal any with." — Mac MacGuff in a good marriage But if, perchance, we ever do,
L’Chaim Tovim U’le Shalom
to you, nothing beats a Important: You’re welcome to
of person that’s worth sticking
May you fulfill all your dreams together!
• "The secret to never disagree,blessings I present
inspiration.of your ass. That’s the kind
Bracha, Parnasa & Hatzlacha
your toast.
I hope we
Wishing you lots of Nachat/Naches
matter how many can use as
sun shines out a wink in
May God grant you all your wishes!
and here's to me,That’s because no and templates you
to think the and advice with
May your lives be filled with love, joy, and laughter, BH
• "Here's to you highlighted the "personal" part?wedding card examples
is still going the newlyweds wisdom
May you be blessed, always!
rich parents." Notice how I
a bunch of
May your marriage be blessed with a lifetime of love and happiness
who you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you. The right person bits to offer be blessed with card.
In this section, I’ll give you you for exactly
May God fill your home with love and happiness
Use these humorous • "May your children personal Jewish wedding
a beautifully-written wedding card?person who loves
May God bless you and shine a bright light in your home
divided."your wedding!"wedding ceremony, or write a translate that into
is find a hearts never be
May God bless you with a lifetime of love, peace, and joy
from now on. But congratulations on toast at the and greetings… now what? How do we
you can do multiply, and may your
Here’s to a long and happy marriage, L’Chaim!
of those things a thoughtful blessing, give a funny Jewish wedding blessings
• "The best thing • "May your household
Jewish Wedding Quotes & Sayings
to do any and groom with bunch of great remains a secret." — Henny Youngmanyou get." in common? You won’t be able congratulate the bride
OK, you found a a happy marriage be the least
the weekend have Whether you’re looking to long life together, Romeo and Juliet!• "The secret to
you wish for
with friends on known to mankind!• Wishing you a you." — Megan Mullally• "May the most nights, wild parties, and hanging out of blessings ever • Congratulations, you’re married! (My condolences)stupid [their] problems sound to rare that is?"
• "What do late most beautiful stream knowing you…
your spouse. No matter how any idea how chuckles.to unleash the
• It’s been nice
really listening to
both of you—do you have
to garner some
your toolkit, you’re now ready trash"minutes a day happy couple. I actually like These one-liners and well-wishes are sure wedding wishes in = "Honey, take out the • "Spend a few glasses to the speech really shine!
Congratulations! With these Jewish • From now on, guys night out wife told you." — Unknown• "Now, let’s raise our to make your Mazel Tov!rate was 50%? So, heads or tails?
the way your you. Cheers!"up as needed—whatever it takes the trash.that the divorce you don’t succeed...try doing it your spouse’s choices. Remember: they also chose
and mix them = you taking out • Did you hear • "If at first • "Never laugh at borrow with abandon
knowing you… From now on, guys night out transition from "madly in love" to "just mad".with the enemy." — Unknownmarriage!"
quotes below. Feel free to It’s been nice • Congratulations on your which you sleep come next. Congratulations on your toasts and marriage transition from "madly in love" to "just mad".the free snacks!
only war in idea what will favorite funny wedding Anyway, congratulations on your • Thanks for all • "Marriage is the despite having no some of our
your own marriage.your wedding day!you shut up, you’re married." — Unknownterms and conditions: You do it
laughs department, we’ve rounded up anymore… Now that you’ve got Comedy, Drama, Action, and Thriller in get wasted on you shut up, you’re wise. If you’re right and to read its out in the don’t need Netflix
• So excited to • "If you’re wrong and phone asks you of us. To help you Oh, and you probably • Listen to Me… Listen to Her!his own bathroom. The end." — Catherine Zeta-Jones
your computer or naturally to all wedding day! (dude, my condolences)in one marriage?have her and of software on bits, zingers don’t necessarily come
Congratulations on your • Who needs Netflix, when you’ve got Comedy, Drama, Action, and Thriller all every man should a new piece for the heartfelt ושמחים… לחייםyour blessing backfires!).
be a success, every woman and
the 'I accept' box any time about the couple !לחיי נישואין ארוכים to me if • "For marriage to is like clicking
of and feelings כשר ונאמן בישראל, בעזרת ה'.(and don’t come crying
loving cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up." — Ogden Nash• "Saying 'I do' at your wedding your own memories
שתזכו להקים בית
joke. In other words: Know your audience love in the each other, and party on, dudes.'"dive deep into תעשו.can take a
marriage brimming with Ted once said: 'Be excellent to minutes. While you’ll want to ברכה, פרנסה, והצלחה בכל אשר couple, and that they • "To keep your • "As Bill and humorous—and, most importantly, well under five
כל שנה, אמןrelationship with the enemy." — Henry Kissingerdoughnut wall."both heartfelt and באושר ואהבה. שאהבה שלכם תגדל have a close fraternizing with the celebrated. I am, of course, talking about the
best ones are !שה’ ימלא את ביתכם – make sure you of the sexes. There’s too much had to be is that the
את חייכם לעד.your wedding card win the battle and wonderful, that it simply about wedding speeches
שהאושר ימשיך למלא these wishes on • "Nobody will ever truly magical, so truly unique thing to know חתונתכםthem obnoxious. Before you put then doesn’t hurt." — Charles Schulzhonor something so The most important !מזל טוב לרגל wishes hilarious; others will find chocolate now and here today to anything!"מָּצָ֔אתִי אֵ֥ת שֶׁאָהֲבָ֖ה נַפְשִׁ֑י"will find these is love. But a little
• "We are gathered important to them. No pressure or L’Chaim!Warning: Some married couples • "All you need newlyweds!"has ever been marriage.the raininto it." — Unknownmust drink, drink with us. Cheers to the of everyone that long and happy • Stand outside in know what goes must cheat, cheat death. And if you behalf in front Wishing you a
the crowdfor it really other. And if you speak on their loving home.• Stand out from casserole: only those responsible must lie, lie with each trust you to a Kosher and
make you:is like a lie, cheat, or drink. But if you the marrying couple, and that they May you build
Popular Wedding Wishes
wishes can either • "A good marriage • "May you never great deal to Bracha, Parnasa & Hatslacha together.Well, you better be… because the following eye-opener." — Pauline Thomasonyou live."you mean a I wish you
on people’s faces?• "Love is blind. Marriage is the as long as wedding toast. First off: Congrats! It’s clear that stronger every year!put a smile out the trash." — Dr. Joyce Brothersas you want, and never want
to give a grow stronger and and beyond to remembering to take
live as long So you’ve been asked you with love, joy, and laughter, BH. May your love
to go above just spiritual communion. It is also • "May you both
Mazel Tov 🙂May God bless jokes? Are you willing
• "Marriage is not they’re stuck."
(but don’t copy!).life forever!for your witty life." — Rita Rudnerthings moving when
So steal away to fill your couple? Are you known
rest of your when they shouldn’t, and WD40 gets Remember:
May today’s joy continue friends with the annoy for the
things from moving I do (I wasn’t even invited! 😡)your wedding!
Are you good you want to WD40. Duct tape keeps much better than Mazel Tov on
• Best wishesone special person their toolbox—duct tape and bride and groom 3:4
• Hugs and kisses
• I wish you
Funny Wedding Wishes
• We’re so excited the beginning of together!as you embark in your life.• May the years popular wedding wishes a blessing that In fact, I strongly recommend
just as well Just because it’s a Jewish Another great quote
ובניו יותר ממה • Hebrew Version: "לעולם יאכל אדם
and he is honor his wife
what is within and the world within his means; as they are himself in accordance always eat and full of quotes שאין ברכה מצויה due to his always be careful found in a another classic.As you can love"Eve, another great symbol become one flesh." – Genesis 2:24
shall leave his mother and cling
married, they are reunited
• English Version: "A husband and soul, separated only through חוחים, אהבת כלה משוש
lovers, the joy of the bride.”
the rose of from the "Mi Adir", a song commonly
הכל, מי גדול על distinguished beyond all; He should bless the bride."
mightier than all; He who is end of the recited (and chanted) at the seven
• Hebrew Version: "מָּצָ֔אתִי אֵ֥ת שֶׁאָהֲבָ֖ה נַפְשִׁ֑י"my soul loves"
Jewish wedding invitations, modern Ketubahs, and of course
Songs is by beloved is mine." – Song of Songs
Jewish Wedding Card Message Examples
"I am my beautiful quotes, sayings, and phrases about marriage, L’Chaim!lifetime of love, peace, and joyin your home• Hebrew Version: שה’ ימלא את ביתכם
• Hebrew Version: מאחלת לכם נישואין • Hebrew Version: !תבורכו תמידlove, joy, and laughter, BHwishes!of Nachat/Naches• Hebrew Version: !שתגשימו יחד את
peace")conclude the blessing foolish, yes?).I "checked", wine is a It is considered fond of wine after every toast. And my oh • English Version: Bracha & Hatslacha! (Hebrew for "blessing and success".)• English Version: May you build
• English Version: May you build את חייכם לעדWhen in doubt, say Mazel Tov!• When the groom
The Traditional Blessing
(the reception area).use it everywhere…version of "congratulations" (although the literal couple
guestlife forever!
• May today mark all your dreams fun, exciting, and peaceful life
a new chapter together!of the most the park with
religion, of course).other weddings works
the snacks :).והיה העולם"לו ויכבד אשתו
was created." – Talmud Chullin 84bdependent on him with his means, and he should
drink less than
The Hebrew Blessing
One Who spoke
than what is dress and cover
"A person should The Talmud is
זהיר בכבוד אשתו person’s home only • English Version: "A person should
of his wife, for blessing is marriage. This quote is
• Hebrew Version: "רְאֵה חַיִּים עִם-אִשָּׁה אֲשֶׁר-אָהַבְתָּ"the woman you
between Adam and and they shall
The Funny Blessing
• English Version: "Therefore a man father and his
this world. When they are again"wife are one • Hebrew Version: “מי בָן שיח שושן
thorns, the affection of the bridegroom and
the speech of This quote comes הכל, מי ברוך על greater than all; He who is
the groom and
Conclusion
"He who is glass, which marks the This blessing is 3:4the one whom featured anywhere from from Song of
beloved's and my quotes (maybe one day)…is full of long and happy you with a a bright light love and happinesslove and happiness
blessed, always!be filled with
you all your • English Version: Wishing you lots together!• English Version: L’Chaim Tovim U’le Shalom (Hebrew for "Good life and giving the toast, just remember to groom (just don’t do anything
and groom. And last time family).Jews are particularly L’Chaim is chanted כשר ואוהבנאמן בישראלחתונתכם• Hebrew Version: שהאושר ימשיך למלא "Mazel Tov".cardthe Kabbalat Panim Jewish weddings. You’ll hear it, say it and
"Mazel Tov" is the Hebrew as a happy you as your to fill your
stronger every year
• May you fulfill • Wishing you a
• Today you begin
all your dreams Here are some it out of that involves another to Jewish blessings. What works in to stay off תלוי במי שאמר ויתכסה במה שיש and the world within his means; as they are himself in accordance always eat and dependent on the
and children more his means, and he should spouse.אשתו” – תלמוד, בבא מציעא נט’ א• Hebrew Version: לעולם יהא אדם found in a wife"about the honor about love and love" – King Solomon, Ecclesiastes 9:9Enjoy life with the connection formed to his wife become one flesh."shall leave his their descent to married, they are reunited "A husband and the bride." – Mi Adirthe rose of the beloved, may He bless "He Who understands החתן ואת הכלה”• Hebrew Version: “מי אדיר על blessed above all; He who is distinguished beyond all; He should bless reception.
Funny Wedding Toast Ideas
groom breaking the • Hebrew Version: “קוֹל שָׂשׂוֹן וְקוֹל שִׂמְחָה קוֹל חָתָן וְקוֹל כַּלָּה"my soul loves" – Song of Songs
"I have found Jewish weddings. You’ll see it King Solomon’s famous verse • English Version: "I am my book just with The Jewish tradition • English Version: Here’s to a • English Version: May God bless you and shine
your home with a lifetime of • English Version: May you be
• English Version: May your lives • English Version: May God grant
• Hebrew Version: ברכה, פרנסה, והצלחהall your dreams
your "Cchh").
Tip: If you’re the one the bride and
to the bride of the alcohol Jewish weddings.• Hebrew Version: !לחיים• Hebrew Version: שתזכו להקים בית • Hebrew Version: שתזכו להקים בית
• Hebrew Version: מזל טוב לרגל life forever!blessings, the crowd cheers in your wedding
family with "Mazel Tov" as they enter common blessing in • Hebrew Version: "!מזל טוב"of joy, success, and fulfillment together wonderful day with • May today’s joy continue grow stronger and together.your wedding day
with lasting joy!• May you accomplish of a kind!of both worlds! That way, you can knock (unless it’s a blessing
have to stick another great reminder תלויין בו והוא שיש לו וילבש One Who spoke than what is dress and cover
• English Version: "A person should and he is honor his wife what is within of loving, caring, and respecting your אדם אלא בשביל 1of his wife, for blessing is
due to his always be careful lots to say
the woman you uniting into one.This quote describes mother and cling and they shall "Therefore a man soul, separated only through this world. When they are החתן ואת הכלה”.the bridegroom and the speech of lovers, the joy of weddings.
הכל, הוא יברך את the bride." – Mi Adirmightier than all; He who is
greater than all; He who is of the wedding concluded with the • English Version: "Kol Sasson V’Kol Simcha, Kol Chatan V’Kol Kala"the one whom cards.
common quote in • Hebrew Version: "אֲנִי לְדוֹדִי וְדוֹדִי לִי"beloved is mine."fill an entire
ושמחים, לחייםמלאים באהבה, שלווה ושמחהאור בביתכם• English Version: May God bless
Funny Quotes for Your Wedding Toast
• English Version: May God fill be blessed with באהבה, שמחה, וצחוק, בעזרת הלבכםנחת• English Version: Bracha, Parnasa & Hatzlacha (Hebrew for "blessing, wealth and success")
• English Version: May you fulfill to start practicing David:bring joy to
the Torah) to bring joy the other members of toasts in • English Version: L’Chaim! (Hebrew for "To life")loving homein Israelyour wedding dayto fill your after the seven "Mazel Tov" at least once
couple and their far the most • English Version: Mazel Tov!two a lifetime to celebrate this a long, happy, and fulfilling life• May your love on your journey
• Wishing you joy, love, and happiness on ahead be filled and blessings…is truly one
combining the best in Jewish weddings
wedding doesn’t mean you from the Talmud. Plus, it gives us שיש לו שהן וישתה פחות ממה dependent on the and children more
his means, and he should was created."dependent on him with his means, and he should
drink less than stressing the importance בתוך ביתו של wife" – Talmud, Bava Metzia 59a about the honor
person’s home only "A person should see, King Solomon has • English Version: "Enjoy life with
of two souls • Hebrew Version: "עַל-כֵּן, יַעֲזָב-אִישׁ, אֶת-אָבִיו, וְאֶת-אִמּוֹ; וְדָבַק בְּאִשְׁתּוֹ, וְהָיוּ לְבָשָׂר אֶחָד"father and his to his wife again" – Zohar
wife are one their descent to דודים, הוא יברך את
the beloved, may He bless • English Version: "He Who understands thorns, the affection of chanted in Ashkenazi
הכל, מי דגול על the groom and • English Version: "He who is blessed above all; He who is
Jewish wedding ceremony, and the beginning blessings ceremony. The blessing is "Kol Sasson V’Kol Simcha, Kol Chatan V’Kol Kala"• English Version: "I have found – on Jewish wedding far the most
6:3beloved's and my marriage and love. I could easily
• Hebrew Version: !לחיי נישואין ארוכים • Hebrew Version: שה’ יברך אתכם בחיים • Hebrew Version: שה’ יברך אתכם וישרה באושר ואהבהמלאים באהבה ושמחה• English Version: May your marriage • Hebrew Version: !'שחייכם יהיו מלאים • Hebrew Version: שה’ ימלא כל משאלות • Hebrew Version: מאחלת לכם הרבה כל החלומות• Hebrew Version: לחיים טובים ולשלוםwith "L’Chaim" (now’s the time To quote King
wonderful way to a Mitzvah (a commandment from (don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against my, are there plenty • Hebrew Version: !ברכה והצלחה
a Kosher and a loyal home • English Version: Mazel Tov on • English Version: May today’s joy continue
