Funny Good Morning Wishes: Starting a day with a big smile on the face is the best thing to do. You can easily make your dear ones laugh in the morning if you want to. Here are some funny good morning messages for your friends or lovers to wish them good morning in the funniest way possible. Make his/her day just by sending them a hilarious good morning text right when they wake up. Your good morning greetings can make a big difference in their life. Be the reason for their smile and make them laugh right at the beginning of their day. These funny good morning wishes will help you bring smiles to their faces right in the morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages
Good morning. Start the day with a fart just like any other day!
The morning sun is calling me. I just decided to answer another day. Good morning!
Good morning. Have a cup of coffee and start your engines because it’s still a long way before you reach the weekend.
Smile right when you wake up because soon enough, you’ll realize it’s not a weekend yet. Good morning!
Always harbor positivity in your mind because you will never find it in the real world. Good morning. Have a great day!
Love is blind until I wake up and see your face in the morning!
Sending you a good morning message in the wake of the day and hoping it’s not the only GOOD you see today.
I was about to say ‘shut up and go to sleep’ to all the early risers, but it's not socially acceptable. So, good morning!
Good morning to the one who just earned one more day to have the privilege of spending time with me. I love you.
Good morning, dear. I know you have so many goals to start the day with. Rising early is not one of them.
I was the richest person in the world, and then it happened. The alarm bell rang. Good morning!
The saddest part of the morning is waking up realizing it's not a holiday. Gonna spend the whole day with the same old routine. Good morning!
Every morning is a blessing only if you don’t have an alarm clock by your bed. With an alarm clock, it’s a curse. Good morning!
Good morning! If you think you didn’t have enough sleep last night, don’t worry, you still have your chance to take some mid-day naps later.
Wake up and welcome one more unproductive, leisurely day that comes with nothing for you but leaves with a promise of another similar one.
Life is full of stress and troubles. If you want to have a good day, don’t get off your bed. Keep sleeping until you die and stop life happening to you!
If the world was kind to me, it would have slept like an Olympic discipline. Good morning to everyone living in this cruel, unjust world.
Funny Good Morning Messages for Him
I love to kiss you on the lips early in the morning but darling, you really need to brush your teeth at first. Good morning!
Good morning dear. Let’s welcome one more day in our life in which we try our best to put up with each other. Best wishes to you!
"You have a message: wake up you lazy".
Don’t make me rise so early by sending good morning texts. I want to dream more about you and me.
It was a dream where you and I were spending some time together. Then the alarm clock interfered, and thank God for saving me!
Wishing you a refreshing cup of coffee and a very short Monday! Good morning!
Good luck to your waking up at the noon, reading this good morning text on your phone, and then going back to sleep again thinking it’s still early in the morning.
You are annoying like the alarm clock. But at least I have someone to yell at when I wake up in the morning. Good morning dear!
Your good morning text is my motivation to start every day. Don’t ever forget to text me in the morning unless you want to have a bad day! Good morning!
You’re a charming prince in my dreams but a nightmare in my mornings. That’s why I love to sleep so much. Good morning!
Funny Good Morning Messages for Her
I was thinking of borrowing a kiss from you this morning. Will you give one to me? I have no problem returning it with huge interest! Good morning!
I can’t tell you how much I love to stay in my bed and keep texting you but the alarm clock is yelling so loud and a mug of coffee is waiting for me. Good morning!
Good Morning! Please wake up and be thankful for a husband like me!
You really need to learn how to wake up early and make a fragrant cup of coffee for your boyfriend. Good morning!
Since you’re not a cup of coffee, why should I wake up early?
I was trying to write a very romantic good morning text for you. But then I woke up and realized that I’m not a poet.
Your kiss is my most favorite thing in the morning, besides your hug. Am I getting them today or not? Good morning sweetheart!
I woke up to send you a good morning text and now I’m planning to go back to bed again. I hope you’ll wake me up with a reply. Good morning!
Before I met you, I never thought procrastination can be infectious. Good morning and good luck for one more day full of lying in the bed and texting each other.
Your good morning text and a cup of coffee make a perfect combination of happiness in the morning! Good morning sweetheart!
Funny Good Morning Wishes for Friends
Good morning dear friend. You’re alive and well, what an unpleasant surprise!
Wake up and be thankful because I’m your friend. Because you’ll never have a better friend than me. Good morning!
A friend is someone who you think of right when you wake up. Yes, I was thinking of you and wondering if you were alive or not. Good morning!
Wishing you good morning right at the beginning of another stressful day.
I heard you’re having a tough time with your alarm clock. It happens when you’re having an affair with your bed. Good morning mate!
Have a good cup of coffee and get your engine started because you’re going to have one more stressful day before its weekend! Good morning!
Good morning to you. Good luck with trying to find a good mood today!
Sending a good morning message to someone who will wake up at noon and see this text in the afternoon. Hoping to receive a reply from you at night!
You’re definitely not the kind of person who wakes up early in the morning and sends a good morning text to a friend. So, I’m the one who’s playing the role. Good morning!
Sleeping is perhaps the only activity in which you can easily outperform me because it takes no effort, no talent, and no practice. Good morning dear friend!
Good morning and thank you for one more day of knowing me to the core but still not leaving me. You’re a good friend indeed!
Funny Good Morning Quotes
“Good morning is a contradiction of terms.” – Jim Davis
“Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.” – Punit Ghadge
“Everyone should experience a sunrise at least once a day.” – Phil Dunphy
“Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not.” – Ursula Le Guin
“When reality and your dreams collide, typically it’s just your alarm clock going off.” – Crystal Woods
“My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed.” – Unknown
“Twinkle twinkle sleepy star, wake up now it’s the 11th hour, up above the world so high, the sun has risen in the sky.” – Mickey Nice
“Morning is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of day.” – Glen Cook
“I was gonna take over the world this morning but I overslept. Postponed. Again.” – Suburban Men
“Everyone wants me to be a morning person. I could be one, only if morning began after noon.” – Tony Smite
“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.” – Robert Frost
“There are two ways of waking up in the morning. One is to say, ‘Good morning, God,’ and the other is to say, ‘Good God, morning’!” – Fulton J. Sheen
“Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.” – Robert Orben
“Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.” – Ray Bradbury
“Every morning is a battle between the superego and the id, and I am a mere foot soldier with mud and a snooze button on her shield.” – Catherynne Valente
Nothing is healthier in the morning than a good laugh, not even the healthiest of breakfasts. If you have someone in your life that you care about the most, it's your responsibility to make sure they get their daily dose of happiness and fun right when they start the day. Funny good morning messages and greetings from you can bring delight to their soul and cheers in their minds. The hilariously funny and witty good morning messages we have compiled can be your perfect tool to spread happiness and joy around you. Make every morning enjoyable and worthwhile for your loved ones by sending them funny good morning wishes, messages and greetings.
Pep up your marriage with a creative expression of your love. When you are grateful to have a beautiful soul as your husband, you must tell him how you feel. And what better time to tell your husband that you love him than early in the morning, when he is gearing up to take on the day.
Choose a peppy, energetic, and inspiring message, or a sweet and romantic one that lets your husband start the day with a smile. We share with you some of the best good morning messages for husband. Pick one and set the mood for each day.
Good Morning Messages For Husband
Let’s begin with a few simple, yet amazing messages that you can send to your husband.
• "My dearest husband, you’re my first and last love. I cannot live without you and want to wake up next to you every day of my life. Good morning."
• "In this world, every individual comes for someone else. I am happy you are here for me. Good morning."
• By your side, I feel bliss, the first thing in the morning, your good morning kiss makes my day perfect. Good morning!"
• "Everything seems alright within your company in the morning. It always feels good to be with you, and start the day with you, honey. Good morning."
• "Good morning dear husband, the beat of my heart and the life of my soul."
• "I want to grow old with you and want to be with you for the rest of my life. Good morning dear."
• "Other people wake up to sunshine, but I love waking up to you. Good morning dear."
• "You make me laugh and smile. You make everything in life worthwhile. The only thing trending in my heart is you. Good morning, my hubby."
• "I feel secure in your embrace at night; you always make me feel young and vital; marrying you has been one of my most significant decisions. Thank you for being a great husband."
• "I don’t care if the sun rises or not, as long as I am with my hubby who loves me a lot. Good morning my handsome hubby."
• "I promise to love you always. I promise to give you a perfect tomorrow. I promise to be your wife and lover forever. I love you. Good morning, my baby."
• "My love for you will always be constant and everlasting. My life is a true blessing with you. Good morning, honey."
• "I thank you for coming into my life. I promise you to be by your side forever. I love you very much. Good morning, my darling."
• "I cannot think of my life without you. You are my mentor. I love you with all my heart. A very sweet morning to my hubby."
• "A very pleasant morning to the reason behind my radiance."
• "The sight of you early in the morning, reassures me about the beauty and innocence in this world. Always be my sunshine, love. Good morning."
• "I stopped asking God for blessings the moment He blessed me with all I need in this world – you, my dearest husband. Good morning."
• "Every moment that I spend with you by my side is golden. Good morning, my love."
Romantic Good Morning Messages For Husband
How about adding a bit of romance early in the morning? With these messages, of course!
• "I can do without a morning cup of tea or coffee, but I can’t do without cuddling my handsome hubby. Good morning."
• "Every new day, every new morning makes me fall in love with you again my love. Good morning and have a nice day ahead!"
• "Loving you is like a new day. It is fresh and true. Good morning, sweetheart!"
• "My morning does not start without sending you a message of my love. Very good morning to you, dearest!"
• "You are the sunshine that I wake up to every morning. I hope your day today is as beautiful as your love for me."
• "Me in your arms and your kisses on my lips are all I need in this life. Good morning, sugar."
• "This morning, I want to tell you for the millionth time that my love for you will last until the end of time. Have a beautiful day, babe."
• "Wishing a beautiful morning to the most wonderful husband in the world. Thank you for making me feel like the most beautiful woman ever created by God."
• "Not even the sun can give me the warmth that your touch and kiss give me. Good morning, honey."
• "Babe, you are the only man in the entire world whose touch has the power to sweep me off my feet. Good morning."
• "I cannot start my morning without cuddling with my handsome hubby. I love you, baby. Good morning."
• "Whenever my lips meet yours, I am instantly transported to a place so heavenly. I love you so much, my darling. Good morning."
• "Every time we kiss, I hear our souls whisper the words "I love you" to each other. Good morning."
• "Even though the day is new, all l want to do is snuggle with you. Have a wonderful day my love!"
• "Good morning handsome! What do you think about spending the day as if it were our first morning together as husband and wife?"
• "By your side and in your arms – that’s the best way to wake up every morning. Have a good day, honey."
• "You are charming, handsome and hot; babe, I love you a lot. You make me laugh and smile, which makes everything in life feel worthwhile. Good morning."
• "Forget the hashtags; the only thing trending in my heart is YOU. Good morning, hubby."
• "Every morning I am bitten by the love bug, your hugs and kisses make me feel better. Good morning."
• "Do you want your morning cup of coffee or tea? Or would rather just have a dose of hot me? Wake up to a lovely morning, my darling!"
• "Your love for me is the most beautiful thing in this entire universe. Good morning, dear husband."
• "My coffee may be hot, but you’re hotter and a better reason to wake up to. Good morning my dear husband!"
Sweet Good Morning Messages For Husband
Early morning romance a bit too much for you? Why not just Keep It Simple, Sweetie?
• "Waking up next to you is another reason to be thankful for the day my dear husband; you are the one that lights up my day. Enjoy your morning, sweetheart."
• "I wish your morning will be as bright as your smile and your day as good as your soul. Good morning, honey!"
• "I hope you get to lots of cute moments today to brighten up your soul and make you smile like never before. Good morning, sweetheart."
• "Whether it is sunny, raining, or snowing outside, all I need is to wake up to your smile to have a bright day."
• "You are as warm as the sun this morning, and I am so happy to wake up to your smile. Good morning, sunshine."
• "Waking up next to you every morning has been a dream come true. I wouldn’t have found a better husband if I searched across all the planets."
• "You are the first thing I think of when I wake up every morning. I love you so much. Good morning, my honey."
• "Good morning, my love! The sky is cloudy, and I woke up next to you. This is the beginning of a perfect day."
• "Loving you is a gift I forever cherish; having you is a blessing I am forever thankful for. Have an amazing morning hubby, I love and cherish you."
• "Every morning, I want to wake up in your arms. You are my charming prince, my handsome husband, and I love you a lot. Have a beautiful day darling."
• "I do not care whether it is day or night, as long as I have my beautiful hubby insight. Good morning my hubby."
• "My mornings are the sweetest because of your hugs and sweet kisses. I love you so much. Good morning, dear husband!"
• "It is your memories that brighten up my gloomy days. I feel so with happy aroundyou. I will love you forever. Good morning my darling."
• "When I wake up with your arms wrapped around me, I know that you’re the knight that kept my nightmares at bay all night. Thank you and have a good day, my love."
• "Amidst all the hustle and the bustle, amidst all the noise and the chaos of the world, your love is my refuge. Your love gives me peace and happiness. I love you so much, my husband. Here’s wishing you a wonderful morning and an incredible day ahead."
• "You are the only person that lets me be true to myself, loves me for who I am and not what I can be. Good morning, baby!"
• "You are the only one I want to see every morning and I am blessed to be by your side. Have an amazing day, darling!"
Lovely Good Morning Messages For Husband
• "You set my soul on fire, and there is nothing I wouldn’t do to make your morning more interesting. I love you hubby, have a blessed morning."
• "Sweet be the home where you tarry, light is the load that you carry. Smooth be the road where you proceed and happy be the day that you foresee! Good morning, husband!"
• "A smile can make a day complete, and a hug can make it even better. So I’m sending my smiles and hugs your way. Good morning!"
• "You turned my worries into joys, my fear into love, and my nightmares into sweet dreams. I’ll always love you….good morning, hubby dear!"
• "The rays of the morning are filled with so much love only because you are a part of it. I love you much, husband! Good morning!"
• "I’m having one of those days that make me realize how lost I’d be without you… Just wanted to let you know. Have a lovely morning my husband."
• "You are the one all my love quotes are about. Good morning, dear husband!"
• "A cup of hot hello, a plate of crispy wishes, a spoon of sweet smiles, and a slice of great success – for you to enjoy the day! Good morning, darling!"
• "You have always been the anchor that holds me down, the rock that I can lean on during the toughest days, and the shoulder I can cry on whenever I’m feeling sad. You just make everything better. I love you so much, my husband. Have an amazing day ahead."
• "It was your handsome face that I first fell for. But over the years, your kindness, intelligence, and sense of humor were some of the best things I’ve discovered. Happy to be with you always. Good morning, my love!"
• "I can’t really be sure of life; can’t be sure of anything. But I can be sure of one thing, and that is my love for you. Good morning, sweetheart!"
• "If I did anything right in my life, it was giving my heart to you. Thank you for being in my life. Good morning, love!"
• "The best part of the day for me is when I wake up to look at you and find you looking back at me with love. Have a lovely morning, baby."
• "In a world full of deceit and lies, I feel lucky when I see the love in your eyes. Good morning."
• "Every morning spent with you is the dearest to me. After all, not every woman gets to say that she wakes up next to a man who’s so good-looking, charming, kind, and sweet. Good morning, handsome!"
• "Every single morning that I wake up, I realize how truly wonderful it is to be your wife. Thank you for filling my mornings, afternoons, and nights with so much love and happiness."
Good Morning Messages For Husband Who Is Far Away
Is your husband away from you? Do you miss whispering sweet morning messages in his ear? Worry not. We’ve got the perfect messages that will tell him how much you miss him.
• "You may be miles away. We may be miles apart. But hubby you are and will always be in my heart. I miss you so much, longing for your touch! Good morning."
• "I woke up this morning, feeling lonely. Then I realized that the empty feeling is because I haven’t greeted you yet. So here I am, wishing you a great morning! I miss you, husband!"
• Good morning, my love! Just the thought of you brightens up my morning. I miss you!
• "I had a dream about you, and I woke up smiling… miss you lots! Have a great day, hon!"
• "Good morning, my sweet husband. I’m sending sweet kisses and warm hugs your way, as you go out and start your day. I hope your day is smooth and easy."
• "Despite being a thousand miles apart, our love has been growing stronger and stronger. I miss you and can’t wait for you to be home. Have a beautiful day, darling."
• "Distance can never be a barrier. What’s most important is that I have your heart with me and you have mine with you too. Have a wonderful day babe!"
• "You’re not here right now, but you’re right here with me. Right in my heart. I miss you so much, my love. Good morning."
• "I miss seeing your beautiful face and smile. They warm my heart and make me feel free. I really do miss you and hope to have you around soon baby. Have a good day."
• "Your presence in my life makes me better than I used to be. Without you, I can’t imagine how my life would turn. Thanks for being a darling. I miss you."
• "It takes true love to be away from each other and still be in love with each other. What I’ve got for you is more than you know. I miss you so much! Have a lovely morning, darling!"
• "My heartthrob, you are such a caring and loving husband. You’re my everything. Can’t wait until the next time we’ll see each other. Have a lovely day."
• "Distance cannot reduce my love for you. Nothing can. You’re the harmony of my heartbeat. And the best thing that has ever happened to me. Miss you babe. Have a great morning!"
• "I want to hold you in my arms, kiss you, love you. I long to be with you again. I’ll be waiting here for you. Good morning, a man of my dreams."
• "You’re far away but then you will always stay with me. I know you love me today and every day. Miss you so much darling. Have a great day."
• "You’re the kind of wonderful partner who makes every aspect of my life better. I look forward to being reunited with you soon! Have a wonderful morning, dear husband!"
• "This morning, the desire to see your face came stronger than ever before. Could it mean you’re coming to see me soon? Please make my wish come true. Love you, my dear. Have a pleasant day."
When you’re in love with your man, there won’t be a dearth of loving words for him. Make up your own good morning messages for your husband, use the ones we have here for you or try a little bit of both. No matter what your message says, we believe that your husband will always get the message – that you love him with all your heart and soul.