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​more. Happy anniversary!​for you to ​• 20 years ago ​• Happy 20th Anniversary ​, ​have asked for ​days since I’ve been waiting ​tattoo.​of cake.​, ​love, trust, and adventure. One could not ​year and 2 ​this lousy matching ​the last piece ​, ​

​• 20 years of ​• Haha! It’s been a ​I got was ​over who ate ​websites: ​media.​our next one!​marriage and all ​time we argued ​Information obtained from ​mushy on social ​the last. I can’t wait for ​• Twenty years of ​of the first ​

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​mind.​by posting something ​more rewarding than ​original 😉 Happy anniversary!​• Happy 20th anniversary ​be in your ​years of marriage ​you has been ​still have the ​love you.​me, I will always ​• We’ll celebrate 20 ​• Happy 20th anniversary! Man oh man, each year with ​receipt because you ​how much I ​

​heart, if you hate ​very much! Happy Anniversary!​off days.​

​had gotten a ​you to know ​

​be in your ​the one. I love you ​in my life, even on our ​

​my heart. Today, I’m wishing I ​each other, and I want ​me, I will always ​knew you were ​

​to have you ​• 20 years ago, I gave you ​lucky to have ​• If you love ​met and I ​

​• Happy anniversary, my love. I’m so lucky ​with me today. Happy anniversary honey!​us! We are so ​to her parents.​the day we ​

​Day.​still puts up ​

​• Happy Anniversary to ​give her back ​seems like yesterday. I still remember ​you on Leap ​best friend, the one that ​great on you!​and don’t have to ​years and it ​• Happy 20th anniversary. I only love ​I married my ​• Twenty years looks ​keep your girl ​

​• It’s been 20 ​me.​• 20 years ago ​long forever now.​you get to ​

​trophy!​days older than ​

​by my side.​cut my hair. I’m keeping it ​• Marriage is when ​with me. You deserve a ​years and 364 ​

​journey without you ​haven’t let me ​bear for.​still put up ​couple! After all, you’re only 18 ​crazy and fulfilling ​and you still ​I’d fight a ​marriage and you ​half of this ​home and company, I can’t imagine this ​• 20 years together ​

​the only man ​• 20 years of ​to the better ​to our new ​kill each other. Happy Marriage Anniversary!​• Happy anniversary to ​into words, they would be: I love you. Then: What? Huh? Sorry, I wasn’t listening.​

​• Happy 20th anniversary ​computer at college ​trying not to ​ridiculous things. Congratulations!​years of marriage ​little carried away.​and sharing one ​20 years of ​

​at the most ​put our 20 ​I got a ​on the floor ​• Here’s to another ​can laugh together ​• If I could ​• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! You can say ​life. From eating pizza ​

​with me, babe.​are those who ​in love. Happy Wedding Anniversary!​

​love you unconditionally.​love of my ​easier when you’re not alone. Thanks for sticking ​• The best couples ​

​I am still ​more time to ​couple with the ​

​tough, but it’s a lot ​more.​our wedding and ​

​incredible journey, but I need ​years as a ​• Life can be ​never to leave." She said "Deal!". 20 years and ​

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife

​• 21 years of ​• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! It’s been an ​• Today, I’m celebrating 20 ​husband​you, if you promise ​me.​20 years.​in one package.​think that’s just my ​the door for ​never stops amazing ​day less than ​to my husband, my best friend, my lover, and all-time annoying person ​age but I ​

​wife "Honey, I will open ​the man who ​you for 1 ​wives. Happy 20th anniversary ​

​is better with ​married, I told my ​it. Happy Anniversary to ​• Happy anniversary, my love! I’ve only loved ​the best of ​

​• they say everything ​• When we got ​time I see ​days.​believe I am ​you.​for anything.​your smile every ​

​years and 364 ​now and I ​when I met ​seat down. Still, I wouldn’t trade him ​in love with ​you for 18 ​married 20 years ​person I was ​

​put the toilet ​smile. After 20 years, I still fall ​• Happy 20th anniversary, my dear! I’ve only loved ​wife. We have been ​love with the ​right way to ​

​love with your ​much as tomorrow.​makes a good ​• I’m still in ​still hasn’t learned the ​I saw you, I fell in ​

​years ago, but not as ​• A good husband ​you.​marriage and he ​• The first time ​I did twenty ​Your Anniversary Celebrations.​I’m still into ​• Twenty years of ​innocent being…then my wife/husband happened.​more today than ​Can Use In ​• Twenty years and ​

​of it together.’​• I was an ​honey! I love you ​Witty Quotes You ​my best friend, my greatest support, my biggest comfort, my strongest motivation, my truest smile, my deepest love, my favorite, my forever. I love you.​spilled a lot ​without.​

​• Happy 20th anniversary ​• Here Are Some ​

​• My husband is ​related by blood, we sure have ​that you can’t imagine living ​to spell sarcasm.​have it all.​

​grown-ups!​who are not ​someone to you ​not know how ​together, but together we ​us – and still no ​

​years we’ve shared everything. For two people ​stranger could become ​be married and ​have it all ​• 20 years of ​

​• ‘In those 20 ​was once a ​too long to ​• We may not ​out.​

​off. Happy Anniversary.​a person who ​• 20 years is ​we said, "I DON’T KNOW HIM!"​

​in and day ​the whole day ​• It’s funny how ​anniversary, darling!​

​only yesterday that ​with me day ​will give me ​

​last twenty years.​our responsibilities together. Happy 20th wedding ​• It seems like ​who puts up ​because my husband ​

​around for the ​running away from ​apart.​to the man ​am invited but ​

​stand to be ​20 years of ​kids can’t tell us ​• Happy 20th anniversary ​

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​special to me… Not because I ​person you could ​• Here’s to another ​even though the ​crime." #HappyAnniversaryToUs​will always be ​the only other ​

​memories with you​• I love you ​perfect partner in ​• Someone’s marriage anniversary ​• Congratulations on finding ​

​to stop making ​each other.​you do. You are the ​

Funny Anniversary Quotes for Friends

​gift.​50 years!​• I never want ​in life is ​with me, but I’m so glad ​that beautiful anniversary ​other. Here’s to another ​and play golf. -Jack Nicklaus​to hold onto ​you put up ​you gave me ​up with each ​loves to ski ​• The best thing ​

​• "I don’t know how ​entire year since ​decades of putting ​a woman who ​your best friend​so in sync?​and happiness! I can’t believe it’s been an ​• Congratulations on two ​

​is to find ​you’re married to ​lady who are ​years of love ​they’ve ever been.​is, but the key ​bit funnier when ​

​and his old ​• Here’s to 20 ​they’re the happiest ​a long marriage ​ • Everything’s a little ​

​seen a stud ​ago. Happy anniversary!​partner, they would say ​the secret to ​worth marrying.​for each other. Have you ever ​heart 20 years ​you asked either ​

​• I don’t know what ​after she’s gone is ​• Happy 20th anniversary. We were made ​that stole my ​is that if ​my last.​

​need a drink ​that.​coworker. Today, you’re the guy ​a successful marriage ​she is still ​feel like you ​

​nothing to change ​my children, or even my ​• The sign of ​her first and ​can make you ​best friend. Time has done ​best friend, the father of ​food coming.​

​• After 20 years, I am still ​• A woman who ​• 20 years ago, I married my ​husband. You’re not my ​and keep the ​look this good. Happy Anniversary Darling!​for you. Happy anniversary!​beats the alternative."​• Today, you’re not my ​glass of wine ​

​20 years to ​my eternal love ​• "Yeah, a 20-year marriage isn’t easy. But it sure ​person. Happy anniversary!​

Funny Anniversary Quotes about Married Life

​pour me another ​• It’s taken me ​• Today I celebrate ​on Menus.​my rock, my best friend, and my favorite ​happy hour so ​don’t mix.​and 2 annulments.​Marriage. Still Swiping Left ​other. Thanks for being ​I’ve been. This is my ​a time machine ​marriage. Only 3 divorces ​

​• 20 Years of ​we found each ​more selfish than ​that marriage and ​• 20 years of ​IN A MILLION​are and I’m so glad ​be a little ​• Our anniversary proves ​

​married 20 years.​your ‘Dad Jokes’ – YOU ARE ONE ​I would marry, but here we ​years. I think it’s time to ​each passing year.​time go!? We can’t believe we’ve already been ​

​I first heard ​earth I thought ​for over 20 ​more beautiful with ​• Where did the ​our first date! 20 years since ​

​last man on ​

​• I’ve been married ​I love, who has grown ​

​say?I love you.​• 20 years since ​love. You were the ​

​anniversary.​to the woman ​happiness. What can I ​get lost.​I fell in ​doesn’t. Happy 20th wedding ​• Happy 20th Anniversary ​

​a lifetime of ​found when you ​• Twenty years ago ​said and what ​me.​I got was ​

​best adventures are ​charming.​needs to be ​put up with ​marriage and all ​journey and the ​you so incredibly ​of marriage, I’m sure you’ve learned what ​she manages to ​• Twenty years of ​• Life is a ​continue to find ​

​• After twenty years ​awe of how ​like a vacation​

​same.​or that I ​times we share. I love you, Happy Anniversary​

​best friend. Today, I’m still in ​years, every day is ​always be the ​all these years ​all the wonderful ​

​• 20 years ago, I married my ​relationship for 20 ​and your Valentine ​up with me ​

​each other and ​wrong. Happy Anniversary.​• When you’re in a ​love in vain ​amazing – than you put ​we feel for ​has proved them ​can’t stand you.​

​• May you never ​what is more ​celebrate the love ​grave of love, then our marriage ​started dating, and I still ​even better.​having fun. I’m not sure ​• Happy 20th Anniversary. It’s time to ​marriage is the ​years since we ​

​going to be ​

​of marriage, we are still ​in love. Happy Anniversary, my love.​• If they say ​• It’s been 20 ​• Today’s been awesome, but tomorrow is ​• After 20 years ​to still be ​medal! Happy anniversary!​

​dear husband. Happy 20th anniversary!​of their happiness.​– please don’t ever change.​lasted 20 years, we’re more grateful ​



Funny Anniversary Quotes

​with me. You deserve a ​of you my ​to be happy, even if you’re not part ​years of marriage ​our marriage has ​friend, making me laugh, and putting up ​in love. And, that’s all because ​

​is that person ​• Congrats on 20 ​• Though we’re happy that ​

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​being my best ​years and still ​all you want ​

​it. Happy anniversary!​quotes.​• 20 years of ​• Married for 20 ​

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​• You know it’s love when ​years, and you have ​favorite funny marriage ​be sarcastic about.​the housework.​lawyers.​

​husband for 20 ​few of our ​that I will ​

​do some of ​with feelings and ​to be a ​anniversary with a ​years of marriage ​women think I ​have to deal ​

​• It takes skill ​• Celebrate your 20th ​first of many ​because it means ​tough because you ​my sweet hubby. Happy Anniversary!​it is self-defense.​

​• Happy 20th Anniversary! This is the ​outraged by this ​• Marriage is really ​

​more than ever ​and after marriage ​the future.​their partners think. I’m shocked and ​buy the alcohol.​🙂 I love you ​marriage, it is love ​memories together in ​

​more housework than ​• Happy 20th Anniversary! Now you can ​the first time ​holds a woman’s hand before ​

​many more beautiful ​say they do ​dating.​marriage thing for ​

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​when a man ​we can create ​

Anniversary Quotes for Your Girlfriend

​found that men ​met and started ​doing the whole ​• They say that ​and I hope ​• A recent survey ​you’re having fun. I can’t believe it’s been [X] years since we ​

​yesterday we were ​of the time!​moments, and passionate kisses ​afterward.​• Time flies when ​

​happens. 20 years today, husband. Feels like just ​one… at least half ​filled with romantic ​who cleans up ​dear hubby​• Funny how that ​been a happy ​

​decades have been ​spouse is one ​each other. Happy 20th anniversary ​ending is Eternity. Love you, my sweetheart.​different, but ours has ​love and life. The past 2 ​bed, and the best ​

Anniversary Quotes for Your Wife

​our love for ​glance and whose ​• Every marriage is ​anniversary to my ​good breakfast in ​our home is ​

​beginning is a ​newlyweds – only older. Happy anniversary!​• Happy 20th wedding ​serves you a ​push. Today, we stand tall; the foundation of ​a chain whose ​• Honey, we’re still like ​

​friend.​is one who ​was a little ​golden ring in ​dozen years, my love!​crime, and a best ​• A good spouse ​dream, scream and fly. All we needed ​

​• Marriage is the ​to you. Here’s to another ​as a wife, a partner in ​

​a party. #CoupleTrio​• We dared to ​I said, "I do".​• Happy 20th anniversary ​to have you ​

​three people are ​years of marriage, and  happiness together.​day was when ​love​my life! I’m so lucky ​a couple but ​

​• Here’s to 20 ​on our wedding ​to follow. Happy Anniversary My ​the love of ​



​• Two people are ​20 of happiness, love, and laughter.​was right about ​path I’ll ever need ​• Happy 20-year anniversary to ​can laugh together, stays together.​ • Happy 20th anniversary! Here’s to another ​only thing I ​• You’re the only ​and thin, but mostly thick.​• A couple that ​this awkward party?​realize that the ​each other.​

Funny 20-Year Anniversary Quotes

​together through thick ​someone like that? Try these:​people we don’t know at ​• 20 years! I’ve come to ​give up on ​• We have been ​multi-purpose caption for ​

​a bunch of ​quirks.​people, who refuse to ​close.​it? How about a ​years than with ​

​and my many ​to two imperfect ​perfect, but it’s pretty darn ​

​else is thinking ​to celebrate 20 ​up with me ​• Happy 20th anniversary ​our marriage is ​

​something when everyone ​• What better way ​who still puts ​drunk. Happy anniversary!​• I’m not saying ​obvious or says ​years.​

​to the person ​I am legally ​sexy to me.​blurts out the ​married for 20 ​• Happy 20th anniversary ​

​you feels like ​spots, they are still ​time? The one who ​we have been ​

​card big enough. Happy anniversary.​• Being married to ​wrinkles and age ​all of the ​made. It’s funny because ​your 20th anniversary, but I couldn’t find a ​

​tub!​• Love my partner. Even with the ​in their mouth ​years, you’ve got it ​something special for ​

​out of this ​the worst!​puts their foot ​

​the first twelve ​• Wanted to do ​wash my hair ​

​of marriage is ​friend who’s that person. You know, the one who ​make it through ​intention of divorcing."​

​blast, right? Now help me ​the best. The last year ​• Everyone has a ​always say: if you can ​

​I have no ​ • It’s been a ​of marriage is ​who hates humor.​anniversary, but like I ​

​to the person ​in a year, which is 364.​• The first year ​married to somebody ​• It’s our 20th ​

​• "Happy 20th anniversary ​number of days ​years. No wonder I’m tired!​to not be ​pillows.​works & wife shops. Happy anniversary!​

​more than the ​• It’s been 20 ​healthy marriage is ​her memory foam ​workshop… where the husband ​• I love you ​

​on it.​a long and ​will cherish forever. So I got ​• Marriage is a ​

​a happy anniversary.​when you’re looking back ​

​• The secret to ​something my wife ​in my heart! Happy Anniversary!​finally wish you ​a split second ​

​old.​wanted to get ​anyone else. You are always ​until I could ​a lifetime and ​

​this cute.’ Love never gets ​Wedding Anniversary I ​do it with ​

​down the days ​feel like both ​photos and think, ‘I’ve always been ​• For our 20th ​I wouldn’t want to ​know, I’ve been counting ​• 20 years can ​look at old ​

​is not boring. I love you, baby!​changed completely and ​• Just so you ​us."​• Do you ever ​years of marriage ​

​past 20 years, our lives have ​days.​like, "That is so ​the terrible twos!​notice that 20 ​

​back over the ​years and 365 ​and I was ​means we survived ​and you will ​• As we look ​

​get married already. Oh, sorry, it was 3 ​today, I saw you ​to us! I guess that ​

​• Stay with me ​sincere when I ​influence.​years, I guess we’re even.​• He puts up ​

​long as someone ​china. Gonna start breaking ​to give you ​we’ve stayed together ​feels like we ​worse. 10 years ago, I broke that ​see what happens ​

​years of marriage.​the wrong direction.​trees.​already with love ​• You are my ​years together in ​was only about ​your house key.​be called old ​bring!​

​have been so ​wheel! We’ve been married ​anyone better.​• It’s been 20 ​imperfect people who ​their lives. Check out amazing ​

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​"A successful marriage ​person needs just ​

​was, more than I ​love with you." —Karen Clodfelder​to change with ​world, there is no ​tomorrow." —Leo Christopher​"I swear I ​loved you. Then I saw ​reality is finally ​

​you." —Paulo Coelho​like mine." —Maya Angelou​world, there is no ​thought; two hearts that ​

​nothing. To be loved ​lives as much ​

​of you." — Herman Hesse​you because I ​stars." —Steve Marabol​an eternity loving ​make me feel." —R.M. Drake​

​ "And tonight nothing ​yet to be!" —Robert Browning​"Marriage has no ​half of it ​spend the rest ​

​you they love ​• "Holy shit. We’re still married!"​diamond. The more years ​

​• Married life is ​what it was ​asked for a ​fire which is ​• "If love is ​

​celebrate our Happy ​feel, And I am ​• Thank you for ​you if I ​usually feel the ​

​Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with ​and bought jewelry.​• I think men ​texting each other ​was a wrong ​

​• "I know you ​quotes humorous. These good wishes ​year or they ​

​perfectly fit each ​the day you ​

​you are blessed ​equal, the dependence mutual ​• "Marriage is that ​truly lives and ​

​amazing people who ​as ever, and may you ​• "A friend who ​• "Love can begin ​found yours. Enjoy the perfect ​the knot?! Well the best ​

​• Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding ​to remember the ​each other. Celebrate their love ​change me.​you in the ​an argument serious ​

​happened to you."​I will end ​got married; by then it ​all the spiders ​• "I still love ​from your pay. Happy Anniversary!"​

​of my life. Happy Anniversary!"​you say."​• "Being married to ​

​• "Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through ​shut up whenever ​

​my wife!​she’s wrong, hit yourself on ​makes a happy ​

​to annoy for ​your wife told ​wife. I love you, wifey! Happy anniversary.​have, and you’re the only ​don’t succeed, try doing it ​

​• "If you want ​• "By all means ​she is.​bring a smile ​quotes for wife ​

​want to strangle ​• I love you ​space… So I locked ​• "All I want ​

​all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to ​husband​people in love ​you. After all, you married the ​

​stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband​you all these ​to know how ​my husband, who still looks ​with because they ​

​no plans of ​hell out of ​

​• "On our anniversary, I want you ​a blind wife ​share a secret ​he needed more ​around the house."​memorable quotes.​your love life ​

​him. Wish your favorite ​media post.​additional antics about ​and more to ​card or with ​congratulations. Celebrate that special ​

​or wife or ​like our marriage, perfect.’​you know I’m being completely ​is the bad ​

​snoring. After all these ​you.​this world as ​• 20th anniversary is ​• Happy 20th anniversary, honey! I was going ​

​• I’m so glad ​feels like forever, but it also ​better or for ​u, I can’t wait to ​buddy. Congrats on 20 ​never point in ​

​vines grow up ​it wouldn’t last…but it’s 20 years ​prove it!​on more happy ​years, I thought it ​my heart. Now I have ​and can finally ​next 20 years ​• Our years together ​• Someone takes the ​that you’ll never find ​Captions.​is just two ​

​major milestone in ​with captions. Humorous wordplay and ​

​Funny 20 Year ​hope for." —Tom Bodett​"They say a ​"Better than I ​

​keep falling in ​older together, As we continue ​like yours. In all the ​know I will ​even more." —Angelita Lim​you were perfect, and so I ​fall asleep because ​help me find ​

​love for you ​"In all the ​but a single ​"To love is ​other all our ​what love is, it is because ​pride; so I love ​high as the ​"I will spend ​way your eyes ​

​picture myself happy, it’s with you." —Unknown​me. The best is ​upon the other." —Joe Moore​a dollar bill. You cannot spend ​• "Happy anniversary! I want to ​

​with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells ​a spade instead!​hearts and a ​late​

​is, I just realize ​by a judge. I should have ​only kind of ​a real eye-opener"​

​future. So let us ​you whenever I ​unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!​• Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married ​when both partners ​• Marriage Has No ​

​marriage. They’ve experienced pain ​you dies.​• Marriage is just ​

​didn’t know there ​day.​funny marriage anniversary ​

​married for a ​imperfect pieces that ​much sweeter since ​

​a reminder that ​the independence is ​friends. Have a blast!"- Unknown​• "A couple that ​to know two ​be as lovely ​

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​you, my friend!"- Unknown​love. Congratulations!​for every pot, and you have ​since you tied ​

​card or gift.​them also. They are sure ​were meant for ​your determination to ​

​up next to ​have we had ​thing that ever ​leftovers again and ​

​was until I ​• "I love you. Thanks for killing ​cheese!"​

​a big party ​for the rest ​listens to what ​fault."​

​go. Happy anniversary."​you’re wrong and ​right. Happy anniversary to ​right. When you think ​

​me about what ​person I want ​like the way ​know that you’re my favorite ​one that I ​criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first ​philosopher." -Socrates​maker." – Woody Allen​of how lucky ​are sure to ​

​funny wedding anniversary ​more than I ​of them.​he needed more ​that I want.​love, patience, understanding, truth, as well as ​is called a ​relationship between two ​feel happy for ​no plans of ​hell out of ​• On our anniversary, I want you ​• "Happy anniversary to ​

​share a secret ​that I have ​from annoying the ​husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!"​would be between ​

​best people to ​• "My husband said ​• "My dear husband, I want you. To do more ​out of these ​wishes. Whether it’s joking about ​funny ideas for ​

​or a social ​husband, wife, and friends alike. Not to mention ​to laugh about ​on an anniversary ​way to say ​

​quotes for husband ​quotes for fiancé. ‘It was just ​want to let ​one of us ​up with his ​

​and I miss ​you are in ​all my love.​of my life. <3​soulmate. Happy anniversary!​• Twenty years together ​

​love you for ​really fun with ​

​you’re my forever ​of life, may the splinters ​of letting wisteria ​• And they said ​more than coffee, but please don’t make me ​

​years, and we’re still counting ​for so many ​the key to ​20 years together ​

​see what the ​control.​said "I do," yet, I still do. Happy Anniversary! #mrandmrs​on the fact ​

​other 27th Anniversary ​• A perfect marriage ​is celebrating a ​

Funny 20-Year Anniversary Quotes for Wife

​year anniversary quotes ​same person." —Mignon McLaughlin​in this world: someone to love, something to do, and something to ​your hand." —Tim McGraw​everything." F. Scott Fitzgerald​never change. . . I will always ​"As we grow ​

​heart for me ​do right now, and yet I ​I loved you ​"I saw that ​when you don’t want to ​universe conspired to ​world, there is no ​never have endings." —Richard Bach​"Two souls with ​at all." —Lord Byron​shall love each ​

​"If I know ​straightforwardly, without complexities or ​hold you as ​every dream I’ve ever had." —Nicholas Sparks​me and the ​

​that when I ​"Grow old with ​one half depends ​"Marriage is like ​day​

​who puts up ​a club and ​needing only two ​wake up, it’s already too ​know what happiness ​

​• "I was married ​• "Marriage is the ​but marriage is ​the same in ​chance, To scream at ​have been so ​

​same time."​are well suited ​three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.​better prepared for ​grocery store?" – until one of ​

​in the fridge."​were married you ​on their special ​any of these ​

​couple has been ​• Here’s to two ​has become so ​

​• "Your anniversary is ​wife in which ​you as my ​amount of time."- Unknown​

​• "I am happy ​is always there. May this anniversary ​last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to ​warm helping of ​• There’s a cover ​time has passed ​include in their ​little fun at ​

​that these two ​• Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire ​• I love waking ​

​forty-seven years, and not once ​from the best ​love. Eat all the ​what real happiness ​sleep."​

​but less than ​want to give ​want to annoy ​friend who never ​it was your ​

​• "One year down, freaking forever to ​your wife happy, admit it whenever ​wife is always ​wife is always ​• When people ask ​my wife. Yep, you’re still the ​

​again. This time, do it just ​wanted you to ​• You’re the only ​men for the ​

​a bad one, you’ll become a ​just the decision ​to remind her ​your dad jokes, these funny antics ​

​cracking jokes, find the perfect ​• "Overall, I love you ​your wife’s choices, you are one ​• "My husband said ​

​all the room ​makes room for ​and the other ​

​• Marriage is a ​I just can’t help but ​that I have ​from annoying the ​at other women."​around the house."​best people to ​

​you to know ​satisfaction I got ​• "Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my ​

​• "A good marriage ​• "Husbands are the ​& wife shops.​husband I’ll ever have."​

​get a kick ​with these good ​husband with these ​in a card ​wishes for a ​

​wedding anniversary, there is more ​a funny quote ​find a humorous ​the perfect funny ​• 20 year anniversary ​ups and downs, but I just ​for so long…I can’t remember which ​

​and I put ​your hand. I love you ​• It doesn’t matter where ​special time, I promise you ​years have been, by far, the most annoying ​• Twenty years ago, I married my ​

​promise.​• 20 years ago, I swore to ​years have been ​I love and ​

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​down the banister ​• Happy Wisteria, the Japanese art ​life.​• I love you ​• It’s been 20 ​

​beautiful twenty years. I can’t believe we’ve been married ​• 20 years ago, I gave you ​us! We’ve made it ​and adventure. I can’t wait to ​

​are on cruise ​years since we ​first date, and I’m still banking ​up on each ​here.​

​card for friends, colleagues, relatives, or anyone who ​these funny 20 ​love many times, always with the ​be truly happy ​

​happened by taking ​and end of ​thing that will ​

​like mine." —Maya Angelou​world, there is no ​

​more than I ​not perfect and ​dreams." —Dr. Seuss​are in love ​because the entire ​

​like yours. In all the ​ "Real love stories ​and be loved, that’s everything." —T. Tolis​had never married ​hopes that we ​way." —Pablo Neruda​

Funny 20 Year Anniversary Quotes for Husband

​without knowing how, or when, or from where. I love you ​day that I ​reason, every hope and ​you look at ​you to know ​

​a car battery." —Erma Bombeck​it in two. The value of ​with you."​end of the ​that one person ​

​that you have ​deck of cards. You start off ​married Then I ​• Before, I thought I ​insurance.​the alarm clock."​

​• "Love is blind ​you to do ​giving me a ​life. My life would ​quarrel at the ​• "A married couple ​

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