Puss in Boots: The Last Wish | Transcript
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me this whole (grunts)What name?her existence.factory?That you've been playing
Aah! Too cold! Brain freeze.that name?her world and Oh! Remember that pie
Don't understand what?Aah! Too hot!
(grunts) Who told you her to question next job?Kitty, you don't understand.Huh? Wha…worse pickles.crisis that leads ideas for our again.
Shall we dance? I'll lead.
We've been in
Barbie suffers a
Hey, Baby, you got any
fell for it PUSS: Uh-oh.
back.
terrifying supernatural forces.Bears.
I can't believe I
(growling)
We'll get it
far and unleashes Goldi.
see tonight, I wish…”
Sorry. Sorry. Sorry, sorry, sorry!I messed up.
them goes too Softpaws, Boots.“Star light, star bright, first star I
(muffled yelling)
map.
thrill, until one of
orphan lottery.boy am I.
Hold on! I'm coming, Team… (screams)
Kitty. I lost the on the new I won the
(chuckling): Oh, what a good
Hold still.
there?
embalmed hand, they become hooked
say?
Come on, boys.
Get off me, you big lump.What happened back
spirits using an
Well, what can I that wish.
I'll get it. I'll get it.Oh, there you are.
how to conjure
old block, you are.make you happy, we'll get you
We're coming, Gol… (groans)
Puss! Dog!
of friends discover chip off the
something that will
(yelps, grunts)feel better, too.
When a group Hey, Goldi, you are a
or not, if this is
(all grunting)
Might make her bomb.and hibernate?
think we're your family (gasps) Oh, no.
feel better.of the atomic all go home
And whether you Oh, no, you don't. (yells)Might make you
in the development
Now, what say we last.
What the dickens?Kitty.
American scientist, J. Robert Oppenheimer, and his role
Aw.
too good to
BABY: My honey!
tell that to
The story of
cry.
afraid it was
Our cabin!
So, maybe you should
and get out.
Oh, now you've made me
I was always
No!
day.
if they stop
Oh.
(whooshing)
(rumbling)
I regret that car will explode
Everything… is just right.bear.
to say.
so badly.school that his my wish.
I'm not a the map has
I hadn't hurt her his children to
I did get would actually stay.Really? Let's see what
I just wish threat while driving
But I did, Mama.
You didn't think I Nowhere to go, Softpaws.
I am ashamed.receives a bomb
wish, Goldi, love.
Come on.
It's all… yours!It was wrong. I know.
A bank executive didn't get your
porridge is gone, eh, Goldi?Okay, okay, okay.at the altar?my ai now
I'm sorry you around until the
(Goldi grunts)
You left her
Thanks, I can trqain
I eat otherwise?
people just stick
meat.
(gasps) Oh!
transcript!
Whose porridge would
Well, I guess some
Oh, you're dead cat
Oh. Oh.
Thanks for the
blubbery about it.
of us?No, no crime-backs.
then, too.
(chuckling)
Oi, don't get so
Your “just right” is getting rid
crimed you?I ran away PUSS: Oh, you're still here?
And then… (sobbing)
be just right.
when we just
Everything but me.
(song ends)scared.
Then everything will Oi! You criming us
(bell tolls)
♪ Inútil es. ♪
And I-I was really
A proper family.
Hola.And Kitty.
ti, mi amor? ♪(shushing)
family! That's what.
Somebody took it.and guests.
♪ ¿Cómo vivir sin
family.
I'm getting a missing.
church, with a priest mi ser ♪
to save your
haunted forest?
The map is
It was a
♪ Mi complice, la luz de
wish 'cause you wanted
stranded in this
hear her?
Santa Coloma wasn't a heist, Perrito.
tú ♪
make the wish, but you didn't make the
important that you've got us
Oi! Did you not
bad heist.
♪ Mi vida eres
You was gonna
What's your “just right”? What's so blasted
bother about?
But that's just one
vas? ♪
life, sis.
So, what is it, eh?
What's all this? What's all this Coloma.
♪ ¿Por qué te
BABY (crying): You saved my
Leave off, Baby.map.
Not after Santa
sin miedo ♪
could wish for.
promised us.
Someone's nicked the
trust me again.
♪ Si vivimos tanto
all that I isn't what you
Wake up.
PUSS: Kitty will never
vas? ♪
with you is
think this wish
(screams)
perro?
♪ ¿Por qué te
Kitty, one life spent
I'm starting to (gasps) It's gone!idiota y su
al cielo ♪
make a wish?
Goldi.
(sighs)
¿Adónde fueron ese
♪ Si viajamos juntos
say it, but should we
that.
(chuckles, yelps)
(groans)vas? ♪
I hate to
your nose, and apparently, you can't even use (grunts)
Okay.♪ ¿Por qué te
MAMA: Gorgeous.
mildly useful is (snoring)of this.delirio ♪aahing)
that makes you
Share the wish.She cannot hear
♪ Tú eres mi (all oohing and The one thing share the wish.
No, no, no, no.
así ♪
(whooshing)
one job.
your cards right, maybe we could
She would understa…♪ No me abandones
(rumbling)
You only have
Well, I've been thinking, if you play Kitty.por ti ♪
I mean, what specifically…?
scent.
“Our wish”?You should tell
♪ Mis lagrimas son
this?
I've lost the
our wish back?my lives back.
vas? ♪
do to deserve do?Ready to get wish to get
♪ ¿Por qué te
(yelps) What did I
want me to (snoring)
I need that
♪ Una quimera, nuestra historia ♪
What?What do you
(Kitty chuckling)to spare, I am nothing.
vas? ♪
(squawks)Oh, not again.
Take it easy.But without lives
♪ ¿Por qué te resignation, mister.same rock, Baby.
Hey!
A legend.
♪Consider this my time we've passed that
Go get 'em, tiger.
hero.
color de rosa
something?GOLDI: That's the third I'll workshop it, okay?
be a fearless
♪ Si era todo
(stammering): You looking for ♪ ♪
name, you know.
I-I'm supposed to vas? ♪
Huh?
♪ ♪
Well, just a placeholder
in Boots.♪ ¿Por qué te (laughing)Wh-Where's he going?
Yeah, do better. Try harder.
No, not for Puss ♪ Inútil es ♪It's mine.
Puss! Puss, we're here!
agree to this.
be afraid.ti, mi amor? ♪
(grunts)WOLF: Run.
I did not
Well, it's okay to ♪ ¿Cómo vivir sin
Whoa!
(panting)
Team Friendship?
And, uh, I… I am afraid.
mi ser ♪MAMA: Go, go, go!Hey, Puss.
Go, Team Friendship!life.♪ Mi complice, la luz de
The map. My wish.
Run.Ready?to my last
tú ♪
done? No!
(laughing continues)
Hands in, crew.I am down ♪ Mi vida eres
What have you Run.
eyeballed and covered.I…
vas? ♪
Hey!(screams)On your six. Got your rears
with you, Puss?♪ ¿Por qué te Ow! (yelling in pain)
(growls)Yeah. Yeah.What's going on sin miedo ♪
BOTH: Spanish Splinter!(laughing continues)Uh, uh, guard our rear.
Thank you, Perrito.
♪ Si vivimos tanto (all groan)
(laughing)
and, uh…(sighs)vas? ♪
(yells)(panting)to stay here (taking slow, deep breaths)
♪ ¿Por qué te Team what?
♪ ♪
We need you ♪ ♪
al cielo ♪(grunts)
fun for me. (growls)
easy, Perrito.
slowing down)
♪ Si viajamos juntos for Team Friendship.
Makes it more
Oh, you take it (heartbeat and panting vas? ♪
buying some time Go ahead, run for it.
take?(muffled): What's wrong?
♪ ¿Por qué te I was just (gasps)
What do I Puss.
♪
Oh.
Make the wish!chimney.(heart thumping rapidly)
♪ No se concebirlo bleeding.Run, Puss in Boots!
window, I'll take the
(panting)ti? ♪
By the way, your nose is
Shh. Don't tell.
Okay, you take the
(gasps) Puss!♪ ¿Cómo seguire sin
I'm dead inside?
That's cheating!
Mm-mm.
Puss? Puss?de mí ♪
Don't you know now?
You're not chatty, are you?
(screams)
♪ Si eres parte on me.
this last one (sighs)(panting)
vas? ♪that would work favor and take
(screams)
(groans) Puss, where are you?
♪ ¿Por qué te how you think us both a
so long, idiot?
de baño!tan perfecto ♪It's so cute…
So, why don't I do Oh, oh. What took you
a todos alfombras ♪ Cuando todo era (continues straining)of them.
monster!
!Los voy hacer vas? ♪
of vulnerability.
And you didn't value any
You're an irredeemable
So long, you plonkers!♪ ¿Por qué te
They're such pools
nine lives absurd.
You're horrible!
Yeah!
recuerdos ♪
(straining): Pretty please…very idea of horrible.
Family.
♪ Si tejimos tantos
something?
I find the
Your wish is
Three Bears Crime
vas? ♪
a hernia or
cat person.That was horrible.crimed by the
♪ ¿Por qué te
Seriously, are you having
(inhales sharply) I'm not a
Oh. Oh!Oi! You've just been
playing)
(straining): Please…
(chuckles) You know…
(chuckles)
No!
Vas” by Gaby Moreno
doing?
But I'm still alive.
a dozen men.
No, no, no!
(“Por Qué Te
Wh-What are you
you, Puss in Boots.
pie without losing
(rumbling)
(song ends)
(straining): Please?And I've come for
Can't bake a (gasps)
(clears throat)wish. Please?
I'm Death, straight up.they say.
map, Softpaws.
(whooping, laughing)Please don't make that
way.Well, you know what
Thanks for the (vocalizing)
PERRITO: Señor Horner!
any other fancy Goose, Jack!
(grunts)
favorite fearless hero? ♪
wish…” Huh?
theoretically or in Sweet Mother of Perro.♪ Who is your
might have this or poetically or Help!
Puss, wait!
(vocalizing)may, I wish I metaphorically or rhetorically
(screaming)(gasps)♪
“I wish I
And I don't mean it
(yelling, groaning)
(heart thumping rapidly)
♪ Puss in Boots
PUSS: Perrito!
Death.
(horses neighing)(wolf whistling)
(vocalizing)(gasps)
You are…All right, bring it over.
(muffled thudding)♪
see tonight…”
bounty hunter.
Agree to disagree.
(high-pitched ringing)
♪ Puss in Boots
“Star light, star bright, first star I
You are no
Yes!Oh, no.(laughs, whoops)
It's mine.
now.
much?
JACK HORNER: My bad.
Puss in Boots!
The last wish.
But you're not laughing Is that so
I got him, Mr. Horner!favorite fearless hero? ♪Gotcha.
of death, right?else gets any.(sneezes)
♪ Who is your
(both scream, grunt)
in the face
And no one
Ah, the sight's off.(vocalizing)
Thank you.in Boots laughs
For me.
(noisemaker blares)♪grew, too. Cool.
me because Puss (laughing maniacally)Ah, you shot me.
♪ Puss in Boots out naked, but my clothes
But you didn't even notice
world.
No! Not cool.(vocalizing)
I would come
Each frivolous end.
magic in the
do. Cool.
♪for a second
of them.All of the
So that's what they
♪ Puss in Boots
I was worried to witness all
Oh, well, what's that?
(laughing)
♪ Fearless hero? ♪
Holy frijoles.
(echoing): I was there me happy.
(spits) What?
favorite ♪
maniacally)
to call them.that will make
(noisemaker blares)
♪ Who is your
(Jack Horner laughing
deaths, as I like the one thing (gasps)
favorite fearless hero? ♪(both gasp)(chuckling): Or your past
get my wish, I'll finally have
Whoa!
♪ Who is your
JACK HORNER: Ah, magic snacks.
your past lives.
But once I
(yelling, grunting)
♪ Fearless hero? ♪
(Jack Horner belches)
the party with
that.Steady.
favorite ♪
(Jack Horner grunting)
Sorry to crash
Useless crap like (screaming)
♪ Who is your
(rumbling)
(hiccups) It is?me to inherit.
(growls)favorite fearless hero? ♪
No magic required.
(sniffs) It's intoxicating.
goods enterprise for
(yowls)
♪ Who is your
I wished for.fear.
a thriving baked (gasps)♪ You are, you are ♪
I've got what the smell of
a mansion and
(grunts fiercely)
♪
I don't need it.
I do love
and stability and
(laughs)is never afraid
you can trust.
You.
Just loving parents
(distorted grunting)♪ Puss in Boots
You deserve someone Fear.
kid.
(yelling)
♪ You are, you are ♪
yours.of…much as a
Oh, come on!
blade? ♪
The wish is
live a life You know, I never had
What?
touched by a
melodramatic.
Without us, you will always
(sighs)
the wish! (yells)♪ Who's never been
were just being us?your childhood.
the dog gets ♪ You are, you are ♪
you, I thought you are better than
T-Tell me about
First one to ♪ Who's unbelievably humble? ♪
Death was after
Oh, you think you
little deeper.
plan.♪ You are, you are ♪
KITTY: You know, when you said own way out. Adios.
to dig a I've got a trouble? ♪
(chuckles)I'll find my You know, Jack, maybe we need (gulps)♪ Who's ready for
(yipping, panting)
conflicting for me.all people.(all yelling)Bravo! (laughs)
(whistling)
Which is very
all people. There's good in
(Goldi yelling)
song.Sí. Hasta la muerte.
jerks.There's good in
Let's get him!
I love that will meet again, right?You know what? You guys are
solid surface.
has the map!
(vocalizing)
You know we
litter box, Pickles?Flex the glutes. I need a
Puss in Boots
Puss in Boots!
Live it well.
Where is your (screaming, groaning)
Come here!
♪
Live your life, Puss in Boots.
(laughter)
guys.(screams)
♪ Puss in Boots ♪ ♪So lame.
I mean, I love these men at me!♪ Puss in Boots? ♪
(gasps softly)is Pickles.
What? No.Stop throwing my ♪
anymore.
Didn't you hear? His new name
life.
(yells, grunts)
♪ Puss in Boots
(sighs) But I don't see him (laughter)
value of a the map, Little Bo Creep.
♪ To all, a legend ♪immortal.
Ah, no, no, no, no.think you don't appreciate the
I don't even have
people ♪
thought he was
Boots.
You know, I'm starting to
BABY: Yeah!
♪ Fighting for the
little legend who
him Wuss in
all at once?
it.
♪ To more, a hero ♪
for an arrogant
We should call
just kill everybody baker man gets
of justice ♪
I came here scaredy-cat.
kill them, or do I map, or else the ♪ He's the blade for me.
You've become a map and then
Give us the
Puss in Boots!(groans) You're ruining this (laughs) Some hero.
to steal the
What the…
(laughs, whoops)
con mi comida?a sword.for the cats
(yelling)
Puss in Boots!
fui a jugar And he doesn't even have
Do I wait
Yeah, in the face. Why?♪
¿Por qué diablos
now.think, bug?
shoot a puppy, are you, Jack?♪ Puss in Boots
(yells in frustration)with a dog
What do you Y-Y-You're not gonna
(vocalizing)
(growls viciously)I hear he's best friends
Look.(Puss gasps)
♪(growls)Yeah, you changed, man.
KITTY: Puss!
(whimpers)
♪ Puss in Boots for this life.got small.
know.
really does.
♪ Fearless hero? ♪never stop fighting
It's you that a thumbs-up, just so you the unicorn horn favorite ♪
you, lobo, but I will
Oh, the legend's still big, gato.
I'm giving you
or we'll see what
♪ Who is your can never defeat
for anyone else?
there?
map,
favorite fearless hero? ♪
(sighs) I know I
was no room
Everything okay up
Now, make with the
♪ Who is your
Pick it up.
so big there that guy anymore.magic nanny bag.
♪ You are, you are ♪(gasps)Was the legend
But you don't seem like
It is a his life? ♪(grunts)
walks alone.
guy.
granny bag.
♪ And gambles with Come on!
Yeah, Puss in Boots
up for that It's not a
♪ You are, you are ♪(grunting fiercely)walks alone.I wasn't gonna show
Nice granny bag, Little Jack.dice? ♪
my gatito blade.
Puss in Boots
Uh…
a treat?
who rolls the Say hello to
(jovial chatter, cheering)
The legend.Would you like
♪ Who's the gato
(wolf grunts)
Party to party.Yourself.him.♪ You are, you are ♪
(gasps)(crowd chanting “Puss in Boots!”)
Who?
Oh, I don't know. I might keep
unbelievably humble? ♪that.again, town to town.
true love.
Let him go.♪ Who is so to stop losing
Become the legend
with your one The Baker's Dozen.Uh-huh!You really got back.
could never compete fiercely)♪ You are, you are ♪
(wolf clicking tongue)
Yeah, get those lives Well, I knew I
(Baker's Dozen grunting
ready for trouble? ♪Muy bien.
map. You don't need them.mean, you didn't show up?(horses neighing)♪ Who's brave and
Bien.
You got the What do you
Sorry.
To all, a legend.
(straining)get the wish.
Wait, what?wish!To more, a hero.
(Puss grunting)were going to
I didn't show up, either.
JACK HORNER: You mean my
(laughs, whoops)
(grunts)
Whoa! I thought you Puss! It's okay.wish.Puss in Boots!(snarls)
Dog and Kitty.In your beautiful, poofy wedding dress.
You mean my
(“Fearless Hero” playing)
be fun.
get back to Puss.
wish.fiesta!
(chuckles) This is gonna I've got to
the altar.to get my
PUSS: Welcome to my
Fear me, if you dare.of here?
You alone at
his easy path (song ends)
I'm done running.
to get out
It's okay.
No, I just need ♪ Y su deseo. ♪
Just one.tell me how
No, no. It was cowardly.
name him.
estrella ♪No.
Yeah, but could you It's okay.
(singsongy): I think you're ready to ♪ Es como la
your eyes?fun, huh?
mistake, Kitty.
No. No, I don't.♪Lives flashing before
This has been
It was a
like him.
♪ Mañana no sabemos WOLF: What's the matter?
(chuckling): No, no, sorry, fellas.So I ran.(singsongy): I think you
♪
♪ ♪
One more number.
ever felt fear.
crazy dog go?
♪ Que hoy estoy Go on, pick it up.
(cheering, laughter)
first time I
Where did that mis viejo' ♪
Pick it up.Bravo!Coloma, that was the
Perro. (whistles)
que me dan gonna fight?♪ Da-da-da-dun. ♪
church in Santa doing?♪ Solo el amor Or are you
never die… ♪
But outside that Perro, what are you
que falte na' me llevo ♪
more lives?
♪ The legend will
to be afraid.
(yapping)
♪ Porque el día Run away to
Ow! Not the bees!is not supposed (yelps)
♪ Hula, hula, hula, eh ♪the coward's way out?
No, Baby, wait!
Puss in Boots
Vaya con Dios, stick sword.♪ Hula, hula ♪
You gonna take crime-backs.
About that day.
stick.
♪
end now, you and I.
No! We said no (sighs)Better than a es una locura
we've reached the PAPA: Huh? Where'd he go?
Kitty…
Thank you.♪ Que la vida chase, gato, but I think
What?(chuckles)
my gatito blade.♪ Tu cintura ♪I've enjoyed the
Let's keep him. (gasps)had cold feet.Here. You can have
♪
(grunts) Puss!
jib as well.Only, that time, I believe you
coming.
♪ Quiero que muevas me.
I like his my hand.
You had it ♪ Hula, hula, hula, eh ♪
He's here for
orphan lottery.I offered you Ah, yes. Santa Coloma.♪ Hula, hula ♪
Who's that?orphan to another, Goldi, you won the the last time
…Santa Coloma.♪
(whistling continues)
Speaking from one
rememberingHey!
es una locura
What is that?
like this. (sighs)
Oh, I was just
haven't seen since…♪ Que la vida Huh?
had a family a chance.The face I
tu cintura ♪(gasps)
Oh, I wish I
whenever you get face I remember.
♪ Quiero que muevas
(wolf whistling)Razzin' and ribbin' and barbin' and poopin' and snootin'.
pull me up Ah, there's that handsome
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
is enough.Ah, this is great.
Uh, just, uh, feel free to
KITTY: Shh. Quieto.
muerte ♪
Maybe one life
jib.
ask.
funny.
una, lo dice la it pretty special.
cut of his to do is
Nothing should be
♪ La vida es Kitty has made (laughs) I like the
hand, all you had What? What? What's funny?siente ♪
with you and bunch of knuckle-dragging, honey-scrounging, grub (bleep), oafish (bleep), (bleep) munching, mangy (bleep) nugget, (bleep), and your snooter! (laughs)
to hold my
(laughing)
♪ Sí estamos bien, que bonito se
had one life, but sharing it
You're all a
If you wanted of the blade. Right, Perrito?suerte ♪
You know, I've only ever
Okay! Okay, here we go.(panting)
I'm a master
me cambia la Thank you, Perrito.
mix now.
(screams, grunts)Hey!♪ Que tú presencia
those lives…
(gasps) I'm in the (chuckling): So good.
I'm doing.
pa' tanto ♪think you need snooter!Sí, I am good.
I know what
♪ Si no es
this, but if you
from pooper to
You okay?
grain.
eso ♪
to do with
Oi! You shut up, you little mutt, or I'll cut you
Not yet, Perrito… (yells)
go with the
♪ Pa' que pelamos por
Yeah, I don't know what
(laughing): Dingleberries!
anything up there?
You got to rato ♪(yaps)
'em.How's it going? Can you see grain.
cosa de un
it!No, you do. You do have
just right.Go with the mí no es
Oh, I shouldn't have telegraphed
I haven't got dingleberries.our world became
Hey, slow down. Oh!
♪ El amor para (grunts)
Boom!The day when
Ow! (grunts)
♪ Hula, hula, hula, eh ♪bury the hatchet!
You're a daft, fat, slow-thinking, no-reading, Lyme-diseased, flea-ridden dingleberry bear.
(yelps, whimpers)(grunts)
♪ Hula, hula ♪Okay, you know, maybe it's time to Wait for it.our hearts.
beg.♪(grunts) Okay.
what you are?
cabin and stole I won't make you
es una locura (yells)from you, Baby, 'cause you know
broke into our
Okay, okay, possum face.
♪ Que la vida
(groans)
Well, that's rich coming little orphan girl
shame.
tu cintura ♪
Softpaws.
Oh!The day a
And died of
♪ Quiero que muevas
Die! Blow up already.
a low-rent Cinderella.
What was it, Mama?
And?
♪ Hula, hula, hula, eh ♪
like these apples?
You're nothing but
Oh, this was it.
my face.
♪ Hula, hula ♪
Hey, Softpaws, how do you
She got you.
Just right.possum crawled on
♪
(frustrated groan)
you are.(grunting)And it's like a es una locura
(Kitty yells)
a bear than
Too soft.And?
♪ Que la vida
(laughs)
(laughs) I'm more of
(chuckles)disgusting.
tu cintura ♪
(straining)
Zing!
(grunts) Whoop!
The beard is
♪ Quiero que muevas PUSS: No!
a bear.Too hard.
Sí, help. You were right.deseo ♪
(chuckles)
You're not even (grunts)
asking for help?
estrella y su
(grunts)you?
(laughing)
Puss in Boots
♪ Es como la Yes! Yes!
a porridge-stealing orphan like (gasps)
Hold on. Is the great
♪
you, Baby, you're the smash, I'm the grab.
I listen to
a tune)
face!
♪ Que hoy estoy, mañana no sabemos
Like I told
And why would
(young Goldi humming
fever on my
mis viejo' ♪(screaming)
(laughing): “Muppet.”for hours.
It's like a
que me dan
I'm slipping… (screams)
yourself, you muppet.
stare at it
me!
♪ Solo el amor
Mama, I'm slipping!You'll just hurt
You used to
thing off of que falte na' me llevo ♪
I can't stop it!
In fact, stop thinking, period.favorite book.
Kitty, please, get this itchy
♪ Porque el día Hang on, son!
your belly, Baby.
Aw. That was your
Uh, well, you see, uh… (chuckles, sobs)
♪ Hula, hula, hula, eh ♪
Help! No, no, no!Stop thinking about
is…
The beard… keep it.
♪ Hula, hula ♪Help me!
with my teeth.This isn't real. None of this Wait, what?
♪BABY: Something's happening!to pet him
playing tricks.to it.
es una locura
MAMA: Hold on!I do not. I just want It's the forest
I've gotten used
♪ Que la vida Help!‘im.
It's an obstacle.convinced to…
tu cintura ♪
Got you.
want to eat
wish granted.make you happy, I could be
♪ Quiero que muevas Son, I'm coming!
that because you Just stop. It's not our
So, if it will ♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
BABY: Papa!You're just saying
have been granted.
at, uh, the face.muerte ♪I got you!
pup.Maybe our wishes a good look
una, lo dice la Mama, help!
this daft little Stop it, all of you.
deprive the world
♪ La vida es Baby!
their lives for
you make it, she doesn't like it.
but it does
siente ♪(whimpering): No, no, no…Oh, them cats ain't gonna risk
No matter how
distinguished, yes,
♪ Sí estamos bien, que bonito se
(Jack Horner laughing)
it.like it.It is very
suerte ♪
(screams)
Well, we're-we're… we're still workshopping
the way you
My beautiful beard.me cambia la
That was weird.crap name.And it's made just
Ugh, thinking about what?♪ Que tú presencia
your clothes.
Ugh. No! That is a
Look, Goldi. Porridge. (sniffs)
(clears throat) Kitty, I've been thinking.
pa' tanto ♪you up, plum thumb, and then I'm gonna wear
Team Friendship.(snoring)You're good.
eso sino es
Oi, I'm gonna bust
Yep.
you so…
That's amazing. (gasps)♪ Pa' que pelamos por
(grunts)Aw, that's lovely.I have missed
W-Wait.rato ♪Aha! It's bear season.
lot… 'cause we're a team.
Hello, my old friend.
Never trust anyone.
cosa de un
Ooh.Which happens a
Hello, honey.
me.
mí no es
(Kitty screeches)
when I'm kidnapped…hibernate?
Take it from ♪ El amor para
(all grunting)
always rescue me
What say we
hand.
playing)(grunting)
Puss and Kitty
Hello, chairs.
get a winning
Una” by Karol G
(growling)
You're darn tootin'.quick pop in.That's how you
(“La Vida Es Mr. Horner!Oh, they'll come back… for him.
Maybe just a my cards close.old friends.
Pew, pew!Goodbye, purple trousers.
Oh, no, don't go insi… (groans)
secrets, and I play
to see some moment.doing? They ain't coming back.
We are home! Hello, door.I keep my
new adventures and busy at the
What are we (Mama gasps)
solo act.
Off to find
Duly noted, but a little without a wish.that door.
I am a headed, anyways?
help!
could be happy
Do not open Never again.Where are we
Mr. Horner, I need your Or maybe we
No.
guard down, I've been double-crossed, declawed, played and betrayed.
Dokey doke.
(grunts, yelps)
up with diddly-squat… nothing.
chuckling)Whenever I've let my
goes, Perrito.
that one.we stole, and we ended (Papa and Baby
Not me. Uh-uh.
Steady as she Oh, come on. You walked into
the stolen map (sniffs) Something's cooking.trust somebody, right?
(all yell)
(grunting)
Them cats stole old sniff test.You have to Aah! Seagull! Whoa.Bang, bang, bang!PAPA: Well, that's it. Game over, innit?
Baby, give it the
the river.(bird screeches)
(whooshing, rumbling)
ALL: ♪ Favorite fearless hero? ♪
Dark Forest?a swim in
Too late now. It's official.
JACK HORNER: That's mine.♪
middle of the A sock, a rock and
look ridiculous.(all grunting)♪ Who is your is in the
trust gets you?Yeah, it makes us I've got it! I've got it! Don't got it.favorite fearless hero? ♪
our cabinYou know what agree to this.
way!
♪ Who is your GOLDI: You really think mean? You're my friends.
We did not
JACK HORNER: Move! Out of my
one?home.What do you
Team Friendship?
PAPA: Grab him!
Numero nueve, you remember this our cabin back Yeah? Big mistake.
PUSS: Perrito!(all yelling)ALL: Like the bull.MAMA: It looks like
eyes.
(panting)(growls)
We are strong.of us.
and Puss, even without the Puss in Boots!
(yells)
♪ We sing. ♪BABY: Right in front I trust you My boat!
(growls)
We dance.
(gasps)
Aw. But of course
And what about…
(knuckles crack)A legend.
to mean?(echoing): Trust me.your captain's pajamas.(growls)
life.of rubbish. What's that supposed
Here, one more time. Like this.And your captain's shoes, your captain's coat and ♪ ♪
were larger than
Well, that's a load
yourself a hernia.
(squawks)
(growling)Back when we you.”
You're gonna give
Yes, Governor.That's Goldi's wish.Okay.
in front of
KITTY: Easy, easy.captain's hat?
MAMA: Oi!
good old days.
may be right
Trust me! (whimpers)to pack my
That's my wish!
Reflections of the
What you seek (straining)Did you remember
I like it.
former lives?wish, adjust your view.now.
perfect!
things… but never Death.
So, you are my
GOLDI: “To find your
Okay, Kitty, I think I've got it
vacation to be a lot of
guys.
(grunts)
(groans)GOVERNOR: I want this JACK HORNER: I've been called
(slurring): I love you (choking): Okay!
Soon.(Puss chuckling)What?
You know what? (exhales)
You got it?PUSS: Do your job, demon flowers.
PUSS: Well, we'll keep, uh, workshopping it.
me!(laughter)
map.(Puss chuckles)PERRITO: Yeah, but no.
Kitty, Death is after
! Sí! Fiesta!
I hold the
where I'm flame-throwing.
PUSS: You know, to be honest, “Chomper” is pretty good.
(whimpering)Yeah!You're the smash, I'm the grab.
JACK HORNER: Don't be near
(Puss chuckles softly)out of mine.
us are here.
(Goldi sighs)
on this one.Then “Perrito” it shall be.
Just keep them
all nine of
(pained yelling)
out for me
friends call me.(grunts)
party now that BABY: Goldi, no biting!my work cut
like it, since that's what my
back.
It's a proper (Baby yells)I really have I kind of Go on, get your lives
♪ Hola, number nine. ♪
(Goldi growls)
Pretty boss flamethrower, right?
with “Perrito.”love.
to see me. (yowls)
Hey!
(laughing)
to you, I think I'll just stick your one true
Always a pleasure Give it me. No, no, no, no.
Oh!You know, if it's the same I still can't compete with Long time, no see.
do?
(flame whooshing)
(chuckling)(chuckles)
Hello, Puss. Gazpacho?
BABY: What did you
the eternal…
Jeff's face.
What? The legend?Whoa, what's happening?
going all fizzly.
of rebirth and
He doesn't have a Without them, I am not… I-I am not…
Why so jumpy, amigo?Whoa! Hey, look, the map is
She's the symbol Yeah.back.
(screams) What is that?What?phoenix.Jeff?get my lives
Hey, good-looking.Goldi?
It's the noble How about “Jeff”?I need to
PUSS'S VOICE: Puss.Isn't that right, Goldi?Oh, my word!
I got it, I got it.my last life.♪ ♪A big-time crime family.(squawks)
“Chomper,” no?
I am on here.Not a big-time crime syndicate, love.
Now, now, Jack, as your conscience, I…think, Perrito?I'm… (sighs)way out of
Yeah. Imagine us, a big-time crime syndicate.and gone.
What do you Puss in Boots.
Perrito. I'll find a
wicked.
team is dead Ah. “Chomper.”not! I am not
You go get
Oh, it's gonna be after the whole Hmm…
But I am There, there they are. Just out there.(laughter)that wish even
Yeah. Oh, what about “Chiquito”?
Boots.
Look!the pies. ♪gonna get me
out for you.old Puss in Puss!♪ We ate all
These babies are Let's pick one Still the same
Kitty!
♪ We did, we did, we did, we did ♪
magic weapons.
Hey, Perrito, about that name.
But you're still running.
Puss, watch out!
the pies? ♪
bottomless bag of
Ow! Hey! Hang on!was you.
(screaming)the pies? Who ate all
I've got a (Goldi grunting)I thought it
(rumbling)
♪ Who ate all
manpower.
second.
a wish.Wait, stop!♪ Pies ♪stressing about the
BUG: Oh, no, no, wait just a that someone without
them with this.
Pies?
I'm not really
GOLDI: Hold still.I finally found
Don't worry, we can track
like?
lot of men.
Get it off! Get off!
But I thought
They got Perrito!
what it tastes
You're losing a
nose!that.
(whimpering)And you know help him, Jack?cockroach on my
life, I've never had
(both gasp)
that wish now.
Aren't you gonna
(screams) There's a talking
In my whole
GOLDI: Oi! Forget something?I can taste Help me, Jack! Help!
practices.
Hey!
(both yelling)It's finally happening.
JACK HORNER: Whoa!
about ethical business
trust.
No!
close.(screams)
time to talk Someone, anyone I could
♪ ♪GOLDI: Oh! We are so
overpack.
Now's a good
wish was?Aye? What the…
star.
I really did Oh, how exciting.
know what my
(grunting)they find the judge your actions (chuckling): Oh, family business.Oh, yeah? You want to
(grunting)
Well, what do you A deadly fairy?
magic locust.
Ha! Pay dirt.
guns.
(yells)of this Ficus
Well, start chopping!(distorted): Goldi!
Go faster!cool, right?Excali…
Well, if it isn't the idiots (sniffing)Hmm?
I got everything a wish.out of it.put me in, I grew into That is the or my littermates.
I gnawed a
rock in it.
them.
They tried putting liked to play
me and my My story? Oh.And lame.
(flowers squeal)
Take your time
(sniffs, exhales)
This is stupid.
do is stop to be easy.(both screaming)(Kitty yelling in
(grunting, gasping)You're such a…
wish is something
gonna wish for?
Like conditioner for
It means I
Hey, come on.is, then it don't come true.
wish can do
Big-time thieves coming
Only mine will
Yeah.The biggest.
Rich enough to
everything just right
It's raining bears. Time to go.will be Perro BOTH: You hold the Oh, wow! That sounds wonderful.
one?
Relaxation.of Posies.
a wish, but can I It's almost like
with this map.Sorrows?Let me take
the Valley of your heart.”
(whimpers)
cute!No. With the paws?
even bigger than
Really? You call that Oh, they're getting bigger.
one second.Seriously!is in here
pretty colorful.Um… (clears throat)Dog? Still alive?
We step through It's gone.
♪ ♪
PUSS: Wow. This trip is
Me, neither. He cannot be
that.
Kitty Softpaws.
That belonged to
You know, that sort of
things.Is he deranged?
That's okay.Yeah, right. What's your deal, anyway?hold the map.There's no way
I needed a your sword?tight.”
Or comes out.star.”
that.
What? This is blank.
(horses neighing)
All of these!And I got Careful with this.
(cheering)(neighing)(screeches): Mine!
Really? Santa Coloma?Finally. You need therapy.I'm Puss's best friend.
Eyes on the
(henchmen shouting)sandwich in here.
that, mate.
gonna do with with you, Puss.(distorted groaning)
(yells)
Huh?(screaming)
Oh, bums.
map,Oh, would you stop
got?
Eh?
I got better?
were going on ever hired.
My, you have a Pleasure doing, uh…(deep creaking)
Shh!Shh.
you don't cross Jack
Ah, cool. Dibs. (chuckles)our weight in
JACK HORNER: Aha!
hire me two
No, I am double-crossing the bears.(grunts)
(Puss yelps, groans)
mean?Horner.
magic.I've been a
boy ♪
♪ And said, “What a good
corner eating a
It was only Shh.
of all magic.After so many
Like I was
power of the Half as heavy, twice as sharp.
The shrunken ship
and la-di-da and blah-blah-blah.
(door opens)
the trophy room!lot of murdering
Stop everything. You two, come with me.
The Serpent Sisters Hmm. (smacking lips)
cat thief.(scoffs)
Well, my home is
That's not a Lemon squeezy.
Hands off the Puss in Boots be.It's like a
…is me!is such a
Oh, no, Pickles, you're leaving?could get me
What? I'm smart, ain't I? Ain't I, Papa?
good as any
Thank you, Mama.from Big Jack
we needed to
Think of what
It does exist.one chance to
go and hibernate, huh?(sniffing)
This is definitely
joke?Tricky little bugger.
GOLDI: That's a dog you.
Amateurs.(growls)
PAPA: Here we go!time I've been stuffed Follow me, children! Ow!
Everybody!
says.
orphan.Listen to your
Too hard. That was not
Have you perhaps… seen him?
(growling)
Seriously?possibly want to a cat.(roaring)
Ugh, you're back.
♪ ♪touch your belly, okay?
Not happening. No.
bad, they can rub are you talking
practice.
Hmm?
(horse neighs)My story…
Just a secret.
I won't tell. I don't care.
the food and
my own little
a little lonely MAMA LUNA: Oh, Pickles has a
Full disclosure: I'm not a So, I'm no expert, but you don't look like Pickles? Is that your
I don't speak Spanish, either.
No hablo inglés.
(sighs) I'd rather eat.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. You're a talking
I'm trying to
Baby! Track that cat.
small, and these are
(sniffing)
♪ This is the
♪
♪
MAMA LUNA: Uh-uh-uh.
(grunts, exclaims)
to die.
That's your potty.
(trickling)
(meows, growls)
(grunts) Stupid mittens.Ooh.
Brother cats, sister kitties, meet your new
of something perfect.
I bet you
♪ Kitty gets a
my home.
No, you're not. We better get
(cats mewing)
health department people, there are no
♪ ♪
(crying): ♪ Who is your
enough.
To some, an outlaw.
across the land
Thank you.
say goodbye to
I'm sorry.
♪ ¿Cómo seguire sin ♪ Tan perfecto ♪
recuerdos ♪
(insects trilling)
Corre, corre, gatito.
(panting heavily)
your eyes?fear.(gasps)(straining)
(growls, yelps)
Okay, no more messing
Let's get it Everyone thinks they'll be the You will find
(laughing)
get your autograph?
(clears throat) Thanks.
There's the famous
If it isn't Puss in
You are too
heaviest.
to cutting hair.
one's lap cat.
to work on I mean, doctor's orders.
lap cat, Doctor.
new lap cat.
address of Mama
Anyone in particular?
on in this Puss, is there any
retire.
to your last today.master of the
(clattering)
Uh, excuse me. Does this have No need to
No. Puss in Boots (slurring): I am telling
(laughing): Guess it's not your ♪ ♪Take it easy, Doctor.
I never counted.
lives.death.
You died. (blows)gazpacho?feeling great.
the evil humors.the latest in
Now lift your
All right. Reflexes.
barber opinion.wash, a blowout and
I am also
Not to worry. You're in good
MAN: Puss? Puss.Never Die…”(cheering)
(clucks)(cheering)
(grunts)from…
(cheering)(bell clangs)
Fear me, if you dare.
Spanish Splinter.♪ Who is your favorite ♪
of you, play double time.
Save me, too!
Whee! I'm flying!
sleeping giant of (laughter)
(laughing)
(yelps)
(yelps) Skin that cat!touched by a
♪
♪ Who is your
♪ Fighting for the Where is the …and bring me
No, su casa es Oh.
(gasps) My clothes.!Ay, ay, ay, ay!favorite ♪
♪♪ Who's never been
♪ Who's the gato favorite fearless hero? ♪
PUSS: ♪ Uh-huh! ♪
favorite ♪
melody)No, no, no. I couldn't.
…accept this golden People of Cordova…
my face!
Hey! Hola, amigo.(cheering)
Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots!of a single
The Dark Forest time, a Wishing Star
may, I wish I
playing)
journey to find has taken its your shoulder and I-I don't cast spells.
demon grasshopper?I-I'm not a
later.
out the big Die, die, die!
the heck out (horses neighing)(distorted yelling)
That's it!
it, but still pretty
Behold, Excali…two cats, a dog and… (sniffs) pie?♪ ♪
(Puss scoffs)
friends.people should have
a free sweater
That sock they Wow.
Never found them
river.
sock with a
hard they tried, I'd always find
little guy, am I right? (sniffs)
of pranksters who
was a pup,What's your story?
And cheesy.(sniffs)
it.
Watch.
(both sniff)
you have to
path was supposed
Aw, thank you.
(yelling, grunting)
of Posies.
(Kitty laughs)Ha! I bet your
What about you, Kitty? What are you
tell us, because it's something stupid.
DOG: Birthday wish rules? What's that mean?
Oh. Oh, okay.what your wish
What kind of (chuckling): Nice.Yeah?wears?
Will we be, like, big-time thieves?us rich?it will make
(screaming)
me, or your name impose.
the star.get the good the River of
the Pocket Full Well, I don't even have
everyone.There's something wrong Swamp of Infinite
Really? (screams)must go through
path and knows
now?It's all so
Wait a second. So poofy!
Those eyes are eyes.
with his eyes?
Nope. Not even for
No.
The Wishing Star Forest, this place is
(all screaming)
Wait, what? (screams)about. (chuckles)
Oh, my God!
(sniffing)
I trust you.I don't trust you.
a name like
Softpaws.
really stuck, you know?Butt Nugget, (bleep) for Brains.all kinds of
Wha…I don't believe you.
effects)
I'm letting you (chuckles)
easy.(chuckles) What happened to
This map's the key, so hold on
Forest.Within its bounds, you'll find the
was gonna do (panting)
(yells)tune)
Oh, and these. One of those.Assemble the Baker's Dozen.Boots!
(gasping, cheering)(screeches): Mine!
in Santa Coloma?
Definitely not.
guy?
a team.
(neighing)
Hey, Puss. I found a
You shouldn't have done
stick? What are you
Nice catching up
(henchmen yelling)
Oh, come on!
has won.fairy tale animals!(creaking)Hand over that to go?
Yeah, what flavors you
a dozen pies.be dead.You said you
best thief you Kitty Softpaws.
Uh, can I go?
Well, I love it. It's distinguished.
died.
pirate now?
This is why
the Midas touch?
Hold up. You promised us (gasps)Well, they tried to job. I'm double-crossing the bears.Kitty!
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.JO: What do you I'm Big Jack didn't have any
What's impressive?♪ ‘Cause I'm a real
plum ♪sat in the tale!
the thumb thing?be the master
box!
JO: You got it, boss.
to the awesome
Baby unicorn horns.
(high-pitched shouting)objects, magical icons, bobbles and geegaws What the…
Take it to You know, it took a Wishing Star?Mr. Horner.(grunting)
highly skilled master
Rub for luck?Go home.
a sword.
Easy peasy.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Sorry, perro.Not yet, but I will
sword.
would mind, because he…
Puss in Boots
Goodbye, Pickles!
But that wish
plan?a map as
wish somehow.Ugh. Because nobody steals Well, I don't see why One wish?
The Wishing Star.
being delivered tonight, and we have
What say we
Dead? No, no, no, he can't be.
a legend?Is that a Oh, yeah.
Goldi, is this him?play better than
So many cats! (screams)GOLDI: Mama, focus, please.
(plays lively tune)is the first Oi. She's leggin' it.
(cats yowling)
Do as she
She's a fugitive what to do.
(whimpers)in Boots.Make her talk.in Boots?What could they We're looking for The wolf. He found me.
(sighs, screams)be left alone.I don't want to Come on, rub it.
When people feel
What the hell Come on, rub. I need the
my belly?
looking at?What's your story?
friends?Please don't tell anyone. I need this.up here for
and the centipedes, but I have It can get Meow.
(gasps) Okay, okay, okay.home.
Whoa, whoa, whoa. Hang on.
siestas?the same time.Let's talk.
(gasps)(sighs) Do you mind?(Goldi laughs)These are too (bell clanging)land ♪
♪ Desperately in need ♪ Imaginate cómo sera
♪ I'll never… ♪(cats meow)where dignity goes person potty, Pickles.end ♪
♪ Amigo, sí, el fin ♪
language.(cats yowling, hissing)…Pickles!
what, I have thought
♪ Hi-ho the… ♪
Ow!Luna, and this is
the health department, are you?(lock clicks)
MAMA LUNA: I told you
(sobbing)
favorite fearless hero? ♪
Words were not
The Leche Whisperer.
He was known
such a loss.
here today to longer worthy.
de mí ♪♪
♪ Si tejimos tantos (thunder rumbling)♪ ♪
(whistling a tune)
Lives flashing before
the smell of
(gasps)legend, gato.
(chuckling)
♪ ♪(sighs) All right.
you.So I've heard.
Sign right there.
this, but can I
(chuckling)
Uh, hey.
Well, well.(scoffs) “Retire.”cream. Make it your
He should stick I am no
You've really got Barber's orders.
I am no lookout for a This is the
and all.
you can rely
well?You need to
You are down
was the giant
I am a
(groans)
Watch.(screeches)
Watch.
(Puss yowls)(bull bellows)
bulls in Pamplona.
Gato.
Uh… I don't know.
I have nine
I laugh at
say this?
to get some Thanks for everything, you know, but I am
To draw out
Then how about (growls, yelps)a few tests.
That's my professional
professional opinion, you need a
village doctor.
Uh, where am I?
♪ ♪
one “The Legend Will
You're still here?
Get home safely.
(bell clangs)see something cool?
Pray for mercy Yeah!
(bell clangs)(yowls)
(screams)favorite fearless hero? ♪
♪ Who is your
And the rest
you!BOY: Giddyap!You awoke the
cats.
(yelps, grunts)(laughs)
But you?
has never been
♪ Puss in Boots
favorite fearless hero? ♪
evil ♪party!(crowd exclaims)
The outlaw, Puss in Boots.
♪ ♪
(bleats)
(whooping)
♪ Who is your
is never afraid
his life? ♪
(grunts) -(laughs)
♪ Who is your
♪ You are, you are ♪
♪ Who is your
(playing lively guitar
Play a song!
(cheering)
(cheering)
Papa, he stepped on
Drink up. (chuckles)
fiesta!
CROWD: Puss in Boots!
new life, and the legend
woods black.
Once upon a
see tonight, I wish I
(grand orchestral fanfare on an epic
passion for adventure
I'm your conscience.
I sit on
on the forest, then.
What are you, then? Some sort of
Eat those flowers.
Save those for
Time to bring
Avenge me, Jack!
I'm gonna chop
JACK HORNER: Oh, look!
(yells)JACK HORNER: Okay, little left.
rock off of
Hey, he remembers us.
I can smell
DOG: Oh, lovely.
No magic required.
and two best
You of all
great story and
Well, joke's on them.(laughs)to the surface.me in a
me in a
No matter how
Pick on the
A family full
Back when I
so ridiculous, dog?
Gracias.
front of you.
Don't rush through Shh.
Seriously? (groans)
You know, I think all Perro, I thought your (flower squeals)It's pruning time!
the Pocket Full
(gasping)
or whatever.
It's distinguished.
He doesn't want to ♪ ♪
Mama, just drop it, please.If you say
You can't beat me, old man!The purplest!
them.
suit Jack Horner The richest.Will it make
that wish,
Wait. Is that…
But don't you cross
I don't want to
Easy Solutions, and arrive at
Why does he Then drift down
We skip through wish.
terrible path for Eternal Loneliness?
What?
of Lost Souls?
It says we It knows your at the map With the hat?
wants, Puss.Oh, look at her!trust him. Look at those
Wait. Wh-Wh-What's… What's going on even one minute?
see the map?
here.
For a Dark
Wait!One, two, after you.Nothing to worry
the Dark Forest.(horse neighing)
him more than
No one's that dumb. No one's that nice.
There's music in
And you are?a name that
Big Rat, Small Pig, Rat Face,Oh, I've been called
yourself.I don't think so.(whip cracking sound Well, there's no way
challenged back there.Made things too A stick?bright.
into the Dark far.Oh. Yeah. I knew it
dog, too.(bowling pins crashing)
(humming a jolly
and that.(yells)
from Puss in
Hyah!Mine!Trust you? Like I did dog.
Who is this BOTH: We are not
Okey doke.
This idiot.Ow! Me knuckles!Is that a
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
♪ ♪She did.
The best thief
I hate talking of ya.(high-pitched screaming)
in a bag
What? N-No.
And throw in
And you're supposed to
up.Please. I was the
Hola, Jack.
Great plan, Baby. Real catlike.I hate it. It's disgusting.your face and
Are you a (gasps)
Ever hear of
Now, about your payment.plan B.
today.No, this is my Puss…
face tattoos.
her.
Little Jack's dead!Little Jack Horner Thank you. Thank you.
Look! A magic puppet.thumb, pulled out a Little Jack Horner
It wasn't a fairy Could you do
With this wish, I will finally
Make with the
box, sister.
They're nothing compared horns?
Sweet.
Yes, I collect enchanted
(tweets, squawks)It all started…
trophy room.
map to the
Ship 'em out.
You got this.
I am a
Again, not friends.sword.
I brought you and get out.GUARD: Open the gates!you.
Boots?Normally, I have a No, I don't think he
But if this back.Horner… Very risky.
You've got a I can nick
Don't worry, love. We'll get that first place.
Nine lives. Yes!grant.
the Wishing Star.
The map is
Well, that's that, then.
Puss in Boots, dead and buried.bones looks like
(cat yowls)(chuckles)
the barrel… ♪My cats can Hey! There's cats everywhere!Oh…
(plays discordantly)
Oh! You think this practiced!
cats' pee.
sister.sister!You don't tell me
guts for garters.the legendary Puss
cats here.
What's a Puss offer for him.
Hello, missus.(sniffing)♪ ♪
I want to
clear.
No. No.asked.
someday.
Hard pass.
Want to rub What are we
mystery to me, Pickles.A secret between
Mostly… mostly the food.I just come
by the rats the porch.
MAMA LUNA: Hi, Bon Bon.a cat.name or a
Uh… okay. Good talk.!Ah! ¿De dónde eres? ¿Te gustan las and talk at
cat.
Oh, sorry.
(tail thumping)just right.scent?
(cow bellows)
♪ In a desperate
PUSS: Meow.(cats meowing, purring)(food sizzling)
pie ♪So this is This is a
♪ This is the end ♪It's my second
Meow, eh?
(bell jingles)But you know a bath ♪(gulps)I am Mama
You're not from Meow?
(sighs)♪ You were, you were. ♪
♪ Who is your
I was right.
El Macho Gato.not to try.words to express We are gathered I am no ♪ Si eres parte
♪ Cuando todo era
vas? ♪(panting)
(whistling continues)
(grunts)
What's the matter?I just love
(panting)up to the Slow. Sloppy. Sad.
Fear me, if you da…yet.
This I tell face of death, bounty hunter.time.Hey. I never do your cobbler.
In the flesh.
(thunder rumbling)
the back.
Another glass of
a crazy man.
in Boots.
Treat?Not anymore.
Lap cat?
cat fancier, always on the
Mm-hmm.
in Boots, loved by one
Any special someone
village comedian as
for you.
That makes eight, Puss.
And then there
too high.
Eh.
travel.
Watch. (grunts)
feet.
(loud thump)
gazpacho?
running of the guy, you know?died already?
cat.
in Boots.Puss in Boots, how do I a good place
Uh, listen, Doctor.(leech squeals)
Trust me, I run hot. Yep.Temperature.
need to run Uh…And in my I am the (grunts)
BOY: Puss in Boots!
I call this Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots! Puss in Boots…great!(giant groans)
Hey, you want to
Hey, giant!
(whooping)(bell clangs)PUSS: Gracias.(all gasp)
♪ Who is your (grunts)
(grunts)
I will save ♪ ♪
Holy frijoles.Silly guards, dogpiles don't work on
(grunts, growls)(whooshing)♪Puss in Boots
(grunting fiercely)
♪ Who is your of justice, stands up against
Hey! This is a peasants…
(portrait tearing)
My portrait!(clears throat)(Puss laughing)favorite fearless hero? ♪
♪ Puss in Boots ♪ And gambles with ♪ Fearless hero? ♪♪ You are, you are ♪ready for trouble? ♪favorite fearless hero? ♪
Nah, I couldn't possibly…
(cheering)Mar…
again.(giggles, grunts)
Come on, eat.PUSS: Welcome to my granted.
center, filling it with
Scorching a great
tonight.PUSS: Star light, star bright, first star I his nine lives.
his nine lives. Puss sets out discovers that his
of your character.Well, I-I-I judge you.Put a spell
locust at all.Fly and feast.
Magic snacks.
Nope.Jerry, no!tell me twice.
(laughs)back door.us!Yeah, I couldn't get this
steal from me.close.
(flowers squealing)
for.a comfy sweater Dude, you didn't win.
So, I got a I've ever heard.I'm still it.
sock, and I swam
And then throw and they put
packing crate, a dumpster.always it.a family.
very funny story. (laughs)
Yeah. Why are you
so corny.
what's right in scream, grunt)is bull…
roses.(flower squeals)
for this.
(sniffs)way, demon flower.
(gasps) This must be
(grunts)Birthday wish rules
his face.
you my wish.cats to catch.Oh, come on. Mother-daughter secret?
Oh, I can't tell ya.
PAPA: I'll race ya!
Like, twice as purpler.
have one of
Eh, you know that
year round?
us.
GOLDI: Oh, I'm tellin' ya, when we get
Okey dokey.
(gasps) Really?
quest.
of Quick and
No fair.
Huh?Oh, mine says… (gasps)
to make a
is a different
The Abyss of
(rumbling)
Ridge, through the Cave
(rumbling)
chart.Can we look
Come on. (gasps)
Do whatever she (dog gasps)
You got to trust me.hold it for
Kitty, may I please
had my quinceañera
Wow.
out.
Ready?
Ay, qué miedo.
This must be
fun.
But I trust
Nice try. Classic con.name.Is he done?
But I've never had
Hey You! You There! Get Out! Leave It! Drop It!
What's your name?
you believe in
the Chihuahua Gang?
it.
hold the map.
Yeah, you looked pretty
it, you know.
You let go.
burns true and
No one goes
is deep and
off! Where is the…
I'll get you, my kitties, and your little
right.
No. Yes! Oh, yeah!
I'll take this
Speed up! Go, go, go!
gift
(both blow, growl)Mine!
map. Trust me.
And his therapy
Whoa!
the team.
Drive, perro!
(screaming)
Ow!
Here, kitty, kitty.
Ooh.There. They're getting away.
(Puss groans)
What? Get back here!
PUSS: Ha!
in the lot
pies? Focus!
all of that any savory pies?
the map.
Namaste.You set me
coming back here.
Goldi. Bears.(wheezing)Please, mock me quietly.possum crawled on What is this?
situation.
I did, didn't I?Whew.That makes you hire me earlier job.
Kitty?We got matching
(chuckles): I barely know
pathetic, buttered baker's boy.
time. (yells)
(cheering)
(panting)
♪ Stuck in my
(laughing): Oh, yeah. The lame one.fairy tale?
Excuse me?
moment.murdering we…Speaking of which, make with the (groans) They're trinkets.
Shut up! Are those unicorn a magic carpet.
the magic stuff.(grunts)
map.this to the
Is it? Is it the
batch… delicious.
(Puss straining)
for this.
are.It's a stick
doing here?
Okay. Just get in
♪ ♪
I'll come with
Pickles, you're Puss in Oh, yeah. Uh… (clears throat)
his grave.
Okay.
And my life
Robbing Big Jack
(laughs)
plan.
No! Not Jack Horner.
Boots in the for us.one wish to
Without it, we'll never find
Ow!
lies.BABY: Puss in Boots! I found him!
scruffy, geriatric bag of
one? He's a ginger.
costume.
to roll out
(yowls)
(screams)barrel… ♪(Goldi laughing)piano treatment, Papa.safe room, just like we
can smell is
She is your
Oh, she's not my
Oi, Baby, sniff him out.Out with it, you old biddy, or I'll have your We're looking for
health department people, there are no Boots?
We've got an (screams)(creaking footsteps)(cats purring softly)want?
Let me be It'll make 'em feel better. Rub my belly.
I'm glad you
a therapy dog
Rub.
(gasps) Oh, no.
(bird screeching)best friend bonding, you're still a
secret?
(hisses viciously)
Congratulations.
It's mostly controlled
I live under I'm a dog. (shushing)Well, you don't look like Me, I don't have a You're funny.
¿Hablas español?! Yo también!We can eat
I'm a talking I mean, meow. Whatever.
(all meow)
But these ones… these ones are You got the
(sniffing)
♪ Of some stranger's hand ♪
(cats meows)
(sighs)
♪ The end ♪
que está de
(flies buzzing)(sighs, gasps)
Oh, no.
♪ This is the something salty?Say hello, Pickles.you…a name.
♪ The kitty gets
Your forever home. (chuckles)
watching.
MAMA LUNA: Oh!
Uh… (clears throat)
(creaking)♪ Fearless hero? ♪
song.
To all, a legend.
The Stabby Tabby.be a crime There are no (sighs)
♪ No se concebirlo. ♪
vas? ♪vas? ♪
♪ ¿Por qué te
(gasps)(footsteps)
Pick it up.
(heartbeat thumping)(sighs)(grunting)
(whispers): You're not living
(Puss grunting)(neck cracking)
me, but no one's escaped me
not come easily.
laughs in the for a long you, too.
My compliments to (chuckling)
(whistling a tune)heavy stuff in
(thunder rumbling)
a quack and (laughs) I am Puss us all.
in Boots!
safe there.
She is a
possibly choose?
(chuckles) I am Puss
can go?
(laughing): Are you the
My prescription: no more adventures So, what is that? Like, uh, uh, four?
(Gingy screams)
set the oven
Yes, sir.
This will revolutionize
spotter.
lands on his
(dogs growling)
Do you like There was the
really a math times have you
And anyway, I am a
Relax! I am Puss
What is it?Now, do you know Suit yourself. More for me.
Leeches!
(gasps)
Catlike.
doctor's hat, I think we around the hindquarters.
(coughing)
My hands!(groaning softly)(crowd gasping)
One more number.CROWD: Puss in Boots!You have been (whooping)
(bell clangs)(roars, grunts)
(laughing)(bell clangs)(groans, grunts)♪ Fearless hero? ♪♪ Fearless hero? ♪
favorite fearless hero? ♪
You, launch me.flying.
(people screaming)
(growling)(yelling, grunting)
(growling)Governor, lighten up.
♪ Never been touched ♪♪ Fearless hero? ♪
♪ And he's very good-looking ♪
♪ He's the blade Puss in Boots!
Arrest these filthy
Uh, one second.
(nickers)(laughs) Yeah!
(screeches)
♪ Who is your blade? ♪dice ♪
favorite ♪humble? ♪♪ Who's brave and
♪ Who is your (moos)
in Boots.People of Del
never wash it
you again.
home, yeah.
(neck cracking)in the star, waiting to be hidden at its
sky.wish I wish
♪ ♪Wish and restore through eight of Puss in Boots
and the quality
do?
(screaming)Why, I'm not a All right, magical locust, defoliate.(chuckling): Guess I overpacked.
(yells, whoops)lyra…On it! You don't have to
(yelling, grunting)
Whoa, he's up me
MAMA: He's gaining on (grunts) Excalibur!
who tried to
Oh, we're getting really
(all sniff)
I could wish I already have
Win-win.
it.
saddest funny story
So I guess hole in the
(laughs)
So, one day, they get creative
me in a
hide-and-seek, and I was
littermates lived with
It's actually a And weird, like him.
KITTY: Ugh. His path is
and really appreciate (Kitty and Puss All I smell
and smell the (sniffs)We don't have time
Spanish)
Out of the
(Kitty yowling)
stupid like…
Can't tell you.
that thing on
am not telling We've got some Sorry. Birthday wish rules.
all that, Goldi?through!be purpler.
I'm going to
(chuckling)
hibernate all the for all of
(sniffing)
Muerto.
map.
Oh, but no. This is your
Wander the Fields
That sounds fun.
What?try?
the forest doesn't want anyone I guess there
Mountains of Misery?
a look.
Incineration over Undertaker
PUSS: Is that us?
KITTY: “Follow this enchanted Cuteness overload!
(purring)
yours.cute?
Oh, Kitty!Come on, Kitty. You've got to You won't let me somewhere.
I wish I Whoa.Let's go find
as one.It's back.(thunder crashing)going to be
trusted.Kitty Softpaws.Wow. Yeah. Now, that's a good
me.thing.Dog, Bad Dog, Stupid Dog.
Yep.As long as
You run with I can hold I'm letting you
challenge.
Got rid of (grunts) Suéltalo.
KITTY: “A single wish (sighs) The Dark Forest?“The Dark Forest
We've been ripped
(yelling)
(chuckles) This one is to take that. Yes. Yes.
(yells)(wolf whistling)Good people, accept this golden
(both screeching, hissing)Sí, Santa Coloma.
Give me the No, he isn't.road!
Oh, cool. Another member of I think it's tuna fish.
(chuckles)that…Got to go.
(screams)
(roaring)
KITTY: You're right.(laughs)
Look out! It's coming down!or I'll punch holes talking about blooming
MAMA: Can we get
Ooh. Have you got
Ugh. Just give us some spiritual retreat.You robbed me.lot of nerve
Puss in Boots?(screaming)
Of shame.It's like a
Horner.Oh, no. I misjudged the gold.
There it is.weeks ago.
They tried to This is my Puss?
We're sisters, you goof.
JAN: Uh, Mr. Big Jack Horner, sir…He was a
boy the whole ♪ No strings attached. ♪boy am I.” ♪
Horner pie…
a nursery rhyme.
Like in the JO: Hey, Little Jack.
years of searching, this is my
saying, the amount of magic Wishing Star.Savage.
of the Lilliputians.
JO: Check it out. I'm walking on
Wow. Look at all (thumping)
to get this We must get got the goods.
I pronounce this Watch.
I don't need luck where my friends
sword. That's a stick.Aah! What are you
merchandise. We got this.
walks alone!
I'll come… (yelps)whole thing, you know?
Oh. O-Okay.
big deal, maybe we shouldn't be desecrating
Perro, start digging.
my lives back.
PAPA: No, you ain't well-fixed for brains.
old cat.Yeah, because I've got a
Horner.
hire Puss in
that could mean That star has
steal it.
No.Yep. The nose never not…
You think this
How about this in a cat
♪ Now's the time
I'll be outside.(cats screeching)
♪ Roll out the in a piano?
Give her the
Get to the Fine, but all I
Ow!
sister, Baby.just right.
Too soft.
Excuse me, my darling.
I told you
offer Puss in This cat.
(cats yowling)
Oh, I never left.(snoring)
Okey doke. So, what do you
Rub it.my belly.
about?
I'm gonna be What-what's happening?
…is over.
♪ ♪
It's funny… despite all this So you'll keep my
the friends.
corner.down there.
new girlfriend? Okay.
cat.
a Pickles.
name?(chuckles)(gasps)
Oh, not a problem.
cat?eat here.(sniffing)
too big.
(growls)end. ♪
(cats purring)♪ Sin limite, con libertad ♪
(yowls)
No, no way.♪ De todo lo
(cat grunting)♪ Ultimo… ♪
(growls)
Get off me.What? Did I say
roommate. (giggles)
I shall call never even had
bath ♪
And now it's your home, too.you inside because, baby, they are always
(gasps)
cats here!
(thunder rumbling)favorite ♪
But perhaps a
To more, a hero.by many names.
But it would
Puss in Boots.(thunder rumbling)
ti? ♪
♪ ¿Por qué te
♪ ¿Por qué te
♪ ♪
(grunts)(whimpering softly)Pick it up.
(thunder crashes)(sniffing)
(grunts)(yells)
around. (grunts)over with.
one to defeat your reward does
Puss in Boots Been following you
Uh, good to meet hat, the feather and, of course, the boots.
Boots himself.good-looking to retire.
Oh, I keep the Last call, Señor Boots.
That doctor is your bedside manner.
And remember, Puss, death comes for I am Puss
You will be Luna.
I mean, uh, how could I moment of need?
safe place you Me? Retire?
life.(bell clangs)
baking. Watch.Puss, I think you
shellfish in it?pull into port.
doesn't need a
you, a cat always night, huh, fellas?
(panting): Hola, señorita.Let's see, uh… (chuckles)I am not
And how many (laughs) You see?
Doctor, please.
Please. This is serious.Strong, like a bull! You know?
(hisses)modern medical technology?
tail and relax.(Puss yowls)
But, putting on my a little trim
the village barber, veterinarian, dentist and witchfinder.hands.
Puss in Boots.(bell clangs)
Okay, okay.Good night.
Gracias, Del Mar.(bell clangs)
Puss in Boots!(whooping)
Yee-haw!(cheering)
(cheering)favorite ♪
(growls)♪ Who is your
If it's convenient.
No, you are not
Del Mar!
(rumbling)
2 thoughts on “Puss in Boots: The Last Wish | Transcript”
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