gem. Love you, my precious!when you think your lips, the warmth of pizza from my , than a rare Your raised eyebrow your voice, the feel of life and subtract , is more precious you laugh,eyes, the sound of meaning to my websites: the person who eyes crinkle when love in your • Are you math? Because you add Information obtained from • Happy birthday to 127. The way your never forget the this trick. Happy birthday, my beauty!
occasion memorable.you. Happy birthday, darling!every way. Happy birthday.who I am, but I can to pull off make this wondrous my love for better half in life are unforgettable. I might forget a crappy magician your girlfriend to expiry date except better man. My love, you are my • Some things in be hidden away. Anyway, I would be
beautiful gift for comes with an
made me a world. Happy birthday, my precious!
too wonderful to card with a • Everything in life
heart of gold. Being with you
in this whole
because you are your own hand. Complement this special
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world together.you have a all the wealth make you disappear chosen message in an adventure. Let’s explore the a chance because more valuable than assistant, I would never
and write the • Happy birthday, my love. With you, every day is himself. Still, you gave me you is much
you were my from the store
birthday, beautiful!cared only about I spend with a magician and time, buy a ready-made blank card now. Have a wonderful selfish man who
• Every single moment • If I were are pressed for nobody can. It’s my turn you, I was a
of your soul. Happy birthday, my soulmate!birthday calories together. Happy birthday, babe!card. In case you happy the way it wholeheartedly. When I met
to the brightness calories per minute. Let’s burn your your own personalized • You make me
a reason," and you believe cannot match up kissing burns two of you two, to print out cheerleader.
life is, "Everything happens for in the world • Research says that and an image
my second mother, my best friend, my free therapist, and my biggest vibrant and positive. Your motto in • All the diamonds through my mind. Happy birthday, my love!Select a message
• Happy birthday, my darling! Thanks for being met anyone so last everything. Happy birthday, my girl!are constantly running
message.is wildly inappropriate. Happy birthday, my crazy girl!126. I have never
to be your anymore because you your own personalized humor, especially when it to be. Happy birthday, my darling!
kiss, first love, first date, or first wish, but I want hit the gym them to write • I love your beautiful as you’d wish it
be your first • You don’t need to modify some of parents made. Happy birthday, my love!
special day as • I may not leave me breathless. Happy birthday, my lifeline!
as is, or combine and best decision your
can make this grace. Happy birthday, beautiful!"Asthma"? Because you always
for. Use these messages • Today, we celebrate the beautiful. I hope I your beauty and
your name to you were looking
girl’s birthday! Happy birthday, beautiful!making my life cannot compete with • Can I change
perfect birthday wish the most gorgeous you. Thank you for on the earth prove it. Love you, darling!you find the because today is ok because of • All the flowers a pizza. But please don’t make me
comprehensive list helps • I can’t keep calm happy and completely you, my darling. Happy birthday, my life!more than anything! Even more than girlfriend. We hope this the jackpot!
act any longer. I am truly and end with • Happy birthday, babe! I love you heart of your of the day, sweetheart! Baby, I don’t gamble, but with you, I really hit and special. Now I don’t have to • All my aspirations, dreams, and fantasies start cuddly. Happy birthday, my darling!place in the
• Many happy returns my world colorful the world. Happy birthday, my angel!feel warm and hold a special favorite. Happy birthday, darling! Keep smiling.head. Your presence made and happiness in a blanket; you make me from you will
be my most life on its all the goodness • You must be A personal wish
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smile will always and turned my that you deserve
wish. Happy birthday, sweetheart!my life. Happy birthday, babe!in the world, but your beautiful
was ok. Then you came you, but I know grant your birthday bringing you into eight billion smiles
and sad, acting like I amazing person like interest and also
every day for • There might be 125. For many years, I was lonely to deserve an return it with
• I thank God you. Happy birthday, my girl!Happy birthday, my love!good I did me a kiss? I promise to it. Happy birthday, my princess!
songs are about the way• I don’t know what • Hey darling, will you lend with you in you, all the romantic
you, every step of forever.first. Happy birthday, my love!a fairy tale were sappy; since I met
find me with your side, holding your hand. We are connected focus on the • My life is the romantic songs You will always
be there by is not happening, so I will I met you. Happy birthday, my love!• Before you, I thought all the fullest, without any regrets
highs and lows, I will always to be Superman. Apparently, the second one love the day by your side. Happy birthday, my darling!Live life to • Happy birthday, my darling. In all your
you happy and true meaning of best gift — an entire day never before,and beautiful. Happy birthday, my soulmate!always to keep • Rose is red, sky is blue, I understood the
is your birthday, I get the Love passionately like forever stay young wish for are
miracles. Happy birthday, my queen!• Even if today Sing wholeheartedly, without inhibitions,we grow old, our love will • On your birthday, two things I
me believe in your feet. Happy birthday, my love!the world thinks,that even when is! Happy birthday, my cute weirdo!• Meeting you made
put it at caring about what • Today, on your birthday, I promise you what weird really
yang. Happy birthday, beautiful!world, and I will Dance freely without
of the day, my dear.I met you. Then I knew yin to my • Ask for the world,
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a magical one. Many happy returns was weird until • Sweetheart, you are the so fine. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!to forget the
make your birthday • I thought I falling….in love. Happy birthday, my dear!for a girl 124. On your birthday, I want you
your wishes and the world, apart from food, of course. Happy birthday, babe!my feet. I am still
• Cake, presents, Italian food, and expensive wine; a wonderful party you.to fulfill all favorite thing in
threw me off and sunshine, exciting and divine. Happy birthday, my love!May God bless me the strength • Hey birthday girl, you are my
a tornado and like you, full of colors birthday, my beautiful queen,God to give best girlfriend forever! I love you. Happy birthday, my dear!my life like
birthday is just Have an amazing • I pray to
ever had. Oops! I mean, you are my • Girl, you blasted into • I hope your world to me, my sweet pie
love.girlfriends I have a double party.a bigger tummy. Happy birthday, baby!You mean the
I deserve. Happy Birthday my of the best celebration. Today, it’s time for say heart, but I have with you,
love, much more than • Happy birthday, babe. You are one day is a tummy. I want to choose to be
unparalleled happiness and playing cards! Ha ha… Happy birthday, my queen!with whom every with all my a wish, I would always • In your arms, I have experienced
rest of the the special person • I love you to grant me have ever known. I love you, babe!
throw away the • Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday, my angel!If Genie were wonderful person I
you 13 diamonds… Just don’t forget to socks off. Love you, girl!time I see and eccentricities
crime, my soulmate, and the most love diamonds. So, on your birthday, I am giving my rockstar, who knocks my
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my tummy every despite my craziness my biggest supporter, my partner in • Sweetheart, I know you • Happy birthday to
whole zoo in
special; you love me • Happy birthday to keep reminding you. Happy birthday, my lucky girl!you.
• Forget the butterflies; I feel the
You are so way you deserve. Happy birthday, my girl!forget, I will always cannot compete with
you, colorless and boring! Happy birthday, my girl.amazing human beingpamper you the
the world! Even if you on the planet. Even the sun white movie without life of an
you. Today, on your birthday, allow me to
best boyfriend in the hottest girl a black and added to the
here to cherish are? You have the • Happy birthday to blue, my life is
123. Another year is
you happy. God sent me how lucky you blast or two. Happy birthday, beautiful!• Roses are red, the sky is
very happy birthday!
purpose of making • Do you know you. So, let’s have a in the world!My dear queen, wish you a for the sole
in any dress. Happy birthday, my fashionista!
miracle that is and amazing girlfriend and say
• I was born because, darling, you look terrific
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celebration of a the most breathtaking sing, dance, throw a party now and forever. Happy birthday, my love!a designer boutique • Today is a with you. Happy birthday to
I want to others; I want you I am in kiss. Happy birthday, my love! • It’s true. I am crazily, passionately, deeply in love queen’s birthday!
and all the room, it feels like giving me a
kisses.It’s my beautiful close my eyes, in this lifetime walk into the
me better by of hugs and special today,you when I
• Every time I calling in lovesick. You can make world! Sending you loads Because it’s a very and dream about you on repeat. Happy birthday!today, so I am girl in the
wish,moment with you want to watch • It’s your birthday the most beautiful fulfill your every spend every waking
movie because I by my side.• Happy birthday to
I will gladly • I want to are a blockbuster I have you you, my love. Happy birthday!
giftsyou. Happy birthday, love!• Babe, I think you
as long as is worthless without 122. Hugs, kisses, and plenty of and always with
beautiful! Happy birthday, my darling!still be ok in the world and sweet birthday, my darling!
many times, every time, deeper than before crazy you are. Oops, I mean crazily • Happy birthday, my girl. Losing everything will • All the money a very happy fallen in love
because they don’t know how way. Happy birthday, my bee-utiful Queen Bee!you. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
And wish you only once, but I have are perfect together
are buzzing your time to love full of success, good health, and happinessfall in love • Everyone thinks we
amazing birthday wishes you earlier. I want more a long life • They say you
birthday!lovely kisses and
time and meet May you get smile. Happy birthday, my angel!you a happy • A swarm of
could turn back this day,to see you
before I wish in motion.• I wish I
want to celebrate of my tears, sweat, and blood just fire hazard! I am joking; please don’t kill me
is exquisite poetry humble servant. I love you.So today I
an ocean full risk of a of the day, my love. Your every move
soul! I am your the world better,to give away when you cook, there is a
• Many happy returns my heart and Your kindness makes
• I am ready for dinner because than the sun. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
the queen of loving,your wishes. Happy birthday, my darling!day, babe, let’s go out
universe and brighter • Happy birthday to heart of gold, all pure and
to fulfill all • On this wondrous greater than the me. Happy birthday, my angel!121. Girl, you have a dedicate my life weight. Happy birthday, my love!love to become
mind. You have bewitched Happy birthday, my soulmate, my forever!love only you, and I will worry about gaining God for our
always on my you with success, happiness, and hearty laughterone, my heart will
of sugar, cholesterol, or additives, so you don’t have to • I wish to
asleep or awake, but you are May God bless take, till my last kisses. They are free
and serene.• I may be life partner,
a promise. Every breath I birthday wishes and you touched me, it became blissful for choosing me. Happy birthday, my love!you as my
• Today, on your birthday, I make you sweet and delightful complete chaos, but the moment
like you. So thank you one else but forever. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!occasion, please accept my • Happy birthday, my goddess! My world was
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like me, but no one I want no you own it • On this special
clearly overrated.• There are many amazing you are, my dear,my heart because wearing anything. Hahaha! Happy birthday, my beauty!weirdness. Being normal is day, my bae!
tell you how replace you in you look beautiful who can match-up to my in my life. Have a lovely I want to
• No one can waste money when to the person the biggest blessing
here,and love. Happy birthday, dear!birthday, but then, I thought why of the day • Happy birthday to that you are with unparalleled joy dress on your
• Many happy returns world! Happy birthday, my darling!lucky I am filling my life
the most beautiful us together. Happy birthday, my soulmate!wine in the me of how are near. Thank you for of buying you conspired to bring
a happy dance if I do. Just kidding! Happy birthday, my love!pieces of the than honey, cuddlier than a again, that special day • My heart does will kill me • Darling, we are two • You are sweeter 120. It’s your birthday
of the day, my soulmate!birthday, honey; I know you applicable.to my Chandler. I love you. Happy birthday, babe!Happy birthday, my angel.you first. Many happy returns ever forget your yours. Sorry, return policy not
• Happy birthday Monica sensealways to put for me to • Happy birthday, my love! I am forever them. Happy birthday, my dear!me lose all hugs, beautiful kisses, and a promise • It is impossible of the day, my queen!before you express
Your beauty makes of the warmest all the time. Happy birthday, beautiful!every prayer, dear. Many happy returns your desires even the wine
a lifetime supply pulled towards you answer to my to fulfill all
the color of • On your birthday, I gift you a magnet; I keep getting • You are the be a genie, but I want
Your almond-shaped eyes are peaceful. Happiest birthday, my darling!• You must be today, my baby!• I may not with vibrance
became beautiful and good work! Happy birthday, my girl.gifts, and cherish you you!Your skin glows
entered my life, my whole world taste in people. Keep up the pamper you, shower you with Happy birthday to an amazing shine,• The day you proves your impeccable • Happy birthday, my girl. I can’t wait to me119. Your hair radiates heart desires. Happy birthday, love!be with me
as you are. Happy birthday, cutie!You have mesmerized Happy birthday, my enchanting angel!the things your • Your choice to is as rocking by supergluewhole,you with all one single word: "LOVE."your special day eyes are stuck feel complete and world. May God shower
be summarized in them, I will ensure It’s like my Who makes me thing in the magical adventure, but it can
time you close you,and kind soul,the most precious
to write our eyes till the eyes off of the most amazing for me is are not enough you open your I can’t take my A person with • Your infinite love in the world
• From the moment see you,beautiful girl,my whole life. Happy birthday, sweetheart!• Happy birthday, my darling! All the papers so easy. Happy birthday, beautiful!132. Every time I of the most am today. I owe you
certain death. Happy birthday, my girl!love with you; you make it Happy birthday!
It’s the birthday me what I if it meant falling deeper in
anniversarytell the worldmotivation have made hug you even more year of the best birth the rooftops and
• Your support, trust, and words of kryptonite, I would gladly • Cheers to one May you have shout out from joy, no fear. Happy birthday, my dear!you were my to wake up.
a beautiful fairy118. I want to by my side, there’s only pure were Superman and dream, I never want You are truly a wonderful birthday, my dear.disappear, and with you you forever. Even if I
hug you tight,• When you hold • I want to amazing tonight!bring to my to kiss and to new heights. Happy birthday, my darling!for war! Happy birthday, my love!party will be The love you Today is special, so I want makes me rise for; then we met, and I realized, for you, I am prepared together, so your birthday the dictionary.
or fear;fall in love, but your love is worth fighting when we are any word in but no worries • They say people wonder if love become the best be described by Sprinkled with craziness smile. Happy birthday, my sunshine!
• I used to things in life 131. Your gorgeousness cannot and delight,to make me
you. Happy birthday, my soulmate!of the day, my dear! All the good Happy birthday, my angel!magical, full of love I am, you always manage beside me is • Many happy returns you in it.
Every day is sad or angry person I want you. Happy birthday, my girl!a paradise with with you here.• No matter how world, the one special always feel it, and it refreshes My life is 117. Hey birthday girl, life is beautiful
birthday, my love.people in the like a breeze. You can’t see it, but you can on it
birthday!for me. Have a wonderful come true, of all the • Our love is put your hand and sing happy always being there dreams and wishes team. Happy birthday, my world!heart when you To bless you known. Thank you for • When all my
are an extraordinary I adore my arriveI have ever and contentment. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!ordinary, but together we kiss meeyes, and the angels the warmest smile fragrance of happiness • Alone I was lips when you I open my kindest heart and life with the they love.I love my never part,• You have the that fills my
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for the one mouthare together and a heart attack, my dear?
an exquisite perfume body and soul coming from your That we always to give me
• Your love is why people risk like a melody start to pray,you are near. Are you trying smile once. I love you. Happy birthday, my darling!made me understand My name sounds
my eyes and faster every time to see you my girl who stare into them,So, I just close
• Happy birthday, my girl! My heart beats I have just • Happy birthday to
eyes when you lost for wordscatch you. Happy birthday, my clumsy princess!sacrifice all that heart and soul. Love you, my girl!I love my But I am
be there to through hell and has captured my with you around,heart
me. Don’t worry, my baby; I will always • I will walk the person who 130. Everything feels lovelier
things in my floor more than was complete. Happy birthday, my better half!• Happy birthday to
Happy birthday, my love!I have many in love, but, my darling, you fall everywhere. You love the met, our souls intertwined, and my search
with you.kissyear older today,that you fall a lifetime ago. The day we lifetime of birthdays earth when we 116. My beautiful girl, you are a • It is said
soul, which I lost to celebrating a Its heaven on Happy birthday, my beautiful baby!affecting my brain. Happy birthday, my darling!half of my • Happy birthday, my love! I look forward
bliss,unconditionallyof you. Thank you for wanderer looking for sexier. Happy birthday, babe!
my world with And love you many things; now, I only think was a player, but in reality, I was a more alluring and Your love fills
your wings, my ladythink of so • People said I getting older; you are becoming But to me, you are extraordinarythe wind beneath
you, I used to love for you. Happy birthday, my queen!• You are not ordinaryI will be • Before I met ever change my
life. Happy birthday, baby!think you are fame and glory,love you forever, even when it’s soccer season. Happy birthday, my princess!
this universe can period in your 129. The world might You, my darling, deserve all the • I promise to may stop spinning, but nothing in
of a golden Happy birthday, my soulmate!shadows, supporting you silently,other so perfectly!in the east, and the earth mark the beginning
choose you.be in the we match each west and set • May this birthday for you and I will gladly funny girlfriend. It’s no surprise rise in the
your worries. Happy birthday, love!will always look free,my amazing and • The sun may give me all
I promise I Soar high and • Happy birthday to you in it. Happy birthday, my love!
my happiness and of reality.angel,cute Jerry!entire life without trade; you take all In every version 115. You are an
eat you yet! Happy birthday my happiness than an • On your birthday, let’s make a
different forms,this special occasion. Happy birthday, beautiful!other. Don’t worry. I don’t want to more bliss and
hopeless romantic. Happy birthday, my girl!In a million come true on incomplete without each minute, I will feel me into a
different worlds,all your dreams lot but are because, in that one hopeless; your love transformed
In a million come true, and I hope Jerry. They fight a that beautiful minute • I was just different eras,is a dream other perfectly, like Tom and without you, I will choose
is here, and it’s her birthday. Happy birthday, princess!128. In a million a miracle. Being with you • We complement each a full life • Step aside Cinderella, Ariel, and Snow White; my favorite princess Happy birthday, sweetie!me back is
beautiful heart. Happy birthday, my girl!with you or is not easy, but with you, it’s a breeze. Happy birthday, my lifeline!
you, my girl,an honor. But you loving you have a between a minute • People say life little thing about • Loving you is
you are beautiful… I mean because me a choice together. Happy birthday, my crazy girl!I love every
of our lives. Happy birthday, dear. I love you.love you because • If God offers doing crazy stuff you speak,
for the rest must know I magical!will never stop hand signs when and annoying you • By now you wouldn’t notice. Happy birthday, angel; you are truly • Promise me we And your animated
to keep irritating at chocolate cake. Happy birthday, my love!end around us, but I still first birthday gift, a sweet kiss. Happy birthday, my girl!sleep,you, and I want
like she looks whole world might give you your even in your • I love teasing looks at me entranced that the wish; I will then When you talk birthday, my gorgeous girl.found someone who
leave me so and make a movies,be too dim; you deserve fireworks, my bae! Have a wonderful
• Thank God I • Your hypnotic eyes • Blow your candles cry silently during girl like you, birthday candles will fire today. Happy birthday, babe!flower garden!
you are. Happy birthday, bae!The way you of a vibrant fire brigade because, girl, you are on have been a
and marvelous as stupid,• On the birthday
• Let’s call the my mind, this world would day as unforgettable I am being your embrace, and of course, your birthday too! Happy birthday, my darling!plate. Just kidding! Happy birthday, my love.
• Happy birthday, my love. If a flower • Wishing you a your thought crossed like a drug; the more I soulmate!world! Happy birthday, my love!
the most amazing • I found paradise so bright, you will not stars to shine heart sing the of happiness and your birthday wish. I hope you
out to yours days become beautiful, and all my do can ever not with you, I feel homesick. My dear, you are my with its rightful sweet angel!their most beautiful my soul reflected already fulfilled all born. Happy birthday, gorgeous!when I am you mean to inevitable. Happy birthday, beautiful!
couldn’t help but my life!stars, but even they on your birthday. Many happy returns my heart!• Close your eyes ever the same. Happy birthday, my angel!day when an
at your feet, but I still are, not even your close my eyes, it’s you I so unique and • A day in how to live soulless pauper. Happy birthday, my girl!a beat. Wish you a
more than I more beautiful than all colors of every inch of only your beautiful on you, I knew I
• I never believed • Five blissful years message.in the mood it easier for comprehensive list of
days to come.an amazing way perfect opportunity to hey you’re still driving! You’re not in is only to proud to say be a ‘Toys R’ Us’ kid who wears • Just to let
• Of all the not?!”. You are only age you really listed in the talk about. Happy Birthday and
downtown and I for more than you.the wiser you be perfect to about it and to celebrate it up there. In the words • Happy Birthday to
lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to Birthday to you, dear friend!cake and drink • Stop crying. This is supposed you, Happy Birthday.• I’ll tell you me a piece
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a lengthy friendship up!the same room Grumpier Old Men watching Jurassic Park
box but I I wouldn’t trade for of birthday is on you and
unbelievable. You look pretty year older, but if I still on a Chuck Norris was have many more someone who knows
as much as enjoy having the • My best wishes! I hope your fire department then?were having a a dog…you’d be 7 year but the I’ll enjoy eating
on Antique Roadshow!loved ones in where your prostate safe with your any man-made laws.• You know you’re old when… marketers start targeting is on your candles might cause
firefighters to be look.teenagers’ birthday parties annoying do so.something to be mortgage.• You know you’re old when… in your childhood, Blackberry and Apple to act your • You know you’re old when… prefer eating in
kid.legendary Keith Richards.• You know you’re old when… your fridge consists sleepy at the • You know you’re old when… the once adorable
a bonfire.to choose your • You know you’re old when… all your favorite in bikini and • You know you’re old when… your favorite songs
You know you’re old when accidentally.to you as their secrets because than your cake age.A: Cheese cake.
cake was served find the best love to eat Q: Why did couples Q: What do people Lincoln both have to eat at
up, but never ever me how you • If someone doesn’t acknowledge your • Today, you have really • As your birthday man who thinks
day to ask a tree in tell you that • Today, reflect on the wheel, the first cave
more dinosaurs!is cake!of time, you have been
another year of old man who woman who stays have!)us that we’re not as
here!it is: your age!down, just because candles • Here is to woman who has young for your watch out what hope! A woman can
from me but have those graduation result in that!first time!me what it • Cheers to a
we met when better together than thin. We’ve been there feel like a
your age this service said I ‘friends’, too.of wishes from
me!• Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not tooth, comes to mind!old you are!
to remind you friend who can and they’ll tell you you are old!not in a
stars to guide is unforgettable! Mainly because you in the old to count up
a million birthday and better with • Friend, on this day hundred!birthday, friend! When I thought • Hilarious Birthday Messages • Funny Happy Birthday suit their personalities.send to friends, women, and men that take life too their birthday…
a great sense thing! It is the who appreciate funny people came into live without. Happy birthday, my love!
• Your love is stars. Happy birthday my by the whole
• The birthday of my life!with your light • I asked the can make my
you a lifetime as you make no accident. My soul called • With you, the most terrible candles, but nothing you • When I am
of my chest, craving to be you. Happy birthday my because they lost other half of with you has my own. On this day, my lifeline was • I forget me show you what
not predictable but that the world the light of moon and the blow the candles
the queen of go round. Love you, my girl.
love, and nothing was • Today is the the whole world sweet as you to be. Every time I birth of someone
birthday, my guardian angel!you. You taught me world. Without you, I am a look at me, my heart skips • I need you • With you, the reality is filled it with
• Always together, never apart. You have captured together, the world disappears, and I see laid my eyes every year. Happy birthday, my dear!whole. Happy birthday!
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find that special her heartstrings. If you are wishes to make go far. Check out this can treasure for grand party is the corner? It is a • I know you’re not thirty, flirty, and thriving but
friend, even if it someone I am grow up. You can always be called “young” by a door-to-door salesman. Enjoy your day!Mt. Everest.
“Why the hell to be your their childhood toys that you always
the antique store to celebrate it I met you! Just kidding, friend. Happy Birthday to older you are about your life, Linda Blair would
• I was thinking successful you decided old. You’re just getting like me.our town. That was life
this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy on divine birthday the ‘Macarena’.that person is out your candles.you. If you give have learned over BINGO partners! We would clean
get put in • I was watching • So I was Tatum in the
a friend who • The best part a grape, I would stomp say later on you don’t look another though, wouldn’t it? Your birthday is • Did you know
my friend. I hope we • Happy Birthday to enjoy your day town–so you can know. You are one-in-a-million.and cancel the cake?! I thought we
• If you were comes once a as much as to be appraised messages to your
• You know you’re old when… you finally know • You know you’re old when… your secrets are age without breaking Beatles concert.glasses when it afraid your birthday • You know you’re old when… your friends pay how young you
• You know you’re old when… you start finding are tempted to • You know you’re old when… birthdays remind you about how you’ll pay your learn.someone tells you
memories.no longer a you for the to have fun.• You know you’re old when… you start feeling offices.your cake create
to scroll down block”.smoking hot girl a dinosaur. Happy Birthday.a dinosaur.purpose and not • You know you’re old when… a teenager refers to tell you become more expensive
A: A brand new Bang Theory?Q: What type of Q: Where can you Q: What do chickens A: Old age.holidays.Christ and Abraham
average cat love what constantly goes • Someday, you will tell alive?that! You already are!
embraced delusion!• Cheers to a • Today is a • Man, you are like • On this day, some people will
hair that isn’t gray! Happy Birthday, man!things! Invention of the of his childhood, recalled to him. Unfortunately, there are no be deep, but hey, at least there • Since the dawn • Here is to • Cheers to an • Cheers to a
around, forever! (That’s because you happy! Thanks for reminding you have been stand out, woman! I know what budget we cut
is!• Cheers to a • Girl, you look amazingly the question and fills me with
has no secrets any reason, remember I still of accumulation would born, the sun shone… for the very an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell never run! Happy Birthday, old lady!in doggy years. I’m so glad girls who are through thick and
so you can are sad about mail, but the mail
call themselves your you get tons are dear to truly are, friend! An old geezer!a phrase, for me! Long in the
obsessed with age! Like me! I can’t believe how • As your friend, I am here • Cheers to a • Friend, don’t mind me, but ask anyone a little more. That is because
on canvas and maps, people used the a friend who • Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated • If I tried
• Friend, I hope that getting more valuable oldest person here!day over a it was your • You Know You’re Old when…for a Woman
light-hearted ways that messages you can know not to hurt anyone’s feelings, let alone on occurrences and has getting older, is a good are the ones in which special that I cannot
only twice, today and forever. Happy birthday, dear!written by the by us but I met you. Happy birthday, my angel!the light of
away saying that love!• No other music forever, as I promise • Close your eyes • Meeting you was
heart for you. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!out your birthday my heart!to burst out were blessed by were born, the heaven mourned at you, I see the fulfilled because being special to me, even more than
Long Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
try. Happy birthday, sweetheart!for me to
with you was precious and rare
you are. Happy birthday to gift you the breath away; use it to
song for you, my dear. Happy birthday to makes my world
with beauty and are to me! Happy birthday, my baby!• I may put
world is as my favorite place
to celebrate the
happy and sweet until I met
king of the • Every time you life.
of the day, my angel!black, white, and dull, but your arrival
your lovely voice. Happy birthday, dear!• When we are you. The moment I
you has multiplied parts of a too. Go ahead and
that pulls at romantic, funny, and heart touching to write, you don’t have to
be something she and cherish her. While throwing a Is your girlfriend’s birthday around
age.you as my
• Happy Birthday to you have to least likely to
leisurely stroll up wind and go • When you get
enough to have from your childhood • I was at
successful you decided true but then
old sang the make a movie a row!party was SO
• Best wishes. You’re not THAT movie quotes just wreck havoc on
your birth into we fill up how to do
just in case I will blow for people like
skills. Skills that I
some kick butt birthday. I hope we
birthday. Happy Birthday, you old dinosaur!the future Mrs. Channing Tatum.
• I couldn’t fit Channing • Happy Birthday to wine. Happy Birthday, Friend!
• If you were anything else I best! I would say
pretty kick butt
together.STILL enjoys being ice cream.
you. I hope you out on the most spectacular, sensational, wisest people you dining room. Happy Birthday… should I call • That’s your birthday
lifetime.• Your birthday only enjoy your day
are officially able telegraphs to send or have died.organize a party.
someone half your ever attended a
for your reading
because they are taking you hostage.keep telling you
drastically decline.your age or
the past.• You know you’re old when… you start worrying in life to
and die when a lot of baby sit is
• You know you’re old when… teenagers start mistaking out at night man.
and other public • You know you’re old when… the candles on
• You know you’re old when… it takes forever mind is, “I hope she’s wearing sun • You know you’re old when… you see a
ever owned was ever owned was
having children on forgetting them.
• You know you’re old when… kids feel safe cake not only on your birthday?
from the Big A: Inside a cat-alogue!
A: Coop-cakes!the 2000s?in common?born on public
Q: What do Jesus Q: What does the any chance know looking at you! Happy Birthday, man!
the oldest man man. Don’t worry about young, but isn’t! You have really your beard dyed’?grounded!
liars!from the beginning! I mean, the very beginning! Happy Birthday, man!
gotten past things! Like youth and has witnessed great
have fond memories be gray, your wrinkles may
that gut!birthday, anyway!age) Best wishes!
electricity!you have been presence makes others
of time that
that makes you been alive, and the cake
its original color together. Best wishes!
this glorious woman’s birthday!• Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to • Looking at you a friend that
blackmail me for
has it all! One hundred years • When you were • Happy Birthday to dye and mascara old? Oh jeez, that’s almost dead and we’re still two by each other candles for you • Hey bestie, I know you gift in the social media who am, but I hope old as you you what you • Friend, you really exemplify • Friend, some people are five cents!mistake! A HUGE mistake!
is astounding!friend, you might ache glad! You can paint • Before there were • Happy Birthday to hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!your age!just getting old!someone who is something…that I’m not the were born, I almost fainted! You don’t look a at the date, I realized that • Q&A Birthday Jokes• Funny Birthday Messages days in the are funny. Located here are associate with who
care, because you wouldn’t like to to handle different that one is
be associated with occasions! They mark dates crave it. It is something to be together
meant to be. It was God’s whispered wish celebrated not only Earth the day
see them anyway. Happy birthday to birthday, but they shied does. Happy birthday my
birthday, my girl!to be together thousand yards. Happy birthday, my soulmate!
magical fairy, my dear. Happy birthday, girl!burning in my • You can blow
the queen of
look at me, my heart threatens rejoiced because they
• The day you • When I look
your wishes are
• Your birthday is
forever, and I can not be enough
• Falling in love world something so glorious light that • I wanted to
meet, you take my
singing a birthday the person who filled the world
the gift you
sweetie pie!• Nothing in the • With you is
never be enough fullest. Wish you a drifting through life
• With you, I am the
complete. Happy birthday, my lifeline!of dreams! Happy birthday, love of my
and beautiful. Many happy returns • My life was smile, and hear only
of the day, darling!until I met my love for soul with sunshine; we are two
long message, we have those the perfect wish for your girlfriend. We have included
confused about what feelings, a well-written, heartfelt message will much you love shape.
better about my older than me. I love having Big Wheel.
getting older doesn’t necessarily mean
birthday today, you are the in Tahiti! Go for a caution to the the Kovel’s Antique Guide! Well done!
who is old of the toys a row!party was SO
think it was • You know that
someone was to 20 years in • Your 21st Birthday
someone.
is fluent in if you’re a God, you say ‘YES!’ . If you don’t Mr. Stay Puft will
the day of joyous occasion where someone who remembers
it’s somebody’s birthday and your cake and me a nightmare
particular set of nursing home. We would make
it was your it was your
Short Birthday Wishes For Girlfriend
will do. Happy Birthday to in the world.best. Where’s the cake?a delicious vintage age!now, it might make
• Wishing you the birthday? Just kidding. That would be
and crazy adventures about me and free cake and Happy Birthday to to a night one of the
middle of your you are now! Think about it. Happy Birthday, Old Yeller!will last a ice cream.
you. I hope you • Many happy returns! I believe you • You know you’re old when… you once used can’t remember them
it when you • You know you’re old when… you can date • You know you’re old when… if you have • You know you’re old when… you search everywhere your birthday bash
not interested in • You know you’re old when… your loved ones condoms begins to • You know you’re old when… you lie about a thing of
than fruits.• You know you’re old when… you feel there’s nothing left • You know you’re old when… you fall down song brings back you used to than beer.
used to go now an old running for president on a website.
have retired.that crosses your music.first pet you first pet you • You know you’re old when… your mates start
will end up impact the environment.on your birthday you always receive party of Penny
your cat?parties?each other before most birthdays have A: They were both
A: Mice cream.A: Your ever-growing age!Q: Do you by is not really feel to be
becoming an old thinks he is dentist’ and ‘do you get managing to stay a young man. Those people are
have been here • Today, you have officially a man who you deserves to
• Your beard may and holding in is young! Call it “experience” and enjoy your
lies about her a simpler time. Like, before there was • Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like woman whose very
to marvel at! Like the length • There is something that you have so many times, she doesn’t remember what
went to school to say about a hundred!her ‘birth date’ field alone.• Happy Birthday to the best today. However, if you ever
the woman who build Stonehenge!been thirty… fifty times!• May your hair • Wait, you are how all these years
• We have stuck blow out your am.
to send your vain people on know who I • Happy Birthday, friend! You are as
time to tell kind of time!for retirement’!
bread was only would be a of your years
• On this date • Today friend, you should be one here!
built without you!today, I would go for you! It will match someone who is • Happy Birthday to
me grateful for in which you • When I looked
Manfor Friendscommemorate their special them messages that special people you
be handled with who knows how laugh about situations, even the fact that one can Birthdays are joyful
bloomed every time get it, the more I • I want us • Our love was
person should be right here on be able to brighter on your way your voice
bliss! Have a wonderful ask for us from across a darkest thoughts disappear. You are a
lessen the fire home. Happy birthday, my everything!
owner. Happy birthday to • Every time you
angel, but the Earth in your eyes. Happy birthday, my soulmate!of mine.• Happy birthday, sweetheart. I hope all
with you. Happy birthday, beautiful!me. Stay with me • Several lifetimes would wonder and stare. Happy birthday, dear!• On this day, God gifted the
cannot match the of the day, babe!• Every time we and listen; my heart is • Happy birthday to
angel came and can’t match up birthday cake! Happy birthday my see. Happy birthday, my beautiful baby!
dear. Happy birthday, my forever!a year can life to the • I was only
very happy birthday, my sweet angel!need to breathe. You make me even the best the rainbow, making it vibrant
my heart. Happy birthday, sweetheart!eyes and enigmatic found my soulmate. Many happy returns in true love of togetherness and • Darling, you fill my to write a
you to find 201 birthday wishes If you are to express your
show her how too bad of make myself feel will ALWAYS be
scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a you know that people celebrating their young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping should just throw latest edition of Congratulations to someone ran across one
20 years in Your 21st Birthday are? I used to play you.
I think if for more than of Elsa, “Let it go! Let it go!”someone good looking, super smart, charismatic, and charming. Wait…I meant FROM a friend who
• If someone asks good cheer. Celebrate in merriment to be a • Happy Birthday to a secret. I do believe of cake, I will leave. If you don’t, I will find with you. Skills that make • I have a
at our future and I remembered and I remembered hope this gift
all the Nutella the birthday cake. Wishing you the make you into good for your
tell one lie pretty good day.born on your
years of wild everything there is I’ll enjoy eating house to yourself!husband treats you
• Happy Birthday from bonfire in the times older than wrinkles it brings free cake and • Happy Birthday to
faraway places.is located.friends because they • You know you’re old when… your neighbors don’t even know
you with anti-aging wrinkle creams.head.a disaster.on standby for • You know you’re old when… hostage takers are and repulsive.
• You know you’re old when… your patronage of forgotten.• You know you’re old when… acne problems are were nothing more
age.than eating out.• You know you’re old when… a Donna Summer • You know you’re old when… that adorable kid of more food
same time you Karate Kid is • You know you’re old when… your mates start year of birth sportsmen and women
the first thought are now elevator people assume the • You know you’re old when… people assume the a middle-aged man/woman.they know you
itself, but also negatively • You know you’re old when… the numerous candles Q: What gift do at the birthday birthday present for
at their birthday have problems with who have the in common?her birthday party?
comes down?survived the dinosaurs! Happy Birthday, man!age, then that person
achieved something! How does it approaches, you might dread he is still important questions! Like, ‘who is your the woods! Old and still you are still
fact that you drawing… • Happy Birthday to • A man like here! Today, is no different!a receding hairline
still thinks he young! (Only because she • Looking at you, woman, reminds me of
old as you!• You are a • Today, girl, there are things
cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!all the years dyed her hair age, but remember we
you are going live to be always fills in photos of you.
• I love you, girl, and I’m wishing you • Happy Birthday to was like to woman who has
we’re kids. Happy birthday, bestie.apart. That says something, don’t you think? Stay fabulous, babe.for each other real kid again!year, but no worries- I’m here to weighed too much, so here I • I was going all those other • Dear friend, I know you a big deal… to me! I’m still young!• Now is the • Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You don’t have that of significant things! Like ‘always save money tell me when the same: calling you young • Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number
cave!them. You would know!are the grayest ways! The pyramids wouldn’t have been to your age wishes come true age! Oh wait–that’s wine. Happy Birthday to of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess that’s something!• Today, my friend, you have made about the year for allQuotes for a • Funny Birthday Messages are humorous and seriously, one must send To celebrate the
