New Home Wishes Funny

As you unpack the things
for your new home,

and glory for the family.
Happy unpacking.

As you step into your new home,
may these steps prove to be

and you prosper in all aspects of life.
Congratulations!

May your new home
give you warmth,
happiness
and lots of joyful moments.

May the new vibrant colors
of the walls of your new home
fill your life also with
equally jubilant colors
and paint your world with joy.

Your new home will bring prosperity,
wealth and happiness from all directions.
Keep filling in.

A home is a home,
no matter small or big.
It becomes a heaven-abode
once people in it start living in harmony.
Congratulations on your new home!!

As you unlock the door to your new home,
may it unlock all the world of pleasures
and fortunes
that you really deserve
and you make the best of it.
Congrats!

The doors would always,
show you the path to success;
The windows will prove to be,
the catalyst of adding the ingredients
like determination, hard work
and good luck from all directions;
May you tread successfully in life.
Congratulations!!

The new home really
deserves you people.
Make it a heaven to live in.
Congratulations dear friend!

"Home Sweet Home"
Guess why they call it sweet.
Because of all the sweet
and happy memories
that we share under its roof.
Hope you make your home,
more sweeter than
the sweetest thing in this world!
Congratulations dear!!

As you step in your new home,
you step into a world better
than outside
and it gives you all the comforts
of life and stays with you forever.

We really hope you liked all of these new home wishes and messages. We always try to match up with your expectations and we really hope that we have helped you a bit in providing you the exact words for your feelings. If you liked these messages and wishes, then please do share it with all.

We are in a process of creating the most heartwarming and unique messages and wishes for you. Do explore around our website, as we have some of the best collection of unique messages, wishes, quotes and sayings.



Short New Home Wishes

Keep it short and sweet with a happy message for the new homeowners here at Styiens! Browse through a wide selection short new home wishes, messages, and sayings, and find the right words to share a little bit of your excitement and joy with the new homeowners. Whether you’re looking for a simple heartfelt saying or a short lighthearted wish, you’re sure to find the perfect one for any and every recipient right here at Styiens. From housewarming wishes for friends and family, to short new home wishes for colleagues, narrow down the perfect wish with the help of our intuitive category tags that will enable you to filter wishes by tone, recipient, and length. Our short wishes are perfect to use as they are, or as inspiration for your very own personalized new home message for a loved one. No matter how you use them, you can be sure that every wish you’ll find here at Styiens was written by one of our expert writers, and is a guaranteed to bring a smile to their recipient’s face when they read it!



Housewarming Wishes

• All the best in settling into your new home

• Best wishes on moving into your new house

• Welcome to the neighbourhood! If you need anything don't hesitate to ask

• Home sweet home! Or at least it is now!

• Wishing you a happy moving day and quick settling in

• Best wishes on the new house. I can't wait to see it

• Best of luck and I'm really hoping you and the neighbours get along!

• You can finally put your feet up and have a rest! All in your new home. Best wishes

• I'm so excited for you – your first home! Enjoy it

• Happy moving in day neighbour! Looking forward to getting to know you

• May your new home be blessed with happiness and joy

• May you create years of happy memories in your new house

• Please accept my warmest wishes for your new home

• May your family and you grow old and happy together in your new house

• May those who visit your new home feel the love residing there

• We're so pleased you've found what you wanted in a home. Enjoy it!

• Relax, take it easy and enjoy that brand spanking new home of yours!

Housewarming Congratulations

Congratulate someone on their new house with one of the congratulations messages below. Let them know how pleased you are with their big move and join in with the happiness.

• Congratulations on your lovely new home

• Congratulations! I hope your new house brings you and your family much happiness

• Congratulations on the big move, hoping it all works out well

• Congratulations! I can't wait to come round and judge your interior design!

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• Heres hoping the new neighbours like you! Congratulations!

• Congratulations! You've finally found a place you can properly call your home.

• Congratulations on your new house, may it be filled with warmth and happiness

• Many congratulations on having a place to call your own

• Congratulations, and I hope your new house overflows with love

• Congratulations your new home. Remember to fill it with joy, laughter and happy memories

Housewarming Quotes

Instead of using a message or best wishes you can choose a housewarming quote. These can be insightful, witty or just sum up your feelings perfectly.

• “One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop” – G.M. Weilacher

• “People are living longer than ever before, a phenomenon undoubtedly made necessary by the 30-year mortgage” – Doug Larson

• “A man builds a fine house; and now he has a master, and a task for life: he is to furnish, watch, show it, and keep it in repair, the rest of his days” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

• “Any home can be a castle when the king and the queen are in love” – Unknown

• “There’s nothing to match curling up with a good book when there’s a repair job to be done around the house” – Joe Ryan

• “Unless one decorates one’s house for oneself alone, best leave it bare, for other people are walleyed” – D.H. Lawrence

• “A house that does not have one worn, comfy chair in it is soulless” – May Sarton

Funny Housewarming Wishes

A good way to congratulate or wish someone well on their new home is with something a little cheeky and humorous. They'll probably already be smiling because of the new house but you can add to the cheer with a witty message.

• Congratulations and welcome to the world of leaks, repairs and ballooning mortgage payments!

• Your new home looks beautiful and trendy – just like you!

• Have a happy and drunk housewarming party!

• Congratulations! So.. I'll take the couch then?

• Congrats! I hope your new neighbours aren't a**holes!

• So you finally got a room

• Congratulations on your new home! I hope your neighbours have unsecured wifi!

• Congrats on your new place! Sorry that when you needed help moving I was sick, out of town and the dog ate my keys

Housewarming Poems

A clever or touching poem can be a great way to congratulate someone on moving into a new house. If you can't write your own, and don't worry if you can't because it's tough, then take a look at the few below.

• May your troubles be less
And your blessings be more
And nothing but happiness
Come through your door

• A house is made of walls and beams
A Home is made of love and dreams

• May your new home have a warm hue.
May it bring you happiness and delight true.
May your new home fulfill all your dreams.
May joy and cheer burst at its seams.
A new house like this is deserved by few;
Its style and character truly suit you.

• More than comforts, I wish you care.
More than pretty walls, I wish you a life fair.
More than fancy accessories, I wish you success.
More than decorative paintings, I wish you happiness.
More than luxuries, I wish with peace you dwell.
For moving into such a beautiful house, I wish you a time very swell.

You should now have all you need to congratulate and send your best housewarming wishes to whoever it is moving into their new home.



It can be hard to say goodbye, but one way to lighten the mood is with a funny message or two. Whether you’re writing a leaving card for a work colleague, a teacher/lecturer, or your boss, the Thankbox team has put together some funny ideas of what to include. Let’s dive right in!

What to focus on in a funny leaving card

New Home Wishes Funny

When your office is passing around a leaving card, many people will add heartfelt and thoughtful messages. But a goodbye text doesn’t need to be sad. You can write something humorous to keep things lighthearted and fun.

But what exactly should a funny leaving card cover? Obviously, if you’re just adding to the same card as everyone else, a funny sentence or two will suffice. Keep it short and sweet.

But if you’re writing a full leaving card, here’s a sample structure worth considering:

Address the person.

Include a few funny messages.

Make it clear that you’re just joking if you think it’s fitting or necessary.

Wish them well with the rest of their career or wherever they’re headed next.

Sign off with a final message (e.g. All the best, Best wishes, From etc.) and your name.

While you should consider funny things to write on a card, you may still want to add a warmer, more serious note toward the end. That said, this really depends on your relationship with the person and how you both got on.

Get creative with your goodbyes.

Create your Leaving Thanbox now, it takes seconds. Then share with everyone so they can let their funny side loose. You'll make a leaving card that's unique and forever remembered.

Funny messages for a work colleague

More than likely, you’re writing a goodbye card for a work colleague. In that case, what do you write in a leaving card that’ll make your colleague smile and laugh?

Here’s some funny co-worker goodbye messages you should consider:

Very sorry to see you go… Can I have your chair?

God help the new place that’s taking you in.

Well done on getting out of here 😉.

I’ll really miss our awkward chit-chats in the canteen.

I’m sorry that you have to leave a place with someone as great as me. It must be heart-wrenching😜.

Sorry you’re leaving… Wait, what’s your name again?

You’ll come crawling back. I know it.

I’ll really miss doing your work.

Please let us have an office party first! I want cake.

Since you’re not being replaced, will your wages be divided up among the rest of us? Asking for [name of a mutual friend].

This isn’t goodbye forever… After all, I know where you live 😂 (You definitely want to make sure they know this one is a joke!)

Let’s hope your new co-workers don’t think you’re too strange.

It’s a true honour to tell you goodbye… I’m just so glad you’re finally leaving.

We can’t hold you back anymore. We really tried but you outsmarted us.

If it’s your boss who is moving on, here’s some ideas you could consider:

This place is going to fall apart without you 😟 *part of ceiling collapses*.

We will avoid bumping into you.

I’m scared of who the new boss will be 😬.

From now on, you get to give out to us as your friends. It’ll be more fun that way!

I hope your new job turns out terribly, so you have to come back to us!

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It must be exciting moving on to an even higher position *I’ve got the power by Snap begins playing in the background*.

If you’re writing to a boss, you obviously want to be a bit more careful. Just ensure you’re confident that a funny message will land well before including it! You can always add a more heartfelt note right after a funny message to make sure they know that you’ll genuinely miss them.

We just don’t want you to get in trouble, after all. But, if you do end up in hot water, we have some apology card message ideas for that!... kidding.

Messages for someone who is moving or headed on a long holiday

Is someone on your street about to move house? Have a family member or friend preparing for their post-pandemic journey around the world?

Whatever the case, here’s some funny goodbye sayings for a person who is moving away:

I’ll miss how much of a psycho you are.

Without you, who will I blame for all my problems? 😢

Who are you again?

Watch out, world! Like seriously… the world should watch out if you’re travelling around it…

Stars always move on… so why are you going somewhere again?

The good ones always go. So, we really can’t tell why you’re leaving?

[Place they are going to] is about to find out what a hurricane is like! God help them.

I’m not sorry to hear you’re leaving. Have a terrible time! I’ll always forget you.

We’re completely screwed without you.

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Messages for a teacher or lecturer who is moving on

Lastly, here are some funny see you later quotes for a teacher/lecturer:

I know this is hard for you. How will you cope without your star student 😎…. Best of luck with your new job!

Best of luck with the future. We’ll all be pretty screwed without your teaching, but what can you do!

We’ll really miss your science classes. But as they say, be like proton. Stay positive.

We’ll really miss your English classes like the word B in subtle.

We’ve all learned so much from you. The most important thing you taught me in [subject they teach] is, eh, um… Hmm.

Again, when including funny messages for someone higher up, you should always make sure it will land well! If in doubt, leave it out.

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Funny housewarming quotes:

If I was your dog, I'd be excited about your new house. I'd have plenty of room to run around, but I'd be most excited about the Roof!

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Congratulations to you for moving, and congratulations to me for not having to help you move!

I was expecting that you found yourself shelter, but you have exceeded my expectations. Nice place!

I'm glad you got a nice place of your own, so now I can come and bother you.

Your house is sweet. It's good to see it go to such a nice family.

Your biggest mistake was letting me know where you live. Now I'll be visiting often.

Did you find the house, or did the house find you? You guys are perfect for each other.

It's just a house without you. Now that you're in it, it's a beautiful home.

Now that your house hunting is over, you can relax. As long as keeping up a house and yard work is your idea of relaxation, you'll be very relaxed.

House it going in your new house? I hope it's going well.

Housewarming quotes for invitations:

My husband and I are proud to announce that our home is ready for moving in, and without your footsteps in your home, we wouldn’t consider it to be suspicious. To remain present for our housewarming this Monday. Dinner will also be arranged.

My daughter has been working only for this grand day! Light up her beautiful nest by being a part of her housewarming ceremony. Join her for lunch, and shower her with all your blessings in the world.

To turn our new house into a home, your presence is the most crucial. We are throwing our housewarming party next Saturday. Please make your family a part of this. We look forward to you being present. Thank you!

After a huge round of hassles, finally,the day has come and we have got our new house. Kindly remain present at tomorrow’s housewarming ceremony with your family and help us make our house a home.

A home is made with love. And it is this love that we would like you, to share with us. Our new house needs the warmth of good friends like you to make it into a home. Do join us as we move into our new home which is just down the lane.

You didn’t think that we would step into our new abode without you, did you? Yes, you were right. Please be a part of our housewarming ceremony this Saturday. Drinks and dinner will undoubtedly be on us.

Without the right people in life who have taught you nothing but to grow, it is not possible to go into my house. Yes, my own house! Help me turn into my dream home by being present at my housewarming party on Sunday. Snacks, drinks, and dinner to be served.

We want the warmth of our friends and relatives and the mouth-watering aroma of good food to fill up our new place. This is why we take pleasure to invite you and your family to our house warming party this evening.

Whether Come and go or come and stay, we would love to see you either way. Please come join us at our housewarming function this evening as we await your auspicious presence at our new home.

New home quotes for cards:

Home sweet home – now you have your very own! (For first-time homeowners)

Welcome to the neighborhood! (If someone is moving in nearby)

So happy for you and yours! Congrats on your new home!

Welcome to the land of house payments!

We are thrilled for you! There’s nothing quite like a new home; congratulations!

A new home is so exciting! Congrats on your move!

May your new home be all you ever dreamed ~ congratulations!

Best wishes for many years of happiness in your new home.

You are your own landlord now! Congratulations on becoming a homeowner.

A man’s home should be his castle ~ does this mean I have to call you king now?

Relax, put your feet up, and enjoy being a homeowner. Your new place is great!

Welcome to your new home. May you enjoy the peace and quiet!

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You found a place to call your own ~ congratulations on your new home!

Yay! Now you can have all the wild parties you want without bothering the neighbors!

I am so proud of you! You worked hard, saved your money, and now you get the payoff!

Congratulations on reaping the rewards of all your hard work. Enjoy your new home!

One great thing about owning a home? No one can raise your rent anymore! Congrats.

No one above you, no one below you, no one to tell you to turn the music down!

It is incredible to see you moving into a beautiful new house all your own! Congrats!

Heartfelt wishes for homeowner happiness! You deserve it!

Funny Home owner quotes:

A new home is a place for memories to be made and dreams to come true. Home is where love resides memories are created friends always belong and happiness never ends. So great you found a new place Carter.

A new home drains all your lifes savings but in return gives you a new life. We wish your new residential place prove new Palace of luxuries to you. A new house is just the beginning I hope you find every happiness and comfort in your new home.

May your new abode protect you from all grief and sorrow. So congratulations on your brand-new home.

Hoping that you re blessed with lovely neighbors. A new home drains life savings but in return gives a new happy life. A new home is like a new phase in life.

Cant wait to see your new place. New Home Enjoy.

Every new homeowner is going to struggle with keeping up on maintenance and cleaning. Home ownership is the cornerstone of a strong community – Rick Renzi.

Buying a home is not only one of the biggest dream of any person but also a symbol of success.

May joy fill every room. This is a funny way to remind them that you love them for who they are not the current condition of their home. May your new home be a place where friends gather.

In your new abode may you have nothing to lament. A brand new key a brand new place a happy smile upon your face. May your new home create uncountable happy memories.

A home is made with care not cement.

A tiny home carries lots of secrets of yours inside it.

Sometimes moving into a new house can be stressful so something funny can help to ease the tension and let everyone relax.

A new home is an investment that will reap rewards for a lifetime.

Beautiful couples like you deserve beautiful homes like yours. A house is made of bricks a Home is made of love and dreams.

Now it is obviously a ritual to post images on social media because showing off is in our blood. Congratulations to you moving and congratulations to me for not having to help you move. Keep your friends close and don't forget to invite us over we don't care about the mess.

With this new house you made the most beautiful of picks.

May the warmth of new castle keep you smiling always.

A home is made with loving people like you and your spouse. Just remember that if it doesnt happen for you it wasn't meant to be.

After a busy day you will seek peace and solace for which your new home will be the ultimate place. Haha just kidding. Congrats Dan and Kim.

May this housewarming mark in your lives a joyous new start Always keeping it cozy. 5 out of 5 stars.

Your dream has come true. It marks the beginning of a new life new memories and most importantly new celebrations for friends like us.

Some people look for a beautiful place. Wishing you all the very best for settling in your new home.


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