Funny 50th Birthday Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.
Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations!
Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
You're just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
You're no longer the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.
Now that you're 50 you've probably got more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!
Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!
If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy birthday and congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.
Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.
Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
You can't hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!
You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!
The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!
Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White
By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn
50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn
Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope
At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green
I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
You’ve been in your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!
Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!
I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!
A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her
I’m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!
I always get my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!
Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. – East of Sweden
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeter
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie White
Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.
Numbers 6:24-26
The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you and give you peace.
This verse is about the blessings that we have from the Lord and can remind others of the blessings they receive today and every day.
This is the day that the Lord has made; let us rejoice and be glad in it.
We are encouraged to rejoice in this verse, which is especially important on someone's birthday.
Psalm 37:4
Delight yourself in the Lord, and he will give you the desires of your heart.
When we align our heart with God's heart, God will give us the desires of our heart. As a birthday message, this reminds us that when we are delighted in the Lord we can have confidence that the Lord is working.
Lamentations 3:22-23
The steadfast love of the Lord never ceases; his mercies never come to an end; they are new every morning; great is your faithfulness.
The love of the Lord does not end, which is very encouraging. We can depend on the love and mercies of the Lord every morning including a birthday.
James 1:17
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.
In life, all good things are from God. Birthdays can be a day full of blessings. It's important to remember where blessings come from.
You make known to me the path of life; in your presence there is fullness of joy; at your right hand are pleasures forevermore.
The joy that we have in the Lord is amazing because all that God is doing in our lives. He makes the path of life known to us, and when we are in His presence we have joy.
Colossians 3:15
And let the peace of Christ rule in your hearts, to which indeed you were called in one body. And be thankful.
This verse is an encouragement to continue to choose Christ in your life. We can have peace in our hearts because of him it is an important reminder for a birthday.
For you formed my inward parts; you knitted me together in my mother's womb. I praise you, for I am fearfully and wonderfully made. Wonderful are your works; my soul knows it very well.
Birthdays are a time to celebrate life, and this verse celebrates life. We read about how God created us and how he has made us wonderfully. We know that we have life because we are created by God.
Ephesians 2:10
For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
Every year that we get older, we can remember that God has a plan for us, and is working in our lives. God has created us. He has plans for us to do good works that we fulfill throughout our life.
Ecclesiastes 7:11
Wisdom is good with an inheritance, an advantage to those who see the sun.
As we grow older, we gain wisdom. We can be grateful as we age knowing that we are learning more and becoming wiser.
Psalm 1:3
He is like a tree planted by streams of water that yields its fruit in its season, and its leaf does not wither. In all that he does, he prospers.
When we are invested in God and his word we are living the tree in this verse, prosperous. This is an encouraging verse to those who grow older, but also grow in wisdom becoming more like this tree planted by the water.
2 Peter 3:18
But grow in the grace and knowledge of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. To him be the glory both now and to the day of eternity. Amen.
We should seek to know God more and become more like Christ. Every birthday can be a time to dedicate yourselves to grow in the grace and knowledge of Christ and bring Him more glory.
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.
This verse encourages all to not lean on what you know but to lean on God. It can be a good reminder for on a birthday to lean into the Lord, and trust in the Lord.
No matter your age, the Lord knows and will help make your paths straight.
Psalm 20:5
May we shout for joy over your salvation, and in the name of our God set up our banners! May the Lord fulfill all your petitions!
Zephaniah 3:17
The Lord your God is in your midst, a mighty one who will save; he will rejoice over you with gladness; he will quiet you by his love; he will exult over you with loud singing.
God is the creator of the world and the creator of us. He is mighty and has done much for us. This verse reminds us of all that God does for us, comforting us and rejoicing over us.
Psalm 71:6
Upon you I have leaned from before my birth; you are he who took me from my mother's womb. My praise is continually of you.
Birthdays are a celebration of another year of living, God is the one who gave us life, and we should not forget to glorify him for all that he has done and will do. We should praise him always.
May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that by the power of the Holy Spirit you may abound in hope.
This verse is a blessing that the Apostle Paul gave to the church in Rome. This is also a blessing to us today, as a birthday marks the start of another year, this verse reminds us of the blessings we have in life.
1 Thessalonians 5:16-18
Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, give thanks in all circumstances; for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you.
This verse reminds people on their birthdays that we should be praising the Lord for all he has done, but it is also a reminder to pray while rejoicing and thanksgiving, today and every day.
Psalm 107:1
Oh give thanks to the Lord, for he is good, for his steadfast love endures forever!
God's love for his children is never-ending. His love is steadfast and because of this we should be thankful. He brings good to our lives. Our hearts should overflow with gratitiude.
Whoever gives thought to the word will discover good, and blessed is he who trusts in the Lord.
This proverb contains a blessing, that whoever trusts in the Lord will be blessed, and whoever thinks before he speaks will find good things. This is a great encouragement to give to someone who does think before they speak and trust in the Lord.
Joshua 1:9
Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous. Do not be frightened, and do not be dismayed, for the Lord your God is with you wherever you go.
This verse is always a good reminder that God is with us always and because of that, we don't have to be scared. This can be a great verse for a birthday as it reminds us of the courage we have in Christ even as we start another year of life.
So teach us to number our days that we may get a heart of wisdom.
This verse may not be as joyful as other verses you can use on a birthday, but understanding how fleeting our life is here on earth reminds us that we should be wise with every day we have because we do not know how long we will live.
2 Corinthians 9:15
Thanks be to God for his inexpressible gift!
The gift of salvation through Jesus Christ is the best gift anyone could have, and we as Christians do have it. On a day of getting gifts from family and friends we also should remember and be thankful for the gift of salvation, we have through Christ.
3 John 1:2
Beloved, I pray that all may go well with you and that you may be in good health, as it goes well with your soul.
This verse is a blessing that was written by John to an Elder within the church. This blessing is John's well wishes for his reader.
But they who wait for the Lord shall renew their strength; they shall mount up with wings like eagles; they shall run and not be weary; they shall walk and not faint.
This verse is an encouragement to all believers, that as they trust in the Lord, the Lord will give them strength. This is especially comforting and encouraging as one turns a year older, that God alone will carry them through, and they will find their strength in the Lord.
Matthew 5:8
Blessed are the pure in heart, for they shall see God.
This verse is a part of the beatitudes that Jesus speaks of during his sermon on the mount. This is a blessing from Jesus saying that those who are pure in heart will see God, a sweet blessing.
Romans 5:5
And hope does not put us to shame, because God's love has been poured into our hearts through the Holy Spirit who has been given to us.
This encouraging verse can be especially encouraging on a birthday as our hope in Jesus is what we as Christians are rooted in. When thinking about the blessings that we have in life we cannot forget how Jesus died for us and sent the Holy Spirit.
Psalm 5:11
But let all who take refuge in you rejoice; let them ever sing for joy, and spread your protection over them, that those who love your name may exult in you.
This verse is full of joy. We have refuge in God. God protects us. This can be a great birthday message that emphasizes the love and joy the father has for us, and the love and joy we can have in Jesus.
Your eyes saw my unformed substance; in your book were written, every one of them, the days that were formed for me, when as yet there was none of them.
Before we were even born, God saw us and knew us. God has a plan for us, and a birthday can be a great reminder that God is working and has it all planned out.
1 Corinthians 1:4
I give thanks to my God always for you because of the grace of God that was given you in Christ Jesus,
This verse is a reminder to the Corinthian church, from Paul that he loved them and was thankful for all the work that they were doing and that God was doing in them.
We are all given the grace of God, and grace is the unearned gift of favor, and many times birthdays are a time to receive gifts.
Psalm 34:7
The angel of the Lord encamps around those who fear him, and delivers them.
We as Christians are assured in this verse that we are protected, and he will deliver us. As a birthday symbolizes a new year of life, this verse reminds us that God is working and protects us.
Philipians 1:6
And I am sure of this, that he who began a good work in you will bring it to completion at the day of Jesus Christ.
If we are still alive, then God is still working in our lives. We know that from the beginning, God has a plan for us and that we are becoming more like Christ every year when we invest in our relationship with Christ.
Psalm 134:2
Lift up your hands to the holy place and bless the Lord!
This verse is about the rejoicing and praise that we should give to God. God has and will do amazing things in our future we need to make sure that we are giving the praise to Him.
1 Thessalonians 1:2-4
We give thanks to God always for all of you, constantly mentioning you in our prayers, remembering before our God and Father your work of faith and labor of love and steadfastness of hope in our Lord Jesus Christ. For we know, brothers loved by God, that he has chosen you
In Paul's letter to the Thessalonians, he writes about his thankfulness for what the church is doing there. This verse also confirms to them and us that God has chosen us and is working in us. We can be blessed knowing that He loves us.
Psalm 34:8
Oh, taste and see that the Lord is good! Blessed is the man who takes refuge in him!
A birthday is many times a time of thankfulness and rejoicing. Knowing that God is working in us, we should be thankful to God foremost because He truly is our refuge and is good.
1 John 3:1a
See what kind of love the Father has given to us, that we should be called children of God; and so we are.
This verse reminds us that we are children of God. This simple truth brings us comfort that God loves and cares for us. Birthdays can be a time of starting a new year of life.
These verses may not mention the word birthday in them, but they hold encouragement and comfort to use any day but can carry special significance on someone's birthday.
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