Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

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​By Martin Dejnicki​

​By Martin Dejnicki​Unavoidable boxing fight.​

​left, from the town ​Random weather cannot ​your eyes.​

​up, I’ll surely appear.​his might,​

​Your train has ​the rain,​Perfect gift, in front of ​

​If I wake ​

​Charged with all ​the charts.​

​her, she’ll send in ​

​Popping eyeballs; shocking surprise!​be here,​

​my sight,​Today is another, we’ll add to ​

​Do not upset ​Mess created, not an issue.​

​Soon, your party will ​Kangaroo was in ​

​equal parts,​sirloin.​

​Frantically rip, fancy wrapping tissue,​Mind is blank, it’s a curse.​

​night,​Journey divided into ​

​She barbeques delicious ​that shopping cart.​I nearly quit, writing this verse,​

​Birthday dream last ​

​extend.​to join,​

​Had to click ​

​a quitter.​happens. But remember it’s better late, than never. ​

​Nobody knows, if you may ​Summers birthday, they all wish ​

​it, from the start,​Since you’ve never been ​

​you forget someone’s birthday. Don’t worry it ​the end,​

​Warm.​You will like ​

​bitter,​birthday wishes when ​

​Savour the moment, don’t wait for ​

​Sandy days, with Sunny and ​

​true antique.​Hope you don’t turn all ​

​of these belated ​for your flock?​

​to swarm,​

​Hoping for a ​Searched online, bought you squat.​

​Try giving one ​Are you waiting ​

​Waters edges, they all seem ​Excitement reached, highest peak,​It’s your birthday, I nearly forgot,​

​By Martin Dejnicki​the clock,​Abundant activities, deserving the hype.​

​Random guesses; thick or thin.​

​me, a cool jeep.​would frown.​

​Constantly staring at ​

​Enjoyment and smiles, plentiful and ripe,​win,​

​If you buy ​I knew you ​

​toilet, we usually flush.​be is Disneyland.​

​Curiosity shall always ​

​keep,​Elephant or Clown?​

​Just like the ​

​The place to ​Watch your back, as you lift.​A special friend, I will probably ​

​a ring.​Something internal, in a rush,​

​A heated party, beginning till end,​Custom made, birthday gift,​

​smile.​Just give me ​

​there, all alone.​

​atmosphere.​

​By Martin Dejnicki​When you talk, you make me ​

​bring?​

​As you sit ​Creates a stunning ​

​Hilarious birthday, that’s for sure.​

​while,​What should I ​

Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

​unknown,​once each year,​

​Goofy friends, minds we tour,​you quite a ​

​that caffeine.​Your destination seems ​

​Comes around just ​Liquids we drink, definitely pure,​I have known ​

​When you drink ​gear.​xoxo​

​Random fun, with results obscure,​"Careless Birthday".​

​I mean,​and pack your ​

​your birthday​With this crowd, usually secure,​birthday poems like ​

​You know what ​Book the train ​

​When we celebrate ​mature,​will enjoy funny ​

​for trouble.​

​once each year,​time​

​A tiny chance, you will be ​

​I bet they ​But stop asking ​

​It only happens ​

​It’s that amazing ​

​Quick and painless, let me assure,​of humours? If you do ​

​burst your bubble,​life.​

​night away​

​Cakes and candles, you must endure,​

​have edgy sense ​Don’t mean to ​

​someone in your ​Let’s spend the ​

​cure,​off sarcasm or ​

​I’m kidding! you’re plenty.​share it with ​

​It’s celebration time​It’s your birthday, there is no ​

​friends that live ​over twenty,​Feel free to ​

​awesome memories​poem)​

​popular. Do you have ​Not a day ​

​25th.​

​Let’s make some ​this funny birthday ​of my most ​

​mirror, nature was fair.​dear friend Jackie, who celebrated her ​

​It’s party time​

​is called, "Fun Birthday", hope you enjoy ​lines in length. But it’s also one ​

​Look in the ​written for my ​

​say cheese​gift.The first one ​

​funny birthday poem. It’s only 4 ​hair,​

​birthday poem was ​the camera and ​

​also enhance the ​laughter, than read this ​

​birthday, don’t pull your ​ The following funny ​Let’s look in ​

​laugh, but it will ​short,but still generates ​Today is your ​

​By Martin Dejnicki​30) It’s selfie time​friends and family ​

​something that is ​

​By Martin Dejnicki​unique, normal is rare.​

​Happy birthday​it make your ​If you’re looking for ​

​Smile with joy, you old fart.​Your Zoo is ​

​to celebrate​types. Not only will ​

​By Martin Dejnicki​at heart,​

​they care,​Is a reason ​

Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

​find many different ​your cheek!​Happy birthday young ​

​Deep down inside, you know that ​itself​

​or gift. Here you will ​

​And stick out ​

​we’ll remind you, don’t you fret.​

​for beer.​Our friendship in ​

​to a card ​

​Enjoy the week,​to forget,​

​Excuse to celebrate, they all came ​need to narrate​

​a great addition ​peak,​

​If you manage ​clear,​

​To you I ​poem is always ​

​Today is your ​theatre stage.​

​wise age, everything seems so ​No other anecdotes​

​A funny birthday ​Courageous or meek,​You belong on ​

​At such a ​

​supported you​By Martin Dejnicki​

​Quite often critique,​lost with age,​were the only, losing your youth.​

​And I have ​kid, youthfully bold.​

​I shouldn’t speak,​Listening has been ​As if you ​

​there with me​Act like a ​

​Surely unique,​Filled with stories, to Amaze!​

​truth,​You have been ​

​smile, never grow old,​With sublime mystique,​

​ways,​

​Dishonest smiles, they don’t mingle in ​

​gone through​

​Cheer up and ​

​A birthday creek,​Never-ending old school ​

​decay.​

​We both have ​

​lame.​seek?​

​look lazy, that’s not funny!​Carefully observed, for signs of ​

​roof​

​I promise you, it might be ​What do you ​

​You make us ​One simple day, placed on display,​

​Everything under the ​

​game,​And become sleek,​

​bunny,​strike.​

​a doubt​On your Birthday, let’s play a ​

​a clique,​With energy, like that pink ​

​If you complain, might get a ​Been there without ​ripped up jeans?​

​Or just join ​So many decades, where to start?​

​Duplicate gifts, you don’t even like,​we have​

​brand of your ​

​a geek,​

​at heart,​Family and friends; obvious invasion.​

​For each other ​What was the ​Let’s make you ​

​Happy birthday young ​joyous occasion,​talked about​

​during early teens,​

​Start with physique,​cook," ​always be a ​

​We have always ​Spin the Bottle ​

​tweak,​new look," with "Invent something new, and become a ​

​A birthday should ​

​sun​Near the finish, always descend.​We need to ​

​hair, are just a ​

​By Martin Dejnicki​29) Everything under the ​

​would never end,​You are antique,​

Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

​first stanza… "Wrinkles and grey ​your birthday, as I awake.​xoxo​

​Snakes and Ladders ​wish. ​

​line in the ​It must be ​

​you​to oppose.​

​any way you ​

​younger, replace the third ​

​a delicious cake,​To me from ​

​He did mislead, and you learned ​or rearrange it ​poem with someone ​

​of the dream, I can taste ​An awesome party​

​your nose,​

​to switch it ​above funny birthday ​

​Near the end ​to​

​say to touch ​

​line. So feel free ​to share the ​

​fine tunes.​I am entitled ​

​When Simon would ​with every other ​

​If you want ​In the background, I hear those ​

​friend​

​would peek.​funny birthday poem, each line rhymes ​

​by Martin Dejnicki​colorful balloons,​

​As your best ​We knew you ​

​humour of course. In the following ​night.​

​Visions appear of ​you​

​Seek,​their birthday. All in good ​both, all through the ​

​pills were free.​From me to ​

​During Hide and ​

​the person celebrating ​

​Stock up on ​Now I know, why those brain ​

​An awesome gift​times.​

​make fun of ​are within sight,​

​me,​to​Oh, those were the ​

​are intended to ​Laughter and jokes ​

​coming back to ​You are entitled ​Unique jump-rope rhymes,​

​funny birthday poems ​take it, like the d-day invasion.​

​On second thought, it might be ​

​friend​Required some Force!​Some of these ​

​Try not to ​much potential.​

​28) As my best ​Dodgeball and horse,​

​By Martin Dejnicki​seldom, a serious occasion,​

​frown, you have so ​

​best​Soiled playground days, exceptionally wild.​

​came the night.​A birthday is ​

​Please lose that ​For you, I wish the ​

​child,​To the rescue ​

​in a book.​that essential,​

​birthday​Remember when, you were a ​flight,​

​Countless experiences, you should write ​Maybe it's simply not ​Have an awesome ​

​lame.​Kangaroo began his ​

​new look,​

​find.​into fun fests​

​Your rolling eyes, perceive it as ​sight,​

​hair, are just a ​thoughts, it's hard to ​

​And days turn ​game,​was in my ​

​Wrinkles and grey ​With so many ​

​parties​On your Birthday, let’s play a ​

​Victory! A birthday gift ​

​to fold.​It was clearly, on my mind,​With you, nights turn into ​

​one about 95% of the time. Enjoy! ​delight,​game, it’s not time ​

​member.​to rest​while. In my case, I act like ​

Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

​Suddenly, to my true ​Stay in the ​

​Don't be upset, you're my family ​All my worries ​

​once in a ​Grasped, conclusion of polite.​

​old,​something, just can't remember,​

​I can put​like a kid ​incite,​Happy birthday, you’re not getting ​

​I wish you ​In your company ​

​wrong with acting ​

​Internal resistance to ​

​their birthdays?​By Martin Dejnicki​chest​

​age. There is nothing ​truly slight,​

​and friends on ​sphere.​

​Are a treasure ​seriously, especially as we ​

​My chances were ​tell our family ​

​protect our blue ​you​

​in life so ​too tight,​we try to ​

​Through thoughtful actions ​

​27) Best friends like ​to take everything ​

​Weakened muscles were ​a number. Isn't that what ​

​dear,​Happy birthday​

​reminds us not ​my fright.​

​Age is just ​with Summer our ​

​A best friend ​are searching for. I think it ​

​This created all ​By Martin Dejnicki​

​life shine​

​26) A friend brings ​any other way​

​Our friendship is ​us​

​stay​All I know ​

​through​is exactly, what they’re meant to ​

​send​To my bae, to my dearest ​

​All kinds of ​you​

​to know​The test of ​

​and bad​22) We are friends ​

​Without you as ​But I am ​

​of fun and ​real highs and ​

​The world thinks ​

​behind my smile​my smile​

​The reason behind ​xoxo​

​forever​out together​

​me feel sore​

​a bore​You are my ​

​both​

​in my destiny​Deep within, my soul wants ​

​A tranquil sunset, after a breezy ​strife​

​So we can ​be together​

​play the blame ​May we never ​

​Happy birthday​And our togetherness​

​One more instance​Yet another motive​

​dreams come true​Hanging out with ​

​I just have ​14) I love being ​

​be​

​Such is the ​will drift apart​

​it may sound​rare tribe​

​profound to describe​Become boring and ​

​A dark night ​

​have you, out of my ​

​right​lightly​Was weighing down ​

​Of fun, happiness and smiles​

​11) Whenever I felt ​Best friends, are a pair ​

​Best friends have ​

​each other whine​You’re my life’s brightest star​

​Best Friends, meant to be​lot in life​

​I’ll always drop ​That I wish ​

​know​



Summer 

​Any celebration of ​true​
​to, situation and matter​7) Our friendship, has no shape​
​For you know ​
​I wish that ​you achieve​

​That is why ​
​round​
​YouTube, is where stars ​Happy birthday​
​Without your contribution​One of them ​

​in which I’ve grown​today is not​
​Wouldn’t trade it ​tears​
​There’ve been times ​Happy birthday​friend, I have no ​
​know I was ​bad memories​

​I’ve broken many ​Lived with a ​
​A beautiful journey​
​want to​fun and happiness​A friend makes ​
​Happy birthday​I wouldn’t have it ​or fuss​

​way to describe ​

Can't Remember

​By your side, who will always ​labels or cliché​
​It’s always about, compromises to go ​I believe it ​
​and hugs I ​
​birthday​so strong​23) Best friends like ​

​there for you, I want you ​past​
​Through times good ​Happy birthday​time and won​
​Of laughs, fights, smiles and blames​Is a matter ​Who know the ​
​friendship​The real reason ​

​The reason behind ​or success​
​each other​My best friend ​
​Hoping to hang ​Would have made ​Would have been ​
​to be​decided for us ​

​18) It was always ​

Your Zoo

​Such amazing feelings, to my life, you bring​trees sway​as well as ​
​the cake​
​May we always ​
​May we never ​and right​

​of happiness​
​friendship​Another special event​
​One more reason​May all your ​
​with you​do​

​Happy birthday​For eternity, together we will ​a new start​
​When our lives ​As bitter as ​
​Are a very ​Is way too ​
​of days​my side​

​I can never ​

Funny Best Friend Poems For Her Birthday

​things that were ​And take things ​that the world​of my worth​Happy birthday​

​track​that they feel​And listen to ​and bad​

Life’s Journey

​Not now, not never​9) Been through a ​
​where I am, come what may​to express​to let you ​
​make a promise​ Our friendship, feels genuine and ​
​It adapts according ​Happy birthday​

​uncharted territory​
​In your life, sad or bleak​I hope that ​
​Always come true​my world go ​
​tick like clockwork​celebration​

​My life, is incomplete​many things​
​For the way ​4) What I am ​
​ride, but I​From smiles to ​
​arguments​you​

​Such a loyal ​Even when you ​I’ve given you ​
​lies​
​is, when​you​
​Nor do I ​

​Almighty​

​A friend brings ​brings a halo​friend​have an end​Without any problems ​Is the only ​

Age and Laughter

​friend​Or any such ​
​friendship is perfect​fight​Lots of love ​
​Wishing a happy ​Our bond is ​Happy birthday​
​I’ll always be ​Unshakeable, despite a rough ​

​through every season​have come undone​
​The test of ​that it’s a mix​
​being best friends​and you​
​21) The meaning of ​a new dress​or progress​

​Is not money ​

​Us apart from ​sense, you are​to each day​with​19) Without you, my life​Best friends, we were meant ​ Fate had already ​Happy birthday​lovely tune​wind, making all the ​

Young at Heart

​Striding through bliss ​To each other, before we cut ​
​lame​
​through fate​Regardless of wrong ​
​Bring you lots ​To celebrate our ​

​cause​15) One more birthday​
​worries away​
​the cool stuff ​easiest thing to ​
​end​in you, my friend​

​Always give us ​a day​
​Last forever​
​friends like us​my life​
​Without you, even the best ​

​12) With you by ​

Elephant Frown

​life throws​You reminded of ​to laugh​
​Whenever I felt ​You reminded me ​
​chosen on​other’s lives on ​
​And share all ​

​each other shine​Through good times ​
​regret I have​xoxo​
​And no matter ​I also want ​
​I also want ​8) On your birthday, I want to ​

​fake​Our friendship, flows like water​
​on me​And wade into ​
​be a moment​
​for you​birthdays​

​But you, are what makes ​

​But you, make my life ​On your birthday ​wings​Owes itself to ​reason​

Kangaroo Birthday Fight

​xoxo​Friendship isn’t an easy ​
​moments​There’ve been massive ​
​Is nothing without ​do to deserve​
​the time​

​many fights​2) I’ve spoken many ​
​Is what life ​
​When spent with ​past​
​I thank the ​brings a glow​

​A best friend ​as my best ​
​It will never ​with each other​
​25) Best Friends Forever​am that true ​
​many such stereotypes​

​ I don’t believe that ​best friends never ​
​With this poem​withhold​than gold​
​flow​last​
​happy and sad​We have lasted ​

​My life would ​

​have stood​What they don’t know is ​Everyone thinks that ​But it’s only me ​Happy birthday​new car or ​Is not promotion ​my smile​life never keeps​In the true ​I look forward ​to share stuff ​Happy birthday​other, never loathe​

Birthday Antique

​friend, not your enemy​
​sing​Weather, just right, to hum a ​
​Just watching the ​
​for life​These promises, we must make​
​Between best friends, that is too ​Through quarrels or ​
​fight​
​year​moment​
​One more sweet ​
​on your birthday​
​It drives my ​
​And do all ​
​It is the ​
​itself, comes to an ​
​That I have ​what, destiny will​
​I know, there will come ​
​13) Nothing in life, nothing ever​is that best ​

​Your effect on ​

​dawn​Happy birthday​dark a storm ​wrong​You reminded me ​a dearth​dumps​In my life, you are the ​To keep each ​each other heal​10) Best friends help ​really are​Not a single ​Birthday​success​ever let go​

Careless Birthday

​miss​to you​It is sweet, cute and never ​
​with a tape​Always fall back ​
​new heights​There should never ​
​The very best ​6) Wishes made on ​

​born​
​of the internet​
​to you​A best friend, who’s given me ​
​has shaped up​There is another ​

​in life​
​strife​
​There’ve been dark ​aplenty​
​But one thing’s for sure, my life​What did I ​

​Backing me all ​

​I’ve picked up ​Happy Birthday​no end​a new start​1) I can’t change the ​makes life worthy​A best friend ​light into life​Except have you ​like time​We get along ​Happy birthday​is that I ​I don’t believe in ​do​24) I don’t believe that ​

Childhood Games

​friend​troubles it can ​
​Are more precious ​No matter what, happiness will always ​
​time, our friendship will ​Whether we were ​
​for a reason​

​my best friend​
​proud that we ​
​games​
​lows​that it knows​

​Is you, my bestie, I confess​Is not a ​
​my smile​20) The reason behind ​
​I hope that ​In the sun, aimlessly lay​Because of you​
​Not having anyone ​life, can’t you see?​

​To like each ​To be your ​
​to dance and ​
​afternoon​Happy birthday​
​be best friends ​Forever, supporting each other​game​

​separate​16) May we never ​
​May the coming ​Yet another special ​
​One more occasion​Is my wish ​
​you is awesome​to be myself​

​your best friend​

​Even if time ​indestructible faith​But no matter ​It’s a fact, that will change, never​Happy birthday​ All I know ​full of yawns​becomes a bright ​sight​No matter how ​Whenever anything was ​upon me​You’ve never created ​down in the ​in a million​

Fun Birthday

​each other’s back​Best friends help ​
​Happy birthday​
​Is what we ​
​We have, together​by, to say Happy ​
​you nothing but ​
​During tough times, I will never ​
​your life, I will never ​
​Here’s wishing, a happy birthday ​
​Our friendship, tastes like cake​

​It can’t be measured ​

Perfect Gift

​well, that you can​
​you soar to ​
​Everything you seek​I wish​
​Happy birthday​

​of tomorrow are ​
​Reddit, is the face ​That’s my toast ​
​being you​How my life ​
​My doing alone​for anything else ​

​From happiness to ​
​when we didn’t talk​
​3) There’ve been fights ​
​clue​wrong​

​Yet, through this chaos​



​promises​real friend​
​A road with ​​Every day is ​
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