Funny Marriage Quotes

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​life are not ​can find such ​now. Act like it.​• If you want ​the years.​• Problems in marriage ​

​is one who ​something you don’t like. You’re a unit ​for you. Think different 😉 LOL​people together through ​murdered.​

​can spend. A successful woman ​your spouse does ​2 women, they will fight ​threads which sew ​better or being ​than his wife ​your mom if ​with you. But, if you marry ​together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny ​

​someone, if suicide is ​makes more money ​• Don’t run to ​

​one woman, she will fight ​hold a marriage ​marriage. It's like asking ​is one who ​remains a secret. – Henny Youngman​• If you marry ​• Chains do not ​marriage Vs Arrange ​• A successful man ​a happy marriage ​

​his checkbook open.​

​enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.​people discuss Love ​fighting with strangers. – Alan King​• The secret of ​mouth shut and ​warm and far ​• It's funny when ​keeping us from ​the window open.​to keep his ​keep each other ​life. – Rita Rudner​• Marriage is nature’s way of ​who can't sleep with ​marriage should learn ​logs together, near enough to ​rest of your ​stay together. – Hemant Joshi​the window shut, and a woman ​wants a happy ​rule: Keep the two ​annoy for the ​other, but still they ​who can't sleep with ​• The husband who ​there’s one easy ​you want to ​coin; They just can’t face each ​by a man ​the one that's mad.​fire burning brightly ​one special person ​sides of a ​alliance entered into ​steps ahead is ​• To keep the ​to find that ​• After marriage, husband & wife becomes two ​

​ • Marriage is an ​street, the one that's a few ​marriage.​married. It's so great ​

​he gives money.​a new wife.​walking down the ​into fruit at ​• I love being ​is honey when ​

​new car or ​a married couple ​flower which turns ​me.​mute and Husband ​wife, it's either a ​• When you see ​• Love is a ​u more than ​when she is ​

​door for his ​fight.​if you’d stayed single.​someone who loves ​• Million dollar truth..Wife is cute ​opens a car ​bed mad, stay up and ​

​wouldn’t have had ​you'll never find ​her.​• When a man ​is on fire. Never go to ​the trouble you ​

​that aside and ​he is in ​restaurant.​each other, unless the house ​you through all ​mad, put all of ​gets, the more interested ​coming at a ​

​• Never yell at ​• Spouse: someone who’ll stand by ​

​annoying, say dumb stuff, make you really ​woman can have: the older she ​you see food ​forgivers.​he marries.​

​• I may be ​best husband a ​you get when ​of two good ​loves the girl ​once. – Ogden Nash​• An archaeologist is ​the same feeling ​is the union ​he loves; a happier man ​to forget it ​wife wants.​who gives you ​

​• A happy marriage ​marries the girl ​wife's birthday is ​house, do what your ​• Marry the one ​king.​

Funny Marriage Quotes

​• A happy man ​to remember your ​peace in your ​

​philosopher. – Socrates​always protect her ​wife 😉​• The best way ​• If you want ​a bad wife, you'll become a ​game of chess, the queen should ​allows only one ​house.​other’s waves.​a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get ​

​is like a ​cook. But the law ​him inside the ​to ride each ​– get married! If you get ​• A good marriage ​is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good ​gets much worse, I might let ​to be able ​• By all means ​entire house.​a wife who ​watching. If the snow ​succeed in marriage. You just need ​

​life around.​money through the ​• Every man wants ​the window and ​same wavelength to ​to turn a ​haven't seen any ​

​late.​in front of ​be on the ​have the potential ​got married I ​it was too ​

​husband is standing ​• You don’t need to ​of caring. All of which ​with my vision, ever since I ​got married. And by then ​started snowing my ​with age.​

​the smallest act ​have a problem ​was until I ​• Ever since it ​like good wine, it gets better ​a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, a honest compliment, a touch or ​• I think I'm starting to ​what real happiness ​

​their face!​

​• Good marriage is ​the power of ​than my wife. LOL!​• I never knew ​leave footprints on ​every morning.​• Often we underestimate ​

​thief spends less ​seems too short.​we want to ​start over again ​

​going have babies???”​find that the ​conversation which always ​our lives and ​like farming, you have to ​marry?” to “When are you ​it was to ​is a long ​on our hearts. Others walk into ​successful marriage is ​promotion from “When will you ​got stolen..what a relief ​

​• A happy marriage ​and leave footprints ​• Remember that creating ​• Congrats on your ​wife's credit card ​a car battery. – Erma Bombeck​

​into our lives ​a marriage. – Lord Byron​– It's my fault.​• One day my ​guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with ​• Some people walk ​death, all comedies by ​successful marriage: I'm sorry dear ​go, she'll start shopping. It looks Romantic, but it's actually Economic.​• Marriage has no ​a turtle, and definitely lost.​finished by a ​• Words for a ​if you let ​wake up. – Evelyn Hendrickson​a white horse… He's obviously riding ​• All tragedies are ​

​hot anymore.​the mall because ​in the night: first the ring, and then you ​not coming on ​war. – Gilbert K. Chesterton​used to it, it's not so ​• Hold your wife's hand in ​



​a phone call ​• My prince is ​adventure, like going to ​a hot bath. Once you get ​on her face.​• Marriage is like ​the real winner.​

​• Marriage is an ​• Marriage is like ​be easily seen ​trouble." – Raymond Hull​gives up is ​

​chapters in PROSE.​end.​husband it will ​causes all the ​more, the one that ​and the remaining ​

​build till the ​has a good ​together afterward that ​who loves who ​written in POETRY ​much love you ​

​• When a wife ​happy. It’s the living ​is arguing over ​initial chapter is ​beginning but how ​her.​

​• "All marriages are ​• When a couple ​book which the ​have in the ​and that's how you'll never lose ​

​you. – Helen Rowland​when unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gabor​• Marriage is a ​much love you ​

​to win her ​to talk to ​fires – they go out ​distant memory.​not about how ​you're still trying ​down his newspaper ​

​• Husbands are like ​friends” will be a ​• Married life is ​• Treat her like ​you; after marriage, he won’t even lay ​anything back.​• After marriage, “Spending time with ​up.​

​expect from men.​life to serve ​you never get ​‘Forever..”​

​it; whenever you're right shut ​what they should ​lay down his ​like an Insurance, you pay, pay, keep paying and ​should be titled ​cup, Whenever you're wrong admit ​

​teaching your daughters ​that he would ​• Marriage is just ​life and it ​love in the ​

​women, and you are ​• Before marriage, a man declares ​wants!​

​about your marriage ​marriage brimming with ​they should treat ​fight tomorrow.​any direction she ​

​write a book ​• To keep your ​your sons how ​to win the ​turn the head ​• You both should ​in a relationship.​

Funny Marriage Quotes

​treat her. You are teaching ​rest in order ​and she may ​loving wife. Congrats.​but to unity ​

​noticing how you ​fighting – you’ll need your ​is a neck ​now having a ​to each other ​well..Your children are ​up all night ​

​of the house, but a woman ​outs but you ​marriage, you're sacrificing not ​

​ • Husbands, love your wives ​angry than stay ​be the head ​for you. No more beers, no more night ​

​the sacrifice in ​defense.​go to bed ​• A man can ​of the end ​• When you make ​

​marriage, it is love; After marriage, it is self ​Angry, it’s better to ​and grow!​• Well now it's the beginning ​away.​a woman's hand before ​

​• Go to Bed ​it can blossom ​phrase, “Yes Dear.”​or she'll take it ​

​a man holds ​in the moment.​and watered so ​

​saying this simple ​it to her ​• They say when ​she looks great ​

​– Keep it fed ​depends on spouses ​

​and take. You'd better give ​marriage happy.​fit. Tell your wife ​

​like a flower ​• A happy marriage ​• Marriage is give ​happy — you make your ​that no longer ​

​ • Remember marriage is ​every year.​for 25 years..then we met!!​• Marriage doesn't make you ​look in outfits ​banking. It’s called marriage.​

​of renewing it ​wife live happily ​it'.​she used to ​faster than electronic ​you the option ​

​• Me and my ​know ‘What goes in ​wife for how ​that is even ​does not give ​

​to everyone else.​for it really ​the Past, don’t compliment your ​of transferring funds ​

​a contract which ​given your best ​casserole, only those responsible ​• Don’t Live in ​• There’s a way ​

​equivalent of signing ​after you have ​is like a ​sound to you.​it.​• Marriage is the ​of yourself; not what's left over ​

​• A good marriage ​stupid his problems ​own way. And second, let her have ​very long time. Best wishes.​the very best ​each other.​

​your spouse. No matter how ​she's having her ​last for a ​give your spouse ​

​much you love ​really listening to ​wife happy. First, let her think ​your marriage could ​• Always strive to ​

​is about how ​minutes a day ​necessary to keep ​attract – If that's the case ​dishes.'​you've been together. A happy marriage ​

​• Spend a few ​• Two things are ​• They say opposite ​marriage: ‘I'll do the ​of days, months or years ​

​some work done.​everything.​tragedy. Congratulations.​words for successful ​won't eat all ​then to get ​

​the best of ​a lot of ​on the number ​you say.​times!​• In life we ​• Welcome to the ​are.​

​• Before marrying someone, you should first ​in love with ​love story and ​wonderful institution, but who wants ​you can live ​trying to dance ​

​imperfect couple learns ​hoping they will ​I'm crazy, however he's the one ​

​love many times, and always with ​• Marriage is a ​aren't even listening.​• Husbands are the ​who have a ​

Funny Marriage Quotes

​• Marriage is the ​handled by his ​• Marriage is just ​ • Marriage let you ​marriage: 1. The wife is ​am planning revenge..I am going ​• A man is ​• Marriage is when ​a noun, it's a verb. It isn't something you ​• Listening to wife ​

​& understand him more..If u want ​can't live without ​• Some relationships are ​one of them.​forgets them. – Ogden Nash​

​• Marriage is the ​so easy, it's just like ​one person is ​a blind wife ​a long lasting ​

​marry." –Tom Mullen​when we marry ​you don’t find very ​is near to ​

​can be at ​of a lovely ​his footsteps." –Ronald Reagan​knowing someone on ​greater happiness for ​• "A happy marriage ​a true friend, and far happier ​

​they express their ​is one which ​so much how ​together through the ​on the wall." –Doug Fetherling​not taught me ​silent unspeakable memories ​

​other in all ​• "What greater thing ​be both able ​marriage is companionship, and the woman ​other." –Unknown​

​• "A perfect marriage ​adversities. If you can ​and your spouse ​flirting with your ​

​Marriage Quotes About ​eyes full of ​can border on ​day." –Fawn Weaver​watching the color ​

​life to start ​you want to ​every time I ​requires falling in ​stand apart, And the oak ​hand of Life ​

​lute are alone ​together and be ​one cup. Give one another ​be a moving ​heavens dance between ​Romantic Marriage Quotes​

​to accept that ​• "Love isn’t a state ​and delighting their ​admirable than when ​joy you must ​

​sing a song ​of you." –Hermann Hasse​live with, marry the one ​on X-Rays, But you know ​remembering to take ​

​• "Marriage has no ​to do it." –Ann Bancroft​to get most ​when you can’t fall asleep ​trading in the ​life." –Rita Rudner​

​to find that ​you, so that they ​doesn't remember anything ​close them at ​

​journey!​together.​who they really ​well.​married, you were madly ​end of a ​• Marriage is a ​

​• Don't marry someone ​is two people ​the ‘perfect couple' comes together. It's when an ​

​change. Men marry women ​• My husband thinks ​requires falling in ​wife told you.​anyone because they ​

​and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner​• I think men ​you shut up, you're married.​who cannot be ​life.​read rule no. 1 again.​

​to a happy ​heart so I ​her master's degree.​partner every day.​• Marriage is not ​to understand her..​

​with a man, love him less ​time, but they still ​wife has $5, she has $25 😉​of your choices, your wife is ​another who never ​park is..'Jurassic Park!'​• Married Life is ​relationship in which ​

​would be between ​you to have ​the ones we ​• "Happy marriages begin ​

​that warmth that ​one you love ​is if you ​

​has the tranquility ​the sound of ​of a day ​• "There is no ​

​wife." –Franz Schubert​man who finds ​in the way ​• "A good marriage ​marriage is not ​threads, which sew people ​a single shadow ​• "Your absence has ​

​each other in ​joined for life–to strength each ​aspirations." –Elbert Hubbard​ninety-nine years must ​• "The essence of ​

​up on each ​battle." –Unknown​when we face ​when both you ​and don’t ever stop ​full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love." –Miles Davis​morning with their ​

​human offering that ​with each passing ​• "Marriage is like ​rest of your ​• "When you realize ​a flower for ​

Funny Marriage Quotes

​• "A successful marriage ​of the temple ​each other’s keeping. For only the ​strings of a ​loaf. Sing and dance ​drink not from ​love: Let it rather ​

​winds of the ​now." –Fred Rogers​is to strive ​

​music." –Joseph Campbell​wife, confounding their enemies ​nobler or more ​full value of ​fancy car, but because they ​

​what love is, it is because ​one you can ​backache; It doesn’t show up ​just spiritual communion, it is also ​

​forgivers." –Ruth Bell Graham​they’re too old ​• "The best way ​

​• "You know you’re in love ​• "Marriage is like ​rest of your ​married. It’s so great ​is not based ​favorite cereal than ​

​best friend who ​open. However, after marriage it‘s better to ​to repent! Have an amazing ​to think alike, but to think ​slow internet, just to see ​

​each other as ​• Before you got ​• Marriage marks the ​live without.​the same time.​• A long marriage ​is not when ​

​hoping they will ​its sight.​• A successful marriage ​the way your ​

​with. They'll never tell ​marriage. They’ve experienced pain ​with the enemy.​you shut up, you're wise. If you're right and ​overgrown male child ​rest of your ​

​slap yourself and ​• Two golden rules ​• He stole my ​a woman gets ​you love your ​say: “I Agree!”​

​and never try ​to be happy ​disagree all the ​

​$20 and your ​of them; Never be proud ​remember anniversaries and ​is that the ​the husband.​• Marriage is a ​

​• A good marriage ​& Quotes' that will help ​when we love ​

​all about." –Bruce Forsyth​same room, and you feel ​content because the ​a happy marriage ​

​of a comet; a happy marriage ​is waiting for ​at the end ​seems too short." –André Maurois​friend in his ​

​• "Happy is the ​the individuals and ​deal with incompatibility." –Leo Tolstoy​

​making a happy ​together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny ​together we cast ​parting?" –George Eliot​all sorrow, to minister to ​that they are ​sympathize with your ​

​every morning for ​friends." –Harville Hendrix​refuse to give ​won half the ​

​tested the most ​test of times ​dating your wife ​with their hair ​’em in the ​anyhow—this is a ​

​more stunningly beautiful ​Sally​with somebody, you want the ​forever." –Alfred Tennyson​• "If I had ​

​in each other’s shadow." –Khalil Gibran​near together: For the pillars ​music. Give your hearts, but not into ​be alone, Even as the ​from the same ​

​souls. Fill each other’s cup but ​a bond of ​togetherness, And let the ​

​she is, right here and ​struggle. To love someone ​friendship set to ​as man and ​• "There is nothing ​• "To get the ​for their looks, or their clothes, or for their ​• "If I know ​

​• "Never marry the ​lot like a ​• "Marriage is not ​of two good ​suggest that perhaps ​your dreams." –Dr. Seuss​of one." –Mae West​marriage, half shut afterwards." –Benjamin Franklin​

​annoy for the ​• "I love being ​• A happy marriage ​has a different ​

​like having a ​our eyes wide ​married life. It‘s too late ​marriage is not ​a computer with ​be mad at ​

​a wrestling match.​an institution?​who you cannot ​two solos at ​differences.​

Funny Marriage Quotes

​• A great marriage ​• Women marry men ​• Love is blind. But marriage restores ​& wife shops..​you don't succeed..try doing it ​share your secrets ​

​better prepared for ​which you sleep ​• If you're wrong and ​for adopting an ​person for the ​she is wrong ​Last Name.​is married. After that, he is finished. – Zsa Zsa Gabor​

​his bachelor's degree and ​do. It's the way ​the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you ​with a women, love her more ​

​• If u want ​Jerry, they argue and ​is simple. If you have ​

​your wife's choices, you are one ​person who never ​the park. But the problem ​the other is ​husband. – Michel de Montaigne​a lovely couple. Happy Reading..!!​

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​within four walls, if you are ​• "The secret to ​the fleeting brilliance ​of that door ​approaching a door ​conversation which always ​finds that true ​Happy Marriage Quotes​

​and growth in ​but how you ​• "What counts in ​hold a marriage ​shown that when ​of the last ​each other in ​two human souls, than to feel ​jokes and to ​

​the coffee urn ​of becoming passionate ​imperfect people who ​adversities as one, as a team, then you have ​things better. And we are ​

​• "Marriage stands the ​• "Don’t ever stop ​’em at night ​• "If you love ​seen by somebody, then, and be loved ​the fall; ever changing and ​possible." –When Harry Met ​of your life ​

​through my garden ​same person." –Mignon McLaughlin​cypress grow not ​hearts. And stand together, yet not too ​with the same ​one of you ​but eat not ​shores of your ​

​but make not ​spaces in your ​way he or ​active noun like ​• "Love is a ​see eye-to-eye keep house ​divide it with." –Mark Twain ​

​hear." –Oscar Wilde​• "You don’t love someone ​without." –Unknown​

​Sweet Marriage Quotes​• "Love is a ​a car battery." –Erma Bombeck​is the union ​something is to ​finally better than ​

​for the sarcasm ​wide open before ​you want to ​Funny Marriage Quotes​of yours 😉​• Marry someone who ​

​• Being married is ​should always keep ​dangerous world of ​• The goal in ​make them use ​each other. Now you will ​

​the start of ​to live in ​with, marry the person ​a duet and ​to enjoy their ​not.​who married me.​the same person.​workshop..where husband works ​

​• If at first ​best people to ​pierced ear are ​only war in ​parents anymore..​a fancy word ​annoy one special ​always right. 2. When you feel ​to take his ​

​incomplete until he ​a man loses ​get. it's something you ​is like reading ​to be happy ​each other.​like Tom and ​• Maths after marriage ​

​• Never laugh at ​bond between a ​a walk in ​always right and ​and a deaf ​

​married life & will make you ​We have consolidated ​the ones we ​often, then that is ​

​you, either upstairs or ​peace with someone ​sunset." –Ann Landers​

​• "Sensual pleasures have ​the other side ​a man than ​is a long ​

​is he who ​love." –Pearl S. Buck​allows for change ​compatible you are ​years." –Simone Signoret​• "Chains do not ​

​to be alone, it merely has ​at the moment ​labor, to rest on ​is there for ​to appreciate your ​you face across ​

​ • "Marriage, ultimately, is the practice ​is just two ​sail through the ​work towards making ​husband." –Unknown​

​Commitment​crust; if you love ​miraculous." –Elizabeth Gilbert​• "To be fully ​of leaves in ​

​as soon as ​spend the rest ​thought of you… I could walk ​love many times, always with the ​

​tree and the ​can contain your ​though they quiver ​joyous, but let each ​of your bread ​sea between the ​you. Love one another ​• "Let there be ​

​person exactly the ​of perfect caring. It is an ​friends." –Homer​two people who ​have someone to ​only you can ​

​• "Who, being loved, is poor?" –Oscar Wilde​you cannot live ​it’s there." –George Burns​out the trash." –Joyce Brothers​

​guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with ​• "A happy marriage ​husbands to do ​



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