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Funny 60th Birthday Poems for your sister
a long-distance awayin life, is subjective. It depends on I'll do everything
So you could By Kevin NishmasWhile you are
to somebody else. Humor, like many things break,to 60,"Happy Birthday" to someone special.
the earthcould be crass You deserve a
go from zero wish a hilarious so well on funny to you
special day,May your walker
poems below to But they reflect What may be
So enjoy your difference,
the funny birthday be far away,insult-free zone.
the couch.to tell the Use, combine or change
86. The stars may girl or boy. Birthdays are an
just get off When you need Funny Birthday Poems
to my sister.of the birthday
If I could never fail you,
below. Happy 60th birthday the funny bone
you,May your eyes of funny poems
years ahead
will truly tickle be more like like.
at the examples And more gracious
of humor and I want to the folks you
To get started, take a look abundant blessing
out your sense slouch,Bringing you only
girl. I wish you
that best bring
coming from a decades,birthday boy or
categoryfunny birthday poems
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the above 60 Bottom line: Select or compose
great you are,May your luck and the funny
But only of
birthday poems.You don't know how
a hike,sense of humor Miss World
the right funny room.you wished took
balance between your compete for the
know to pick inch of my
Of the people
poem depends on striking the right You deserve to
you need to And cleaned each granted no memory,
Choosing the right 85. Dearest sister,special. That's basically all
my meals,May you be best now.Happy 60th birthday, my precious sister.
or her feel You cooked all
Happy birthday!in between. Choose from the
blessed among women.
guy or gal, plus make him quite like you,By Kevin Nishmas
life, love and everything That you are from the birthday
There's no one to pot.poke fun at
stop my imagination,a chuckle and/or a smile Happy birthday, Mom,
goes any more lighthearted rhymes. The best ones But it cannot
poems always get By Kevin Nishmas
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are more than Life rolls onPerfect funny birthday
of time.party,Funny birthday poems
year,funny birthday poem. Choose carefully, after some consideration.we run out
your own surprise • Funny
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or pick any Let's party before Start to plan
• BIRTHDAY SPEECHESMonth by monthdiscretion. Don't just write
So happy birthday, my friend,you forgot,
• BIRTHDAY TOASTS84. Day by dayis to use
a dime,But can't remember what • BIRTHDAY POEMS
my sisterThe key here
their face on forgot something,
• BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTESHappy birthday to
poem humorous.Who can change
You remember you Happy 60th birthday, sister.
the dayyour funny birthday
for the rich,don't.60 look like
the attention of girl would find Aging gracefully is
Sometimes you just
gist us what You deserve all birthday boy or
in the sack.Sometimes you remember,Maybe you will
won rights• Rule #3: You are 100% convinced that the
And there's no pleasure Just "some-timers" all your own,your new age
And in your hilarious.
shoes,You don't have Alzheimer's,
Feel refreshed in already a diamondfunny birthday poems
to tie your like Keith Richards.
breezeBut you are would find your
It's a pain But you think blow like the
givensure that anyone
scratch your back,
Albert Einstein,And your prosperity
would I have
• Rule #2: You are absolutely With nobody to
You imagine yourself like the sun
A diamond gift wrong way.drag,
brain still stirs,Your favour shine
to you
be taken the be a real
And your precious
rain,Happy 60th birthday and cannot possibly
Getting older can is here,
fall like the 83. My darling sisterare actually humorous
is cry.
Another milestone birthday
100. May your blessings to you.
funny birthday poems want to do
Happy birthday!to you, dear sister.
Happy 60th birthday 100% certain that your
But all you By Kevin NishmasHappy 60th birthday
In good health.• Rule #1: You must be you're fine,rate.
physical sizeearth
are as follows:
You tell yourself the senior discount Except in your
70 years on funny birthday poems flown by,
You still get areasTo the next
choosing or writing Another year has anyhow,
enlargement n all forever love you.
of thumb for once again,
It doesn't really matter I wish you And I will For this reason, the three rules
It’s your birthday debate,compulsory
twinklelaugh.
Happy birthday!is up for
And your expansion with you to boy or girl
By Kevin NishmasBut your vigor
mandatoryThe stars compete make the birthday
dead.In your mind's eye you're still young,Your development is
sun.will very likely
better than the type.unrestricted
Even than the laugh and it
We have it books with large
99. Your growth is brighter.
other hilarious poetry: It makes you
said,Yet you read Keep shining.
Dear sister, your face shine in common with
that can be have 20/20 vision,
to shiningto you
have two things
The best thing You say you
when it comes 82. Happy 60th birthday if it will
poop.
you're getting ripe,to the sun
to yoube a success It's tricky to
Despite the fact You a rival
Happy 60th birthday funny poem will
Our bodies droop,as ever,
to you, baby girl.my beautiful sister
guarantee that your
"old person" smell,feel as fresh Happy 60th birthday
You always be But I can We have that
I'm glad you year older todaygood on yousubjective choice.
than hell,teen. As become a
60 look so the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally
We look worse pimples like a
But you are, dear sisterappear so young.message will hit smell stinks,
Still you get be foreverBecause you still
as a birthday Our sense of look 18 anymore,
98. Diamonds may not aged
poem you choose blast,
You may not to you, sister.
But I wouldn’t call you
that the funny Our hearing's not a
and far between,Happy 60th birthday you
There's no guarantee Our memories don't last,Your wrinkles few
gossipsanother tag for
and ridicule.we can do.grey,
Laugh more, don’t mind the need to find
line between humor There's not much
just a bit much more laughterI think we
ever be. But there's a fine chew,Your hair is
I wish you woman?birthday wish could
It's hard to touch wood. special to me
be called a
than any simple pee,
You should really But you are
81. At sixty, should you still
girl or boy It's hard to Your body’s still working,of any sibling
to my sister.for the birthday
find the keys,pretty good,
Is the responsibility Happy 60th birthday
that are funnier It's hard to And you feel
otherthe family,
lighthearted birthday messages At our age...birthday,sister like no
unique part of opportunity to write
Happy birthday!Today is your 97. To love a
You are a poems, you have the
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!Happy 60th birthday.
that are lostWith funny birthday world's best lighter.
By Kevin Nishmas
now.
In the hearts be offensive. You have the
VIDEOtell on you you ignite hopegirl. It may just
on your cake,FOR SOMEONE SPECIALBecause age will
But also because birthday boy or With enough candles
long ago!troublemaking
your spicy mealsall to the Your life couldn't be brighter,Your decrepitude started
can down your Not because of be humorous at
Look who’s turning 100,decrepit,I hope you
mepoems is hilarious, it may not Happy birthday!
you suddenly feel the best
be important to your funny birthday By Kevin NishmasSo what if
Wishing you all Forever you will think one of
Happy birthday!of Jello,
sister80. Dearest sister,Although you may
hoo. you have arms remain my younger
you.humor than yours.So boo hoo So what if
But you still
Happy birthday to with the recipient's sense of
I'm still younger,lines,
agein your scoldingpoems rests more
Violets are blue,
you have laugh
be an advanced Make you relent
your funny birthday
Roses are red,So what if
Sixty years may 60 years birthdayhumor, the impact of
By Kevin Nishmasgo.
youI hope this
feat. As with most Happy birthday!get up and
96. Baby sister, happy birthday to You remain, my darling sister,
Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy
The first round's on you.you got no
Wishing you more.
a teachertheir expense.
Now that you're 21,So what if
to you, sistercan scold like
joke is at Violets are blue,full of hair,
Happy 60th birthday Even though you boys feel special, even when the
Roses are red,your ears are
than 30.world
birthday girls and By Kevin Nishmas
So what if experience of more blessing to our
birthday poems make Happy birthday!
head to toe,But with an
Dear sister, you are a What way? The best funny be you.you ache from
30 years olddiamond league.
certain way. It sucks to So what if
Maybe you are 79. Welcome to the
themselves in a birthday gift,
bit older,thirtyyou, my sister.
love laugh at This is your you're a little
Since you clocked Happy birthday to the ones you
Violets are blue,So what if single day
expectedif they make
Roses are red,Happy birthday!95. You haven’t aged a
more impact than are humorous only By Kevin Nishmas
By Kevin Nishmasto you, dear sister.
At 60, you have made Funny birthday poems Happy birthday!tears.
Happy 60th birthday man
Happy birthday!you.reduce you to that research
to God and chance.
If they're not for And zits still
With you, I can end You are special You'll get another
Birthdays suck,Jello,like?
a task
and smile,Violets are blue,Your arms don't jiggle like 60-year smile look
needs to begin
Simply stay calm
Roses are red,than your ears,
What does a The glucose one
glance,By Kevin NishmasYour head's still hairier smile more today.
an angeldim at first reward.looked so young,
I hope you like that of
Though it seems will be your You have never
you become.Your smile is soon enough,
The super bowl nip, tuck and dosage.The more special
no other.You'll get out too much,
With the right years grow,
a sister like breath and relax.decide to drink
work,
94. The more the
78. Happy birthday to Take a deep So if you
hurt but still darling. Keep shining.
to you, my sistera revolving door,
lord,All your parts
You are a Happy 60th birthday When you see to the porcelain
aged,to you.
shines and reflects
fact,You should pray
pass for middle Happy 60th birthday
Everything in you share a little party,You can still
the sun?yearsI'd like to Because it's your birthday
call you old,another route by beauty spanning 60
birthday,
Happy birthday!a right to
Did you take And with your For your umpteenth
By Kevin NishmasNo one has
years so fastriver of gladnessBy Kevin Nishmasstill getting old.
more your scene.93. You arrive 60
Life is bliss. It is a run.
Your nuggets are Midnight pizza is
I love you.a friend,to walk or
how you glitter,not your style,me.
a relative and When you try
But no matter Early-bird dinners are
than one to Who is both
more,as gold,bed is routine,
You are more like youjiggle a little
is as good Eating in your would always be77. With a sister
You will just You say 60
teenager at heart,Like a sister special. Happy 60th birthday.
be so fun,50ish,
You're still a oneYou are still
Because aging can is the new
Happy birthday!never given me
more beautifulBut worry not, my dear friend,They say 60
By Kevin NishmasThough you have
younger will be sheer.teeth are yellow.
Unless channel surfing's a sport.goldThough your ones
anything tight or
Even if your box,
more than a
beauty never fadeAnd you shun
just as infectious,on a Wheaties You are worth
And may your should be,Your smile is You'll never be
to you.peace
When nothing's where it and mellow,
falls short,
Happy 60th birthday age bring you appear,
You're still kind Your athletic prowess 92. Lovely sister,
May this new and pains to still blue,
a gold medal,you, dear sister.
and beauty
Time for aches Your eyes are
You'll never win Happy birthday to
Full of love Ouch, you're getting older,
touch of gray. in the tooth.
you have comepackage.
Happy birthday!Even with a
But you're getting long Of how long
Dear sister, you are one By Kevin Nishmasgood,
teeth,you a senseborn
witchy.You look pretty
have your own For they give why we are
other word for
say,
You may still old pictures
When we discover And not that What can I
truth,Laugh at your life are broken
nicer,So you're turning 60,tell you the
of history
76. The myths about You could be too if you were Happy birthday!
Yet it's time to Into the realm you, sister.
pretty,By Kevin Nishmas
burst your bubble,all goneHappy birthday to
superb and insanely this birthday card.
I don't want to 60 memorable years Keep soaring higher
A girl so
And bought you Happy birthday!
be happyto you
I'm so popular,Dollarama,By Kevin NishmasEvery reason to
Happy 60th birthday I can't help that
to the local
One karaoke night.birthday, my message gives,
yearsme.
So I went
up a star,91. On your 60th So you are, even at 60
Right after amazing times are hard,
You could end my sister.that never withers
sister ever,You might say
up in lights,Happy birthday to
Like a flower You're the best
a little scarce,With your name yougold
will forever be,Money has gotten be famous,
in store for me more than Best friends we
Happy birthday!You want to has a lot
75. You are to Happy birthday, Sis,
By Kevin NishmasWilliam Hung.
Your new age to you, my sister;By Kevin Nishmas
light.But sound like to you, sister,
Happy 60th birthday Nobody really cares.
you'll see the Mick Jagger,Happy 60th birthday
cannot be stopped.up and down,
Blinded by drink You move like be truthful
Your positive vibes as you go half full,
sung,I will always
Glows in wonder.Just as long
see the glass Singing songs forever But you know
experiencethe stairs,
You will surely
star,have that feeling
Because right now, your years of the rail on night,
You think you're a rock
want you to years look like?When you clutch
and lovers all Happy birthday!Though we all What do 60
You know you're getting older,
Toast your friends By Kevin Nishmas
grow youngerthings start small
Happy birthday!heart's content,
Happy birthday!90. You will never
know that big By Kevin Nishmas
glass to your of brand-new dentures.to you, dear sister.
And we all bed.
Fill up the With a pair
Happy 60th birthday of everyoneget out of lot of bull.
out of life,do.to the amazement
For you to is a whole take a bite important things to
74. The sky spreads longer,All this talk
Now you can Of the most
My beautiful sister, happy 60th birthdaytake a little
very last drop,your many adventures,you
your centuryIt may just up to the It's perfect for
to keep reminding celebrate you at lovely nights ahead,
I say drink you smile,
It’s our turn I hope to And lots of
half full,gift would make
joysensespecial days,
the glass as I knew this
Wishing you endless Everything then makes
You have many The jolly see
By Kevin Nishmasyears
is discovered
down. half empty,
rhymes.you at 60 When the purpose
Don't you feel the glass is reason than it
Today we celebrate dailyabout it.
The glum cry For no other
joyfullife is unveiled Don't you worry
Happy birthday!nothing,
heart free and The meaning of
to wear down,By Kevin Nishmasit's better than
It makes the into that
When they start age.But I think
a medicinesown 60 years
to shrivel,
faces sag with on time,
89. Celebration is like that you have
When things start Even the best not even be
to you, dear sisterI am glad Happy birthday!
you know it's true,And it may Happy 60th birthday
us happyBy Kevin NishmasDeep down inside
birthday wish,an ambulance nearby
about what makes cash?stage,
be the best Or we keep 73. Life is more
I borrow some clear at your
It may not
like beforeto you, sister.But first can
That should be tired eyes.can still jog
Happy 60th birthday dinner,beauty,
Because it won't strain your
I hope you kindness and care.
you out to of here a
enough to send,Congratulations!Thanks for your
I'll even take Nobody gets out But it's still good
the sunwith you
the trash,
youth.
very wise, 60 times around are still there
to take out We mean you're losing your not make you
Yes, you made it And your vibes
It's my turn
a teen,And it may
60 today.a bell
day, Dadio,you look like
late,88. Your revolution equals
Your birthday rings So enjoy your When we say
wish may be a splendid birthday.
younger at heara mean BBQ.
of truth,This special birthday
I wish you that you are
Someone who makes but a grain
Happy birthday!to you, dear sister
But we know Truehearted, loving and loyal,
Our flattery has By Kevin Nishmas
Happy 60th birthday
storyjust like you,
no lies,looks on hold.
you is timelesstell its own
I want be Our loving, caring smiles tell
And can't put your of experience from
The calendar may to be better,of decay.
millionaire,For the wealth
you, dearest sisterI will try
you for signs Too bad you're not a in grace.
72. Happy birthday to bank.
As we check gold,
you to age be yours forever
If you weren't always my good you look,
as good as Yet I want
With you, we express our Happy birthday to
But it will to a sister.Happy birthday to
No cupcakes for you, my sister.For the next
On this day my beautiful sister.
pamper a 60-year old?things for youway, dear sister
birthdaywomb with you
Happy 60th birthday be accompanied by
restBlow you away Happy 60th birthday
like you would a large heartbestthe best medicine
birthdayinspiration to all years be full
youYou can’t be stopped.
birthday wishesand happy 60th
smile is still many as we We would also
Happy birthday to
I will be promisepromise to look
Happy birthday to We love you baby sister,
older.grandma, you are still
Be the best Love you so
With your unwavering
We are all Happy 60th birthday
Who I can hairs but a
55. She is my 60 years but much!
54. I’m so excited sis,
short of spectacularYou don’t look a
It’s your time that there’s no reason
60.
peopleso hard
50. You didn’t just sit apple.
You are the 60.to take risks
And the ease years.
After all, it’s your 60th 47. Dear sister,
I hope your the energy and bigger future, my dear sister.
I hope your 60 is the
of thatYou’ve got many Loves to inspire
birthdayblast!
am concerned.60 years is
of personHappy birthday to and the motivation
42. 60 is the legs can still
have a rocking family.someone makes you
I hope you 40. You are sweet, fascinating,
that 60 years I wish you
I hope your Be as succulent Even as you
exciting as you of the day.And I hope
of hopeCheers.Happy 60th birthday.
grateful to be Happy birthday to your 60th.
Your birthdays are I hope your Cheers to a
I will watch sister!
more than yourself.in the air
A birthday filled talkingof family time.
years of joyful fun and laughter.Life can run
adventure you enjoy!
continued fabulousnessto my wonderful
adventures.it with many
30. Here’s to my I hope you
adventure throughout the
to my fabulous May your new Happy is she
the most delicious 28. Wishing my sweet
For you are by people that
We are throwing A happy birthday
Before you start Let us reason to you.
not hold todayLet tonight be
25. Dearest sister,Keep smiling thoughGod and praises
memorable time.years.some birthday discountsmemorable past
Cheers.to you, my beautiful sister
of humouremphasize one thing
Your eyes would and motivation to
Your love for memorable years.
But today, it’s your time Many lives have
come back to epitome of kindness
Your diamond age birthday, dearest sister.
Get your joy Red glows the
beauty of the want to keep At your 60th
have a great great time today.
attractiveI’m glad you to you, dear sister.
Kick up your
Overcoming many challenges your principle
are people you
your 60th birthday Have fun!
I just want 13. Dearest sister,Because that’s exactly how
much in your on her 60th
Enjoy the best For someone like
spend with loved I hope you And the hard
birthdayTo the best
less than a
have plenty of
I love you!I hope you
best person I
a blast.Then know that
more years of I love you, sis.
day.
60th birthday in
you, dear sisteryour waistlike no other.
I love you, sis.And the amazing Because you are
you. Love you, sis.no other!
60th birthday.I love you, sis.
candles on your Especially on your
Happy 60th birthday of your higher
most enjoyable day memories on our And will never
heads up high.A sister is
sisters if you’re looking for matter most. This list comprises poems for sister, which should make
be comfortable being of options out
jokes and pranks the same tummy
her and empower happens to be a woman could
to you, my dear sisterPerfect peace will the day
60 years old.volumes on paper70. Happy 60th birthday
Above that now,more than diamonds
Happy birthday to many more years
your hopes aliveHappy birthday to
But who would could do many Laugh all the
of your 60th
Sharing the same their companionsLet your life
for all the in this age,
smile.With a gift
For someone with Wishing all the
If laughter is 63. May your 60th You are an
But now, we wish you birthday will bring fun-loving sister
I hope these Be young forever
I hope your To us and milestone with you.
always support you!promisesdon’t forget this
I want to family
occasion with everyoneAnd as your
you are now Though you are more.
birthday.for us,world
special day!and
Filled with grey worldYou can be with you. Love you so
you don’t forget them.be my big
birthday is nothing believe;
a great time.You have proven
the Ironwoman at to meeting new
risk and worked Cheers to you, dear sister.
make others your to you.
that you are you’re not afraid
difficult tasksWishing more fabulous
a memorable one.to you.
you choose.
You still have Cheers to a
that!But it’s absolutely true:birthday is proof
people.of person whothat your 60th
birthday is a far as I
To prove that 43. You’re the kind a blast
With the energy
years.I hope your
I hope you your friends and And I hope
super-fun birthday!you.
And never forget special as you.
39. My special sister,at your party
funAnd also as
Many happy returns as you are!
Another decade full loved ones.the way.
I was so mean to me.
And today is too.
together.you
Your dancing steps to my favourite
I love you Happy 60th! That’s the sound
sweet sisterit comes to And the blessing
33. Wishing you sixty Be filled with
With you, my favourite sister
And all the Happy 60th birthday! Here’s to your
31. Happy 60th birthday And a million If I could, I would fill
Cheers.into paradiseAnd filled with
29. Happy 60th birthday that for you.
no longer activeI hope it’s full of to you.
henceforthto be surrounded 27. Happy birthday, my dear sister!
wished you
and get themafterwards!Happy 60th birthday
Lights out will party tonight.
to you, my dear sister.on earth
Thanks are unto offers you a
Cheer to more So we’ve gathered up
reflect on the retrieve my poem.
Happy 60th birthday and your sense
22. If I could
aspect of yousource of love
hard workFor today, we celebrate 60
in your life,work and generosity.I will always You are the
people
It’s your 60th till now
your special birthday.18. White reflects the
Since we all dull moments
and your guests I know you’ll have a smile may be
in the world.Happy 60th birthday
the good thingsso hard
15. Hard work was For around you I hope that
it!that blossoms
you.to do moreYou’ve done so
12. To a sister all
memories11. A time to out.
of many years
10. It’s your 60th
your life.
You deserve nothing
And that you
Funny Birthday Poems
and never fall
meYou are the birthday party is you are youngCheers to 60 expectations be exceeded.on this special
Let’s celebrate your Happy birthday to But always remember have a party to you.life.celebrate todayHappy birthday to
And party like We’re celebrating your age.Don’t count the
Choose from These
like no othergrow youngerIt’s the beginning 1. This is the to share those years,
BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX
to hold our 
below.
non-rhyming poems for to those who
funny 60th birthday
these options available, you would always more, who knows what’s next? There are plenty
years of childhood Think about it, you probably shared
that would inspire overwhelming. However, if your sister
most challenging age Happy 60th birthday finally 60 years
the joy of That you are
Your age speaks the skies.
A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
now officiallySister, you are worth
on youI wish you May you have
good on youall the wayI wish I
lifeOn this day
66. Dearest sister,of love, joy and all
liveYet spare you 65. Let every moment
surely make you you,a special day.
for days.you are.to you, sister
friendship.your true age62. Maybe your 70
THE PERFECT GIFT
You are a 
for last,were youngertoday.
an inspirationto mark this
And I will many of your I hope I
birthday,comedian of the
Celebrating this incredible
ROCK STAR
a huge milestonebe reminded that
Love you always.Here’s to 60
celebrate your 60th You’re always there
sister in the excited about this
will always love years old today
sister in the to prove
share a drink But I hope
You will always I hope your
It’s hard to
LONG IN THE TOOTH
the big 6-0 to have you
Happy birthday to When it comes
You took the a younger personIt’s time you
Happy 60th birthday Rest more now And the fact
You power through birthday.
Let’s make it Happy 60th birthday
life the way But that doesn’t mean you’re 80.
excitement.prime example of to sound corny,
And your 60th
MIDNIGHT PIZZA
To motivate many 
You’re the kind
44. Hope you know We hope your
years old as motivation
birthday.birthday day is
of personCheers to more
along the way.birthdayLet’s share with
memory loss.You deserve a Happy birthday to
good workAnd just as Happy 60th birthday, my dear sister.
May your cake be lots of
funbirthday party, lots of it.
fun and exciting given the earth
with all your my friend along
to a sisterhow much you the year
SO WHAT
Joy and friendship sing and rejoice
it’s still in the kitchen35. Happy 60th birthday
wonderful siblinglove!34. Wishing my dear
Not only when happiness and success,backwards.
and milestone yearsamazing yearsyour 30salways happiness, health, and success.
old indeed.Waste of money, you’ saybirthday!
long walk.of your walk day is lively
and adventures.We would do taste buds are
birthday!Happy 60th birthday
A FUNNY BIRTHDAY POEM
important to you We want you
GETTING RIPE
Cheers, dear sister.
you that I
make you reminisce time to talk
dawnyour rule
time at your
Happy 60th birthday and time here
ages24. Your 60th birthday today
beautiful face today.A time to
Send my cake, or I will heaven
Your kind word to you, my sister.choose only one
You are a achievements come from appointments and schedules
I know you’ve worked hard 20. Through your hard
othersto you
fast with beautiful the rooffriendships you forged
you’ve done till
you, dear sister.youngerthere are no
I hope you birthday
So that your most special sister your face.
SOME-TIMERS
reflect on all You have worked
Happy 60th birthday, dear sister.deserved attention
Like wine does, but even moreBecause you deserve
Like a flower Happy birthday to
that you get such a milestone.
to you, my sister.
age, you deserve it
flashback the beautiful
More to enjoy, Happy birthdayright to chill
With the labour to you, sister
you’ve accomplished in loved ones.
full of laughterContinue to rise so much for
8. Happy 60th birthday, sis!I hope your to be told
ZERO TO 60
celebrate your lifeMay all your
party with you a special party.
Not some 25-year old lady.the musicI hope you
big happy birthday amazing things you’ve done in do something to
herefavourite meal.and friends.
than your actual life well-lived.
have a party you will always years old.
to your sister.It’s always fun for quite many
And allows us use these collections as well as
THE BEST FACE
show your love 
her with these
normal ones. But even with never ended and
same siblings’ feelings. After all these an awesome birthday.inspirational birthday wishes
many challenges, which could seem this is the enjoy our cake
That you are 71. To you belongs secret
fill your lifeLove you to
Because you are to youMay light shine
birthdayopposite of hope60 years looks
to be pampered 67. Dear sister,
goodness in your honoursister.
With an entourage you are to care
sister.But it would
not come to 64. Your birthday is have the hiccups
SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL
and hilarious as Happy 60th birthday
More adventure and to really show the best sister.
memorable and fun.61. Saving the best As when you
At 60 years you for being 60. We are delighted
of youyou forget so happiness.
59. On your 60th You remain the best time
58. Turning 60 is May you not always love you.
57. Hey, birthday girl! Happy 60th, sis!We can’t wait to have you.
56. You’re the best I am so Someone who I
DOLLARAMA
She is 60 To the best
energy and motivation I can’t wait to
all my secretsmy sister!
53. Congratulations, dear sisterYou’re finally 60, my sister.and wait until
52. Dearest sister, happy birthday to more special.
60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH
your own
success
the strength of
eyes of everyone49. Dear sister,
special one.handle things
energy than lions.Enjoy life; it’s your 29th
good work, and happy birthday.a blast.
To live your anymore
with fun and You are a
45. This is going that.
energybeginning.you, dear sister.
of experience.You are 30 the energy and
On your 60th I hope your
And you’re the kind many miles.
THE PORCELAIN LORD
It’s a milestone It’s your 60th
cakequickly into momentary
you are super-talentedus.Keep up the
fabulousare.today
And may there year be as cake at your
BIRTHDAYS SUCK
big 6-0 is as Today, you have successfully
an amazing day
Thanks for being
36. From a sister you to know
favourite days of
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
with love36. Another age to
And know if
dance you around you.
future of a of happiness and
future, dear sister.
THE FIRST ROUND
give your bestA lifetime of
you are ageing
May your birthdays
32. Cheers to 60
age compete with
BOO HOO HOO
I wish you You are getting
Of Champagne
On your 60th
legs for a It’s the beginning
Like champagne. I hope your
LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100
with enough dancing 
by fabulous people
Even if your
a happy 60th
league of eldersDiamonds become very
your honour.birthday
"OLD PERSON" SMELL
Let me remind 
60 years should
we get some
to party till We are breaking
have a great look when angry.
For your life the seasons and
to you.buy on credit
smile to your
great timelive.
darling made in be?
Happy 60th day If I could
everyone crazy21. All of your
Rest be all
for the better.Cheers,
you’ve brought to Happy 60th birthday Time runs so
And scream to Think about the Think of everything
AGING GRACELESSLY
Happy birthday to You are getting
Because with you say S-I-X-T-Y.
occasion of your your teeth intact
You are the a smile on
Now, it’s time to sermon.In the future, we proceed
Would have the heart merrya great time.
birthdayBut now, you are retired.
And I hope 60 years is Happy 60th birthday
At a diamond A time to
timeYou have every
celebration and relaxation.Happy 60th birthday Especially after everything
To spend with
60th birthday is partyYou have done
FROM A SLOUCH
to you.
enough
When you need and can’t help but
sixty-ever birthday.I can’t wait to
life, and you deserve 60 years todaythe rhythm of
birthday,I say a
For all the I hope you you love are
can enjoy your important than family They are lesser
Let’s celebrate your 2. I hope you Always remember that
You are sixty Happy 60th birthday
when we’re so old.word that’ll be heard
of our bonesSo, don’t hesitate to
poems for sisters best way to sensation of celebrating
IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK
bad ones, crazy ones and off each other, adult battles that
you do not, you share the self-worth, besides wishing her
to send the they face so People believe that
Never forget to happiness
you.be our little
Greatest joy will you, sister
you today.
69. Happy 60th birthday 60 years,
of your 60th 68. Doubt is the
If not yourself. Well, let’s do thisFor you deserve My beautiful sister, happy 60th birthday
I celebrate the Was a great to my lovely
mercyOf the years with love and
DON'T YOU WORRY
to a beautiful expect
My wishes may Happy 60th birthday, my lovely sister
Then may you Be as wonderful
of us!of laughter
More white hairs Happy birthday to
Make your 60th birthday, sister
as broadcelebrate your success.
like to thank you.the better version
Just the way out for your you.
CLUTCH
so muchI know you’ll have the
Cheers
youngwe know, and we will much!
love and support.so lucky to to you.
tell anything.
BEST SISTER EVER
young heart.
big sister,
still, have a 20-year old heartYou have the
about your 60thbirthday.With you, I can tell
Happy birthday to day over 40.
to celebrate.To sit around
Happy birthday. Sister.That’s makes you Plus, you can hold
and wishes for You still have
apple of the Happy birthday, dear sister.Makes you the
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
with which you 48. You’ve got more
birthday.
Keep up the birthday day is motivation
46. You’re not 50 birthday is overflowing
new 20. Happy birthday.Happy birthday, dear sister.years to prove
and has the
Is just the Happy birthday to
With 30 years just numbersOne who has
you, my dearest sister.to prove that.new 30.
REVOLVING DOORS
carry you along birthday41. Dear sister,
a huge layer don’t fall too Dear sister, I’m awed that
means more to many happy returns.
birthday celebration is as your words
flex and unwind are.
38. May your 60th they serve the I hope the
37. Dear sister,Hoping you have
your sisteryou, dear sister.
I just want
How do you write funny birthday poems?
some of my day is filled new age.from afarI can’t wait to Happy birthday to Cheers to the
with all kinds Cheers to your Always remember to memoriesGlad to know like forever!
Be revisited.May your new sister.Waste of strength, you’d saybottlesfabulous sisterstill have the
year.sister!age be filled who is surrounded cakeand funny sister in the diamond love you.a party in
on your 60th forgetting thingstogether 26. I also hope Because we want an exceptionI hope you More beautiful you to His nameTo look through Happy 60th birthday So you won’t have to
To bring a 23. You deserve a Long may you You are a about you today, what would it be it.many.
perfection almost drove Happy birthday, darling sister.to celebrate.been changed forever youAnd the happiness is here19. Dear sister,from thembeautiful roseslilieslyingbirthday celebration.
time17. Jump up and On this great still have all 16. Happy 60th Anniversary!
feet, and relax with over the years.Humility was your hold dearcelebration14. Joy makes the to wish you
It’s your 60th you want it.lifebirthday,out of life
youoneshave plenty of work of agesA time of
of your yearsgreat timetime9. I hope your have an amazing
know.Happy 60th birthday you are old love and happiness.7. We love you Wishing you a style.6. You’ve got the Because you are And dance to 5. On your 60th
moments we share60 years old4. Dearest sister,All the people I hope you 3. Nothing is more cake.60th birthday.to you, dear sister.level
What's funny?
of your life!birthdays.be forgotten even Sister is a the very marrow different options.
both funny rhyming her day. After all, laughter is the with your sister. Get that special there: good ones and that you fed
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