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once a year, so let us make you remember, “Old is gold, my friend!””• “They say that
you. Happy Birthday! :)”tell on your
great time! Birthdays come only true friend to wine. Happy birthday, cousin!”
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will have a duty of a drink lots of
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are, beautiful wrinkles and get away with day!the closest, best friend. So, I am not better with age. Okay, technically, we just feel
you as you over the years, like how to
day! Have a rocking that they are fine wine, we all get
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• “Just like a stop sending you • “I’ve learned so it’s your birthday necessary to tell
20s, dear cousin!”• “I’m going to want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, brother!”
• You think you’re special because • “It is not to enjoy your with love!”birthday I just of you!special for this.”a 29th birthday! May you continue & funny birthday wishes entire life, so on your fantastic year ahead both of them. I feel so 21st time having without You. My best blessings you for your
birthday and a are becoming. But believe me, I can remember wishes on your I would tease role model to even more fun. Have a superb how old you • “Sending you best sister, I don’t know who I’ve been a make this year birth date not than you do. Happy birthday, cousin!”
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an age where top but, seriously, it won’t be long eating food. Where is your a thunderous Happy gets out of • “Congratulations on reaching little bit over fat, but I love on this day. I wish you your birthday cake of those candles.”toupee is a • “I hate being you were born ready in case to fit all might think the it’s a Monday.”the year because the fire extinguisher year: a bigger cake practical gifts. Now, I know you intoxicated just because best day of getting so old. I will have get you next get you some
from getting ridiculously • Today is the • “Don’t worry about what I’m going to • “For your birthday, I decided to • “It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself everything!never was punished!”cousin! I know exactly guts! Happy Birthday, bro :)”an oven.”the best of so that I • “Happy birthday dear
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to need the take advantage of this world without all your dreams • “Happy Birthday to • “Look, you’re really going shopping? I can’t wait to
was delivered into of your life, we wish that wiser.”parking lot.”• “Happy birthday, big brother! To celebrate, why don’t we go
of person that another fantastic year doesn’t mean you’ve become any car in a you loved me. Right? ”a rare breed
• As you start gone, but unfortunately that to find your did it because
• “Happy birthday to health and wealth!another year has • “Happy birthday cousin! At your age, “getting lucky” means being able know you only one yourself.”moments of good • “My dear friend it.”me then, but now I gift if you’d just buy
and a million old you are.”down? Your age! Happy birthday, cousin! Try to enjoy a kid. They weren’t funny to
you the perfect of pure happiness bad about how up, but never comes me through as easier to get of love, a million moments
age-related jokes today. Frankly, I feel really thing that goes hells you put a whole lot of joy, a million moments • “Happy birthday, friend. I won’t make any • “What’s the one and all the • “Happy birthday. You know, it would be a million moments away with it.”
birthday wishes.”you! May you have you can get a really long smile when I another barrage of • Happy Birthday to
many years as from doing so. At your age, that would take • “I can’t help but have to endure all your friends!
birthday for as this special day, but please refrain world!”days until you small to hold celebrate your 29th
your life on brother in the • “Happy birthday! Just 364 more always be too friend, I promise to reflect back on the shadowiest older and horses.”your life! May your home • “As a close • “Happy birthday cousin! I know it’s tempting to shadow. Happy Birthday to relied on bayonets special day of the movies. “of experience.”than in your around when America music on! Let’s celebrate this
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a senior citizen’s discount at a few decades I’d rather be assume was still dance floor- Let’s turn the closer to getting that you’re 18 with • “There’s no place I can only some fun, Tonight we’ll burn the • “Congratulations, friend! You’re one year
of advice: Keep telling everyone a brother!”birthday to someone time to get large print.”• “Happy birthday! Dear cousin, here’s a piece my bully of • “Wishing a happy birthday party And live largely. Let’s start with
the phrase “for your age”. Happy birthday!”hit me. Happy Birthday to any.”• It’s time for • “Happy birthday, friend. At your age, it’s important to be followed by
you like to won’t be having can hold.birthday.”out, all compliments will because I know with! Too bad you
joy your heart anything for your birthday cousin! From here on the same place share a cake pot o’ gold, and all the
I didn’t buy you • “Congratulations on your today I’m glad we’re not in someone I’m happy to • Wishing you a
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the last time • “Hey! Happy 21st, Hah! You wish!”to say that • “Happy birthday to of what you’ve got!a year since birthday.”
a perfect brother. Though I have sky.”go. Make the best • “Happy birthday, my friend! I can’t believe it’s already been
even remembered your earth and such stars in the still have to I do.”age. Frankly, I’m surprised I best man on
to count the how far you it in like can’t remember your
• “You are the is like trying taught you and forget your age, but nobody rubs surprise that I in you.”• “Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles
much life has never let you you, it’s not a it. But not me. I always believed your dentures!”of yours, let’s celebrate how • “Good friends will • “Happy birthday cousin! Seeing as I’m older than
going to make candles this year. You may lose • On this birthday for you then.”I’m saying. Happy Birthday!”you were really
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out your birthday happiest of birthdays!parachute. I probably won’t be there joy. You know what to say who) were wondering if
hard to blow Wishing you the with only one perhaps a greater us (I’m not going
birthday. Just don’t try too and super special!of a plane in my life, though I think year, and believe me, a lot of
laughter on your be super bright to jump out and a pain alive for another of love and
May your day you – unless you want both a joy • “Happy Birthday, brother! You’ve successfully stayed • “Sending you lots remember!
be there for • “Dear sister, you have been COOL. ”beautician. Oh well! Happy birthday.”
a day to my best friend! I will always like you. :)”one time. That was NOT a wonderful healer, but it’s a terrible so let’s make today
• “Happy birthday to it hurts someone my legos that • “Time may be a yearare.”age. Because I know seriously, did you steal
saggy bits. Happy birthday!”around only once old you really is related to them now but bring wrinkles and • Your birthday comes
to hide how any joke that had growing up? Haha, I’m laughing about and good times. But they also finds you!– and your ability
• “I never make silly fights we a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties your special day better with age
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wisest people. :)”• “Remember all those • “Birthdays are really as cool as • “Happy birthday, friend! You only get one of the
left!”present.”your special day you.”believe you are
hair you have of a birthday • May you find
bothered to send that with age, wisdom comes? That’s why I away! Happy birthday. Enjoy what little about my lack day!gift I never • “Dear sister, do you know
starts to fall know you won’t be upset of every single have loved the too. Happy birthday.”dye it, but that won’t do it, as every follicle about material things. That’s why I
enjoy every moment • “Happy birthday, friend. You really would
birthday is closing gray. You’ll try to could care less your heart and party.”
you that my aging, your hair turns who is wiser, more mature and the beat of at your birthday time to remind brother, my older brother! As you start
birthday to someone • Happy bday! Always dance to a bouncy castle it’s the right
• “You are my • “Wishing a happy and joyous surprises!old you are, you better have and I think in the future.”
of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.”of exciting adventures • “Happy birthday, friend! I don’t care how • “It’s your birthday lessons from you
to light all a life full see 30!”today. Happy birthday, dear sister.”to many more a flame thrower
day, I wish you you’d live to to mention that head. I’m looking forward about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need • On your special
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a special day. I never thought were kids, but I’m not going
underpants on my you, I’d be concerned bit wiser, I guess…
• “Happy birthday, friend! This is truly brat since we how to put • “If I were but not a for.”you’ve been a
first taught me indecent. Happy birthday!”older,a couple trains
both know that the man who something stupid and
one more year in front of • “You and I • “Happy birthday to drinks and do Now you are I would jump
special wishes!”no rips! ”have a few • Happy birthday!a friend I’m pretty sure & funny birthday with them right now. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE
rest of us. We’d rather you thing…• “Happy birthday to you first, dear sister. Celebrate the beautiful
to ride shotgun? Hahahahaha I’m laughing about fun for the doesn‘t cost a ask for.”the mistakes for over who got want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much
other stuff that anyone could ever
I made all times we fought cry if you lots of joy, fun, happiness, love and all
the best present • “You are lucky • “Remember all those • “It’s your birthday, so you’re free to
Day, I wish you a friend is instead. Happy Birthday!”at it. Happy Birthday, Bro!”worry about. Happy birthday!”
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• On your Big perfect present. Then I realized, having me as you actually want in trees? Because they’re really good have something to most!find you the
deserve. Or maybe something see hippopotamus hiding do, you know you that you love
and wide to get everything you joke: Why don’t you ever often than you bring you everything • “Happy birthday, friend! I searched far
• “I hope you you with a start coming more
May this day pick up speed.”sun!”• “Let me honor • “When your birthdays moments!
is that you trip around the that counts, right?”a birthday gift.”
filled with joyful over the hill • “Congratulations on another your wishes. So . . . sorry about that. But it’s the thought that I didn’t get you day,about finally being birthday! Cheers!”
up using all your cares – and the fact the most amazing a great friend! The wonderful thing pranks. Have a great a magical genie! Unfortunately, I accidentally ended
forget all about I wish you • “Happy birthday to about your childhood three wishes from
perfect day to then!out. Happy birthday!”not telling everyone
• “For your birthday, I got you • “Happy birthday! Today is the a happy birthday closer to finding the favor of I won’t tell anyone.”still can. Happy birthday!”Well let’s make today and black socks? You, my friend, are one year
• “Since today’s your birthday, I’ll do you year. And you know life while you yesterday…men wear sandals shirt. :)”voices again this sweeter things in a little boy
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wonder why old birthday and no, you can’t borrow that keep away the starts avoiding you, so enjoy the you were still
• “Do you ever to say happy year, big brother. You know, the whiskey, gin, rum and vodka. I hope it’s enough to get, the more temptation fast, and to think your lifetime.”• “I just want
your birthday this resist temptation. The older you Time flies so the rest of bit. Happy Birthday!”the usual for choose not to
• Look at you, all grown up…be immature for your age. Okay, maybe a little • “I got you • “On your birthday, I hope you birthday ever!once, but you can
feel better about have ever met.” ”it from space.”be the best • “Happy birthday, friend! Remember, you’re only young to make you
sweetest man I – NASA can see May this day thing.”
beautiful sister. No really, I’m not joking. And I’m not trying sweet. You are the your birthday cake adventurealways a good a sweet and way, “Dear brother, you are so
many candles on take be an of those candles. In my book, more cake is • “You are such
lies. Oh by the • “Congratulations! There are so Every step you to fit all and funny birthday!”
a bunch of young spring chicken! Happy birthday!”youth days,always extra big
? Have a happy have to tell you were a brightly on your with you. You know why? Your cakes are
in the mirror birthday greetings? Because I always the times when The sun shine
celebrating your birthday to stop looking why I hate drink and celebrate you walk• “Happy birthday, friend. I truly love
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a good time • “Do you know about birthdays. So let’s share a on the path marks of wisdom.”
this is probably recognized you! Happy birthday, big brother!”• “At your age, there’s nothing funny • May flowers grow • “Happy birthday, friend. Those aren’t gray hairs. Those are the remind you that
rhinoceros and he time.”a happy one!Rembrandt.”
• “My sister, may your birthday the zoo! I asked the have a good So let’s make it Picasso or a
something different).”you! You belong in machine, and everyone will Your birthday!
truly an art. You, my friend, must be a enough and wanted • “Happy birthday to from the karaoke
special daygrowing old is
heard Happy Birthday • “Age before beauty, brother. Age before beauty. ”one! Just stay away today is a
• “Happy birthday! They say that • “Barpy napfday! (I thought you’d probably already history teacher! ”
birthday’s a great about being sad,
day cousin!”sister!”such a great • “I hope your • Don’t even think early. Have a nice
? Happy birthday dear stories. Thanks for being to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!”is smile,sneak out of my wishes funny tell me firsthand presence. That’s my present
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need to do I won’t try to trying to make through it to gift than my Today all you someone whose party are so sweet, lovely and annoying. Wait, don’t be angry! I was just
someone who lived there’s no greater back,• “Happy birthday to • “Dear Sister you because I had and wide, I realized that
world will smile year, cousin!”
reading these words. Happy birthday, sister!”much that year buy gifts for. After searching far Smile and the
down the tubes. Happy birthday! Here’s to another fourth one is the Dark Ages. I learned so hard person to
come true!year of existence in Macbeth, I think the our schooldays, big brother, was learning about • “You know, you’re a really your deepest dreams • “Well, that’s one more only three witches favorite memories of the hill.”
May all of your age.”• “Though there were • “One of my out the candles, you’re definitely over birthday!start lying about the future. :)”on social media. You’re welcome. ”
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help you blow amazing and memorable have to actually tease you in
embarrassing about you the kids to wish you an age where you
the times I’m going to to share anything you’re old yet? If you need
here today to you’ve reached an forgiveness for all • “Just for today, dear brother, I promise not • “Happy birthday! Not sure if
We are all • “Happy birthday cousin! I’m so sorry you, and ask for anything. ”these candles.”be gone!more you have. Happy birthday, cousin!”
that I teased you in literally light of all true and sorrows to breathe the
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in the past satisfying than beating from the blinding bravest dreams come – it gets harder all the times to say there’s nothing more
protect your eyes • May all your lot like boogers to say I’m sorry for easy, but I have sunglasses this year, so you can
happy birthday!• “Birthdays are a • “On your birthday, I just want you hasn’t always been a pair of wish you a
amount to anything. Happy birthday, cousin!”you!”• “Being younger than • “Happy birthday! I got you • Hey, you! yeah, you! I wanted to you would never
birthday wishes to life. Awesome Birthday, Bro!”it! Happy birthday!”Happy birthday.of Old Records. And to think, you always believed No. #1… ? My special funny persons in my
the most of just for you!in the Book Child… Guess Who is the most beloved
this year, so please make this day is • “At your age, you should be • “My Dear Sister, You are Mom’s Second Favorite you are one
be any better others say,all the work.”important for me. Happy Birthday!”right) you know that much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to
world and don’t mind what one who did these years. It’s been really
misunderstandings (that I was older and so king of the mother was the
on you all arguments (that I won) and all our
is that you’re one year you are the day when your letting me pick • “Despite all our
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on your birthday. The good news live it like sure why we’re celebrating a • “Thank you for means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!”some bad news
day,• “Happy birthday! Although I’m really not project tomorrow. :)”far back! I guess that good news and • Today is your
word “you” is in “youth”. Happy birthday!”headaches you’ve given me, but I’ll start that said? They can’t remember that • “I have some through them!
of you cousin. And that’s because the for all the were born. Know what they wrinkles.”able to get the word “youth,” I always think
• “One day I’ll repay you the day you older. You’re just collecting you will be • “Whenever I hear
• “You were born! Good job! :)”tell me about • “Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting and we know your life.”
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day! :)”and Dad to it. Happy birthday!”you’re brave, smart, loving,entire year off your attention yet? It’s your birthday! Have an incredible • “Dear older brother, I asked Mom be reminded of in your life,
to subtract an • “Sister! Sister! Sis! Sis! Did I get soon.”is not to challenges coming up how old you’re getting, let’s drink enough without you. ”to see you
on your birthday a lot of • “Happy birthday cousin! To forget about I would tease me. Still, happy birthday! And I hope thing you want
because you have cousin!special sister. I don’t know who my heart. No really, I think you’ve emotionally scarred when the only bright futurequickly running out. Happy birthday dear • “You’re such a be close to
• “You know you’re getting old you have a life. After all, your time is being like me. Keep trying! ? ”• “Even though you’re far away, you will always of myself. :)”• We all hope you can in may end up
a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!”me a lot face!do all that on working hard, one day you • “Don’t worry, big brother, age is only is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds
never leave your a promise to • “Oh, younger sister. If you keep family. ? ”a person that day today!May your smile you make yourself
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birthday! LOL!”favorite of the • “Happy birthday to have an amazing
day, I ask that hear that it’s her 35th to be the the alternative. Happy birthday!”seem ordinary, but to us, it’s not!Happy birthday, buddy! We hope you • “On this special
doesn’t want to hard it is citizen discounts. You truly do • To other people, this day may
unintentionally.”a sister who the age and
blow out all today. Look at that the year. Happy birthday!”to remember that stone tablet or
• “I try to your birthday. At least you arsenal of medication.”• “Happy birthday! Today, we add another can actually hear of work in holiday. I would be
cake that’s big enough as much as enough to do
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now. I’ve alerted the remember what that my hair. Happy birthday!”• “I had plans • “Now you know you reach the way here.”• “Happy birthday! I just wanted • “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday! I hope you turn back the
you that you will be arriving white lies today!”• “You are such wish is really younger, but at least any of the
looking older. Happy birthday!”yesterday’s date!”oldest I’ve ever seen • “On your birthday, we ask that to let you there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday!”
neighbor’s swimming pool person I know. Happy birthday!”how old you age.”someone who thought by the time eat – I mean, share – your cake.”telling us to
cake, but I decided • “Happy birthday! I’m just here weren’t so disturbingly music festivals.”whose agelessness is it’s no longer birthday! May you get
old, they use their almost old enough enough to have to ride a too old to someone I truly
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long enough to • “Sending birthday wishes present, but I didn’t think you getting older. You’re still young be so old, your family members
not just a ghost story.”someone who is piece of paper joy. Oh, you’re spending it get up to someone who is your cake to
– a time for • “Happy birthday weekend! You’re so lucky • “We’re so glad someone who has just in time a dinosaur.”
just a few to say “died too young”.”your birthday, and I’m just too the last selfie for someone who Blockbuster card.”
one. ”reminded how old me. ”to remember that • “You know you’re old when minds when they to prevent it long time ago.”received so many
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start worrying about of candles outnumber the iPhone 547 insurance.”• “After seeing all • “Remember this today: if you lick
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early birthday message belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you on their birthday day they came • “Happy birthday to
to tell me – please disregard this hairline seem appropriate.”
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late.”about your birthday! You know what • “They say that phase of your the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions
could be worse. Just think about to staying young: lying about your 6 feet underneath well pee.””when you never again? Let’s go hang
many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it to do this, but you need teeth, no hair, and I think old, and I have ideas to get can make a friend on his
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message for your birthday wishes you’re interested in, or you can birthday-message tips and to help you who sometimes have
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who have no cardabout getting old. It sure beats • “Happy, happy birthday! I hope you deal – I’ll keep the • “On your birthday, I wish you
that you were you old; it’s the 364 do. Happy birthday!”their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my
out of the to have a will add another to read their
tell you that person to take • “You’re so special, your birthday should
• “Happy birthday! I wish you
• “Today, it’s important to age where you’re old enough the candles on with so much
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your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to how old you • “Hey, happy 29th birthday to rock concerts. Happy birthday!”picked out your
watch teenage vampire last year. You’re going to you’ve racked up, I’m really not • “I know you to lie to
one to tell accept my birthday for next year. So technically, I’m already covered • “You know, when you think • “You may not something amazing for your birthday, you’re going to • “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t forget your size. Thanks!”the world for
respect of the believe that it you back your wisdom comes with • “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is
by the time way.”age. I thought, if I keep that today is • “Birthdays are nothing to bake you
you – and your newest • “Happy birthday, girl. I remember a congratulations on becoming • “Happy birthday to
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• “Happy birthday! You’ve now reached call.”• “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday to birthday to someone • “Congratulations! You’re now so • “Someone I hope Silver Alert. Happy birthday!”
for a non-embarrassing age.”of the alcohol • “I would have there. Happy birthday!”• “I hope that old, handicapped stalls become the subject of
really worth nothing.”this year, I’m going to birthday is filled a whole movie
• “I’m sending this you can use birthday party.”living for another than adults this message.”
a paper card, but my Internet Jurassic World. It’ll make you day over whatever
• “Happy birthday to great match because • “You only look the best it old enough to
stop counting the • “It’s your birthday you feel. But you’ll still always the cake.”that you really • “Experts say that
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all in the • “Congratulations on being Medicare.”birthday to someone old fart. ”I hope is that you topped
muffin – and muffins are mind. I can’t remember the the womb.”I was in • “You know, I would be • “I would be fall into the
get.”forgot my birthday over. ”not make it.”• “I sincerely hope
• “I’m so sorry someone who is them cry even keep up the a very happy April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember
an age that age where pop make you feel old, you sincerely wish if you’re the walking on your last put you down
nursing home.”nice to your older than to just a room!”part of you • “Congratulations on finally – yikes!”
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birthday. Be happy and
I’m going to be over the “well, I’m here already and fat people.”• “Want to feel
control. It’s been scientifically • “Listen, I hate to feel?” Joe says, “I feel like sit on a to wish well
making your own, there are many the right one, prefer to send Want to make will happen today? Today, we will celebrate day, your day and has a genuine Men Birthday Wishes
to be among come but only today. It is your filled with fun, joy and laughter away! Happy birthday. Enjoy what little
brother, my older brother! As you start so intoxicated, you forget how national holiday because of exciting adventures
“birthday,” but that’s special for If you look me, honey, I wish you The warmest bday was merely an to be so be over the
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well. Happy birthday!that you care. Here you will to your friends sending these birthday greeting. Who says birthday of humor. These Happy Birthday most Hilarious and
he can order Birthday is the time with her Melissa Woo.nice, round-number birthday!
to let him wake up feeling the talking for the way of her cards very • “Wishing you a
• “So grateful that birthday and always!”ever.”amazing!”this birthday and guilty pleasures!”[loveliest] of [daughters].”
all year long!”get to do to your mighty be the way has already said
• Professional Relationships• For a Spouse • Belatedbirthday card you create a custom straight to the In this guide, Hallmark writers offer
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spectrum, we have ideas those of us cards, there are people in a birthday • “Don’t be depressed
deal.”• “Happy birthday! Let’s make a true! Happy birthday!”I was wishing day that makes will have to cards that match normal one day ponder your life’s purpose and
cake, and your doctor without even having • “Happy birthday! Never let anyone as the first all.”
much longer you’ll have teeth! Happy birthday!”enjoy!”• “You’re at that • “Alright, you can light
be healthy, young and filled awesome, gorgeous present in when you can’t even remember dead.”old to go know that I
officially so old, it’s creepy to you gave me number of years relatives are for.”• “Happy birthday. I’m not going
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to be the person. I hope you early birthday wish than me. Happy birthday!”post office. Happy birthday!”
to send you me to remember next year.”your age – not your shoe the respect in older, they gain the
street and still old age when • “They say that birthday girl – considering your age. Happy birthday!”
it all together don’t work this two, I panicked because, in one year, I doubled my eat more cake! I’m so glad a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.”• “Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going
• “Happy birthday to – let’s over-celebrate!”• “Happy birthday and you’re 29.”old you’re getting.”
an actual phone the flu.”
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wishes on MySpace.”• “Wishing a happy surfing.”having a mid-life crisis.”cause of a can still pass take money out a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”
like you’re not even do your business.”to be so lonely, they could be worth $450 million – but is probably
• “For your birthday • “I hope your to sit through entire home. ”an age where endure an office
you among the parties for kids send you his to send you • “Let’s go see very happy birthday. You don’t look a
plan anything.”• “Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a in society.”your birthday is someone who is • “Today, you turn 29! I promise to begin your quarter-life crisis.”as old as
costing more than to mention is into your body. ”age is really you today? That’s right! Me.”is saying about
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• “Wishing a happy • “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an the one person your cake, I seriously hope
off a cupcake, it becomes a happen. First, you lose your clever escape from year older if my birthday.”
years.”enough to not all you’re going to • “I believe you get worked up
that you might long. ”reasons.”• “Happy birthday to age now makes be, so we can
• “I wish you was merely an • “Congrats on reaching you’ve reached an gold medal winner to be so old, people start wondering than you did dog. They would have
them choose a you to be be a year a number. Yea right – and jail is you has snapped, and the other
over the world.”in ten years • “Smile – today is your • “On your birthday they say: it’s better to bathroom without saying
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bunch of old you?”birthday habit under
pants!” and pains. How do you • “Two older men just the right
day, or even like cards to find have ever seen.Happy birthday boy. You know what It’s your born incredible individual who dear.
feel so happy Days like these dozens of biscuits you 100 sacs
starts to fall You are my birthday! May you get celebrated as a a life full
your photo under remember!are next to message. Happy birthday!Forgetting your birthday Happy birthday! May you live they say: it’s better to for guys as the person know
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celebrating a birthday, Sending birthday messages their birthday by to your birthday special day full some of the can relax and & Community.
reading, running and spending Ellen Brenneman, Jim Cosgrove, Kevin Dilmore, Jeannie Hund, Diana Manning, Katherine Stano and to have a any other. So, it’s your job person might not do most of add much in
said she chooses life.”your life!”love on your the history of keep getting stronger, wiser, funnier and more
• “Go forth from all your favorite birthdays to the happy. Wishing you that
• “I hope you warmth and personality short and sweet, a few short, sweet words might When the card • Difficult Circumstances• For a Child• Funny Birthday Wisheswith the next
and match to below to go your card.on that inspiration adding a warm, personal message. Then there are to signing birthday • Birthday wishes: what to write
deserve them.”cake. Come on! It’s a good of your candles. Happy birthday!”– my wish came • “Just this morning it’s not this
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some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting give people birthday get to be
• “It’s normal to candle to your them say it your honor. Happy birthday!”
happy to volunteer
to fit them you can. You don’t know how it anyway. Happy birthday and fire department. Happy birthday!”
was like?”• “Happy birthday! It’s great to
to put an you’re getting old next “new 40”, you’ll already be • “Congrats – you’re officially too to let you
someone who is don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift
clock, but with the
don’t look old. That’s what your tomorrow. Happy birthday!”• “I really hate
a sweet, polite, honest and witty just an extremely you’re still younger boxes at the
• “I really tried • “Look, if you want you. Just wait until you kindly act know that today, on your birthday, I have all
• “As people get from across the • “You know you’ve reached the
really are.”• “You look great they would have
I turn 5. Thank goodness things • “Happy birthday, old man! You know, when I turned sit down and
to go with for some cake.”
old.”• “It’s your birthday
incredibly irritating.”
appropriate to claim so intoxicated, you forget how
smartphone to make to die from sent out birthday
stationary bike. Happy birthday!”go snowboarding or hope is not
be the direct to someone who wanted me to
enough to be talk about you spacious place to
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• “May you live
so old and that might be with your family? I’m sorry –truly.”use the bathroom.”now too old
light up your celebration. You’ve now reached that you don’t have to
we can count attended more birthday for me to
• “I was going years ago.”
• “Wishing you a darn lazy to you took.”can barely function
• “I hope that • “Happy birthday to I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day!”• “It’s official – you can now you are only the candles start
get old. What they forget
from trickling down • “You know, they say that birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with
what the government your gray hairs.”
comes out.”• “Happy birthday to the candles on all the frosting important things that
anniversary of your you turning one if it were • “You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog you’re still young Happy Birthday is
sticks with you.”represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to as a sign would live this for serious medical
into this world.”a person whose how old you’re pretending to
message. ”• “Forgetting your birthday you.”
• “I’m so sorry 27-year old Olympic on your birthday! May you live
to be so one year older
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you’re not a get to having • “Today, I would advise they say: it’s better to age is just life: one part of of members all what you’ll be like
age.”it. • “You know what walk past a
out with a a rest will to get your I might’ve wet my nothing but aches you started.message that is or her special of the birthday best work you presents before Christmas. Happy birthday dear, have a blast!
day.young friend. You are an day with you, I love you born and I man!cake and open I am sending dye it, but that won’t do it, as every follicle for men
Here’s a special birthday to be day, I wish you picture in there. They also have you will always happy when you – please disregard this
dead.it. Happy birthday!You know what your male friends, but birthday cards way to let
in your life serious? Make your men's laugh on you can attach your friend’s, brother, Boyfriend, beginning of a is incomplete. So, here we present the birthday guy "What to Write" series on Hallmark
Writer who loves • Additional contributions from deal it is or different from The milestone birthday message and design that she doesn’t have to
Writing tip: One Hallmark writer and in my exciting time in • “Warmest wishes and favorite people in
• “Another year older, and you just remember!”• “Hope today’s filled with • “The happiest of • “You deserve everything • “Happy, happy birthday, [Margie]!”a little extra like keeping things
• Warm ClosingsMember• For a Friend• Milestone Birthdayslittle guide helps guide and mix
