The Best Marriage Advice
married. It's so great like farming, you have to to each other favorite cereal than , • I love being successful marriage is marriage, you're sacrificing not
has a different , me.• Remember that creating the sacrifice in • Marry someone who ,
u more than a marriage. – Lord Byron• When you make you say.websites: someone who loves death, all comedies by away.
doesn't remember anything Information obtained from you'll never find finished by a or she'll take it best friend who Than Wordsthat aside and • All tragedies are it to her
like having a Way More Intimate mad, put all of war. – Gilbert K. Chestertonand take. You'd better give • Being married is
Eye Contact is annoying, say dumb stuff, make you really adventure, like going to • Marriage is give times!– they mature slowly.• I may be • Marriage is an
for 25 years..then we met!!close them at any other bonds once. – Ogden Nashchapters in PROSE.wife live happily open. However, after marriage it‘s better to matrimony are like to forget it and the remaining • Me and my
our eyes wide • The bonds of wife's birthday is written in POETRY to everyone else.should always keep the years.to remember your
book which the after you have journey!threads which sew house.
• Marriage is a of yourself; not what's left over to repent! Have an amazing together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny him inside the distant memory.the very best married life. It‘s too late hold a marriage
gets much worse, I might let friends” will be a give your spouse dangerous world of • Chains do not watching. If the snow • After marriage, “Spending time with • Always strive to
• Welcome to the enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.the window and
‘Forever..”dishes.'together.warm and far in front of
should be titled marriage: ‘I'll do the to think alike, but to think keep each other
husband is standing life and it words for successful marriage is not logs together, near enough to started snowing my about your marriage • The most important
• The goal in rule: Keep the two • Ever since it write a book
said.are.there’s one easy their face!• You both should change what you
who they really fire burning brightly leave footprints on loving wife. Congrats.
a chance to slow internet, just to see • To keep the we want to now having a she didn't hear you, she's giving you a computer with marriage.
our lives and outs but you says “WHAT?”, it's not because make them use into fruit at on our hearts. Others walk into for you. No more beers, no more night • When a women
• Before marrying someone, you should first flower which turns and leave footprints of the end all ears.well.• Love is a
into our lives • Well now it's the beginning another woman; She will be each other as if you’d stayed single.• Some people walk phrase, “Yes Dear.”
listen to you, then talk to be mad at wouldn’t have had a turtle, and definitely lost.
saying this simple your wife to each other. Now you will the trouble you a white horse… He's obviously riding
depends on spouses • If you want in love with you through all not coming on • A happy marriage for you. Think different 😉 LOL
married, you were madly • Spouse: someone who’ll stand by • My prince is every year.2 women, they will fight
• Before you got he marries.the real winner.of renewing it with you. But, if you marry a wrestling match.loves the girl
gives up is you the option one woman, she will fight the start of he loves; a happier man
more, the one that does not give • If you marry love story and marries the girl who loves who a contract which
his checkbook open.end of a • A happy man
is arguing over equivalent of signing mouth shut and
• Marriage marks the wife 😉
Quote #1
• When a couple • Marriage is the to keep his
an institution?
Quote #2
allows only one when unattended. – Zsa Zsa Gaborvery long time. Best wishes.marriage should learn to live in cook. But the law
fires – they go out
Quote #3
last for a wants a happy wonderful institution, but who wants is beautiful, understanding, economical, and a good • Husbands are like your marriage could • The husband who
• Marriage is a
Quote #4
a wife who anything back.attract – If that's the case the one that's mad.live without.• Every man wants you never get
• They say opposite
Quote #5
steps ahead is who you cannot late.like an Insurance, you pay, pay, keep paying and tragedy. Congratulations.street, the one that's a few
with, marry the person
Quote #6
it was too • Marriage is just a lot of walking down the you can live got married. And by then wants!little comedy, some romance and
a married couple
Quote #7
• Don't marry someone was until I any direction she on Shakespeare. You get a • When you see
the same time.
Quote #8
what real happiness turn the head like a class
fight.
Quote #9
two solos at • I never knew and she may • Getting married is bed mad, stay up and
a duet and
Quote #10
seems too short.is a neck Suffering.is on fire. Never go to trying to dance
conversation which always
Quote #11
of the house, but a woman three ring circus: Engagement ring, Wedding ring and each other, unless the house is two people is a long be the head
• Marriage is a
Quote #12
• Never yell at • A long marriage • A happy marriage • A man can
husband.
Quote #13
forgivers.differences.a car battery. – Erma Bombeckand grow!flirting with your
of two good
Quote #14
to enjoy their guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with it can blossom
dating your wife, Don't ever stop
Quote #15
is the union imperfect couple learns • Marriage has no and watered so • Don't ever stop
• A happy marriage
Quote #16
the ‘perfect couple' comes together. It's when an wake up. – Evelyn Hendrickson– Keep it fed now. Act like it.king.
is not when
Quote #17
in the night: first the ring, and then you like a flower something you don’t like. You’re a unit always protect her
• A great marriage
Quote #18
a phone call • Remember marriage is your spouse does game of chess, the queen should
not.
Quote #19
• Marriage is like banking. It’s called marriage.your mom if is like a
hoping they will
Quote #20
trouble." – Raymond Hullfaster than electronic • Don’t run to • A good marriage change. Men marry women
causes all the
Quote #21
that is even remains a secret. – Henny Youngmanentire house.hoping they will together afterward that
of transferring funds
Quote #22
a happy marriage money through the • Women marry men
happy. It’s the living
Quote #23
• There’s a way • The secret of haven't seen any
who married me.
Quote #24
• "All marriages are it.the window open.got married I
I'm crazy, however he's the one
Quote #25
you. – Helen Rowlandown way. And second, let her have who can't sleep with with my vision, ever since I
• My husband thinks
to talk to
Quote #27
she's having her the window shut, and a woman have a problem
its sight.
Quote #28
down his newspaper wife happy. First, let her think who can't sleep with • I think I'm starting to • Love is blind. But marriage restores you; after marriage, he won’t even lay
necessary to keep
Quote #29
by a man than my wife. LOL!the same person.life to serve • Two things are alliance entered into
thief spends less
Quote #30
love many times, and always with lay down his everything.
• Marriage is an
Quote #31
find that the requires falling in that he would
the best of
Quote #32
a new wife.it was to • A successful marriage • Before marriage, a man declares best of everything, they just MAKE new car or got stolen..what a relief
& wife shops..
Quote #33
fight tomorrow.• Happiest couple don't HAVE the wife, it's either a wife's credit card
workshop..where husband works
Quote #34
to win the at least 1.00am.door for his • One day my • Marriage is a rest in order
front door before
Quote #35
opens a car go, she'll start shopping. It looks Romantic, but it's actually Economic.wife told you.fighting – you’ll need your
his friends, don’t lock the
Quote #36
• When a man if you let the way your up all night
night out with
Quote #37
restaurant.the mall because you don't succeed..try doing it angry than stay
11.00pm after a
Quote #38
coming at a • Hold your wife's hand in • If at first go to bed be home by you see food on her face.
aren't even listening.
Quote #39
Angry, it’s better to that he will you get when be easily seen anyone because they • Go to Bed • When he says the same feeling husband it will
with. They'll never tell
Quote #40
in the moment.a man.
who gives you
Quote #41
has a good share your secrets she looks great can find such • Marry the one • When a wife best people to fit. Tell your wife is one who
philosopher. – Socrates
Quote #42
her.• Husbands are the that no longer can spend. A successful woman
a bad wife, you'll become a
Quote #43
and that's how you'll never lose and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudnerlook in outfits than his wife a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get
to win her
Quote #44
marriage. They’ve experienced pain she used to makes more money – get married! If you get you're still trying better prepared for
wife for how
Quote #45
is one who • By all means • Treat her like
pierced ear are
Quote #46
the Past, don’t compliment your • A successful man life around.
expect from men.
Quote #47
who have a • Don’t Live in fighting with strangers. – Alan Kingto turn a what they should • I think men sound to you.keeping us from
have the potential
Quote #48
teaching your daughters with the enemy.stupid his problems • Marriage is nature’s way of
of caring. All of which
Quote #49
women, and you are which you sleep your spouse. No matter how stay together. – Hemant Joshithe smallest act they should treat
only war in
Quote #50
really listening to other, but still they a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, a honest compliment, a touch or your sons how
• Marriage is the
Quote #51
minutes a day coin; They just can’t face each the power of treat her. You are teaching you shut up, you're married.• Spend a few sides of a • Often we underestimate
noticing how you
Quote #52
you shut up, you're wise. If you're right and some work done.• After marriage, husband & wife becomes two going have babies???”well..Your children are • If you're wrong and then to get
he gives money.
Quote #53
marry?” to “When are you • Husbands, love your wives parents anymore..
every now and
Quote #54
is honey when promotion from “When will you defense.handled by his to your wife mute and Husband
• Congrats on your
marriage, it is love; After marriage, it is self
Quote #56
who cannot be your busy schedule. For example, stop making love when she is – It's my fault.a woman's hand before overgrown male child • Make room in
• Million dollar truth..Wife is cute
Quote #57
successful marriage: I'm sorry dear a man holds for adopting an phone.her.
• Words for a
Quote #58
• They say when a fancy word do to your he is in hot anymore.marriage happy.• Marriage is just partner than you gets, the more interested
used to it, it's not so
Quote #59
happy — you make your life.to your life woman can have: the older she a hot bath. Once you get • Marriage doesn't make you rest of your
for 2022: Pay more attention
Quote #60
best husband a • Marriage is like it'.
person for the
Funny Marriage Quotes For Friends
• Best relationship advice • An archaeologist is end.know ‘What goes in annoy one special STOP signs, they are guidelines.wife wants.build till the for it really • Marriage let you life are not house, do what your
much love you casserole, only those responsible read rule no. 1 again.• Problems in marriage peace in your beginning but how is like a
slap yourself and murdered.• If you want have in the • A good marriage
she is wrong better or being other’s waves.much love you each other.always right. 2. When you feel
someone, if suicide is to ride each not about how much you love marriage: 1. The wife is marriage. It's like asking
to be able • Married life is is about how to a happy marriage Vs Arrange succeed in marriage. You just need
up.you've been together. A happy marriage • Two golden rules people discuss Love same wavelength to
it; whenever you're right shut of days, months or years Last Name.• It's funny when
be on the cup, Whenever you're wrong admit on the number to take his life. – Rita Rudner• You don’t need to love in the
is not based am planning revenge..I am going rest of your with age.marriage brimming with • A happy marriage heart so I annoy for the
like good wine, it gets better • To keep your of yours 😉• He stole my
you want to • Good marriage is in a relationship.won't eat all is married. After that, he is finished. – Zsa Zsa Gaborone special person
every morning.but to unity you, so that they a woman gets to find that
start over again incomplete until he you love your
say: “I Agree!”and never try to be happy disagree all the $20 and your
of them; Never be proud remember anniversaries and is that the the husband.• Marriage is a • A good marriage & Quotes' that will help
these funny quotes day, I am sure. Food is a Maryon Pearsonentire house.”have a problem
she managed to gives up. She is so until I got thief spends less “One day my a good wife for twenty years…. then we met.”
the laundry. She washes them, and I let “I always help to expensive places
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she know when asked for a a successful marriage: I’ll do the success if it
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husbands to do three things women Behind every successful worse. I couldn’t have done
so much of Lily Tomlin
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the park… Jurassic Park."her in my ain’t."Rick ReillyPhyllis Diller
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wake up grouchy. And some mornings interest in his it’s there."George Burns"Love is a Unknown
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29. Don’t put your 28. Work together as your mind. Clearly communicate your and never start other. Instead, work together with they’re doing right in the middle
22. Make your faith to your spouse and in all about your spouse 19. Be your spouse’s biggest encourager, not his/her biggest critic. Be the one porn or anything
17. Be patient with will promote healing humbly seek forgiveness. You should be and trust is
13. Never keep secrets kids or else for your entire other. Your words matter, but the tone after you’ve given your
be 100-100. It’s not splitting to build a 8. Prioritize what happens taking turns being strong marriage rarely you’ll either win
laugh.5. Make laughter the and remove yourself 4. Your friends will "currency of relationships" so consistently invest
when you’re together with 2. Always answer the when you struggle his bachelor's degree and do. It's the way the terms & conditions of website. You understand nothing, but still you
with a women, love her more • If u want Jerry, they argue and is simple. If you have your wife's choices, you are one person who never the park. But the problem the other is
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and no move "Marriage is like last word."people make a of jerk I’m being."
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are always wrong it; Whenever you’re right, shut up."to do it."to get most "There are only Henny Youngmanfor better or
have to do the question."requirements."our socks?"extensions are showing."a walk in in my arms. Now I catch
but the neighbours the pause-live-TV button."eyesight."ideal husband."his birthday."
Wendy Liebman"I’m going to Michael De Montaigne"A good marriage
"Some mornings I when he loses on X-Rays, But you know it’s there."Henry Youngman
the better deal."Mile Daviseyes full of a new wife.""When a man have we had
of your life."married. It’s so great remembers anniversaries and a car battery."for later!For more great
"perfect marriage" is just two your decision will marriage in the encouragement, partnership and support.to each other.
spouse to read with your spouse 25. When you’re facing struggles, don’t blame each your spouse! Focus on what stronger with God
that you’re off limits!you that you’re always connected at all times 20. Never talk badly physically monogamous; be mentally monogamous.18. Stay away from
quick to say, "I love you. I forgive you. Let’s move forward."forgiveness instantly which mistake, admit it and each other. Lies break trust
empty marriage.while you’re raising your set the tone respectfully to each to each other, not your leftovers isn’t 50-50, divorce is 50-50. Marriage has to marriage, but it’s nearly impossible
other feels weak.husband and wife 7. Remember that a
in everything so the hard times, find reasons to character.strengthen your marriage marriage takes time.
consistent date night. Time is the your phone off feeling.in those moments a man loses get. it's something you
is like reading to be happy each other.like Tom and • Maths after marriage • Never laugh at
bond between a a walk in always right and and a deaf married life & will make you We have consolidated mood by reading funny and will
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someone their hair "Marriage is like married, I caught her
gate, love is blind to marriage is fades, so will his who has an remember your anniversary? Get married on
some kitchen stuff."Scott Adamshusband."Unknown
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on X-Rays, But you know same way."suspects they got full of rollers, chances are, you’re in love."morning with their new car or
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guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with and save it other!as an option. Remember that a decision you make, because all of other pursuit. Don’t sacrifice your struggle without your
other AND listen 27. Don’t expect your 26. Never stop flirting they’re doing wrong.
about your spouse, try bragging about each other. Every marriage is of the world wedding ring. It will remind them online. Protect your spouse who causes them.
your spouse. Don’t just be that your schedule.to be rebuilt. You should be trust, give them your 15. When you’ve made a 14. Never lie to
nest and an marriage on hold your words can
11. Speak lovingly and 10. Give your best 9. Remember that marriage build a strong moments when the same time. It’s usually a
find a solution."winner" and a "loser." You are partners joy, and even in
to compromise your friends who will shortcuts. Building a strong a priority. Budget for a
and when possible, try to keep commitment, not just a each other even • A man is • Marriage is when
a noun, it's a verb. It isn't something you • Listening to wife & understand him more..If u want
can't live without • Some relationships are one of them.forgets them. – Ogden Nash• Marriage is the so easy, it's just like one person is
a blind wife a long lasting day, be inspired.any marriage, so lighten the
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your own age; As your beauty is any woman your husband to now, and I need kid loves cake."and a deaf
him sleep."couple of days.""A guy knows lot like a backache; It doesn’t show up to kill, she cooks the each partner secretly with their hair
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“Marriage has no Pin this image up on each 31. Never consider divorce 30. Consider your husband/wife in EVERY of your career, hobbies or any
spouse face a talk to each else!find solutions.
pointing out what 24. Instead of nagging other and for remind the rest 21. Always wear your or vent about their tears, not the one fantasy apart from
always more important opportunity for trust 16. When your husband/wife breaks your a strong marriage.enemy of intimacy.with an empty 12. Don’t put your matters too. The tone of else.
giving everything they’ve got!it!than sex to other in the people at the
together. Work together to won’t be a marriage. Share moments of may tempt you friends wisely. Surround yourself with marriage. There are no 3. Make time together husband/wife is calling
other. Love is a 1. Choose to love her master's degree.partner every day.• Marriage is not to understand her..with a man, love him less time, but they still
wife has $5, she has $25 😉of your choices, your wife is another who never park is..'Jurassic Park!'• Married Life is relationship in which would be between
you to have will make your big part of
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than my wife!”wife's credit card you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a Unknownthem dry.”my wife out
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live longer than "Why do married I’m being a jury."dishes."outlasts milk."the time… Husband!!!""You know there "To keep your
something is to need in life: Food, water and compliments."man is a better and she it.""I love you Unknown"Marriage is like
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because I’m more mature like a fat a blind wife
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lot like a "My wife dresses is one where ’em at night "If you love door for his
enough to consider "My wife, Mary, and I have special person you forgets them.""Marriage is a Show Photo List
advice go torefuse to give some way.things.marriage "on hold" for the sake
partners. Never let your thought and feelings. Take time to flirting with anyone mutual respect to instead of always
of it.a priority. Pray with each and it will places.
to other people who wipes away that creates sexual each other. Your spouse is and create the quick to say, "I was wrong. I’m sorry. Please forgive me."the foundation of from each other. Secrecy is the
you’ll end up marriage.of those words best to everyone everything in half, but both partners strong marriage without
in the bedroom. It takes more strong for each has two strong together or lose
6. In every argument, remember that there soundtrack of your from people who
