30 Funny Birthday Wishes for Dads: Unique Birthday Quotes & Cards
It’s your dad's birthday and you are still looking for something funny and unique? We feel you! Finding the perfect hilarious birthday greeting for your old man can be pretty confusing.
Funny happy birthday wishes for father
Sending a funny birthday wish along with your father's birthday greeting would make his day. Check out these unique wishes:
Happy Birthday, daddy! It's time to party, Dad, so untie your tie and let free (as much as you can at your age).
Dad, Happy Birthday! You will always be my favourite drinking companion.
Dear Dad! You may have your sense of fun, but it's your day, so do whatever you want with it. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Papa! You may not have a lot of candles on your cake, but you still have a sense of humour.
Dad, you're not 52; you're just 22 years old and have 32 years of experience! Congratulations on your Birthday!
Dad, Happy Birthday! Oh, and thank you for giving me life and these pretty genes.
Here's to you, Dad, and every grey hair on your head on your Birthday. After all, I had a hand in making things happen. Happy Birthday!
I love you, Dad. I'd also want to wish that you keep your pocketbook open for your loveliest daughters. Happy Birthday!
Not every hero wears a cap, and some tell poor jokes. Dad, thank you for being my idol. Congratulations on your Birthday!
Happy Birthday to the person who means the most to me! Don't trust anybody who tells you that you look evergreen; they're only making fun of you.
Funny happy birthday quotes for father
Birthdays give us a chance to spread smiles and cheer. Here are some happy birthday quotes for your father!
Happy Birthday, daddy! You're growing more beautiful and handsome as you come closer to retirement. I hope you continue to be an example to everyone.
Dad, I think it's time to retire your lighter. To blow that many candles, you'll need a flamethrower. Happy Birthday!
Dad, don't feel bad for your grey hairs, and they are the beautiful reminders of how awful you were as a youngster. Happy Birthday, Dad!
Happy Birthday to my superhero. Thank you for battling the demons that worried under my bed and in my closet and for making me feel secure and cherished!
Dear Dad, I don't even remember the last time you crack a terrible joke with complete confidence. It's the day, Dad please break the one more today for us. Happy Birthday!
I realize it's common to forget things at this age, but don't you dare forget about me! Kidding! Happy Birthday!
When I was a kid, I believed my father was a superhero. Now that the time has passed, I doubt your superhuman abilities, but I still think you are fantastic. Happy Birthday, Dad!
I didn't put the candles on the cake on purpose because everyone would know your actual age. I'm just kidding! Dad, Happy Birthday!
Dad, I know you have a child's heart. But before we sing happy birthday don't try to taste a cake.
Funny happy birthday greetings for dad
Your father always gives you the finest birthday wishes and gifts, and now it's your chance. Celebrate with these funny birthday wishes for dads:
Happy Birthday, Papa! Don't count the candles, and also don't count your teeth. Don't bother counting your grey hairs; take a drink and relax.
Dear Dad, my mother would be jealous if I told her that half of my female friends had a crush on you. Even at your age, you are looking youthful and attractive. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday, Dad, and many positive returns of the day. Allow us to party till your bedtime! May we rock the floor even harder this year than we did last.
I'm amazed that even as the number of candles on your cake up, your sense of humour remains the same. Happy Birthday!
Dad, this is both your Birthday and Thanksgiving. Thank you, God, for the excellent meal, and thank you, Dad, for bringing it to our table.
Have you ever observed that the worse a father's jokes are, the better father he is? So now we see why your dad jokes are so bad. In any case, Happy Birthday, Dad!
Not all heroes are senseless; still, they make horrible jokes. So, Dad, you're a hero. Congratulations on your Birthday!
You're still 25 years old, so 40 is only a number. Dearest Daddy, I wish you a pleased birthday. I love you to the stars and back.
Happy Birthday to the Rock star of every party, my Dad! The number of songs you sang at every party is tuneless, but you still have a good voice.
Today marks the 50th Birthday of the family's most intelligent member. Fifty applauses for fifty years. Happy Birthday!
Free happy birthday ecards
One of the things we like most about fathers is their unusual and brilliant sense of humour. Don’t miss your chance of wishing your father using free ecards and funny quotes.
Your daughter-in-law may just be one of the most important people in your life. Having gained a daughter when she married your child, she’s been there for you and your family through plenty of milestones. You cannot imagine life without her. So, when it comes to her birthday, you need to let her know just how special she is to you and your loved ones.
Finding the right words for someone’s birthday card can be a daunting challenge. How could you possibly find the perfect words to sum up everything that your wonderful daughter-in-law deserves in the coming year? Do you want to write something funny, something sweet, or something sincere?
We’ve compiled a selection of our favourite meaningful birthday card ideas for your daughter-in-law. Remember that the more personal the message is, the more it will mean to her.
Instead of copying these down word for word, maybe use them as inspiration for writing your own special message from the heart.
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• Happy Birthday Daughter-In-Law Quotes
• Happy Birthday Future Daughter-In-Law
• Funny Birthday Wishes For Your Daughter-In-Law
Happy Birthday Daughter-In-Law Quotes
Sometimes, someone else says it best. Below, we have listed some of our favourite quotes for a daughters-in-law birthday.
• "Happy birthday to the girl who stole everyone’s heart!" – Unknown. We wish you a wonderful year ahead. Thank you for all the joy and laughter that you bring to our family. We couldn’t imagine a life without you!
• "Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift." – Aretha Franklin. Happy birthday to you, our beloved daughter-in-law! Thank you for turning each day into a gift. We love you and wish you only happiness and success in the coming year.
• "Although she is but little, she is fierce." – William Shakespeare. You are fierce, you are strong, you are independent. Thank you for being a role model for the younger girls in our family. We could not have asked for a better daughter-in-law. Happy birthday to you. May this year bring you plenty of joy and happiness.
• "You are loved for the little girl you were, the special woman you are now, and the wonderful daughter-in-law that you always will be." – Unknown. Happy birthday to you! Thank you for everything you do to help our family grow in love and happiness.
• "May your spirit dance as you celebrate the divine instrument of time and may your heart be filled with life’s music, for this is your day to shine." – Unknown. Thank you for shining bright in all of our lives. Happy birthday to you, our sweet daughter-in-law!
• "Some people go to priests, others to poetry, I to my friends." – Virginia Woolf. I am so thankful to be able to count you amongst my friends. Happy birthday to my one-of-a-kind daughter-in-law! I wish you every happiness in the year ahead.
Happy Birthday Future Daughter-In-Law
She may not be married into your family just yet, but she may as well be! Find the perfect birthday message for your future daughter-in-law here:
• We cannot imagine having anyone else join our family. We love you so much. Happy birthday! Here’s to celebrating many more together.
• None of us can wait until you are officially a member of our family! Happy birthday to you, our future daughter-in-law. We are so excited to celebrate many more milestones with you!
• I know it’s not official yet, but I simply cannot wait to call you my daughter-in-law! Happy birthday to you! May you continue to succeed, may you continue to experience joy and may your year be filled with happiness.
• We might not be family just yet, but it already feels like we are! We couldn’t hope for a better soon-to-be daughter-in-law. Happiest of birthdays to you! Thank you for all the joy, laughter and happiness that you bring to our family – here’s to many more birthdays spent together.
• Keep shining bright like the diamond you are. We cannot wait to have you join our family. Happy birthday to you, our future daughter-in-law. We wish you everything of the best in your new year!
• Happy birthday! You feel like a great big part of the family already – we are excited that you will soon be our daughter-in-law. We hope your day is extra special. You deserve it.
Funny Birthday Wishes For Your Daughter-In-Law
Of course, birthdays are special times filled with plenty of joy and laughter. Why not write funny happy birthday wishes for your daughter-in-law? Take a look at some of our favourite ones:
• Happy birthday to the only woman who can keep our son in line! We couldn’t ask for a better daughter-in-law. May your year be blessed and filled with laughter.
• It’s your birthday! You can tell your husband to do all the housework today. Tell him his mom said so! I wish you so much happiness in the coming year. We could not be more thrilled to have you as our special daughter-in-law. We love you!
• Happy birthday to our amazing daughter-in-law! To be honest, we never thought that our son would ever find anyone good enough – we couldn’t be more pleased to be wrong! May this year bring you all the joy, happiness and laughter that you so often bring to us.
• I would wish you plenty of surprises on your birthday, but every day is filled with surprises around our son. Instead, we will just wish you good luck! Happy birthday to you, our sweet and wonderful daughter-in-law!
• You are one of the strongest women I know – you have to be in order to deal with my son day after day! I couldn’t have asked for a better daughter-in-law. Happy birthday to you!
• As your mother-in-law, it’s my job to criticise everything you do. But you make that incredibly difficult! Happy birthday to you. May every day bring you as much happiness and joy as you bring to our family.
Writing happy birthday wishes for your daughter-in-law doesn’t have to be a hard task. Use these ideas as inspiration and then make them your own. She’ll love what you write and treasure your words!
He has been your caretaker, protector, the staunchest supporter, and above all a guide. He carried you around on his shoulders, tucked you in your bed, and made sure you had the best in life.
Though underrated, a father’s contribution to one’s life is irreplaceable. So, what are you planning to do on your dad’s birthday this time? We suggest you tell him how much you love him and how important he is to you.
Here are 101 birthday wishes for fathers. Pick the ones that suit your relationship with your dad.
Happy Birthday Dad Quotes
Writing a beautiful and soulful message to your dad is not an easy task. There are so many feelings you bear in your heart; try some of these ideas.
• "I know I wasn’t always the perfect child. Thanks for fixing the little things I broke and for showing me how to correct my own mistakes as I grew. Enjoy your birthday today. I love you!"
• "Father, happy birthday! I hope this year brings your most exciting adventure yet! Celebrate today and always."
• "When I need some support, you’re there. When I need some guidance, you come. You are the best dad in this world. Happy birthday."
• "Happy birthday. Thank you for always being there to lend a helping hand. I hope today brings you lots of love, happiness, and smiles, dad!"
• "No matter how hard I try, no matter what I do, I would never be able to thank you enough for all the love and care you have filled my life with. You are my hero, my icon. I wish you a very happy birthday!"
• "You can always seem to make me crack a smile even when I’m at my lowest. Thank you for bringing so much laughter into the world. Happy birthday, my best man."
• "Happy birthday daddy. Thank you for guiding me how to deal with the big stuff and for teaching me how to let go of with small stuff. I love you!"
• "Dear daddy, you taught me the small ways on how to increase happiness in our lives, thanks for that. Have a great birthday!"
• "You made my future brighter than a billion lights, and I can never thank you enough for that. Happy birthday."
• "Happy birthday dad, I would be lost without you."
• "I love how even after all these years you are still chasing your dreams. You are an inspiration to all of us, dad. Happy birthday!"
• "When I see you smile, the whole world lights up. Thanks for being so great. Happiest birthday dad."
• "I hope that for your birthday every hope, wish, and dream you have comes true today. If anyone deserves such happiness, it would be you. Happy birthday, my loving father."
• "No one brings a smile to my face as much as you do. Your joy, wit, and sparkle are incredibly appreciated, dad. And today is your day. Have a blast, happy birthday!"
• "Dad. You have such a free and cheerful spirit. I hope your birthday is as filled with cheer as you are!"
• "Whenever I feel like I have lost my way, I know exactly what to do: Call you. Happy birthday, dearest dad."
• "Dad, you are my hero. I wanted to take today to say thank you, I love you, and happy birthday!"
• "Thank you, for all the stories you read, all the lessons you taught, and all the patience you had. I love you. Happy birthday, dad!"
• "It’s because of you that I strive to be better. Thank you, dad, for believing in me and pushing me to do my best. Wish you a very happy birthday."
• "Yet again, I find myself at a loss trying to come up with the perfect words on your big day, but you already know what I’m about to do before I do it most of the time anyway. Thank you for creating our special bond, happy birthday dearest father."
• "I wait a long 364 days to finally get to this special one when I can wish you a happy birthday and see your big smile."
• "With the joy I see on your face today; I want to celebrate every day as your birthday. Happy birthday, daddy."
• "Dad, happy birthday to you. I could never find a gift that would measure up to the love you have showered on me."
• "Dear dad, your soul is pure, your heart is priceless, and your wisdom is astounding. Happy growing, happy birthday!"
• "Your heart is made of diamonds, and I hope they glitter on you forever, dad. Happy birthday!"
• "Blow out the candles with the knowledge that you are the best father a child could ask for! Happy birthday, father!"
• "Today, I celebrate you, dad. Thank you for being such an incredibly fun and loving father. I am so proud to be your child. Happy birthday."
• "Daddy, we wish that you stay strong and healthy, responsible and selfless, all for the reason of genuine love for us. Happy birthday!"
Birthday Wishes for Dad from Son
Sons and fathers have unique relationships with their sons. It’s more formal and yet full of love. Here are some birthday wishes a son can use for his father.
• "From helping me up when I fell to taking me out for practice after I missed the winning goal, you’ve taught me never to give up. I owe my success in life to you, and can’t wait to take you out for your birthday."
• "Dad, you are charming, intelligent, with a great sense of humor. I guess it really is true that the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree. Happiest birthday to you."
• "I may have been tough, but you have always been tougher, dad. Stay like that; I love you! Happy birthday."
• "No matter how old you become, you will still be my best friend, dad, after all, with whom am I going to watch the game on Sunday night if it’s not with beloved dad? Happy birthday!"
• "It is a fact that you are miles away from me, dad, but it is also a fact that despite everything, you are constantly in my heart and mind. I wish you all the best in the years ahead. Happy birthday."
• "Another year older, but still looking sharp. Guess I know where I got my good looks from! It’s nice to know I’ll age well. Happy birthday, dad!"
• "You worked so hard to make sure I could have a better life. You did so much to make sure that we had everything we needed as a family. Thank you from the bottom of my heart. I am really proud of you dad, happiest birthday to you."
• "Thank goodness looks are genetic. I hope I look half as good as you do at your age. Have a great birthday, and don’t forget to stop by the mirror and celebrate that you get better looking every year."
• "Dad, I don’t know how you do it, but you make things look easy. Thanks for being awesome at life. Happy birthday!"
• "Happy birthday, dad. May you keep aging in grace. Have a phenomenal day."
• "Dad, my gratitude for all the love that you have shown me over the years is immeasurable. God bless your new age. Happy birthday."
• "Every birthday you have means another year you made our lives special! Thank you, dad."
• "I grew up wanting to be just like you, dad. And today, if I can even be half of the person you are, I would consider myself to have achieved something remarkable. Happy birthday, my dearest father."
• "This day reminds us that a man like you was born to take care of a family, love them unconditionally, be able to forgive and be a shield to his household. Happy birthday our hero!"
• "Dad, your birthday is just another day of the year, but this is the day that I get to celebrate how lucky I am to have such an amazing father. Thank you and happy birthday dad!"
• "You’ve put up with me at my worst and celebrated me at my best. Happy birthday to the best father in the world!"
• "The older I become, the more I have realized that a dad like you is as rare as the desert rose and just as beautiful as well. On this birthday of yours, let me tell you that I’m forever grateful to have you as my dad. Happy birthday, dearest father, I love you so much!"
• "From fishing to barbecues, sports, and computers. There is nothing you can’t do! You’re like a super dad! And that is why I admire you! Happy birthday!"
Birthday Wishes for Father from Daughter
For a daughter, her father is the most reliable friend, guide, and a hero. Let’s help you wish your dad a happy birthday from his daughter!
• "Dad, every girl’s dream is to have a kind and understanding father. That’s why I am lucky to have you. Happy birthday!"
• "To my dearest papa, you are my compass. Thanks for always showing me the right path and for guiding me in the right direction. Love you and happy birthday!"
• "Daddy, no matter how much I have grown, I will always be your little girl. May you have many more birthdays to come. Happy birthday."
• "Beloved dad, you are the only person that I know who does his very best whenever he can. Thank you for being a wonderful mentor and hero to me. I am looking up to you still. Happy birthday."
• "Happy glorious birthday to father your kind of love and care would surely elevate any family. We celebrate you, sir.
• "For my sweet dad, happy birthday. Thanks for being there to hold my hand. You are the best dad I could ever ask for."
• "People tend to call their fathers superheroes. But superheroes tend to disappear, and you’ve always been there for me. So my dad isn’t a superhero, he is a super dad! Happy birthday!"
• "Beloved dad, you are a wonderful mentor and hero to me. I am looking up to you even now. Happy birthday."
• "You my king, always made me feel like I’m a princess. A wonderful birthday to my wonderful man, love you, daddy."
• "There isn’t a throne suitable enough for a king like you. Happy birthday, dad!"
• "You gave me the greatest gift in the world by loving me unconditionally and making me believe in myself. With every day that goes by, the stronger I believe that you were sent from Heaven to make my life on earth paradise. Happy birthday."
• "Dad, you are the King of my castle today and forever. Thank you for constantly bringing me peace and making me sane in this crazy world. I love you with all my heart, dad. Happy birthday."
• "Every time I can do the right thing in life, I try and remember that it was you who taught me the merit of that. Thanks for passing on your values as well as your love. Happy birthday, dad."
• "Thank you, dad, for being the rock I can stand on when I feel like I’m falling apart. You’ve always been there for me when I needed you. For your birthday know that I love you very much. A warm, happy birthday."
• "Happy birthday, father & guide. Thank you for being the lighthouse that keeps me safe during the storms of life."
• "Dad, happy birthday! You’ve always been an amazing father. Now, I’m glad to say; you’re an even more amazing friend."
• "A loving father like you deserves to have nothing but all the happiness and beauty in this world. May God bless your beautiful heart and soul with happiness all the days of your life. Happy birthday."
• "Here’s to you dad, the first person I call when I get into trouble! Happy birthday, I love you."
Funny Birthday Wishes for Dad
Fathers are also cool and their jokes brighten up a dull day. Why not make him laugh while wishing him on his big day? Check these out.
• "Dad, you are just like a busy student. You’ve got a lot of class. Happy birthday!"
• "Dad, happy birthday. I hope today is a day full of love and relaxation. You deserve it. After all, you’re a real catch."
• "If I had a dollar for everything I love about you, I’d be rich! Happy birthday to a million dollar dad!"
• "Hey, dad! You taught me to grill a perfect steak, and that’s what I’m doing this weekend for you. Looking forward to seeing you on your big birthday!"
• "I will always look up to you, even when I eventually become taller than you. Happy birthday, my sweet father."
• "Thanks for all those times you didn’t tell mom. Just know you’ve got a lot of favors you can call in, dad. Happy bright birthday!"
• "When I was a kid I had to look up to you because you were so much taller. Now that I’m older, I look up to you because you are an amazing man. Happy birthday, dad."
• "Happy birthday to the man who had my best interest at heart, even when I was too dumb to realize it. Love you."
• "With age comes wisdom, that’s why I’m always bugging you with questions! Happy birthday to the most helpful dad."
• "Your birthday only comes around once a year, but luckily your amazing dad skills are 24/7. Happy, happy birthday!"
• "Sure, you may be a little bit older, but that’s no reason you can’t act like a kid! Have fun on your birthday dad."
• "Happy birthday pops! If you want, I can cover you so that you can sneak off with your old buddies."
• "A father of your caliber deserves more than a happy birthday. You deserve a stupendous, breathtaking, extraordinary birthday! Unfortunately, we didn’t plan a birthday on that scale. But just know you deserve one!"
• "All these years later you still know how to party, keep rocking dad. We love you. Happy birthday!"
• "Happy birthday to the dad that can build anything, fix anything, and deal with any problem. You are my superhero."
• "There are good dads and great dads. But for your birthday I just want you to know that you take daddying to a whole new level. Happy birthday, cheers!"
• "Relax dad, have a drink and put your feet up. It’s your birthday, and we are going to take care of you."
• "Dad, I know you have the heart of a child. But stop trying to steal a bite of the cake before we sing Happy Birthday."
• "Happy birthday dad. May all your fish be big, your beers cold, and your teams win."
• "Happy birthday to the puniest dad in the world! Thanks for all the laughs and the groans."
• "Dad, you’re one in a million. No, one in a billion. Actually, one in a trillion. In other words, you’re one of a kind. The best, most loving kind. Happy birthday!"
• "Who needs an instruction manual for life when I have you! Happy birthday and thanks for all the great advice over the years!"
• "You put up with me while growing up. That automatically qualifies you for dad of the century. Happy birthday and thank you for your vast amounts of patience!"
• "Wear your gray hairs proudly dad. They are memories of all our times. Thanks for bearing it all, happy birthday!"
• "As you get older you’ll start forgetting lots of things. Just never forget how much I adore you. Happiest birthday to the best dad!"
• "When I think about the golden oldies, I think about you! Happy birthday, dad!"
A message is not expensive, nor is it everything that you can do for your father on his big day. Messages are a sweet gesture to let your dad know about your feelings.
Hope you spend a great time with your dad this year and in the coming years. Share your experience with us.