Funny 50th Birthday Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.
Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations!
Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
You're just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
You're no longer the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.
Now that you're 50 you've probably got more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!
Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!
If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy birthday and congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.
Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.
Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
You can't hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!
You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!
The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!
Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White
By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn
50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn
Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope
At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green
I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
You’ve been in your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!
Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!
I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!
A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her
I’m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!
I always get my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!
Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. – East of Sweden
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeter
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie White
Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.
Happy birthday messages for your sister
• Here’s to the greatest sister anyone could ask for. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday, built-in best friend!
• Happiest of birthdays to the gal who got me through childhood and then some.
• Beyond proud that you’re my sister and I hope you have a happy birthday.
• I hope your birthday is as wonderful as you are, sister.
• I’m proud to have you as a sister and wanted to wish you a happy birthday
• To my hero and inspiration on her birthday, I hope your day is as incredible as you. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday messages for your brother
• Happy birthday to my first fierce protector.
• Cheers to another year, brother! Happy birthday!
• I can’t wait to celebrate with you. Happy birthday!
• It is your birthday.
• To the guy who always makes me feel safe and loved, I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
• I hope your birthday is as fun and full of life as you are.
• Happy birthday, bro!
Happy birthday messages for your mom
• Mothers are the most wonderful gift to the world, and I hope you feel as special as you deserve on your birthday. I love you.
• Time to make some wishes, Mom! Happy birthday!
• Happy birthday to my first and forever best friend.
• I can’t wait to celebrate your special day with you. Happy birthday, Mom.
• Happy birthday to the woman who never gave up on me and was always there for me.
• Happy birthday, Mom. I’m so grateful for everything you do.
• May you always feel beautiful, youthful, and happy — the way you make me feel. Happy birthday, Mom.
Happy birthday messages for your dad
• Thank you for never giving up on me, dad. Happy birthday to the world’s greatest man.
• Happy birthday to my hero and favorite person.
• I’m so grateful for all you do and I hope you get to relax for a change on your birthday. I love you.
• I will love you today, tomorrow, and forever, and I hope your birthday is as incredible as you are.
• Happy birthday, Dad. Thank you for always being a shoulder to lean on and for always being willing to lend a helping hand.
• Happy birthday, Dad. Love, your number one fan.
• Thank you for always being there to catch me when I fall and to hold my hand. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday messages for your husband
• Cheers to another year, my love.
• Happy birthday, DILF. I hope you have the most wonderful birthday yet.
• Wishing a very happy birthday to the most perfect man in the world.
• We are so lucky to have you, and we are so appreciative for all that you do. I love you so much and I hope you have a happy birthday.
• Happy birthday to the man that is too good to be true. I love you.
• You make my life so special and magical, and I hope your birthday is special and magical as well.
• You are my anchor, my rock, and my best friend, and I hope you have a happy birthday.
Happy birthday messages for your wife
• My love for you is endless and I hope you have a birthday as wonderful as you are.
• You amaze me in so many ways, and I hope you have an amazing birthday.
• I hope your birthday is as happy as you make me every single day.
• Happy birthday to the world’s best wife.
• Happy birthday to the one who has made all my birthdays worth celebrating.
• Happy birthday to my soulmate and best friend.
• Thank you for always believing in me and making me feel so important. I hope your birthday is relaxing and perfect.
Happy birthday messages for grandmas
• Happy birthday to my favorite person.
• Wishing you a very happy birthday. Best grandma ever.
• Happy birthday, Grandma! Here’s to many more candles, cakes, and celebrations.
• Happy birthday to the woman who always believed in me.
• I love you, Grandma. I hope your birthday is as sweet as you are.
• Thank you for always providing comfort, peace, laughter, and delicious meals. Happy birthday to the best of the best.
• Happy birthday to the spunkiest lady that ever was.
Happy birthday messages for grandpas
• To the wittiest guy I know, happy birthday.
• Thank you for your wisdom, Grandpa. Happy birthday, I love you.
• Happy birthday to the most caring, fun and hard working person I know.
• Happy birthday to the patriarch of our family. We’re so lucky to have you!
• To the man who always inspires me to work hard and do my best — happy birthday.
• To my beloved grandpa, I hope your birthday is as special as you are.
• Happy birthday, Grandpa! I hope there’s a recliner with your name on it.
Happy birthday messages for aunts
• To the lady who has been like a second mother to me — happy birthday.
• To my built-in best friend, I hope you have a birthday as special and fun as you are.
• Here’s hoping all your birthday wishes come true. I love you.
• Happy birthday to my confidant, my inspiration, and my hero.
• Happy birthday to the world’s greatest aunt.
• Happy birthday to my favorite aunt.
• Aunts and nieces/nephews have such a special bond, and I’m so thankful to have you in my life. Happy birthday.
Happy birthday messages for your uncle
• Happy birthday! I hope you’ll always know how much you mean to me.
• Happy birthday to the "fun guy" and best uncle around.
• Thank you for being like a second father to me, and I hope you have a happy birthday.
• I hope your birthday is as fun, happy, full of life, and sweet as you are.
• I’m so lucky to be your niece/nephew, and I hope you have a wonderful birthday.
• Hugs and happiness for my favorite uncle on his birthday.
• Happy birthday, Uncle! I hope you get to sit back and relax for once.
Happy birthday messages for best friends
• Your friendship is one of the most valued relationships in my life. I love you! Happy birthday.
• It is your birthday.
• I’m so grateful you’re in my life, friend. Happy birthday.
• To my number one cheerleader, confidant, and sidekick, happy birthday.
• Wishing my bestie the best day of the year!
• I’m so thankful you were born. Happy birthday.
• Cheers to more fun, memories, and cake!
Happy birthday messages for colleagues
• Wishing you a great birthday and memorable year!
• Wishing you the best on your birthday!
• Thank you for everything you do throughout the year, and I hope you have an amazing birthday.
• Happy birthday! Now take the day off and turn on your out of office.
• Happiest of birthdays to my favorite thing about working here.
• I hope your day is filled with happiness and fun. Happy birthday!
• So happy to have you as a coworker and cheers to more donuts in the break room!
Happy birthday messages for nieces and nephews
• Happy Birthday! I was gonna give you something awesome for your birthday, but the mailman made me get out of the mailbox.
• I hope I’m the fun aunt/uncle because you sure are the fun niece/nephew! I hope your birthday is as fun as you are.
• I hope your birthday is as special as you are to me.
• Happy birthday to the world’s most adorable niece/nephew.
• Happy birthday! I hope your day is filled with fun surprises and lots of gifts.
• To my favorite kid in the world, I hope you have a fantastic birthday.
• The world has been brighter since you arrived in it. Here’s to another year of you making the lives around you even better — especially mine.
Happy birthday messages for children
• There’s nothing more special than the day you were born, because my world became so much brighter and happier with you in it. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday to the sun in my sky.
• To my sweet child, you will always be my baby and my world so I wish you the best on your special day.
• Happy birthday to my favorite person.
• I am so proud to be your parent and I hope your day is as magical and wonderful as you are. Happy birthday.
• I hope all your wishes come true today, because on this day when you were born all of mine did.
• You have brought so much joy and happiness into our lives. Happy birthday my sweet child of mine.
• Happy birthday, love bug. I am so glad you’re here, today and every day.
• I am so lucky you’re here, and so proud of you every day. Here’s to one more glorious trip around the sun.
Hopefully one of these happy birthday text messages from this extensive list will have you covered for everyone’s birthday for at least the next seven years to come.