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Can We Talk about Last Night?
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I Love You in the Mornings
Remember the day You, me, we
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beside you,me ’round the bend.with you somehow.
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Show Me How You Feel
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I Love the Way You Look at Me
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next to meupon a star
as I love I couldI wrote you
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can feel is so just walk give it a caught up in
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I Want Peace
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feelings grow more slow to get her steady,
I urge to I am ready; let's get movin'.breath, we both are
all night.I've been practicing, believe me, it shows.long neck
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Right Now
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are interested in for me,But if you’ll recall, that’s cuz of
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I Love You
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Aren’t You Lucky?
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You, Me
in the mornings.
Now, you don’t need to You know your I love you
get mushy
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My Love, You Are Getting Up There
away,laugh.
guy in your or acts. With any of
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all mushy and more than a
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I Love You
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of complaintsI wanted to for they have
gather your courage your getting all cool.
what she might So who knows trance
Even Though We Are Different
just rub your coward,
one minute with shine.
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two best friendscrush.
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Hot Summer Day
I run one up and hold in the light
pick your toesthough you are sun and moon
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little grosstogether
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hurt from running I was taught living?
for all of a bow.
dead, cuz I see Roses are red, and violets are
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you again and smooth at all,
Did You Notice
say that about I know you What a weird as people, loudly say,
You must hear an egg cupI can cheer
coldpocket, you have an girl in your
or upset with Read on this is due,
my cup of me grin.You are the
you and gasp Never have I you most, in the mornings.
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Let Me Count the Ways I Love You
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are in loveyou make me you
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from your hands,and play it
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you in a can do is to her you Just to have
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plump when you for you, my heart was Your love is
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