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have an awesome for you. – Carl Sandburg
• 50 is the • Happy 50th birthday, to the person
and lows, you’ve always managed of the party! I know you’re going to people spend it
face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
happy times!• Happy 50th Birthday. Through your highs
• Happy 50th Birthday, to the life you let other
fifty is the
bring you peaceful the future.
joy.
spent. Be careful lest you have after
are respected. May the future
of health, wealth, and happiness in future of continued it will be you, but the face
role-model. Know that you are. All the best
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how loved you have a fantastic have, and only you
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wiser with each a treat. Put your feet a blessing.
• Time is the
10 times that • Happy 50th Birthday. You have grown someone who deserves as you are see that development. – Bjorkyears old. You should be today and always.
wonderful surprises to
to be blessed in itself. It's interesting to you turn 5 the very best special day brings
in it. May you continue
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milestone to be
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about you! Keep doing it they meet. Thank you for another 50.in your years. – Abraham Lincolndo things, and yet you expectations. I love that out of everybody
second half with life that count. It’s the life being asked to the norms and makes a family can complete the
years in your
are the hardest. You are always
and don’t fall for
• Happy 50th Birthday, to someone who moment of life. We think you end, it’s not the fifty and seventy your own rules
begin!
person we know! Keep enjoying every • And in the • The years between • Happy 50th Birthday. You live by
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the most fun of fifty! – Elizabeth Cady Stantongreat – if you're sixty. – Joan Riversand always. Here’s to you!
• 50 cheers to
you’re having fun, and you are the shady side • Looking fifty is spark. Keep sparkling forever
an amazing year.
to fly when a woman's life is fifty. – Coco Chanelwipe away your wonderful celebration and milestone to celebrate! Time does seem • The heyday of you have at done anything to
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favorite so far!
and always.that even youth to you to a league of year is your richly blessed today
stamina and endurance
have at twenty; it is up • Happy 50th Birthday. You are in • Hope your 50th of your own! Here’s to you! May you be • Being fifty takes the face you
as you are. All the best.
while. Let’s get started!style and class by age 50, you don't have to.• Nature gives you I know you. Stay as wonderful
might take a
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all the years
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come true.best.about being 50. Just ask any day.
has not aged
50 of them little older! All the very of good things
today and every • Happy 50th Birthday. Your natural charm
and may all
with being a • There are plenty to know you for you!on every candle
self-love that comes
first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblynmet. I’m so blessed
50 awesome years
• May you wish life. Wishing you the details of your I have ever
who you are! Here’s to another
of this century!wonderful stage of grandkids with the generous, special, and loving person delight to know. Stay true to the greatest creations
this new and
before you're regaling your • Happy 50th birthday, to the most and expressive wonder! You are a to one of as you enter
matter of time
in my life.
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the top of you. Happy birthday!face he deserves. – George Orwelltoday and always.sorrow and tears • 50-years-old and at
graced with beautiful • At 50, everyone has the the very best been tears of 50!today, the world was
out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Dillersay. You deserve all years there have for any age— and incredible for • 50 years ago starts to wear something uplifting to that through the • You look great in our lives.
fifty. But everything else who always has you’ve come! I am sure 50-year-old I know!to have you life begins at
and creative soul • Happy 50th Birthday. Wow! Look how far • You’re the youngest art. We’re so blessed • Maybe it's true that • Happy 50th birthday, to a talented blessed always.so good!a work of
by saying he's pretty. – E.W. Housespecial person.will be immensely • Fifty never looked makes every day
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who you have • Happy 50th Birthday proud of at this new decade seriously, but never ourselves. – Marie Dressler
you will appreciate returns.much to be the very best to take life achieved. And especially, I hope that
all the best, and many happy • You have so you, and you deserve are really important. We have learned that you have
celebrate. I’m wishing you year!for those around a few things and appreciate all
milestone birthday to be a BEAUTIFUL day a gift out that only will look back tonight!! What a lovely face of 50, then it’s going to • Happy 50th birthday! You make every our hardest lessons. We have found milestone birthday. I hope you
of the party • If you’re the new and always.we hit 50, we have learned • Happy 50th Birthday! Congratulations on this are the heart things to come.richly blessed today • By the time
be truly blessed.• Happy 50th Birthday! I hope you beginning of amazing our lives. May you be life. – Muhammad Alitimes more fun. May your day
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makes such a has wasted thirty that makes life
big fan of 50 more!beautiful way. Your big heart did at twenty need, and a friend attempt. I am a you…and an incredible
in such a fifty as he an hour of in all you years of incredible touching our lives the same at darkness, a friend in
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years. May you have have achieved! I wish you dreams come true up the room, and the laughter celebrate another wonderful more love, more laughter, and more fun a shoulder to
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you many, many, many happy returns.you! I can’t believe your respected and loved. On this milestone forward to many
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