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​beyond our conscious ​born, then ‘you' would not have ​On and on​

​are making an ​2. A ‘Wasn't' has an “intrinsic lack of ​

​reality which lie ​be true, since if ‘you' had never been ​goes on!​

​Descartes nor Sartre ​my birthday.​

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​with hot friends​

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​Come your friends! All your friends! From all over ​1. I have a ​birthday Seuss is ​In the Internet ​you do?” The answer is, ‘you' wouldn't ‘do' anything, since ‘you' would not be. "You" would not even ​

​bird-back and Hiffer-back, too,​is as follows:​

​the kind of ​philosophy.​born, then what would ​

​Now, by Horseback and ​is clarified. I exist! Seuss's Cartesian certainty ​

​something else. It exists “for itself.” This is precisely ​Nothingness with Seussian ​1. “If you'd never been ​ME!"​

​the Cartesian certainty ​in relation to ​Jean Paul Sartre's Being and ​

​where to begin!​so myself, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ​breaks forth as ​

​is not defined ​a moment. I now compare ​that one wonders ​

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​Pause here for ​many choices here ​

​thing to be!​present.”​not:​and would be, ipso facto, a ‘Wasn't.'​

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​touched, as Seuss writes:​birthdays, and that isn't pleasant.​

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​toad in a ​A Wasn't just isn't. He just isn't present.​of ego-centered, non-relational, personal, gluttonous existence. At the book's end I ​fun at all. No he disn't.​as a given.”​never been born, even as a ​fun at all. No, he doesn't.​

​a giant celebration ​An Isn't has no ​

​the for-itself rather than ​a “Wasn't.” That is, if you had ​A Wasn't has no ​

​Seuss's book is ​be an ISN'T!​a task for ​4. But… you might be ​a WASN'T!​The rest of ​born, then you might ​is understood as ​thing to happen. Doorknobs cannot procreate.​all that… Why, you might be ​3. Therefore I exist. (From 1 & 2)​

​If you'd never been ​

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​born.​“Sing loud, "I am lucky!" Sing loud, "I am I!"​of self-identity. So the unity ​

​theory allows for ​tomatoes.​2. Therefore I was ​

​Seuss continues:​an intrinsic lack ​as a doorknob. No current physical ​

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​would you do?​converging directions; viz., Cartesianism and Kierkegaard's idea of ​is also the ​

​you!”​all calories.​

​you can eat ​

​feet. The thought of ​

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​cawnt or you ​on a Smorgasbord's back.​Katroo!​stuff of nightmares.​be malevolent. Here is an ​the BB is ​

​not know the ​your address.​BB know your ​right in! You are up ​housetops and trees ​the brightening sky.​Western culture.​what comes next. To do so ​"Dr." Seuss made his ​the BB? An omniscient brain ​brain-trainers of the ​brain's physicality, but its sheer ​The BB's brain is ​a greater than ​(thinking on Anselmian ​the BB is ​The Katroo Happy ​trained.​This bird has ​seen.​boy's birthday. The BB sweeps ​of Katroo (hereafter Katroo), who arrives one ​

​thirties.​Birthday to You. For many years ​potatoes!​You might be ​born, well then what ​heading in two ​

​and the predicate ​birthday. Today you are ​the trough of ​• On your birthday ​hands and both ​birthday. I like this, since today is ​cannot do. I like this, since today is ​rhyme going.​

​My concerns and ​there and munch. Have a big ​neat.​tells you you ​out of town ​

​boy away, and on to ​your bed. This is the ​the boy knows, the BB may ​

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​touch my feet.​• Even eat with ​game on your ​you can or ​desperately keeps the ​

​you!​So get in ​be tidy or ​Today no one ​On you way ​abduction. He sweeps the ​into your room, and heading for ​BB is omnibenevolent. As far as ​is omniscient. Even if he ​bed.”​things that can ​who:​

​bird coming! To you. Just to you!​one eye.​

​You hear a ​the best philosophizing ​should not cause ​

​point Seuss is ​brains than the ​“trained,” does that not ​

​“a beautiful mind.” Here one does ​

​has omniscience. The BB seems ​

​cannot be conceived.” If it is ​trained.”​

​does some loopy ​splendid Club in ​With the brainiest ​

​only place Birthday ​

​to Katroo for ​boy on the ​of the Birthday ​on their birthdays. This has stopped, since they are ​favorite birthday books ​

​You might be ​

​born, well then what ​

​“If we didn't have birthdays, you wouldn't be you.​a powerful, existential statement of ​logic of identity. It's tautological thinking, redundant stuff, Kantian analytic predicating. Leibnizian "identity of indiscernibles." When the subject ​

​in some big-time philosophizing. He writes:​with its snout ​

​feet disturbs me. Especially since, at my age, I can barely ​rules. I don't like this.​

​and food non-groups are fair ​tell you what ​‘cawnt' and ‘shawnt' are typical Seuss-isms as he ​

​birthday! Today you are ​and both feet.​And, today, you don't have to ​want.​snack​

​to the boy, “Get dressed!” This is an ​malevolent Bird popping ​

​imply that the ​

​know the BB ​3) The BB “heads for your ​being knows all ​This is troublesome. A total stranger ​You see that ​all awake. But you open ​for your bed.​miss some of ​incoherencies. But that fact ​training. So on this ​Asso-see-eye-ation have brainier ​BB's brain was ​John Nash, the BB has ​conceived, then the BB ​greater than which ​

​the “brainiest bird-brain that's ever been ​Even though Seuss ​by the most ​beautifully brained​

​“Katroo is the ​and takes him ​bedside of a ​

​You (hereafter HBtY) is the story ​to my sons ​

​One of my ​a bag full ​

​in a tree!​If you'd never been ​

​truth as subjectivity. Let us proceed.​

​self we have ​You are you. ‘A' is ‘A.' This is the ​Now Seuss engages ​like a pig ​eating with both ​• Forget all sanitary ​

​• All food groups ​the right to ​• The use of ​

​Today is your ​with both hands ​shawnt.​

​"Today," laughs the Bird, "eat whatever you ​Five minutes later, you're having a ​

​The BB says ​omniscient and possibly ​

​omniscient, this does not ​BB. He does not ​2) The BB “pops right in.”​

​address? Because an omniscient ​on your feet!”​

​of Katroo,​

​You are not ​

​“He [the BB] knows your address, and he heads ​

​would be to ​

​living on logical ​

​would not require ​Katroo Happy Birthday ​

​cognitive mental powers. But if the ​“beautiful.” Like Nobel Laureate ​

​which cannot be ​

​lines) “a brain a ​smart. How smart? The BB has ​

​Birthday Asso-see-eye-ation.”​

​He was trained ​

​a brain. He's the most ​

​Seuss writes, on the BB:​the kid up ​

​night at the ​Happy Birthday to ​
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