Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for "#nofilter #girl #senior #TBT #ImOut""Wow! I’m glad that’s over!"

"I bequeath my locker to my younger brother."

could do it."

"We made it! #YOLO"

"No more homework, no more books! No more teacher’s dirty looks!"

"This was so easy a caveman the answer."

"I finally learned

"Can I please stay another year? – said no one."

"Donuts are always at the 10

year reunion!"how to right good."

"See you all school.""I’m way cuter

"See kids? I told you I was good looking in high here."

"What can I in person."

"Don’t stop thinking about tomorrow. It’ll soon be "They asked me

to write something. So here it say about school? I laughed. I cried. My parents tell me it was fun."

can fall asleep.""One day I is: Something."

"Why fall in love when you is pretty unrealistic."

"No, Miranda, your senior quote will rule the world."

"High School Musical if you try

hard enough."can't be 'Fries before guys.'" —Dad

"Any pizza is a personal pizza riding a bike. Except the bike was on fire

"Goodbye old boyfriends. Hello new boyfriends!"

"High school was easy. It was like on fire because it wasn’t easy."and the ground was on fire and everything was up?’""You're all gonna

"I know what you’re all thinking, ’How did I pass this guy "If I still

look this good regret not dating me in high school."

a clone." "A+"Want to keep in 10 years, I’ll be happy."

For twins: "My senior project was to make captions that would



Short 30th Birthday Captions

be perfect.your captions short and sweet? Here are some fun 30th birthday From roaring twenties to dirty thirties… let’s do this.

New decade, who dis?

Celebrating my 2nd 29th birthday today… #Not30 #OrAmI

Chapter 30, Page 1.Here for cake, and cake only.

Season 30, Episode 1.

And so begins Chapter 30.

So this is

30.

Woke up a little older… but not wiser.

My day, my way. #30

further notice.Level up. #30

Favorite day of the year. #30

Staying 30 until I’m shawty and

it’s my birthday. #30

Lap 30 around the sun…

Birthday behavior! #30

On a scale of 1-10, feeling a solid

Hey Siri, count the candles.

Just like wine, better with time. #30

POV: You can’t believe I’m 30 now.

before.Hello, 30.30.

Est. [Birth Year]

Wow, never been 30 Achievement unlocked: 30.

Be good to

Keeping it real since [Birth Year].

Experience level: 30.

sun. Hello, 30.

Well look who me, 30.

Cheers to another lap around the Say hello to

the world’s latest 30 just turned 30…

Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

Another year, another candle on the cake. #30

serious. Sometimes, the best captions are a little year old.

Funny 30th Birthday Captions

Birthday captions don’t need to be cheesy or humorous twist.Shoutout to my lighthearted and fun. Here are some 30th birthday captions that have a Be careful what

you wish for… My parents wished mama who was in labor 30 years ago.

ended up.30? Who cares. I just want for me 30 years ago and look where that 30 years later

and I’m still a cake.

Officially 30, but still mentally about five.

as you are.Agent of chaos hot mess.

Made it to 30! I know. I’m as surprised 30 years. Here’s to many

more years of for 30 years.

Tripping on my own feet for was my own birthday. #SoThisIs30clumsiness.

Got so distracted by cake, I forgot it I don’t care how old I’m turning, so long as

Another year older, but I’ll need some extra time for that ‘wiser’ bit. #30

post a shameless selfie. Looking for fun there’s cake.

30th Birthday Captions for Selfies

Birthdays are the perfect day to fun options.30 & flirty. Happy birthday to 30th birthday captions to go with your selfies? Here are some age. #30

Baddie since [insert birth year].me!

Serving cake, and serving looks.

Getting badder with 30th birthday?

Only took 30

You really gonna scroll without wishing me a happy Celebrating another level

up. #30years to get this cute.

Another year, another selfie. #30

Bday wish for the bday bish? #30

Make a wish. #30

Wishing for you this year 😉 #30

Est. [Month]/[Day]/[Year]30? Bring it on.

Time to see what 30 is all about.

Aging and raging. #30

Waited 946,080,000 for this.

Birthday mode: the youngest I’ll ever be, and the oldest I’ve ever been. #30

Growing and glowing. #30

me.

In need of

That birthday glow. #Feeling30

I think 30 looks good on friends? Whether you want

30th Birthday Captions for Photos with Friends

to commemorate that some 30th birthday captions to pair with photos you’ve taken with for turning 30 with friends.special bday party or dinner, here are some fun caption ideas my side.Ringing in 30

Wouldn’t want to turn 30 with anyone else by it to 30

without these beauties. Here’s to another with the best crew.

Wouldn’t have made pretty good with this crew by lap around the sun!

30 is looking years.Feeling unstoppable at my side.

Cheers to good friends, good vibes, and another 30 Grateful to have

found my people 30 with this crew by my side.

the best people I could have by Age 30.

Another lap around the sun with will bring with these beauties by ever asked for. Here’s to 30!

Can’t wait to see what 30 on my side. #3030: Wild and free.my side.

Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

Birthday wish? Already come true with this crew how awesome and

hot we were

Can’t wait to tell our kids one day about group.Age 30 but at 30.

Only 30, but forever the mom of the ringing in 30with

the best people forever the baby of the group.

Thankful to be anyone could ask for. #gratefulI know.

Turning 30 with the best friends for helping me ring in 30.

Age is just a number, but friends like these are forever. Thank you all one for the books.

Don’t wanna be sappy so… let’s just say 30 is already side.Start of Season

Excited for Chapter 30 with this crew on my for.

Chapter 30. Time to make 30 with the best co-stars I could have ever asked off to the

best start I some memories.

Making memories with this crew… 30 is already the only gift I need. #30could have ever asked for.

These beauties are on my side.Birthdays are a

30 will be a breeze with friends like these cute throwback photo

30th Birthday Captions for Photos with Family

or a photo great time to pay homage to family, so whether you’re posting a captions.Thanks for letting of a family celebration, here are some fun 30th Birthday 30 years of

being your favorite me bother you for the past 30 years.

Thankful to be ringing in 30 pain in the butt. Here’s to 30 more.

for.Lucked out with with the best family I could have ever asked 30!

Turning 30 with a fam like this. Thanks for helping me ring in the past 30

years so unforgettable!the best support system in the world. Thanks for making Couldn’t have made it to 30

Family is everything. Cheers to another lap around the sun! #30

Celebrating 30 with some unconditional family without you. Family truly is the best gift We here at

Thoughtful Gift Club love a good love. Now, can I get some cake?

30th Birthday Quotes/References from Pop Culture

references from movies, TV shows, and songs that would make for perfect 30th birthday quote and reference. Here are some perfect quotes and "When you turn thirty, a whole new thing happens: you see yourself captions.

30, flirty and thriving.

"30 is the new 20, unless you’re 20, then it’s the new 40." -Dane Peddigrewacting like your parents." -Blair Sabol

fully is from thirty to sixty. The young are slaves to dreams; the old servants

"The only time you really live in the keeping of their wits." – Hervey Allen"When you’re a teenager, all you want of regrets. Only the middle-aged have all their five senses hit 30 all you want to

do is to to do is buy beer. But once you wait for no man, but time always stands still for get carded." – Carrie Bradshaw

"Time and tide Last but not least, are you wishing someone else a a woman of thirty." -Robert Frost

30th Birthday Captions for Others

caption ideas that will work for friends & family alike.happy 30th birthday? Here are some more 30th birthday Say hello to my new favorite 30 year old.

30 and you’ve never looked better. Here’s to you!

Helping this one ring in 30. Cheers to another lap around the

30 has never looked this good. Happy birthday, [Name]!

do get better with age… like [Name]. Happy 30th birthday!Can’t believe you’re 30. Here’s to another sun!

Some things really Who knew 30 could look this

good? Aging looks good year of amazing memories.

Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

the annoying behavior I did throughout the year. May you give on you.



• Sorry for all in the next New Year!• Happy New Year me another chance to do that wants to see you smiling always.

• May the happiness from someone who is Adorable, Handsome, and intelligent and than your weight…… Happy New Year!• Before I die, I would like

to kiss someone you get this year become bigger • It’s the thing

that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on at midnight on New Year.

• They say pain and tears help one to be the bed, on a sofa, in the car, or anywhere! It’s called Prayer! God bless your naughty mind. Happy New Year!

tears and pain. For you to become even stronger than last year. Happy New Year!stronger, So I am wishing you more so that I can be sexier. But whenever I see your fat

• My New Year’s resolution is to eat less with my resolution so I won’t do it anymore. Happy New Year body, I guess I am already successful wishing a very happy New Year, but remember you still have the to you!

• Though I am a billionaire this year, as I have dreamt that you same old husband! Happy New Year!

• May you become bungalow! Have a prosperous New Year!• May you have are going to gift me a things that happened never before! Cheers to another

year of life!a New Year full of rocking this New Year and more with the real people

• May you spend lesser time online • Have you ever wondered how Father Time becomes a who fill up your real world. Happy New Year!

find out what he’s drinking. Happy New Year!• I wish you little baby each year? At midnight, let’s watch to on burgers during snack breaks. Happy New Year!

When it comes can resist the temptation to gorge someone, then a funny wish or message



can be an to wishing a New Year to out from other’s new year wishes, but it is also the perfect extremely unique way. Not only your message will stand who is angry with you or not on talking way of breaking the ice, or wishing someone reason.So here we are, giving you tons terms with you due to any will enjoy too.

• 1 Funny New Year Wishes for of funny (and sarcastic also) new year wishes that the recipient Funny New Year

Wishes • 3 Hilarious and friends

• 2 Best friend • 4 Funny New Year wishes for

GFsarcastic New Year wishes for Relatives

for Ex – GF• 6 Funny sarcastic New Year wishes

• 5 Funny sarcastic New Year wishes for your past

Teachers• 8 Humorous sarcastic for Ex – BF

• 7 Funny (sarcastic) New Year wishes • 9 Funny and sarcastic New Year

wishes for WifeNew year wishes for BF

for your team• 11 Humorous New Year wishes to

• 10 Funny Hilarious New Year wishes below funny Hilarious

new year messages to your boss your employees

• 12 Send the I hope this New Year urges you to start (if you dare to!)

Funny New Year Wishes for friends

made two years ago! I expect the resolutions of this working on the resolutions that you a decade. Kidding! Happy New Year to you!!I understand that New Year to be completed within upcoming new year makes you even

more strong. Happy hardships throughout you like challenges. So let the hardships in the There is no dearth of needy people in the the upcoming year 2020.

your money. One of them is the sender of this message. I hope you world who would be benefited from convey. Happy New Year buddy!!May this New get what I am trying to of adrenaline so that you can

carry out all Year gives you an extra dosage mate!May this New Year, you spend all the hardcore activities on your GF. Happy New Year to not spend

time with me by the way! Jokes apart! Happy New Year the money, gifts and food on me. You are free Year brings a spirit in us to fight as everyone!!

Let this New deafen the neighbors. God helps our friendship. But Happy New year guys!!if there is no tomorrow. Let our arguments of love, respect, and admiration for each other. But when it comes to money, I am not

Let our friendship knows no boundary you from now on. Happy New Year!!I am sending going to be too extravagant for mistakes that I have done, but for the

Best friend Funny New Year Wishes 

trouble that I you a big sorry, not for the year. Kidding! Happy New year bud! Sometimes, you have to will cause you in the upcoming is directly influenced by his closest

Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

friend. So what are admit, that the success of an individual as a token of Thank you for my good you waiting for? Send me some expensive branded clothes is that real friends understand each other without uttering deeds last year. Happy New Year!!

All I know wine and whiskey this New Year eve? You can choose a word. So why don’t you send me some goddamn my buddy!!Let this New Year makes you to slog at your work though! Haha! Happy New Year best friend but

sometimes deserves a serious whack on crazier, funnier and sensible too. You are my There is no better feeling in the world for your bum. Btw, happy new year buddy!!

friend on New Year’s Eve, sitting so close and giving a me, than to be with my best a paper and a handshake."to each other serious boot to his behind for his ridiculous mistakes last year! Happy New Year buddy!!Hey mate. Happy New Year. How about you

coming home and bringing lots of pizzas, wine and other stuff instead of happiness, joy and blah blah? Happy New Year again!!There is absolutely

no joy in quitting, and I am thrilled to say that my old dirty habits will continue to exist, especially when you will be around me! But Happy New Year buddy!I congratulate you

on achieving your previous year’s goals of putting on more weight, acquiring more laziness and becoming a couch potato! Now be more active this year! Happy New Year buddy!!I hope this

New year brings in some luck for you so that you finally quit stroking your willy and instead get some real stuff if you know what I mean! Happy New Year buddy!!A very happy

new year from your best friend, who is so handsome, charming and intelligent. I urge you to learn something from him this year. Happy New Year mate!!May you achieve

lots of money this upcoming year, so that you could buy me some nice clothes and watches. Happy New Year best friend!May you achieve

the heights of fame and fortune. But no! You being dumb, would require you at least 2 years from now to do that. Kidding! Anyways keep doing the hard work! Happy New Year buddy!May your thick

brain becomes a bit sponge this year so that you could learn new skills. Also, don’t forget to gift me some nice clothes on my birthday which is nearing! Happy New year mate!!Every beginning has

an end too. May this New Year teach you to not fly in the highs of the previous year. Know that, you have to start overall again. Keep rocking buddy! Happy New Year to you!!Hoping that this

year, you do not get on my nerves and make me whack your head with a stick! Kudos to our friendship and Happy New Year to you!Do you know

how a big boot on your behind feels like? Well, if not, then come to me, I will let you know of it this New Year as a reminder of your dreaded mistakes last year. Jokes aside. Happy New Year buddy!!I hope God

does not find you a better friend to you than me! I will gladly witness your crazier, funnier ordeals this year too. Happy New Year my best friend!!May this New

Year lightens the bulb inside your thick skull and propel you to new heights of success, fame and wealth. Happy New Year to you buddy!!There is not

a day in my life that I don’t regret having an argument last time with you. I wish, instead of having that argument, I should have given you a serious whack on your back. Kidding! Happy New Year buddy!!There is a

reason that you are my best friend. You are smart, intelligent, funny and handsome, just like me. But you still have a long way to go to reach my level. Keep going, mate!!I have learned

some phenomenal things in my life from you, like getting late in the morning, eating junk and partying all night. But moments with you have always been the best. Happy New year my best friend!I have been

getting a strong itching on my palm for many days. I now understand that I need your cute little face to quench the thirst of my palm for your previous years. Simply kidding bro!! You are my everything! Happy New Year 2020I hope God

Hilarious and sarcastic New Year wishes for Relatives

be kind enough to empower you with lots of luck, health and wealth in the upcoming years. I wish you all the very best dear!!As the new

year is approaching, I want you to feel free to invite me many times over your house throughout the upcoming year. Know that my exuberant and charming personality will liven up your environment.Let bygones be

bygones, and let this new year illuminate our relations with a brighter future. Hoping that we set aside our egos and get along well!!Everything has its

cycle. I hope the cycle of your ego and anger finishes this 31st of December and let’s begin our relationship with a fresh perspective! Happy New Year!!Over the course

of months, you have achieved some stupendous stupidity, the likes of which I have never witnessed in my life. I pray to God to give you 1/10th of my sensible personality this New Year! Happy New Year!!May this New

Funny New Year wishes for GF

Year distances us at day time and brings us a lot closer at the night time. I wish that this year, I give you blissful sleep every night.I have gotten

bored now from being your boyfriend! How about I become your husband now? What do you say? Happy New year my love!! You goddamn know

that how much you enjoy poking my head with unnecessary questions at times. But I make up with that by making you totally silence at the night time. Happy New Year’s love!!May this new

year elevate my performance and consequently, your moaning. Let us promise to have a ravishing night time this whole year. Happy New year my lady love!Hoping that this

new year brings a lot of luck and courage so that you are gonna bounce (back!!) really hard. Your guy is waiting for you!! Happy New Year love!!Let us promise

this new year to tear up our clothes very often, to make out like rabbits and to moan as if there is no tomorrow. Happy New Year lovely!!Funny sarcastic New

Year wishes for Ex – GFI hope you

are spending tons of money of your new boyfriend. And I know he might be trying to get lucky at night. Don’t let him!! Haha. Happy New Year!Can your current

guy match up with the charm, charisma, speed, and stamina like me? If he can’t, come along with him. I will give him a live demonstration. Haha. Happy New Year!!Funny sarcastic New

Year wishes for Ex – BFTime and again, I have heard

that the best way to get over a man, is to get under another one! I hope you are also having the time of your life. Happy New Year!!It’s good to

have new people coming into your life. Keeps your life interesting. I hope your life is going good as mine. Happy New Year!!Funny (sarcastic) New Year wishes

for your past Teachers Hello, Sir (Mam). Your beatings and

Funny Dirty New Year Wishes

harsh criticisms are still fresh in my heart!!. I hope you find students that have the courage to absorb your behavior. Happy New Year by the way.Your teaching style

has given me and my friends loads of laughter in the classroom. You are one of a kind. Keep rocking Sir (or Mam) !!May the joy

Humorous sarcastic New year wishes for BF

of New Year gives you an extra edge over your payroll and also over your drive if you know what I mean. Happy New year handsome!Your increased appetite

has been wonderful and monstrous too quite frankly at some time. You are one of a kind. I pray that you keep smashing like this if you understand what I mean!! Happy New year love!May you rise

higher in all your professional endeavors, so that I could be a bit more extravagant this year! Cheers to the lovely New Year!Hoping this New

Year dilutes the ego (of your’s only) and soars our <3relationship to a whole new level. Let love be predominant. Happy New Year handsome!

May this New Year makes you accept the universal truth about the appeal of your significant partner and her ability to turn heads on the street. Wishing you lots of love this New Year!!

The pleasures (given by you of course!!!) have touched the core of my being! All I crave is more, more honey if you know what I mean. Happy New Year my handsome!

Funny (Sarcastic) new year wishes for husband

I hope you prove your love to me this year by buy buying a diamond necklace instead of saying it verbally. Let this New Year make you borrow money (if you have to) so that I could be the beneficiary of it. Happy New Year’s husband!!

May this new year encourage you to learn some new skills, like cooking, washing, gardening, and plumbing, skills for which your wife takes care of all the time. Jokes apart! Happy New year my love!!

I pray for you to be richer, more slim and handsome for your already pretty wife. May our moans deafen up the neighbors this whole year! Happy New Year’s lovely husband!!

A real man goes by actions, rather than by the words. So instead of saying I Love You, I want you to buy me some nice jewelry and gold items. Happy New Year my husband!!

I hope that your 2 mins moments will now be extended to at least 30 mins this year. Jokes apart, know that I love you and that I will do everything to make it work!! Happy New Year 2020 my love!!

Funny and sarcastic New Year wishes for Wife

Dear wifey, hope you don’t bite my a** as much as you did last year. Handling you is exciting but can be exhausting sometimes. Hope you don’t sit too on my a** all the time this year. Happy New Year by the way!!

May your beauty increases with time. But your stupid a** arguments definitely need to take a step back. Happy New Year by the way Wifey!!

Do you know what it takes for your man to lose its temper? Your Goddamm silence on mine jokes. So let this New Year silence your silence forever. Just kidding! Happy New Year 2020 wifey!!

Wow, another torturous year has gone by! Kudos to you my wifey! Hoping that you will mellow down on me this year! Happy New Year by the way!!

Hoping that you stay fit and fine (as usual of course darling!) so that your husband doesn’t glance to other women in the streets. All jokes apart. Happy New Year my love!!

I am anticipating a lot of excitement in the coming year, to witness utter stupidity and craziness. Jokes Apart! Happy new year wifey!!

There is no more pleasure in the world than to sit beside you in the mountains of valley, in the bright sunshine, and witnessing other beautiful women like you!! Kidding! Happy New Year wifey!!

Funny Hilarious New Year wishes for Relatives

Let this New year instill in you the values of perseverance and hard work so that you don’t give up in your every endeavor. Cheers to the New Year!!

Let ego and anger step aside from our heart and let this New year illuminates it with joy, pride, and wisdom. Happy new to both of us and to our families!

I hope that the past year has taught enough things to you to succeed this time around. Hoping that you turn around the tables, big time! Happy New Year!

Everything has its polar opposite. The highs are often followed by the lows. Urging you to not let the highs of the previous year to weaken your desire to succeed even more. Keep rocking this New Year too!

May this New Year gives you a fresh perspective on how to deal and maintain complex relationships? Hoping you learned the lessons from the mistakes of last year. Happy New Year by the way!

I hope that this New Year, you climb to the mountains of financial independence. And then carrying me to that same mountain of success through your money!! Happy New Year 2020 to you!!

Funny Hilarious New Year wishes for your team

Hello Team, I hope that this New Year, you guys will take fewer leaves, and will decrease your unproductive work hours in the office. Hoping you also save some electricity and coffee too!! Nevertheless, you guys are great! Happy New Year!

Hopefully, this year will mark a new beginning to our hassle-free and more collaborative work. Let our bosses earn in millions so that we can demand more perks this year. Happy New Year guys!!

While each and every one of us deserves a boot to our back, we must pride ourselves for the effort that we put in. Wishing all my teammates a very happy new year!!

Humorous New Year wishes to your employees

There is no better joy in this world than to see all of you stressing out so much on the work while I sit behind the desk and enjoy earning riches. Jokes apart guys! You guys are wonderful and I couldn’t have been more fortunate in having other than you people. Happy New Year everyone!!

I hope this upcoming year, you will make your boss a multi-millionaire by working your a** off. Jokes apart! Know that all your hard work will be repaid with bonuses and increased remuneration. Keep going, guys!!

Thanks to all my employees, my blood pressure and stress levels have gone through the roof last year! I sincerely hope you guys make me sweat less this year. Jokes apart! Happy New Year guys. You are doing a great job!

It has been a difficult year for all of us. But unfortunately, a much more difficult year is arriving now. Hoping you guys make the best out of it. Happy New Year guys!!

Let’s see which one of you has the ability to bear our tantrums this year. Welcome to the new year along with a whole new level of tantrums from our end! Happy New Year guys!!

Send the below funny Hilarious new year messages to your boss (if you dare to!)

Let this New Year elevates the finances of the company to a massive level. Hopefully, as a token of hard work, we would also get some significant bonuses and increased remuneration. By the way, Happy New Year Boss!!

Hoping that with the elevated financial success, we as employees would feel a sigh of relief from the exuberant but sometimes laborious hard work. All jokes apart Boss. Happy New Year !!

May this New Year make you throw fewer tantrums when you are angry! Or you can let us know the time when you are about to make tantrums. Then we can choose not to be in your proximity. All jokes apart. Happy New Year Boss!! May you increase my remuneration soon.

I hope this New Year, we get to see more of you in our office. We like your presence in the office, which makes us motivated to put in the hard work. Happy New Year Boss!

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