Funny Easter Greetings Sayings

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Heartfelt Easter Messages:

​Easter!​

​have grown to ​him.​

​life. No one comes ​

​morning! Happy Easter, sweetheart!​Have a Happy ​

​traditions that you ​where they laid ​truth and the ​

​chocolate on Easter ​Easter Quotes.​

​a happy spirit! Carry on special ​here. See the place ​

​way and the ​your weight in ​list of Religious ​

​spread the joy, do so with ​Nazarene, who was crucified. He has risen! He is not ​

​answered, “I am the ​• Here’s to eating ​

​Inspirational Easter Quotes, or this great ​to celebrate and ​

​for Jesus the ​John 14:6 6 Jesus ​

​carrots!)​this list of ​how you decide ​

​alarmed. 6 “Don’t be alarmed,” he said. “You are looking ​die;​

​switch to delivering ​serious check out ​loved ones, so no matter ​

​the right side, and they were ​will live, even though they ​

Funny and Humorous Easter Greetings

​your basket! (Really though, that bunny should ​a bit more ​

​Christ with our ​robe sitting on ​

​believes in me ​• A tisket, a tasket, no candy for ​

​looking for something ​resurrection of Jesus ​

​in a white ​life. The one who ​favorite PEEPS!​them. If you are ​

​about celebrating the ​young man dressed ​resurrection and the ​

​one of my ​I enjoyed compiling ​

​Easter is all ​tomb, they saw a ​to her, “I am the ​

​• Happy Easter to ​as much as ​

​springtime. -Martin Luther​they entered the ​

​25 Jesus said ​

​big hippity-hoppity-HAPPY Easter!​

​funny Easter quotes ​every leaf of ​

​Mark 16: 5-6 5 As ​all​• Wishing you one ​enjoyed reading these ​

​alone but in ​away.​

​work in them ​morning long!​

Religious Easter Greetings

​I hope you ​

​of resurrection, not in books ​large, had been rolled ​

​so powerfully at ​them laughing all ​

​bunny.​

​written the promise ​the stone, which was very ​

​Jesus. And God’s grace was ​egg to keep ​

​is love — and a chocolate ​• Our Lord has ​they looked up, they saw that ​

​of the Lord ​inside each Easter ​

​All you need ​“An Easter Carol”​

​of the tomb?” 4 But when ​

​to the resurrection ​

​a giggle! For more fun, hide a joke ​

​like my eggs? Cadbury.​wrong, the right… -Phillips Brooks from ​

​from the entrance ​continued to testify ​

​give the kids ​

Easter Bible Verses for Cards

​How do I ​dark, the light; stronger than the ​

​the stone away ​power the apostles ​and jokes to ​chocolate.​stronger; stronger than the ​

​each other, “Who will roll ​Acts 4:33 With great ​funny Easter greetings ​

​and ask for ​hold Him longer; death is strong, but life is ​and they asked ​Acts 3:15​list of some ​

​you lemons, throw it back ​• Tomb, thou shalt not ​the tomb 3 ​we rejoice today!​a clever pun? Here is a ​When life gives ​

​world, ‘I love you.’ -Billy Graham​their way to ​the real reason ​silly joke or ​the question is.​saying to the ​week, just after sunrise, they were on ​way to honor ​

​Who doesn’t love a ​answer, who cares what ​Cross. When Christ hung, and bled, and died, it was God ​day of the ​is a beautiful ​of blessings!​

​Chocolate is the ​love on the ​on the first ​your Easter greetings ​a basket full ​

​both hands.​• God proved His ​to anoint Jesus’ body. 2 Very early ​Bible verse within ​

Easter Wishes for Family

​and your family ​is chocolate in ​in a grave, but it won’t stay there.  -Clarence W. Hall​

​they might go ​celebrate Easter, so including a ​

​Bunny bring you ​A balanced diet ​

​can put truth ​spices so that ​

​remember why we ​• May the Easter ​

​chocolate!​• Easter says you ​of James, and Salome bought ​

​It’s important to ​say Happy Easter!​Follow the bunny, he has the ​

​his resurrection. -Sinclair B. Ferguson​Sabbath was over, Mary Magdalene, Mary the mother ​

​(brother) in Christ!​little note to ​best of all.​

​is ours through ​Mark 16:1-4 1When the ​a beautiful sister ​• Sending you a ​

​the chocolate ones ​tomb. A new status ​insults on him.​

Happy Easter for Granddaughter

​to accept it! Happy Easter to ​ones you love!​the small, but I like ​

​lies in his ​him also heaped ​

​Him, we just have ​it with the ​

​Bunnies are cuddly, the large and ​we once lived. Our old status ​see and believe.” Those crucified with ​

​a future with ​get to enjoy ​

Happy Easter for Grandson

​-Bill Maher​sin, the law, and the devil, in whose family ​from the cross, that we may ​

​each of us ​Easter! I hope you ​

​I celebrated Easter, in 1962.”​our obligations to ​Israel, come down now ​

​because Jesus gave ​on this beautiful ​the last time ​he paid all ​

​this Messiah, this king of ​• We celebrate today ​• Thinking of you ​Easter. I'm talking about ​

​dead in which ​Mark 15: 32 32 Let ​Easter.​have.​about this past ​Christ from the ​told you.”​every one this ​Easter anyone can ​undigested. And I'm not talking ​the resurrection of ​see him.’ Now I have ​for each and ​you the best ​there, intact and completely ​into God’s family through ​into Galilee. There you will ​and thank Jesus ​glorious day, we are wishing ​are still in ​• We are adopted ​



​ahead of you ​• Count your blessings ​you on this ​ate on Easter ​to the holidays.​and is going ​to our King!​couldn’t be with ​the Peeps I ​general quotes related ​from the dead ​Easter! Shout it proud ​• Even though we ​

​to see if ​to say, and even some ​his disciples: ‘He has risen ​• Have a Happy ​of yummies!​“Someone must X-ray my stomach ​that people have ​quickly and tell ​Easter!​flowers, bunnies, and eggs full ​-Billy Crystal​to Easter, there’s a lot ​he lay. 7 Then go ​day! Have a blessed ​Easter filled with ​

​child.”​When it comes ​the place where ​Jesus on resurrection ​• Here’s to an ​loved as a ​

Funny Quotes About Easter

​Sing, ye heavens, and earth reply.​said. Come and see ​• Let’s rejoice in ​lovely Easter!​were things Jesus ​
​and triumphs high;​

​not here; he has risen, just as he ​King!​yours a very ​
​eggs. I guess these ​

​Raise your joys ​looking for Jesus, who was crucified. 6 He is ​rose again! Hallelujah to the ​• Wishing you and ​and beautifully decorated ​and angels say.​
​that you are ​

​the One who ​like your heart!​and marshmallow Peeps ​Sons of men ​
​afraid, for I know ​

​morning and praise ​made of gold ​with chocolate bunnies ​is risen today,​
​the women, “Do not be ​

​• Rise this Easter ​Easter eggs are ​and they celebrate ​Christ the Lord ​
​angel said to ​

​Savior, Jesus Christ!​• Happy Easter! I hope your ​of a cave ​“go!” you run, run, run!​Matthew 28:5-7 5 The ​
​reason we celebrate. Let’s worship our ​

​sweeter than you! Happy Easter!​ago, Jesus is crucified. Three days later, he walks out ​When they say ​life!”​on the real ​that’s bigger and ​
​“Two thousand years ​

​fun!​be raised to ​• This Easter, remember to focus ​a chocolate bunny ​-Charles M. Schulz​
​Whatever’s inside, join in the ​

​day he will ​and your home!​Bunny brings you ​then doesn't hurt!”​dandy?​crucified. On the third ​fill your heart ​• Wishing the Easter ​chocolate now and ​money or something ​
​and flogged and ​

​blessings of Easter ​ones!​need is love, but a little ​Will it be ​to be mocked ​• May all the ​to your loved ​
​“All I really ​

​candy?​to the Gentiles ​His kingdom!​super sweet, super thoughtful message ​-Linda Grayson​Will it be ​
​hand him over ​

​with Him in ​more with a ​friend with chocolate.”​jelly beans?​19 and will ​to eternal life ​
​Easter up even ​

​friend, except a good ​Will it be ​him to death ​
​us a path ​

​the aisles! Why not sweeten ​than a good ​to see what’s inside!​law. They will condemn ​of Jesus Christ. His sacrifice gave ​and chocolates lining ​“There's nothing better ​Open them up ​teachers of the ​death and resurrection ​pastel colored candies ​-Caroline Rhea​
​Six eggs, seven eggs, eight eggs, nine!​

​priests and the ​at its heart, is about the ​know it’s Easter time, with all the ​Cadbury chocolate eggs.”​more!​
​to the chief ​

​remember that Easter ​will let you ​three eggs… but they were ​and search for ​be delivered over ​
​games, but it’s good to ​

​any grocery store ​that I had ​Find some eggs ​
​of Man will ​

​and fun and ​One look inside ​list. I put down ​One egg, two eggs, three eggs, four!​up to Jerusalem, and the Son ​all the candy ​• Easter Quotes​my Weight Watchers ​
​heard!​

​18 “We are going ​for kids with ​Wesley​“I lied on ​risen, His voice is ​
​again.’ ”​

​a fun time ​• Untitled by Charles ​-Unknown​Now He is ​day be raised ​
​Although Easter is ​

​• Easter Egg Hunt​my plants.”​each word!​on the third ​on all week!​
​• He is Risen​

​think I wet ​the truth with ​sinners, be crucified and ​Cadbury eggs you’ve been munching ​• Cottontail Groove​
​for spring I ​

​that He spoke ​the hands of ​sweet as the ​• Easter Poems​
​“I’m so excited ​

​know​delivered over to ​day is as ​for Cards​-Unknown​
​believe, little did we ​Man must be ​

​• Hoping your Easter ​• Easter Bible Verses ​water into wine.”​Little did we ​in Galilee: 7 ‘The Son of ​Easter!​• Religious Easter Messages​
​who can turn ​

​so!​still with you ​again: Lamb or ham? Have a Happy ​• Funny Easter Messages​“I’ll celebrate anyone ​Jesus Christ, he told us ​told you, while he was ​
​that difficult decision ​

​• Sweet Easter Messages​-Unknown​needn’t hide!​not here; he has risen! Remember how he ​• It’s time for ​
​glorious holiday!​

​bad.”​fear as He ​dead? 6 He is ​hoppy Easter!​them on this ​
​‘Good Friday’ can’t be all ​

​He showed no ​living among the ​Easter Bunny’s favorite emotion? Hoppy! Have a very ​you’re thinking about ​starts with a ​crucified,​look for the ​• What is the ​
​family know that ​

​“Any holiday which ​promise and was ​said to them, “Why do you ​Easter!​to let your ​-Unknown​He made a ​
​the ground, but the men ​

​caught? Very carrotfully! Have a nice ​a thoughtful sentiment ​they are chocolate.”​Check the tomb, he’s not inside!​their faces to ​baskets without being ​Easter card is ​them thinking that ​He is risen! He’s alive!​
​bowed down with ​

​eggs and deliver ​of Easter flowers, a plush bunny, or a nice ​them and eating ​groove!​
​fright the women ​

​Easter Bunny hide ​cross-country. Sending a bouquet ​run around finding ​
​A shake, a move, it’s the cottontail ​

​Luke 24: 5-7 In their ​• How does an ​the next flight ​and then children ​line and hop, hop hop!​a righteous man.”​chocolate!​
​possible to catch ​

​great holiday. Rabbits laying eggs ​Get in a ​said, “Surely this was ​all of that ​is a factor, it’s not entirely ​
​-Unknown​

​pants!​happened, praised God and ​part about this ​“My mom asked ​fluffy and cute ​without high-stakes poker.”​of an Easter ​Santas, and Easter bunnies? I'm sorry, but that's not my ​suited to the ​
​eggs with hunting ​

​“Easter combines the ​in sync, like the ice ​-Mark Ellinger​“Every day's a rebirth. Every day is ​
​prayer that the ​

​to resist a ​-Jimmy Carr​a different day ​
​right days.”​

​-George Tibbles​-Dennis Leary​“Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from ​Claus and the ​
​tea with her ​

Funny Easter Candy & Chocolate Quotes

​kids don’t find the ​cracked.”​thinks that you ​a rabbit laying ​men in my ​at their New ​
​thing is off?”​

​to Hide-The-Eggs? Did Jesus have ​down to earth, takes your sins, dies, and comes back ​“Easter has been ​the way through ​
​you could get ​

​-Alex Antunes​Bunny, it means you ​rabbit that hides ​day we celebrate ​
​church.”​

​-William Ader​must have been ​child can find ​to tell me ​children for Lent, but nobody would ​the carrots we ​your eggs in ​-Jack Handy​reverse.”​time.​So without further ​
​of writers, philosophers, and cultural icons. There are entries ​

​much time on ​This was a ​decided to put ​coming back from ​online greeting cards ​and no costs ​humorous, you can choose ​create and share ​man.​man. I’m very proud ​• Happy Springtime, to a little ​
​• Happy Easter to ​

​• Wishing my wonderful ​bean!​• Wishing we could ​this Easter!​

​you this Easter.​• Looking forward to ​

​you for Easter!​being with you ​• “For with you ​

​• “Surely your goodness ​afraid, for I know ​only Son, that whoever believes ​

​in Christ Jesus!” -Ephesians 2:6​• “God raised us ​• “Therefore, if anyone is ​dead, and he will ​

​• “He is not ​• Celebrate the empty ​

​• Christ is risen ​• The Lord be ​• Christ is risen!​

​• He is risen! Happy Easter!​year!​• Are we having ​jelly bean. Happy Easter!​all the eggs? Happy Easter!​idea! Happy Easter anyway!​• Hopping into warmer ​you this Easter!​to you at ​way this Easter ​• Thinking of you ​this Easter​of new life.​

​joy of Easter!​• Celebrate new life!​


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​“I said a ​

​the dead. Fair enough, it is difficult ​

​you told.”​

​Easter is on ​them on the ​

​greater pleasures.”​

​God.”​

​-Daniel Wallace​

​“You're like Santa ​

​mom has Easter ​Philadelphia, and if the ​

​you are slightly ​

Sweet Easter Messages

​is someone who ​“If you see ​bunny I'll pass. I have enough ​take another shot ​any eggs, the whole salvation ​get from that ​“A guy comes ​-Garrison Keillor​disappointing. You suffer all ​later because then ​your garden.”​in the Easter ​

​Earth as a ​you that don't know, Easter is the ​to a different ​Jesus' stuff.”​“That first Easter ​

​are proof your ​in Santa, the Easter Bunny, the Tooth Fairy, and true love. Don't even try ​give up my ​ate all of ​

​to put all ​on Christmas.”​candy. It’s Halloween in ​

​sayings of all ​movie stars!​very diverse assortment ​a bit too ​

​about Easter.​light side I ​about a guy ​to create beautiful ​sentiment. With immediate delivery ​is heartfelt or ​ideal tool to ​

​and special young ​a fine young ​a big bunny!​sweeties, happy Easter!​Easter happy, granddaughter.​the cutest jelly ​

​you.​the whole family ​making memories with ​

​break!​• Hoping to visit ​• Looking forward to ​my life.” -Psalm 23:6​said.” -Matthew 28:5-6​

Funny Easter Messages

​• “Do not be ​his one and ​the heavenly realms ​here!” -II Corinthians 5:17​Him.” -Romans 6:9​Lord from the ​• He is risen, as He said!​• Jesus rose again! Happy Easter!​in the Resurrection!​is risen today! Hallelujah!​risen Savior!​ears off first.​

​of goodies this ​• Spring has sprung!​

​• I can’t eat another ​• Did we find ​the egg? I have no ​

​eggs get to? Happy Easter!​• Hoping to see ​• Love and blessings ​• Sending love your ​

​this Easter.​moments and memories ​• Enjoy the season ​• Wishing you the ​

​from Styiens!​know how important ​use category tags. Filter by recipient, tone, or length, and narrow down ​and quotes, and find the ​wishes here at ​

​ones how much ​and chocolates, Easter is a ​much they truly ​and hope, of beauty and ​same as Jesus ​eggs… BANG! Easter Wabbit stew.”​

​the Easter Wabbit. When he comes ​“No presents for ​“Golf is just ​guys have got ​“I always felt ​traditions of the ​

​winter Olympics.”​Jewish and Christian ​happy colors, like yellow and ​

​done.”​-Jimmy Carr​Jesus returning from ​remember which lie ​

​“The real reason ​sure we celebrate ​pumpkins bring far ​eggs. It's like turn-down service from ​fake.”​

Religious Easter Messages

​-Carter Bays​“Fun fact. Each year my ​egg hunts in ​he knows that ​“A true friend ​-Unknown​“Tell the chocolate ​so Catholics could ​back, if I see ​to heaven forever. How do you ​-Jim Butcher​it? A ham.”​“Easter is so ​Greek Easter was ​

​multi-color eggs in ​“If you believe ​coming back to ​holiday is Easter. For those of ​

​same clothes, but he’d take us ​already divided up ​-Unknown​“Easter egg hunts ​

​“I still believe ​“I wanted to ​“The Easter Bunny ​it's perfectly safe ​on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs ​

​up, looking your best, and hunting for ​50+ Funniest Easter quotes, Easter captions, and funny Easter ​couple of bonefied ​quotes from a ​

​I probably spent ​quotes and sayings ​things on the ​

​pretty serious, it is all ​the ideal way ​convey the perfect ​and friends. Whether your message ​cards, Smilebox is the ​

​a very kind ​• You’ve become such ​• You’re growing into ​• To my favorite ​• You make my ​• Happy Easter to ​to all of ​• Wishing love to ​

Easter Bible Verses for Cards

​• Looking forward to ​• Enjoy your Easter ​Easter!​we see light.” -Psalm 36:9​the days of ​here; he has risen, just as he ​have eternal life.” -John 3:16​that he gave ​with him in ​

​gone, the new is ​

​has mastery over ​God raised the ​been rolled away! Happy Easter!​• Jesus is Alive!​• Let us rejoice ​• Christ the Lord ​• Rejoice in the ​• • I bite the ​basket is full ​

​• Jelly beans? Heck yeah!​town!​Easter eggs. . . Happy Easter!​Bunny say to ​• Where did those ​glorious Easter.​this Easter.​

​of spring.​• Praying for you ​• Wishing you warm ​life of Easter.​• Spring is here!​happy Easter wish ​recipient. Make sure they ​

​our easy to ​written Easter wishes ​carefully crafted Easter ​show your loved ​the egg hunt ​loved ones how ​time of renewal ​probably the weirdest ​Easter. I said the ​basket of Easter ​

​“I'm waiting for ​-Pablo Neruda​-Paul Dini​urban crime detective, but now you ​-Melanie White​present with the ​saw during the ​are the only ​color your eggs ​all his work ​eggs isn’t it?”​course to celebrate ​that sometimes it’s difficult to ​Stacpoole​and Thanksgiving, and Easter, although we're not exactly ​bring wonderful treasures, but spirits and ​we get chocolate ​– just as charming, and just as ​fun.”​-Bob Uecker​

​“They have Easter ​egg even though ​-Unknown​hollow and disappointing.”​-Melanie White​“Lent was invented ​eggs? Did he go, When I come ​him and go ​body.”​you get for ​-Amy Sedaris​to say that ​fat, purple bunny, which is pooping ​-Adam Ferrara​the grave and ​“My favorite Catholic ​so cheap. Every Easter we’d wear the ​the apostles had ​

​really want to.”​-Dolly Parton​-Melanie White​-Steve Carell​-Evan Esar​only time when ​“Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs ​time for dressing ​compilation of the ​fame), and even a ​told. I found awesome ​to research and ​of the funniest ​all! So to keep ​Easter can get ​postage, Smilebox is truly ​selection of bright, cheerful designs to ​with your family ​

​to happy Easter ​• Happy Easter to ​a weed!​guy!​special Easter.​my sweet grandbaby​you.​

​all of us ​all!​hunt!​this Easter.​• Missing you at ​of life; in your light ​follow me all ​looking for Jesus, who was crucified. He is not ​not perish but ​loved the world ​and seated us ​has come: The old has ​• “Death no longer ​• “By his power ​• The stone has ​• He Arose!​Easter.​here, He is risen!​indeed.​chocolate bunny!​

​• Hope your Easter ​jelly beans! Happy Easter!​is coming to ​cracking on those ​• What did the ​coming. Happy Easter!​• Wishing you a ​• All my love ​• Enjoy the sunshine ​Easter.​of Easter​the joy and ​of the season.​

Easter Poems

​with a heartfelt ​any and every ​the help of ​carefully and thoughtfully ​help of our ​

Cottontail Groove

​beautiful things and ​or simply enjoy ​
​to show your ​Easter is a ​“Easter eggs are ​
​me what I’m doing at ​with his wittle ​
​-Steven Levitan​Egg Hunt.”​

He is Risen

​Batman!”​
​role of gritty ​
​and gathering.”​best of the ​skating pairs we ​
​“Passover and Easter ​Easter. Just remember to ​Easter Bunny gets ​

​packet of mini ​“Easter is of ​
​each year is ​-Henry De Vere ​“We have Christmas ​
​“Christmas and Easter ​the dead and ​Easter Bunny combined ​
​friend named Bunny. Okay not that ​eggs, they get booed.”​-Bernard Meltzer​

Easter Egg Hunt

​are a good ​
​little brown eggs, don't eat them. It's not chocolate!”​life who are ​Year's resolutions.”​
​-Jon Stewart​
​a problem with ​three days later. You believe in ​

​cancelled – they found the ​lent, and what do ​
​stuff cheaper.”​“My mom used ​
​believe in a ​colored eggs.”​Jesus rising from ​
​-A. J. Jamal​“My father was ​
​awkward, because you know ​things when they ​

Untitled by Charles Wesley

​different.”​take them.”​
​left for him. What a pig.”​one basket.”​
​“Easter is the ​-Melanie White​
​“Easter is a ​

Easter Quotes

​ado – here is my ​from country-western singers (Dolly Parton), kids cartoonists (Charles M. Shulz of Peanuts ​it truth be ​lot of fun ​together a list ​the dead after ​

​for any season.​for printing and ​from our wide ​beautiful seasonal greetings ​When it comes ​of you. Happy Easter!​guy who’s growing like ​a handsome little ​granddaughter a very ​• Happy Easter to ​spend Easter with ​• Happy Easter from ​• Happy Easter to ​

​the Easter egg ​• Love to all ​for Easter!​

​is the fountain ​and love will ​that you are ​in him shall ​• “For God so ​

​up with Christ ​in Christ, the new creation ​raise us also.” -I Corinthians 6:14​here, He has risen!” -Luke 24:6​tomb!​from the dead!​

​with you this ​• He is not ​• He is risen ​• Give me that ​ham again? Happy Easter!​• Save room for ​

​• The Easter Bunny ​• Time to get ​weather! Happy Easter​• The Bunny is ​Easter.​season.​this Easter.​• Remembering you this ​• Cherish the memories ​• May you feel ​• Embrace the warmth ​you this Easter ​Easter wish for ​


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