the happiest birthday giving me life time. Happy birthday.you today? That’s right! Me.,
dishes. I wish you 135. Happy birthday, Dad! Oh, and thanks for
at the same birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with
, eating your favorite
one good-looking man.
new skills. You can laugh, cough, sneeze, and pee all received so many
websites: stop tonight from
great, Dad. Happy birthday to 118. With age comes
103. I know you Information obtained from
152. No one will same genes, you still look of that, you’re old.
Medicare.by now. Oh, well! Happy birthday.
harder.to have the
this age, and on top
is saying about put you down
in its number, people find breathing 134. Even though we're all supposed
you thought you’d be by what the government
dog. They would have birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase
never had.
as wealthy as start worrying about
you’re not a 151. People often compare
little sister I 117. Dang! Life isn’t fair. You are not
who should probably
today? You’re so lucky the earth.
the man who's like the youth.
birthday to someone 167. Wait – you’re how old longest life on 133. Happy birthday to
devoid of your 102. Wishing a happy nursing home.
have lived the
day. Happy birthday.to a life
your gray hairs.them choose a
earned more birthdays daughter/son. Enjoy this special older! You’re hereby sentenced of candles outnumber get to having those who have for your loving becoming a year 101. Happy birthday! May the number get, the closer you with you. Statistics prove that
your wallet open you guilty of birthdays, live the longest. Birthdays are great. Happy birthday, dude.kids. Remember, the older you 150. So, it’s another birthday that you keep 116. Dude, today I pronounce have the most nice to your to.want to wish friend.that those who you to be to be related 132. Dad, I love you. I also just to a lovely 100. It is said 166. Happy birthday! Today, I would advise
I'm least ashamed you.overdose of it. Best birthday wishes of your life. Happy birthday, man.late. Happy birthday.the family member do so. Happy birthday to can have an one more year be one month 149. Happy birthday to real teeth to
Happy Birthday (Funny)
your birthday, so that you 99. You just lost older than to a smartphone.you won't have the
chocolate company to hug! Happy birthday. PS: I’m broke.be a year to poop without cake as possible. No, not because it's your birthday, but because soon obsessed with chocolate, I’ve invited the
treat. By the way, many happy returns. Here is a they say: it’s better to it was like eat as much present, dear friend. Since you are over for the
about your birthday! You know what to remember what 131. Father, make sure you as a birthday
98. I’m just coming 165. Don’t be bummed someone old enough you don't believe me. (Just kidding—happy birthday!)what you need 50.
just a room.148. Happy birthday to of them. Ask mom if 115. Needless to ask away from turning a number. Yea right – and jail is the wishiest.grow up. You are one
a wonderful friend.officially 20 years age is just today, mine will be 130. Some people never life! Happy birthday to 97. Congratulations bud! You are now
164. Happy birthday! They say that wishes you get experience. Happy birthday.prescription for long were closed. Happy Birthday.is dragging. Happy birthday.
all the birthday twenty-two, with thirty-two years of to age, it’s the best you were born. Unfortunately, the thrift shops part of you
that out of 129. Dad, you're not 52—you are only aging. So, don’t be afraid represented the year you has snapped, and the other 147. Happy birthday! I'm pretty sure
you.a long life, and that is find something that life: one part of time for that.
still have teeth. Happy birthday to long and enjoy 96. I tried to
phase of your hate long Math. Ain't nobody got long as you make you live year.reaching the snapdragon are but I
your birthday as that can definitely torturing everyone all 163. Congratulations on finally how old you for you on 114. There’s one thing
as you enjoy over the world.
could figure out lifetime of smiles age. Happy birthday, dear friend.birthday as much of members all
146. Happy birthday! I hope I nothing but a worse as you you enjoy your the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions world. Naked and screaming.128. Dearest Dad: I wish for
anyway. In fact, the wrinkles get 95. Here’s hoping that 162. Happy birthday! Congrats on joining came into this
know.(emotional and otherwise) to be healed. But, that doesn’t include wrinkles than me. Ha.– yikes.the way you wisest men I
older, expect your scars you’re still older in ten years celebrate your birthday one of the
heals all scars. So, as you get your birthday that what you’ll be like 144. I hope you to you. Just kidding. Happy birthday to 113. They said time
remind you on could be worse. Just think about ass time ago.revealing this secret your birthday.for me to
remember that things born a long
all. You're welcome for always, +1. Best wishes on sister, it’s only right birthday. Be happy and 145. Congratulations on being becoming wiser at the answer as
94. As your younger 161. Smile – today is your myself.getting old, you are not you today? Never mind, I already know lifetime.age.a lot of me that, though you are 112. My dear girlfriend, how old are
immature for a to staying young: lying about your someone who's smart, gorgeous, funny, and reminds me 127. Mom just informed your blessings.
93. Happy birthday! Here’s to being share the secret 143. Happy birthday to so young, Dad.
be grateful for “for your age.”I’m going to your younger sister.your 18th birthday! You are still the increasing wrinkles, you should rather
be followed by 160. On your birthday as cool as 38th anniversary of 111. Happy 45th birthday, my friend. Don’t worry about all compliments will well pee”.
your birthday is 126. Congratulations on the long life.the age where – I may as 142. Here's to hoping funny. Happy birthday.to live a
92. You have reached “well, I’m here already it.but I couldn't think anything the only way them all on.bathroom without saying
being buried under message for you the long-life wish, because aging is enough to fit walk past a hill. It’s better than a funny birthday start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept a cake big
when you never top of the to write in
you; the day you more candles and 159. Happy birthday! You know you’re getting old getting to the yesterday on what love that wish. But, let me warn 91. Wishing you many
a rest, will you?141. You are gradually about it since
a long life, and I’m sure you one. Happy Birthday.many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it than me.
125. I've been thinking 110. Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you present, I didn't get you proven that too always being older
very important man.friend indeed?future, you can't predict it. Forget about the control. It’s been scientifically 140. Happy Birthday. Thank you for day to a of being a
past, you can't change it. Forget about the birthday habit under year.this very important as a mark
90. Forget about the to get your next year. Until then, happy birthday this excited about it. Just kidding. Happy birthday on
it to me 89. Count your blessings, not your wrinkles.to do this, but you need money for the
I'm not too as mine, can you give
actually are.be the one increase my pocket
real holiday so of your car, to have it try to look, the older you 158. Listen, I hate to suggestion that you is your birthday, but it's not a
friend in deed; I’m in need 88. The younger you pants!” Happy birthday.give you a
124. My dearest Dad, I know today need is a classic.I might’ve wet my
birthday this year, I'm going to to you, Dad.109. Happy birthday, dear friend. A friend in as becoming a teeth, no hair, and I think have enough money. So for your
a happy birthday but older! Wonderful Birthday.older, think of it a newborn baby” “Really, a newborn baby?” “Yes! I have no birthday, but I didn't seem to
bad jokes and away with murder. Still the same it as getting feel?” Joe says, “I feel like awesome for your
look even funnier. Here's to more let you get 87. Don't think of and pains. How do you
to buy something fact—no, not that you're getting older. Just that you're starting to and your smile one.
nothing but aches Dad: I was going 123. Here's a fun really obnoxious brat
as a new old, and I have 139. To my dear point of screaming. You’re old, and that’s a fact! Happy birthday.108. You were a is as good park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years
contribute to those. Happy birthday.probably screaming, “Why God? Oh God, why?!” But buddy, there is no for it. Happy Birthday, baby bro.86. An old fart sit on a
head. After all, I helped to 122. As you age, your heart is least make up
the fire department.157. Two older men hair on your this. Happy birthday.you’re older, you can at cake now; I've already alerted
as you can.on your birthday, Dad, and every gray can’t boast of
on my nerves, but now that on your birthday as much cake 138. Here's to you
out there who 107. You may get light the candles permitted to eat say happy birthday.on your head. There are many
won’t miss it. Happy birthday.85. It's okay to because you are the cake and blessed with hair
that you really that aches.this day special eat the cake. Instead, I'll just enjoy
you are still to mention is 84. Another year, another new place
156. Nature has kept here only to the fact that
get old. What they forget hope.as you can.
that I came take comfort in minds when they lose your memory. We can only
eat as much going to confess today, but you should
people lose their of 41, you start to cake night and 137. My dear dad, I am not have become older 106. Experts say that at the age
155. It’s your birthday. Have a buffet that counts, right? Happy birthday.
fact that you into your body. Happy birthday.83. It’s proven that gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.bare-handed. It's the thought
sad about the from trickling down an old badass.154. Another year has attend the day tempted to feel
to prevent it that makes you celebration.came here to 121. You might be
mind. The key is young, so I guess next birthday. Have a special for you. So, that's why I old fart?! Happy birthday.all in the
the good die be on your fitting birthday gift someday you’d become an
age is really 82. People say that age you will
hard about it, I still couldn't find a never thought that
105. You know, they say that birth certificate, it said expired.younger than the
136. After thinking very “Methuselah”. I guess you long time ago.
looked at your 153. So, you are still genes.for you is
born a really wear your birthday ever.and these amazing 120. On your birthday, my new nickname
104. Congratulations on being that when you 79. It has been mandatory, but growing up
my age, I am 28 74. Last week the wait for no a man who in the world. One of them
hear on your feel today. Happy Birthday.peeing in your a great view.22 years of
old Chinese scholar. Yung No Mo.young once, but you can
age when my I would rescue wisdom. You’re one of a half.57. When I was
cost more than year or two 54. When I have curb.
dog years, you’d now be longer have more when the government say things that your presents before
birthday wishes come words of wisdom 44. Happy Birthday. You’re one step
prove that older
41. Remember when we 40. Party like it’s 1959, when you could dial just in better and not to pretend you’re old enough
the chef. Happy Birthday.have low expectations we used to! Happy Birthday.you know, birthdays are for town? I know exactly
32. Don’t you think I could steal year, so let’s call it 30. To my brother age get you
28. It’s about time 27. Seeing as I things”. That said, I know that
26. One of the right amount of comes out.23. Happy birthday to the candles on all the frosting important things that
anniversary of your you turning one if it were 16. Happy birthday! You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog you’re still young Happy Birthday is
sticks with you. Happy birthday.represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to as a sign would live this for serious medical
into this world.a person whose how old you’re pretending to message. Happy birthday.
6. Forgetting your birthday you.3. Happy birthday. I’m so sorry 27-year old Olympic
to be so will surely make long list of
write your message your loved one a decent sense stand-up comedian to
your special someone, a funny birthday the birthday celebration Enjoy your special
a dear but year be as birthday this year!to athe best onalways lighting up are, and I love
Honestly, I have never day!my crazy friendthe greatest of
81. You’re so old 80. Don’t forget to ever been.
77. Growing old is 75. Like many women thirty.73. Time and tide 72. A diplomat is of good people things you’d want to
warmth. And that’s what you 68. Happiness is like hill yet, but you have 65. You’re not 40, you’re 18 with me of the 62. You are only 61. I’m at an
the only person 59. With age comes a year and over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.when the candles
birthday, she takes a you.list to the your birthday in people who live to the age
you’re allowed to you get all 46. May all your list of the a choice. Happy Birthday.42. Another year to the hospital.candles.is on speed
enough to know 37. One more year go at being 35. I hope you and about like sweet messages as stopped painting the be the wiser. Happy Birthday.the days when
a gift this learning to drive. But until then, on your bike! Happy Birthday.29. Don’t let your this message. Happy Birthday.
your age! Happy Birthday.appreciate the little out of space. Happy Birthday.would get the the iPhone 547
insurance.22. Happy birthday! After seeing all 21. Happy birthday! Remember this today: if you lick older, there are three 19. Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the more excited about into your birthday
death.enjoy it while favor this year. I’m afraid a and go, but age always a number that early birthday message belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you on their birthday day they came 8. Happy birthday to
to tell me – please disregard this hairline seem appropriate.no longer targeting on your birthday.2. Happy birthday. Don’t let a 1. Happy birthday. May you live are long, some are short. However, most of them little help, we compiled a birthday card and know what makes
to have is be a professional family member, your friends or serious. Sometimes, funny wishes make your trolley, my friend!Happy birthday to this
totally crazyMany happy returns Wishing you all is guaranteed! Thank you foryou
bonkers!Just kidding, bestie! Have a great Happy birthday to kind of friend, which makes you
first.will kill you.oldest I have great. If you’re 60.around and sang, “Happy Birthday.”a woman of
her age.happy birthday.71. There are lots 70. Just imagine the can feel its still do it.be over the today’s date.63. Your birthday reminds do.apocalypse.60. Happy Birthday to theirs.didn’t talk for
issue of mind are getting old wife has a
I didn’t bother getting kick your bucket 51. If you counted 50. Statistics show that 49. Oh yeah! You’re getting closer birthday, the only day
47. It’s your birthday, but make sure your birthday. It’s still blank. Maybe next year.45. I made a 43. Going old happens. Growing up is law? No? Good. I don’t either. Happy Birthday, oldie.ending up in attack blowing the 39. The emergency department
38. You’re not old. You’re just old pass.year, I hear dad’s having a you know. Happy Birthday, anyway.and get out fan of overly a bit and one would ever
big you’re getting! Long gone are ones. I didn’t get you allowed to start you, then! Happy Birthday.
that I’m sending you than done at is “you have to this year, but quickly ran 25. We thought we still around when off your fire healthy.other two. Happy birthday.20. As you get
your will. Happy birthday.a whole lot so much more “high risk” category for heatstroke 15. Happy summer birthday! Get out and present last year. I’m returning the 13. Wishes may come 12. On your birthday, remember this: age is only
that you don’t take this for sending you now taking drugs
more than the charade.birthday! Just please remember it, in which case
makes your receding culture marketers are like a failure dead.to remember!ones. Some of them you need a
right words, pick a cute if you already message. All you need You don’t have to to greet a to be too You are off
are!wonderful friend! May your birthday Wishing you a my loopy friend!
to my face!with you, funas crazy as who is truly by a psychiatrist!
you today, my dear!is the best it for wrinkles too many birthdays
78. So far, this is the 76. Looking 50 is down. Everyone just stood stands still for woman’s birthday, but never remembers wish you a I said them. Happy birthday.for the cake.
it, but only you know better, young enough to 66. You may not birthday, I just forgot a lifetime.more than I of a zombie
I know.their age. Few men act surprised that I 56. Age is an 55. You know you
day off. But when my loved the gift 52. Another year to money for presents.every month. Happy Birthday.any other day.48. Today is your illegal ones.give you for being mandatory.wiser. Happy birthday.running from the drink alcohol without
an unexpected asthma care. Happy Birthday.people around you.
seeing another century and cake this to annoy everyone old folks later 33. I’m not a we grew up
plate and no 31. I can’t believe how me several big until you are
turned 18! Drinks are on it a miracle is easier said advice in life
on your cake old fart. Happy birthday.I hope is
that you topped muffin – and muffins are mind. I can’t remember the the womb.I was in
18. You know, I would be 17. I would be fall into the get.forgot my birthday over. Happy birthday.
not make it.11. Happy birthday! I sincerely hope 10. I’m so sorry someone who is them cry even keep up the
a very happy April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember an age that age where pop make you feel if you’re the walking
a wonderful day for your loved Just in case you find the naturally come out
but thoughtful birthday more personal.memorable. Whether you want Birthday greetings don’t always have friend of mine!crazy as you you, my weird and
of mine!this year,bringing a smile Whenever I am
friend who is my friendget checkedHappy birthday to A crazy friend suit but check
scientifically proven that is optional.years old.candle factory burned man, but time always always remembers a
would like to birthday and assume
69. I’m just here pants, everyone can see 67. Old enough to experience.
64. I didn’t forget your be immature for back goes out in the event the wisest people 58. Few women admit
born, I was so the cake.off.a birthday, I take the 53. You would have a teenager! Happy Birthday.birthdays, costing us more sends you money you’d regret on you offend everyone.true — except for the
I wanted to closer to diapers doesn’t really mean stayed up late still dance and case you have old enough to to care about 36. Happy Birthday, you’re closer to
for your meal 34. Oh yeah, one more year fun! So let’s ditch the what you’ll say. Next year. Happy Birthday.it’s about time cake from your even. Happy Birthday.
who still owes down, it won’t be long one of us usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider spotting little things
best pieces of candles to put 24. A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an the one person your cake, I seriously hope off a cupcake, it becomes a happen. First, you lose your
clever escape from year older if my birthday.years.
enough to not all you’re going to 14. I believe you get worked up that you might long. Happy birthday.reasons.
9. Happy birthday to age now makes be, so we can 7. I wish you
was merely an 5. Happy birthday! Congrats on reaching you’ve reached an gold medal winner old, people start wondering the birthday celebration funny birthday wishes
into it.laugh. As soon as of humor. The words will deliver a funny message makes it more fun and day!crazy
wild and as Happy birthday to very nutty friend your special day my day andit!
