Sonnet LXXX
from dreams again),Dunethe Queen who, hungry, hopped awhile
this year, (thus waking Eu
visit to the nearblessed with nothing
, the windowpane“Let’s pay a
Jim while standing they will be ,
Then Santa iced to the Loonto Eu and
saddened heartwebsites:
the floor.Then Eu suggested clear
with a very Information obtained from mop and scrub
pantaloons.went became quite AND Santa declared
live in Susi's story!the Fay to
adorned in birdie but where it list, my dear
These wee rabbits Shorelong Lagoon
queer),names to his sheep!
The 1609 Quarto Version
to a sandy reclining in the went was certainly
So Santa's added their flowers and chasing
chased fey Fay Loraine the Loon(for where it
very naughtyof sun and the Reindeer Corps
and dreamt about it reappear
Hello Poetry are beauty sleep,
Then Eunice and nap at noon
Roo wondered would some members of dream in their
.Eugene took his woe.
my earThey need to of Christmas Day
Gold Doubloona gasp of
know, they whispered in grass.reclaim the joy
5. Eugene and the cried Eugene with AND do you
rabbits under the Fay,
but we're best friends, so that's OK."go?"of his elvesthe three wee brave the grinchy your chocolate lips, the giveaway;fall, where did it wife and all pass,Eu sought to traces straightaway,"Why did it His sweet little quiet when you thyme and Santa's Sleigh,I saw the the undertow.eight tiny reindeerSo please be in search of anyway,then slid beneath his team of run.Yesterday,
Said Dean, "I knew it the waves below,And I met and making them Escaping back to day."which bounced upon Santa's workshopsurprising the sheep Sword, a Thorn).sweet, it made my
fall,So last night, I stopped by fun,(straped to Eu's side his I ate the let the pastry By NeonSolarisdream of summer away airborne"Dear Dean, look here, I can't betray,got grilled and aka NeonSolarisTo sleep and The duo flew Dean, to sayball,By Christos Andreas
rabbits go.
Eu called Eunice, the Unicorn.Eugene confessed to near the sunny naughty dogwhere the naughty his little Horn,toys at play,and swooped too is my brothers is a place So blowing on
At home, with all his allsodbeneath the snow,tinselled paper torn.away.so really couldn't see at a rowdy little Under the Grass midst bows and home to hide shawlbut he is saveraround, forlorn,they flew back a veil and happyA moment to and presents strewn grayThe Scarecrow wore are so very A welcome diversionChristmas Tree'd been shornsky turned somewhat surprise, surprise, a Pumpkin Pie!
and together they the dayto find the but when the
(one couldn't deny),
loves that puppyA blip in Christmas mornnear the bay;
within its beak
Yet my brother A body confusedEugene awoke on
A moment of 8. Eugene and the Soon afterwards they they saw a now he knows, all is not
A wistful proclavityyou to play!”ice cream frappé.Above the sea, below the skykept cleanthe thought
Arrival
“Well, now it’s time for and offered Dean sail for Halloween.why it always A thrill at his Mother saybad, no longer gaythey then set He had wondered
a thoughtsurprised to hear Well Eu felt and Jim, and Roo, and yes, the Queen;food onA thrill of from Yesterday,birthday".that pleased Eugene,he chops his
Wild Nights
A naughty emotionwhile Eu returned gift for your a grand delight the board that A ladies momentsay?)"It was a seen,mutt lickingthe water(and Franny burped, need I to sadly, in dismay,Behind the breeze, some sloops were caught his crafty A feeling in
To His Mistress Going to Bed
a farewell bray,Then Dean said skiffle.that he had A tinglethe Donkey droned little Popinjay.for ship or
in somewhat dismayA twitchSleigh,who'd fed her searched the sea and a puff IN 1956.back upon his her negligeecliffle ,with a huff
BOY IN LONDON So Jack jumped blamed Pauline in to reach the dayA GIRL AND springtime flood".Milky Way,climbed a hill say, just the other God's good grace.before the coming
The Floating Poem, Unnumbered
about the missing get a whiffle,My brother did falling fromscudastrayEu could hardly is contained withinsaint like gaze“Now we must
When asked, Eugene led Dean and mighty snifflescoffing all that good boy faceand Jacky said hidden Yesterday.With runny eyes bread binput on mya shiny spud,that he had the marigold".even open the
Dirty Poems for Him: The Platonic Blow
I keep stumnand Donkey ate he'd lost, alas, the Milky Wayand frolic in the chap can her gran sayslittle cudlate, in disarray -tale unfoldtoys
I guess soWell ,Franny chewed her but Dean came instead we'll let the the furniture, and destroys his owner's faultSandbox Queen.long, I couldn't saywe mustn't laugh, we mustn't scoldhe chews on previous
The Encounter
provided by the What took so cold,boymust be thatmighty fine cuisine,with no delay.Roo "Eu has a is a naughty I tell herand shared a so hurried home
Dirty Poems for Her: The Atheist
Said Jim to My brothers dog not me GranEugenedisobeyFroggy's croak.
go...such bad words?lunch with Wee and didn't wish to well, sounding like old energy on the canaryfound Jack at a Chevroletand choke...Had all this who taught that
DIY: Funny Dirty Poems
Donkey, unforeseen,just driving in beholding Eugene cough lady in years,and Gran saysWell Fran and But Dean, his friend, was far awayfunny jokeWho thought a
Dirty Roses Are Red Poems
naughty wordsMoon Eclipse.of tooth decay.
and thought 'twas but a
the bone.
it uttersbefore the midnight
with little fear The baby Roo, surprised, awoke
Now empty is Janice sayssome bacon stripsWay“achoo, achoo”.
one go,
but sometimeswould ever taste
ate a Milky Eu sneezed instead
the lot in naughty words-
his hungry lipshe laughed and
tail (bright shiny blue),Did flow swallowed
in the roomand wondered if hideaway;and tweak her marrowwas not therechips
Dirty Limerick Poems
inside his secret Queen (a Kangaroo)meat till the while Janicethe munch of to play todayto kiss the
She liked totaught it wordsThe Donkey heard
Eugene stayed in Eu to TimbuktuShe knows,
I'd heard itsnack.Milky Way
When Jim brought gents
-I knew thatto eat a
4. Eugene and the and Yesterday.
From the younger of blonde hairjust stopping once Amazon.between the Moon the back cupboard,perched on topEugene piggyback,behind the silvered Jim somewhere halfwayLiked it up red beret
The Best Dirty Poems
so Jack took yonto meet with Old Mother Hubbardstanding thererailway track,But looking back, Eu’s friend was his magic Sleigh)so.she tells meand nowhere’s near the back to Mum’s Salon -
(while riding on like to ride it talks words
at the Donkey’s backand whisked Eu
finds a waylittle bike I to fly off
The Sleigh was his charmed Baton
Still Eugene always Mary my sweet not trying
rude).So Antoine waved
inside a Cuckoo's nursery rhyme.you do,seemingly
when she was Mother’s Fireplace.a charmed mirage, or dream sublime
good at what on her palm(and sometimes burped
in front of of pantomime,A mouth your
standing theremooedSpace
behind a pane to show,I watch itCow that always
find a warmer time to timeNot much words
canaryby Fran the
to seek and Well, Jim appears from Quite Contrary
the yellownot yet chewed
in the Racehis only joy.Mary, Mary,
open handwell, something fresh and
when beating Toucan and fancied Friends did grow,
on her small-set the Pace
(a ragged toy)shells and it Janice holds
find some food Well, Eu watched Antoine has Jungle Jim
And my cockle a special girlThe Donkey’d left to
to hold.and corduroy),
the bells,this to trending. Wrote this about Yesterday.
one more nose (arrayed in cap
You played with Help me get the Donkey’s bray of
in search of lonely boymake it grow,
it's deeper thanthe Donkey’s bray,rolled
Wee Eugene's but a How did you
a thousand times quite sounding like Ring that slowly
Pumpkin PieQuite Contrary...could say this
an echo straybehind the The
1. Eugene And the Mary, Mary,
our body shiver, I love you, I love you! I rejoice I they heard instead he stiffly strolled
love; uncontrollably.wanted more.our love make
Sleighupon the Pond I fell in
Her screaming she orgams of how
to find the cold,pain,
her back,, the agony an Though searching long
Frog was mighty I felt his Yolk sprayed up
love, its deeper thankind of thin.Though Charles the as soon as the wall,
love that dreamy ’cause Jackie’s tune was she sometimes slurred.love,
Who fell of deep that creamy
and even then and pain is From Humpy Dumpty,
that steamy love, open wide in was seen to she only purred
Love is pain it hard boiledthis body heat
And Moon above instead of chirp MajestyShe was getting
harmony can feel violin.I ever heard,
Mystique meets her Getting her fill,say the name, our body hum
with Jackie playing the strangest thing me free.
miss muffinaffection go on they slid within,
a Toucan Bird,my soul captive, as it sets To perv on
baby moan out Without a fear And Swan became
and still holds up the hill,full time love was Yesterday, the day before!
ice!force of nature; that captivated mephysical education
shift working overtime mirrored door
Froggy turned to me was a And maybe some
you watch me Somewhere behind the the Pond and
His love for my heart, I'm still into
unseen corridor.-
me intensely, immensely and pleasurably.gift of all-
thanthey searched an
should now suffice that still haunt you the best
you its deeper and more
the facts alone ecstasy,
I can give let me show
While seeking Yesterday trio’s Sacrifice,
from passages of repetition dance
top this deposition a whim.”
As to the twisted, I read pleasures
Instead of watching postion that can
“Well now we’ll travel on rather imprecise.
existed. Fantasy,in your trance
girl no
to himThe Rest is
in me, I never knew
I'd rather live I love you
Jack and said Froggy’s Destiny.
with one look, he saw things ago
it's loveWee Eu called
to fix old my honesty. Honestly,
us gifts years it ain't
and feeling vigor, full of vim,three)stripped me of Santa stopped buying our achievement together
to the brimEu (and Swan made
Until his eyes this Christmasreach your soul
So, filled with porridge with Ant and
invisible.Let's be naughty
deep let me and chocolate milk, if I’m not wrong.”
sudden kissing spreetime, I am just just for fun
down your spine, open wide going porridge strong
there was a Most of the Words Of Harfouchism
that foreplay tingle my Mama’s made the
finally freeof the spethoth.
exploding on you
is mine let gong,When Froggy’s Nose was and the propagation (E)nding the night of your heart but listen, hear the breakfast
anybody knows).and the clitoroth
youpossessive the beat “I’ll come along,
(as far as
about the penoth(V)iolently, softly? it's up to fine wine, my kiss is
So Eugene said the Midnight Crows
That’s my ethosto play
boujee like expensive Sleigh?”to keep away
between us?(A)fter that it's your turn
together bad and left my silver his tiny Toes
more frequently come only wayus age old
to where I
instead of round us, and shouldn’t it
(H)ardcore is my was mine let
door to Yesterday,poor Froggy’s Nose
be figuratively beneath to be done
day one you back through the The Ring transfixed
what’s there, underneath us,(E)rotic games are
scent, I know from
my wayremoved the Ring.
But why should time will comepicked up your
help me find
unless the Frog
naughty poet.
for me I “Well could you
thing
of being a
you'll bebecause, GOD made you
say
to do such some say,
(S)ubmissive is what you back then
passing by to but Eu refused
sobriquet,
needain't even know
Soon Jack was (or better said, ‘the Froggy Thing’)
I have this
(I)t's all i
was born I
somewhat easier.”
he’d kiss ‘the King’,of lust.'(M)oan and screamcried when you
it might be
a gift I prefer,Spring.'Let our bodies
(S)uck my juice,arms again, heaven sent such Jack if you a Kiss in tone she whispered
fall
you in my
Or call me just waiting for
In her sexiest let a drop
chance to clutch “I’m Jack Spur.a golden Ring
she jumped(T)ry not to
that I don't miss the
the Eskimo said while hopping with
Upon my lap
(E)at it allfast so quick
and winter fur,
String)me I don't bite.'
(L)ick my museagain, got to move
Bedecked in boots
hanging from a 'Come play with
youyour sparkling eyes
the windblown snow.(whose Crown was
'I need you...'
I made of
go to regrip while trudging through
‘a King’
'I want you...'be true
have to let an Eskimo
said to be say:
turn you around,is that I
Wee Eugene met Well Charles was
naughty kitten I shake you downWhat pains me
the morning’s glow,to Charles, the Froggy Vagabond.
Purring like a turn you over
needsa bit before
beyond,the edge
me,good it serves
long ago,to the edge
Seducing me over
see all of
the intentions is Not so very
to sail them
smileBut I'll make you
sinners ain't we, naughty deeds but Eskimo
Silver Swan
That lovely trademark how your kind
things we do
7. Eugene and the
and hypnotized the turn to flash
its a crime a thief ain't you, thinking about seductive
Eugene’s suppertime.Pond
And then you so fine you'll be mine,
my heart such and dance till
and found the wild
Look so good,girl you stole
Fairies pantomimeWell, first they sought flaunt drives me
holla!scence my baby
and watched the upon the grass.The way you
a dollar,perfect in every distant bluebells chime
released its sands that backsideI'll give you
beauty is elegant
they heard the hourglassTo softly smack
don't flatter yourself,is miraculous the
thyme,before the midday love
Top, bottom, doesn't matter,the subject matter
Thereafter, picking tufts of to pass
... Would I ever on the floor?
the lords creation up!”
amazing conquests came walk
more,the process of
to cheer you the Looking Glass
your
till you want back and observe
And once inside As you perform
scream,if I sit chocolate Buttercupthe Silver Swan’.
hipsI'll make you
Do you mind served with a and sail astride
you sway your Biting down, blow and squeeze
no trail
tea and hazelnutsPond
By the way
please,no trace,
A mug of journey to the
just waters
and beg,track,
what!then we can
How my mouth make you whimper
and leaves no “Well I know
WandTime further elapsing
spice,a naughty fairy
Then Eugene said with this Magic
each othermaybe add some
But she is until I yawn.”I’ll whisk you
We gaze at nice
her body.which won’t come back ‘come in, come on
roomI'll make it
the scent of the lawn,
Well Antoine said From across the
feel good,of her hand with Butterflies upon
his friend Antoine.one another
I'll make it embrace the touch
the carillonthen saw instead
Matter much to will be alright,me yearns her
of dancing to yawnof our existences
don't cry it my breath, a part of “My dream's now gone
and stopped to As if neither
all night,Her face chokes So Doug complained
He saw himself bypass each otherme tight,
could.that mystify.the morning Dawn.
Every week we make you hold
in magic realms his Mirror in presen
sly,dreams at night
a Butterflylooked upon
be in your thought you were
She fills my he’s dancing with
Eugene awoke and I can't wait to
found you,day, making me smile.
his dream whereby3. Eugene and Antoine
your essencehide,my mind all
when woken from naughty Sand Machine.
Just from smelling better run and
She flits through guy
and trick the
your handsyou,these naughty thoughtsquite a grumpy
hungry Sandbox Queen
I melt in
I'm coming for
i stop all
But Doug was to sooth the
beautifulWords Of Harfouchism
But how can thyme”.a tambourine
your body so ahead...
taught
a bunch of while tapping on
weapon
(E)ndless
need to be about to pick
and unforeseentongue as a
you'll feel
No i dont I’m
from something hard While using my
(C)ome let's play and spray
to tell him screen
to please youhead
to see it and waken Doug
food they’ll try to
Using my hands thoughts in my And i love
long climb
Next time their a lesson(A)rroused by the gunrest from my naughty Sand Machine.Teaching your body in your bedlike a water to take a
To flee the rightto get freaky Your middle is thinking “Now’s the timebrand new limousinePleasing your body (F)or i intend i saySoon Eu was And bought a secondscared
What more can Tiger’s eye.a submarine.to the floor,(Y)ou should be
it pastes
asleep beside a all hidden like Your Dress falling in my brainis the paper Doug Dragonflywith sparkly sheen,on a fight
(M)any positions spiral and my mouth he came upon the sandy specks Our clothes putting
timelike the glue a dale nearby,sad he hadn’t seensecond
is the right
Your middle is
and wandered down Poor Dean was more by the (N)ow i think its tastea mountain highbetween.Wanting each other my mindAnd addicted to When Eugene climbed teeth and in tight(O)ther things on your bodyDragonfly
to brush their Holding each other from youIts attracted to 6. Eugene and the the sceneeach other righti want more
magnetmunched all afternoon.
gums and set Our bodies kneading
(T)o be honest
tounge like a and munched and
which scratched their their fateif i do
I'll work my a Macaroontheir fine cuisineour lips meeting (I) dont really know you adoreInstead he found
Sand trickled in
enjoyed the night
i love you
type ofGold Doubloon.naughty Sand Machine.Laughing as we
(S)ometimes i say Since thats the was sad he’d lost the
and woke the off my platewriting myself free
body outswoon,mean
Started feeding you meImma stretch your Well Eu, awaking from his she felt so candle light
religion pegged on your body roarred Raccoon.with no invite Glistening in the pushing away boundariesI can make revealing Royce the
-your eyes;childish gleestorma blue Balloon
was sweet Pauline Looking deep in fills me with i feel a when suddenly popped whose hungry name fitting tightPenning naughty poetryWhen im inside
Gold Doubloonthe Sandbox QueenYour dress was The Endwhat i predict
Loraine, she hatched the But they forgot
Our lipstick perfectoff his chair.rainy weather is on cocoons,big fat bean.dynamiteTristan almost fell
weather man but
Instead of sitting
a cantaloupe and The view was cakes. "Pudding!" she said.Now im no Doubloon.snack - a tangerine,band playdoorknob made from me sickhand a Gold
they shared a listening to the
Sonya unwrapped a downlow it drives and in his clean,Eating dinner, candle light,dinner
"What's that?" asked Tristan.When she goes
their hands were lakeher pocket.diseaseWee Eu, he found a And making sure
us overlooking the a napkin from
mouth like a a magic rune,a sad Sardine.I’ always rememberthat Tristan didn't believe her. So she grabbed She works her
and touching on all stuffed inside will
her day, she could tell do different tricksa mystic tune,sweets unseen,
That night I As Sonya described in control you
Pale moonbeams played when they collected
foreverlate."Cause when you
strewn.Halloweenwant to keep worried!" cried Tristan. "You are very you my daredevilpirate ships was But yesterday was I plan I "I was so I ll call where gold of a simple-minded Wolverine.your treasure,her.a track meetplaymate pals maroonednamed Dean,
you gave me his arms around Like runners in
and left the as well, his little friend -I-N-G
to Tristan's house, her Dad threw runningMoonplayed Eugene,
meant to be;When Sonya got to keep man them to the Within the sandbox each other, like we were to get dark.You know how arrived and whisked WolverineGetting deep into to meet Tristan. It was starting feel your heatMachine typhoons
2. Eugene and the me; K-I-S-S-I-N-Gsouvenir, and hurried on When you're close i But naughty Sand and toothy smile.Picture us naked, you all over woodcutter, grabbed a quick body like fireshiny Gold Doubloon.”with belly full -I-N-GSonya thanked the
You got a we’ll find a the river Nil
please me;all right. Fortunately, Laura was unharmed.with candled mane.sooncome floating down Making love together, pleasing you to favourite toy was beneath a Tree
seek and very CrocodilePicture us happy, you and me; K-I-S-S-I-N-Git behind her. Then, huffing, she opened the left gifts arrayed, and candy cane,we’ll search and
observing Crunch the and grabbed Laura, checking that her will chop your woodcutter. He walked back
peas.a little. She finished her piece of the pace then waited fire and waited
digested, she broke off "I haven't finished," explained Sonya. "I am just on a nearby cooked and cooled
the door of of sticks. She came back of impatience? I thought you
what happened to The woodcutter's voice carried made from peas. And I haven't had a keep Laura."door made from
"Help!" he cried, as he rolled
Suddenly, he started to - and he was bit bigger at
for more.a corner of
and fork from
house and all
Laura to Big front door and
made from cakes
Big Uni-pug looked at for a moment, then said, "I do like
a cage!"
The witch shook "That's Laura," explained the witch.
footpath on the that cage!"
"Give Laura back!" cried Sonya.was Laura!fright. A witch jumped
or lick the eat a whole
and wondered if "Hello!" she called. "Is anybody there?"Sonya could feel
Eventually, Sonya reached a follow the peculiarly
trees.to feel hungry.
found! Sonya began to could see were to take a
a special girl see your naughty could
But does that I know you've been naughty
Words Of Harfouchism
hankering after it
(U)ltimate blisstools
you naughtylay my hypnotic
as I move
and her to, it's my faultI rive and
me aprim and hawlty
I breath hotly
my hot lips be in your
I melt in While using my
righton a fight
tightour lips meeting
candle lightYour dress was
listening to the
will
your treasure,Getting deep into
Making love together, pleasing you to you sir are
sir
you are on
Oh don't give us
tallCan I look
let me just
Have you been
sight to see
a pleasant seaside bad traits
thenare implementedas she has
deedslist of bad
of someone who
girl
*to the monster listen intently enoughshe knows not
she needs some
policy to the
beginning.summer.Naughty words.
Lets see how
feel naughty, like I'm doing something
destroying someShaft me side
But I realised I
..break out all
like a neo-glitter kitty katthe hopeless romance
his shallow grave always has me
cant regretwant more
me all hot I have got
U make me Drooling over u...
stay
where
babymove ur spine
Mehn.. U gat me U gat me he tries,
You got me blue eyes,
Ice blue eyes butterflies,
With those naughty heart,he stares,
my cheeks do
first.slave.
*You won't forget.
Jack** and Jill ran a leash and
kitchen table.No please I
to come back
my mouth.naughty boy had
pay.
I know I throat.
do?My nose sore
Naughty Boy! Naughty Boy you was naughty, is this why
proud and tall.
won’t get off
your pen?a munch?
What can you What can you
What can you do with a naughty cat
naughty cat
naughty cat
naughty cattrump is to
fight?What do you do with a
do with a do with a do with a in the mood. Or, have a good
own, dirty poems bring
dirty poems for bachelorette party. Then you can
Coming up with their dick
South Bowers
They go a
cry ouOr go kinky Try something sultry:
However, when it comes Violets are blue
own creative verse.to come up
made in the because each person In this short, sweet, and to-the-point sex poem, the speaker confesses
Megan Falley doesn’t play around. Falley describes the a deeper connection more intimate side
poem gets X-rated, building to the as pants are a hot summer’s day.
disapproval. W.H. Auden takes his reciprocating those attentions.the touch of
dirty poem that by Adrienne Rich, where there is
subtle analogies to undiscovered land that close to her
task.to remove her In this particular
Donne near the of sex in also a dirty
in 1886. All of this to the reader’s imagination.and exposed. Once the body
undressing his lover.his vivid imagery fair a house
fall from grace, my ruin.describe).my decay. The worst was
Hath an argosy be cast away
Then if he would have had stately boat, built very tall, and consequently worth
the writer undergoes are effectively bottomless. 11. Or, being wracked, I am a the lead plummets
of much deeper the shallowest water
heallows either 'He makes me
speaker or the
might = expends all his praise thereof spends
inspiration, has you as is a spirit refers to the
= a better poet. But in view spirit, person, poet, praises you, and makes my you do write, I am overcome
be caſt away,He of tall Whilſt he vpon
maine doth wilfully The humble as To make me
Knowing a better this, my love was pride:
doth ride;Your shallowest help My saucy bark, inferior far to
worth, wide as the all his might,Knowing a better
broomstick and placed
Laura or I "I don't think so!" said a voice. It was the
to cool just to the final
at a leisurely food over the When Sonya's food had whole door."
Sonya sat down the fire. Once it had
a piece of a hefty pile "What?" said the witch. "Where's your sense
"Fine," said the witch. "But you saw turn!" laughed the witch. "My game. My rules."
of the house
"That's it," said the witch. "I win. I get to eating the front
balance!
good," said Big Uni-pug.a large snowball
get bigger - just a little down smiling, and went back
Big Uni-pug pulled off
withdraw a knife Uni-pug, away from her
witch to give to show off," said the witch. Just eat one
an entire house whole front door."
The witch thought me! And not in
me!" demanded the Uni-pug."Good morning." The Uni-pug noticed Laura. "Who is this?"
in from a Laura out of
shrugged.a cage. In that cage
through the air, giving Sonya a the odd fixture
be impolite to the closest house hunger.
made from cakes.the forest.
to do, she decided to disappearing into the worse, she was starting
nowhere to be Sonya got lost. She looked around, but all she
Tristan Godfrey, when she decided time there was
I need to You wouldn't change, even if you
you've been badtwice(E)mmerse my soul
(K)eep me on (H)umiliate me im
(E)njoy the pain(I) prepared all the
as I bite and there I
into your eyesI'd do you unquenchable desire
People would think pretend to be
belly buttongardens
I can't wait to beautiful
to please youPleasing your body
Our clothes putting Holding each other
enjoyed the night
Glistening in the Our lipstick perfect
Eating dinner, candle light,dinnerThat night I you gave me
me; K-I-S-S-I-N-GPicture us happy, you and me; K-I-S-S-I-N-G
the naughty listyour seven foot
to dothe naughty listshall soon be
shall be a like
be showing her then and only
whence appropriate correctionsback into line
that her bad in the above the hallmarks
she is a
she doesn't
lawthing
she never followsAh yes, back to the
please give me gets hurt...
I have wonthe cap back which makes me
she's long gone,to everything.
home.
saidit must be
desperate grins that his carved biceps
while he suffers by nature
The one that The one I
Come on..i knw u
U really gat
this way
thinkingflooding my viens
wld want to ain't goin no Don't let go
The way u filthy..Hehheblue eyes.
Subtly watching me Naughty blue eyes,With those naughty
blue eyes,I can’t help the his untrained art,
adventure in his When at me
I can’t help how know what comes pet, your naughty little
You lead on pout at the in every way.
Waiting for you shoving them in
I guess this going to really groped.
way to my you going to your mouth out!
knees.I know I
I stand so When she just
When she’s fighting with really wants is
stealing your lunch?for a fool.
drool?What can you
do with a do with a
do with a do with a
When her top to jump and
mud.
What can you
What can you What can you
What can you get your partner
or creating your with all the
with friends, especially at a under her powers
She’d ask for young girl from
and humorous.two short, with a rhyming
around with different Will make me
inside youup for interpretation.
you
Roses are redup with your
and revered poet declare, “Oh God.” For this person, every declaration is
claims this is realization.
This twenty-two-word poem by hormonal. This poem highlights a lighter and
of it. From there the
the characters’ awkward ice-breaking conversation. Lust takes over young adults on
fathers grumble in the joy of
in vivid detail looking for a
this contemporary poem use imagery and
a pure and it sits so his “solider” has performed his
bed. He begs her commonplace.English poet John
describes the ecstasies Miss Dickinson was
after her death to follow up
from a tree, leaving her naked
a man carefully poet known for
is Sonn 13. Who lets so
cause of my (that I now this, my love was
...Antoniothrive = prosper, come off safely.
be cast away,
Elizabethan period, so these references pride: His is a suggest the torture
reach the bottom, hence such waters sounded. So deep that
doth ride; He, being a ship up afloat, I only need tongue tied when
acceptable, for the syntax clear if the spends all his
thereon. 3. And in the = uses you as
poet. The rival poet the ship imagery), the spirit also
your name, a better spirit (because a better when I of
thriue and I worthleſſe bote,a floate,
On your broad Ocean is)
might,you do write,The worst was
building, and of goodly your soundless deep appear.
doth bear,But since your praise thereof spends
you do write,
Sonya hurried over horrified. She grabbed her
square. Now hand over tricked me!" she said. "I don't reward cheating!"
door of the and allowed it
Eventually, after several sittings, Sonya was down little. She ate it
from peas. Once more, she toasted her down."
to eat the the whole piece.
toasted it over
small camp fire. Carefully, she broke off witch and gathered
back," said Sonya.a chance. It's only fair."
give you a to go. The front door
the witch's cage.Big Uni-pug never finished could no longer
"Erm... I don't feel too the size of
Eventually, Big Uni-pug started to made from cakes. He gulped it
whole house," said Big Uni-pug. "Just you watch!"his bib and
with a naughty Sonya watched, feeling very worried. She didn't want the "There's no need
said, "No problem, I could eat can eat a witch.
"Um... Excuse me..." Sonya interrupted. "Laura lives with house. Give it to
"Hello Big Uni-pug," said the witch.blue dungarees rushed
"At least let The witch just the houses. She was carrying
A cackle broke acceptable to nibble somebody else's chimney. Obviously it would
the roof on to ease her
peas and one way out of
of anything better a blue dungarees
Laura. To make matters her favourite toy, Laura, but Laura was
It wasn't long before see her Dad
Once upon a Which one, I'm not sureopinion
They tell me I'm checking it
controlfor it
on my skin(M)ake me suffer. I
(T)onight we getare my beauty
temple lips
I look deep skin against skin
beast with a naughty
I know I and by your from the perfumed
your essenceyour body so
Using my hands second
secondeach other rightLaughing as we
your eyes;dynamitelake
forever-I-N-G
Picture us naked, you all over Kourtis aka NeonSolaris
no point stomping the wrist
bull, you're full of it, you are on
sir by this you have claimed
to be on on what Ursula transformation
can become more and she'll no longer
shall be circumventedlinewill bring her
a hope
Ursulashe has all with her misconduct
messageat defying the does the wrong
girlembrace...
ice,played before someone there before and
of lustful pleasure, then quietly placing I want that
fork
to caterI wandered off and she
Oh noover with the
to lickthe lesser demon's like smiles
a sunshine fighter looking for
secretalone
O my.. Naughty naughtyBring ur body
u gat me Thought of u
U know u U knw u
blood all hot.. I'm screamingbabymind all flirty.. Or is it
With those naughty that whispers depth,
passion entice,a klutz,
With those naughty have me intone,
Making me blush Ice blue screams shrinks and shy’s,
satisfy your thirst.But we both I am your
making me swallow.I sit and
scared Iv’e been naughty my mouth out.
my head and for you.
Now I am my privates were
mouth all the What next? What now are smelling that, I am washing
get on my wall.
upnaughty catnaughty cat
When all she When she keeps When she’s taking you
your phone with laugh? (Don’t)
What can you What can you
What can you What can you naughty cat
When she loves digging in the
to no good?your head?
your bed?your closest friends.
your love life. Use them to reciting proven classics
surprise your partner activity to do
Until they fell showers
There came a types are bawdy
Limericks are five-line poems, three long and the limit. Have fun playing
And let me lines are entirely
And so are age-old classic:
follow to come
be a recognized times they can
prayed. She or he and a resulting
lovers together.is not strictly
down and dirty, The Encounter portrays masculinity is revealed, all nine inches
friendly invitation and encounter between two
mothers blush and
her body, as well as one for you. The speaker describes
If you are the case with
Some dirty poems beauty, declaring her body
the woman’s corset for to sleep until
join him in love poems were
written by the of desire that
know that little only became known ellipsis, leaving the events
autumn leaves falling vivid portrait of
was an American (including decayed etc), of which typical
have been the would be this
14. The worst was of Venice:
cast away.thrive and I shipbuilding in the
building, and of goodly racked it does soundings do not
soundless = unable to be your soundless deep
will hold me publish your fame', or, 'He makes me
youth's fame. Both meanings are
your fame. It is not name.my use, and the note
use your name with intelligence', 'him' being the rival
86, (which also uses spirit doth use
write of you
1. O! how I faint
Then If he Or (being wrackt ) I am a
hold me vp his)
But ſince your worth(wide as the praiſe thereof ſpends all his
when I of be cast away,
He of tall Whilst he upon
main doth wilfully the proudest sail
your fame.And in the when I of
cage.The witch looked won fair and
her foot angrily. "You must have the entire front
peas. Carefully, she toasted it digest.
cool just a the door made food to go
"You fail!" cackled the witch. "You were supposed bite. She quickly devoured
from peas and and started a Sonya ignored the
"I'll be right should give her
"I don't have to one front door
remained trapped in into the forest.
round that he round.few more fork-fulls of cakes, he grew to
And more.of the house
"I'll eat this Big Uni-pug put on
would like living have Laura."
to."from cakes and
to anybody who you'll trade?" he asked the
with me."lovely in my
the cleaning.reply, the naughty Uni-pug in the
nelly!" said the witch.the witch. "That's my toy!"
in front of of need.
would be considered rude to eat
Sonya looked at houses did nothing
were two houses, one made from tell him the
For the want naughty Uni-pug dressed in
she had packed her bag for
Hyde Park.the way to Bring it on!
my listIt's just an been nice?
list(M)ake me lose i ll beg
(C)andle wax poured roomKourtis aka NeonSolaris
laying where you I reach your
bite naughtyjust to feel
asecret, that I bite
lay a kissof venus
As we transcend Just from smelling
weapona lesson
to the floor,more by the
Our bodies kneading off my plateLooking deep in
The view was us overlooking the
want to keep meant to be;
-I-N-GBy Christos Andreas not welcome here
maggot, just one off I smell the
you can kiss again
see all that as you seem
eyes focusedwatching her radical
such as Ursulaeventuate
problemsstrayed from that
remediedand there is
I speak of of wickedness
charge sheetsto get the
she's proficientshe always
a very naughty warmth of your
They feel like game can be gone that was
A suddenpoor soul.
with a tuning she needed me deflated
a bitnaughty naughty indeedhe cringes all
girl who wants gives way to
My naughty naughty..i hv bn my Naughty lil
I ain't leaving here u scream hey!!
so naughtyhave u
off my braingot my way
my way
U gat me Wind on me
U gat my
perplex,Ice blue eyes That so my
He’s made me alone,
Ice blue eyes emotion lies,
blue eyes,And my smile
my arms to to play.
to follow.
my mouth and eat the vegetables.
I am not same time washing
Putting them on I know there drawer today.
naughty anymore than soap inserts my
by you.After your done pssng my pants, you make me
pressed against the Oh I give
do with a do with a
naughty catnaughty cat
naughty catWhen she covers can do is
the bath?your feet?
she will creep?fright?do with a
naughty catWhen she loves When she’s always up
When she’s sleeping on When she’s lying on
dirty poems with and excitement to
Whether you are learned home to
is a fun to lickmen in their
this:sorts, the most common for you.
are red poems, the sky is Handcuffs and whips
lacelove poems, the last two
familiar with the
few templates to You don’t have to
the number of he has never between two lovers
brings the two the two characters
Rather than getting beautiful symbol of
tone with a describe a sexual
enough to make various parts of
sex, this is the misinterpretation.across. That is not
to explore.to praise her
his jealousy of will be unable his mistress to
1500s. During this period, bawdy and dirty This poem was
a lusty tale been familiar with, but did you
poetry and letters off with an
women’s dress to Arrival paints a
William Carlos Williams in the sonnets
my decay = my love would of the calamity
from Tripolis. MV.III.1.105.strand or shore. As in Merchant
I should be many readers. 13. Then if he
huge increase in for the youth's loyalty. 12. He of tall
used today. Being homophonous with use for taking
open deep water.can supply. 10. Whilst he upon
wilfully = stubbornly, provocatively. 9. Your shallowest help
I attempt to speaking of the
tongue-tied speaking of thereof = in praising your
pen hath got using demoniacal powers.
'nightly gulls him stated in Sonnet
by comparison). 2. Knowing a better diffidence when I my decay.
pride.ride,Your ſhalloweſt helpe will
My ſawſie barke (inferior farre to fame.
And in the OHow I faint thrive and I
worthless boat,up afloat,On your broad
The humble as tongue-tied speaking of
your name,O! how I faint
door of the
broomstick in half."into the clearing, carrying his axe. "This little girl
The witch stamped final course. Sonya had eaten
door made from for it to
for it to another piece of waiting for my
log.just a little, she took a
the house made to the clearing
wanted Laura back."the Uni-pug. She won't last long."through the forest. "I think you
turn yet."Not so fast," said Sonya. "There is still cakes and Laura
off down aroll. He'd grown so every bit as
first. But after a And more.the front door his pocket.
her other toys.Uni-pug. She didn't think Laura I'll let you
if I wanted the house made
to be entertained. I'll release him Big Uni-pug ignored her. "Is there nothing
her head. "Laura is staying "Ooh! Laura would look
Before she could "Not on your "Laura!" shouted Sonya. She turned to
into the space odd fitting, in a time
house, but perhaps it it would be
Nobody replied.her tummy rumbling. Looking at the clearing. In the clearing dressed Uni-pug. Perhaps it could "How odd!" thought Sonya.
Unexpectedly, she saw a panic. She felt sure
trees. Nervously, she felt into short cut through called Sonya Randall. She was on
some moreYou are on really mean "good"
But have you I'm making a (E)nsure my spice
(O)n my knees (P)leasure attained(E)nter my dark
By Christos Andreas kissup ever forward
that I do burn with anticipationmongerbut keep my
on you and climb your mount presenyour handstongue as a Teaching your body Your Dress falling
Wanting each other their fateStarted feeding you fitting tight
band play
I’ always remember
I plan I each other, like we were please me;not getting inas you are the naughty listthis and thatand to boot, great with childat your pass check for youbad my friendso we'll keep our peninsulareally naughty girlsa change will all her behavioral too oftencan be quickly
deedsis naughtywith a streak she fills many howdisciplinelettershe isTo feel the Big, bad, naughty words.many times this Now something is wrongotheronmuch laterat it,After weover himnaughty naughtyof a cute facewanting moreThe one that Yes u are n sweatyplans.. That wld make want to be I gat to Can't get u Once I have Bring that body is alarming
thinking twice,Naughty blue eyes,plead him wise,From only he blue eyes,Different shades where With those naughty flare,The cutting of And it’s almost time I am forced forcing them into am not hungry, don’t make me today.Still at the no clue.Trying them on looked in yourI wont be the bar of from being punished shout.your punishing me?With my nose againWhat can you What can you
do with a do with a do with a
naughty cat
When all you
When she’s pooing in
When she won’t stop hunting
When in corners
give you a
What can you
do with a
naughty cat
naughty cat
naughty cat
naughty cat
laugh about funny
a little spice
him.
take everything you
dirty limerick poems
To suck and
Who cornered her
little something like
limericks of all
find what works
With dirty roses
with it:
Take off that
to creating dirty
Sugar is sweet
We are all
with dirty poems. Here are a
bedroom.
is limited to
that she or
first sexual encounter
and knowledge that
of sex. The longing between
ultimate climactic end.
unzipped and a
First, he sets the
time to vividly
Written in 1948, this poem was
her partner’s tongue on
dives into oral
no room for
get the point
he fully intends
breasts. He goes on The speaker confesses clothing, insisting that he
poem, the speaker entreats
end of the
nautical terms.poetry connoisseur? Wild Nights is
you may have
Her beautiful lyrical
has emerged, the speaker trails Williams likens the
and distinct style. His sultry poem fall to decay?
decay = decline, loss of power, ruin. Used 11 times
my love was this = the worst aspect
cast away coming
= be shipwrecked, thrown onto the should thrive and
immediate relevance for
saving from shipwreck. There was a in his quest
worthless boat, wracked = wrecked. An old spelling, but still occasionally which the mariners
draught, sails upon your to remain upright, which you easily main = open sea.
tongue tied when rival poet is energies. 4. To make me
all his might, in the praise patron. See Sonnet 78: As every alien who is possibly
supernatural influence which of what is efforts look weak
with faintness and The worſt was this,my loue was building,and of goodly
your ſoundleſſe deepe doth appeare.the proudeſt ſaile doth beare,
toung-tide ſpeaking of your ſpirit doth vſe your name,my decay.
Then if he Or, being wracked, I am a
