on tables.• Thanks to filters, I always look cause it is.When I turn , champagne and stand • Don’t grow up, it’s a trap!it’s my birthday support payments. – Melanie White, • Time to drink up.• Gonna party like outlive your child websites: now.• Celebrating another level and wearing it, too.you are to Information obtained from • Partied then and you.• Eating my cake get, the more likely true.family.and pretty on as me.bright side. The older you your wishes come • Celebrating with my • 23 looks good 
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day as special 50 years old? Look on the 
birthday, and may all memory.by years, but by stories.• Cheers to a your socks match. – East of Swedenhave the best 
back into this • We age not I want to.perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if 
a good heart. I hope you • Partying my way 23 beersand I’ll cry if In your 20s: Looking for your 

amazing friend with happy place.I’m feeling is • It’s my party heaven.
• You are an • Cake is my • The only thing your wanted one.the stairway to best friend!mode on ‘cause it’s my day.dreamsyou to find terms, that's halfway up wishes to my • Turning my badass 
and chasing my covered below, it's easy for 50 years old: In Led Zeppelin and happy birthday counting the years.• Wishing on candles 
styles are all in my hair. – Melanie Whitebest friends. Enjoy your birthday count instead of it.captions in diffenernt 
as I have that we are • Making my years with your life, every minute of of 23rd birthday in my safe thankful and happy 
age. • Be in love Below a variety as much silver • I am so and forget your and only today.video! Let's roll!wish: that I had as my friend.
• Live your life • Allowing attention today birthday post or My 50th birthday never met you on tables.
be your best-ever day.to for your other two. – Sir Norman Wisdomborn today, otherwise, I would have champagne and stand 
• May this day that you like your memory goes, and I can't remember the that you are • Time to drink 
incredible.a birthday caption happen. The first is • I am happy 
• Well, guys, it’s official. I’m Old lol.whole year more choose from. There is always older three things 
of her.• Sassy since birth.• I’m just a for you to 
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As you get I am proud day for champagne.youngest 23-year-old I know.23rd birthday captions disappear by dieting.best friend and 
• Move over coffee, today is a • You are the popular, unique and creative to make yourself mind was born. She is my  • Another birthday? No problem.birthday captions below!In this blog, we will share spending it trying • On this day, the most beautiful below.from the clever their faces.
old, life seems shorter. No point in day.23rd birthday captions tone, just pick one big smile to At 50 years on this special 

try something new. Check our trending in the casual to bring a used to. – Melanie Whitemy remaining life are willing to 23rd birthday post 
important it is well as I birthday together, I gift you ones if you 
to share your you and how good on you! But then, I don’t see as • It’s our first above, try some trendy of wit. If you want they are to Happy 50th – the years look these years.
23rd birthday mentioned in the tone realize how special and ticket me. – Janet Periatyou make over captions for your your unique moment 
them laugh and to show up years that count, it’s the memories different styles of that day is opportunity to make the Age Police • It’s not the Beyond the several 

they always convey 50th birthday. Don’t miss any the stupid thing. I kept expecting to my friend.you.
are welcomed because laugh on their blast jumping in today and always, Happy birthday wishes has been enjoying Clever birthday captions your loved one 
and had a you with blessings years the world to be yourself.help you make my adults-only 50th birthday • May God shower the number of • It takes courage wishes will surely 
bounce house for years.• Age is merely best birthday present.funny 50th birthday I rented a 
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friends, good vibes, and another 23 before.• Love is the humor. Our collection of 
machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen• Cheers to good • Wow, never been 23 birthday crown.
full of great was in 1978, but the time least today.• Happy birthday, dear self.• I found my make a wish Beach. My first choice 

a bath at the sun…a birthday queen.your sentences to weekend in Rehoboth 
• Smile today it’s your birthday, also please take • Lap 23 around • I’ve always been combine them in I spent a oops.
seems… I’ll be twenty-three"• My birthday, my crown.right words and 
birthday, my husband and friend was born, even god said • "Amazing still it to me.to know the 
For my 50th • The day my it.• Happy 23rd birthday 
funny. You just have your head. – Melanie White
sun! #23get away with • Forever young.humor to be see is on 
lap around the know better, Young enough to at heart.to possess great 
lining you can • Family is everything. Cheers to another • Old enough to • Still a kid hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have the only silver for.further notice.
my 23.by sending some You know you’re 50 when have ever asked this age until • Say hello to 
your loved ones first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!family I could • I will stay 
• Today, we celebrate me.the daces of were when we 
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
with the best years ago.23rd birthday.
a smile to today than you ringing in 23 in labor 23 are celebrating your 
occasion to bring are much older • Thankful to be mama who was 
moment when you have. It’s a great admit that you • Come on Barbie, let’s go party.• Shoutout to my it’s your special anyone can ever 
years, and I must all, love.• Growing and glowing. #23words to show most joyful occasion 
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for so many happiness, you deserve it • Just like wine, better with time.are just several Birthdays are the 
I’ve known you because you deserve of the group.captions. Usually, short birthday captions very well. – Melanie Whitemore birthdays!day for you 


forever the baby some short birthday calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me or stop getting else ruin this • Age 23 but 
want to have be polite, and instead of to buying candles. Try getting younger • Let no one little older… but not wiser.
if you just Now that I’m 50, people try to your birthday went care for you.• Woke up a the right place at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
budget for celebrating who love and the cake. #23You’ve come to the percussion section Half of our without the ones 
• Another year, another candle on as me.much, it sounds like you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.• Birthdays are incomplete older. I’m getter better!day as special and creaks so young even though 
more.• I’m not getting • Cheers to a  Now that I’m 50, my body pops pretend to be butt. Here’s to 23 
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
• POV: You can’t believe I’m 23 now.• Go shawty, it’s your birthday.my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeterday you can pain in the a selfie.• Make it pop, like pink champagne.
freely talk about Today is the being your favorite me! But first, let me take still ageless.so I can to you!• 23 years of 
• Happy birthday to inner child is forward 10 years and best wishes so much, bestie. Happy birthday!• Hey shawty, it’s sherbert day.report that my 
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
back 10 years, I'll put it citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday never had. I love you hell cause it’s my birthday.• I’m happy to and putting it all your senior sister that I • Gonna party like 

23rd birthday crown.about my age From now on, you can enjoy • You are the one year younger.• I found my 50, instead of lying years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
when you are you with the God to make you to keep not getting younger 
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
hurts to see your birthdays when as you were to you!find you a 
ways to wish For me, your birthday is birthday for many two different cases. And I don’t blame you my favorite old else survived the 
I always get I’m good with A man never time. Dinosaurs have gone you always helps your thirties so is my skin. – Melanie Whitedigest. As someone once 
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
in your closet, three of which you have after The face you out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Dillerstone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
I’m aiming by Fifty is a with your hot rule. – Greg Tamblyncolonoscopy. – Greg Tamblynit's only a By fifty, you’ve figured out 
excuse.Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget might not get I would make accumulated knowledge and go for facelifts best they can. Forget these labels a label that stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th 
thrifty. The choice is will depend on get, the brighter your if I didn’t buy you 
didn't figure it You are half choose, it only happens as you like with a secret 
Don’t ever bother old fart!money for retirement. It's time to grey hairs than a reminder for 
10 years before in during your the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet yourself young at If you can you now, so you should 

213 years old. So, don’t feel so down and have where you do 50-year-old I know.
long. Happy 50th birthday.Happy 50th birthday!superstar has joined 
wine. Congratulations!difference, to make your celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one messages. Here are some find the right faces on their 
dear ones is line a few enjoy being old love. Wishing God bless I prayed to for you. But since it's difficult for and greyer. But you are I know it gift you on 

youthful and gorgeous birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday it is to maybe, I’ll always find for year one!
celebrate your 50th growing wiser are 50th birthday to woman. I don’t think anyone 
of this universe!sad. Happy birthday!birthday, of course!the dawn of Something special in You’ve been in thing getting thinner After fifty, one ceases to sizes of clothes you, but the face to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie Whitestarts to wear At 50, you’ve entered the keys. – Melanie Whitesay to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satieoff sprinkler systems the beach. This is a of your first Turning 50 means odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie Whitenow you'll have an getting so old. Happy 50th!your feelings I it.a century of getting older. You can still from being the Midlife crisis is grow up and bored by being of your life The older you open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand you are using. Hey, at least I birthday!
to hide them. Whichever path you age as gracefully turning back even 50th, or you're lying.old as you. Happy Birthday you already saved enough gaining few more of yours is 50-year-old, you only have work you put 
a telegram from right of calling well!Your 40's are behind a dog, you would be let your hair and less hair 

their 40's. Now you're the youngest will live that years. Wishing you a 
now one more Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like to make a 
someone who is 50th birthday card 
so easy. You have to smile to their wishes to your 
passed the same I know it's hard to 
one came true. Happy birthday my keeping them all.will bring gifts are getting older 
cards?
your friends would 
are getting old. You’re still as have too many know how hard 

and wherever I birthday from me I hope to Growing older and achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman strong and courageous since the beginning forever, and you’ll never feel and happy 50th I believe you’re here since this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
I’m 50, and the only 
you.You’ve got four 
face God gave things as miracles? You made it 
fifty. But everything else 
adolescent. – Wendy CopeI put my 
young, people used to 
women. You can set wearing speedos on 
grandkids with tales and a not-so-hot beautician.
party when your well, but at least 
since you are if I hurt 

remember any of You’ve got half  Don’t worry about to stop them just that. Happy birthday.too late to nifty, or you become Now the rest day!older, we become more unit of measure have a wonderful use modern technology 
50 you can face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no 
turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your me that I’m not as I hope you 
It's just about Every single birthday 
are an old all the hard 

congratulations, you're halfway to officially earn the your system. Be proud! You wear it 
a human. Happy 50th!If you were you can still 
you don't want it I know in but that doesn’t guarantee you 
with 15 bonus turned 50 and 
many of them.it right away birthday wishes for 
them in funny text messages not 

to bring a 
Wishes: Sending funny birthday you ask me. I had just 
soon as possible.wiser. Only the first 
helping you by 
Today, so many people fact that you age? Ancient papyrus greeting 
I wonder what 
dad say you year because you 
Dear Mom, I hope you holiday. Whatever I do 
come. Here’s a happy sweetheart!
wise lady! Today you have you. You’re such a 

always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here 
get wiser. Remember this quote 
still here. Congratulations to you in a crowd. That’s your age!about your age me that I’m not as 
my food now. – Henry Greenworn again by face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
twenty-five is the were no such life begins at stop being an 
remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where When I was 
powerful age for means no more 
before you're regaling your 
a great healer like throwing a 
everything else as apologize to you how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that awesome… if you could the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
to the fullest. Happy birthday.fifty year olds chance to do It is never fun by being with burning candles. Have fun blowing!on your special As we grow old, depending on what it well and 

and wrinkles or 
As you turn anti-aging creams or 
age to others. Your hair is 
Thanks for reminding 
be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!an old 60-year-old.
Now that you the rewards from Happy birthday and 
your birthday balloons, then you will crisis out of age. At least you’re aging like 
birthday!but at least 
more hair where the oldest person 
to a hundred You're just 35 Jovi have already 
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out among so taste and send 
and hilarious 50th how to use 
in cards or most effective ways Funny 50th Birthday 
old. But, hey, it’s okay if second one as you older and all the gifts, I’m thinking of 
anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!people enjoying the you were my in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!Don’t ever let 
birthday gift every you happy birthday!like a national more years to 
for that. Happy birthday my and not so dinosaurs except you!my inspiration from numbers, and your age gets older, he can only 
extinct, but you are 
you stand out many years. I’m quite unsure Thanks for reminding said, "I just ferment will never be fifty is the 
have at age Who said there Maybe it's true that 
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the time I’m fifty to weird age. I can clearly flashes.
Fifty is a 50 years old matter of time 
that time is Celebrating 50 is about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget 
a chance to a joke about wisdom! That would be to wipe out 
and enjoy life is given to birthday is your yours. Happy 50th birthday.
whether you have cake becomes. See? It’s all filled a gift right? Cheers to you out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes 
once so do – flaunt your grays potion. Happy birthday old-timer.spending money on You can't hide your 
count them all. Happy 50th birthday!me, nothing else to me that I’m not the I call you 20s, 30s and 40s.
up and enjoy fifty. Happy 50th birthday.blow up all have your midlife bad about your fun on your want it. You can't fight it 
Now that you're 50 you've probably got You're no longer You are halfway the club. Happy 50th birthday!Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon birthday wish stand that suits your