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Funny Birthday For Best Friend Female
Happy Birthday to someone whoās an even bigger diva than me!
Remember: Itās better to be a year older than a month late. Happy Birthday!
Itās your birthday! Turn up the sass, fill up your glass, and go kick some ass!
Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking young, and Iāll keep refusing to tell people how old you really are. Deal?
I was going to send you a big wad of cash for your birthday, but then I realized that just knowing me was enough of a gift.
Congrats on avoiding deathās clutches for another year.
Your birthday is a good time to take stock of your life, remember all the good times, and marvel at the fact that youāve managed to survive this long.
May your hair dye and mascara never run! Happy Birthday, old lady.
Cheers to a woman who has been thirtyā¦ fifty times!
Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!
Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!
Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!
Happy Birthday to an ancient woman! Someday, you will tell me what it was like to build Stonehenge!
When you were born, the sun shoneā¦ for the very first time!
Happy Birthday to the woman who has it all! One hundred years of accumulation would result in that!
I love you, girl, and Iām wishing you the best today. However, if you ever blackmail me for any reason, remember I still have those graduation photos of you.
Happy Birthday to a friend that has no secrets from me but always fills in her ābirth dateā field alone.
Looking at you fills me with hope! A woman can live to be a hundred!
Mirror, mirror, on the wall, pay attention to the question and watch out what you are going to say about this glorious womanās birthday!
Girl, you look amazingly young for your age, but remember we went to school together. Best wishes!
Cheers to a woman who has dyed her hair so many times, she doesnāt remember what its original color is!
Here is to all the years that you have been alive, and the cake budget we cut down, just because candles cost a lot! Happy Birthday, woman!
There is something that makes you stand out, woman! I know what it is: your age!
Today, girl, there are things to marvel at! Like the length of time that you have been here!
You are a woman whose very presence makes others happy! Thanks for reminding us that weāre not as old as you!
Happy Birthday, woman! Sometimes, I feel like you have been around, forever! (Thatās because you have!)
Wow, another year under your belt. Just let me know how old weāre telling people you are now ???? Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to a woman who never ceases to amaze me. Some days your brilliance knows no bounds. Other days you canāt find your keys because you put them in the fridge. Youāre unbelievable!
Happy birthday! Stay golden, girl ????
Happy birthday to a lifelong friend! I canāt wait until weāre old enough to be terrorizing the senior home nurses together!
Happiest of birthdays to she "she" to my "nanigans"!
A little advice on your special day, there is no shame in the Botox game. Happy birthday!
On your birthday I thought Iād just let you in on a little secret.
One minute, youāre young and fun. The next, you have a favorite burner on the stove. I think we both know which you areā¦Happy birthday!
Itās your party and youāll cry if you want to; however, I donāt recommend it. Youāll ruin your makeup, and we will be taking a lot of pictures tonight. Happy birthday!
A quick reminder on your special dayā¦ well-behaved women rarely make history. So, this year, letās go ever crazier! Happy birthday!
Some call it grounds for a stint in the mental hospital, we call it your special sparkle ???? Happy birthday!
If we were living back in Salem in 1692, you totally would have been deemed a Witch. And so would I. Itās why we click so well. Happy birthday witchy!
I can only hope to be as great a woman as you one day. But, obviously with better clothes. Happy birthday!
Hereās to another year of questionable life decisions! Happy birthday queen ????!
Happy birthday to one old lady who still knows how to party! You rock! ????
A friend like you is like a good bra, supportive, hard to find, and always getting on my last nerve. But hey, canāt live without āem. Happy birthday!
A lady never reveals herā¦umā¦ age. Yah, that sounds right. Happy birthday, lady!
Good thing I found you! Because to be honest, I think we both know you couldnāt find glasses if they were on your face girly. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday from one fabulous gal to another!
Looking at you, woman, reminds me of a simpler time. Like, before there was electricity!
Funny Birthday Messages for Friends
When I looked at the date, I realized that it was your birthday, friend! When I thought about the year in which you were born, I almost fainted! You donāt look a day over a hundred!
Today, my friend, you have made me grateful for somethingā¦that Iām not the oldest person here!
Friend, on this day of the year, many, many years ago, you were born! I guess thatās something!
Happy Birthday to someone who is getting more valuable and better with age! Oh waitāthatās wine. Happy Birthday to someone who is just getting old!
Friends like you make me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, and so are restaurants bills! Happy birthday, do remember to buy me food!
The night is still young, but you, my friend, arenāt anymore. Letās still party, though!
Iām pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. Thatās exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!
Youāll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!
Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called āoldā and certainly not good looking enough to be called ābeautiful. Happy Birthday!
Friend, I hope that a million birthday wishes come true for you! It will match your age!
If I tried to count up to your age today, I would go hoarse! Happy Birthday, buddy!
Happy Birthday, friend! You were educated in the old ways! The pyramids wouldnāt have been built without you!
Happy Birthday to a friend who is unforgettable! Mainly because you are the grayest one here!
Today friend, you should be glad! You can paint on canvas and not in a cave!
On this date friend, you might ache a little more. That is because you are old!
Remembering you today, friend, is easy! The sheer number of your years is astounding!
Friend, donāt mind me, but ask anyone and theyāll tell you the same: calling you young would be a mistake! A HUGE mistake!
Cheers to a friend who can tell me when bread was only five cents!
As your friend, I am here to remind you of significant things! Like āalways save money for retirementā!
Friend, some people are obsessed with age! Like me! I canāt believe how old you are!
Today, friend, count your blessings, not your years. You donāt have that kind of time!
Friend, you really exemplify a phrase, for me! Long in the tooth, comes to mind!
Now is the time to tell you what you truly are, friend! An old geezer!
Happy Birthday, friend! Age is not a big dealā¦ to me! Iām still young!
Happy Birthday, friend! You are as old as you are dear to me!
I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now Iām returning the favor. Happy Birthday!
A wise man once said, "Forget about your past, you cannot change it". Iād like to add: "Forget about your present, I didnāt get you one".
Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] whoās smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities
You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.
Dear friend, I know you know who I am, but I hope you get tons of wishes from all those other vain people on social media who call themselves your āfriendsā, too.
I was going to send your gift in the mail, but the mail service said I weighed too much, so here I am.
Hey bestie, I know you are sad about your age this year, but no worries- Iām here to blow out your candles for you so you can feel like a real kid again!
We have stuck by each other through thick and thin. Weāve been there for each other all these years and weāre still two girls who are better together than apart. That says something, donāt you think? Stay fabulous, babe.
Wait, you are how old? Oh jeez, thatās almost dead in doggy years. Iām so glad we met when weāre kids. Happy birthday, bestie.
Hilarious Birthday Messages for all
Thatās your birthday cake?! I thought we were having a bonfire in the middle of your dining room. Happy Birthdayā¦ should I call and cancel the fire department then?
Stop crying. This is supposed to be a joyous occasion where we fill up on divine birthday cake and drink good cheer. Celebrate in merriment the day of your birth into this lustrous world. Forget the wrinkles, sore joints, forgetfulness, and gray hair. Happiest of Happy Birthday to you, dear friend!
If someone asks if youāre a God, you say āYES!ā . If you donāt Mr. Stay Puft will wreck havoc on our town. That was life lesson #1, right? Happy Birthday to a friend who is fluent in movie quotes just like me.
Just to let you know that getting older doesnāt necessarily mean you have to grow up. You can always be a āToys Rā Usā kid who wears scrunchy socks, jelly shoes, and drives a Big Wheel.
I was at the antique store downtown and I ran across one of the toys from your childhood that you always talk about. Happy Birthday and Congratulations to someone who is old enough to have their childhood toys listed in the latest edition of the Kovelās Antique Guide! Well done!
When you get to be your age you really should just throw caution to the wind and go "Why the hell not?!". You are only young once! Go skydiving! Go skinny dipping in Tahiti! Go for a leisurely stroll up Mt. Everest.
I was watching Grumpier Old Men and I remembered it was your birthday. I hope we get put in the same room at our future nursing home. We would make some kick butt BINGO partners! We would clean up!
I have a particular set of skills. Skills that I have learned over a lengthy friendship with you. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give me a piece of cake, I will leave. If you donāt, I will find your cake and I will blow out your candles.
Happy Birthday to someone who knows everything there is about me and STILL enjoys being my friend. I hope we have many more years of wild and crazy adventures together.
Did you know Chuck Norris was born on your birthday? Just kidding. That would be pretty kick butt though, wouldnāt it? Your birthday is still on a pretty good day.
Wishing you the best! I would say you donāt look another year older, but if I tell one lie now, it might make anything else I say later on unbelievable. You look pretty good for your age!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Brother
You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!
Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.
Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!
This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dadās love. Happy birthday, brother.
The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!
You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!
You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. Thatās you brother. Happy Birthday!
Life can be so unfair at times. I donāt know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!
Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
I know you would have been so happy if I said, "you are aging so beautifully". But sadly. Lying is not one of my good qualities. Happy Birthday!
Enjoy your birthday this year to the fullest because who knows, after a few years, you might feel ashamed of your true age. Happy Birthday!
Do you know why you are my favorite sister? Because you are dumb and you donāt even know it. Happy Birthday my dear!
Happy Birthday Sister. As a kid, you were a lioness. But with the rising age, youāre becoming a lazy cat.
Todayās the day mom found you in a dustbin. Youāve grown up, but the smell just wonāt go away. Happy Birthday to momās second favorite child.
Birthday wishes nowadays are so full of lies. They may make you smile but the truth is you are not more beautiful than you were last year. Happy Birthday!
Do you know what amuses me the most? Seeing that you are unable to hide your age even with this heavy makeup. Happy Birthday, loser!
One more year has gone from your life and it seems like you are on a mission to be the fattest girl in the world. Good luck with that. Happy Birthday!
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Short and Long Birthday Wishes for Male Friend
Happy birthday to the most handsome boy in the worldā¦
Happy Birthday to the carrying boy ever! You deserve all the love and happiness in the worldā¦
Happy Birthday to the boy who brings out the best in meā¦
Dearest dude, I wish you a very Happy Birthday. Always shine like a bright starā¦
A happy birthday to my true friend, thank you to accept me as what I am and push me to go higher and higher in my life.
Happy birthday to my very innocent friend, who always stands behind me whatever I have done. You are more valuable than anything for me. I find so lucky myself to have you easily in my life.
Time realizes the importance of a good friend in your life. I am very thankful to God that I always found you at my side whenever I was in trouble. Happy birthday to my very special yet so important person in my life.
Distances become smaller when love and care stay in your heart for anyone. I have the same feeling for you. Happy birthday to the very special person who's close to my heart.
Dear, we met accidentally but what a beautiful accident it was that gave you a precious gem to me in my life, Though it is your special day but I wish I never ever lose you in my life. Happy birthday to the most sweetest person in my life.
You make my life meaningful, I was very stubborn you make me generous. I was ordinary you make me special. I hope I could be the angel for the rest of your life. Happy birthday dear.
My dearest buddy wishes you a very happy birthday, you are very special for me your presence is like an ultimate energy booster for me. Bestay my super cool buddy.
Birthday comes once in a year, one-day duration is very small to express my feelings for you. You are a very helpful and careful person. Who always take care of others feeling while saying something. Happy birthday to my very wise and humble buddy.
Happy birthday to the most handsome and eligible bachelor, every girl wants to be a man in her like life you who knows how to treat his elder and younger, one who spread only smile around him.
Birthday Prayer Wishes for Male Friend
I am sending you all the love and happiness in the world on your birthday. Happy birthdayā¦
May your smile never fade away and may you have an amazing time with the people you love. Happy birthday, have a nice day aheadā¦
A wish you my lovely friend that your special day becomes brighter and brighter and filled with lots of joy, laughter, and happiness.
Happy birthday to a handsome boy! I wish you lots of opportunities and success in your lifeā¦
Wishing you all the success, joy, prosperity and happiness in the world because you are the best. Happy birthday to youā¦
Your birthday is a reminder that you are growing old but it is also a reminder that our friendship has grown older too. You are my best buddy and I pray for your happiness, health, and wealth on your special day. Wish you a very happy birthdayā¦
Birthdays are the days to keep aside all your tensions, workload and take a break, put on your favorite clothes and let us make it a rocking day. Have a birthday, have a great dayā¦
Stay healthy, stay young and do whatever you want to do as it is your day!
Let this new year of your life be more beautiful and full of achievements and fun. May you enjoy new opportunities and experiences as you take another step in your life. Happy birthday my dearā¦
Emotional Birthday Wishes for Male Friend
A special person should be specially treated on his special day, this moment comes once in a year. Happy birthday dude has the lucky one.
Dear there were so many ups and downs that came in our life and a lot more to come, letās live and face those together. Happy birthday to my best buddy and companion.
Yet we are totally different from each other, your likes are so intellectual and I have the ordinary one, still, we can be the best match to spend our whole life together. Happy birthday buddy.
Having a caring friend like you is the best present! I wish that your special day is bright, sunny and filled with loads of love and happinessā¦
Happy birthday to a king who is going to rule the world by his kindnessā¦
Happy Birthday my dearest male friend, as time passes on I realize that my life would be empty like a hollow shell if you were not hereā¦
We will celebrate your birthday and our friendship together because it is the most special day of the year. Happy birthday, dear, see you at partyā¦
Funny Birthday Wishes for Male Friend
Hardy, people say you can never be a friend for anyone but you are the bestest companion for me. I know you are only hard and stiff from outside but very soft from the heart. Happy birthday to my cute bunny.
Everybody is saying that you are a technical geek and you only love technology, but I know I have a special place in your like. I like you for what you are. Happy birthday techie.
Nutty you are very stubborn and arrogant but still like your company very much because you are so pure and straight from your heart. Happy birthday to my cutest and innocent friend.
Whenever I called the devil, I have always found you in front of meā¦just kidding you are a special person in my life. Letās party hard together. Have a rocking happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the craziest friend of mine, I wish you all the very best for all your bright future and pray to God to show the right path in your life, not because it is good for you but because I am along with you.