Funny New Baby Girl Quotes
Sure, little girls are precious and delicate but to get through parenting you have to see the humor in it all. We handpicked these baby quotes in the hopes of giving you some laughs. They also would make for a great caption for baby girl's photos!
ā¢ People who say they sleep like a baby, usually donāt have one. -Leo Burke
ā¢ Sheās a reflection of me, so you know sheās awesome. (said every parent ever)
ā¢ You never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics. It might be like living with a drug addict. -Blake Lively
ā¢ Teach your daughters to worry less about fitting into glass slippers, and more about shattering glass ceilings.
ā¢ My alarm clock wears cute PJs and smiles at me when I wake up.
ā¢ Having children is like living in a frat house; nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up. -Ray Romano
ā¢ When your baby looks like a Gap model, but you are on your third day of the same yoga pantsā¦
ā¢ Just when I think my daughter is nothing like me, she proudly shows the world her don't mess with me attitude. And I think, āAh, there I am.ā
ā¢ Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. Thatās what little girls are made of; to heck with sugar and spice. -Bethany Hamilton
ā¢ Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories. -John Wilmot
Quotes for New Born Baby Girl
When you have a newborn baby it is all about dirty diapers and squeezing in an hour of sleep here and there, but it's also about falling in more in love with your new addition every day. These would make great baby shower quotes for girls, as well, since they are about the beginning of this journey.
ā¢ A sleeping baby is the new āhappy hourā
ā¢ Let me love you a little more before you're not little anymore.
ā¢ 50% Mommy, 50% Daddy": 100% Perfect
ā¢ Hereās to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. And may we raise them.
ā¢ Here sleeps a girl with a head full of magical dreams, a heart full of wonder, and hands that will shape the world.
Quotes About Strong Girls
We all have different dreams for our daughters, but I think we agree that we want to raise them to be strong women. These quotes for baby girl will be the perfect mantras to repeat to her throughout her life. My baby girl quotes mantras like this back to me now after repeating them so frequently. I love that she has them as little reminders of how strong she is.
ā¢ Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains. -Napoleon
ā¢ I think beauty comes from showing who you actually are. That is real beauty to me. -Ellen Degeneres
ā¢ And one day she discovered that she was fierce, and strong, and full of fire and that not even she could hold herself back because her passion burned brighter than her fears. -Mark Anthony
ā¢ A girl should be two things: who and what she wants. -Coco Chanel
ā¢ To let her know she is capable of all things;
ā¢ "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
ā¢ "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong, I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls, I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." -Audrey Hepburn
ā¢ āYou may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.ā -Maya Angelou
ā¢ Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
ā¢ I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. -Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
ā¢ Little girls with dreams become women with vision.
ā¢ āWe can be heroes just for one day,ā -David Bowie
Perfect Nursery Quotes
These quotes about baby girls will make the perfect addition to your nursery, they are sweet and heartfelt making the room even cozier.
ā¢ You are made of stardust and wishes and magical things.
ā¢ You is kind, you is smart, you is important. -Aibileen Clark, The Help
ā¢ Sometimes the smallest things, take up the biggest room in your heart. -Winnie the Pooh
ā¢ You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.-E.E. Cummings
ā¢ Words of wisdom for baby girl and for everyone else;
ā¢ Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. -Henry David Thoreau
ā¢ I donāt know who you will be, but I know you will be my everything.
ā¢ I know a girl, she puts the color inside my world. -John Mayor
ā¢ On the day you were bornā¦ the angels clapped their hands and the moon danced with the stars.
ā¢ Keep shining, beautiful one. The world needs your light.
ā¢ Always be a little kinder than necessary.
Sweet Little Girl Quotes
ā¢ Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.
ā¢ Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful. -Imam Ali
ā¢ Sweet girl, you are more than we ever expected and better than we ever imagined.
ā¢ Of all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.
ā¢ The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
ā¢ There is only one pretty child in the world ā and every mother has it! -Chinese Proverb
Birthdays are special occasions that call for a celebration, and first birthdays are all the more special to parents. Your baby may not remember the celebrations, but they can surely read all the wishes you have written for them after they grow up. So, shower as many birthday wishes as you can on the little one.
Whether you want to pen those wishes on a birthday card or put them on a banner, here is a list of beautiful, heart-melting, and even funny 1st birthday wishes.
1st Birthday Wishes For Daughter
Having a baby changes your perspective on life. It brings little joys and sweet moments every day, such as being kissed by your baby or waking up next to a cooing or gurgling baby girl. Here are some first birthday wishes your daughter will cherish once sheās old enough to understand their value:
2. "Our first year with you has been the most special year of our lives. We continue to love you more and more every day."
3. "Well, little princess, your reign over the kingdom of our hearts has reached a full year."
4. "Pink lips, bright eyes and beautiful hair, you already look like a doll! My pretty one, you are going to grow up into a star. Happy 1st birthday!"
5. "Baby girl, we could never give you a gift as great as the one you have given us. We are blessed to have a beautiful daughter."
6. "You may not remember the flavor of your first birthday cake, but you will always feel the warmth and love that your parents put into making it a special one. Happy birthday!"
8. "You have graced our lives for a full year now. Thank you for all that you have given to us. Happy birthday!"
9. "You give us a gift every day. One year with you has meant 365 special gifts for us. Each day with you in our lives is an irreplaceable and priceless present."
10. "Happy birthday to the sweetest one-year-old little girl we have ever known."
11. "Itās been a whole year since we were blessed with a beautiful baby girl. We count those blessings every day."
12. "Enjoy your special day. You deserve a lifetime of happiness."
14. "This is just the first of many "happy birthdays" for you. Have a deliciously fun 1st birthday, little cutie!"
15. Watching you grow day by day is in itself is a pretty sight. Iām sure youāll grow up into a wonderful person just like your parents. Happy first birthday, my child."
16. "With your unlimited cuteness, you have the power to make anyone do whatever you want. Happy first birthday to the most powerful person in the family right now."
17. "When you blow out your candle today, make a wish for time to stop passing by so quickly."
18. "Our lil princess, you are one year old already? Where did the days fly? We hope to celebrate many more birthdays. Happy birthday, darling."
20. "Roses are red, violets are blue, today you are one, next year youāll be two! Happy birthday!"
21. "Your first year has flown by so quickly, baby girl. Please try not to grow up too fast!"
22. "May your first year be the first of many more filled with just as much love and happiness."
23. "Happy birthday my sugar plum! May your special day and every other day bring you as much happiness as you bring to all of us!"
24. "We pray that your life continues to be a blessing to your family and that your family continues to be a blessing to you. With lots of love, Happy first birthday!"
26. "The warmest birthday greetings to my cute little princess! May this carefree happiness and joy of your first birthday continue for many years to come!"
27. "Life will have its twists and turns, ups and downs, but your innocent smile will always wipe off our frownsā¦ā¦happy first birthday!"
28. "My little darling, may every year of your life be as happy-go-lucky as your first one. Happy first birthday!"
29. "I want to give you a big hug, my precious little bug. Happy birthday to an incredibly great-looking one-year-old."
30. "Hoping you have a great start in life, my precious, little darling. May it begin with your first birthday!"
32. "You might not be able to blow out the candles on your cake. But your love is like the light of a million candles that brightens up our lives in a way that no one can explain. Happy birthday my dear girl."
33. "Your angelic smile and your innocent eyes support my belief that life is worth living despite all the troubles. Happy birthday, my daughter."
34. "Whether you turn one, thirteen or eighteen, you will always be my lifeās reigning queen. Happy first birthday."
1st Birthday Wishes For Son
Birthdays give parents a wonderful opportunity to express their love for their little boys. Here are some unique first birthday wishes for sons:
35. "You may be just a toddler and may not really care, but we promise to celebrate your birthday with pomp and flair. Happy first birthday!"
37. "Hope you get spoiled on your first birthday. You are an awesome kid and deserve the best things in your life. Enjoy your first special day, little prince!"
38. "Have an awesome day today! You might not remember it, but we all will because it is a special day ā the first of many birthdays to come."
39. "It is your big day today, little boy! We wish you a very special birthday because you only turn one once."
40. "You are one today, and this is a very special day. You might not know it yet, but you are loved by all. Have a great first birthday!"
41. "Happy first birthday! You are going to be a big boy, and we all look forward to seeing you continue to grow."
43. "Hey kiddo, we wish you a great day and hope you receive some great presents."
44. "Happy first birthday to you. Have a rocking day today, and enjoy your cake and ice-cream."
45. "Are you ready to turn one? Ready or not, you are now one! All the best to you, we love you."
46. "Nothing can explain how proud we are of you and how blessed we are to know you. Have a great birthday today."
47. "Many great wishes to you on your first birthday. I wish you nothing but happiness today."
49. "In only twelve more years, you will become a rebellious teenager who will not like being given hugs and kisses. Until then, let me cuddle you to my heartās content. Wish you a happy first birthday."
50. "We canāt believe you are now one! Have a joyful day today and always. Bless you!"
51. "We have the best son in the world, and we love you very much. Enjoy your day today."
52. "Happy first birthday to the best boy ever. Youāre loved by everyone around you, and you are going to have an awesome day today."
54. "Are you really one today? Wow, time has gone by fast. You are the best son anyone could have. Enjoy your first birthday."
55. "Many great wishes to you on your first birthday ever. I want to wish you nothing but happiness today."
56. "You are a great son, an awesome nephew, and a great brother, and you are only one! We look forward to celebrating your birthday today."
57. "You may only be turning one, but you have already made a huge impact in our world. Have a good birthday."
58. "Dear birthday boy, when you came into this world, you made everyone around you happier. We all gratefully look forward to another year of joy as we watch you grow."
60. "You have a natural ability to make people smile and laugh. You could probably do standup comedy, if only you could keep your balance better."
61. "Youāre not just one year old. You are 12 months old. That makes you sound a lot older. Happy first birthday anyway!"
62. "One year ago you came into our life and brought with you so much sunshine and joy! Happy birthday, little darling. Let me give you a huge hug!"
63. "You are so little right now but you have brought unimaginably large amounts of happiness into our lives. Happy birthday son."
64. "You seem to have miraculous powers, little one. You canāt walk or talk but the entire household functions as per your demands. Happy birthday."
66. "Who knew that one tiny little ball of sweetness (YOU) could improve the lives of so many? Happy Birthday to our little miracle."
67. "Donāt worry if you donāt understand what is happening around you. First birthdays are understood and enjoyed only in hindsight in the form of cute selfies taken by mommy and daddy. Happy birthday little one."
First Birthday Wishes For A Niece
Nieces hold a special place in the hearts of their aunts and uncles. They are pampered, spoilt and doted upon. Your nieceās first birthday gives you yet another opportunity to shower all your love and affection. Here are some first birthday wishes to show your love:
68. "Happy first birthday! Remember that thereās more to life than birthday cake, balloons, and presents. Thereās also ice cream. Whether your mom likes it or not, you will always be spoilt by me. Happy birthday to my lovely niece."
69. "Cuddle-coo, sweetie-shoo, pretty-poo ā I want to wish you a happy first birthday, but I just canāt get over how cute you are!"
70. "Everyone says you have gotten my looks! Well, then you are definitely beautiful my little girl. Happy birthday my beautiful niece!"
72. "Happy first birthday to my favorite rolly-polly of love, my honey bunch of joy."
73. "The cutest selfies ever, are the ones taken with you. Happy first birthday."
74. "Turning one year old is AWESOME! You get to smash cake all over the place, spit it back out on your Mom. If anyone gets mad at you, just cry a lot, and theyāll forgive you. Have a happy birthday, kiddo!"
75. "You have the sweetest laugh and the sweetest cry. I canāt stop loving you no matter how much I try. Happy birthday!"
76. "You are the familyās little wonder. Today is your day to steal the thunder. Happy first birthday!"
First Birthday Wishes For A Nephew
The bond between nephews and uncles/aunts is momentous. Nephews hold a special place in our hearts and give us another excuse to go overboard. Here are some special first birthday wishes for your nephew:
78. "We are lucky to have you as a nephew, and we want to say happy birthday to you."
79. "I thank God you are my nephew, and pray you will have a blessed day today. Happy first birthday to you."
80. "Are you sure that you havenāt learned how to write yet? Because you carved your name all over my heart on the very day you were born. Happy first birthday."
81. "Happy first birthday to the cutest little scamp Iāve ever known!"
82. "You are going to melt my heart and empty my pockets because I just canāt resist pampering you with gifts again and again. Happy birthday!"
84. "Happy birthday to a magical one-year-old who has me under his spell. Itās so much fun when you turn one. Happy first birthday, my little sweetheart! Enjoy every moment!"
First Birthday Wishes From Guests
One-year-olds cannot read, so you should focus on choosing a message that the mom and dad can appreciate. You can choose birthday messages that describe how adorable the baby is, or you can inject a little humor into your messages by making light fun of how the baby has turned their parentsā worlds upside down.
Here are some first birthday wishes that can give you the right amount of inspiration:
85. "Finding the perfect gift for a baby, who has already received the wonderful gift of perfect genes, is not easy. Happy first birthday to the little one and best wishes to the proud mommy and daddy!"
86. "Happy first birthday to a super-cute bundle of joy so full of energy. Lots and lots of energy from all of us!"
87. "We want to be the first ones to wish "happy first birthday" to the first baby in the family and the proud parents."
88. "Happy first birthday! At your age, life is full of so many opportunitiesā¦to throw food at grown-ups."
90. "One is more Onederful than you ever Onedered. Happy first birthday!"
91. "Congratulations, your parents have managed to tolerate you, and you have managed to tolerate your parents for one whole year. Only about two more decades to go before you move out. Happy first birthday."
92. "Happy first birthday to you! We love you like your parents do and hope you receive many amazing presents that you enjoy playing with."
93. "Your parents are lucky to have you, as you are to have them! Such a perfect family! Happy birthday little one."
94. "Forget the latest iPhone. YOU are the latest obsession of the entire family. Happy 1st birthday."
Funny First Birthday Wishes
And whatās a birthday without a little bit of fun? In fact, birthdays mean fun, frolic, and food. Here are some funny first birthday wishes that can tickle your funny bones.
96. "A first birthday is special because itās the only time when you can eat your birthday cake with your hands, face or feet! Happy bday!"
97. "Never underestimate the power that one-year-olds possess. From constant squeals to dirty nappies, they make everyone dance on their tiny fingers. Happy birthday."
98. "On your first birthday, we want to celebrate the miracle of your birth and new life by stuffing our faces in front of you. Yum! Happy first birthday!"
99. "Letās toast to a year of sleepless nights and immeasurable joy! You turned one!"
100. "Wishing you a Onederful birthday, full of Oneder."
102. "Turning one means never having to say youāre sorry. Just cry and only stop when your mom and dad have forgiven you. Enjoy the good times, while they last!"
103. "Hoping you shake, rattle and roll every second of your first birthday!"
104. "Unwrapping gifts, blowing candles, playing games, eating cake and having fun. There is so much work to do, and you are just one. Happy birthday!"
105. "Donāt be upset if you canāt blow all your candles in one go. It only means that you still have a lot to grow. Happy first birthday!"
The best wishes are ones that come from the heart. Use these as they are or as inspiration for your own. With the showering of your kind wishes and those from others, we hope your baby has a wonderful first birthday. A very happy day to him/her and congratulations to you on surviving the first year!