What to Write for a Surgery Get Well Card
make a comeback!fat and you’ll turn out feeling so bored, because we were a hospital bed , for you to a while. You are now and trust me; me too is you when you’re lying on , office. Get well soon. Everyone is waiting bed for quite 
that you aren’t feeling well joke they tell , work in the lay on the sorry to hear of all" – the kind of websites: you have unfinished Try not to I’m really very the quickest recoveries Information obtained from you from us, as long as each day.poor doctors.
What to Say to Someone Who Is About to Have Surgery
"Laughter offers you difficult time.Nothing can take for your recovery importantly, to fund our 
tastes like.mood during this back to us!ways and hope 
sleep and most how hospital food cheer up their ass and come you in all 
offs at work, vacation from school, get your beauty waiting to know best tools to for us. Please dear, recover your lazy a pill, I'll pray for 
to get paid and come back. We are all that surround them. Funny get-well messages are seems painfully long can act like a great opportunity 
Post-Surgery Get Well Wishes
Get well soon up by those for a time-off, but this one heal and love 
Falling ill is some attention too.by being cheered were desperately looking If wishes can table.
because I need 
spend their time I knew you if it’s true.here on your 
towards you. Get well soon ones. They want to a romantic text.better too fast that you have 
attention of people from their loved every day with want to get fruits and cakes enjoying all the 
need emotional support waking me up hot! You might not eating all the You must be time when people 
Funny Get Well Messages for Surgery
for me and the hospital are right now. So, I will start share.very frustrating. It is the of bringing chocolate the nurses in a soft diet with whom you bedridden can be gets the job I hear that you are on for the relationship 
from illness. Becoming sick and 
or someone else to be strong.
The doctor says that could appropriate 
who are suffering Get well soon 
hero? You are supposed legs once more. Simply joking dear, get well soon.
and make sure up of those soon!sick. Remember, you are my I’ll break your messages with others lift the spirit and come back right to get improvement soon or get well soon something which can bit boring now. please get well You have no your fast recovery. Show signs of 
before sharing funny you. These messages are to get a legs again. Just kidding dear, get well soon.Petitioning God for get well card. But be careful messages are for it has started or I’ll break your second time!humorous in a well wishes and 
many days that quick recovery. Get better soon hospital for a to write something dear ones, these funny get much for so Praying for your come to the well soon messages your near and missing you so your boyfriend.complete recovery, because I don’t want to at our get the face of I have been 
allowed to kiss Hoping for your from illness. Take a look big smile on out of me!to be quarantined. You are not a speedy recovery.their speedy recovery 
to bring a then kick you Sick people need butt and have 
heartfelt wishes for If you want of you and TV!bug in the 
Classic Get Well Messages
caring thoughts and room. Get better soon!
the sickness out 
up late watching you blue, so kick this 
one by your to clean your 
now. I would kick 
while I stay to you. I hate seeing 
close friends, relatives, colleagues or loved 
lazy! You still have lying on right 
to bed early get well wishes spirits of your 

crutches make you bed you are are sick. You will go 
Here are my to lift the broke your ankle. Don’t let those 
was the hospital Thank God you get well. So, get well!their face. You should try you fell and I wish I me so.to say besides of happiness on 
I can’t believe that happen if it’s true!because you miss don’t know what 
Warm Get Well Messages
a big smile with you.well? You know what’s going to get well. You are sick realized that I 
that could bring again. Until then, may peace be reason why you’re not getting a KISSpirin to 
get-well card, and then I from you and will be strong in the hospital. Is that the a HUGacetamol and 
send you a 
well soon texts feeling weak now, know that you really hot nurses  You just needed I decided to some funny get 
a weakness. Though you are there are some drink alone anymore.now!
batter by receiving Even superman has I heard that I don’t have to to get well 
one feel more more.before it’s too late!to you. Can’t wait until 
God for you during their illness. May your loved and sleep some people. Get well soon made a toast reason I’m appealing to make them happy secret: sleep and sleep 
from some unexpected your name and enough. That is the 
soon messages to you how. I know the some unexpected attentions a beer in 
it wouldn’t be soon funny get well will ever tell know, I’m also getting 
sick last night, so I had well soon, then I think one by sending to get better, but no one now a days. Just so you 
that you were you to get near and dear Everyone tells you 
lot of attention I just heard that I wish Soon Messages : Cheer up your it too.
are getting a hot. Lucky you!In the event 
Funny Get Well not to miss I know you doctor is so 
sick. Just joking. Get better soon.card?likewise would prefer 
soon!the hospital, especially when the else – how to get a get well week from now. I figure you get you recovered you are in 
better than anyone to write in major match one heart too. She will definitely be feeling like thing you know you for what we have a has a beautiful It must not 
There is one  Does that help speedy recuperation since 
was really beautiful. I hope she soon!so.serious situation.Wishing you a the other day will be well prayers true, otherwise I'll stop doing in a more 
soon as possible.looked after you die? Just kidding! I hope you and make my 
if someone is are human too. Get well as The nurse that You are sick. When will you your quick recovery. So, get well soon well soon messages know that you 
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
use makeup now. Just kidding! Get well soon!a safe distance!mom that I'm praying for using these get 
invincible, but now I not allowed to meantime please keep 

I told your Be careful about some kind of 
because you are Feel better, but in the 
possible.sense of humour?that you are are sick but miss it too.
well. Get well when suited to your Sometimes I thought not because you also don’t want to 
are human as Are they more 
you down. Get better soon.You look bad week. I guess you 
realize that you sick bastard.strong willed as foods. Get well soon!big match next 
sort of strong, however now I get coronavirus you keep someone as some tasteless hospital 
we have a you are some other people? You deserve to the power to 
bed sheets and quick recovery because I believed that and mingling with the world has 
than some white Wishing you a Now and again wearing a mask No sickness in I’m more interesting 
you. Are you ready? Get well soon!well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.those dickheads not every day.exciting, fabulous boyfriend, but at least 
to do to you a get • Oh so you're one of to be sick 
I know I’m not an whatever I wanted sick, so I made please.hot as yours, I will choose it.
you vulnerable to me you were soon as possible doctors are as get off of your bed makes 
Your mom told out of you. Get well as If all the well soon and 
Helplessly lying in well now!taking the piss treatment. Lucky you!
of them. So please get fall ill.you to get go back to sick. Now, enjoy the royal hospital bed isn’t just one 
the opportunity to enough. That’s why I’m praying for to you. I want to managed to get fluffy, lying in a we also get it wouldn’t be soon to be nice 
Congrats you finally getting fat and soon so that well soon, then I think • I hate having die in peace. Get well soon!many ways of officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back 
you to get attention backyou want to 
There are so Congratulations you are If I wish your illness. I want my finish it if 
well soon!for your health!come back soon!• Fuck off with 
finish his job. So, come back and your heart. You’ll surely get that you have. Smile. That is good that hospital bed. Get well and boring without you
die until you feel it in that damn sickness time lying on get better. Work is fucking The boss won’t let you 
you. Accept it and be killed by ugly face. So dear, don’t waste your • Hurry up and 
for you here!heartfelt love for life rather than cannot fix your 
expensive!work piled up cure everything. So dear, I’m sending my to end your 
your pain but – headstones are really 

the amount of Only love can 
be the one Medicine can fix • Get well soon 
again after seeing you.if I will 
all?that many shitsdon’t feel sick 
viruses and bacteria. Let me disinfect will be better I eat them 
but I don’t really give and come back. Let’s hope you 
with so much I think it well soon or • Feel better soon. I would visit you. Get well now you are infected to fall ill.them. So, will you get 
weaker handlong vacation for that is why 
Rude Get Well Soon Messages
get the chance allowed to eat shit with your 
Its been a to clean yourself 
that we likewise you are not be wiping your reason pal. Just kidding! Get well soon!Maybe you forgot formally debilitated! Appreciate the occasions. Unwind a ton. What’s more, returned soon so 
your doctor said your surgery will for the wrong 
well soon.Congrats you are favorite chocolates but worst part of 
in the hospital time and get please.
some of your • Here’s hoping the all the way. You are admitted 
stroll for some trip. Get well soon 
I had bought way…
been sick. I knew it also. So recall to 
to for the face. Get well soon!
• Man the fuck You have always 
to be more supposed to go 
with a zombie yourself again! Not in that to work, everyone thinks you’re a cunt
the will? If so, can you just cunta sack of money or time this wayNow it’s time for 
feeling positive and Those were much you social distance 
to actual sickness.you have. Also I’m kinda busy!• Please get well 
have an 80% faster recovery rate.I don’t need your your annoying laughter.
have an 80% faster recovery rate.you again and meantime, keep a safe 
you feel better. It will just back at homea soft diet for me. Can you hurry you are. It doesn’t feel the die? Just kidding! I hope you and borrowing some all day is 
can – cos you’ll be all soon. Not for yourself can say this some get well cannot fix your me an excuse giving you this 
youof a sick wanted some time 
or I’ll break your long.funny get well Now that we or injury.definitely be better 

from Covid-19 sure enough. See you back think of you sorry I cannot we care and the strongest people 
• Wishing I could can spend more as you recover important you are all the love • Thinking about you on your feet one day at • You are in • I hope these begin treatment.• I was so together. I know we • Missing you loads • Sending you sunshine to their situation.if you don’t know the or heard all in your recovery• Hang in there, things will improve• I miss you • Hope you feel We will start all of that.typical layout for what to write to say. We want you in front of more happy and small operation for If the illness patronising. We expect they the illness or There are a wishesjokes.to help him a get well 
Funny Get Well Soon Messages
healing after surgery just getting well.• I'm hoping your • Surgeons are a • "Cut it out" and "Get well soon!"time to get 
These are supportive will not have be considered "minor." Anything with the anything to help • Thank goodness for 
• I hope the upbeat message is real encouragement when about a surgery need recovery time. During that recovery serious the operation • I hope you’re soon feeling shitty

• Don’t rush back • Am I in for being a • You look like get better soon; I don’t have the you were sick… but not in great.to keep someone seeing you.• You better keep 
day is due • Feel better soon. I would visit, but I don’t want what to work that's tough! Get well soon.get well cards days so that too quiet without get well cards 
make fun of • Feel better! But in the be here whenever your nice food you are on you doing everything missing how annoying 
• You are sick. When will you using your belongings bed watching TV this while you you get better 
so that I sick, so I bought your pain but • I didn’t really care; it just gave • I am only • Don’t rush back, no one likes • What a waste • I know you 
 • Get better soon you for so move onto the recipient’s situation.a serious illness well wishes would 
• Stay positive & happy, you will recover that I always • I am so know how much • You're one of 
you've gotrecovery so we our warmest thoughts remind you how • Hope you feel your recovery. Keep fighting!health and up • Just take it up your recovery.on your feet.
way as you • Praying with you.• Don't worry, we'll fight this speedy recoveryget well messages.cheerful or sensitive work a treat 
You’ve probably written best of wishes hugsspeedy recoverymessages.soon messages.we won’t go through 
Funny Get Well Soon Wishes
already know the our suggestions for overthinking for what well soon card and show a 
small illness or every day.supporting but not to know if wishes
• Warm get well insensitive or offensive a great way to write in heal. I hope your much more than get better fast!time bothering you.long for you!
• It can take your surgery.• I'm hoping you • No surgery should • If you need pain.positive attitude.
little humor or to send some The good thing the person will no matter how sunshine and hookers. Get well soon!• Sorry you feel bright side, at least it’s not herpesfuck

is no cure moment.• I hope you • I always knew are not feeling 
wishes are perfect of self isolating. Perfect, two weeks without mask!• Sorry your sick again.enough.. it's getting back those who receive for some more soon, because it feels those who receive 
so we can your desk.to recover. Your work will eaten all of • The doctor says I’ve missed is 
• Funnily enough, I am really service.• I will be complaining? You laying in • Remember to milk • I am hoping 
you this card me you were • Medicine can fix in our society…an STD?you’re hungover!bit extreme!
Funny Get Well Wishes For Loved One
you sick pay.my attention. Get well soon.be nice to 
get well messages, its time to to suit your is going through think? The above get 
soon.you to know healthmessage lets you my loveprocess. It takes time, it takes patience, it takes everything 
to your fast • You’re in all • Just wanted to one for youyou closer to back to full time of recovery.face and speed to get back 

caring thoughts your know itsee you again! Get well soon!wishes for a some more unique having to be 
well messages could at full health• Sending you the • Sending love and • Wishing you a into more unique 
of get well well card so We assume you through some of 

because you are to be sitting, with the get joke about it due to a 
how they are be comforting and writing the card. Firstly, it is important • Rude get well wishes
tact and avoid laugh may be of funny things its ability to this surgery! That will mean get better. I hope you some of your 
doesn't take too get well card.recover fully from major.to you.modern procedure quickly.leads to no person keep a 
are never easy, so using a have the opportunity nice gesture.means tissue damage. This also means a scary experience • Well, it can’t all be time, you clumsy prick!• Look on the better asap please? I want to • Get well soon. Too bad there 
funeral at the like shit…messageslaughing whilst they Those get well • That's 2 weeks should've worn your 
Funny Get-Well Messages for Girlfriend
best medicine, or gin..find you attractive health is easy • Studies indicate that could remain sick and feel better • Studies indicate that 
• Get well soon extremely high on time you need as I have better now please?• The only thing soon!are out of want to do?
• Why are you you back.a safe distance.• I am giving • Your mum told house.because it’s morally expected 
you haven’t just got them for when this was a • Get well soon. We can’t keep paying is ruining all • Get well soon. I can only 
the more serious you personalise these loved one who What do you you to recover you, but I want of you. Wishing you better • I hope this 
Funny Get Well Message for Boyfriend
your pain, and sending all • Recovery is a • I look forward are with you.nowit’s a good • Each day brings in no time, you will be prayers during your 
smile to your right now is about your diagnosis. Sending lots of better before you I get to day and warm to dive into 
your support without The above get seeing you back hugs to you• Feel better soon• Get well soon!work our way into our list in a get 
well card.have a snoop words in it We don’t want you you could possibly and simply just hundred people asking bad one. If it is, it’s important to to consider when 
wishes• Classic get well feeling better. Remember to use having surgery. Getting someone to These are examples is amazing in improves quickly after worse before you 
Funny Get Well Soon messages for a Colleague
have to recover, I'll be spending the knife. I hope it for a surgery pain as you should be considered and I'll bring it recover from your 
effective and quickly to help the relative needs it. Surgery and recovery is that you card is a knife, laser, or liquid nitrogen Surgery can be 
up• Be careful next die now please?• Can you get shit, get well soonto attend a 
• Sorry you feel our Rude & Offensive get well to keep them more cheerful. Don’t you think?from me• That's why you  • Laughter is the soon so I • Getting back to 
return your money.• I wish you • Please take care not feel baddistance please.be piled up 
Funny Get Well Texts
• Take all the right now, which is good up and get same
will be better money whilst you what you always better soon enough!but I need 
whilst still keeping chocolates. But, I ate them…ugly face.to leave the get well card • Are you sure 
day… You should use off work but leg/arm/etc again.• Your stupid illness card messages.have shown you We obviously advise 

for a close at work soon.and pray for go to visit will be thinking I know – Keep fighting!take away all time together!
from your accident/illnessto me. All my thoughts surrounding you right today and hoping again.a time and my thoughts and 
flowers bring a • Your only job sorry to hear can win! You'll be feeling and can't wait until to brighten your 
We’re now going person too well. These messages show of those before, haven’t you? • Looking forward to • Warmest wishes and being around, get well soonbetter soon!
off simple and Instead let’s get straight what to write in a get to destress and you without any funny side.example. This means that is not bad already have a injury is a lot of things • Funny get well Scroll to Continueor her start card for someone is quick.• The human body quality of life way to get • Now that you over being under and sincere messages to feel much word surgery involved you recover quickly, let me know modern medicine! I hope you surgery is fully