Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

I love helping people find the perfect words for any occasion—from relationship advice to inspirational messages.

Oops—did you miss someone's birthday? Find a funny message to send them and wish them a very late and very happy birthday anyway!

• Life is all about forgiving and forgetting. I forgot your birthday, and you can forgive me. How perfect.

• Did you know that you look really hot when you are in a forgiving mood? Belated happy birthday! xoxo

• I know I forgot your birthday, but I also know that you are a sucker for gifts. So here you go: an expensive watch. Happy birthday, mate! Hope we are cool.

• If you had to accept a bribe to forgive someone, what would it be? Tell me quick, because I need to wish you a late happy birthday.

• I never forgot your birthday, buddy. I just wanted to annoy you a little bit by sending my wishes a tad later. Belated happy birthday.

• This wish may be coming in a bit late, but it does not mean that you are excused from giving another party just for me.

• No matter what I do, it will never change the fact that I forgot your birthday. So get over it. Belated happy birthday!

• The best quality of a cool friend like you is that they never get angry when someone forgets to send them good wishes on their birthday.

• Surprise! I haven't forgotten your birthday. Belated wishes to you, my dear friend.

• Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" I say, "What's in a date?" Happy birthday!

• Had I known you were such a difficult person to please, I would have never forgotten your birthday.

• Why should I be sorry about not wishing you a happy birthday? You saved some money by treating one less person, didn't you? Belated happy birthday!

• I don't like the feeling of missing your birthday, so here's a belated birthday card and, to be safe, one for next year, too. Happy birthday in advance.

• Forgetfulness is contagious, and with friends like you, no wonder I missed your birthday.

• I deliberately did not want to add to the chaos of birthday wishes that you would have received on your birthday. Because I did not want to be yet another friend reminding you how old you are getting. Better late than never. Belated happy birthday!

• I bet no one except me came to wish you a belated happy birthday. Don't thank me; that's what friends are for.

• Rock stars are never on time, and that's why I am fashionably late. Belated happy birthday.

• I have hurt you by missing your birthday, but I am sure the wounds will heal once you see the gifts I've got for you. Happy birthday!

• I forgot your birthday. So what? There's always a next time, next year. 'Til then, belated happy birthday.

• I got you a birthday card, an e-card, a gift, some flowers, chocolates, and your favorite bottle of red. What more could you ask for? Now stop complaining and please forgive me for forgetting your birthday. Happy birthday, mate!

• Stop whining about how I forgot your birthday. Be a man; let's have a beer to celebrate.

• There is really no point in wishing someone happy birthday after their birthday has gone by. But, being the loyal friend that I am, here's a belated birthday wish just for you. Cheers!

• I hope you did not feel bad about how I missed your birthday, because I don't feel guilty, either. Belated happy birthday, darling!

• Life has a habit of throwing curve balls at you. This is mine to you: Belated happy birthday!

• The best part of having friends like me is that you get to celebrate your birthday even when it is not. Belated happy birthday, dude! Let's go grab some drinks.

• I am not great with apologies. Belated happy birthday.

• You can always count on a friend like me, except on birthdays. Cheers!

• I don't mean to be cocky, but the kind of gift I've got for you leaves no room for you to complain about how I have missed you birthday. Enjoy!

• I forgot to send you my best wishes on your birthday last year. Gotta keep the tradition alive. Belated happy birthday, buddy!

• Sorry I missed out on your special day. This is the only time you will see me apologize and be nice to you at the same time for one whole day. Make the most of it.

• As I did not wish you a happy birthday on the day of your birthday, I won't mind if you forget to wish me on mine next year. So we're even now. Wishing you a belated, yet very happy, birthday.

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

• I spent days trying to write the perfect message for your birthday card, but I could not come up with anything creative in time. This is all I got—belated happy birthday!

• Your best friend is suffering in guilt-fueled pain because she forgot your birthday. Be a good friend and put her out of pain by giving her a nice hug and taking her out for dinner.

• You are so difficult to buy gifts for. I am late because I just couldn't find a gift that you would like. Belated happy birthday!

• Sorry I missed your birthday. I promise it will not happen again this year.

• A belated birthday wish calls for a belated birthday party. So where are we celebrating?

• With age comes patience. Thanks for waiting for my belated birthday wish.

• I got abducted by aliens, but I managed to run away when they were taking a nap. Belated happy birthday!

• Birthday messages generally carry with them a lot of love, warmth, and feelings. This one comes with a $500 gift card. Belated wishes don't seem so bad now, do they?

• Your dog must have eaten the birthday card I sent to you yesterday. Wishing you a belated happy birthday.

• If you really wanted me to wish you happy birthday on time, you would have invited me to your party.

• Surprise! I haven't forgotten your birthday. Belated wishes for you, my dear friend.

• I didn't send you good wishes on your birthday because I did not want other people to be jealous of my gift.

• Oops, I am late. At least I did not forget it altogether. Belated happy birthday!

• Would you rather have a best friend who lies to you, or one who doesn't? Assuming that you like the latter, I have to admit that I genuinely forgot your birthday. Belated happy birthday, buddy!

• I feel so bad about forgetting your birthday. Aren't you going to do something to make me feel nice?

• I have punished my calendar for not reminding me of your birthday on time. What more do you want me to do?

• You are cool, good-looking, and an awesome person to hang out with. Did I mention that you are forgiving, too? Belated happy birthday, bestie!

• You stole my pencil when we were in 2nd grade. I am late in wishing you a happy birthday. We are even now.

Rhonda Calhoun on March 17, 2022:

I forgot to send my best friend which is a guy a Happy birthday yesterday from me can you can write me something funny or something to send to him

Judith on February 14, 2022:

lol...with age comes health issues, some tolerable some not..

Denny on August 05, 2022:

This is a question .can anyone tell me a good reason to wish late birthday

I was out of station on her birthday so I couldn't wish .

But now I've to wish with that reason

You may suggest which one is best wish

Sakina Nasir from Kuwait on September 23, 2022:

Great hub! Enjoyed reading it 🙂 God bless you !

Yves on February 27, 2022:

I love #48 & 49. They're hilarious. Now you've got me thinking about whether I can top just one of your 50 excuses. But you know, I don't think I can. These excuses are just too cute. Thanks for making me laugh. Voting funny!

Funom Theophilus Makama from Europe on October 10, 2022:

A very wonderful concept. Nice and funny at the same time. Great share



Our mums mean the world to us. They’re our caregivers, our voices of reason and oftentimes, our best friends too. Mothers are superheroes in their own special way.

But what about the card?

It can sometimes be difficult to find the right words to let her know just how much she means to you. How do you summarise every wonderful thing that she has done for you in a few sentences? "Happy birthday" just isn’t enough.

If you, like so many of us out there, struggle to find the perfect words for your lovely mum, have a look at some of our ideas below.

Jump To a Section Below

• How To Wish Mum a Happy Birthday

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

• Heartfelt Birthday Wishes for Mum

• Funny Birthday Messages for Mum

• Birthday Messages To Send From Afar

• Happy Birthday Mum Quotes

• Happy Birthday Poems for Mum

• Happy Birthday Mum in Heaven

How To Wish Mum a Happy Birthday

A few extra touches here and there will really make your mum feel special. Follow these steps to personalise the card – it will make all the difference!

• If you have a special name that you call your mum, like "mumsy", "momaloo" or even "mama duck", use it to address the card.

• Think about what makes your mum unique. Is she very loving? Does she love being glamourous? Would you describe her as creative or thoughtful? Think about whatever it is that makes her exceptional and select a few adjectives to incorporate into your overall message.

• Try and write a birthday wish from the heart. Think about all the sweet, perfect things you wish for her for this new year in her life. Don’t rush it – sometimes something as precious as this takes time.

There’s no one in the world who could ever measure up to your mum, which is perhaps why it can be so difficult to put your birthday wishes for her into words.

Below are a few suggestions for you to use as a guideline. Incorporate any special memories or inside jokes you may have into them to help make her feel extra important on her special day.

Heartfelt Birthday Wishes for Mum

• Mum, if it weren’t for you, I would never even have become half the person I am today. Thank you for being an exceptional mother, an amazing friend and someone I look up to every day of my life. Happy birthday!

• I don’t know where I’d be without you. You taught me to be patient, you taught me to be kind. You also taught me to work hard and to respect others. Most importantly, you taught me to see the best in myself. On your special day, I want to say thank you for everything. Happy birthday, Mum!

• Cheers to a woman who is full of grace, love and lessons. We could not be more thankful for all you have done. Happy birthday to the world’s most wonderful mum!

• Mum – there are 365 days in a year, but your birthday outshines every single one of them.

• We are so blessed to have you to turn to for advice, to mend our broken hearts and to make such special memories with. We appreciate everything you have done for us and not a day goes by when we are not thankful for you and everything you continue to do. Happy birthday!

• Mum, you are not just the most special mum in the world. You are out light on my darkest day, and the brightest smile in any room. You do so much for our family – I think you’re a superhero! Happy birthday, SuperMum!

• Happy birthday to the very first friend I ever had! I don’t know how I got so lucky to have you by my side through all of life’s ups and downs. You’re always there for me, and I hope you know that I am always here for you.

Funny Birthday Messages for Mum

• Thank you for not telling my sisters/ brothers I'm your favourite!

• Happy birthday to a mom who looks young enough to be my sister. Note that if you ever start looking younger than me, we're going to have problems!

• Happy birthday to my dear Mum! May we continue to drive each other crazy for years to come.

• We have the perfect mother and daughter relationship. You're my mother & I'm perfect. Happy birthday, Mum!

• Happy birthday, Mum! Now that I'm older I want to thank you for never leaving me in a shopping cart and running away. I know it was tempting.

• I would have got you a funny card, but I know at your age bladder control can be a problem… Happy birthday, Mum!

• Happy birthday, Mum! Guess raising me didn't send you to an early grave after all!

Birthday Messages To Send From Afar

Sometimes it’s not always possible to be with your mum on her special day. Here are some ideas for those of you sending birthday cards from afar.

• No matter how far apart we may be, you are always in my heart, Mum. Happy birthday!

• Mum, you showed me how to face the world, and now I’m travelling it! I couldn’t be more grateful for everything you have taught me. Happy birthday!

• Thank you for always giving me hope, always encouraging me and always supporting me. I wish I could be there with you on this special day. Happy birthday, my precious Mum!

• Mum, the more you praise and celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate. I might not be there with you today, but today I am celebrating you. Happy birthday!

• Happy birthday, Mum! Thank you for being there for me through all the highs and through all the lows, and for everything in between. I wouldn’t be who I am today without you, but I do wish I was there with you.

• Sending love and hugs from afar to you, my Mum, my superstar! I hope that this day is just as special as you are! Thank you for everything that you have done for me – you mean more to me than words can say. Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday Mum Quotes

• “To the world, you may be one person, but to me, you are the whole world.” – Dr Seuss

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

• “A mother is your first friend, your best friend, your forever friend.” – Unknown

• “All that I am, or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel mother.” – Abraham Lincoln

• “Happy Birthday to the woman who gave me life then taught me how to live it.”– Unkown

• “A mother is she who can take the place of all other but whose place no one else can take.” – Cardinal Meymillod

• “Life doesn't come with a manual, it comes with a mother.” – Unknown

• “Behind all your stories is always your mother's story, because hers is where yours begins.” – Mitch Albom

• “A mother is the one who fills your heart in the first place.” – Amy Tan

• “Everything I am, you helped me to be.” – Unkown

Happy Birthday Poems for Mum

• Roses are red, violets are blue, there's no one I'd rather turn to in times of need than you. Happy Birthday, Mum!

• I hope to be a mother like you. Strong, loving, devoted, inspiring, wonderful, and cool. Happy Birthday!

• I just want to let you know, you mean the world to me. Only a heart as dear as yours would give so unselfishly.

• Celebrating you today brings joy to my heart. To me, you'll always be a priceless work of art.

• Mother, you are beautiful. Mother, you are kind. Endearing thoughts of love for you are always on my mind. Happy birthday.

Happy Birthday Mum in Heaven

If your mum is no longer with you in person, you can still celebrate the beautiful woman she was and your memories of her. Here are some messages that say “Happy heavenly birthday, Mum”.

• Mom, I know Heaven must be beautiful right now… because it has you in it! Happy birthday.

• Though you are not here with me, I know you will always guide me and be with me through thick and thin. Happy Birthday Mum in heaven.

• No words can describe how much I love you, and how I so wish you were here with me today. For your birthday, I send to you in Heaven all my love.

• Wherever you are resting I hope that you can see, how precious and uplifting your memory is to me.

• Not a day goes by when I don't think of you, miss you, love you and thank God that I was blessed to be your daughter/son. Happy birthday, Mum.

• May our friends and family in heaven hold you closely and sing you a song. And I'll be sending a million hugs and kisses today and all year long.

• So many memories, Mum, come flooding back today. Of birthday celebration before you went away.

When it comes to your mum’s birthday, be sure that you write her a card that’s from the heart. She is the most wonderful woman in the world, after all.

No matter what the birthday gift may be, she will absolutely love it and treasure your card’s message forever. Remember: she even loved those macaroni necklaces you used to make for her in nursery school!



Oyewole Folarin loves writing greeting-card messages and helping others find the words they need for life's special moments.

Figuring out what to write in a birthday card for a friend can be tricky, but I've got you covered. Read on for inspiration!

How to Wish Your Friends a Happy Birthday

Are you trying to figure out cute birthday wishes, messages, or greetings for your best classmate or old high-school friend but lack the expertise to write good and unique messages? Here are some example messages and sayings that you can write to your roommate, schoolmate, classmate, or hostel friend who's always been there for you.

Get ideas for how to word your card or note from the lists below, and use them to write your own cool and unique message to show gratitude and wish your friend all the best in life. Make them feel happy, loved, and cared for.

Kind words can make a friend's birthday even more special.

Messages for a Friend's Birthday

• Happy birthday, my friend. I wish you all the best in life and a wonderful day today and always!

• Happy birthday [insert name]. I wish you every happiness in life! May you have a wonderful day surrounded by those you love.

• Congratulations as we celebrate your [insert year] birthday! May this year bring you all of the good things that you so deserve!

• You are a true friend that someone can always rely upon. Thank you for comforting me when I needed someone to be by my side. Thank you for everything. On your special day, I wish you nothing but good luck wherever you may be. Happy birthday, and may you have a wonderful year ahead!

• On your special day, I wish you good health, happiness, and a fantastic birthday!

• Today, I wish that you have the happiest of birthdays. May this very special year be filled with happiness and prosperity!

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

• Today is a very special day in your life. As you celebrate another year, I’m wishing you all the best in the world and a very happy birthday!

• On this very special day, I wish all your dreams and wishes come true. Happy birthday to my best friend!

• I know that you will be very happy today that your friend did not forget your special day. Here’s wishing you a very happy birthday! May our friendship last for me to wish you a happy birthday for many years to come.

• I just wanted you to know that I think of you each and every day. May your special day be filled with lots of fun, excitement, and sweet memories!

• I wish you something great that money cannot buy as you get older today. Happy birthday and many happy returns of the day!

• Happy birthday! I am so incredibly lucky to have such a loving and caring friend. Don’t forget to make good use of your special day as you grow another year older!

• You are one in a million! Here’s wishing you much happiness and peace as you start another 525,600-minute journey today. Congratulations, and have a blissful celebration!

• I wish you good health, happiness, and many more years of success to celebrate. Enjoy your birthday!

• Let me use this great event to express my sincerest gratitude to you for doing more for me than I could have imagined. I wish you good luck and the happiest of birthdays!

Share a funny or meaningful (or both) birthday quote with your best friend.

Birthday Quotes for Your Bestie

• "If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you." —Winnie the Pooh

• "Cakes are special. Every birthday, every celebration, ends with something sweet, and people remember. It's all about the memories." —Buddy Valastro

• "Age is a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter." —Satchel Paige

• "The great thing about getting older is you don't lose all the other ages you've been." —Madeline L'Engle

• "You don't get older, you get better." —Shirley Bassey

• "Today is the oldest you have been, and the youngest you will ever be. Make the most of it!" —Nicky Gumbel

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.

— Bob Hope

• "You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred." —Woody Allen

• "Because time itself is like a spiral, something special happens on your birthday each year: The same energy that God invested in you at birth is present once again." —Menachem Mendel Schneerson

• "Birthdays are inevitable, beautiful and very particular moments in our lives! Moments that bring precious memories back, celebrate the present times and give hope for the future." —Bsbr Arish

• "May you receive many gifts, and may your day be joyous, and best of all may you be surrounded by family and friends. May all you wish for come true." —Theodore W. Higginsworth

Is it your classmate or roommate's birthday? Don't miss the chance to tell them how much they mean to you.

Happy Birthday Messages for a Classmate or Roommate

• I’m glad to celebrate another year with a very special friend of mine. Here's wishing you lots of fun and sweet memories on your special day. Happy birthday, my dearest schoolmate!

• As you celebrate another year of your life, I wish you much love, fun, and happiness. Happy birthday to my dearest roommate!

• On your birthday, I wanted to show my appreciation for all the love and care you have shown to me. Thanks for being there when I needed you most, roomie. Happy birthday and many happy returns!

• Thank you, my dear friend, for the amazing moments I have shared with you. When I was going through a tough time in life, you were there to give me hope and inspiration. You're more than just a classmate to me. On your special day, I wish you good health, a better job, and all the good things one may think of. Have a blissful party!

• Having such an amazing person close to me fills my soul with joy, which is a good thing when you're sharing a room! Wishing you lots of joy and happiness today and every day.

• Thank you so much for your care, kindness, and for being such an amazing classmate. On your special day, I just wanted you to know that I am happy to have such a wonderful person in my life. I will remember you in my thoughts forever. Here’s wishing you all good things on your birthday. Have a joyous birthday celebration!

• Thank you for always helping me, supporting me, and encouraging me. You are my best roommate, and I wanted you to know how much I love you and appreciate you. May you enjoy your special day as much as I enjoy our relationship!

• I can’t imagine how much you mean to me. A schoolmate with a such a deep heart is special and rare; indeed, you are so special to me. Here's wishing you a prosperous year and a birthday filled with sweet memories.

• Thank you for your help. Thank you for your support and encouragement. Thank you for making me smile again. You are one of the secrets to my success in school. Happy birthday! May all your dreams come true!

Birthday Wishes for Old School Friends

Below, you will find some ideas on what to write or say to your old high-school or longtime friends on their birthdays. Use these to inspire your card or note's wording:

• I have enjoyed every day I've spent with you. You are so special to me—truly one in a million, and you will forever remain in my thoughts. Enjoy your special day today, and may the years ahead be filled with good health, strength, and endless happiness!

• May all your dreams come true on this special day of yours! I am happy to have you in my life and wish that everyone could have a schoolmate like you. Here’s wishing you all the best today, tomorrow, and for all the years to come!

Happy Birthday Wishes Funny Best Friend

• How exciting that you are celebrating your [insert year] birthday party tomorrow! Thanks for the care and for everything you have done in my life during our school days. Wishing you all the best on your special day!

• We have been friends for over ten years, but every beautiful moment we have spent together seems like it was just yesterday. Remembering your birthday is a sign that you are still in my thoughts. I will never forget you for a second. I wish you all the best on your special day!

• Though we have known each other for many years, my memories with you feel like they were just from yesterday. As I join well-wishers in celebrating your special day with you, I say a big thank you for always staying by my side. Enjoy your special day to its fullest! Happy birthday!

• When I look back at all of the memories we've made together, I can’t hold back my joy. I just keep thanking God for bringing us together as classmates. May your special day be filled with sunshine, love, and happiness!

If you and your friend enjoy razzing each other a bit, why not send them a funny message for their birthday?

Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend

• Yikes, the years are really catching up with you, my friend! Just kidding! Happy birthday, [insert name]!

• I'm sorry to tell you you've just grown another year older. But hey, look on the bright side—that's another year you got to spend with me!

• You're getting old, mate . . . next year I'll have to get you a bigger cake for all those candles!

• You're living proof that older doesn't mean wiser. Just kidding! Happy birthday, mate!

• I'm only here for the cake . . . but I may as well wish you a happy birthday while I'm at it. Have a good one!

• Wishing you many more candles for many more birthdays . . . and bigger cakes to put them on!

• I thought of the perfect gift for you. Too bad I didn't get it! This card will have to do instead. Happy birthday!

• I always look forward to your birthday because I know you'll throw a great party. Don't forget to make sure there's plenty of champagne! Happy birthday, friend.

• Friendship is life's greatest gift . . . which is why I didn't get you anything for your birthday. Have a good one, mate!

True friends are a blessing in life, and you should take their birthdays as a chance to tell them as much.

Religious Birthday Messages for a Friend or Classmate

• Happy birthday to an awesome friend! Enjoy your special day, and I pray that this year is filled with lots of happiness. God bless you!

• Here’s wishing a wonderful friend a very happy birthday. Have a blessed day and a fantastic birthday celebration!

• I hope this joyous day brings you good luck, happiness, and success in life. Have a blessed birthday!

• I hope you have a wonderful time on your big day. I wish you a great year ahead and countless blessings!

• Thank you for helping me when I needed words of encouragement! On your [insert year] birthday, I want to wish you a lot of fun and excitement. And I pray that God will fulfill all His promises in your life. Have a wonderful celebration!

• I pray you enjoy your special day and all the good things that only birthdays can bring. And may the Almighty God honor you more than you have honored me!

• I pray all your birthday dreams and wishes come true. You have been an amazing classmate, and I wish you all the best in this life. May you remain blessed, and may this birthday always be a special one to remember.

• May all your dreams and wishes come true! And may God's divine plan for your life begin to manifest as we celebrate your [insert year] birthday today. Congratulations and many happy returns of the day to an awesome friend!

• I will never forget everything that you have done for me in this world. Thank you for being there for me during my ups and downs in life. I’m pleased and thankful to have you by my side. Have a blessed and fantastic birthday celebration!

• You are such a wonderful schoolmate. I thank God for blessing you with another year. Here’s wishing you all the joy and happiness that only birthdays can bring.

• On the occasion of your birthday, I pray that the days ahead bring you more fun and happiness. And may the years ahead bring you great glory, honor, and peace! Congratulations, and many happy returns of the day!

salerism on August 24, 2022:

Amazing work!

MARIONE on June 13, 2022:

Wow fastastic that someone can't even stress herself on what to write. happy birthday my friend

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Job Well Done Guys Thanks

Violet Akisa on August 14, 2022:

oohh woow thanks for this birthday wishes guys

CoreyFrench on April 22, 2022:

I love my friends

Kim Bukky on December 09, 2022:

So impressive‼

Lula on September 17, 2022:

Good job. Thank you for easing me the stress of racking my brain

Charles on August 17, 2022:

Splendid Thanks.

Santanu Das on February 09, 2022:

On this very special day,

I wish all your dreams and wishes come true.

Happy birthday to my dear lovly friend!

Amar on September 18, 2022:

Nice one...

Peace on August 29, 2022:

This page is very helpful



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