Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.

Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations!

Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!

You're just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesnā€™t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

You're no longer the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Now that you're 50 you've probably got more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, donā€™t feel so bad about your age. At least youā€™re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.

Happy birthday and congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.

Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that Iā€™m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!

It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!

I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!

Thanks for reminding me that Iā€™m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!

You can't hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.

Funny 50th Birthday Messages

Donā€™t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.

As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like ā€“ flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!

You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!

As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, youā€™d still understand if I didnā€™t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!

The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? Itā€™s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!

Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.

It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.

Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.

Donā€™t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!

Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

Youā€™ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesomeā€¦ if you could remember any of it.

I would make a joke about how old youā€™re getting, but Iā€™m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!

Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.

Funny 50th Birthday Quotes

Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. ā€“ Melanie White

By fifty, youā€™ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.

Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. ā€“ Greg Tamblyn

50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. ā€“ Greg Tamblyn

Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.

When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until youā€™re fifty, youā€™ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I havenā€™t seen anything. ā€“ Eric Satie

Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I canā€™t remember where I put my keys. ā€“ Melanie White

Iā€™m aiming by the time Iā€™m fifty to stop being an adolescent. ā€“ Wendy Cope

At 50, youā€™ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.

Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. ā€“ Phyllis Diller

Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didnā€™t you? ā€“ Melanie White

The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. ā€“ Cindy Crawford

Youā€™ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.

After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now. ā€“ Henry Green

Iā€™m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. ā€“ Melanie White

50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him

Thanks for reminding me that Iā€™m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!

Youā€™ve been in your thirties so many years. Iā€™m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!

Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. Thatā€™s your age!

I believe youā€™re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!

A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and youā€™ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!

50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her

Iā€™m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe youā€™ve been here since the beginning of this universe!

I always get my inspiration from you. Youā€™re such a strong and courageous woman. I donā€™t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!

Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!

Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I donā€™t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!

Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Hereā€™s a happy birthday from me for year one!

50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom

For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, Iā€™ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!

Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!

Donā€™t ever let dad say you are getting old. Youā€™re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!

50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad

I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?

I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!

Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, Iā€™m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.

50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife

I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.

I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, itā€™s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!

From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!

50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband

Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though youā€™re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.

Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!

Iā€™ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!

Funny 50th Birthday Sayings

You know youā€™re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. ā€“ Melanie White

For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. ā€“ Jean Sorensen

I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. ā€“ Janet Periat

Happy 50th ā€“ the years look good on you! But then, I donā€™t see as well as I used to. ā€“ Melanie White

At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. ā€“ Sir Norman Wisdom

My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. ā€“ Melanie White

50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.

In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. ā€“ East of Sweden

50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. ā€“ Melanie White

When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. ā€“ Thrill Tweeter

Now that Iā€™m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. ā€“ Greg Tamblyn

Now that Iā€™m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say Iā€™m mature. Obviously they donā€™t know me very well. ā€“ Melanie White

Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. Itā€™s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You donā€™t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Donā€™t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.



Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

Your brother is surely one of a kind and to honor that and let him know that you care about him, it would be really great to remember his birthday and more than that, greet him.
You can do this together with reminding him of how crazy he really is.
Here are some happy birthday crazy brother wishes that you can use to inform him that you want to celebrate his big day together with him because you are the best kind of sibling in this world.

Happy birthday crazy brother, I wish we can have more time to bond together, you know?

Hey bro, you may be weird, but I love you a lot, may you have a lot of fun on this special day.

I am so happy for all the things that you have achieved in your life, you are the best bro ever!

May you always find happiness and peace in the things you do, my big bro, I care for you!

There is nothing you can do that can take every piece of admiration I have for you, my bro.

You are one of the best brothers that I have and I thank God for this day of your birth, really.

I may be older than you but I sure know how to have fun, happy birthday crazy brother.

How I wish you are still closer so that our family can somehow celebrate this day with you.

Why did you leave for a college so far away, until now I still cannot understand that, sibling.

I just want to give you a heads up that you are awesome, happy birthday crazy brother.

Everything feels so mess up right now and I donā€™t really know what to do but I miss you, bro.

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Happy birthday crazy brother, may you always know that I love you and I am here for you.

You are the best sibling in the city, maybe even in the world, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you may be far away now, but weā€™ll get together real soon.

How are things going to end I am not sure, but I pray for your bright future, my dear sibling.

You are one in a million, you are the best sibling I will ever have, and you matter to me, dear.

I remember how you helped me build that tree house in the backyard, I am proud of you, sir.

No one ever really matters to me more than you do, my sibling you are the best one for me.

I just wish there is someone out there who will realize how awesome you already are, dear.

When no one in this world is there, I promise that I will be, always and forever, my bro.

My comrade, you are the one sibling that really get me no matter what I try to do or say.

You are so busy with college but please make time for me, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, may you get that one goal that you have worked hard for.

Through this life we live, you are the best gift I ever had, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, just know that I am more than proud of what youā€™ve done.

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule just to meet me, my dear pal.

Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

You, my pal are the one that I can talk to about anything at all, enjoy this birthday of yours!

You light up my world with the things you do though they may be weird, thank you pal.

Enjoy this big day of yours, mate, I know you can do all things that you put your mind to.

Amigo, we are in this together, through thick and thin, I will be there for you, I swear that.

You will never be alone as long as you are with me, compadre, I am just right here for you.

When nothing else seems right, I will keep cheering on you, my bro, you matter to me so.

I am always happy to see you, you are my idol and I wish I can celebrate this day with you.

You are my confidante, the one to whom I can tell every secret to, enjoy this day, if you can.

Pal, I wish we can spend a whole lot more time together, I miss you a lot, thatā€™s for sure.

Let us keep bonding more, my sib, you are the one I want to bond with right now, my dear.

They may turn the world upside down but you still are my bro, happy birthday crazy brother.

You will always be my number one idol, the one I will always look up to, enjoy your life bro.

You are my pal, the one that I need the most right now, happy birthday a lot, I want you here.

I wish you can see what Iā€™m doing right now, how I try my best to do things, mate, look at me.

Today is a good day so I am going to show you some things you can do more, my dearest pal.

You are the one I love the most in this world and I want you to know that, I love you, chum.

My amigo, you may not notice it buy I am proud of all that you have done in your life.

We are both partners in crime, thatā€™s for sure as much as we are friends we are siblings.

I learned to ride a bike because you taught me how and I appreciate that a lot, my dearest pal.

Thank you so much for being there for me, because it gave me a lot of confidence, dear chum.

Happy birthday crazy brother, keep your feet on the ground even when you are popular.

You deserve everything that you have right now, that is true, happy birthday crazy brother.

I want you to be as happy as you can be, for you are kind, happy birthday crazy brother.

I wish that you would have a great bday party and that I am going to be there on that day.

May you get that dreams that you have long dreamed for you deserve everything you want.

Happy birthday crazy brother, you have been always partial to me and now Iā€™ll dote on you.

What do you want for today, name it and Iā€™ll get it for you, happy birthday crazy brother.

Comedy Birthday Wishes For Brother

Happy birthday crazy brother, have all the fun you can possibly get on this day, alright?

Sometimes when I look at you I see everything that I want to be in the future, thank you bro.

You are my pal, you are the one that matters to me, the one that I look up to ever since then.

We were still kids then but still I want you to know that you matter a lot to me, that you do.

No matter what you do, I swear I will still look up to you, you are my superhero, my pal.

My childhood days was fun because you were there to guide me and help me, big bro.

I have been looking forward to you going home for thanksgiving, on your big day, my pal.

You are the one that makes me rethink things again, thank you so much, my dearest bro.

May you have the happiest bday ever because you are so awesome and it matters a lot.

We are alike, a lot, you and I and it seems to me that you may as well know how I adore you.

My dear brother, I want to be there for you when you graduate at that uni you are right in.

Happy birthday crazy brother, thank you for always being there when I need you the most.

How do I begin to tell you that I want you to be just like you when I grow up, huh, my mate?

It is your bday today and I wish that I can make you as happy as I can, you matter to me.

Then again, I think that you are the person that I want to be with in the near future, my dear.

Let me know if you can be with you so that I can be a whole lot like you, my dearest sibling.

To my favorite sibling, I wish that you would realize how much I adore you a lot, that I do.

When things seem to be coming to an end, may you be here with me and just stay with me.

Happiest day to you and I want you to know that I appreciate everything you have done, bro.

And you somehow found a way to protect me from those bullies and I just have to thank you.

I try my best to accept that you are on your way to greater things and still I miss you a lot.

How do I even begin to trust you when I just want to one with you all the time, my big bro.

I am so tired of everything right now and I wish you were here, so we can unwind, my pal.

I have realized that I am going to be the best person because I feel a lot like you, really.

Happy birthday crazy brother, for always coming to my rescue, know that you are my hero.

Just tell me that you will be there for me and that is enough, enjoy your bday, my dear pal.

Bro, I want to tell you that I appreciate all the things you have done for me all through time.

You are still the one person that I want to joke around with, every inside joke matters, pal.

May you realize that you are the best person that I grew up with, you are my little bro.

My pal, how long has it been since we last saw each other, we should really celebrate now.

Who would have known that I would idolize you so much, happy birthday crazy brother.

Happy birthday crazy brother, even now, just seeing you gets me all hyped up, really.



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