Whether you’re searching for the perfect funny quotes for husband or wife or any other milestone anniversary, you’re sure to find a humorous way to say congratulations. Celebrate that special couple and their committed marriage with a funny quote on an anniversary card or with sentimental anniversary gifts.
With each passing wedding anniversary, there is more to laugh about and more to celebrate. In our list of curated quotes, you’ll find well wishes for a husband, wife, and friends alike. Not to mention additional antics about married life that you can include in a card or a social media post.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Husband
Find the best anniversary quote for husband with these funny ideas for him. Wish your favorite guy a happy anniversary funny way with these good wishes. Whether it’s joking about your love life or doing more around the house, he’s sure to get a kick out of these memorable quotes.
• "Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have."
• "My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house."
• "Marriage is a workshop… where husband works & wife shops.
• "My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!"
• "Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway."
• "A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. "- Michel De Montaigne
• "Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!"
• "On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!"
• Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.
• "My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house."
• "Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women."
• On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband
• Sometimes I look at you and I just can’t help but feel happy for you. After all, you married the world’s most beautiful and brilliant woman. Happy anniversary, dearest husband
• Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband
• A good marriage is one that makes room for love, patience, understanding, truth, as well as all your shoes, clothes, and bags. Happy anniversary to my husband who lets me have all the room that I want.
• "All I want for next year is you. Just kidding, give me diamonds."
• "My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!
• "Never laugh at your wife’s choices, you are one of them.
• I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it.– Elizabeth Evans
• "Overall, I love you more than I want to strangle you.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Wife
Even though you’re great at cracking jokes, find the perfect funny wedding anniversary quotes for wife below. While she might be sick of your dad jokes, these funny antics are sure to bring a smile to her beautiful face. One more way to remind her of how lucky she is.
• "In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker." – Woody Allen
• "By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher." -Socrates
• "If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead… get married. If you first don’t succeed, try doing it the way your wife told you."
• You’re the only one that I have, and you’re the only one I will ever have. But I just wanted you to know that you’re my favorite wife. I love you, wifey! Happy anniversary.
• If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it again. This time, do it just like the way your wife told you to!
• Happy anniversary to my wife. Yep, you’re still the person I want to annoy for the rest of my life.
• When people ask me about what makes a happy marriage, I simply tell them that the wife is always right. When you think she’s wrong, hit yourself on the head and remember that the wife is always right. Happy anniversary to my wife!
• To keep your marriage strong and your wife happy, admit it whenever you’re wrong and shut up whenever you’re right. Happy anniversary to my wife, by the way!
• "One year down, freaking forever to go. Happy anniversary."
• "Happy Anniversary! We’ve been through a lot together and most of it was your fault."
• "Being married to you is like having a best friend who never listens to what you say."
• "You are the only one I want to annoy for the rest of my life. Happy Anniversary!"
• "On our wedding anniversary I just want to give a big party from your pay. Happy Anniversary!"
• "I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!"
• "I still love you. Even though you fart in your sleep."
• "I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year."
• "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late."
• "Happy anniversary my love. Eat all the leftovers again and I will end you."
• "Happy anniversary day from the best thing that ever happened to you."
• "My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. "- Jack Benny
• I love waking up next to you in the morning. Just don’t breathe on me
• Happy Anniversary, darling, I still admire your determination to change me.
Funny Anniversary Quotes for Friends
You’ve known from the very beginning that these two were meant for each other. Celebrate their love for one another while poking a little fun at them also. They are sure to remember the funny wedding anniversary quotes that you include in their card or gift.
• Woo hoo! Congratulations! You’ve made it! It’s your wedding anniversary! Can you hardly believe this much time has passed since you tied the knot?! Well the best is yet to come, my friend!
• There’s a cover for every pot, and you have found yours. Enjoy the perfect match you have, and celebrate your anniversary with a warm helping of love. Congratulations!
• "Love can begin at any moment, it grows over time and could last for eternity. Happy Anniversary to you, my friend!"- Unknown
• "A friend who means the world to me. A friend who is always there. May this anniversary be as lovely as ever, and may you find more things to share. Happy Anniversary!"-Unknown
• "I am happy to know two amazing people who have been together for an amazing amount of time."- Unknown
• "A couple that truly lives and understands. May your anniversary be superbly grand.Glad to have you as my friends. Have a blast!"- Unknown
• "Marriage is that relation between a man and his wife in which the independence is equal, the dependence mutual and the obligation reciprocal. Happy Anniversary, Friend."- Unknown
• "Your anniversary is a reminder that you are blessed enough to have found your soulmate, and that life has become so much sweeter since the day you became husband and wife. Happy Anniversary!"
• Here’s to two imperfect pieces that perfectly fit each other. Happy Anniversary
Funny Anniversary Quotes about Married Life
Whether that special couple has been married for a year or they are coming up on the 50-year milestone, they will find any of these funny marriage anniversary quotes humorous. These good wishes will congratulate the happy anniversary couple on their special day.
• "I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge."
• Marriage is just texting each other – "do we need anything from the grocery store?" – until one of you dies.
• I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.
• Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity
• Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
• Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery
• "A married couple are well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time."
• Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!
• Thank you for marrying me and giving me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary
• "Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener"
• "If love is an amazing dream,then marriage is the alarm clock."
• "Marriage is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.
• "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."- Groucho Marx
• Before, I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I wake up, it’s already too late
• Married life is much like a deck of cards. You start off needing only two hearts and a diamond. The more years pass, you’ll just wish that you have a club and a spade instead!
• "Holy shit. We’re still married!"
• Marriage is finding that one person who puts up with your drama, admires your weirdness, and still tells you they love you at the end of the day
• "Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you."
20 Thank-You Note Templates to Show Your Clients You Care
20 Thank-You Note Templates to Show Your Clients You Care
In this age of technology, digital thank-you notes are gaining more acceptance. Yet, a card received via snail mail still excites the senses and is a thoughtful reflection of your time and effort. A handwritten thank-you note to your clients can help you stand out from the volume of digital communications. It is also a tasteful and sincere demonstration of your gratitude.
Some real estate agents may think that a thank-you note is only warranted at the close of escrow, but there are many opportunities to send thank-you notes to your clients. Use the messages below for inspiration, and customize each to fit your tone/voice. Among many things, please make sure your note is generous, specific, prompt, succinct, and personal.
After giving a listing presentation – Thank you for giving me the opportunity to speak with you about the benefits of allowing my company to service your real estate needs. I look forward to serving you and am committed to making this a rewarding experience for you.
When you secure the listing – I want to take a moment to personally thank you for the opportunity to sell your house. I look forward to getting to know you, and am confident that we will accomplish the sale of your home as quickly and profitably as possible.
If you do not secure the listing – Thank you for taking the time to meet with me and considering my services. While I regret that we’re unable to work together at this time, I wish you all the success as you move forward with selling your home. Please stay in touch – I would be happy to answer any questions you may have about buying or selling in [your market area].
After showing your client’s home – It was my pleasure meeting you and having the opportunity to show your home. You can be assured that I will do my best to help you find the perfect home and get you happily settled.
When they’ve selected you as their buyer’s agent – I am honored and grateful that you’ve chosen to partner with me in your journey to find your new home. I look forward to working together and am confident we will have no problem getting you happily settled.
When you’ve sold their home – Congratulations! I’m so happy that we were able to generate a successful sale for you. It’s been a pleasure working with you and getting to know you. Please know that even though your home has sold, I’m still here to answer questions, offer support, and lend a hand in any way. Let’s keep in touch as you begin your new chapter in your new home.
Close of escrow – It has been a pleasure helping you get settled in your new home. We are sure you will enjoy many happy years in your new community! Please call me if I can be of service to you or any of your friends.
After you’ve met with a FSBO – Thank you for showing me your lovely home. I sincerely wish you the best of luck in selling it. If you should find need to employ a professional real estate firm, I would appreciate the opportunity to walk you through our service offerings and how we may exceed your expectations.
When you want to stay in touch –
• Happy House-a-versary – Congratulations on your home anniversary! One year ago today you purchased your home, and I hope you are as happy in it now as you were on the day you moved in. Did you know that since you moved in, the average median home price in your neighborhood has increased [X%]%?
• If you’re curious about what your home is worth right now, I’d be happy to provide you with that information.
• Birthday – I just wanted to reach out to wish you a very happy birthday! I hope your day is special and that you are able to celebrate with friends and family. I know it’s been a little while since we chatted, so if you ever want to get together to discuss the local market – or anything else – let me know. And, if you know of anyone looking to buy or sell real estate, I’d really appreciate it if you passed my information along to them.
• Again, happy birthday – hope your day is the best!
When you receive a referral – Thank you for referring [name(s)] to me. I truly appreciate your ringing endorsement. Know that I will do my best to meet their needs!
When you land a listing in the neighborhood – [Client name], Thank you for allowing me to cater to your homeownership needs and being such an incredible member of the community. I am reaching out to let you know that a neighbor has decided to sell and has chosen me to help them in the transition. [Optional: A little more about me – insert one or two sentences about yourself]. If you have a friend or relative you’re hoping to bring next door, give me a call!
When your partner offers your client excellent service – [Name of client] raved about their stellar experience with you! It is gratifying to work with someone dedicated to doing a good job. Your efforts are sincerely appreciated.
After a phone call with a perspective client or business partner – I appreciate you committing time out of your busy day to have a phone conversation with me. In today’s business world, time is precious. Rest assured that I will always be respectful of the time you invest as we discuss the possibility of [insert objective of your conversation].
After a client attends your virtual event – Thank you for carving time into your schedule to join my [insert event name] at [insert date or time]. I appreciate your support and hope you found it [insert purpose of event: valuable, fun, informative]. If you have any additional questions about [insert topic], I am one phone call away.
When a former client offers you their business – [Client name], Thank you for pouring your trust into me once again. It’s an honor to be able to help you as you embark on your next homeownership journey, and I look forward to guiding you through this process in a timely and hassle-free manner. Please shoot me a call or a text with any questions that might arise.
When you want to follow up with a client or prospect – [Client name], Thank you for taking the time to chat the other day. I want to follow up on our conversation and see if there are any additional questions I can help answer. I look forward to connecting further in the future and wish you the best. In the meantime, I am one phone call away!
Expressing gratitude during the holiday season – [Client name], This holiday season, I’d like to express my utmost gratitude for your [insert type of relationship: business, referral, friendship, partnership]. Thank you for allowing me to serve you and your family. If there is anything you need as we enter the new year, please do not hesitate to give me a call.
After a care call – [Client name], Thank you for taking the time to connect earlier. I really appreciate the honest conversations we’re able to have. Know that I am here whenever a need arises during these ever-changing times.
When you receive a gift at close from a client – [Client name], Thank you for allowing me to play a role in your homeownership journey and for providing such a thoughtful gift. I truly appreciate it. It was a pleasure doing business with you, and I hope you will consider making my business a part of your future homeownership process down the line. In the meantime, please let me know if I can provide any additional support to you and your family.
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