• Funny wedding captions for guests
• Sweet wedding captions for guests
• Funny captions from the bride
• Cute captions from the bride
• Sweet captions about being married from the couple
• Funny and scarcastic wedding captions from the couple
• Wedding captions that are perfect for the bridesmaids
• Romantic movie quotes to use for social media posts
• Sweet and romantic captions to describe weddings and being married
• Funny and sarcastic captions to describe being married and weddings
These funny wedding captions
• All you need is love. Oh, and an open bar.
• Came for the couple, stayed for the drinks.
• My plus one for the wedding is this cake
• What happens at the wedding reception, stays at the wedding reception!
• They said I do, and we said finally!
• To love, laughter, and liquor
• That awkward moment when you realize you're the only single person at a wedding
• I can’t wait to ugly cry at your wedding
• Too much wedding cake, said no one ever.
• Here comes the bride, all dressed in white… and probably running late!
• Did someone say champagne?
• They got married and I got free booze. Win-win.
• Came for the couple, stayed for the cake.
• I don’t dress up often, but when I do it’s for a wedding
• If you invite me to your wedding, just know that I'll tear up the dance floor with you.
• The party don't start 'til we walk in.
• I'm not the bride, but I still look good!
• You can find me in the middle of the dance floor.
• The party don't start 'til I walk in.
• The wedding was great but the cake and booze were the real stars of the show.
• Trust me you can dance! -Alcohol
• Congratulations to the happy couple! Yes, I’m still single
• This is going to be one wild wedding!
• A stranger in life is a neighbor on the dance floor
• You can always find me on the dance floor!
• These two weirdos are perfect for each other!
• Formally accepting applications for single friends
• Now accepting applications for more single friends!
• I'm just a wedding crasher, I don't even know these people.
• Pop the champagne, she changed her name
• Now accepting applications for more single friends!
• Did someone say champagne?
• Thank you for having an open bar! Oh yeah, and for including us in your big day.
• I'm only here to get drunk!
• Today you will get married and I will eat cake!
• They put a ring on it
• Oh snap, look who got a selfie with the newlyweds!
• Trust me you can dance! -Champagne
• Another weekend, another wedding
• They got married. I got drunk
• Today you will get married, and I will eat cake. Everybody wins!
• Sip, sip, hooray!
• This picture was taken before I started crying
• Call me a professional wedding hopper
• You guys got me all emotional and stuff
• That was one wild wedding!
• Here comes the bride, all dressed in white… and ready to party!
• I'm just here for the open bar.
• Fulltime wedding crasher
• Gross! She has to live with a boy now.
• It’s diamond season
• Trust me you can dance – Vodka
• Congratulations on being done with wedding planning
• I'm so excited to be part of this beautiful wedding
• May your wedding be blessed with love, joy, and happiness.
• I'm so excited to be a part of this bride's special day!
• Pleasure to witness your love story unfold.
• Forever looks good on these two
• May your wedding be filled with love and happiness!
• Watching these two get married makes me believe in true love.
• Congratulations on this beautiful new chapter in your life.
• May your wedding be as beautiful as you are!
• Here comes the bride, all dressed in white! (And looking absolutely stunning, of course.)
• Wedding season is officially underway!
• May today be the beginning of a beautiful journey for the newlyweds.
• It was love at first swipe
• Best wishes to the happy couple on their big day!
• After this wedding, I really do believe in true love
• Sealed with a kiss
• They go together like cupcakes and frosting.
• Cheers to the world’s cutest couple.
• I watched a real life love story today
• He stole my heart, so I stole his last name!
• I’m the bride, no filter needed.
• Sh*t just got real
• He stole my heart so to get revenge I am going to take his last name.
• Does this dress make me look like a Mrs.?
• If you see me crying at my wedding, it's because I'm overjoyed that the planning is finally over
• Dressed to impress!
• I don't care if we're late to the wedding, I just need another hour with this mimosa.
• Imagine spending thousands of dollars on wedding photos only to have one of your bridesmaids forget to take the hair tie off their wrist.
• Congrats on being stuck with me forever!
Cute and Sweet Wedding Captions From The Bride
photo captions are perfect for a bride who wants to say something sweet and romantic when posting photos on the wedding day.
• I Finally got my fairytale ending
• The happiest day of my life was when I said ‘I do' to the love of my life.
• Happy to go from miss to mrs.
• Best. Day. Ever!
• I'm so blessed to have found my best friend in life.
• Thank you for being by my side on this special day.
• I love you more than anything and I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.
• It's official: I'm Mrs. ________
• Having all of my loved ones by my side on my wedding day is going to be so special.
• I can't wait to exchange wedding vows with the love of my life.
• The happiest day of my life was when I said ‘I do' to the man of my dreams.
• You made me believe in love at first sight.
• With my whole heart for my whole life
• All of my smiles start with you
• When I count my blessings, I count you twice
• You are my today and all of my tomorrows
• I just said the best ‘yes’ of my life.
Here are a few sweet captions to use when posting your favorite wedding photos:
• This is the next page of our love story.
• We did a thing.
• I do, I do, I do!
• And suddenly you were my everything.
• Best friends for life, husband and wife.
• Every love story is beautiful, but ours is the best one.
• Now in love, forever in love.
• This is the beginning of our forever.
• How sweet it is to be loved by you.
• The best thing about being married is knowing that I have a friend for life.
• Now we can hang out forever!
• To have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish 'till death do us part.
• You + me = the happiest couple ever
• This is the beginning of an eternal love story.
• Together forever.
• The best is yet to come.
• Cheers to love and laughter, but especially to our happily ever after.
• Lets grow old together
Funny Wedding Captions From The Newly Married Couple
These are the perfect captions to use if you have a fun sense of humor:
• Do these outfits make us look married?
• We just promised to put up with each other's annoying habits forever.
• Mutual weirdness forever.
• Too late to turn back now. We’re married.
• You're my lobster
• Did we just become best friends? Yep! (Step Brothers)
• The party don't start 'til we walk in!
Bridesmaid Wedding Captions To Use In Social Media Posts
• They got married, we got to party!
• Bride tribe
• The bride and groom might be the stars of the wedding day, but the bridesmaids are the life of the party!
• Think i’m cute just wait for the bride!
• Bridesmaids are like champagne. Sparkly, bubbly, and high class. Plus they get you drunk really fast.
• The I do crew
• Bridesmaids: because someone needs to keep the champagne flowing!
• Team bride
• I'm not the bride, but I still look good!
• You only get married once, but you can be a bridesmaid as many times as you want!
• Dressed to impress!
• Imagine spending thousands of dollars on wedding photos only to have one of your bridesmaids forget to take the hair tie of their wrist.
• Bridesmaids for a day. But best friends for life.
Romantic Movie Quotes To Use For Social Media Captions
• “You're my lobster” – Friends
• “When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.” – When Harry Met Sally
• “You had me at hello.” – Jerry Maguire
• "It doesn’t matter if the guy is perfect or the girl is perfect, as long as they are perfect for each other." – Good Will Hunting
• “I love you very much, probably more than anybody could love another person.” – 50 First Dates
• "To me, you are perfect." – Love Actually
• "Choose me. Marry me. Let me make you happy." – My Best Friend's Wedding
• "You are, and always have been, my dream." – The Notebook
• "It’s like in that moment the whole universe existed just to bring us together." – Serendipity
• "I think I’d miss you even if we’d never met." – The Wedding Date
• "In my opinion, the best thing you can do is find someone who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood, bad mood, ugly, pretty, handsome, what have you." – Juno
• “The you who you are tonight is the same you I was in love with yesterday, the you I’ll be in love with tomorrow." – If I Stay
• "I love how she makes me feel, like anything is possible or like life is worth it." – 500 Days of Summer
• "Life is not the amount of breaths you take, it’s the moments that take your breath away." – Hitch
• "It was a million tiny little things that, when you added them all up, they meant we were supposed to be together." – Sleepless In Seattle
• “Death cannot stop true love. All it can do is delay it for a while.” – The Princess Bride
• "I vow to fiercely love you in all your forms, now and forever. I promise to never forget that this is a once in a lifetime love." – The Vow
• "You are the most important thing to me now. The most important thing to me ever." – Twilight
And one funny movie quote to end this section:
• "Husbands are like wine; they take a long time to mature." – Letters To Juliet
Sweet Captions About Weddings and Marriage
• A wedding is a time to celebrate the beginning of a beautiful journey.
• Laughter is the best wedding photo pose ever!
• Say ‘I do' to forever with the one you love
• Love is the key ingredient to a perfect wedding
• A good marriage is one where each partner secretly suspects they got the better deal.
• A wedding is the beginning of a beautiful journey.
• A wedding is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
• The best thing about being married is knowing that I have a friend for life.
• A wedding is the celebration of two hearts becoming one.
• The day when two heart became one
• A wedding is a day when two families become one.
• The goal in marriage isn’t to think alike, but to think together
• A wedding is a party, but marriage is a promise.
• Make your marriage more awesome than your wedding
• A wedding is just the beginning of a lifelong romance.
• A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person.
• Your love is lifting me higher
Funny Captions and Quotes About Weddings and Marriage
Some are from the bride's point of view. Some from the groom's point of view. And some are from the point of view of a guest.
• A wedding is just a party with a really expensive bar tab
• Some people say that wedding are ‘once in a lifetime.' But I'm pretty sure I'll be having another one.
• Wedding planning has been so much fun (HAHAHAHAHAHA)
• In our house, I’m the boss. My wife is just the decision maker
• The only thing harder than wedding planning is wedding recovery.
• Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
• Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.
• Marriage – A never ending sleepover with your best friend.
• Husbands are the perfect people to share all your secrets with. They’ll never tell anyone because they aren’t even listening
• I can't believe we're finally getting married! We've been planning this for years!
• Sorry I'm late. I had to find all the things hiding in plain site that my husband said he couldn't find.
• Wedding planning is such a fun process, said nobody ever.
• Marriage is having the freedom to do whatever your wife tells you to do.
• Congratualtions on your marriage. The only aisle I'll be walking down anytime soon is the liquor aisle.
• The relationship between husband and wife is very psychological. One is psycho and the other is logical
• Marriage is the bond between a person who never remembers anniversaries and another who never forgets them
• Every woman’s dream is having a man will take her in his arms, throw her into bed, and do the dishes while she sleeps
• Marriage is a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
• I Love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
• Everyone I Know is getting married or pregnant. I'm just getting more awesome.
• Being married means shouting “What?” from seperate rooms.
Funny and Cute Captions About The Groom or Groomsmen
• You made me believe in love at first sight.
• All of my wishes came true, I just married the love of my life.
• Say hello to the luckiest man in the world.
• Bridezilla? More like Groomzilla!
• Is it just me, or does she look cuter with my last name?
• So lucky to marry my best friend
• I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together.
• Who let the dogs out
• The couple might be the stars of the wedding day, but the groomsmen are the life of the party!
• Wild thing, I think I love you
• My wife says I can join your gang, but I have to be home by 8.
• I want to grow old with you.
• Being asked to be someone’s best man is like being called up for jury duty.
Funny Wedding Wishes: Wedding can be pretty stressful, so why not lighten up the mood by sending some funny wedding wishes to your close and dear ones? Wish them onward madness and craziness together. Congratulating the newly married couple by sending some funny wedding messages will be a way to make fun. Do not forget to give them your blessings and best wishes for all the fights they are signing up for in the lifetime. Here are some funny wedding wishes you can send to your best friend, siblings, cousins, relatives, or colleague on this joyous occasion. Enjoy the magical day and bless them with your presence and funny yet heartwarming congratulatory words.
Funny Wedding Wishes
Best of luck for your lifetime suffering. Have peace with each other. Congratulations!
Congratulations on convincing yourself to settle down. May the crazy days start!
I am happy that you are married now. Congratulations for being expensively stupid.
Thank you so much for giving us a day to chill. Today is a wonderful day to be married! Congrats.
I'll tell you the secret of a happy marriage. It remains… a secret to all! Wishing you all the best for the times ahead!
Congratulations and best of luck on continuing to ignore the little annoying things.
I knew you two were madly in love with each other but didn’t think that you’ll be mad enough to marry. Have a great life ahead.
No amount of wishes or luck will protect you from the painful life of slavery you are about to start as a husband. Congratulations anyway.
Two become One: one bed, one remote, one bathroom! Congratulations on your union as life partners!
You are actually shown some respect when priests ask you to say ‘I do’. Else it’s not that you have any other choice either. Happy Married Life Ahead!
Your laughter will be dead, Your rejoicing will be nullified. There’s going to be just one voice at home now, And that is of your wife’s. Happy married life!
I would like to send you my best wishes on your lifelong contract. Congratulations!
Hope you will not grow up just because now you are married. Have a blessed and happy life.
Congratulations on your wedding, may you always be able to put up with each other!
Marriage – the lone warfare where you have to sleep with your enemy and the next day you have to talk happily without caring how much you were disturbed last time. Good luck. Happy Marriage.
A couple’s life cycle consists of various stages: dating, loving, marrying, fighting, threatening, and possibly even divorcing. Congratulations on reaching step number three.
Funny Wedding Wishes for Friend
Just wanted to remind you that deaf husbands and blind wives make the best pairs. Hope you have a great married life with your partner. Sending you all my best wishes, mate.
Dear friend, congratulations on getting married for real. Hope you speak now or forever hold your peace! May God be with you throughout all the bumpy ride.
Hope you stay madly in love, just don't get ‘mad’ in this marriage. Best wishes for the crazy, wonderful, and dangerous world of "marriage". Sending my prayers.
Congratulations on your nuptials. I am really happy that you have found your person you want to annoy for the rest of your life and be happy about it. Love you two so much.
There is nothing worse than a friend getting married. Now my parents have one more reason to coax me into getting married. Congratulations.
In the circus of life, you may have lived like a lion so far. But your wife, the new circus master will tame you into a domesticated cat in no time. Good luck with your tight rope act.
Congratulations for embarking on life’s journey called MARRIAGE which is either a two way street between COMPROMISE and SACRIFICE or a one way street to DIVORCE.
I canceled all my appointments and an important meeting just so that I could make it to your wedding. After all, free food and booze were just too lucrative to give up. Congratulations.
Well, now it’s the beginning of the end for you. No more beers, no more night out with the guys but at least you have a loving wife. Congrats!
Do you know what late nights, parties and hanging out with friends on the weekend have in common? You won’t be able to do any of those from now on. Congratulations for your wedding.
Funny Wedding Wishes for Brother
FINALLY! I mean, yeah, congratulations on your wedding. I hope your life drama be more comedy than some melodrama. Good luck with everything. Best wishes.
I hope you enjoy the circus of this lifetime and make sure to squeeze the fun out of it. Stay in love, stay married. Also- remember to SCREAM whenever it is needed. Love you, tons.
May you enjoy your epic sleepover with your person for the rest of your life. I pray to God to keep both of you safe from each other. Have a great life together. Love you.
Marriage marks the end of a love story and the start of a wrestling match. Wishing you the very best of everything anyway.
No one’s ever able to find out a secret about happy married life. I guess it doesn’t even exist. Happy Married Life Brother ;)!
Funny Wedding Wishes for Sister
I still cannot believe someone willingly married you. Sending all my best wishes and condolences for him to tolerate you 24*7. Hope you have fun together. Love yaa.
Hope you have fun at your personalized wrestling match for life. Best wishes, guys. May God bless you two together and be with you, always. Love you a lot.
Maybe your "I do" will not cost you- your sanity. Have fun in your married life. Sending my best wishes to both of you at surviving life. May God bless you, dear.
You are so excited to make your partner happy and loved always. Then you will find out that you did nothing but annoy each other instead. Congratulations!
Getting married is like becoming a child all over again. Be prepared to learn where to put your towel, how to keep the bathroom clean, and organizing your clothes in the closet. Congratulations.
Funny Wedding Wishes for Colleague
I hope God bless you with an amazing memory to remember all the important dates and not make your partner angry. Sending my best wishes at your marriage life, mate.
Thank you so much for the free food and drinks, I will always say my prayers to God for you. May He bless you at the beginning of the end for you. Congratulations, and good luck with everything.
Congratulations on your wedding day… I haven't bothered buying you both a present. It would just be something else to fight over when you get divorced!
In life, we should always keep our eyes wide open. However, after marriage, it‘s better to close them! Congratulations and Good Luck!
Do you know that you are signing a marriage contract which does not give you the option of renewing it every year! Congratulations on signing your life away.
Funny Wedding Quotes
“A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.” – Zsa Zsa Gabor
“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
“Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life! Wives want both!”
“This is what I have to say to you. You are a very brave soul who will endure the marriage life and become better than all of us. Godspeed my friend. We got your back.”
“Before you got married, you were madly in love with each other. Now you will'be mad at each other as well.”
“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.” – Prince Philip
“Marriage is when a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gets her master's degree.”
“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.” – James Holt McGavran
“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.” – Groucho Marx
“Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot.” – Minnie Pearl
“Marriage: A legal or religious ceremony by which two persons of the opposite sex solemnly agree to harass and spy on each other for ninety-nine years, or until death do them join.” – Elbert Hubbard
“Love seems the swiftest but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.” – Mark Twain
“I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it.” – Lyndon B. Johnson
“Getting married is like being in drama school. You get to practice everything from comedy to melodrama to tragedy. Congratulations.”
Some witty quotes and laughing off at them is the easiest escape from the stress one can be had from all the wedding preparation. Send some remarkably funny wedding wishes and make them enjoy their day to the fullest. Send them your warm wishes and good luck messages on their new job AKA being married. Wish them to have a happy married life no matter what. Send some silly and funny wedding messages to make them sure you are happy for them. Show them how happy you are on their new journey. Enjoy the food and do not forget to give them some presents. Enjoy the wedding and help them enjoy it from the best point of view.