Birthday Wishes for Dog: They say "dog is a man’s best friend" that a dog would do anything for its owner just to see them happy when they are in a gloomy mood. Well, dogs have really huge hearts and if we could celebrate them each and every day, we would for they deserve the attention, love and care.
Setting aside a special day is a very good way to celebrate your puppy's birthday and shower it with all the bones it could chew. I know dogs can’t read, but they can listen. Here are some Happy Birthday messages you can read to your pet dog as it turns older.
Sweet / Funny
Sweet
Here are some sweet birthday messages for a sweet dog.
• Happy Birthday, my sweet dog! One more year of being a good boy.
• The best birthday ever to the best dog ever.
• Sending birthday wishes to the world's cutest puppy.
• I bet I have the best pet. So happy that we met.
• WOW! My four-legged friend is growing up fast. Happy Birthday, my fur baby!
• My deepest wishes for my dear dog who does the unimaginable for me and stands by me. Love you, sweetie!
• My wonderful puppy, you always understand me without talking, so what do you expect from me on your birthday? All the best, doggy.
• Your looks can capture everyone’s heart, so how many hearts will your birthday party capture?
• Happy Birthday to my dog whose cuddles are next to nothing when it comes to the pleasure they give. I hope to always get that from you.
• Happy Birthday to a wonderful dog, good boy, and best friend as well.
• Best birthday greetings to one of the best dogs around. Do you know how old you are?
• My pet dog, let's make a deal. I teach you how to blow out your birthday candles, and you teach me how to play fetch.
• Happy Birthday to my dog who always jumps like a frog.
• We are two peas in a pod. There are so many people that lose their minds when we are together. It is time for us to go for that walk I promised. Happy Birthday, my cool dog!
• Happy Birthday to my one and only pet now and forever. Other puppies have to hear about you.
• Howl for today is your birthday, my dear pet dog. You have grown into the wolf I always knew you were.
• Happy Birthday to the naughtiest puppy in the world. You don't have to run after me today, you can just run to the cake. Enjoy!
• I'm so glad that we decided to get you; I never knew a dog can create such happiness. You are the best gift ever.
• Happy Birthday, my pet! I know you look good, but still need a new haircut. Let's go!
• You are an amazing dog, and I hope that you grow into the alpha of all the dogs in the hood. I love you so much, doggy.
• Best wishes for the best puppy. Do you know that I'm glad to have you by my side every day and night?
• The best beast deserves the best wishes. Love you, big boy.
• A sweet birthday to the only dog that makes my days worth waking up to. I love that you are always here when I need you. Enjoy!
• When I look at your eyes, I find a rapid appearance of amazing adoration, and this time I feel satisfied that I chose the right pet for my safety. Happy Birthday, my puppy!
• You are the only thing on Earth that loves me unconditionally and cares for me sincerely. I wish you a wonderful day, my amazing puppy.
• I love every single minute I spend with you, especially on your birthdays. Have a joyous Bday, my precious dog.
• Happy Birthday to my playmate who is the sweetest creature in the world.
• Let's throw a party for a cool dog. Do you know that you are my best companion while I'm running on the track?
• Blessing is to have a lovely dog that loves you a lot, and saves you from any mishap. Happy Birthday, my pet dog!
• Celebrating my dog’s big day gives me entire pleasure. Get ready, dude!
• Happy Birthday to my sweet puppy who runs in excitement towards me and licks my feet after coming home.
• Everyone I know is in love with their fur baby; we are no exception. The best birthday to one of the best buddies around.
• Happy Birthday to the little monster who keeps my home safe all the time.
• Best wishes for my pet who is always there when I'm exhausted. Love you, doggy.
• You act like a rabbit when you want to be kind, you act like a lion when you chase cats. So how will you act on your birthday?
• You are one of the best pets a man could ever have. Plus, all ladies love you. Happy Birthday, puppy!
• For each dog year you spend with me, I wish you five more, so we will always be together.
• Today is your day, I'm going to sing and you're going to bark. Ready?
• Happy Birthday to my lovable, sweet, soft and cute puppy. I love you so much.
• Once in a while, a dog can change the pattern of your life. Happy Birthday, my love, my dog!
• From a frail little puppy to a cool big dog! Thanks God I have gotten the opportunity to see such a change. Happy Birthday, my beautiful dog!
• Thank you, [dog’s name], for being my best friend. I hope you outlive all the other dogs. I love you.
• Growing old with my brave dog is a gift. Have fun, sweetie!
• On your birthday, I wish dogs could talk, so we could have those long late night conversations. I love you, doggy, and wish you more years!
• Happy Birthday, my puppy! Cake or Bones?
Funny
Here are some funny birthday greetings for a cute puppy.
• Happy Birthday, Doggy! Time to chew bones until your teeth fall out.
• Did you know that I got you your favorite food for your birthday? Meat all day, my friend.
• Happy Birthday to my friend who makes a ton of noise, poops everywhere, and drools all over the sofa.
• If there is a penny for smiling, my dog would’ve made me a millionaire by his foolish acts. Enjoy your day, sweetheart!
• Happy Birthday, my dear puppy! May your howl be with me forever.
Cute Dog Birthday Puns
If it’s a cute pun you seek, look no further than these! These cute puns will liven up any birthday.
• Don’t be late for the paw-ty!
• For your birthday, let’s give the paw-parazzi something to bark about.
• Fur reals, today’s your birthday, and that’s the bone-ified truth.
• Happiest of birthdays to my favorite fur-end!
• Happy fur-st birthday!
• I won’t be a Mal-tease; I’d rather get right to the point: unleash all the fun today!
• It’s your bark-day—let’s paw-ty and woof it up!
• Let’s have a ball!
• My dog had a birthday pool paw-ty—all attendees were very good buoys.
• Paw-ty people in the house!
• Pup pup, hooray!
• Raise the woof!
• Ready to celebrate with your fave fur-end?
• Time to paw-ty!
• Time to unleash and celebrate your birthday!
• Turn up the sub-woof-ers!
For the Pups
• Eat. Sleep. Play. Poop. Repeat. Those are all the makings of a paw-fect barkday paw-ty.
• For your in-fur-mation, you look bark-tastic on your barkday.
• I’d never paws up the a-paw-tunity to wish you happy barkday.
• If you thought I fur-got your birthday, you’d be fur-fetched.
• It’s my paw-ty, and I’ll bark if I want to!
• Now that you’ve gotten older, remember, don’t stop retrieving.
• Puppy parties are the loudest because they turn up the sub-woof-ers volume.
• You are so a-dog-able. Happiest of barkdays, and I love you furry much!
Funny Dog Birthday Puns
Maybe you want to make everyone around you bark with laughter. If that’s the case, then these hysterical puns will get the job done!
• Dog-gone it, I fur-got your birthday. I am simply a-paw-ling sometimes.
• I tried to throw my dog a picnic party, but it turned into a bark-beque.
• Happy barkday! Time for re-tail therapy and bark-aritas!
• It’s your barkday, motherpupper! Let’s raise the woof and get our wag on!
• Keep calm and bark on? But it’s my birthday!
• My dog wanted to start collecting other dogs for his birthday—I gave him a few Pointers.
• You don’t need to worry about holding your licker on your birthday.
• Pardon my Frenchie, but the leash I can do is celebrate your paw-tastic day!
• The leash I can do is say I’m extremely paw-ssionate about your birthday.
• What the fluff? Is it your birthday already?
• You are a true legend on your birthday and always. I Shih Tzu not.
• You’re a su-paw star who always nose how to celebrate.
• You’re barking up the wrong tree if you thought I’d forget your birthday.
For Birthday Cards
• As you turn another year older, remember anything’s paws-ible, no matter what age you are!
• Dog-gone it, would you look at that! You’ve gotten another year wiser! Happy birthday!
• For your birthday, you get the Corg-key to my heart.
• Happy birthday, hope it’s fur-abulous!
• I am the wizard Labracadabrador, and I grant you a paw-some birthday. Ruff you!
• It must be someone’s birthday—the pup-arazzi are here!
• It’s your birthday! Don’t terrier self up!
• The 20s (30s, etc.) have ended their reign of terrier. Let the paw-some 30s (40s, etc.) begin!
• Who let a fetching birthday girl in here?
• You are glowing today! You deserve to be on the Vanity Fur cover.
• You’re a year older?! Mind-beagle-ing!
Final Thoughts
No matter whose birthday you’re celebrating, they’re sure to love this paw-some funny puns. Choose a cute one, a funny one, one for your favorite four-legged pal, or even one to go on a handmade birthday card, and you’re sure to brighten someone’s day. So, enjoy these paw-fectly paw-some barkday puns!
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How Do You Wish A Dog Happy Birthday?
Wishing a dog happy birthday is easy. He wants your love, so give it to him. Whatever it is she loves to to do, spend time doing it with her. Everyone's dog is a bit different. Some love to swim, some love to play fetch, some love to sniff butts. Every dog just wants to be loved, and to show their love to their owners.
Your dog loves you and wants nothing more than your attention, so spend the day playing, napping, eating fun treats – with your dog. Whatever it is that Fifi loves, do it with her, even if it means letting her lick your whole face.
Of course every good dog happy birthday starts with a card. So just browse through the list below of 125 of the perfect birthday wishes and quotes for your furry friends.
What Do You Write In A Dog Card
Finding just the right words to put in your Happy Barkday card can be difficult, so we did the work and found a TON of puppy birthday wishes just for you. Please enjoy…
• Happy birthday to my best pooch puppy who loves and cares for me better than anyone else. Thank you for your companionship and friendship.
• For your first birthday, you get to sleep as long as you want, dreaming pf chasing bunnies and squirrels.
• This week I will tell you Happy Birthday Dear every day because you have the attention span of a gnat.
• After dinner, lets sing :Happy Birthday.” Well, I'll be singing, you can bark along.
• Bark, wag, lick your butt, roll over…it's your birthday, knock yourself out. Celebrate with all the dog energy you have.
• I assume by tongue and tail that you are enjoying your birthday. Have a great day, buddy!
• Your birthday cake is made of liver, and there are no candles. Dogs can't blow, everybody knows that!
• Not even the best human friend I have can make the days bearable as you can. You are truly a blessing and make every day of my life just a bit happier. Happy birthday!
• It's your birthday so lets head to the doggy park for some extra sniffing and fetching. Then back home for treats and presents. Have a good doggy birthday.
• My home, became your home and has improved with you here. . There is no way I could resist those hugs and icky kisses. You are a blessing to me. Happy birthday, even if you don't understand me.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
• I've got the camera ready for some epic birthday photos. Thanks for being my obedient buddy. I celebrate you today!
• Happy birthday to my awesome dog who always makes me smile. You are always so happy to see me and welcome me home. Our house is happier because of you. . Cheers!
• You are the best pup ever. You are the best gift I have ever received, even though you chew my shoes sometimes. Happy birthday.
• Wishing the best birthday ever for my lovely dog. . You will remain in my heart always. Today you get treats and love. I wish I could let you eat up the cushions, but I’ll let you have as much meat as you want.
• Sometimes, I just wish you could talk. I know you understand me and we could be even better friends. Happy birthday. Say ‘woof’ if you understand.
The Best Birthday Wishes For Your Dog
• How would I survive without your barking and licking? In between though you are always there with love and affection when I am feeling down. Happy birthday to my one and only dog.
• According to science the average dog is way cooler that the average person. I believe it. I'd rather hang out with you, my puppy than any humans I know. May you live to see more birthdays.
• It's your birthday! Today you get the canned food and a new ball to chase. Plus you can lick my face- as long as you don't lick your butt first! Happy Birthday, Doggie.
• As you celebrate your birthday today, just remember that is is not the size of the dog that counts, but the size of the present! Thank you for being my happy pup!
• It’s funny how you seem so mean at first and then you curl up under my feet and look so cute. I celebrate you today, pup. Happy birthday.
• Another birthday has come. Today you get to sit at the table, eat all you want, and lie in the sun. Not a bad day I think. Happy Birthday
• Although there is a language barrier between us, the universal language of love and trust is enough, my best friend. Thanks for being so faithful.
• There is nobody else that could take the cares of the day away the way you do. I just have to walk in the door from work and see you wagging your tail and my cares melt away. I love you buddy. Happy birthday!
• I know you may not understand the words, ‘’Happy birthday’’ exactly but we’ve always had this connection and you seem to understand me.
• The most amazing thing about you is that you are never down. You always bring the fun. You are a cool buddy and I just want you to have a birthday with lots of your favorite bones.
Happy Birthday Wishes For Dog Lovers
• I see them looking at us weird. They can't possibly know how excited we are on this most special day. Don't pay them any mind. Today we will chase balls, roll in the grass, and eat our favorite treats. Happy Birthday my pup.
• It’s my favorite dog’s birthday! Let’s go out to the parks today. We shall scare some bunnies with your ferocious barks and have a good stretch in the sun. Then, maybe a big bone.
• Today being your birthday, I know what will satisfy that deepest canine desire of yours. Meat, meat and a lot of meat!
• I remember seeing you at the dog rescue, sitting in your cage. You looked at me with a look that said “Take me home.” I did. Happy Birthday to my favorite buddy.
• Happy birthday to my best friend and companion. You have been a great pet for all these years.
Happy Birthday Wishes For a Pet Dog
• You may not understand this, but today is your birthday. I know you understand how much I love you, pup. You add a smile to every day. Happy birthday.
• So, it’s your birthday today. It is going to be weird for you, but you'll love the attention. You will also love all of the treats and yummy food. A very happy birthday, buddy!
• Happy Birthday to a dog who's bite is definitely worse than his bark. Thanks for being so protective and watchful to our family. We are happier and safer with you here. Wishing a very happy birthday to the greatest dog ever.
• I wish I spoke bark so I could tell you how much you mean to our family. Have a beautiful day.
• Even though you are a dog, I love you more than most people. Happy birthday!
• Playing with you is one of my most favorite past times. You are what makes home feel like home. Happy birthday.
• Every single day, in a hundred different ways, you put a smile on my face and make me happy. Words can’t express how much I love you.
• Happy birthday! For always being your happy, playful, loving self, I promise to spoil you with treats today!
• I am happy to celebrate your birthday with you as I can never get enough of you around. You do disturb me sometimes but I guess that’s just part of a human-dog relationship.
• I know how often your dog puts a smile on your face. I also happen to be really fond of him. Wish him a great birthday on my behalf.
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
Happy Birthday To My Favorite Dog
• I know you’re planning on spoiling your dog with treats. Just save some room in his tummy for my treats because I’m coming along with a lot of his favorites for his birthday.
• Petting your dog’s fur has often been a great means of escape from all the thoughts of the problems in my life. You means a lot to me. I wish you all the best on this great day.
• You are one of the reasons I visit so often. I do get jealous sometimes because your owner has the best dog around. Celebrate this day with joy!
• It’s really fun whenever I come over to spend time with you and your owner. I just like the way you react to things on the television as if they were real. Enjoy all your favorite TV programs on this big day.
• You’re my dog and my homie. You actually do more to make me happy than your owner. I’m wishing this birthday goes well for you.
• I think we ended up spending so much on you without even realizing it. That’s because you deserve every bit of it. You are a good dog and I wish this birthday brings you joy.
• You have kept your owner safe from every danger possible. You are a true watchdog and for that, I want to honor you on your birthday with some special treat. It’s a surprise. Just wait.
• My desire to have pets began the day I met you. Yet I never bothered to, because no one could have been as cute as you. Happy birthday, old pal! Enjoy your day.
• Since the first time you barked at me and almost bit me, we have shared a great friendship. I can only hope this bond continues forever because it has been the best of times for me. Happy birthday, buddy.
• Two are a pair, three becomes a gang. You, my friend and me, we have been the coolest gang ever, and you have been undoubtedly the leader. For being so awesome, thank you. Happy birthday, dear friend.
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Dog Happy Birthday Wishes
• Wishing a fabulous woofing birthday to the world’s most fabulous dog. Thank you for constantly giving us a reason to smile and be happy.
• Though you sometimes scare me away with your bark, I can’t let today pass without wishing you the best birthday ever. Enjoy your day.
• You touch my heart like no other dog in this world. Happy birthday.
• Happy birthday! May your day shine like the light you bring into this world.
• Dogs are my most special type of companion because I need not to say a lot till they understand everything I mean. Happy Birthday lucky dog. Keep being my companion.
• I’m gonna do the unimaginable for this amazing dog who has done so much for me when no one would stand by me. I’ll throw a party for you companion. Happy Birthday.
• Your cuddles mean so much when it comes to the pleasure they give. I hope to always get that from you. Happy Birthday special dog and pet. Keep growing.
• Celebrating your birthday makes me want to measure people’s ages in dog years. Happy birthday, dear dog.
• If every dog has it's day, then today must be for you. Happy Birthday, old friend. May your dreams be filled with slow, fat squirrels.
• It's your birthday! Today you get lots of treats and you get to lick me as much as you like- just stay out of your butt if you wouldn't mind.
• Don't I wish on your birthday, that we could measure peoples age in dog years. How fun to be only 7 years old today.
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• There may be very little between your ears, but you have loads of heart in your chest. Happy Birthday to my loving doofus pet.
• There is no one else in the world who loves me like you. When I get home every day, you love the worlds problems away. Happy birthday buddy! I love you.
• Today is the one day of the year that you get to leave me all drooly. I know how to make my pup happy. Happy licking buddy!
• Today is the day I will come home early so we can eat bad foods and lounge around watching dog movies. Happy birthday.
• My wish for you today is that we stay together forever- so neither of us has to live without the other. I love you, buddy. Happy birthday.
• You are such an important being in my life, You wake me up, ease my fears, dry my tears, and cuddle me to sleep. You are forever my beautiful pup.
• Growing up with a best friend like you has been a privilege. Our countless adventures are the stuff of legend. Thank you for being my steadfast partner in crime all these years, and Happy Birthday.
• As you turn the page on another year, may your bark be fearsome, may your bite be infrequent, and may your backyard be filled with critters to chase. Happy birthday!
• This card for a dog may seem over the top, but there is no way to celebrate this great pup that is too much. Thank you for being the best pet, and happy birthday.
• A dogs birthday is Mother Natures way of reminding us to pamper the one who takes care of us every other day. Happy Birthday, puppy! Enjoy this special day.
It's My Dogs Birthday!
• Good weather or bad, sunny disposition or not, you always find the right way to get me back on happy street. Please live longer than me. I'd be lost without you.
• Your ever insistence on getting between us in bed will pay off today. You get to snuggle in right where you want to be. Kisses and snuggles accepted. Happy B'day.
• To my faithful four legged friend. You have brought smile to days where they were missing, and happiness where there were tears. You have proven your devotion more time than can be counted. You are a true dear friend. Happy Birthday and keep spreading your cheer. .
• As a puppy, your energy and playfulness knew no bounds. We just never imagined that it would never change. You are a bright spark in the dullest day and you are loved by this family more than we can ever make you know. Happy birthday.
• I know that I don't have a tail to wag, but I sincerely hope that you know how much you make me happy each and every day. Thank you and have a good birthday.
• Happy birthday to my fat, fat dog. Your fatness only emphasizes the enormous heart inside. Your love is boundless and you are loved beyond words. Thank you.
• If I had my wish you would never have to wear a leash, but I cannot take the chance you would come back if a squirrel ran by. I couldn't live without my great friend. Happy birthday, doll.
• Bark if you love me, bark more if you REALLY love me. Go crazy if there is a hatchet murderer outside- that's just common sense. Happy birthday to the best dog.
• Express your love for your best friend with these Happy Birthday Quotes for dogs.
• My constant companion, I am never lonely with you around. You get the biggest treat of all today. Happy Birthday
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• You and I are two peas in a pod. I see you wagging your tail at every pretty girl. Worlds best wing-man and babe-magnet. Happy Birthday to you.
• Today is your birthday- your choice of activity. You can chase a ball, chase your tail, or chase a pretty girl dog. You can even just sitting there, licking the body part of your choosing. Options, Buddy!
• For your birthday, we can lie around all day watching dog movies. All Dogs Go To Heaven, or Benji? Have fun!
• Lets head to the park today, stretch those legs, and play frisbee. Its all your favorites today, pal!
• When people ask why I have so many pics of my pup. I ask them how many pics they have of THEIR best friend. Thanks for being my bestie, buddy.
• You are the best kind of friend, you love me just the way I am. Unconditional love is what we have, pup. You're the best friend in the world.
• In honor of your birthday, and being the worlds best dog, you get all of your favorite foods today.
• Happy Birthday, old friend. May all your doggy wishes come true. Today is special, but you are my special pal every other day too.
• Happy birthday from your best friend. Today is special so lets get out there for some awesome activities: butt sniffing, territory marking, and chatting up some bitches! Whatever you choose- it's your day. Enjoy!
• I know that you don;t understand my words, but I hope you understand how important you are to me. Enjoy your special day, puppy.
Happy Birthday Wishes For Dog Lovers
• I am not quite sure how you do it. Calmly bring so much happiness into our lives. The world is a better place with you in it, pup.
• Since it's your birthday, lets play the day away. Fetch, swimming, and rolling around. It's no effort to have fun with you. Enjoy your birthday.
• To each creature, a special day. Thank God I get to share yours. If I only had a tail, it would be wagging like crazy when you come near. Happy Birthday!
• Of all my friends and family, you are the only one who loves without condition. That's why you are my best friend. Best birthday to you.
• Best dog in the universe. Best friend in history. Best wing man for picking up men. You my pooch are the bomb! Happy Birthday
• It doesn't matter how lousy the day gets. A few minutes playing with you. and the cares melt away. Thanks for being you. Happy birthday.
• Better plan on living forever, my puppy friend. Your master will not know what to do without you. On your big day, I hope you will stick around forever.
• We have so many great memories of spending time with your sweet dog. On his birthday we hope that he has a great day, and dreams of many more happy memories.
• Your dog is truly one of the gang. He does practically everything with us. Hoping his birthday is memorable and his next year is as good as the last.
• I remember the first day we met- you standing there growling at me. Of course you were just protecting your owner, my now best friend. I appreciate what a good friend you have been to him, and how you protect him. Happy Birthday.
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• Happy Birthday to you. Please stay as faithful and loving to your owner as you have been. She is happier than ever since you came along. May you have long life and many happy days.
• I can't understand it, but you always sense our emotions and do just the right thing. How you always find a way to make us smile. You are this family's best friend. Happy Birthday.
• You have been the key to your masters happiness. You are a wonderful companion and friend.
• Your master is my best friend, but I would still steal you in a heartbeat and make you my dog. You are the best pet ever. Happy Birthday.
• I was never a pet guy, but then I met you. Your insistent tail wagging and fun spirit got under my skin and has remained there all these years. Happy birthday, old pal! Enjoy your day.
Quotes About Dogs
Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.
They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn’t a dog.
When a man’s best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
If you don’t own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.
My main characters are the most sunny, happy, optimistic, loving creatures on the face of the Earth. I couldn’t be happier that’s where I start. I can put as many flawed people in the dog’s world as I like, but the dog doesn’t care. Dog doesn’t judge, dog doesn’t dislike. Dog loves. That’s not so bad.
The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too.
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.
Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn’t merely try to train him to be semi human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
When an 85 pound mammal licks your tears away, and then tries to sit on your lap, it’s hard to feel sad.
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass.
I have found that when you are deeply troubled, there are things you get from the silent devoted companionship of a dog that you can get from no other source.