11 Funny Poems About Aging
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special daythink and want The warmth, the sun.another yearInformation obtained from you on this You stop and days, coming afterday and celebrate
Poet UnknownMy wish for
"Why?"
days are gray R elax this good for you.Happy Birthday
now you wonder when all the can beIs none to
Happy Birthday, we love you.things you've done and done;achieve all you can hold,
Be happy don't be blueRemembering all the when youth is I magine and
best that life wealthyears gone by;attuned to laughter
appreciate youFor all the things are not time to reminisce, to think of God, keep my heart
B e yourself, we love and whole year through.that the important You now have Poet: Arnold West
it comes true:And all the And never forget surely heaven sent.
OldAnd I hope birthday,happiness and healthto you are As I Grow you,joy on your
We wish you
days still left
oh, how swell!
is just for
We wish you you were two.
But all the
are special and This Birthday wish
Poet Unknownlike yesterday that
almost spent,We think you
A Birthday Wish
to me.
It was just
are history now, your strength is you well
dear.
As you are time has flewYears of toil
day we wish you are very are true,
us realize how
destroy.
So on this Because to us With friends who Your age makes
that’s easy to
you do.this yearbe,
in all waysor empty time
success in all wishes come true
And many to year be special Not as space
We wish you May all your you,
May the coming
enjoy,
proud of you
you doHappy birthday to
best of birthdaysgift, a privilege to We are so No matter what
Poet Unknown
Wishing you the aging as a
strifewe love you
yesterday.
BirthdaysI think of
is one without
And always remember
Than you were The Best of
AgingAnd your attitude do.day older,with you too.
the year.in life
In everything you
You're only one We are celebrating
bequest to crown are with accomplishments happiness for you
it this way.you
and Love's most high 
Now here you
We wish much Just look at
A happy, happy day to warmth and cheer;
play
to know:
Another year older,bend
kindly jest for was full of
We want you Funny Birthday Quotesand around the
Sweet sighs and yesterday your life give you anything
candle out!Over the miles the happiest's Now.
It was only
If we could
To blow the send-
celebrating another birthdaylove you soenough
kisses we do put the test believe you are
To those who you have strength Best wishes and
Oh! hear my vow, for I have
It's hard to
bringBe glad that
long this far.
happiest?Hard To BelieveHappiness you do
to pout.your life so What age is
And promise sweet!To Know
Well, that's no cause To have live living!
dawnWe Want You your cake?
you areOh! Now's the happiest, best time for
Towards tomorrow's brand new loved.
Another candle on realize you lucky giving.
gladsome feetRemember you are our pants.
Will make you do our best, and hands for And walk on
sadAnd lead in sent your way
The will to Be, therefore, ever joyful, Friend,
with happy not hair,card which is
joys that last.cures.
Fill your life
Silver in our We hope this the breast with
But healing laughter heaven aboveteeth,
dayYouth lives within passing note
Thank God in Gold in our with this special
Youth is past.
Shadows are of have
To the "metallic" ageSo be happy
the crest of
yours
each day you Poet: Unknown
all to see.What matter that Warm, happy hours be
Be thankful for Metallic AgeAnd celebrating for
you, for me.wish that says:your way.
Poet: Unknownglee
Beauty drest for Here is a May blessings come
Candleseach day with see Nature in
Poet: John McLeodcoming yeargood Lord above!
Loving and living We've eyes to
WishAnd for the counting is the
beThink how To-day is blest!Here Is A
dayThe only one for you to
one behest: to be content.old.On this special comes to shove,
What's important is and left this You are not
happiness, dear
Because when push
seewent,the birthdays fly,
Wishing you much simple,
a number you who came and No matter how
Wishing YouLife should be
Age is just but a guest by,
bring.your hair.star.
The Past is the years go that life may
And grey graces like a shining
away.No matter how you the best
grow longer,You should feel Life will give
hold,One that offers As the wrinkles
areMoment wrest what If love you
coming year becare?and wiser you
and from the the jest,birthday and the
age! Why does anyone Another year older each newborn day;
life you keep So may this To age to 
feel bluelive with zest And if in
best of everythingPoet: Unknownage make you
What joy to the best
You deserve the To AgeDon't let your
best.
life you take
meSister Poems
Birthday to youthe Now is But if from
you are to More Happy Birthday A very Happy
made this plea:old.
A special person for you!Birthday
I would have Then you are every way.
Birthday is wished A Very Happy me,
dead,Be realized in A very Happy
for you!Had you asked If your ambition's fires are
pursueRoses are red, violets are blueIs our wish
happiest?longer look ahead,dreams you do
this, a special day:
BirthdayWhat age is If you no
May all the this verse on
A very Happy Poet: Wilhelmina Stitch
lost,special day
I send you doThe Happiest Age
If hope is
Today is your todayin all you
do.behind,you
My sister, my friend it's your birthday
Success and happiness
and all you left your dreams is just for
My Sisterbring youWe love you
If you have This heartfelt wish memories you treasure.
May this year Thank you, for being you
quality of mind:A Heartfelt Wish
As all the treasure.for sharingAge is a
to do.happyus a special
Your always willingness Poet: Edward Tuck
things you love future be as As He sent
caringThe Passing Years
is filled with And may your
aboveWe appreciate your
will be here.the coming year
with every pleasureWe thank God
you do.And next year in hopes that
A day filled us much pleasure
Happiness in all turn around
wishes for youvery Happy Birthday
person who gives youAs we will brings
wishing you a Your a special opportunity to wish
today with love
We take this Be all that can conceivebring.Thinking of you a hurryyearWhatever your mind to you will Thinking Of Youand don't be in So live this dreamThe coming year plan.Enjoy your life we can't denyAll that you thingsfit into His As they say, be happy, don't worryfact of life achievehappiness and best You have God-given talents that a long timeIt is a
Remember you can A wish for best you can;
health and living me
Follow your dreamsloving, happy and true
for a reason, so do the
Here's to your you agree with doors.
One that is You're still here achieving your primeI know that
lots of open youworthwhile.You are just
fly byBe one with birthday wish for
life is still to be fearedjust seem to
this coming yearHere is a the assurance that
age is not How the years May you find
Wishing YouAnd give them Remember though that
seestorein store
a smile,Another birthday, another yearand then we
you is in has good things lost and lonely, greet them with To Be Feared
Time goes by A birthday for
We know life When folks feel Age Is Not again gone past.
passedwe sayHim too.
good cheer.full year has Another year has
day to you folks who need Be one of
And now a Another Yearand on this
Consider interceding for yearbirthday splash
celebrate the day!many moreyou can do;
May the coming We had a and happiness to
We wish you Your prayers aren't left unanswered, there's still much care
only yesterdaybring well wishes So happy, happy birthday
alone."With those who It seems like
new year brings. Let these verses your best.beside you, you’re never left
May you shareby so fastto what the
will give it "I’ll always walk of wealth
The years go years passing by, others look forward We know you are God's own,
And a bit Time Goes Bypeople regret the success
to those who healthenjoy the year.common. And while some
and to your one sweet promise May you have here, live today and
all have in Here's to you But I know
problems that disappeargone, tomorrow is not thing that we the way
alone each day.May you have Y esterday is recognized and celebrated. It is one
and knowledge pave past you feel Another birthday, another year
othersday to be Let your experience
ponder on the Another Yearand felt by
Birthdays are a is yesterdayAnd as you
old.A ttitude, yours is positive inspiring, and encouraging.Behind you now
gone, they're scattered, far away;As I grow
great qualitythese poems are
and words can't tell.family's grown and believingdo have that verse or two. The messages in That my wishes And now your always loving and D etermination you not share a waysup to you.God keep me sense of humornot enough why
Birthday Poems
in all the brief, just fleeting by; so much left cold;H umor, never lose your birthday. When just a treat you great Medical Care.or when she died in the old woman, look closer, nurses — see ME!nothing can last I think of joys, I remember the dwells,once I had The body is —and the love are all rearing dead,Again we know to see I that should last;A woman of
have young of
a leap,Dreaming that soon
another,I'm a small who I am, as I sit
you see?With bathing and
losing a stocking Who seems not no reply,
A crabby old
What do you will be your
about your age. In fact, as you age, you realize the one of us
there is nothing bring a smile
& Quotes You May bit
Set your goals
amazing stillyou do see
The big 80 And some of And before you
of the blue
and you may say you're oldbehind.
But before you eyes and yawn.
Whenever someone visits nameYou forget things
all start at goal
There are many Age is the They call them
My goal is But to others
well be the disappearedI sit back
did I need slowerthe blueMaybe I'll dye it
Everything seems like
Oh great, that I did • I Did Dread
shrivel up and I won't waste it
I am not this noise like
tacklewill flap
I bend down I feel like be good, you see,
I'd drop at thing I did
And, oh, I'd never, just for fun,I'd never wish I'd run with
to bed at my jack-knife lend,
a task than cause Mamma distress,
cry,If I were
And someone else young; the time just
Poet Unknownon wheels
His valet wheels The years advance; he rides afar
He circuses upon ride.
Poet Unknownto describe how 
faceliftforget
older!And life will
to be live you knowto be this
by quickly! The verses in the stress of Aging galore.
Fun to you?
fun,Lots of fun,is enjoy and
fun of growing "A wiser youth
Go to the We'll teach those
joys.the girls and and always face
heart - God keep us make you smile!young at heart. Strictland Gillilan has
Short Poems / Funny Poems / Funny Poems About getting older there were born.these funny poems
is celebrating their Colorado Foundation for
— who she was elderly lady who Not a crabby
stark fact that again,I remember the
young girl still a stone where a fool.nature is cruel
of the years
For my young upon me, my husband is
'round my knee,But my man's beside me
other with ties secure, happy home;
At twenty-five now I at twenty — my heart gives feet.
Brothers and sisters, who love one at your will.I'll tell you
you're thinking, is that what as you will,And forever is
you'd try.”food and makes at me —
age!!know what day moaning or complaining
each and every well smile as
poems on aging Related Short Poems
to adjust a age you are
age that is And if 90
call us dear.
have survived
issueBut wait, 50 appears out
Then comes 40 age that they will be left
You think never, I am young.You close your
daysperson, but forget their
goIt seems to
who sets a and pout!
why don't more cheer?Poet: Catherine PulsiferI may be
do everythingI might as by and just
to pee.And never before
walk a little appear out of have gray hair
asksaid
will just lie!not going to
these old bonesA snap, a crackle, a pop, lets me know
My neck makes
next I can like my legs
stopPoet: Catherine Pulsifer
It’s easy to —
At every naughty of dangers grim.
whenever ill.
sticks."I'd gladly go
I'd any time I'd rather learn
I would not
sulk, I would not
By Deacon Greenface,My heart is
• Not My Agetrip he takes be fair,Demands a sixty-horse machine.
In knickerbockers, down the pike,baby first may Wheels
that uses wheels To have that The more we
poem about getting Find a laugh
But life is It happens before I'm too young
Years do go Do not let idea of
that,Of course this Growing old is,
end the message This poem makes
say:
grin -within.
and lacking deeper noon to guide
backs to eventide But young at poem that will
getting always stay
as well smile!do not like
the day they
as you read someone special who
Help Guide” prepared by the available concerning her possessions of an
your eyes, nurses, open and see,And accept the
living life over
heart swells.
old carcass a There is now
age look like woman now and
And I think dread,
Dark days are
more babies play are gone,
Bound to each to build a
to keep;A bride soon
wings on her and mother,
at your bidding, as I eat
ME…Is that what not, lets you do
do,voice — “I do wish
Who dribbles her Are you thinking, when you look content with your
being happy, as you never
wasting your life that happens to or to smile. You might as
We hope these and knit!!you may have
Forget about the 100 is the
you use to.People stop and
And you're thankful you bit of an
a rotten deal.
pretty bold.30 is the Your younger years
come
TV is on
the good old You see a
memory starts to old?
But tell me Some even sit
is the case • Golden Years
So a senior be able to in being down
That have flown keeps wanting me jump overIt seems I
And wrinkles that means I will about aging I a senior they
my age I And I am
some life in
tell you it's okayI hear "pop"I wonder what Makes me feel
age would just • Snap, Crackle, PopAnd say, "Dear Teacher, flog me, please."
be somewhere hid gun!But wisely think
And mustard wear "as cross as friend.
I'd run away.dress.
or pie.I would not
• Looking Backthis strange old true.
heels.
Then one last Old, feeble, if the day love and gasoline
A doubtful billy-goat he drives.In which the • Seven Ages Of
A cute poem
daregetto the point Keep busy
you're old.catching a cold• OldLive life, be engaged!
for you.Is not my Is aging all
The obvious pun.Aging funto everyone, but in the were turning gray."
on him and their griefs and our hair, it cannot reach
callower than ours ripeness of our Let's keep our Poet: Strickland Gillilan
uses in this old you are your age, so you might funny about aging? Well, even though many who are celebrating
to your face poems with that “Assessment and Alternatives 
a hospital. No information is found among the So I open
— gone too fast,And I'm loving and again my battered But inside this
depart,to make old I'm an old own,
the future, I shudder with and me.At fifty once
have grown and grow fast,
Who need me that I promised she'll meet;
of sixteen with with a father As I rise
eyes, nurse, you're looking at to fill.Who unresisting or things that you
in a loud Uncertain of habit, with far-away eyes,see?
smile, crack a laugh, be happy and each day and no sense in
Happy Birthday Poems
about it. Aging is something us to cry Smile Poem
have to sit Yes with age takes some skill.
drink more coffeeYou can't do what
yearsarrivesmay be a
You've been given still young and
Poet: Catherine Pulsiferwill findforward they will
And when the You talk about
knowThey say your
passing and get control
fret aboutWell if that
happy!can bring I may not
realized no sense the yearsAnd my bladder
more difficult to from I haven't a clue.flare.
A senior that What is good You are now
If someone asks groansThere is still
But let me turn too fast makes me crackle
do snapI wish my
from sixty-three.knees,For mischief might
hunting with a swim,a pill,
And never be toys with every And ne’er from school
to wash and coax for cake How very, very good I'd be!
place!I’m staring at age; it’s just not
higher than his chair.private car.
The age of arrives,
we provideby.
miffed!Only those who
The older we A short but
Never stop learningby and then It is like
this.Make you bluewill be different
Wrinkles, and more.truth,share,
• Aging is Funthings that happen
me while you life has palled ours to bear age may dust
Whose youth is
Let's keep the
laughed to scorn.
Heartwords that he No matter how
can do about say what is share with others
Bring a smile Happy Birthday is Share our birthday died. Reprinted from the
geriatric ward of This poem was
—the years, all too few
pain,And now and a heart,
crumbled, grace and vigor ‘Tis her jest that I've known;
young of their I look at children, my loved one
don't mourn;
At forty, my young sons thirty, my young now
my own,Remembering the vows now a lover
A young girl child of ten here so still;
Then open your
feeding, the long day or shoe,to notice the
When you say woman, not very wise,
see, nurses, what do you last. So give a importance of living
and there is you can do to your face. Aging can cause
Like:But it doesn't mean you and you'll go far.
To get around To stay awake
surprises youus see 70 know it 60
And that age feel
but you are
• The Ageknow it you
Golden years look and stays.On your age, you do blame!
you use to
the 50 threshold.To see time things we can
one thing people the golden years
Funny Birthday Poems
to make others a smile I
senior clown.And then I and wonder about
glasses to seeAnd things seem
Where they came purple for some
such a task.dread!
Poet: Catherine Pulsiferdie
with complaints and decayan old mop.
And if I
Then my arthritis
and my knees
snap, crackle, pop
When looking back
once upon my —
Beg to go to skate or
joy to take six,
And share my play,
I'd never hate I'd scorn to
a boy again, — ah, me! —is in my flew.
That’s not my His head no
him in the
Short Birthday Poems
In his palatial his bike.With kilts, a yellow cart
A wicker carriage the years go
And then be But who cares
• Older We Get
be the best.each day
The years fly old
this poetry emphasize age
But maybe things Baldness, greying,
Is not the
Allow me to just live life!old, it points out
has come to one whose empty
careworn youths of The snow of boys
the morn.that! Let care be
• Keep Young At
