Getting Older
all to the take a little once again,still blue,, be humorous at It may just It’s your birthday
Your eyes are , poems is hilarious, it may not lovely nights ahead,Happy birthday!touch of gray. websites: your funny birthday
And lots of By Kevin NishmasEven with a
Information obtained from think one of special days,
dead.good,release of tension."
Although you may You have many better than the You look pretty "humor is the humor than yours.
down. We have it say,mind" and Sigmund Freud suggested that with the recipient's sense of Don't you feel said,
What can I humor a "tickling of the poems rests more about it.that can be So you're turning 60,
According to one Psychology Today article, Charles Darwin considered your funny birthday Don't you worry The best thing Happy birthday!who you ask.humor, the impact of
to wear down,poop.By Kevin Nishmasin life, is subjective. It depends on
feat. As with most When they start It's tricky to this birthday card.to somebody else. Humor, like many things
Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy to shrivel,
Our bodies droop,And bought you could be crass
their expense.When things start "old person" smell,Dollarama,funny to you joke is at
Happy birthday!We have that to the local
What may be boys feel special, even when the By Kevin Nishmasthan hell,So I went
insult-free zone.birthday girls and
Overindulging
cash?We look worse times are hard,girl or boy. Birthdays are an birthday poems make
I borrow some smell stinks,You might say of the birthday What way? The best funny But first can Our sense of
a little scarce,the funny bone certain way. dinner,blast,Money has gotten
will truly tickle themselves in a you out to Our hearing's not a Happy birthday!of humor and
love laugh at I'll even take Our memories don't last,By Kevin Nishmasout your sense the ones you the trash,
we can do.light.
that best bring if they make to take out
There's not much you'll see the funny birthday poems are humorous only It's my turn chew,
Blinded by drink Bottom line: Select or compose Funny birthday poems day, Dadio,
It's hard to half full,birthday poems.Happy birthday!So enjoy your pee,see the glass the right funny
chance.a mean BBQ. It's hard to You will surely know to pick You'll get another Someone who makes
find the keys,night,you need to and smile,Truehearted, loving and loyal,
For Men
It's hard to and lovers all special. That's basically all Simply stay calm
just like you,At our age...Toast your friends or her feel
glance,I want be
Happy birthday!heart's content,guy or gal, plus make him dim at first
to be better,By Kevin Nishmasglass to your from the birthday Though it seems
I will try world's best lighter.Fill up the a chuckle and/or a smile soon enough,
bank.You have the lot of bull.poems always get You'll get out If you weren't always my on your cake,
For Women
is a whole Perfect funny birthday breath and relax.
up,With enough candles All this talk funny birthday poem. Choose carefully, after some consideration.
Take a deep like a grown Your life couldn't be brighter,very last drop,
or pick any a revolving door,I'd act more Look who’s turning 100,
up to the discretion. Don't just write When you see want to thank,
Happy birthday!I say drink is to use fact,It's you I
More Funny Birthday Wishes
By Kevin Nishmashalf full,The key here share a little
Happy birthday, Dad,Happy birthday!the glass as poem humorous.I'd like to By Kevin Nishmas
hoo. The jolly see your funny birthday
birthday,steak?So boo hoo half empty,
girl would find For your umpteenth you make me a I'm still younger,the glass is birthday boy or By Kevin NishmasBut first can Violets are blue,
The glum cry • Rule #3: You are 100% convinced that the run.
I can,Roses are red,Happy birthday!hilarious.to walk or I'll do everything By Kevin NishmasBy Kevin Nishmas
funny birthday poems
When you try
break,
Happy birthday!
Funny Birthday Poems
age.
would find your more,You deserve a The first round's on you.faces sag with sure that anyone jiggle a little
special day,Now that you're 21,Even the best • Rule #2: You are absolutely You will just So enjoy your Violets are blue,you know it's true,
wrong way.be so fun,the couch.Roses are red,
Choose from These
Deep down inside be taken the Because aging can just get off By Kevin Nishmasstage,
BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX
and cannot possibly 
But worry not, my dear friend,
If I could Happy birthday!
clear at your
are actually humorous sheer.
you,be you.
That should be funny birthday poems
anything tight or be more like It sucks to
beauty,100% certain that your
And you shun I want to
A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
birthday gift,of here a
• Rule #1: You must be should be,slouch,
This is your Nobody gets out are as follows:
When nothing's where it coming from a
Violets are blue,youth.
funny birthday poems appear,And this is
Roses are red,We mean you're losing your choosing or writing
and pains to great you are,By Kevin Nishmas
a teen,of thumb for Time for aches
THE PERFECT GIFT
You don't know how 
Happy birthday!you look like For this reason, the three rules
Ouch, you're getting older,room.
you.When we say laugh.
Happy birthday!inch of my
If they're not for
ROCK STAR
of truth,boy or girl
By Kevin NishmasAnd cleaned each
Birthdays suck,but a grain
make the birthday witchy.
my meals,Violets are blue,
Our flattery has will very likely
other word for You cooked all
Roses are red,no lies,
laugh and it
LONG IN THE TOOTH
And not that quite like you,
By Kevin NishmasOur loving, caring smiles tell
other hilarious poetry: It makes you nicer,There's no one
reward.of decay. in common with
You could be too if you were Happy birthday, Mom,
will be your you for signs
have two things pretty,
By Kevin NishmasThe super bowl As we check
if it will
MIDNIGHT PIZZA
superb and insanely 
of time.
too much,good you look,
be a success A girl so
we run out decide to drink
tell you how funny poem will
I'm so popular,Let's party before So if you
A time to guarantee that your I can't help that
So happy birthday, my friend,lord,day,
But I can me.
a dime,to the porcelain
friends a special subjective choice.
Right after amazing their face on
You should pray For family and the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally
SO WHAT
sister ever,Who can change
party,a joyous occasion,message will hit
You're the best for the rich,Because it's your birthday
Your birthday is as a birthday will forever be,
Aging gracefully is Happy birthday!Happy birthday!poem you choose
Best friends we in the sack.By Kevin Nishmas
By Kevin Nishmasthat the funny Happy birthday, Sis,
And there's no pleasure still getting old.safe distance.
There's no guarantee By Kevin Nishmas
A FUNNY BIRTHDAY POEM
shoes,Your nuggets are
GETTING RIPE
stay at a 
and ridicule.
Nobody really cares. to tie your
how you glitter,So you could
line between humor
up and down,It's a pain
But no matter to 60,ever be. But there's a fine
as you go scratch your back,
as gold,go from zero
birthday wish could Just as long With nobody to
is as good May your walker than any simple
the stairs,drag,
You say 60 difference,
girl or boy the rail on be a real
50ish,
to tell the for the birthday When you clutch
Getting older can is the new
When you need that are funnier You know you're getting older,
SOME-TIMERS
is cry.They say 60
never fail you,lighthearted birthday messages
Happy birthday!want to do
teeth are yellow. May your eyes
opportunity to write By Kevin Nishmas
But all you
Even if your
like.
poems, you have the bed.
you're fine,just as infectious,
the folks you With funny birthday
get out of You tell yourself Your smile is
Bringing you only be offensive. For you to
ZERO TO 60
flown by,and mellow,
decades,girl. It may just
longer,Another year has You're still kind
May your luck birthday boy or May you be
If your mind But can't remember what Sometimes you remember,
Albert Einstein,Another milestone birthday
You still get But your vigor have 20/20 vision,
feel as fresh look 18 anymore,just a bit
pretty good,By Kevin Nishmasdecrepit,
THE BEST FACE
So what if 
get up and
So what if you're a little
reduce you to Your head's still hairier work,
You can still Midnight pizza is teenager at heart,
box,a gold medal,have your own
burst your bubble,up a star,
You want to sung,By Kevin Nishmas
take a bite gift would make For no other
not even be tired eyes.
not make you Happy birthday!Too bad you're not a
Be glad you're young at Sadly youth doesn't come cheap,"Happy Birthday" to someone special.
Funny Birthday Poemsgirl.
balance between your life, love and everything • Funny
SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL
survive this long.to take stock
• Congrats on avoiding your birthday, but then I the time.
the womb many a card, but please accept miscellaneous birthday wishes
young, and I'll keep refusing • It's your birthday! Turn up the me!
who still knows Here are some a beautiful woman
are sagging ever your age. You might hit a guy who's witty, manly, handsome… and reminds me
still isn't showing his funny birthday messages plenty of pictures
morning, you either 1) had too much I could think age where it's time to
• It's your birthday! Time to drink can't party all Happy Birthday.
DOLLARAMA
memorable moments, and that you birthday” is not an
better with wine!• May you have
all the happiness that focus on
on my cereal.a big one!won't be able
blowing out all birthday suit, but you're still looking
60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH
certificate is on 
of them you
older than dirt.
• Let me be be piling up
your wonderful qualities, including the fact feel to be
cake… or smaller candles!be once all
• You're still hot wish is the
a hike,Happy birthday!
party,forgot something,
Just "some-timers" all your own,You imagine yourself
Happy birthday!anyhow,In your mind's eye you're still young,
You say you I'm glad you You may not
Your hair is And you feel
VIDEOyou suddenly feel
THE PORCELAIN LORD
lines,you got no
head to toe,
So what if
And zits still looked so young,hurt but still
call you old,not your style,You're still a
on a Wheaties You'll never win You may still
BIRTHDAYS SUCK
I don't want to You could end
William Hung.
Singing songs forever
Happy birthday!Now you can
I knew this
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
nothing,And it may
Because it won't strain your
And it may By Kevin Nishmas
gold,your beauty sleep.
a little older,
THE FIRST ROUND
wish a hilarious below.
birthday boy or
poem depends on striking the right
poke fun at
• BIRTHDAY SPEECHES
BOO HOO HOO
you've managed to a good time
gift.
of cash for
annoying most of • Congrats on escaping
a gift or
LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100
Finally, here are some 
• Happy Birthday, lady! You keep looking
month late. Happy Birthday!
bigger diva than
an old lady a heart attack.
to arrange for wrinkles, less hair, and your balls
"OLD PERSON" SMELL
make fun of 
• Happy Birthday to
a guy who
Here are some • Hope you take
strange place tomorrow funniest birthday wish
• At last you've reached an be a problem.
• Just because you're older doesn't mean you • Follow These Steps: 1) Eat cake. 2) Get drunk. 3) Have hot sex. 4) Repeat until you've had a
full of many
mind that “It was my with age, but age gets
provide.be filled with
humorous birthday wishes before pouring you
big one. Then again, at your age, every birthday is older. Pretty soon you
• Happy Birthday! Don't hurt yourself
wrinkles in your you're old, but your birth
that the more that you are the single digits.
having another birthday. Your body may to recognize all • Happy Birthday! How does it
AGING GRACELESSLY
need a bigger birthday cake will
hilarious examples.of funny birthday
you wished took By Kevin Nishmas
your own surprise You remember you
You don't have Alzheimer's,brain still stirs,By Kevin Nishmas
It doesn't really matter type.you're getting ripe,
teen. and far between,
touch wood. birthday,FOR SOMEONE SPECIAL
So what if you have laugh
So what if you ache from
Happy birthday!Jello,You have never
All your parts
a right to Early-bird dinners are Happy birthday!
FROM A SLOUCH
You'll never be 
in the tooth.
truth,Happy birthday!
up in lights,But sound like
star,of brand-new dentures.your many adventures,
By Kevin Nishmasit's better than
birthday wish,enough to send,late,
looks on hold.as good as And just get
You may look poems below to of funny poems
bone of the Choosing the right
lighthearted rhymes. The best ones • BIRTHDAY TOASTS
the fact that • Your birthday is
enough of a a big wad someone who's not completely
IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK
social media.• I didn't get you
really are. Deal?some ass!
older than a someone who's an even • Happy Birthday to
for you, but your age, it could trigger • Happy Birthday, man! I was going
• Sure, you've got more • Happy Birthday! Don't worry – I would never
plenty of cake, beer, and ED meds.• Happy Birthday to
ones!
either way.up in a
yet? This is the you barf.
next morning may to act irresponsibly!the next day.
birthday celebration is tonight. Just keep in wine getter better
of alcohol can • May your birthday Here are some
DON'T YOU WORRY
were milk I'd sniff you • It's your birthday! This is a
turning a year for your age. Happy [age + 10] Birthday!
a few more • Happy Birthday! I'm not saying
good for you? Studies have shown Happy Birthday… and point out
stagger along in • Don't worry about
the perfect time old.
• Another birthday? You're going to hot as your
person's age. Here are some most common type Of the people
to pot.Start to plan don't.
CLUTCH
like Keith Richards.And your precious
rate.
debate,books with large Despite the fact
pimples like a Your wrinkles few You should really
Today is your
BEST SISTER EVER
long ago!
of Jello,
So what if full of hair,
So what if By Kevin Nishmas
Your arms don't jiggle like nip, tuck and dosage.
aged,No one has
bed is routine,By Kevin Nishmasfalls short,
But you're getting long tell you the
By Kevin NishmasWith your name Mick Jagger,
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
You think you're a rock With a pair
It's perfect for
rhymes.But I think be the best
But it's still good wish may be
And can't put your And still look those Botox parties,
Happy birthday!
the funny birthday at the examples
and the funny best now.are more than
• BIRTHDAY POEMSgood times, and marvel at another year.
REVOLVING DOORS
knowing me was to send you • Happy Birthday to
wish sent via smile on someone's face.how old you
glass, and go kick be a year
• Happy Birthday to for a lady.
of a cake knees, but… eh, I got nothin'. Happy Birthday!
walking cane!myself!
• Happy Birthday! Hope you consume
guy.delete the incriminating
2) have gone senile. At your age, it could go • Happy Birthday! If you wake
consumption of alcohol. (Are you laughing
How do you write funny birthday poems?
sheet cake until your birthday. Of course, getting up the needed an excuse some of them • I hope your a wild time on your birthday. Remember: Not only does
an immoderate amount indulgences.candles this year.you're old, but if you age anyway.• Don't worry about
• You look great • Happy Birthday! There may be live!that birthdays are wish you a age continues to me.
• Your birthday is another birthday. You were already lit!years… just not as fun of the By far the hold out for granted no memory,goes any more
you forgot,Sometimes you just But you think is here,the senior discount is up for Yet you read as ever,Still you get grey,Your body’s still working,Happy birthday!
Your decrepitude started you have arms go. your ears are bit older,tears.than your ears,
With the right pass for middle more your scene.Eating in your Unless channel surfing's a sport.Your athletic prowess teeth,Yet it's time to One karaoke night.be famous,You move like Happy birthday!out of life,
you smile,reason than it on time,It may not very wise,
This special birthday millionaire,heart,So skip all By Kevin NishmasUse, combine or change To get started, take a look
sense of humor in between. Choose from the Funny birthday poems • BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTESof your life, remember all the
death's clutches for realized that just • I was going years ago.this half-assed Happy Birthday
to put a to tell people sass, fill up your • Remember: It's better to how to party!
funny birthday wishes to jump out closer to your me with your a lot of age… or acting it!specifically for a on your birthday. Just don't forget to to drink or of.)eat healthy, exercise, and limit your
beer and eat you want on • It's your birthday? As if you can actually remember actual legal defense.• Hope you have loads of fun and joy that drinking and other • Happy Birthday! For everyone's safety, please skip the
What's funny?
• I'm not saying to remember your those candles!good!papyrus.have, the longer you
• Did you know the first to the years, but your mental that you're older than REDACTED years old?
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