If you are looking for funny quotes for Mother's Day, you have ended up in the right place because you will find everything you need to make your mom laugh out loud. Choosing this kind of witty greetings for mothers is not for everyone: many, in fact, prefer to bet on those with effect or on very deep ones, which however fill the heart with joy but do not tear a smile like those you will find below. And, after stressful days of work and studded with various problems, mothers also want to have little fun with funny messages sent by their very nice son or daughter.
Writing funny message for Mother's Day is not at all difficult and you can take inspiration from those you will find below. Whatever you decide, there is something you can not forget. To send these funny memes to your mother and all your colleagues. So that they in turn send them back to their mothers. That … celebrate what you celebrate, at least let's laugh. That's right: to the health of your mother!
Funny & Hilarious Mothers Day Quotes, Memes & Images
• To my favorite mother … best wishes for Mother's Day! Of course you're my favorite because you're the only one and I haven't been given more mothers to choose from … Despite this, I wouldn't change you for anyone else in the world, even if you have too many defects.
• Happy Mother's Day, to you who are always in my thoughts … Especially when i bunk my classes!
• Behind a GOOD SON there is always a GREAT MOTHER. Congratulations mommy
• “Mom, like you there is no one, you are the only one in the world … And luckily! Happy birthday!”
• “I never told you, and on the occasion of Mother's Day I will make a great confession: I want you … I want you … to tease!”
• To you, only to you, dear mother, I give my soul, my heart, my smile, my pocket money … By the way, this month I will receive double, right? Greetings to the most generous mother in the world! Thank you!
• I took my wishes, I wrapped them in a paper made of sweetness and fortune, and put them on the wings of an angel … Haven't you arrived yet?
• “Mom, you are just like wine: the older you get the better, since you no longer have the same strength as before: think, now I can finally run free around the house, without being hit by a flying slippers! Ah, I forgot: so many best wishes!”
• “Mom, you always say that there is a crisis: best wishes … My wishes end here. I have to save the jigs on Whatsapp!”
• “Mom you occupy a special place in my heart … Right next to the Playstation!”
• “I was never a mother's boy, even though I was an only child” (Thomas Berger)
• “Mothers often forget that the umbilical cord is cut at birth” (Vera Caspar)
• I am glad that you are my mother: a stranger would not have borne me so long.
• God couldn't have been everywhere. So, mom, he had to create you.
• There is only one mother … and thankfully. Joke! I love you.
• Mom, you taught me everything, even logic: “Because I say so, and that's it”.
• You're like the Nutella, Mum: what world would it be without you?
• Everyone wants to save the Earth; no one wants to help mom make dishes..
• Madness is hereditary; you take it from your children!
• Dear mother, I love you so much, but just so much … I would love you even more if I increased my little pocket money!
• It is not easy to be a good mother, always be patient and never lose your temper, cook delicious things every day, be compliant and never complain … it’s hard to be a perfect mom, so don’t worry, we know you are doing your best!
• Dear mum, today is your party, so relax and rest at least for a day: this way I can assure you that it will be a feast for everyone at home, not just for you!
• “If my father was my mother, I would have two mothers and no father.”
• On this day I would like to give you the most beautiful gift, but that God gave it to you when he sent me as your daughter … Happy Mother's Day, Mom!
Funny Mothers Day Messages, Quotes, Wishes for 2022
Funny Happy Mothers Day Wishes for All moms
"Thank you for all the laughs that you have gifted me with and made me a happy and cheerful person. Wishing a very Happy Mother’s Day to you."
"To all the moms who have taught us to smile even when things were not right, wishing you all a very Happy Mother’s Day. We are blessed to have you."
"May be your jokes were not always the best but your intention to make us smile was always so pure. With lots of love, wishing a very Happy Mother’s Day to you."
Funny Mothers Day Messages | Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Wishes
1). Dear mom, just wanted to remind you that you are the luckiest mother as you have been blessed with the most amazing child in the world…. Wishing you a very Happy Mother’s Day.
2). I know that your joys doubled when I came into your life and made you the happiest mother…. Warm wishes on Mother’s Day to you mom…. I am so glad that I made you a wonderful mom.
3). Dearest mommy, the only reason because of which you are celebrating Mother’s Day is me…. I wish for your joy and smiles, health and success….. Happy Mother’s Day to you..!!!
4). Mom, you might think that being a mom is a thankless job until it is Mother’s Day. So here I send you an annual thank you for being a cute mother. Happy Mother’s Day to the mother of best daughter
5). You call me stubborn all the time but God gifted me a mom who is all the more stubborn than me. Wishing you a wonderful and happiest ever Mother’s Day 2022. Love you loads… always!!
6). I know I am a lazy girl but I just found out that it is in my genes and I cannot help it much… so indirectly it is your fault and not mine. Wishing you a very Happy Mother’s Day. Love you.
7). Dearest Mom, you truly deserve a medal for bearing me for all these years and keeping me alive. Sending you warm wishes on amazing job. Best wishes on Mother’s Day to you.
8). All these years I have tried looking for eyes at the back of your head but I have failed to spot them. I am sure you have them, hidden in your hair. Wishing you Happy Mother’s Day.
9). On this auspicious day, I would like to thank you for allowing me to be parasite inside your body for nine months and then parasite outside for all your life. Happy Mother’s Day to my mommy.
10). When anyone tells me that I resemble you, I wonder because I am so young and active and I have always seen you old. Don’t kill me on that one. Wishing you Happy Mother’s Day.
11). If dad and me are a gang then you are a police as you are always trying to fine us for our mistakes. But I am blessed to have a mommy police like you. Happy Mother’s Day to you.
12). You always tell me that I never let you sleep as a child. Now I understand that you are taking revenge by waking me up every morning so early. Not nice at all. Anyway Happy Mother’s Day.
13). I always think that when I will be a mother, I would be not like you. You have given your child too much of freedom and I would never do that. LOL. Happy Mother’s Day to my sweet mother.
“Cheers to all the tensions you have taken for me and best wishes to you on this special day mom which is all because of me…. Happy Mother’s Day!!!”
“Please don’t blame me for all your greys because you are the one who used to freak out on small things…. Happy Mother’s Day mom.”
“I thank our kids for keeping you busy so that I could have some "me" time….. Best wishes on Mother’s Day to my dearest wife.”
“The fact is that your kids are crazy because they are your kids…. A very Happy Mother’s Day dearest friend.”
Funny Mothers Day Messages for Sister
“I thought you were my sister but all the care and concern you showed made you my mom…. So here is me wishing you Happy Mother’s Day sis.”
“With a cool grandma like you, I could not have asked for a better childhood…. With lots of love, wish you a very Happy Mother’s Day.”
“Dear mom, I am soon going to trouble you in the most creative ways possible….. Best wishes to you on Mother’s Day.”
"You don’t know how lucky you are to have me because I am the one who has brought all the love in your life. Wishing a very Happy Mother’s Day."
"Wishing you smiles and wishing you lots of love on Mother’s Day. May you always love me the way you have loved me."
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Not all superheroes wear capes вЂ" in fact, some wear baby wipes and spit-up. But each of these she-heroes has the same, magical and never-wavering superpower: Being a mom.
To thank the number one woman in your life, the one who's had your back since day one, you're looking for the perfect funny Mother's Day cards.
Because let's face facts: Being a mom can be a thankless job. A mom is there for us even when we don't deserve it. She comforts us even when it's our fault. And boy, has she put up with our antics over the years!
A lot of us were well into our twenties (or even thirties … forties … oof) before we realized just how much our mothers have done for us. You might never be able to pay your mom back, but you can express your never-ending gratitude going forward. And you're going to start by finding a funny greeting card to send on Mother's Day and the best Happy Mother's Day quotes to write inside.
4 Funny Mother's Day Cards to Personalize for Your Mama
She's your number one fan, best friend, and shoulder to cry on вЂ" all wrapped into one, amazing woman. To say thanks (and poke a little fun) at your wonderful mom, here are four cute-turned-funny Mother's Day cards. For added giggles, we've added in some sample funny messagesВ she'll have try notВ to laugh at.
1. To Give Her the Recognition She Deserves: Best Mom Ever Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Who is the one and only woman who puts up with your crap, loves you with your flaws, and stands in your cheerleading section? Your mom.
Every super momВ deserves a trophy for everything she's done вЂ" and continues to do вЂ" day after day. But unless you're melting down bronze as you read this, creating a three-foot tall prize might be above your pay grade.В This funny cardВ will have to suffice. You can customize it with the following heartfelt and hilarious Mother's Day messages:
• Ok, fine. You better enjoy this because I'm only going to say it once: You were right about everything. Happy Mother's Day!
• Being a mom seems like it can be a thankless job. A job, I may remind you, that you do for free. So here's some thanks for all you've done for me, Mom!
• I got you this card and a bottle of wine for Mother's Day. After all, I know I'm the reason you drink.
• I can't believe you didn't drink alcohol for nine months, and your only reward was putting up with me until the end of time. Cheers to you, Mom!
• I know, I'm completely perfect вЂ" I got it from my mama.
• Mom, you really are superwoman. I will never, ever understand how you got all those mason jars open.
• Mom, thank you for putting up with all my mistakes over the years. If it's any consolation, you only know about 40% of them.
2. To Thank Her For Everything She's Done: Many Hats Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Your mom is a champion of many hats. She's the umpire of your sibling rivalries and little league games. She's the the chauffeur when you've been out too late or didn't wake up early enough in the morning. And she's your number one caretaker when you're recuperating from a stomach ache or a heart break.
To the woman who performs a constant balancing act, to the queen of multitasking, give her this funny Mother's DayВ greeting cardВ on her special day. If you're wondering what to write to your superheroВ mom, try one of these funny Mother's Day quotes:
• Mom, thank you for all those nights you played teacher, helping me do my math homework. You were just as lost as I was, but A+ for effort.
• Dear Mom, thank you for always putting on your chef's hat and trying to teach me your killer recipes. And major kudos for trading it in for the fireman's mask when I nearly burned the house down.
• Dad can think what he wants, but we all know you're the alpha of the pack. Have a wonderful day, Mama Bear.
• Ever since I became a mom myself, I think of you almost daily. Particularly when I'm cleaning the house вЂ" how did you ever clean up all my messes?!
• Mom, youВ are a badass. I am thoroughly convinced you didn't sleep for the first 18 years of my life, you superhuman you.
3. To Give Her the Best Mother's Day Gift Ever: Cheerful Bouquet Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
No matterВ if you're celebrating your mom, your mother-in-law, or any other mom you know and love, sending a bouquet of flowers is always a safe bet. But this year, you're thinking of a different sort of Mother's Day gift.
To poke a little fun at your one-in-a-millionВ relationship, consider different ways to spoil your mom on her special day. Customize this cardВ to go with a few last-minute Mother's Day gift ideas, and add one of these funny quotes to match:
• Flowers die within a week, but wine lasts forever. Wait, that's not right вЂ" between you and me, this bottle of wine won't even make it through the night. I raise my glass to you, Mom!
• I thought about making you brunchВ or breakfast-in-bed, but remembered the unfortunate night when I nearly burned the kitchen down. Therefore, I'm giving you an even better DIY gift:В I cleaned the kitchen! Go look for yourself!
• We thought about giving you flowers, hugs, and kisses, then asked ourselves, “Is that what she really wants?” So we changed tactics and are giving you what you want most: for us to leave you alone. The house is yours and yours alone for the whole night вЂ" go turn on Netflix, you crazy kid.
• I love you,В Mom, and can't thank you enough for all you've done for me. To show you how grateful I am for all the stress I put you through, I booked you a massage at the salon at 2 p.m.
• You are one hot mama and deserve to be treated that way. Rather than flowers this year, I booked us mani-pedis. And they're already paid for, so don't you dare grab your purse.
4. To Make Her Feel Like the Queen She Is: Mother's Day Flourish Card
Design: Signature Greenvelope
Here's something all of us need to remember once in awhile: Our mothers wiped up our spit and cleaned up our messes for the vast majority of our younger years. So for one day a year, even though it's never enough, those moms deserve to be treated like royalty.
Give her this elegant mom-cardВ and remind her why she sits on the throne in your family. Praise her for her endless patience, wonderful sense of humor, and steadfast support. She's the queen who reigns over your family, and this is a lovely thank you cardВ to let her know just that. Here are a few fun and sweet Mother's Day sayingsВ to write inside:
• Yeah, Beyonce is cool and all, but to me, you will always be Queen Bae. Happy Mother's Day, you Queen!
• Mom, you are the Queen of Chaos, the Master of Messes, and the Ruler of “I told you so.” I hope you know how much I love and appreciate you!
• You deserve a crown for putting up with moody, whiny children. Ugh, aren't my siblings the worst?
• You deserve to rule the world, Mom вЂ" because I turned out perfectly.
• You survived me (your favorite child) and my siblings as teenagers, and for that, you are The Queen of All Moms.
To All the Moms Out There, Thank You for Everything
Real talk: When it comes to thanking all the wonderful moms out there, one day is not enough.
We should thank our moms 365 days a year for putting up with us. But we don't вЂ" because we're human and we'll always look at our mom as the one who has it all together. So we continue to call her when we need to vent, cry, or scream, but forget to thank her afterward.
Thank your mama this year with one of these funny Mother's Day cardsВ from Greenvelope. Using our easy customization tool, write your own hilarious message within the text, thanking her in a way only you can.
And to all the cool moms out there, happy Mother's Day!