Cute Funny Friday Quotes
"There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: Boom Shakalaka."
"It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window."
I don’t work on Fridays; I make appearances."
Sometimes I wish every day of the week should be Friday so that we can sit together and do some funny and crazy things, but if I miss a day at work, I won’t be getting my paycheck.
Thank God it’s Friday! I’m so happy, I feel like flying.
Fun, food and Friday have a connection, if you’re as intelligent as I am, you should have seen it.
Enjoy your Friday – to the fullest. You deserve the best.
A good Friday is a recipe, it will make you forget all the troubles of the past week.
Thursday is in the past, Saturday is in the future, all we have right now is a brilliant Friday, let’s enjoy every bit of it.
Hello there, forget your work and Boss, let’s go party and catch some fun.
A Friday without fun is just like every other stressful day.
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It’s the fifth time you’ve been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?’ I said, ‘Probably that it’s Friday?’"
If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn’t want me here either."
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry’s ‘Friday Night’ Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work."
"Friday is like a green light; you speed up until after work, and start to slow down once the light turns yellow."
Dear God, thank you for every Friday in my life and the many more that are yet to come.
Today is Friday, take yourself out later tonight and watch the brilliant stars and beautiful moon, don’t do it all alone, do it with someone you love.
Friday is the last born of the work days, it is absolutely lazy and badly pampered. I love him anyway.
You don’t have to always look serious, since today is Friday you can break the rules.
Funny Friday Quotes and Messages For Work
Keep calm and smile; it’s Friday!"
"Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride."
"Happy Friday! All days are beautiful, but Friday have their own charm; You end up the work and get a weekend surprise!"
I’m beginning to think every new week should start on a Friday. Happy Friday.
Hey you! I’m wishing you an amazing Friday and a lovely weekend.
If we are ever to enjoy life, now is the time, not tomorrow or next year… today should always be our most wonderful day. Happy Friday!
Monday to Thursday is for work, Friday to Sunday is for fun. Happy weekend.
Laugh like it is Friday, your Boss isn’t here, he is catching fun elsewhere too.
Your smile today looks extraordinarily beautiful, God must have made you on a Friday.
Take off those work clothes, it’s Friday! Let’s go to party before we all grow old.I still dream of heaven every Friday night.
Every Friday afternoon feels like heaven to me.
If you have crazy friends then you’ll definitely have a lovely Friday night.
I’m praying that the clock ticks very fast from 6 AM to 12 noon and then begins to crawl once I get out of the office.
Words cannot express the awesome feeling I get on a Friday morning, knowing fully well that it is a half-day at work.
People don’t have high BP on Fridays because there is really nothing to worry about.
Hey you! Were you born on a Friday? Because you look fantastically fine today.
"It’s Friday… any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window."
"Make Friday a day to celebrate work well done that you can be proud of knowing that you just didn’t put in time to the next pay check."
Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the work week.
Fridays are for smiles, so always remember to wear yours.
There are so many things that can make your Friday and amazing day, just be Keen and observe.
On Fridays, everything is beautiful including you.
"Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday."
" Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
" Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them."
"I think we’re seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it’s Friday’ to ‘Thank God it’s Monday.’ If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents."
Funny Friday Motivational Quotes
Passion does not know a Friday from a Monday, passion driven people work all days. it’s Friday, get up and go to work.
"It’s Friday morning mankind! Good vibe, don’t frown and let the monster see you smile!"
"I look forward to Fridays because I know I have spent the week offering encouragement, solace, assistance and good-will to everyone I have met through my journey."
Don’t lose hope because it’s Friday already. Miracles can happen at any time today.
"How do you know it’s Friday? Look at everyone around you counting down the seconds until the weekend starts."
"Dear Friday, I am ready for all of the adventures that the weekend promises."
Dear Friday, please don’t be too fast on me. I want to enjoy every bit of you today.
Friday is correctly spelt as Free-day. That’s why we are all run home rejoicing on Fridays.
"Weekends welcome warriors for social fun that starts on Friday."
Don’t trust any other person born on any other day of the week if you can’t trust someone born on a Friday.
Hey! keep your head up, the sky is blue, today is Friday and it’s all about me and you.
Don’t forget all work and no play will make you dull – that’s why we have Fridays.
Your week might not have been a good one but you deserve a beautiful Friday. Happy weekend
Only crazy people still work on Friday nights. I’m not crazy, I’m getting out of here.
Monday to Thursday is for work and seriousness, Friday is for all the fun in the world.
Monday is a beginning, Friday is a last and the best is always saved for the last. Enjoy your Friday!
Thank God it’s Friday! even pre-school pupils are happy.
Imagine a week without a Friday, it will be like bread without yeast.
I know I’m crazy, I don’t do this always, it’s an attitude I only put-on on a Fridays.
Hey you! Have a fantastic Friday, cheers!
Since today is Friday, I’m wishing you a lovely evening and a peaceful night.
You’d have to stop taking life too seriously on a Friday. Fridays are for fun and love.
Funny Friday Morning Messages
Monday is the first of work days, Friday is the first of fun days; enjoy both, especially, Fridays.
Nothing is as interesting as sitting over a bottle of wine on Friday with a funny friend.
Today is Friday! Happy weekend freedom.
""Happy Friday! "Joy goes against the foundations of mathematics: it multiplies when we divide it.""
Waking up happy is a blessing, staying happy all day is a responsibility. Happy Friday!
"Monday could disappear, and I wouldn’t shed a tear, but Friday, you’re too dear to my heart ever to fall apart."
"I have tried all of the other days in the week, and nothing seems to compare to my beloved Friday. Happy Friday everyone."
I’m wishing you joy, happiness, love and uncountable Fridays.
I wish you a Friday as colourful as the rainbow.
Share some love, be happy to the core, it’s Friday and it comes only once in seven days.
Don’t tell me you had fun on Monday, Tuesday or any other day when Friday is a fun full package.
I am most happy that you are hale and hearty. Happy Friday!
Monday to Friday is a long drive, Friday to Monday is a short ride.
"I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work."
"I can live without Monday, but Friday is priceless and impossible to let go."
Please, don’t tell anyone that I told you, "I’m in love with Friday, she gives me freedom to have all the fun in the world."
If you want to know how joyful I can be, meet me on a Friday. Enjoy your day.
Thank you for visiting. Don’t forget to like and share. Xoxo!
Our funny Friday quotes and sayings pay tribute to the day that serves as the gateway to the weekend.
Everyone seems to be waiting for Fridays. If there was any survey on work efficiency, it’s not difficult to guess which day would have the lowest rate. The exhilaration you feel on Fridays is something that is incomparable to other days. Weekends give you a big relief and the thoughts of spending your time with friends and family are perhaps the greatest salvation to get you thru the week.
A lot of funny things have been said and written about Friday. If one day of the week were selected as the “Holiday Day,” Friday would be it. Here are some humorous insights to make you feel even better about your favorite day of the week!
Friday Funny Quotes
• Fridays are the hardest in some ways: you're so close to freedom.
Lauren Oliver
• It is bad luck to fall out of a thirteenth story window on Friday.
American Proverb
• Why is Monday so far away from Friday but Friday is so close to Monday?
Unknown
• Contrary to what the fans may think, you don't just show up, wear a striped shirt, and a whistle on Friday night.
Jim Mitchell
• It's always difficult to keep Fridays confined within themselves..they tend to spill over.
Kai Sinclair
• I think we're seeing in working mothers a change from ‘Thank God it's Friday' to ‘Thank God it's Monday.' If any working mother has not experienced that feeling, her children are not adolescents.
Ann Diehl
Last Work Day Sayings
Waiting for the fish to bite or waiting for wind to fly a kite. Or waiting around for Friday night or waiting perhaps for their Uncle Jake or a pot to boil or a better break or a string of pearls or a pair of pants or a wig with curls or another chance. Everyone is just waiting.
Dr. Seuss
Not for nothing is their motto TGIF – ‘Thank God It's Friday.' They live for the weekends, when they can go do what they really want to do.
Richard Nelson Bolles
Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music, and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
Henny Youngman
It's Friday! I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend.
Unknown
Only Robinson Crusoe had everything done by Friday.
Unknown
Funny Friday Sayings
• Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.
Unknown
• If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Fridays, he wouldn't want me here either.
Unknown
• I believe that it is a mandatory Law of the Universe that on Fridays, you have to do something a little fun.
Hanna Rhoades
• Weekends are a bit like rainbows; they look good from a distance but disappear when you get up close to them.
John Shirley
• I always give 100% at work: 13% Monday, 22% Tuesday, 26% Wednesday, 35% Thursday, 4% Friday.
Unknown
• I must have an enormous amount of intelligence; Sometimes it even takes a week to get it moving.
Unknown
• Make each day of the week like Friday and your life will take on new enthusiasm.
Byron Pulsifer
• It's Friday. Any plan of being a productive member of society is officially thrown out the window.
Unknown
• If you must have the motivation, think of your paycheck on Friday.
Noel Coward
Best Quotes about Friday
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday.
Unknown
Music always sounds better on Friday.
Lou Brutus
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There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel in the pit of your stomach you can't wait to go to work? And when you're ready to go home Friday afternoon, do you say, I can't wait to go home?
Chuck Schumer
Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, It's not me, It's you.
Unknown
Humorous Friday Sayings
Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking Friday.
Unknown
The last months, weeks, and days have seen accelerating discussions, involving the DUP for the first time, about a comprehensive agreement that would see all outstanding matters dealt with and the Good Friday Agreement implemented in full.
Gerry Adams
If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends.
Unknown
Dear Radio Stations, please do not play Katy Perry's ‘Friday Night' Monday morning at 8 AM during my drive to work.
Unknown
For most Americans, Friday afternoons are filled with positive anticipation of the weekend. In Washington, it’s where government officials dump stories they want to bury.
John Sununu
My boss yelled at me yesterday ‘It's the fifth time you've been late to work this week! Do you know what that means!?' I said, ‘Probably that it's Friday?
Unknown
Friday. The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend. The famous F word we thank God for every week.
Unknown
If you see me on Friday, you’ll see different material on Saturday night.
Kathy Griffin
Welcome to Friday. In preparation for takeoff, please ensure all negative attitudes are properly stowed. On behalf of your captain, Jack Daniels and myself, welcome aboard. I expect sunshine and good attitudes today for our trip. Enjoy the ride.
Unknown
Working for the Weekend
I'm so sad it's Friday. I wish it was Monday already' said No one in history, ever.
Unknown
I’m a very ritualistic, routine-oriented person, and I discovered over the years that I love working Monday through Friday.
Edie Falco
Finally Friday! I haven't been this excited since my pager got stuck!
Unknown
Happy Friday!
Good morning everybody. Happy Friday! On a scale of 1 to Rebecca Black, how much do you love Friday?
Unknown
Pencils down. Close your books. It’s Friday, and you deserve a break. Happy Friday!
Unknown
It may be impossible, but I would love to be as happy and excited as I am on a Friday.
Unknown
Whew. It felt like a whole week before it was finally Friday again. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Big dreams. Big inspirations. This is what we have all waited for: Friday to come and go, so the weekend can start. Happy Friday!
Unknown
I wish every day was Friday; it is the start of a true week with two days of no work. Happy Friday!
Unknown
What happened before today is a blur. What happens tomorrow is sure to be exciting. Happy Friday!
Unknown
I can live without Monday, but Friday is priceless and impossible to let go. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Every teacher out there should do one thing this Friday: send their students into the weekend inspired. Happy Friday!
Unknown
All negative attitudes have been thrown out the door and won’t be back until Monday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy days start with a Friday and have a way of abruptly ending the moment you wake up on Monday morning. Happy Friday!
Unknown
If there was one day of my life I wouldn’t want to forget, it would be a Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy Friday everyone! Forget all the things you’ve encountered this week and have a great weekend.
Unknown
Funny Friday Phrases and Messages
You can have fun all year long, but there is something truly special about sitting down and relaxing on a Friday night while everyone else is too drunk to remember the evening. Happy Friday!
Unknown
Happy Friday! May your wine glasses never empty and the days last forever.
Unknown
Well, I get my subject on Wednesday night; I think it out carefully on Thursday, and make my rough sketch; on Friday morning I begin, and stick to it all day, with my nose well down on the block.
John Tenniel
If I had one wish, it would be to remove Monday and replace it with a second Friday. Happy Friday!
Unknown
About That Last Work Day
I've taught fifth-year Christmas leavers last thing on a Friday afternoon. Basically, if you can face that you can face anything.
Johann Lamont
I don’t like Mondays, especially if they occur on Fridays.
Jarod Kintz
The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest.
Unknown
My aunt had a season ticket for the Friday afternoon concerts, and I would go down for lessons. My lessons were Saturday morning.
Robert Ripley
There should be an extra day between Friday and Saturday to recover.
Unknown
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with a keyboard.
Rico
Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.
Mark Twain
The most frustrating thing to me is when I tell people I work on ‘Friday Night Lights,’ they’ll say, ‘Oh, I hear that’s a really good show.’ They never watched it.
Jason Katims
— Mike O'Halloran
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