Funny New Baby Girl Quotes
Sure, little girls are precious and delicate but to get through parenting you have to see the humor in it all. We handpicked these baby quotes in the hopes of giving you some laughs. They also would make for a great caption for baby girl's photos!
• People who say they sleep like a baby, usually don’t have one. -Leo Burke
• She’s a reflection of me, so you know she’s awesome. (said every parent ever)
• You never know when you're gonna get crapped on or when you're gonna get a big smile or when that smile immediately turns into hysterics. It might be like living with a drug addict. -Blake Lively
• Teach your daughters to worry less about fitting into glass slippers, and more about shattering glass ceilings.
• My alarm clock wears cute PJs and smiles at me when I wake up.
• Having children is like living in a frat house; nobody sleeps, everything is broken, and there is a lot of throwing up. -Ray Romano
• When your baby looks like a Gap model, but you are on your third day of the same yoga pants…
• Just when I think my daughter is nothing like me, she proudly shows the world her don't mess with me attitude. And I think, “Ah, there I am.”
• Courage, sacrifice, determination, commitment, toughness, heart, talent, guts. That’s what little girls are made of; to heck with sugar and spice. -Bethany Hamilton
• Before I got married I had six theories about raising children. Now, I have six children and no theories. -John Wilmot
Quotes for New Born Baby Girl
When you have a newborn baby it is all about dirty diapers and squeezing in an hour of sleep here and there, but it's also about falling in more in love with your new addition every day. These would make great baby shower quotes for girls, as well, since they are about the beginning of this journey.
• A sleeping baby is the new “happy hour”
• Let me love you a little more before you're not little anymore.
• 50% Mommy, 50% Daddy": 100% Perfect
• Here’s to strong women. May we know them. May we be them. And may we raise them.
• Here sleeps a girl with a head full of magical dreams, a heart full of wonder, and hands that will shape the world.
Quotes About Strong Girls
We all have different dreams for our daughters, but I think we agree that we want to raise them to be strong women. These quotes for baby girl will be the perfect mantras to repeat to her throughout her life. My baby girl quotes mantras like this back to me now after repeating them so frequently. I love that she has them as little reminders of how strong she is.
• Let her sleep, for when she wakes she will move mountains. -Napoleon
• I think beauty comes from showing who you actually are. That is real beauty to me. -Ellen Degeneres
• And one day she discovered that she was fierce, and strong, and full of fire and that not even she could hold herself back because her passion burned brighter than her fears. -Mark Anthony
• A girl should be two things: who and what she wants. -Coco Chanel
• To let her know she is capable of all things;
• "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." -Eleanor Roosevelt
• "I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong, I believe that happy girls are the prettiest girls, I believe that tomorrow is another day, and I believe in miracles." -Audrey Hepburn
• “You may not control all the events that happen to you, but you can decide not to be reduced by them.” -Maya Angelou
• Life is tough, my darling, but so are you.
• I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. -Louisa May Alcott, Little Women
• Little girls with dreams become women with vision.
• “We can be heroes just for one day,” -David Bowie
Perfect Nursery Quotes
These quotes about baby girls will make the perfect addition to your nursery, they are sweet and heartfelt making the room even cozier.
• You are made of stardust and wishes and magical things.
• You is kind, you is smart, you is important. -Aibileen Clark, The Help
• Sometimes the smallest things, take up the biggest room in your heart. -Winnie the Pooh
• You are my sun, my moon, and all of my stars.-E.E. Cummings
• Words of wisdom for baby girl and for everyone else;
• Go confidently in the direction of your dreams! Live the life you've imagined. -Henry David Thoreau
• I don’t know who you will be, but I know you will be my everything.
• I know a girl, she puts the color inside my world. -John Mayor
• On the day you were born… the angels clapped their hands and the moon danced with the stars.
• Keep shining, beautiful one. The world needs your light.
• Always be a little kinder than necessary.
Sweet Little Girl Quotes
• Meeting you was like listening to a song for the first time and knowing it would be my favorite.
• Beautiful people are not always good but good people are always beautiful. -Imam Ali
• Sweet girl, you are more than we ever expected and better than we ever imagined.
• Of all the things my hands have held, the best by far is you.
• The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.
• There is only one pretty child in the world – and every mother has it! -Chinese Proverb
Baby Shower Messages For a Baby Boy
"This little guy is already blessed with amazing parents. We can’t wait to watch your family grow."
"Oh boy! We can’t wait to meet him. Thanks for inviting us to share in your baby shower celebrations."
"Can’t wait to meet your little dude!"
"Little hands, little feet, and a little trouble are all on the way. Congratulations!"
Baby Shower Messages For a Little Girl
"We’re tutu excited to meet your darling daughter — best wishes for the pregnancy."
"We’re tickled pink to meet your new baby girl."
"A cradle full of best wishes for your newborn baby girl"
"Twinkle twinkle little star, do you know how loved you are?"
"Little girls bring such delight with hearts so warm and smiles so bright."
"A baby is a blessing. A gift from heaven above, a precious little angel to cherish and to love."
Sweet New Baby Wishes
"Baby booties, baby toys, baby shower, baby joys. Warmest wishes to you and your baby."
"A new baby makes love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, savings smaller and homes happier."
"May you touch dragonflies and stars, dance with fairies and talk to the moon. May you grow up with love and gracious hearts and people who care. Welcome to the world little one, it has been waiting for you."
"Congratulations on the newest addition to your family. I can’t wait to watch your child as he/she grows."
"I hope you are forever happy and healthy. You are being raised by the best parents, and they are so excited to meet you."
Short New Baby Messages
"Blessings to baby and you."
"Praying for a safe and healthy delivery for both you and baby."
"Many congratulations on your new bundle of joy."
"Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness."
"Congratulations! Let the noise begin!"
Funny Baby Shower Quotes
"You’re a parent. It’s your circus and those are your monkeys."
"A perfect example of minority rule is a new baby in the house. Enjoy your new master."
"Enjoy this wonderful and exciting baby shower, because it’s the last party you’ll have for a long time."
"Parenthood: the scariest hood you’ll ever go through."
"Welcome to parenthood where going to the grocery store by yourself is now considered a vacation."
Baby Shower Wishes for New Parents
"To me, you’re a superhero, but to the little one, you’re their whole world — much love in these coming months."
"Here’s to celebrating a new life, a new adventure, and many firsts! Congratulations!"
"May your baby bring you a lifetime of blessings. Congratulations and well wishes on the new beginnings."
"Your baby is going to be so blessed to have you."
"Best wishes for this adventure called parenthood. You’ll be great!"
"Good health to you through the remainder of your pregnancy, and best wishes to you on delivery day."
"The unconditional love that you will feel will be with you from the moment you set eyes on your little one."
Baby Shower Wishes for Twins
"Double the giggles, double the grins, double the love, when you have twins! Congratulations."
"Sending all of my love to your two bundles of joy. May both of your twins be showered in love."
"With four arms hugging you instead of two, congratulations on having twins!"
"Twins! Sometimes miracles come in pairs."
"It's twins! Congratulations! Twins mean double the kisses and double the fun. It's double the joy for everyone."
"Your family just grew by 4 feet! Congratulations on your twin girls /twin boys and all the best."
"You made one wish. And two came true. Congratulations on your double blessings!"
"Good moms of twins have: sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, dirty ovens, empty fridges and - happy twins!"
Famous Baby Quotes
"It is a smile of a baby that makes life worth living." —Debasish Mridha
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there." —Robert Browning
"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child." —Tina Brown
"I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle." —Vincent Van Gogh
"The amazing thing about becoming a parent is that you will never again be your own first priority." —Olivia Wilde
"Children have neither past nor future. They enjoy the present, which very few of us do." —Jean De La Bruyere
For Expecting Mothers
I am so excited for you. Congratulations on your pregnancy.
Wishing you all the happiness that parenting can bring — and then some!
Congratulations on the bun in the oven.
I can’t wait to meet those tiny little feet!
A grand adventure is about to begin. We wish you a safe delivery.
For Expecting Fathers
Every day is a new adventure. Enjoy the ride.
We hope the little man gets his dad’s humor.
I wish you and your baby the best in the years to come.
Better start practicing your Dad jokes, congrats to you!
You are going to be the best papa! I can’t wait to welcome the little one!
For a Girl
We can’t wait to see her sweet smile! Congrats.
Hip hip hurray for the addition of your sweet baby girl!
We can’t wait to meet the littlest arrival — all our love for the little girl.
Here’s to your little ray of sunshine. I can’t wait to meet your beautiful baby girl.
I can’t wait to meet those tiny little feet of hers!
For a Boy
May your new son bring you much happiness in life.
Oh Boy, oh boy, oh boy! It just doesn’t get any better than this! Enjoy!
We wish all the best to you and your precious baby boy.
Here’s to many smiles and lots of laughter with your new baby boy.
Congratulations on the bun in the oven. We can’t wait to meet the little guy.
For Expecting Mothers
Bye to late-night parties say, hi to late-night diaper changes. You’ll be a great mom congratulations.
Soon it’s going to be good-bye, tummy, and hello, mommy!
I wish you all the best to the Mom, most likely to teach neighborhood kids how to swear.
I am sure your baby will be adorable, at least as long as they take after their mother.
"Because I said so." Is going to be your new catchphrase.
For Expecting Fathers
Remember all the chaos you made your parents go through? Here comes a little you, chaos included.
Parenthood: the scariest hood you’ll ever go through.
Don’t forget to pamper yourself a little after putting on the pampers.
Hello, Baby! Goodbye, Sleep!
Hitting the bottle is going to take on a whole new meaning.
For a Girl
Don’t worry about the difficulty of raising a girl. It is just as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes, and wrestling an octopus at the same time, every day.
To the precious bundle you’re carrying, may she grow up to be as sassy as her Mom.
Raising a little girl is the best . . . until puberty.
While choosing a name for your new baby, don’t forget the name of the one who wrote this card — me!
I’ll come over any time to watch your little baby girl while you take a nap. I don’t charge much!
For a Boy
Raising a little boy is a walk in the park. Jurassic Park, that is.
Here’s to 18 years of pulling out your hair, putting out fires, and all the scraped knees! Boys will be boys! Congrats.
Boys cry, throw fits, eat all your food, and keep you up all night. Don’t worry, that’s only for the first 18 years. . .
Congratulations on your adorable new poop machine.
Baby boys aren’t all fun and games. Just wait ‘til your first diaper. No one wins that game!
For Expecting Mothers
A beautiful and new adventure is about to begin. We wish you a safe and happy delivery from the bottom of my heart!
We are wishing you both peaceful days full of hugs and kisses. We can’t wait to meet your little one.
We are celebrating with you as you enter this new chapter in life. Here’s to all the wonderful and magical moments. Congratulations!
No one can really prepare you for the most important job you’ll ever have, but you will learn everything along the way.
Congratulations, you have new life coming! May your future be filled with new experiences, joy, much love, and happiness.
For Expecting Fathers
To the little one, you’re a superhero, and that’s the most incredible feeling in the world — much love in these coming months.
To Dad: A girl means one more to spoil with shoes and purses, but also a treasure who will warm your heart.
Here’s to all the toy cars, balls, and bats — that Dad can now play with again! Congratulations on your little man.
We hope you’ll be as handsome as your dad — lots of love, little guy.
Our best wishes to you as you step into this exciting and new phase in life. Be ready for busy days, sleepless nights, many questions, and endless love!
For a Girl
A beautiful little girl to play with and adore, to spoil a little and love a lot, who could ask for more!
I am so happy to hear about your baby girl. I hope she finds happiness and love throughout the rest of her life.
Booties and bonnets, ribbons and lace, little stuffed toys all over the place. Congratulations on your sweet little girl.
The little angel is here, and everyone’s coming to cheer. She is the perfect combination of princess and warrior.
Your daughter will be smart, beautiful, and happy — a mini version of her Mom.
For a Boy
Best wishes to your newest addition. May your new baby boy be cherished and loved by everyone in his life.
I am so excited for you and your new baby boy! He is lucky to have such wonderful parents.
To Mom: The prince who will sweep you off your feet has finally arrived.
To the prince: You have no idea how loved and spoiled you’re about to be. We can’t wait for the big day.
Your new little guy is fortunate to have such a fantastic set of parents! Congratulations!
Inspirational Quotes for Baby Showers
"I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle."
- Vincent Van Gogh
"Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body."
- Elizabeth Stone
"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all."
- Benjamin Spock
"It is a smile of a baby that makes life worth living."
- Debasish Mridha
"Like stars are to the sky, so are the children to our world. They deserve to shine!"
- Chinonye J. Chidolue
A Baby Shower gift that says so much more
Celebrate the soon-to-be parents with a video gift that they’ll love.
Record cute and loving messages getting everyone in on the excitement, and give the soon-to-be parents a baby shower video gift they’ll always remember.
Treat them to something special. It’s the best last-minute Baby Shower gift.
Here are 50 powerful Christian baby shower messages and sayings to give to the mommy-to-be.
#1 The Bible tells us that children are a gift from God. I rejoice with you and praise God for his gift of your baby. My continued prayers are with you as we await the coming of the beautiful gift. May the Lord bless you!
#2 Happy Baby Shower day! It is so incredible to be a part of this special day. We set aside this day to mark the love we have for you and your baby. I pray this day is well documented, so your baby will know that before they were even born, we loved them. God bless you!
#3 Little one, the Lord has engraved you on the palms of his hands. You are his beloved that has been entrusted to our family. We welcome you with much love.
#4 As we join together and celebrate the joyous arrival of your baby, I praise God for the precious blessing headed your way. May his praise ever be on our lips as we remember his abundant graciousness shown to you through your baby.
#5 Children are a gift from God; they are a reward from him. May your new child bring you a lifetime of blessings. Congratulations on the precious addition to your family.
#6 The Lord says that children are our heritage and reward from him. Congratulations on your blessing and reward with the child you are awaiting. May his faithfulness rest upon your child as you bring them into this world.
#7 A precious little one to enjoy and to love, to tend and to care, to raise, and to bless. A sweet gift to your family from heaven above. Congratulations.
#8 "Watch! Stand firm in the faith! Be strong! Let all that you do be done in love." May your baby boy be filled with faith, hope, and love. All the best to you and your precious little one.
#9 Your baby girl is more precious than rubies. None of the things you can desire are to be compared to her. Wishing for her safe and healthy arrival.
#11 You are blessed with the coming of your baby. Your baby is already blessed to have awesome parents like you. Welcome to parenthood.
#12 Strength and dignity are your clothing. You laugh at the time to come. Best wishes for a lifetime of happiness, dear baby boy/girl. God loves you.
#13 What a special joy it is to have a baby! This day we celebrate the upcoming arrival of yours with great expectation. My prayer is that this day will be memorable and blessed. May the Lord grant you his peace and strength.
#14 Welcome to the world, little one! May your days be filled with joy, may your nights be filled with peace, and may your life be filled with love and happiness from heaven above. Congratulations.
#15 I join with others at your baby shower to demonstrate my love for you and your precious baby. I am praying for the Lord to send many blessings to you and your new baby. May the Lord keep you in perfect peace as your delivery date approaches.
#16 "When my bones were being formed, carefully put together in my mother’s womb, when I was growing there in secret, you knew that I was there. Your eyes saw me when I was still an unborn child. Every day of my life was recorded in your book before one of them had taken place." May God’s love always be upon your child.
#17 What a blessed joy it is to hold a newborn baby, and very soon, this will be a reality for you and your family. As you prepare to welcome this precious little one into the world, I am praying that your baby's arrival will be a blessed event that will live on in your memories forever.
#18 Here is to love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, faithfulness, and gentleness. May your home be filled with smiles and laughter with the coming of your new baby. Can’t wait to meet him/her!
#19 New beginnings are exciting, and I join with all who are gathered here at your baby shower and celebrate you and your baby. I rejoice at the thought of this precious new life and give God all the glory. With this note, I am offering my congratulations and much love!
#20 Thank you for allowing me to be a part of your special celebration. I offer all my love and best wishes to you for the upcoming arrival of your little bundle of blessing. May the Lord grant you great strength and a smooth delivery.
#21 Soon we will be welcoming your precious gift from God. As we gather today to celebrate their upcoming arrival, we are all anticipating the moment we will see this baby face to face. We pray that the Lord will bless your child with a smooth entry into this world. Congratulations and God bless you!
#22 May the Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you, and be gracious to you; the Lord lift up his countenance upon you, and give you peace. May the blessings of the Lord fill you with overflowing peace, joy, and love. Congratulations on your upcoming bundle of joy.
#23 I gather here at your baby shower with others to acknowledge my love for you and your baby. I am very grateful to be a part of your life and to be able to offer my support for this new chapter. May the Lord bless you and your new baby!
#24 A mother has a wonderful dream for her child. Such beautiful plans and love that never ends. Guess what? God has the same idea for your child: thoughts of peace, and not of evil, to give him/her hope and a future. Congratulations on the precious addition to your family.
#25 Soon your baby will be welcomed into our circle of friends. What a blessed day it will be! Until then, I wait with anticipation for their arrival. May be Lord bless you and your baby with his abundant love and grace.
#26 May the God of hope fill you with all joy and peace in believing, so that you may abound in hope by the power of the Holy Spirit especially during this exciting anticipation of the arrival of your baby.
#27 I am praying for the Lord's showers of blessings to rain down upon you and your baby. I celebrate with you and acknowledge that the Lord has indeed done a great thing in your life. May he continue to bless you and your baby richly.
#28 Lots of love and best wishes on the arrival of your new child. May he/she grow and become strong in spirit, be filled with wisdom, and the grace of God is upon him/her.
#29 On this special day, we celebrate the forthcoming arrival of your baby. I pray that the Lord fills you to overflowing with his love and ours as we rejoice in the blessing that is to come.
#30 Jesus said blessed are the little children, and children are indeed a blessing. As your little one is prepared by God to make their grand entrance, I am praying that the Lord will also prepare your heart to receive his precious gift.
#31 May the Lord shine his light on you as he showers you with grace and love through your new bundle of joy. May the Lord bless you and your growing family all the days of your lives.
#32 I feel it is a privilege to be able to share in your joy for the upcoming arrival of your baby. I voice my thanksgiving to God for the blessing he has given you. I pray that the Lord will continue to bless and keep you and your baby safely in his arms.
#33 Your precious gift of joy will soon be with us, and my heart skips a beat when I think about it! So much love and joy encompassed in such a tiny body. I pray that the Lord will bless you and your baby well beyond your wildest dreams.
#34 My soul magnifies the Lord, and my spirit rejoices in God, my savior, for the Mighty One has done great things for us and holy is his name. Congratulations and blessings on new beginnings.
#35 As we anticipate your baby's debut onto the world stage, I pray that the Lord would grow them in grace and mercy. May they become an instrument in his hand to do amazing things in the name of Christ. God bless you and your baby.
#36 God created each one of us in his own image. May the radiance of God’s love reflected on your newborn child. Congratulations on your precious gift from God.
#37 Your baby is about to arrive! It seems like it was only yesterday that we started this journey together, yet here we are just weeks away from their entrance into the world. May the Lord's face shine on you and bring you the grace, peace, and strength you need to welcome your baby into our lives.
#38 "For we are what he has made us, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand to be our way of life." Wishing you happiness and new joys in your life with your precious baby.
#39 He/she is fearfully and wonderfully made, knitted together in his/her mother’s womb with the utmost care and love. Congratulations on your little miracle.
#40 Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights. Be thankful for your child every day and may you have a long and happy life together as mother and child.
Mark 9:37
Whoever receives one such child in my name receives me, and whoever receives me, receives not me but him who sent me.
James 1:17
Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights, with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.
Psalm 127:3
Behold, children are a heritage from the Lord, the fruit of the womb a reward.
Let the little children come to me and do not hinder them, for to such belongs the kingdom of heaven.
All your children shall be taught by the Lord, and great shall be the peace of your children.
3 John 1:4
I have no greater joy than to hear that my children are walking in the truth.
For I know the plans I have for you, declares the Lord, plans for welfare and not for evil, to give you a future and a hope.
Ephesians 2:10
For we are his workmanship, created in Christ Jesus for good works, which God prepared beforehand, that we should walk in them.
1 Samuel 1:27
For this child I prayed, and the Lord has granted me my petition that I made to him.
Luke 2:40
And the child grew and became strong, filled with wisdom. And the favor of God was upon him.
Natalie Regoli is a child of God, devoted wife, and mother of two boys. She has a Masters Degree in Law from The University of Texas. Natalie has been published in several national journals and has been practicing law for 18 years.