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staying young is be used 37, 64, etc.
when your little stay immature indefinitely!• At my age, I've seen it • The secret of correct age (and math, if appropriate). Any age can
are getting old young once, but you can with time!am. --Bernard M. Baruch
sayings, but substitute the • You know you • You are only fine wine; it gets better older than I
• Use the same belt won't.I grew up!
• Age is like always 15 years • Happy 30-Something! (or Happy 40-Something!, Happy 50-Something!, etc.)buckle and your to be when
maturity.• To me, old age is • Great at 80!
when your knees things I wanted to pay for of myself!• Spectacular at 70
are getting old one of the very high price
taken better care • Sexy at 60• You know you
• Wrinkled was not • Age is a this long, I would have
than you do.girl.
into shredded wheat?
unlisted.going to live goes out more see a pretty
wild oats turn number, and mine is known I was
• Life after 50: when your back door when you
• When did my • Age is a • If I had Fabulous Fifties!opens the garage
used to be.your head.the tea kettle.• Welcome to the
when your pacemaker get, the better I
number, old is in get are from
• Nifty at Fifty!are getting old
• The older I
• Age is a only whistles you age. --Victor Hugo• You know you
difference.don't mind, it don't matter!
hill when the youth of old middle-aged.to tell the and if you • You know you're over the youth; Fifty is the begin to look
and the eyesight matter of mind it is.old age of when your children
I do;• Age is a sometimes forget what
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• Forty is the are getting old the ones that are.now since I - you discover you're old!
• You know you to run into how old you age is easier age of discovery to repeat yourself.the good fortune get used to • Lying about my • 50 is the when you tend anyway;10 years to roast a turkey!answer!)are getting oldI never liked
• It takes about candles. Now I could • I'm 39 1/2 (and that's my final You know you forget the people excuse.over my birthday rehearsal!
to repeat yourself.
the senility to
up some other
could toast marshmallows
40, it's just a when you tend
God grant me
have to think
a kid I
• Up to age
are getting old
• Senility Prayer
once. After that you
• When I was
• 40, but still Sporty!• You know you
of it!
• You're only young with it.
• I'm not 40, I'm 39.95, plus tax!
bifocals.• Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most approach eighteen. --Mark Twainlike and stick birthday!
sun hitting your still cookin'!eighty and gradually age you really of your 21st is from the
• Over 40 and the age of to find an the 19th anniversary in your eyes speed!be born at
staying young is • Here's to celebrating when the gleam hill, you pick up we could only
• The secret to look this good!are getting old • Once you're over the infinitely happier if juice is working!40 years to • You know you for sissies. --Bette Davis
• Life would be action" means your prune • It took me you.• Old age ain't no place your marvels. --Merry Browne"getting a little
perfect 10's!"old person" looking back at and vigor.you've lost all • You know you're old when • Forty is 4
to see that treachery beat youth • You know you're old when miss my mind!• Forty isn't old - IF you're a tree!and are shocked • Old age and
what happened.but Lord I years, 20 in spirit!into the mirror far.young person wondering
is perfect,• I'm 40 in when you look to go very person is a my hearing aid was sooo old. You were right!
are getting old a lot, but fortunately it's too weak • Inside every older me fine,you thought 40 • You know you • My mind wanders
snowball. --Doug Larsonmy dentures fit were little and cabinet.and TV!to throw a bifocals,• Remember when you in the medicine Now it's beer, the old lady get the urge
• I like my 40!and not enough be wine, women and song,if you never • You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.
10, I'm a perfect in the house • It used to in its grasp merely standing up. --Bob Hope
of 1 to too much room what happened!has you firmly weightlifting consists of • On a scale when you have
young person wondering • The aging process age when your 22 years experience.are getting old person is a
• After fifty it's patch, patch, patch.• You know you’ve reached middle • 40: I'm 18 with • You know you • Inside every older fence!middle-aged men.
Milestone Birthday Yearswinded playing chess.long time!pastures, you can't climb the a lot of it! Happy Birthday!
when you get young a very you find greener boys, and so will to think of are getting old
• I'm not old, I've just been • By the time • Boys will be older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not • You know you teenager!apart.
of it. --Doris Dayyourself as getting wife.• I'm not old, I'm a recycled body is falling knowledge that you'll grow out
• Don't think of street is your older, I'm getting bitter.and now my age is the golden years...I'm not impressed.
helped across the • I'm not getting my head together thing about middle • So, these are the
old gray-haired lady you used to be.• I finally got • The really frightening run me over.when the little old as I
• Aged to Perfection!crisis!!!or trying to are getting old • I'm not as • More candles: Bigger wish!has been a passing me by
• You know you • I'm not aging, I'm marinating!it!• Mid-life crisis? My whole life if life is it.
old ladies body!the hill - I can't get up an elevator!• I can't figure out be reminded of
girl, locked in an • I'm not over favorite songs in victim of gravity!is not to 16 year old used to be.
you hear your • I'm not old; I'm just a for our birthday
• I'm just a • Nostalgia isn't what it
the hill until on the YOUNG!thing we want
in my bottom!
out!• You're not over
• Youth is wasted when the only teeth and lead than to rust bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerfa roller coaster.
• We know we're getting old hair, gold in my to wear out and wrinkled and once got from DULL evening."metallic years"; silver in my
• It is better are so gray chair that you forward to a • I'm entering the
new friends!when your classmates from a rocking when you look
than under it.good thing. You're always meeting • Middle age is the same sensation are getting old over the hill • Senility is a
eating. - Arnold Bennettwhen you get • You know you • I'd rather be your children's advice.three years in • You're getting old rocking chair started!
service.is listening to bed and over other places!you can't get your offers same day about growing old
twenty years in • Young at heart, slightly older in • You know you're old when photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer • The worst thing sixty has spent Social Security.
do!• I have a jar!• A man of youngest starts collecting often than you optional!
help opening the them down. - T. S. Eliotold when your
goes out more mandatory. Growing up is cut the mustard...I just need being asked to • You know your when your back • Growing old is when everything starts
Saturday night and to rush up • Middle age is life when one time than have • Middle age is
of two temptations when you choose when broadness of so many people wind it up
hill?!• I'm not that • I'm not getting when you're not really when you actually
out of breath to get something... then wonder what are getting old
fewer things you to bed before bad habits and over...• You know you
when your secrets twice as long of the insurance work.
are getting old when it takes people what a at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
the crowd.
• You know you yourself if there
are getting old morning pills takes
walks into the • You know you
are getting old you've put away
out is sitting police.are getting old and then can
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born, and even happier with age.get, the better you sun – happy birthday!• Wishing you a one year older, everyone else is
your years, make your years you! That is truer cake.” – Bob Hopeup speed.” – Charles Schulz
has been enjoying • You dont get you decide to So, take some time
include every length To help you Maybe all you everything you feel
it seems, thanks to those are the hardest. You are always • Middle age is sitting home on
and too old not.a period of have a good
earlier. --Daniel Bennetthaving the choice • Middle age is
• Middle age is age, you've already met clock, but you can • Over the hill? I don't remember any
be this old!remember right now.
are getting old are getting old when you run
the "here-after". you go somewhere
• You know you
when there are when you go up all your and over and either.
are getting old when it takes sports car because a lot more
• You know you
are getting old find yourself telling reason you’re still awake early to beat are down there.the floor, and then ask • You know you
when taking your your stomach in, no matter who a challenge.• You know you
when the clothes of a night of by the
• You know you more logical location snow.ones.are getting old when you have when people call
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enough to turn fifty and seventy it isn't for you. --Ring Lardner
when you are take up golf but would rather • Middle age is
he'd rather not get you home • Middle age is
waist change places.of someone else.you reach middle turn back the • So many candles, so little cake!
• Too young to you can't seem to • You know you • You know you
are getting old
time thinking about for.are getting old
are getting old when you give
at telling stories; over and over they can't remember them
• You know you are getting old when you don't want a
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• Cheers to another long time to this talk about is you-er than you!” – Dr. Seussa meeting.” – Julia Child
the candles cost the hill you the number of
face those daunting inspiration, or even borrow may be looking
a list of some birthday quotes everything fit in the birthday card. After all, how can you
wishes can be are not decrepit • The years between and you hope • Middle age is
too young to much as ever it. --Oscar Wilde
a man's life when one that will the fiber, not the toy!narrowness of the acquaintance reminds you
• By the time be able to recount!wrinkles!few other things Christmas.flight of stairs.
• You know you a lot of wait in line • You know you • You know you are getting old when you're very good
your friends because as good.• You know you are getting old
a lot less to get up USED to cost.are getting old are getting old when you leave you need to over to pick
your pancakes and • You know you when you quit longer think of back in style... have come back • You know you are getting old slow down by
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as you are!• “It takes a • “I think all one alive who cake is just
getting old when • “Just remember, once youre over • Age is merely dont have to or two for and your card
happy birthday wish, weve put together little nudge — by way of one? And how can blank spaces on Sending happy birthday
do things, and yet you to wear out, fall out, or spread out.the telephone rings to the net. --Franklin P. Adams
when you are can do as
to get over that period in and choosing the your cereal for the mind and that every new again!
• You may not old! I demand a
older. I just collect grouchy, you just don't like ttraffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a
want socks for walking DOWN a you're "here after"when you spend are willing to
your kidsyou still don't feel good.
• You know you are getting old are safe with to look half premiums.
• You know you
when work is you two tries
gallon of gas • You know you • You know you are getting old
is anything else when you lean longer than eating room.
are getting old when you no
until they come
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when you're cautioned to only remember where are getting old
are getting old out the light the neighbors don't even realize you?"
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How frustrating is my life so you in the all of the old a long
• HBD to my
nothing but happiness.youre in my
• Wishing you a get. Unless youre a • Hoping your birthday
birthday as amazing
too.” – Gloria Swanson
count.” – George Meredith
than true! There is no
• “A party without • “You know youre you. Happy birthday!older, you get better.
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