Funny Baby Card Messages
What to write in a newborn baby card: best funny baby card messages about parenthood and daily life as a new family. Check out the funny new baby congratulations ideas below and simply choose your favorite one. Sometimes it's even possible to combine several sample messages to make it all the more hilarious.
- 50 SAMPLE TEXTS TO USE FOR FUNNY BABY CARD MESSAGES -
so cute when asleep!
Sample Texts: Funny Baby Card Messages
50% mommy, 50% daddy, 100% baby (or baby's name)! Best wishes on the arrival of your newborn daughter / son.
Parenthood is a wild ride full of love, laughter, questions, anxiety, learning, excitement, craziness, hugs, kisses and much more. Congrats on your baby girl / baby boy!
Being a parent means, learning to sleep with a foot, or even two, in your face!
Baby is cute. Mommy is cute. Daddy is lucky...
Now as you travel down the road of life, remember...
... the stroller, the diapers, the formula, the toys, the bottles, the pacifier, the blanket...
Not all treasure is silver and gold... Best wishes on your 'personal new treasure' and little darling!
"Parenting is the easiest thing in the world to have an opinion about, but the hardest thing in the world to do" (Matt Walsh). Congrats on your new arrival and good luck with transitioning from theory to practical experience!
Being a mother is the highest paid job in the world since the payment is in pure love!
"Ah, I feel so rested and did not have to worry about anything at all today". Said no mom ever...
Sleep when your baby sleeps. Everyone knows this classic tip, but we say why stop there? Scream when your baby screams. Take Benadryl when your baby takes Benadryl. And walk around without pants when your baby walks around without pants.
Having a baby is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, there's a lot of noise and there's a lot of throwing up...
More Funny Baby Card Messages
You have been getting on your mom's nerves for nine months. Now it's daddy's turn!
Good moms have sticky floors, dirty ovens and happy babies! So take it easy, be calm and mommy on!
Woo-hoo, a mini version of you two!
Mummy and daddy, congratulations on your baby girl / baby boy ... let the noise begin!
Just wondering: if olive oil is made of olives, what is baby oil made of?
No one can imagine life having their own children. But when they are born no one can imagine life without them.
Sleep is overrated. As is coffee, wine and any free time ever...
You used to have time. Now you have a baby! (alternatively a baby girl, a baby boy, your and baby's name)
Motherhood is going to look great on you. Just keep calm and diaper on.
Congratulations on your new alarm clock!
We are thrilled and congratulate you on your new family addition. Always remember: Silence is golden - unless you have a toddler. In that case it's very, very suspicious!
Heard your home has grown by 2 feet!
Hurrah, it's a girl / boy! Parenthood is one of the best journeys in life. So buckle up and enjoy the ride!
Congratulations on your new baby girl / boy! Love, joy, baby puke and smelly diapers... Don't panic, it's only a baby!
A little one has joined you both, how happy you must be... It was great when there were two of you, but even better now there's three!
You could have bought a few Porsches or could have traveled the world for a couple of years. But you have chosen sleepless nights, Lego in the living room, parent-teacher conferences and puberty instead. From now on you will be parents - and we think you took the right decision!
Congratulations on your new family addition. Hitting the bottle is about to take on a whole new meaning!
Congratulations on your newest tax deduction!
Congrats! Your baby is so much cuter than other babies!
Having a baby will make you so grateful for everything, like the fact that your cells didn't multiply and create twins.
Eat. Sleep. Poo. Repeat. The baby obviously, not you. You will never sleep...
Funny baby card messages if you are a mother/parents yourself:
Motherhood / parenthood is a wonderful, rewarding, messy, noisy and sometimes crazy experience... Every day will be a new adventure, enjoy the ride - it's all worth it!
Don't worry. It gets easier after the first 18 years.
Funny Baby Shower Card Messages
Soon it will be: Goodbye tummy - hello mummy! Until then all the best and wishing you a safe and healthy delivery for both you and baby.
Sleep all you can before baby comes. In fact, do not get up for anything short of labor!
Your hearts are certainly filled with gratitude and your belly is filled with baby.
Can't wait for your bun to be done!
Sorry, we're all drinking without you. Have a happy baby shower!
24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother that's the only shift they offer!
Since you can't drink right now, I'll raise two glasses to you and your soon to arrive new bundle of joy!
Remember this happy day forever! For a long time, this is one of the last showers you'll get to enjoy in peace...
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Girl
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Hurrah, it's a girl" or "Congratulations on your new baby girl". But these are especially cute for newborn girls:
From now on follow this bedtime routine: read her a story, tuck her in tight, say a sweet prayer and kiss her goodnight... And then start all over again...
May your little newborn girl play with fairies, grow angel wings, braid the hair of a mermaid, fly to the moon and ride a unicorn.
Congratulations on your little baby girl. While her fingers may be small, she's probably already got everybody wrapped around them!
Funny Baby Card Messages For Baby Boy
Any of the above messages will qualify if you just add "Congratulations on your new baby boy" or "It's a boy". However, these are suitable for boys only:
You've got male!
A brand new baby boy to fill your hearts with love and joy!
Don't worry about the difficulty of raising a baby boy. It's just as easy as running a marathon, doing your taxes and wrestling an octopus at the same time... every day!
A giggle, a toy, hello to a cute little baby boy!
For help on how to start and end your card and what to write on the envelope, check out my new baby congratulations cards page.
Simple Wishes
Wishing you all the best as you become parents!
Congratulations on this special time in your lives.
So excited for your new little one to arrive!
Congratulations on your little bundle of joy!
Congratulations on your baby!
Funny Wishes
Best of luck on surviving parenthood!
Welcome to the world of poopy diapers and sleepless nights.
Congratulations on adding a tiny new boss to your family.
Hello baby! Goodbye sleep!
Quotes to Use
“A baby is a blessing. A gift from heaven above, a precious little angel to cherish and love.”
“Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body.” – Elizabeth Stone
Baby Boy Wishes
Wishing you lots of love and cuddles with your little boy.
Wishing your family lots of joy as you welcome the newest member of your family, a sweet baby boy.
Baby Girl Wishes
Sending our heartfelt congratulations as you become parents to a beautiful little girl.
May she bring you lots of love and laughter! Congrats on your new little girl!
Sugar and spice and everything nice- that’s what your new baby girl will be made of! Congrats on the arrival of your sweet baby girl.
I’m tickled pink for you! Congrats on your new precious baby!
Cute Wishes
May the stars align and your little one have a smooth journey into this world!
Sending you lots of love and cuddles as you prepare for your new bundle of joy.
Wishing your family all the joy in the world with your newest family member.
Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart. Congratulations on your new baby!
Heartfelt Wishes
What a wonderful blessing for you both!
May your little one bring you an abundance of joy.
Abundant blessings to you and your growing family!
Best wishes to you and your new baby!
Religious Wishes
God bless your little one with a lifetime of joy and love.
May your family grow in faith and togetherness as you welcome this special little one.
Wishing you lots of blessings as you embark on the journey of parenting.
Twins and Multiples
Congratulations on becoming twice as blessed.
Wishing you extra strength, love, and joy as you become parents to two little ones.
Sending our warm wishes for a lifetime of love and happiness with your adorable twins/triplets.
Double the love, double the joy – Congratulations on your new family of four!
Having twins is double the trouble, but it’s also double the fun!
Adoption
Celebrating the beautiful addition to your family.
Welcome to your new little one! Wishing you a lifetime of joy, love and happiness.
Congratulation on the special journey you’re embarking on together as a family.
Second and Third Babies
Wishing you lots of joy and love as your family grows with a new addition.
Congratulations on the newest member of your family! May your little one bring lots of happiness to you all.
Sending our love and wishes for a lifetime of joy for your growing family!
Signing the Card
Once you have your card filled out, it’s time to sign the baby shower card!
It’s best to sign off with your name, followed by your wishes for the parents-to-be.
Here are some examples:
With love and joy,
Wishing you all the best,
Sending hugs and blessings,
Best wishes,
Congratulations on your new baby!
Wishing you an easy delivery,
Hugs and kisses!
We can’t wait to meet your little one!
Congrats!
What to Avoid Writing in a Baby Shower Card
While you really can’t go wrong with you baby shower wishes, there are still a few things you might want to avoid writing.
Avoid being too personal and uncomfortable.
Don’t make jokes that could be misconstrued or offensive.
Stay away from cliches and generic phrases like “you’ll be the best parents!” or “can’t wait to see you!”.
Don’t write anything that might embarrass the expecting parents or their family. You never know if the baby shower card message will be read aloud at the baby shower
If you’re unsure of the gender of the baby, default to a generic phrase like “little one” or “little baby”
Lastly, while it may be tempting to give unsolicited parenting advice – refrain from doing so in a baby shower card.
Baby Shower Card Tips and Tricks
Now that we’ve covered all there is to baby shower card messages, here are our top tips and tricks to
Choose a card that best reflects the parents-to-be. If you know the theme of the baby shower,try to match the theme the best you can!
If you can’t be there in person, send the card a few days before the baby shower so it arrives on time.
Let your words come from the heart and make sure to express your excitement for their new arrival.
Don’t forget to sign off with your name!
Do you write a baby shower card to both parents?
We recommend writing the baby shower card message to whomever is listed on the baby shower invitation.
However, if you know both parents then you could include both on the baby shower card.
What should I write in a baby shower card to a coworker?
If you’re writing a card for a coworker, keep it professional yet personal.
Acknowledge the new chapter they are embarking on and wish them the best in parenting.
You could say “Congratulations on this exciting time! Wishing you all the joys of parenthood as you start this special journey together. ”
Final Thoughts
Sending a baby shower card is a wonderful way to congratulate the parents-to-be on the arrival of their little one.
Make sure to include thoughtful and meaningful messages that express your excitement for them as they embark on this new journey together.
Don’t forget to sign off with your name and best wishes!
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More congratulations specifically for Tired Parents
A child enters your home and for the next twenty years makes so much noise you can hardly stand it. The child departs, leaving the house so silent you think you are going mad.
Insomnia: A contagious disease often transmitted from babies to parents. Congratulations on becoming parents.
Tickle your newborn to see the cutest of wriggles. Make faces at your newborn to see the most adorable of all giggles. Such a delightful sight it will be when your baby learns to walk and jiggle. Congratulations to the new parents of a baby worthy of drools and snuggles.
By becoming parents you have officially entered life’s vicious loop – which is all about tantrums, cries, late night feeds and changing nappies after your baby takes a poop. Congratulations.
Life will keep changing, but there is one thing that will remain constant till the day you die – your love for your child. Congratulations on finding something so magical.
May your baby’s future be brighter than the sun’s radiant beam, may your little child fulfill all your dreams. Congratulations on your newborn!
You can use any of the above quotes to congratulate the new parents for their new baby. They will absolutely love these and will remember you for such a nice gesture. These are ideal new baby congratulation quotes to add to gifts, cards, or to send in messages in the early days to help encourage the new parents and let them know you love and support them.
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Some of those are sooooo sweet! I'd be all melty if I received those wishes!
The birth of a new baby is such a blessing for any family. This is such a great way to celebrate this milestone.
New babies are the most precious thing ever. You can quote me on that 😉
You got some great quotes here, I love the ‘this won't be the last' one… I'd love to have more grandchildren here one day. 😉
Oh how sweet. Love them all.
Such cute quotes – they made me want to have another baby so someone would say them to me – LOL!
I feel like there's been a dry spell on new babies here recently. We had a zillion all born in one year, and now I'm sitting around waiting for babies to snuggle. I'll share this & see if it encourages anyone!
After being up every 3 hours the past few nights with my 6 month old, some of these are not ringing true at the moment. but I am sure on a better nights sleep I would feel much more inclined to share good wishes with new parents!
Love the quote about insomnia. That is so true!
Have to admit, the insomnia quote is my favorite as well. Love a sense of humor when it comes to parenting.
Congratulations for Baby Boy: Now it is time for you to take ideas from these wishes and plan the best way to wish your near and dear new born baby boys. The birth of a child is always a very happy moment. It is the moment to pray for the baby for a prosperous life, it is the moment to wish congratulations to the proud parents who have given birth to the baby and it is the most perfect time to send wishes for the new born baby. If the child is a boy, then you must consider him to be the hero of the future; the one who will have the power to rule the world. So, to show your love to the new born child you must think of some awesome creative ideas. The best way to show your love and make the family where the child is born happy is to send some fantastic new baby boy wishes. These cute congratulation messages are perfect examples of what to say to the new parents who just welcomed their newborn baby boy
What to Write in a Newborn Baby Boy Card
Adorable Newborn Baby Boy Congratulation Messages
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What to Write in a Newborn Baby Boy Card
• There is nothing more beautiful than the birth of a child. Cheers to a loving mommy, eager daddy and the prettiest baby boy in the whole world!
• Congratulation for the birth of your son. May your heart swell with joy every time he smiles at you or reaches for your finger with his beautiful tiny hand!
• You’ve got future filled with many surprises. Part of it is because of the bundle of joy that you are holding close to your heart.
• Sending loads of wishes to the little prince born among us and that has made us all overjoyed.
• If the sun shines for a thousand years, it could never outshine the warmth and ecstatic joy I feel as I congratulate you for the birth of your son.
• The arrival of your new baby is the just the start of many good things. I would make a list for you, but part of the fun is discovering the little surprises that baby boy has in store for you.
• I hereby congratulate the proud parents of the new born prince and hope the best future for him.
• Congratulations for the newest member of your family! I hope this boy brings you more joy than you have ever imagine. Can’t wait to pinch its cute little baby cheeks when I see it! Congratulations!
• As you watch your newborn son resting in your lap, may joy, peace, happiness and tranquility be your constant companion. Congratulation, may your family be blessed!
• I can only imagine the happiness you must be feeling right now! I’m pretty sure, knowing you both, that you will be great parents, and that when that baby smiles, that moment will be the pinnacle of your day. Congratulations!
• Nine months have whizzed by, and today, you welcome a prince into your life and home. I share in your joy, and wish you and your family joy and happiness as you celebrate this wonderful addition to your family.
• Poets talk of the joy of holding a newborn baby in your arms. I am sure the joy they talk of is nothing compared to the joy you are feeling as you hold your new baby boy in your arms. May this joy be an ever-present force in your life!
• I am certain that you already know what parenthood will mean for you two. So, I wish to congratulate you and to ask you a very simple question. Are you up for an adventure?
• Raising a boy is always a tough challenge. Amongst many other things, they can be quite noisy and troublesome, so forget your peace and quiet for a very long time. But, when you see your little boy grow on to become a strong and independent man, then all of your worries will be gone. Congratulations!
• Every story deserves a charming prince to save the day. So I am very happy to see yours got the prince it deserves. Congratulations!
• No matter how cold someone’s heart is, it can’t-do anything else than melt at the sight of your beautiful little man, I truly can’t wait to see him all grown up ready to conquer the world. Congratulations!
• After 9 really tough months, the time has finally come! Get ready for your beautiful house to be filled with ninjas, dinosaurs, and knights! But at least it’ll be living in a fantasy world, for your little magical boy. Congratulations!
• The challenges you will now face, are not only limited to the normal struggles of raising a child but as this little man grows, you will have to constantly run around chasing him, since little boys have a constant need of exploring what’s around them. But that’s a good thing! Since he will be ready to conquer the world from such a young age! Congratulations!
• I’d like to wish for this fine young boy you now have as a part of your family, to grow up and become the man of his dreams. May luck be on his side. Congratulations!
• I really want to ask you. How does it feel to have the future man of the year crying in your arms? Because with parents like you, he is definitely becoming someone great! Congratulations!
Adorable Newborn Baby Boy Congratulation Messages
• Let the God shower all His power upon the little baby boy so that he can make all his near and dear ones feel proud of him.
• New babies herald new beginnings. May you find love, happiness and lots of laughter as you step into this next stage of your life. Kisses for your new baby boy.
• Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby boy! May your son fill your life with joy and love!
• Congratulations on the angel added to your family! That’s going to be one lucky boy.
• Goodbye tummy. Hello yummy mommy! Hello Baby Boy. Looking forward to our first playdate.
• It time to rejoice and get mad with happiness as the hero of the future was born today.
• So happy for you two! Congratulations on the arrival of your new baby boy!
• If joy and happiness were commodities, I would send you "ferry loads" as you celebrate the birth of your son. I wish you well and hope that every time you listen to his laughter, your family’s happiness will multiply tenfold.
• A newborn son is like the sun after a long period of rain: a sign of a new chapter. I take this chance to wish you good tidings as you embark on this new and exciting chapter of your life.
• Congratulation on your little bundle of joy! Now that your precious son is born, you need to brush up on stories about little monsters and super heroes.
• I pray to the Almighty to shower all the blessings upon the little prince born in this world.
• Prayers and good wishes for you and your family on the birth of your baby boy.
• Hope this day will be memorable to all the ones who are waiting for the little prince to grow up quickly and have a tremendous future.
• Sending oceans of love for the new born baby boy who is the little hero.
• Wish the best of the best future for the new born baby boy.
• Sending tons of love to the little prince and congratulations to the new parents.
• I wish this little new born baby boy to have wonderful dreams and may the Almighty always be with him to fulfill his dreams on the walk of his life.
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