Valentineās Day Quotes Funny
Kim and Kanye might be done, but this coupleās still going strong!
Thanks for being my emergency contact.
Love you even more than this pizza.
Netflix and chill, right back to where we started.
āIād love you even if you were so ugly that everyone died.ā
I love you like Elon Musk loves Elon Musk.
You are the boba to my tea.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Friends
I donāt have a valentine. I have five.
Dinner for two is nice, but what about dinner with the whole squad?
Galentineās Day? Oh, itās only the best day of the year!
āYou are a dangerous collection of all my favorite things.ā ā Nikita Gill
Galentineās brunch with the gals and the pals! Might rob a bank together later, idk.
āLove is friendship that has caught on fire.ā āAnn Landers
Love is sweet, but friendship is sweeter.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Him
Lucky Iām in love with my best friend~
Love is in the air.
Itās cold outside, but itās warm right here.
Thereās no one Iād rather spend Valentineās Day at home with.
Heās my favorite dork.
The Chuck to my Blair.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Her
āLet me love you like a woman.ā ā Lana Del Rey
Thereās no love like a woman.
First Valentineās Day together, on our way to rent the U-Haul.
Sheās still the one!
Itās a perfect day to spoil the prettiest girl in the room.
Love is when a person feels like home.
Valentineās Day Quotes For Husband
I only have heart eyes for you.
āYouāre the Jim to my Pam.ā
Youāre the only person I send the heart eyes emoji to.
Arenāt you so lucky to have me?
Life is better when we do it together.
āWhatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same.ā āWuthering Heights
Valentineās Day Quotes For Wife
Four years and counting, still crushing on you as much as on day one.
I hate people, but I never seem to hate you. Thatās love, right?
Can you tell I married up?
Nah, I love YOU more.
āHome is wherever Iām with you.ā āEdward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros
As you wish.
Valentineās Day Quotes For Couples
Couples that laugh together, last together.
So happy we both swiped right.
Thanks for being my person.
āI love you and I like you.ā ā Parks and Recreation
āI would rather share one lifetime with you than face all the ages of this world alone.ā ā J.R.R. Tolkien
Valentineās Day Captions for Babies
I used to think my husband would be my valentine for the rest of my life. Little did I know Iād get so lucky to have two.
Valentineās Day looks a little different since you came along, but I wouldnāt change a thing.
I love you, kiddo ā and not just because youāve given me a permanent excuse to cancel plans.
āI swear I couldnāt love you more than I do right now, and yet I know I will tomorrow.ā āLeo Christopher
Valentineās Day Quotes for Singles
Iām my valentine.
Who needs a valentine when I have me?
All ready for a romantic night out with the best of company ā me.
Taking applications for next year. For now, Iām all booked up with me.
Me, I have something to tell you. I love you.
To the one person who has been there for me through thick and thin. The one who loves me unconditionally. Happy Valentineās Day to me!
Happy Valentineās Day to myself! I love you.
Captions For Dogs
Thereās no valentine like a furry valentine.
This pupper gives me all the Valentineās kisses I need.
Thereās no love quite like the love of a dog.
Roses are red, violets are blue. My Valentineās date? Way cuter than you!
Dogs need treats today too.
Accepting Valentineās love in the form of pup snuggles.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Mom
Thereās no love better than a mamaās love.
Nothing but love for my mama!
My first Valentine, my forever Valentine!
Sending big heart-eyes to this mama.
The biggest love ever for the best Mom ever.
Valentineās Day Quotes For Dad
Happy Valentineās, dad. If I donāt have a date next year, take it up with him!
Now addressing all applications for next Valentineās day. Please submit via Dad.
Heās the best man I know.
No guy Iād rather be hanging out with.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Son
You may hold my hand for a while, but you hold my heart forever.
We go together like dino nuggets and ranch dip.
Iām just a mom, standing in front of a son, asking him to pick up his socks.
Nowhere Iād rather be than making Valentineās cards with this little guy.
Valentineās Day Quotes for Daughter
āWhere there is love, there is life.ā
Itās easy to love a daughter like you.
āYour hand fits in mine like itās made just for me.ā āOne Direction, āLittle Thingsā
I love you, and I told you so!
Grape juice for her, rosĆ© for me. Couldnāt imagine a better Valentineās Day buddy than her.
Valentineās Day Quotes For Grandson
Happy Valentineās Day to my rough-and-tumble, scrappy, spunky grandson.
Heās the suavest kiddo ever.
You are my sunshine, my only sunshine.
Love you more than all the chocolate in the whole world.
Happy Valentineās Day to the kiddo who makes me prouder than I could ever imagine.
Valentineās Day Quotes For Grandaughter
As I grew older I thought the best part of my life was over. Then I met my granddaughter, and I knew it had just begun.
I love you more than I can say.
Sweet treats for my sweet grandkiddos!
Sheās sweeter than candy.
To a fun-filled day full of sweet treats for the sweetest kid around.
Valentineās Day Messages For Teachers
By expanding my mind, you made your way into my heart.
Happy Valentineās Day to all the teachers out there. Thereās no end to the love you deserve.
āA good teacher is like a candle ā it consumes itself to light the way for others.ā āMustafa Kemal AtatĆ¼rk
āStudents donāt care how much you know until they know how much you care.ā āJohn C. Maxwell
Pass along your valentines, and donāt forget one for the teacher!
Valentineās Day Messages For Your Coworkers, Small Business, or Company
Our team puts love into everything they do.
We finish every order with love!
Every package sealed with a kiss. XO
Nothing but love for our clients and community members, today and every day.
Send yourself some love today!
Happy Valentineās Day to my work spouse. Thanks for reminding me to take my Tupperware home every day, honey.
Our teamās like a family, and thereās no better valentine than family!
Whatās your favorite way to celebrate Valentineās Day? Ours is to find new ways to send our clients love.
Valentineās Day Gift Messages
Treat yourself!
Roses and rosƩ. What more do you need?
Love (and the smell of these roses) is in the air.
Love the wine youāre with.
Love lasts even longer than flowers.
Being with you is the greatest gift of all.
Smitten by this gift and by you.
āEvery gift from a friend is a wish for your happiness.ā āRichard Bach
For moi??
A bouquet for my bae.
When your love language is giving gifts.
Loveās the only gift I need, but this aināt bad either!
Valentineās Day Food Puns
My butter half.
Bowl mate.
Letās mac out.
Wanna canoodle?
I want someone to look at me, the way I look at [insert food].
Who needs a date when you have the perfect dessert?
Falling in love with this chocolate mousse.
Lost my date on the way down the dessert menu.
Waiting for 50%-off candy tomorrow likeā¦
A little sour, a little sweet ā like all good loves.
āAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesnāt hurt.ā āCharles Schulz
Iāll demolish these chocolates in about ten minutes, but love lasts forever.
A date is great, but dessert will never desert you!
Non-cheesy Valentineās Day Messages
āYouāre my person.ā
I love you to the moon and back.
āWhat is done in love, is done well.ā ā Vincent Van Gogh
āI find I miss you in the tiniest moments, between the seconds.ā ā Tyler Knott Gregson
āThere is my heart, and then there is you, and Iām not sure there is a difference.ā ā A.R. Asher
āI still havenāt figured out how to sit across from you, and not be madly in love with everything you do.ā ā William C. Hannan
Captions for Outfits on Valentineās Day
Iām falling in love with myself in this dress.
This fitās got me falling.
El colĆ³r de amor.
Might steal your heart in this fit.
Itās gonna be hard to run from Cupid in these shoes! But itās a risk Iām willing to take.
Is it possible for a pair of shoes to be your soulmate?
Diamonds for my diamond.
Diamonds are a girlās best friend.
Friend
Here are some general Valentine's Day messages for a friend.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day, my dear friend! Enjoy candy hearts and chocolates.
ā¢ They love each other, we love each other. Valentine is a day for love, so Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!
ā¢ Sending all the love in the world to my friend whose heart is already full of love.
ā¢ Fruits have their seasons, but friends like you are around at every season. Happy Valentine, my favorite fruit!
ā¢ Thanks for being my support every time I don't get it right. Now, enjoy February 14.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day to my wonderful friend who makes my life wonderful.
ā¢ Valentine is a day for love, and we, my friend, have never-ending love. Thanks for being that cool person.
ā¢ Sending the warmest Valentine's Day wishes to my lovely friend who deserves the best.
ā¢ My friend, you added a new color to my life, so I hope this Valentine makes your life colorful.
ā¢ Valentine's day wouldnāt be complete without me telling you that I love you so much, my amazing friend.
ā¢ It's one more Valentine to share with an awesome friend.
ā¢ This's a great opportunity to tell you that my life is blessed by the purity of your friendship. Happy Valentineās Day!
ā¢ Happy Valentines, mate! You have truly shown me how special love can be from a good and genuine friend. May it always be like this.
ā¢ Itās a lovely day to celebrate love with my lovely friend, Happy Valentines!
ā¢ May this Valentine be filled with candy hearts and you always be mine. Have a wonderful day, my cool friend.
ā¢ Happy Valentineās Day to a friend who makes the day goofier when [he/she] is around. I love you and never want to lose you.
ā¢ May you attain all your Valentine goals this day, my friend; love is everywhere, you just have to find it. Enjoy the day.
Best Friend
Wish your best friend the best Valentine by these sweet and heartfelt messages.
ā¢ In the world of love, you're my best friend. In the world of friends, you're my #1 person.
ā¢ Sending the best Valentine greetings to the best friend in the history.
ā¢ This Valentineās Day, I Thank you for your loyalty, eternal love and care, my best friend.
ā¢ Valentine reminds me of the time we spend together; you're a perfect best friend.
ā¢ People say nothing lasts forever, but our friendship will last forever twice. Happy Valentineās Day, bestie!
ā¢ Wishing my best friend to enjoy Valentine's Day with [his/her] better half. Love you.
ā¢ My bestie, you made my life as adventurous as I've ever wanted; thank you for that and Happy Valentine!
ā¢ Happy Valentines! You are loved, you are respected, you are admired by your best friend. May you have a love-filled day.
Group
Here are some ways to say Happy Valentine's Day to a group of friends.
ā¢ My friends list, you stay in my heart today and every day.
ā¢ Happy Valentineās Day, my friends; I hope we'll all celebrate it in a grand style with our loved ones.
ā¢ If Valentine's Day isn't for friendship, so why do I love you so much?
ā¢ Pure friendship remains forever. Happy Valentineās Day, my lovely and loyal friends.
ā¢ [Boyfriends/Girlfriends] bring love, but friends bring fun, and life is nothing without fun. Happy Valentine's Day to my great friends!
ā¢ It's all joy when my friends become my valentines. I don't ask for more. Happy Valentineās Day, dear friends!
ā¢ Valentine is not only for lovers, but also for friends; I really love and appreciate all my friends. Happy Valentineās Day to you, guys. Have fun.
ā¢ I'm celebrating Valentine's Day with my family, and I hope everyone of my friends is doing the same. Best wishes.
Funny
This's a list of funny Valentine messages for friends.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day to my friend who is cuter than any teddy bear.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day to the [girl/guy] who is the crush of all [boys/girls].
ā¢ [Single] Hello, I know you will celebrate Valentine with your family. As no lover yet, let's cry together.
Male Friend
Send your male friend a creative Valentine message to put a smile on his face.
ā¢ Some men forget their friends when they find the girlfriend, guess what! You're NOT one of them. Happy Valentine's Day, my dear friend!
ā¢ Valentine's Day is all about romantic people, so maybe it's not suitable for such a tough guy. However, wishing you a happy Valentine.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day, Bro! Thanks for keeping our friendship true.
ā¢ Sending you this Valentineās card to wish you a cool Valentine with your wife.
ā¢ You are a great guy and Iām sure you will make your girl very happy, I wish you both a lovely Valentine.
Female Friend
Here are some Valentine greetings for a female friend.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day to the world's second cutest girl ā my sweet friend.
ā¢ You're the type of friend to keep forever, because you are a humble lovely girl. Happy Valentineās Day, darling!
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day to my sister from another mister.
ā¢ Happy Valentineās Day, my beautiful friend! You caught my attention with the littlest of things, and now you caught my heart with your good deeds.
Single
The following messages are for a single friend on Valentine.
ā¢ I may not have a life partner, but I have a partner in crime. Happy Valentine's Day, my friend!
ā¢ A single box of chocolates to my single friend to remind [him/her] that being single brings better gifts.
ā¢ Wishing my sweet friend a sweetheart on this sweet day.
ā¢ Happy Valentines to my own Valentine ā¦ yet!
ā¢ I'm single and so are you; let's wish each other a happy Valentine's Day. Couples are not better than us.
ā¢ I hope my single friend won't waste Valentine on sobs.
New Friend
ā¢ That's an unexpected card for a [man/woman] whose friendship was unexpected. Happy Valentine's Day, Dear!
ā¢ May this Valentine greeting be the beginning of a never-ending friendship. Enjoy it.
ā¢ Happy Valentine's Day, my friend; may this day remind us of the first time we met and decided to be weird together.
ā¢ Maybe we are new friends, but I'm sure it will last forever. Happy Valentine's Day!
The Meaningful way to celebrate Valentine is to express love to everyone around us especially our close friends. Put the essence of love into friendship and make the most of it. Maybe you see it weird, but the point is the sweet word you say and its effect on your friend, especially your single friend. Valentine's Day wishes for friends strengthen your relationship, so we collected these beautiful and funny messages to help you find the perfect way to say Happy Valentine's Day.
Cute Valentines messages for friends
For some sweet messages to make good friends feel loved on Valentine's Day, try adapting or using one of the quotes below:
To you, my gorgeous, wonderful, beautiful friend on Valentineās Day. Youāre an absolute catch and I feel lucky to be able to celebrate with you before someone comes in and sweeps you away for good!
Hey buddy, I just wanted to wish you a happy Valentineās day! I know it might not be the romantic card you were hoping for but remember that I love you loads!
Thereās no one else Iād rather spend my Valentineās Day with than you! My best friend and partner in crime.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Who needs a man
When there's a me and a you?!
Hey cutie! Hope you have a fab Valentineās Day this year. Buy yourself some chocolates and treat yourself to something nice! Loads of love
Funny Happy Valentines Messages for Friends
Need a little more banter in your friendships? How about one of these funny Valentine's Day wishes for your pals?
Who needs romance?! We can buy our own wine, chocolates and flowers and watch movies til midnight together, and you know weāre gonna do it in sweatpants with no makeupā¦ I donāt know about you, but it sounds like my perfect Valentineās!
Youāre unpredictable, a crazy dancer, you donāt care what people think of you and you laugh like a hyena. I canāt think of anyone else Iād rather have as my Valentine! Happy V Day my lovely!
I have a very serious question to ask you and I want you to think very seriously about the answer you give because it could crush my hopes and dreamsā¦ will youā¦ do me the honor ofā¦ being my Galentine???
I know that one day you dream of becoming Mrs Tom Hiddleston, and Iām totally there for that, with bells on, cheering you on, maid of honor at the wedding (especially if you can introduce me to his close friend, Chris Hemsworth). But until that day, you can be my Valentine. Love you babe!
So youāre single, Iām single, letās mingle? Who cares about boys this year, weāre gonna go out, get drunk, and party like itās 2022 š
Quotes to Send Your Friends on Valentines Day
Sometimes, other people just manage to sum up your exact feelings into beautiful words. And honestly, why would we NOT make use of that? These quotes by famous people of the past could just have the perfect message to send to your friends.
It's not that diamonds are a girl's best friend, but it's your best friends who are your diamonds. ā Gina Barreca
And those who only know the non-platonic love have no need to talk of tragedy. In such love there can be no sort of tragedy. ā Leo Tolstoy
Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart. ā Eleanor Roosevelt
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked." ā Bernard Meltzer
Rare as is true love, true friendship is rarer. ā Jean de la Fontaine
The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple? ā Eugene Kennedy
If you live to be a hundred, I hope I live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live without you. ā Winnie the Pooh
Valentineās Messages for Wanting to Be More Than Friends
Soā¦ you're trying to find an exit from the Friendzone? Or you're just wanting to take that first step? The two messages below are an extra to help you turn your friendship into a relationship.
Hey you! Happy Valentineās Day! I know weāve been friends for a while now but Iāve been thinking about it and feel like now is the perfect time to let you know how much I care about you. I think youāre amazing and wondered if youād mind me asking you out some time?
Happy Valentineās Day! You have been brightening my days for a long while now and I figured today was the right time to tell you that I was hoping we could be more than friends? You make me smile every day and I want to do the same for you. Let me know what you think.
Time for love
So there we go, a list of Valentineās messages and quotes to send to a friend, whatever kind of relationship you have and however youāre hoping it will pan out in the future. Hopefully you found something useful that will make the recipient smile with the thought that you made the effort to send them something sweet.
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