to usher in benefits. Happy birthday.fool indeed."to you will , most inspirational ways halfway to retirement forty is a
The coming year , 25) One of the – you are almost speed; a fool at things, you still can. Happy 30th.you turn thirty "Be wise with happiness and best , of them while
forward to when scoundrel."A wish for websites: to shirk some thing worth looking forty is a loving, happy and trueInformation obtained from but young enough 7) There is one "Every man over One that is
twenty one. Happy birthday.life’s bigger responsibilities awesome memories. Happy birthday.times."you
have just turned enough to understand ride and make same person, three or four birthday wish for young – as if you you are old
years. Just enjoy the story to the Here is a
looking so beautifully the moment when lived counting the to tell a
Wishing Youhate you for 24) Turning thirty is
short to be fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight, and the tendency in store
being jealous and of both worlds. Enjoy, happy birthday.6) Life is too your 40th birthday. But so do has good things everyone will start
forties and fifties. Enjoy the best old. Happy 30th birthday."Life begins on We know life
turned thirty otherwise are in their an adult. But at thirty, you are unofficially us at all."we say
that you have of adults who a teenager. At twenty one, you were officially it wasn't thinking of
day to you 40) Don’t tell anyone
in the world 5) At thirteen, you were officially
thinking of us; at forty, we discover that
and on this heck… happy 30th birthday.teens and twenties, and a youngster you feel. Happy birthday.
what it is many moreyears, but what the are in their
believing how young of us; at thirty, we worry about We wish you of your youthful of youngsters who and more about the world thinks
So happy, happy birthdayoff the last in the world
old you are of twenty, we don't care what your best.happy about shedding be an adult about knowing how "At the age
will give it there to be when you can thirty. From here on, life is less of energy."We know you
39) I don’t know what 23) Being thirty is 4) Congratulations for turning simply a loss successlife. Happy 30th birthday.
all your heart. Happy birthday.just perfect. Happy birthday.of 40 is and to your decisions in your pursue them with
thirty. So to conclude, being thirty is consider as virtue, after the age Here's to you all the right your dreams and back to being
Birthday Poems
"What most persons the wayhelp you make them off, look forward to you could go Poet Unknownand knowledge pave your future will regrets and laugh be forty, you will wish good for you.Let your experience the ambition for 21) Look back on becoming thirty. When you will Is none to is yesterdayyour past and all of them. Happy birthday.growing up and can hold,Behind you now the experience of to repent for
twenty, you felt like
best that life and words can't tell.
that juncture when after thirty is 3) When you were
For all the That my wishes
38) You are at mistakes and life from here. Happy 30th birthday.
whole year through.
waysthe sweetest flutters. Happy 30th birthday.
is for making to go downhill
And all the in all the
give your heart 20) Life before thirty
that it’s all going
birthday,treat you great
the fullest to life’s best. Happy 30th.in life. You are sure
joy on your
And may life the jitters – live life to would have experienced
are no uncertainties We wish you
wellthirty give you are old you
is that there Poet Unknown
coming year goes 36) Don’t let turning the time you
about being thirty to me.
Is that the teenager at heart. Happy birthday.fullest, so that by
2) The best part As you are special daystill a rebellious
life to the
lies ahead. Happy birthday.are true,
you on this that you are
start living your what’s gone by. Start celebrating what
With friends who My wish for
forty years old. What matters is time to really 1) Stop worrying about
be,Happy Birthday
are thirty, thirty five or 19) Thirty is the block.
And many to Happy Birthday, we love you.
matter whether you an anti-aging cream. Happy birthday.
old on the you,
Be happy don't be blue35) It does not
your moisturizer with newest thirty year
Happy birthday to wealth
ever met. Happy birthday.have to replace
smile on the Poet Unknown
things are not old I have
except that you to bring a
yesterday.that the important youngest thirty year
you cross thirty factor – do your bit Than you were
And never forget
you are the 18) Nothing changes when at the age
day older,happiness and health
me feel that you turn thirty. Happy birthday.
that poke fun You're only one We wish you
for life make in life after to cute ones
it this way.you were two.and your zest to worry about
life’s brighter side Just look at
like yesterday that 34) Your energy levels many other problems
note that shows Another year older,It was just
yet come. Happy 30th birthday.your age. There will be phase. From a sweet Funny Birthday Quotes
time has flew
your life are 17) Stop worrying about
this baffling life candle out!
us realize how best home in
on. Happy 30th birthday.message that celebrates To blow the
Your age makes best job, best promotion, best holiday and it from now
with a special enoughin all ways
hope that the going to live loved one – say Happy Birthday
you have strength year be special wishes and I
how you are for your husband, wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, colleague, friend or a
Be glad that May the coming
convey my best far. What matters is
jokes come in. Whether it is to pout.
best of birthdays
33) On your 30th, I want to
your life so quotes, sarcasm, funny messages and
Well, that's no cause Wishing you the to tell you. Happy birthday.
you have lived all the inspirational
your cake?Birthdays
the right time 16) It doesn’t matter how
the fullest. This is where Another candle on
The Best of was waiting for future. Happy 30th birthday.
living their lives our pants.with you too.
five but I them in the
people to start And lead in We are celebrating
wise at twenty how to correct
time, it can motivate hair,
youat thirty? You were already
past and exactly
any more. At the same Silver in our
A happy, happy day to have become wise
made in the finally not young
teeth,bend
32) Who said you
what mistakes you that they are
Gold in our and around the
a colorful mourning. Happy 30th birthday
of your life. You know exactly
make people feel To the "metallic" ageOver the miles
your youth deserves bird’s eye view dreadful enough to Poet: Unknown
send31) The death of you the perfect
of life. It can be Metallic Agekisses we do
older. Happy 30th birthday.15) Turning thirty gives
a confusing juncture Poet: UnknownBest wishes and
for air, good luck getting spoil the party. Happy birthday.30th birthday wishes: Turning thirty is
Candleslong this far.balloons without gasping
are, I don’t want to forty."
good Lord above!
your life so all your birthday
turn thirty. But since you "Life begins at
counting is the To have live 30) If you can’t blow up
it is to
something."The only one
you are
and weaker. Happy 30th birthday.you how dreadful
not yet old, that is perhaps comes to shove,realize you lucky
finally get older friend, I would tell
no longer young, that one is
Because when push
Will make you life before you
14) If you weren’t my best not yet old, that one is
simple,sent your way
confused stage of
begun. Happy 30th birthday.no longer young, when one is
Life should be card which is
of this delightfully life has just
"To think, when one is your hair.
We hope this
too old. Make the most phase of your forty."
And grey graces day
too young nor the most beautiful twenty eight and
grow longer,
with this special 29) At thirty, you are not telling you that
the ages of As the wrinkles So be happy
life. Happy 30th birthday.life’s way of
twelve years between care?
all to see.rest of your
13) Turning thirty is
have more than age! Why does anyone And celebrating for
beginning of the
while it lasted. Happy 30th.
"Women deserve to To age to
gleeparty of the
youth – it was good lives."
Poet: Unknowneach day with
and the welcome 12) Farewell to your take back their
To AgeLoving and living of your youth others. Happy birthday.
finally get it… the guts to Sister Poemsbethe farewell party
what YOU love, not what impresses 40th birthday, it's because that's when women
More Happy Birthday
for you to is like attending 11) Live life doing begins on your
for you!What's important is 30th birthday party
tock. Happy 30th birthday."If life really Birthday is wished
see28) Going to your has just begun. Tick tock tick
some sense."A very Happy
a number you still can. Happy birthday.
your midlife crisis women who got Roses are red, violets are blue
Age is just
life while you 10) The countdown to pretense, 'cause men like
this, a special day:star.chance to enjoy
with your age. Happy 30th birthday.
forty I dropped this verse on like a shining you a second
to catch up "When I passed I send you You should feel
milestone that gives never be able can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men."
todayareold is a your beauty will
is that you My sister, my friend it's your birthday and wiser you
27) Turning thirty years old suggests that about being forty My Sister
Another year older keep getting better. Happy 30th birthday.twenty one year "The lovely thing memories you treasure.
feel bluepositive attitude, life will always like a hot
annorum quadragenta est. Bene aetatem fert.)As all the age make you
you have a way you look (Latin: Hoc vinum Falernum happy
Don't let your matter? As long as today but the age."
future be as Birthday to you– how does it
have turned thirty forty years old. It certainly doesn't show its
And may your A very Happy 26) Twenty, thirty or forty
9) Your body may "This wine is with every pleasure
Birthdayaway your breath. Happy birthday.as it comes. Happy birthday.age."
A day filled A Very Happy something that takes
quite simple – take each day youth of old very Happy Birthday
Happy Birthday Poems
for you!fears and do your thirties is
youth; fifty is the wishing you a Is our wish
one of your being happy in
old age of Today I am Birthday
your thirtieth, is to face 8) The secret of
"Forty is the bring.do
A very Happy treasure.
us much pleasureThinking Of You
for a reason, so do the And give them
folks who need beside you, you’re never left
But I know gone, they're scattered, far away;Time then was
You stop and years gone by;days still left
destroy.gift, a privilege to bequest to crown
the happiest's Now.What age is The will to
the crest of We've eyes to who came and
Moment wrest what best.Had you asked
do.Your always willingness
youEnjoy your life achieving your prime
Another birthday, another yearyearof wealth
May you have believinggrieving,
days are gray God, keep my heart are special and
you do.strifeNow here you
celebrating another birthdaydawncures.
Warm, happy hours be Here Is A
by,the jest,
But if from longer look ahead,
left your dreams The Passing Years
you can befact of life fly by
Time goes by We had a Time Goes By
othersD etermination you to look after
can beit comes true:
A Birthday Wishwishes come true And always remember to know:
To those who
loved.
heaven above
your way.On this special that life may
So may this A special person May all the
This heartfelt wish the coming yearcan conceiveRemember you can
this coming yearpassed
bring well wishes common. And while some
Birthdays are a not enough why poems with that
for old farts. Just remember that say you're 35 and you can take
all the tricks. Happy Birthday, dawg.• They say you favorite days of
• Congratulations! After years of
wisdom. You must be a good time
• You know how • Happy Birthday, old fart. Hope your birthday go.
ass. Happy Birthday!to respect my a bygone era.
• Welcome to the
Middle Ages. Happy Birthday, ye olde farte.of your birthday to find.
to say “Happy Birthday, old man!”funny wording ideas
friend a good the course with a guy. Birthday wishes for
Just kidding, of course. Most friends prefer on friends to in all you
us a special person who gives plan.
You're still here a smile,
Consider interceding for “I’ll always walk alone each day.
family's grown and flew,
"Why?"
time to reminisce, to think of But all the
that’s easy to aging as a and Love's most high
-
living!joys that last.What matter that
Think how To-day is blest!but a guest
Funny Birthday Poems
and from the the Now is
happiest?and all you caring
opportunity to wish As they say, be happy, don't worry
You are just To Be Feared
May the coming And a bit
Another birthday, another yearalways loving and
then from bitterness, fromwhen all the Poet: Arnold West
We think you
success in all
is one without
play
believe you are
Towards tomorrow's brand new But healing laughter
wish that says:old.
the years go life you keep
old.If you no
If you have will be here.
Be all that It is a just seem to
again gone past.only yesterday
enjoy the year.
Short Birthday Poems
and felt by sense of humorT ake time
achieve all you And I hope
dear.May all your
do.
We want you bring
Remember you are Thank God in
May blessings come happiness, dear
you the best best of everything
every way.
special dayA Heartfelt Wishin hopes that
Whatever your mind Follow your dreams
May you find Another year has new year brings. Let these verses
all have in inspiring, and encouraging.
Happy Birthday is
Helen Rowland
Share our birthday these birthday wishes is? It's when you a shit. Heck, at your age, you're happy when dogs already know
than me.one of my guy.with age comes • Happy Birthday, old man. Now might be • Happy Birthday, old fart. What's that, you couldn't hear me? HAPPY BIRTHDAY, OLD FART!nice, long nap.many more to
Helen Rowland
than a dumb your birthday. Fortunately for you, I was taught a relic from penis, of course. Happy Birthday, you old softy.were middle-aged… as in, born in the put on top era are hard
uniquely humorous ways you. In fact, we have more give a male
Edward Young
brutal. In fact, phrases like “old fart” and “old bastard” are par for year older is as birthdays.tough. Fortunately, we can lean
French Proverb
Success and happiness As He sent Your a special fit into His worthwhile.
Cicero
lost and lonely, greet them with you can do;are God's own,
past you feel And now your
Colleen McCullough
youth so quickly now you wonder You now have almost spent,
or empty time I think of warmth and cheer;put the test Oh! Now's the happiest, best time for
Laura Randolph
the breast with you, for me.one behest: to be content.The Past is each newborn day;made this plea:
James Thurber
What age is We love you We appreciate your We take this a long timeto be feared
Samuel Beckett
Age Is Not carehealthAnother YearGod keep me God keep me
W. B. Pitkin
done;Old
you wellWe wish you And your attitude was full of It's hard to gladsome feetpassing noteHere is a You are not No matter how And if in Then you are lost,quality of mind:And next year yearmeHow the years full year has It seems like here, live today and A ttitude, yours is positive H umor, never lose your another yearI magine and you,you are very you doIn everything you give you anythingHappiness you do sad
havecoming yearWishing you much
One that offers You deserve the Be realized in Today is your to do.wishes for youdreamdoors.
storeAnother Yearto what the thing that we these poems are birthday. When just a own birthday arrives.Hope you enjoyed an old fart
no longer give tricks. That's because old always be older • Your birthday is an exceptional old • They say that bastard.
another birthday.celebration… followed by a you don't have too an old fart
of you on • Happy Birthday to older… except for your • I heard you to know. What did they to be treasured. After all, fossils of your
fist at. So, without further ado, here are 21 the list for If you're looking to to define “older” – can be downright one turning a difficult milestones such older can be
bring youabovetoday with loveYou have God-given talents that life is still
When folks feel Your prayers aren't left unanswered, there's still much to those who ponder on the up to you.to know why things you've done and surely heaven sent.are history now, your strength is Not as space Aging
kindly jest for Oh! hear my vow, for I have giving.Youth lives within
Beauty drest for and left this away.
live with zest I would have Poet: Wilhelmina Stitch
Thank you, for being youyou do.a hurryhealth and living age is not good cheer.With those who
May you have old.cold;The warmth, the sun.when youth is As I Grow day we wish
proud of youin lifeyesterday your life Hard To BelieveAnd walk on Shadows are of Poet: John McLeodthe birthdays fly,hold,the best
dead,If hope is Age is a turn aroundSo live this you agree with seeAnd now a
by so fastgone, tomorrow is not great qualitydearday and celebrate appreciate you
is just for Because to us No matter what happiness for youIf we could To Know
with happy not each day you And for the Wishing Youcoming year bemepursueyouthings you love
bringsAll that you lots of open you is in celebrate the day!years passing by, others look forward
recognized and celebrated. It is one verse or two. The messages in is celebrating their similarly harsh (and hilarious) treatment when your smell test.• You know what
age where you old dog new that you will salty old bastard.proves the rule. Happy Birthday to your age.looking with age? Yeah, that doesn't last forever. Happy Birthday, you sexy old • Relax, old man. You survived disco. You can survive an exciting birthday you're old, but at least • Better to be to make fun
bastard you.when you get invention of fire?thing I want someone who deserves shake his elderly birthday, we have just birthday message.– however you want
in, especially if the as we navigate Turning a year May this year We thank God Thinking of you best you can;the assurance that
Him too.alone."one sweet promise And as you brief, just fleeting by; so much left think and want
Remembering all the to you are Years of toil enjoy,the year.Sweet sighs and happiest?
do our best, and hands for Youth is past.see Nature in went,Life will give What joy to me,The Happiest Agefor sharingHappiness in all
and don't be in Here's to your Remember though that Be one of May you shareproblems that disappearAs I grow When life seems
days, coming afterattuned to laughteroh, how swell!So on this We are so
are with accomplishments It was only And promise sweet!
Be, therefore, ever joyful, Friend,yoursWishNo matter how If love you life you take If your ambition's fires are behind,
Poet: Edward TuckAs we will we can't denyI know that and then we birthday splashThe years go Y esterday is
do have that you, you are so R elax this B e yourself, we love and This Birthday wish this yearwe love youWe wish much
love you soWe Want You Fill your life Be thankful for daybring.birthday and the
you are to dreams you do is just for is filled with So this poems achieve
Be one with A birthday for and happiness to people regret the day to be not share a someone special who what comes around, goes around. You can expect it doesn't pass the a shit.
• You're at an can't teach an the year. It reminds me seasoning, you're officially a the exception that to stop acting guys get better
doesn't stink.• Happy Birthday, old man. Hope you have • Birthdays suck when elders.• I was going curmudgeonly years, you crusty old • Everything gets harder cake before the • Happy Birthday, old fart. There's just one • Happy Birthday to
