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it's their first or their 50th. So if someone's wedding anniversary is coming up they've had. When a couple celebrates their anniversary, it doesn't matter whether special, you're at the correct place.The following are and you want to make it quotes that you can use to
send to your some of the greatest 50th anniversary share these kind words with the people you care spouse, family members, friends, and coworkers. Now is the perfect time to 1. "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength while about. Scroll down to read Oh Canvas‘s post.
50th Anniversary Quotes for Parents
2. Fifty golden years together filled with sharing, love, and trust. Congratulations!loving someone deeply gives you courage." – Lao-Tzu
is always renewing itself." – Blaise Pascal4. "An anniversary is
3. "Love has no age as it time. You can touch on both with
this quote. – Franz Schuberta celebration of time passed together, but in truth, your love transcends change, but not the essence.” – Vincent van Gogh6. Congratulations to my
5. “Love is something eternal—the aspect may your love is beautiful.
7. Blessings on 50 wonderful parents. May your love always be golden. The strength of day of celebrating 50 wonderful years.
8. “The heart that years of marriage, dear parents. Beloved parents, my sincerest wishes for a beautiful 10. "True love doesn’t come to you, it has to
be inside you." – Julia Robertsloves is always young.” – Greek Proverb
marriage into gold! Happy wedding anniversary!12. May every moment spent together to
11. It takes 50 years to turn and strength for
more than 50 years together. Happy Golden Anniversary!bring a smile to your faces 13. They call 50 years the Golden Anniversary; the two of
of what a marriage should be.14. Parents, you are the you shine and are great examples of wedded bliss.15. Over the past
50 years, your hearts have perfect pair. Congratulations on achieving 50 wonderful years teaching me about
love, Mom and Dad.16. To my loving sweetly bonded into one. Thank you for it means to love. Best wishes as
you celebrate your parents, you have shown the world what not divided into mere hours of a day but first 50 years.
17. "An anniversary is never stop being one." – Byron Pulsifer18. "Living together for measured in each moment when two patches, but also lots of beautiful memories. May this special
day and the fifty years often comes with rough love, joy, and happiness! Happy golden anniversary!" – Unknown19. "An anniversary happens to be a years to come be filled with 20. "Chains do not
hold a marriage together. It is threaded, hundreds of tiny celebration of the partnership, trust, love, and tolerance." – Angela Hopkins
years." – Simone Signoret21. The beat of love, The heat of threads, which sew people together through the been mastered completely
by you, my beautiful parents. Happy 50th wedding anniversary mum and love, And the feat of love Have 50 years. A lovely pair, An answer to prayer. Fifty years of marriage you’ve shared.dad!!
22. Blessings on celebrating us all. You have taught us that love must be taken
23. Mom and Dad, you both are an inspiration to we love you. Happy 50th Anniversary!24. "Looking at your marriage and seeing care of with respect, care, and forgiveness. This is to in heaven." – Tom Mark
25. "True love doesn’t happen right away; it’s an ever-growing process. It develops after your boundless love, I believe that marriages are made downs, when you’ve suffered together, cried together, laughed together." – Ricardo Montalban
26. Wishing you a happy 50th wedding you’ve gone through many ups and and feel loved
50th Anniversary Quotes for Wife
always.27. I hope the anniversary. Thank you for making me smile than the last 50 years. Happy 50th Anniversary.
28. "That we arrived upcoming years are happier and merrier as much to luck as to
love, and a talent at fifty years together is due 29. "I loved you since I found that you are for knowing, when we stumble, where to fall, and how to get up again."
not perfect, my love for you was even more." – Angelita Limabsolutely perfect. When I found that you are years ago. Darling, please let the love in our marriage continue 'til death does
30. "We took our marriage vows 50 I love you more with every year passes. I'm your lady us part. Happy anniversary!”
31. "On our anniversary, I'm reminded that between us.”32. “I saw that you were perfect, and so I and you're my man – nothing can come not perfect and
I loved you even more.” – Angelita Limloved you. Then I saw that you were the business of denying myself the simple pleasure of
33. “I’m in love with you, and I’m not in married. It's so great to find that one special person saying true things.” – John Green
34. “I love being rest of your life.” – Rita Rudner35. "It takes 50 you want to annoy for the this flame and never turn cold! Happy wedding anniversary!" – Unknown
50th anniversary quotes years to turn marriage into gold. Wish you maintain marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get
36. "By all means best friend as well as my lover, and I do philosopher." – Socrates
37. “You are my I enjoy the most. I treasure each side, just as I not know which side of you 38. “I loved you then, I love you still, I always have, I always will”have treasured our life together.” – Nicholas Sparks
anniversary. Thanks a ton for making me smile and feel
39. Wishing you a prosperous 50th wedding are destined to be each other’s forever, so may we get to spend loved always.
40. Happy golden jubilee, my loving hubby! You and I 41. Happy anniversary, dear. Sending you love and hugs on your anniversary. May the love another 50 years together!
relationship!42. Happy 50th anniversary to you, my darling! It was a keep growing the essence of our of my life
with a kind, humble and loving woman like you!great pleasure to spend 50 years the golden number of fifty hands in hand, just like we
43. Happy anniversary to you! Love, we have reached wedding day.44. Happy 50th wedding anniversary! Wishing you great had promised each other on our our golden anniversary. You’re my darling.
45. Congratulations to my sugar wife! I wish you health, joy, prosperity, success, and the best of luck on happiness today. Darling, I love you
for many years to come. May our marriage lots and lots of love and over the years, but the sparkle in your eyes is as bright remain perfect, fingers crossed!
50th Anniversary Quotes for Husband
46. We have changed even stronger.47. "I love you very much, and it is as ever, and my love for you is the bottom of
my heart." – John Green48. "Coming across the something that I am speaking from secret of a successful marriage. You know that
it is everything proper person happens to be the spend all the time with your partner." – Julia Childright in case you like to thing in the world and the most hidden, with no way
49. "Love is an open secret, the most obvious 50. "50 years ago two people got hooked, and today a to how it keeps its mystery." – Rumi
51. “Our wedding was many years ago. The celebration continues to this day.” – Gene Perretgolden recipe they have cooked! Happy wedding anniversary!" – Unknown
look back at the good times and a time
52. Our anniversary is a time to dreams together. Our anniversary is a time to look back at to look ahead to live our to look ahead to live our dreams together.the good times and a time want to play on.54. Thanks for being
53. You're the only team I ever us ever feels broken.
55. Happy anniversary to my handyman even when nothing between here's to many more years of
happiness to come.the love of my life and of Thrones episode without me by your side.
56. Thanks for never streaming a Game you over a room full of puppies.
57. Another year together and I'd still choose travel with.” – Charles Schulz59. Congratulations on a love story that
58. “In life, it's not where you go, it's who you counting!
60. "Today, on our anniversary, I want you to know how has stood the test of time—50 years and time and how
excited I am to keep doing much I’ve enjoyed annoying you all this was possible to love you any more than I it forever."
61. "I didn’t think it I do. Here’s to our love."62. "I love you did the day I married you, yet every day you pick what takeaway we order
tonight (I get to so much I might even let else I’d rather snuggle on the couch and be in choose the boxset though). There’s no one 50th anniversary quotes for husband63. "Sometimes I wonder bed by 10 pm with."
too. Call it even? I love you."how I put up with you, but then I I’ve stayed married to you for so many years. You make a
64. "There are lots of reasons why pizza and you laugh at my jokes. Here’s hoping it nice tea, you pay for Netflix, you buy me more and more each and every day. Except for last continues… Happy anniversary!"
65. "Husband, I love you 66. "I don’t know why more people aren’t jealous of you – you married the Tuesday. You were pretty annoying then. Happy anniversary!"
did OK with you too…"67. I must be most beautiful, funny person in the world. I guess I of love they write novels about. Thank you for
being the best lucky because I found the kind 68. I didn’t know you would become my life when I husband one can ask for!
and your faith and tenacity made me believe in met you for the first time. But you did than you know (name). Happy Wedding Anniversary.69. There are times love. I love you so much more found you sooner. We could have been a part
of each other’s milestones from when I wish I would have precious, and I am so glad I share this journey the start. What we have now is so 70. With you, every day is a huge gift. And the best thing about our with you. Happy Wedding Anniversary love.
carry its weight alone. Happy Wedding Anniversary love.relationship? We never enjoy this gift or love we have for each other we would not
71. True love conquers all, if it wasn’t for the to the most romantic man.72. They say true be celebrating this anniversary. Happy 50th anniversary is the color of peace and
tranquility, you loved me love is blue, but I say it is blue. Blue because that describe our journey together. Wish you a happy golden wedding and I found peace. No words can back all I can see is pure happiness. Life with you anniversary
73. When I look 74. You are such a wonderful person. I will never forget the moments has been beautiful. Happy 50th anniversary husband!
50 years. Happy 50th wedding anniversary!75. Our marriage anniversary we have shared for the past 76. “You know how much I love
you? Count all the means the world to me.
spring. Do you know how many days I want to leaves of a tree sprouting in see at night.” – Unknown 77. “Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with be with you? Count all the stars you can A Golden Wedding
Anniversary may be celebrated in a a car battery.” – Erma Bombeck
manner by using
one of these 50th anniversary quotesthat this is meaningful and loving these sentiments in a card or speech. Keep in mind
To commemorate the Golden Jubilee, you may include Wedding anniversaries remind couples of all the fantastic times an important milestone in a marriage, so be sure you mark it. Make your loved ones know how much you care about them with these guides from Oh Canvas.Funny 50th Birthday
Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like
Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
wine. Congratulations!Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon
Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!You're just 35
with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!You are halfway
to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.You're no longer
the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.Now that you're 50 you've probably got
more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!If you were
a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!Your 40's are behind
you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!If you can
blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.Happy birthday and
congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.Now that you
are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.Every single birthday
of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!It's just about
gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!I hope you
already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!Thanks for reminding
me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!You can't hide your
age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.Don’t ever bother
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.As you turn
50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!You are half
a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!As we grow
older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!The older you
get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!Now the rest
of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday. It is never
too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.Midlife crisis is
a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.Don’t worry about
getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!You’ve got half
a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.I would make
a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget
about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.Celebrating 50 is
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie WhiteBy fifty, you’ve figured out
that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.Turning 50 means
it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn50 years old
means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg TamblynFifty is a
powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.When I was
young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric SatieFifty is a
weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie WhiteI’m aiming by
the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy CopeAt 50, you’ve entered the
stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.Maybe it's true that
life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis DillerWho said there
were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie WhiteThe face you
have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy CrawfordYou’ve got four
sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.After fifty, one ceases to
digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now. – Henry GreenI’m 50, and the only
thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie WhiteThanks for reminding
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!You’ve been in
your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!Something special in
you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!I believe you’re here since
the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!A man never
gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday! I’m good with
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her
numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!I always get
my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!>>> Further reading:
Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. – East of Sweden
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeter
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie White
Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.