14 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions: 14 years have come and gone, filled with joy, laughter, and tears. Here are a few 14th-anniversary words of wisdom to share with your spouse. If a picture is worth a thousand words, this collection of quotes certainly delivers on the laughs. This is an amusing anniversary idea to keep your spouse smiling.
14 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes with Captions
• It's hard to believe that it's been 14 years since we got married. I've never talked to a better stranger.
• Dear marriage, we're coming up on our 14th anniversary and I think you're more beautiful than ever.
• We've been married for 14 years now and I still don't know what your thing is. Where are you from again? Can I use your toothbrush?
• 14 years ago today, I was 14.
• Happy anniversary To the best husband ever!! And it's our anniversary
• 14 years down and forever to go, my love.
• It takes two special people to make a marriage last. Fortunately, I married one of them!
• my dear husband you are the reason I look at my phone and smile,
• The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time.
• Marriage is not a word. It’s a sentence (a life sentence!).
• And suddenly you just know it's time to start something new and trust the magic of the beginnings.
• He’s the peanut butter to my jelly.
• 14 years ago today I married a cute man. ❤️
• 14 years ago today, we did it. Standing by my decision to marry you.
• It's been 14 years of endless sacrifices, love, arguments, and growth. We don't make it look like it is easy but that does not mean we will stop working on ourselves. Happy Anniversary!
• 14 years later and he still hasn't figured out how to put the toothpaste cap back on. 😜
• If you remember being in love 14 years ago, it was never loved.
• 14 year old us on the left, 28 year old us on the right. No filters required 😂😉
• Happy 14th Anniversary to the man who still puts up with me after all these years
• 14 years and I still get butterflies every time he/she walks in the room.
• “The best thing about our marriage is that you have made me become a better person by loving me for what I am and for what I am not.”
• An anniversary is a time to celebrate the joys of today, the memories of yesterday, and the hopes of tomorrow.
• Happy 14th birthday to me, myself, and I!
• Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.
• We have a 14-year history of loving each other through the good, the bad, and the ugly! Happy Anniversary!
• Congratulations, you have survived 14 years of marriage.
• For my 14th wedding anniversary, I decided to go big and get my wife a single rose. She was happy because it’s her favorite flower and I was happy because she left me alone all day.
• Happy Anniversary to the love of my life! I can’t wait for another 14 wonderful years of putting up with you. 😎
• 14 years ago, dinosaurs roamed the earth.
• No matter how hard I try, I can’t remember what I was doing 14 years ago.
• Happy Anniversary To The One I Still Fancy
• Happy 14th anniversary to the girl/guy that's too good for me 💕
• With you by my side, I never have to worry about finding a date.
• 14 years and still tickin' like a clock…sorta.
• You're my favorite person to be weird with.
• I love you every day, but I especially love you on days that end in Y.
• 14 years ago I made the best decision of my life by marrying you. Let's celebrate 14 years of marriage by making some more bad decisions tonight! Happy Anniversary!
• FOURTEEN years together, even though we still keep each other guessing. Happy Anniversary❤️
• 14 years since we started this adventure. Happy Anniversary to my amazing husband!
• 14 years of marriage and you still put up with me. Happy 14th anniversary!
• Some people get their 14th-anniversary presents and think "oh, nice". The rest of us are thinking "at least I don’t have to go through another wedding… again".
• 14 years ago, I gave you my heart. You've had it ever since. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 14th Anniversary! You're not divorced yet?
• Thirteen years of marriage and I still fall for you.
• All the other years were irrelevant. The true love began when we met each other in 2008
• An anniversary is a reminder as to why you love and put up with each other.
• 14 years and still I can't think of anyone else who I'd rather have as my partner in crime.
• That's enough internet for one day, I'm going to bed
• We've been together for 14 years. I'll have to say it's getting harder and harder to get the kids back into the house to restart our anniversary each time.
• I am so excited to reach this next milestone in our marriage… I can’t believe it has been 14 years since you said "no". Happy anniversary!
• Happy Anniversary to us! 14 years of being together and still counting. I don't remember what life was like before you, so I guess we'll never get a divorce.
• We’re spending our 14th anniversary exactly the same way we did on our first: arguing over who’s going to call 911. Happy Anniversary!
• 14 years ago, we met each other, and you still put up with me. That's something to be thankful for 🙌
• Happy 14th anniversary to us! I can't wait for another day without you – this is why we've created the perfect celebration for our love. We will both be traveling all the way around the world – and back again.
• Happy Anniversary to You … Happy Anniversary to you … Happy Anniversary Dear Wife … You’re not as old as you used to be … 😊🎂
• Happy 14th anniversary! I love you more than a taco 🌮 love lettuce 🥗.
• OMFGGGGG 14 years. I love you more than the bad days ahead of us, I’m grateful for the good days we’ve already had. *throws confetti*
• Happy 14th anniversary, babe. You continue to make my life magically delicious 🍀🍀
• The first 14 years we were together weren't so bad…
• I feel like a star in your eyes and it's all because of you, honey. Happy Anniversary, hubby!
• to the best 14 years together and looking forward to many more. Awwww!
• 14 years of marriage and 2 kids later, we still get annoyed by the same things about each other. Happy anniversary to us.
• I can't believe it's been 14 years since we've first met. You're still the most amazing man I've ever seen, except for the last time we made eye contact.
• 14 years ago today I had the bright idea to marry you.
• My husband and I have been married 14 years! He deserves a prize for putting up with me.
• 14 Years of marriage and I still love the way you make me cup noodles.
• 14 years of crazy ❤️ and counting! 🎉
• We decided to end our relationship after 14 years of marriage… turns out, we both need something more classic.
• 14 years and still going strong. Can’t wait for our 15th anniversary coming up!
• Happy anniversary to my favorite couple.
• Congratulations to us! We've successfully been together long enough to have a toddler.
• If your love was a song, it would be stuck on my lips forever.
• Don't know if you've noticed, but I'm fabulous. 😎
• 14 years together and still you haven't given up on me. I'm so lucky to have you! Happy anniversary hubby!
• 14 years. Three kids. Lots of memories. And I still love you more than ever before. Happy anniversary to my one and only!
• 14 years together and still bringing the heat. Happy anniversary to us.
• It's been 14 years and I still love being your best friend, my babe. Happy anniversary!
• You’re my everything, my love. Happy 14th Anniversary!
• 14 years ago I asked her to marry me, she said “maybe”.
• Seriously happy 14th anniversary to my husband who still makes my heart skip a beat every damn day.
• Let's celebrate 14 years of everything.
• It’s our 14th anniversary, but I still don’t want to share my fries.
• Happy 10th anniversary to the love of my life! I still can't believe you married me! (I guess miracles do happen!)
• Happy anniversary to my favorite person to go on adventures with.
• Happy Anniversary to my Favorite person in this entire world.
• Life is the funniest thing that ever happened to me.
• I have to say: I was never a good person. But then I met you and fell in love with you. And that changed everything
• Thank heavens you never got around to selling me on eBay after we had our big fight 14 years ago today. Happy anniversary!
• 14 years of kissing, laughing, arguing, and loving. Happy anniversary!
• 14 interesting years of being married to the most awesome guy in the world. Happy anniversary to me 🥳
• Happy 14th anniversary to a person who makes me smile even when our wifi router doesn’t.
• Happy 14th anniversary to the love of my life.
• Happy 14th anniversary, but I apologize for not knowing what gift to get after the first 13 years.
• 14 years down & forever to go.
• 14 years and we're still bored.
• It’s our anniversary and I am so grateful that I have the opportunity to annoy you for another year.
• Don't let one year of marriage turn you into a dull husband.
• Your love is like a roller coaster: There are ups and downs, twists and turns, but it's never boring.
• Marriage is finding that one person can have a conversation within the bathroom.
• We got a really great FWB arrangement. It's called marriage.
14 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Wife
• 14 years of marriage and my husband still puts up with me. Happy anniversary!
• Happy 14 years of marriage. I am so happy that I haven’t murdered you yet, and I promise never to do it.
• 14 years of togetherness, and I am still not tired of you. Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to my wife. Our home is truly blessed and lucky to have you as its leader! You are a truly amazing woman, inside and out. Looking forward to sharing many more anniversaries with you.
• “Thinking of you with love on your birthday and wishing you everything that brings you happiness today and always. Happy Wife Day.”
• Happy 14th Anniversary! You deserve a medal for marrying this guy.
• The two of us are inseparable. We have something that most people can't even comprehend— a true soul connection! Happy anniversary!
• Two people who love each other a lot, doing things they both love. That’s what I call paradise. Happy anniversary!
• 14 years! One of them has been pretty good.
• The secret to a happy marriage is that the husband gives his wife all the money and doesn’t ask her for anything.
• We may be old and wrinkly, but at least we’re together.
• We’ve spent so much time together that we know what each other’s thinking. I just wish we could think alike sometimes.
• I knew I was in love the moment I saw you acting in a movie and getting killed by a dinosaur.
• Congratulations on 14 years of marriage! Together, you are truly a force to be reckoned with.
• happy 14 year anniversary with my partner in wine.
• I knew I liked you 14 years ago, but somehow it only got better over the years. Happy Anniversary!
• Dear husband. You have stood by my side for the last fourteen years, whether I was right or wrong, through thick and thin. Thanks for being a patient and loving companion!
• "Look, after fourteen years of marriage, the least you could do is spare me a few minutes a day to go out and have some fun."
• Happy Anniversary to the most amazing, dazzling, and gorgeous wife in the world!
• Every love story is beautiful but ours is my favorite. Happy anniversary!
• Congratulations! You have been married for half of a decade. Now you are entitled to start cutting each other's hair.
• “I don't think of you as my husband, but I love you as a person. Now, all we need is two more people to complete my equation for happiness.”
• Thank you for marrying me. I had no idea someone so perfect existed and I'm glad you decided to spend the rest of your life with me.
• I always wanted a smart, sexy, and organized wife. I must be the luckiest man alive because I married all three.
• I may not be your first date, kiss, or love…but I want to be your last everything.
• Happy anniversary to the one who’s been with me through some of my long sentences.
• In 14 years you’re more than a wife, you’re my best friend, my lover, and my soulmate. Happy anniversary.
• In honor of our 14th wedding anniversary, I want to say thank you for making me feel like our wedding was yesterday and not 14 years ago.
• I met you 14 years ago today. I'm so grateful for, and proud of, what we've built together. Here's to many, many more.
• 14 years and I am still amazed how easy you make it look to be married to me.
• I married my best friend and 14 years later we are still having a blast.
• 14 years together, and I still laugh at your jokes
• I feel so lucky to have you as my wife. Happy Anniversary !!!
• Happy 14th anniversary to the woman who still puts up with me. Here’s to many more years of craziness, laughter, and, if I’m lucky, a little less drama!
• I guess it’s true what they say about the apple not falling far from the tree. You are literally the best thing that has ever happened to me. Happy Anniversary My Love
• our first time I saw you I knew our hearts were meant to be. I am so happy that you are my wife. happy anniversary. I have never loved you more than I do, right this second. and I’ll never love you less than I do, right this second.
• How did I get so lucky? You’re funny, beautiful, kind, and smart. You make me a better person! I love you!
• Honey, this morning, I thought of you. But then I realized I'm just addicted to you.
14 Year Anniversary Funny Quotes for Husband
• 14 years….. 14 years ago I married the love of my life. You still make me laugh and smile every single day! Happy Anniversary my love!
• 14 years ago I asked you to marry my dog and you said yes. Here’s to a lifetime of doggie treats! Happy anniversary.
• 14 years of breathing the same air, 14 years of taking the same food, and 14 years of sharing the same joys and sorrows. Happy Anniversary dear wife!
• 14 years ago today I said “I do” and here we are. You are still my best friend, even though you don't know what I'm talking about half of the time. Happy anniversary!
• Happy anniversary to my darling wife. You’ve made the past fourteen years very interesting, to say the least!
• 14 years of marriage, and it feels like a honeymoon.
• I’m so glad I married you because you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. Happy anniversary, my love.
• 14 years and as sharp as ever. 😍
• 14 years? You are sweeter than a fairy tale that ends up with a happily ever after.
• Oooooooh I love that anniversary gift! Oh wait, I wrote it. #HappyAnniversary
• Another year and we are still in love with each other, but our arguments last longer now.
• You taught me what true love is when you married your daughter’s father.
• I love you even if you make me watch Sweet Home Alabama 7 times.
• My idea of a perfect anniversary gift: a sack of potato chips, an old country song, and a weekend at home.
• It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight.
• Funny wedding anniversary quotes for husband: Today marks another year of us tolerating each other.
• The only thing more unbelievable than the number of years we have been together is that you have put up with me for this long. happy 14th anniversary!
• Thank you for the past 14 years, I haven’t laughed anywhere near as much since I married you.
• 14 years of dating. We should probably get married now so I can legally change your last name to mine.
• I’m so glad that 14 years ago, I grew up and married a kid.
• Congrats, sweetheart! You're the best husband and you make me laugh every day.
• Seven years and counting! I'm looking forward to seven more years of sharing my life with you. Happy anniversary
• When we met 14 years ago I didn't even realize you'd be this big of a part of my story.
• 14 years. Wow, you are patient.
• 14 years in and I’m still very excited to pretend to listen to you.
• The first time I lay eyes on you I knew that this was going to be a long relationship
• I love you more now than ever and less than tomorrow.
• Husbands are like babies. You have to hold them all the time, but you don't want anyone else to hold them.
• How does a marriage last 14 years? One drink at a time. Happy Anniversary, hubby!
• "Congratulations on 14 years! Here's to many more laughs, inside jokes, tears, and everything in between. I love you."
• Some people say 14 years together is a great achievement, (I say I have survived).
• 14 years of watching our marriage evolve like the characters in Game of Thrones.
• 3,652 days of love, laughter, and dirty dishes. Happy anniversary to my partner in crime!
• The bottom line is, I love you. Happy Anniversary to the man of my dreams.
• Happy Anniversary to the sweetest and most annoying couple I know.
• The best thing about being married is that I no longer have to go on those terrible first dates.
• A husband who remembers anniversaries, birthdays and the color red is a man to be feared.
• You're the only one I'll let ruin my lipstick and smudge my eyeliner. Happy Anniversary!
• Happy 14th Anniversary to my rock and my favorite part-time hand model.
• You know you're getting old when you find yourself having more fun staying in than going out.
• Happy 14th to us. I'll bump it up to 15 if you do the dishes for me.
• You’re the only person I’d want with me on a remote island.