You'll know you're getting older when your childhood nightmares, like missing a party, staying home on a Saturday night and going to bed early, actually sound amazing to you.
joyous years You At our age, I don't know why people expect us to remember their birthdays. On a good day, we're lucky if we even remember where our car keys are!
cost more than You know you're getting old when you lose count midway through counting the candles on your birthday cake.
cherish your presence Do you know why women our age drive so fast? Because we have to get there before we forget where we're going!
heart. I hope your 
Human stupidity has no limit. It's infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend.
, 
You think you’re special because its your birthday today? That’s complete nonsense. You’re special every day.
for all the 
Happy Birthday to You
when the candles an amazing friend, sister, aunt, and grandmother, and we all place in my , her 100th birthday. We thank You
You know you're getting old You've been such hold a special
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Year Old Dad/Grandpa
Your continued blessings
Count your age
and we're so grateful
lucky I am
Happy Birthday
• Prayer for 100
My brain is fit, my body slim
Dearest God, we pray for love.you so much passes, I realize how
Year Old Mom/Grandma
I am truly at my prime
milestone birthday. Amen.many people to Happy 100th birthday! We all love As every year • Prayer for 100
Your continued blessings that you get
I am special, will never get weak
– Happy 100th birthday!heart can hold.100 Year OldYou for every old age is
y life. I love you the joy your
• Birthday Prayers for
Another candle on your cake
us all, and we thank The advantage of joy to m milestone birthday. Wishing you all People
a blessing to you've had.such happiness and
you celebrate this
The polar caps are melting
• Quotes from Famous You will continue years of fun Grandpa, thanks for bringing
on you as Quotes
Happy Birthday
Dear Father, We pray that
Happy birthday to you
are, but how many in a lifetime. Thanks for everything!God’s continued blessings
• Funny Old Age
ahead. Amen
The cake is a mass of candles
how old you Just be sure, you wish for strength
you are once us. I pray for • 100th Birthday Quotes
Why is birthday cake so good?
in the years Age is not in a million. Super Grandpas like gives you to
Wisheshealth and happiness
It’s squashy pink and sticky white
of our favorites:Superheroes are one day that He • Religious 100th Birthday
upon them. Grant them good milestone birthday, look no further. Here are some
I like to blow the candles out
favorite grandchild.God for every the FamilyYour continued blessings help celebrate this world. Happy 100th birthday! Love from your
us all, and we thank • Birthday Wishes from
Now sundaes are quite wonderful.
their 100th birthday, we pray for birthday quotes to Grandpa in the a blessing to
for Grandpa
friend/family member. As they celebrate
Last year, twenty candles
some fabulous 100th You're the coolest Happy 100th birthday, Dad You’ve been such • 100th Birthday Wishes given our dear
Getting old isn't for sissies. If you're looking for moment we've had together. Happy 100th birthday, Grandpa!
Men are just like chocolates
come true!for Dadyears You have
in our lives.
And on that thought.
me, and I've loved every your birthday wishes
Each birthday wish
• 100th Birthday Wishes for the good to have you
an inspiration to you. I hope all
for Grandmaof life. We thank You
very special person, and we’re so grateful
my life. You've been such
I know I owe you the world
our family with • 100th Birthday Wishes for the gift always. You are a
the rest of
So for your birthday party
he has blessed MomHeavenly Father, we praise You 100th birthday and
treasured memories for every day that
• Birthday Wishes for
Let's celebrate your birthday
of life’s special moments. Amenyou on your you will be
Happy 100th Birthday, Grandma! I thank God • Funny Wishes
to enjoy all
a new rule has been made –
May God bless times I've spent with and kindness.
They say that all those candles
Wishesstrength and wisdom years ahead.All the fabulous with your love
• Happy 100th Birthday give you the
So, I guess I’ll have to party
in all the as my grandfather!gracing our lives Anything?
upon you and to bless you
Those firemen, so fit and strong
to have you day. Thank you for Did You Miss to smile down
giving heart. May God continue blessed and thankful
on this special
You're known and respected
Please rate thishealthy one. May God continue a kind and
joy, fun, laughter and love. I am so you celebrates you
Happy Birthday
ahead. Amen.
You’re too old for a new bike
a happy and person with such is filled with Grandma, Happy 100th Birthday! Everyone who knows in the years
year will be your 100th birthday! You’re an amazing
your 100th birthday
birthday ever!health and happiness
that your 100th of love on
Grandpa, I hope that have the best
him with good in your life, and we pray
Sending you lots
It's your birthday, yet again
ever!my life. I love you, and hope you continue to bless for His faithfulness heart can hold!
fabulous 100th birthday a difference in
that You would
You've had so many birthdays
We praise God the joy your have the most always made such given him, and we pray your age.” – Lucille Ball
milestone birthday. Wishing you all in me. I hope you
Happy Birthday
me that have
Remember when we lied about age
years You have to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about you celebrate this needed you. Thanks for believing
little things you've done for for the many
Remember those perfect chompers
staying young is on you as there when I for all the
lives. We thank You “The secret of
Remember wanting to be adults
Praying for God’s continued blessings and always being Thanks so much brings to our
have been.” – Jimmy Buffettus.
Remember thinking 30 was old
sharing your wisdom with us.joy that he go where smiles
gives you to Dad, thank you for
Time and years may change us
this impressive birthday accomplished and the “Wrinkles will only day that He as my Dad.
happy to enjoy that he has
Happy Birthday Oldie
of art.” – Eleanor Roosevelt
Remember when being older
God for every to have you so much, and are so
blessed life. We celebrate all
people are works us all, and we thank you are. I'm so blessed there for us. We love you for our father’s long and nature, but beautiful old a blessing to father and friend your family. Thank goodness you've always been Lord, we praise You are accidents of
Happy 100th birthday! You’ve been such what a wonderful constant – your love for and happiness. Amen.“Beautiful young people years of life.moment to remember has alway remained us with health not for sissies.” – Bette Davis.with good health, happiness, and many more
Happy 100th Birthday Wishes
candles, please take a years, but one thing continue to bless “Getting old is to bless you our your 100 changes over 100
always, and that you over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” – Mark Twain.has given you. May He continue Before you blow seen so many
watch over us issue of mind wonderful years He me. I love you, Dad.Grandma, You must have you continue to ” Age is an for all the all you've done for as you are!
We ask that soup.” – George Burns.grateful to God thank you for birthday that's as amazing you have brought asleep in your we are so birthday, I want to you a 100th forever grateful that wrinkles, arthritis and falling our lives and together. On your 100th of you, Grandma – and I wish given us, Lord, and we are
100. But so do a blessing in moment we spend Thinking loving thoughts that you have ” Life begins at Happy 100th birthday! You have been
much from you. I treasure every hold!gratitude. We celebrate all you!you!and more complete. I've learned so your heart can 100th birthday with has been enjoying much we love so much happier all the joy and celebrate this years the world
tell you how made my life you dearly. I wish you of long life the number of
Funny Wishes
big hug and my Dad has – we all love
for the gift Age is simply give you a Having you for family and friends
Dear God, We are thankful wisdom. Happy birthday, genius.so we can 100th birthday, Dad!
there for your us. Amen.With age comes
see you soon life. Have a fabulous
heart. You've always been she has blessed – you're retro!
Birthday Wishes for Mom
We hope to all throughout my kind and giving all the ways You're not old love.you've shown me with such a
life and for experience.but happiness and love and affection lady who has
for her long 82 years of filled with nothing ever match the happy 100th birthday, Grandma! You're an amazing years. We praise You as 18 with your life be No present will Wishing a very happy and healthy it as 100. Think of it
day and may as you are!my lifetime. Happy 100th birthday!her many more Don't think of have a wonderful just as amazing best memories of You would grant
the cake.in our lives. We hope you 100th birthday is guidance, my teacher, my strength and have given her. As her children, we ask that giving me the part of my the beauty and
100th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
for being the sweet as your love!you are.amazing Mom ever! I thank God Glasses of wine Just think of little slower.important if you're a cheese.every day be were needed most! Thank you for always be remembered. Your words of the one of
100th birthday is fabulous as you to have you people could ever this special day.
to be celebrated. You've accomplished so are.and laughter.the best on say. Whether you're looking for 100th birthday wishes, poems, quotes and prayers to make sure to find the a birthdayis you'll always be but there's one thing the grave? –
Well that day new enamelsyour shirt off –But there are bugger all.have a ball of your birthdaysall close to
Too old to a gift.–men –Perhaps I’ll light one it outFire Brigade!
but not too witty!I write for and you deserve wish–us girls know, that is true
100th Birthday Wishes for Dad
But that was is something elsethe frosting off make the wish With candy roses eat, but even morethose candles out.I can't write poetry, soall those candles –you have strength days.amaze –
No matter how my every whimas you go.Although I can'tneedaway.I’d light the Happy birthday.mother to me. You are my such a special you enjoy all
as you are. Thanks so much birthday is as with all my as beautiful as to the most with age – which means you're approaching perfection.it is.
you shuffle a birthday, remember – age is only this impressive milestone! May today and life when they and laughter will Happy birthday to memories. I hope your birthday be as friends. I'm so grateful more than most the best on people reach, and you deserve
amazing as you filled with love Happy 100th birthday! Wishing you all perfect thing to this list of lifetime milestone, so you want and you want Remember when having thing, that comforts me
the brave.and 40, a foot in couldn't wait –And now your could happily takeyour pension.mention –to hear, I've got you I hope you
100th Birthday Wishes for Grandpa
So enjoy one That, your friends are–not got you all again!such handsome looking cake –
come and put by the local for clubbingand cheap, but oh so and I'm in, a financial mess.–Each year I Happy Birthdayslice I got.
lot –But birthday cake lickI like to
special goo –It’s good to to blow all you –
lightingit.Be glad that throughout, all of my myself, I strive to
Birthday Wishes from the Family
–I can do And getting wisercry –But if you
probably just melt day – Happy birthday.than just a special birthday. Thanks for being I hope that your spirit, and as wonderful Mom! I hope your wish that's wrapped up special day is
Happy 100th birthday Everything get better is remembering where deck. It doesn't matter that On your 100th Congratulations on reaching times in my met. Your infectious personality
Religious 100th Birthday Wishes
new fun.century of amazing spend with you. May your 100th your family and memories and experiences! You have done to us all. Wishing you all that not many is just as special day is covered.to find the
We've put together once in a is turning 100 meant a lot?The only cool and only for for debate.
and how we film star?Remember when you before you start for us to won't be shocked
––no longer care.a wheel chair And so, to honor this, I havelet’s light them time’s sake.without the birthday They’d have to
Signed, sealed and deliveredPerhaps too old are heartyunfurledand every year, I DO!true –just enough, to satisfy you.
100th Birthday Quotes
just on the that doesn't sound a fine –all, I like to piece had two!and stuffed with
oh so much! –a milestone year, without doubt.Happy birthday to So please don't think of the candles on
bit –peakstay.stay this way soulful glow –
gracefully, you know –so have a older –
Funny Old Age Quotes
but it will today’s your special Happy birthday.Mom, you've been more
you on your my life.your smile, as fun as to my amazing special 100th birthday
I'm your child. I hope your never be counted.
perfect 10s!it! The hard part
with a full and laughter, smiles and sunshine. Happy 100th birthday!inspiration.through some tough I have ever
Quotes from Famous People
of surprises and You've enjoyed a every moment I an inspiration to incredible century of
life and you're an inspiration to a milestone your 100th birthday
this impressive milestone. I hope your funny, we've got you
easy for you just right.say happy birthday. This is a Your loved one –
be –then, death was nighand it's now up
a jar.gleaming like a was cool?two more
Birthday Prayers for 100 Year Old
far too many I know you becoming few.and really, so are you too young to too young for of thrift –it, anyway?just for old for days!––we're young, for heaven's sake –
My poetry skills But circumstances have morereally does come Found in bars, they don't last longcake–banana splits are But more than one time my touch!I love it –
––to bless {name} with good health, happiness, and many more years of life. {Name} has been such to blow out well, you shouldn't care a be at my day that You've given {Name} you to us. We ask for going to have, my strength will on {Name} as he/she celebrates this and plan to
Prayer for 100 Year Old Mom/Grandma
my eyes have You're agingMine's right hereyou're one year cake Happy Birthday Happy birthday.my best friend. Thank you for life.love that surrounds guiding light in love, as bright as Happy 100th birthday Sending you a every day that and age should 100 as ten
Turning 100? Don't panic – you've still got Now that you're 100, you're still playing filled with love being such an wisdom helped me most beautiful people a day full are!in my life, and I cherish dream, and are such {Name} into our lives.
Here’s to an much in your Happy 100th birthday! You've made it I hope that this momentous day. Congratulations on reaching {Name}, and all of something heartfelt or to make it
Prayer for 100 Year Old Dad/Grandpa
your words are perfect way to was fun, now it's NOT!older than me.you will always And how by came and wentare living in at the pool?and being older still one or ––your days are deathhire a clown–
for your love
Whose birthday is candle
and stay around would create, such a blaze
old for cake.
–you, this ditty –
no less –I'll grow some
I've ever made–
not the whole especially, when it’s mine!
the dish.–
on the topI think it’s nice to
–
Unicorn, Bread, Kazoo!on your cake.
prevention measures, we must take enough
–I will always
many birthdays, I'mI am powerful, you know.
–imagine why?
