Improvements
Some theories for the 31% growth:
• I told literally everyone I talked to in the last month to write on my wall
• I got fake eyelashes this year so obviously that made me more popular.
Failures
I’m disappointed that after 3 years of birthday tracking I still can’t top my record at age 20. Here are some reasons I think I failed once again, and some possible areas for improvement.
• I think I started posting too much and perhaps got unfollowed? What a thought!
• Due to my fake eyelashes, many might not remember me. I’m the same girl, I swear! Just, like, way more beautiful.
• SOME people (Jeff Dean) seem to think it’s ‘funny’ to ‘ruin my bit’ by deliberately texting me instead of writing on my wall, and claiming they don’t want to ‘enable’ me when actually they would just be SUPPORTING me and supporting the PURSUIT OF KNOWLEDGE.
Final Thoughts
It was weird to break out ggplot again to write this. Let me tell you — I may be working off a smaller laptop now (owing to no longer having a tech job), but nothing makes you feel old like having to rotate your x-axis labels 90 degrees to fit in all the years you’ve been logging happy birthday posts. And I’m sure that’s an extremely relatable feeling that you can all agree with.
Obviously it would have been a very nice touch if the days of the week were in the right order, but I’m not a #datascientist anymore, so you better believe I don’t give a shit. Also, I don’t have a job, so all the days are one big jumble for me anyway.
Also I loved seeing all of your posts! So many participants in this happy birthday tracking. I really enjoy all your hot takes, especially those from men. There’s truly nothing that makes me happier than a man trying to add his own jokes to mine. My heart fills with joy.
I’m very optimistic that 27 will be a good year! It’s the same day of the week as when I turned 21, so maybe this is my year to finally drink wine!!!
Tune in next year!
Birthday Wishes, Messages, Quotes, SMS for Old Woman
I wish you a very happy birthday my lady love. May you get all the happiness, love and joy of life. Stay happy, stay blessed.
Dear [NAME], you are truly a treasure to our family. Wishing the most stunning and energetic woman a very happy birthday.
Dear [NAME], your wrinkles shows the life you have lived and the experience you have. Wishing you a very happy birthday my old lady.
Dear [NAME], [AGE] is just a number and the way you look no one believes you have grown old. Wishing you a very happy birthday old lady.
Birthday Wishes to an Old Female Friend
Cheers to my long lasting friend who does not lasts even after a couple of shots. Wishing you oldie a very happy birthday. Have fun!
My dear oldie, you are the living proof and the living legend. Wishing you a very happy birthday my dear old woman.
My dearest old lady, it is your birthday and we are glad to inform you that we are going throw a party. Get ready for the celebrations.
May life gives you days, months, and many more years to live. Wishing my dearest old lady a very happy birthday!
Hey [NAME], life has gifted us the long lasting friendship which I will cherish forever and ever. Wishing you my lady love a very happy and blessed birthday!
Our friendship is just as special as a bond of brother and sister. Wishing you a very happy birthday my dearest and best old lady.
A very happy birthday to the lady who is special in every way. Let’s celebrate your birthday with bang as time stops for none. Happy birthday!
Unwrap every day as you receive this special gift from the god. Wishing you a very happy birthday my dearest lady friend.
Birthday Wishes for 85 Year Old Woman
Happy 85th birthday to a truly inspirational lady. May the life keeps smiling upon you always. Wishing you a very happy birthday!
I hope the 85th year be as wonderful, pleasant, loving just the way you are. Happy birthday to my lady love. Stay healthy always!
May this beautiful day be the beginning of another year of happiness, good health and smiles. Wish you a very happy birthday!
If life gives you years, don’t waste them after tears. Try to make the most of the life and may it gets Fulfilled with joy, and Happy Birthday Dear!
My dearest oldie, I wish you a very happy birthday and may your day gets filled with tons of beautiful and wonderful moments. Happy 85th birthday oldie.
No matter how old you get, you will always be young at heart, dashing and full on energy and that’s what the life is all about. Being cheerful! Wishing you a very happy birthday my old lady [NAME].
Happy 85th birthday to the oldie who is extremely kind at heart and pure at soul. Wishing you a very happy birthday. Take care always.
I hope you have a good time while we celebrate your 85th birthday. Happy birthday to the aunt whom I admire the most.
Birthday Wishes for 91 Year Old Woman
Words cannot describe how much you mean to me. My childhood revolved around you [Aunt / Grandmother / granny] which I will cherish forever. Thanks for making my childhood memorable and wishing you a wonderful 91st birthday!
May you have many more wonderful years ahead of you. Congratulations on crossing the 90s mark. We wish you a memorable 91st birthday my dear oldie! Happy birthday!
With age you have become more beautiful and golden hearted. A woman who truly spreads love among everyone and takes care of everyone. Wishing the beautiful a very happy 91st birthday!
I hope the life keeps smiling upon you and bless you with love, happiness and joy with care and warmth. Love you my old lady and wish you a very happy 91st birthday!
It is my pleasure to wish you a very happy 91st birthday to an incredibly special and gorgeous older woman in my life! I love you always!
To my loveliest old woman, may joy, great surprises, love, and happiness find your address and surround you throughout the life! Wishing you a healthy 91st birthday! Love you oldie!
A very happy 91st birthday to my first love. I will always remember the lessons you taught me and I hope you have best time with all the family members. May all your wishes come true!
I am in the same boat with you. I haven't celebrated my birthday since I was 11 years old and most of it is because of the family I was brough in. I was trained to loathe the days before my birthday and when it did come, I would avoid thinking about it completely because I didn't want to deal with the elephant in the room, which was the fact that I was never appreciated on this day.
I was bitter about this for a very long time and it would carry me to some dark places (along with other things that I am sure you are dealing with as well - because this is not an issue that usually comes alone).
What helped me was a change of mindset from two perspectives:
One - realize that this is not entirely your fault. You were dealt a bad hand in life and the reality is that not a lot of us have it good. What we can do is try to make something out of what we have. To your credit, and to everyone who deals with difficulties, you should use this as a source to draw from. You are a strong person that went through bad things and you should wear it as a badge of honor because you made it here. It made you who you are today and even if it was a cruel teacher, it was nevertheless a teacher that tought you a lot. Be as proud as you can about it. You are a winner for the simple fact that you went through shit and are here with us.
Second - it does help to look at it from an objective perspective as well. Ask yourself - what can I do better to change where I'm at?. For me, personally, it was leaving my home. It was hard. I had to learn to pay rent, food, bills. But over time it gave me confidence that I can do stuff for myself. It made me realize that I am in charge of my life and I don't need the people who drag me down in my life. It's difficult but it's worth it. I learned to say thank you and please, learned to talk to people, learned to give and be happy when I receive, and to select the people I am around. It's not always a straight path and it's confusing at times, but that's what it is.
I love you, and many people do. It's just that circumstances aren't always ideal and logistics don't always intersect. If we lived next to each other we would most likely be good friends and I'd attend your birthdays. This is how I'd like you to think about your life from now on. Work to find the people that will be there for you because they exist, but you need to be a good person and put yourself out there. Peace.
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90-Year-Old Birthday Quotes
• Happy Birthday to an amazing 90 year old who has known the wonderment of a changing world.
• 90 years old is quite a milestone, deserving of a special birthday cake and all the ice cream you can eat!
• Happy Birthday! This day 90 years ago you were born and have no doubt marveled at the advances made since that day.
• May your 90th birthday be fun-filled and blessed with new loving memories to add to those of past birthdays
90 Years Old Quotes to Show Respect
When someone reaches 90 years old, a quote should show them how much you care and how much they are appreciated. They aren't revered for their age, but for the life experience they have accumulated.
• Happy 90th Birthday! Everyone has gathered to help you celebrate this special day and let you know how much you mean to each of us.
• A 90th birthday is celebrated with joy and appreciation for the years shared with a loving family.
• May your special day be just as special as you are! Happy 90th Birthday!
90th Birthday Quotes for Mom
When your mom turns 90, it's time to celebrate in a big way. Part of that celebration is letting her know just how important she is to you and how special it is to be with her on this momentous day.
• Happy 90th Birthday, to the woman who taught me that skinned knees heal, and tears can be washed away with a smile, kiss and a hug. I hope you have a beautiful day, Mom.
• You are such an important part of my life. I thank God every day that I'm your daughter. Happy 90th Birthday, Mom.
• Happy 90th Birthday, dearest Mom! May all the warm hugs and kisses from all of us who love you show you how special you are to us.
• Wishing the best Mom in the world the best birthday in the world! Thank you for being such an amazing mom! Happy 90th Birthday! I love you!
90th Birthday Wishes for Dad
The father and child relationship never changes, regardless of how old the two of you grow. When your dad turns 90 years old, you want to let him know just how proud you are to be his child and how much you love him.
• Happy 90th Birthday, Pop! I'm so happy to share this amazing day with you.
• Happy 90th Birthday, Dad! I'm so happy to share your special day and hope you to know how much you mean to me!
• The world became a little brighter 90 years ago on the day you were born, and your light has burned brighter with each passing year. Happy Birthday, Dad!
• Dad, you have enriched so many lives and made a powerful impact on everything you've undertaken so far. Happy 90th Birthday!
What Do You Say for a 90th Birthday?
You may find yourself wondering what to say for a 90th birthday. It can be daunting to think of all the things this person has witnessed over their lifetime. However, as long as you speak from your heart, your words will be appreciated.
• Happy 90th Birthday! We are so lucky to have you in our lives.
• On your 90th birthday, may you feel the same love and joy you give to others!
• Happy Birthday on your 90th year. May you know how much you mean to everyone and feel the love we have for you!
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90th Birthday Wishes for Grandma
A 90 year old quote for a grandma is a wonderful way to pay tribute to such an important person in your life. You can craft your sentiment to show her the depth of your love and appreciation.
• I'm sure much has changed during your life, but one thing I know is constant- your love for your family. We love you dearly! Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma!
• Happy 90th Birthday, Grandma! All who know you celebrate this wonderful day when you were born. You have graced our lives with your love and kindness. We love you!
• Happy 90th Birthday, grandma! I'm so grateful to have you in my life. You've shared your life experience with me, guided and shown me how to be a better person. I love you more than you can ever know.
• A 90th birthday is a great time to let you know how much you've influenced my life. I'm so blessed to have you in my life. You're more than a grandmother. You're my best friend. My mentor. I love you, so much!
90-Year-Old Quotes
Sometimes a single sentence doesn't adequately express your loving sentiment for a 90 year old quote. In such instances, you may need a few more words to let your loved one know how special they are to you and others.
• Happy Birthday, great-aunt! On your special day celebrating 90 years, I'm reminded of what you always told me when I was a child, "Every day is a blessing from God above. Never forget to say thank you at the beginning and end of each day." I never forget and thank God every morning and night for giving me such a wonderful great-aunt.
• Happy 90th Birthday! You have experienced so many wonderful things so far. Your wisdom has opened my mind to new ideas. Your compassion has shown me how to see life through another person's eyes. May your day be filled with the same kind of joy and laughter everyone has when spending time with you.
• Happy 90th Birthday. I'm always entertained and amazed by the stories you share about your incredible life. I hope someday, I will have such a rich life that I can share with others the same way that you do.
90-Year-Old Birthday Quotes
You can find an appropriate quote for a 90-year-old's birthday celebration. Any quote can be customized to fit your situation to give your loved one a truly great sentiment on their special day.
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Birthday Wishes for 70-Year-Old Woman
• I always remember that as a child, you told me all those fascinating stories that you had to live; I was stunned by your stories. I hope to do the same at your age with the little ones. Happy birthday my dear old man!
• Every year you renew your existence, it represents another year of youth for those who have an ageless heart and a life inspired by love. Happy Birthday!
• You are a true treasure because, with your wisdom acquired throughout your life, it is a legacy for us. I appreciate your advice and your time. You have helped me make decisions in difficult times. Therefore, I want to wish you a happy birthday!
• Do not be ashamed of your wrinkles because they show you all the years lived and all those beautiful experiences. Happy Birthday!
Best Birthday Wishes for Older Woman
Remember that time passes only through your body, plus the soul always remains young. Those gray hairs and those wrinkles are signs of wisdom and experience. Happy Birthday!
• 5,4,3,2,1 surprise! Happy Birthday!
• This birthday is extraordinary because it is yours. Enjoy it
• May this day be as special to you as you are to me
• Happy Birthday! Be happy and let our enemies know 🙂
• You are living proof that age is only a number. Enjoy your day
• Happy Birthday Dear on your birthday! Move your heels and live a little
• Every day is a gift. Unwrap it. Celebrate it and enjoy it. Happy Birthday, Dear!
• No matter how old you are, you don’t represent them. Happy Birthday to you!
• May life give you lasting friendships, true love, and beautiful memories
• Days, months, years go by, and they work wonders on you. happy onomastic
• May your birthday be as special as you are in my life in every way
• Time does not stop, so let’s celebrate so that it does not pass in vain. Happy Birthday, Dear!
Birthday Wishes for 95-Year-Old Woman
• There are no words in any language that express how lucky I am to have you in my life. Happy Birthday, Dear!
• Do not waste any opportunity to smile. Life gives you a day for you, enjoy it. and happy birthday
• Today, in your day, I want to wish you Health, Love, Wealth, Happiness, and everything that your heart wishes to achieve. Happy Birthday, Dear!!!
• As the years go by, we realize how beautiful life is and what we enrich with the passing of the years. Happy Birthday
• The best is yet to come. Happy C. to you!
• Happy birthday and may this year be the best of your life
• Happy Birthday, Dear! And may this year be better than the previous one
• Enjoy your day, and may God bless you with many more years. 😘☀️⭐🎁👈
Happy Birthday Wishes for Older Woman
• Happy birthday and that life smiles at you as you do with her
• May the best of your past be the worst of your future. Enjoy your day!
• Today is not the end of another day, but the beginning of a new one. Happy Birthday Dear
• May you live 100 years and have 1000 days every year. My best wishes to you!
• May this special day be for you the beginning of another year full of happiness
• For you, with a lot of love, I send you this wish, happy birthday, because I love you
• Have a beautiful day and a wonderful year. I love you very much. Happy Birthday!
• I hope today is a good day for happiness to draw a smile on your face
• Wishing you a birthday that is full of fun and party. Happy Birthday to You.
Birthday Wishes for 80-Year-Old Woman
• May this beautiful day be the beginning of another year of happiness, Happy onomastic!
• I hope the angels take care of you and give you peace on this special day for you. Happy Birthday, Dear!
• I was not the first to congratulate you, but I know I will not be the last to do so. Happy Birthday, Dear!
• Every day is a beautiful gift. Being part of your life is an invaluable gift, Happy day to you!
• Happy birthday, I should give you the gift, but I feel lucky because you are my gift
• If life gives you years, don’t try to take them off. Fulfill them with joy, and Happy Birthday Dear!
• We do not get old with the years, but new with each day that dawns. Have a beautiful day!
• Dear (name of the person), I hope that life will smile on you as you smile at it, Happy Birthday Dear!
• Nothing makes me happier than being able to be with you, once again, on this special day. Happy Birthday, Dear!
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