Rude birthday wishes Collection
Hey you.. a very happy birthday to you..now that I have wished you give me my cake and lets get the party started old man!!
Hey I can’t believe that you survived another year man… You’re as old as the tree in your backyard I guess, well whatever it is happy birthday to you!
Oh my God, another year gone and you’re still the same… The one who said aging makes us wise was a fool I guess… Happy birthday dear boy..!!
Woho one more year passed and now you’re as old as the independent America!! Now that calls for a party eh..happy birthday!!
Happy birthday…this year I thought of gifting you the birthday candles but realized that the candles were costing more than the cake.. so I bought the cake!!
All your life you stopped us from asking your age, and now you’re too old to remember it.. well nonetheless happy birthday to you girl!!
Hey friend!! A very happy birthday to you.. I thought of giving you something vintage on birthday this year so here it is…your own photograph!!
Happy birthday to the guy who can go looking for vintage items in his own store room…gosh you’re too old man!!
Hey pal..happy birthday..it’s me your only friend other than the alcohol!! I hope you’ll be awake on your birthday at least…
Now is the time to admit that you have actually grown old.. you’re not sixteen anymore old lady!! So get up and do a reality check..by the way happy birthday!!
Hey, happy birthday to you fat ass….now get your big fat ass out here so we can get the party started you hear me?
Hey there, happy birthday you big fat knob head of a guy!! Don’t worry I would say nothing more as its your birthday today, consider yourself lucky..
Oh my god I can’t believe how lucky you are to get wished by me on your birthday… happy birthday loser.. let’s have a party!!
Hey sweetie happy birthday!! You know I remember your birthday because you’re the only family member I am least ashamed to be associated with..
Hey old man…just dropped in to say happy birthday to you and that this year your birthday is going to be legen-wait for it and I hope you’re not gonna die before I finish this sentence-dary!!
You don’t expect to light candles on your birthday cake this year do you? Because if you do then it’s gonna take hours to light them.. happy birthday !!
It’s time for you to believe that you have grown old and probably book some pilgrimage travel rather than plan to go to vegas.. happy birthday by the way!
Heyy I just couldn’t stand to see you smile so I came over here to celebrate your birthday and now you’re gonna have to spend a lot to make me happy…happy birthday..
I am so happy that I stay so far away that I don’t need to make an excuse for not attending your stupid birthday parties..and ya happy birthday to you.
Hey you lazy bones, get your ass off from that bed and come here, I have come a long way to screw your birthday haha..happy birthday!!!
One of the best parts of having siblings and friends that we are very close to is that we can enjoy dark humor and criticisms with them without worrying about denting the beautiful relationship.
That said, here is a cool collection of sarcastic, naughty, and borderline insulting birthday wishes that are great for a birthday celebrant who is very close to you.
For Your Best Friend
• Dear bud, you’re now getting so old that next year we’re going to have to bring the strippers to your nursing home.
• Happy birthday to my best buddy in the entire universe. May you grow so old that the devil gets frustrated waiting for your arrival!
• My best wishes, best friend. Please don’t blow on the cake too hard, because some of us actually plan to eat it.
• You, my best friend, totally forgot about my birthday last year, but I wanted to use the occasion of yours to still give you this gift and prove once and for all I’m the better man.
• Dear bud, if you’re not married by this time next year, my gift to you is going to be a mail order bride from Russia.
• Buddy, my gift to you this year is a lifetime supply of batteries for your s*x doll.
• I wish you long life but not necessarily wealth, because if you were rich today, you’d probably be dead by tomorrow.
• Even if our relationship completely dissolves this coming year, I wanted to take this time to still show appreciation for the cool times we shared together. Best of luck, best friend.
• You’re a jacka*s of all trades as well as the master of none, but I still love you even though you’re an underachiever. Many happy returns, dear friend.
• The reason you’re my best friend is that I’m able to perceive your hidden qualities, and as you age I hope they come out for the entire world to see.
• The fact that I went out and bought you such I nice gift even though you owe me money should let you know how I feel about you. Happy bday, dear friend.
• Many happy returns! My wish for you is long life, completely free of STDs.
• May life grant you as many lovers as it grants you years, dear bestie.
For Your Sister
• Happy birthday to my sister, the arch enemy of my life, the kryptonite to my superpowers, the mouse to my elephant, the thorn in my side.
• Happy bday, sister. This year I decided to use the occasion of your birthday to show how I truly feel about you, so there’s a restraining order stapled to your card.
• You’re growing so fat that next year I’m going to hang your cake from the ceiling just to get you to do a few jumping jacks. Wishing you the best, my dearest sis.
• Sweet sis, this year to prove that I’m not a bad person, I decided to get a gift which is the exact opposite of how I feel about you.
• Life has blessed some people with sisters who are beautiful, intelligent, hardworking, witty, and I have you. Happy birthday all the same.
• I couldn’t think of a gift to buy you this year because you already have all the best life has to offer – beauty, brains and a direct blood relationship with me.
• This year, I didn’t buy you clothes because at the rate you gain weight, in a couple of months from now you probably won’t be able to fit into them.
• If bitterness were a flavor I would have made this cake out of it so you can get a taste of how you make others feel, but I’m not going to let your lack of joy deter us from celebrating your life. Many happy returns, sis.
• Dearest sister, my wish for you this coming year is a committed boyfriend so that you won’t grow old with a questionable reputation.
• The fact that you don’t appreciate me isn’t going to stop me from appreciating you, so I’m taking this time to wish you a happy birthday and many more.
For Your Brother
• Best wishes, dear brother. We get along like Cain and Abel, but I’m still appreciative of your life.
• The only reason I never called you the son of a b
h is because we share the same mother.• I don’t know what term is better to describe you – an a**hole or a whole a*s. You’re lucky you have someone like me for a brother, who is able to appreciate you despite your shortcomings.
• Happy birthday, dear brother, and in this approaching year of your life, may all that you give out come back to you.
• You’re the scum of the earth, an a-hole, a true lowdown, dirty vato – but I like that, I like that! Happy birthday, bro. #TrainingDayquote
• I’ve watched you grow from a brilliant student with unlimited potential to an unemployed drifter who seems like he has no future.
• You’ve never bothered to give me a shoutout on my birthday, but life is about treating others as you want to be treated and not how they treat you, so please accept my sincerest birthday greetings, big bro.
• May you live until a ripe old age, and as time progresses, may the future forget all of your mistakes of the past.
• I wanted to take this occasion to show how much I love your dumb a*s because by this time next year you’d probably be in jail.
• When I think about the opportunities you’ve caused me to miss, I sometimes get bitter. However, occasions like today remind me of why I care for you so much. Happy birthday, beloved bro.
• You were more popular in school, yet I’m a more successful adult, but since you’re my brother we must share some of the same talents. Thus my birthday wish is for you is to tap into those submersed attributes and rise out of the mire of mediocrity.
• I wish you had taken mathematics more seriously back in school because then as you grow old you would be able to count your age. Happy birthday dear brother, and my life grant you success that exceeds your educational level!
Birthdays are special, especially if it’s your child’s. You can bake him a cake, surprise him with gifts and throw a party for him and his friends. But nothing could be more special than a hand-written greeting card with loving birthday wishes for your son.
Happy Birthday Wishes for Son
Birthdays are happy for the child and happier for his parents! Here are some beautiful happy birthday wishes you can send to your son.
"Dear son, today is your big day! I feel so blessed and lucky to have you as my child. Happy birthday!"
"Happy birthday, son! We’ve watched you grow into an amazing man. May the year ahead continue to exceed your expectations!"
"Unending love, undivided attention, eternal pampering, everlasting affection, and endless care. These are the things that we can do for you, our dear son. Stay happy and have a happy birthday!"
"You are a wonderful person and deserve a wonderful life. We are always there for you, my son. Wish you a very happy birthday."
"Happy birthday to the biggest gift and the biggest joy in our life! There’s no limit to how much we love you!"
"Wishing a very happy birthday to our awesome son. We wish that all your dreams and hopes will come true!"
"There’s nothing more exciting and satisfying to have seen you grow and turn into such an amazing person. Wishing you a very happy birthday!"
"We’re so lucky to have such a great son like you. Happy birthday, kiddo!"
"Congratulations on your special day, dear! You are such a wonderful person, we cherish all the special moments that we share."
"If your birthday is only half as wonderful as you are, it will be the greatest celebration of the year. No one deserves it more than you. May your special day be filled with tons of cake and presents."
"Sometimes I wonder what I did to deserve a son so wonderful as you. But most of the time, I just thank God that He blessed my life and gave it meaning by giving me you. Happy birthday, my dear son."
"Happy birthday to the best son ever! You’re totally rad, and you know it! Go celebrate. Have all the fun, and remember that we love you so much!"
"Son… we may not say it often, but today is a perfect day to let you know what a precious gift you are to us! Happy birthday, son."
"Son, you’re our greatest blessing. May your birthday and all your tomorrows be blessed with everything good in life!"
"Thanks, son, for giving us the opportunity to become the best parents that we could ever be. May you have a great birthday and a wonderful year ahead!"
"We’re so fortunate to have a fantastic son like you. You’ve always been a beacon of light for us. Happy birthday, son!"
"We always believe that miracles happen to one in a billion. But we have never thought that we would be among the lucky ones until we had you, our beloved son. Wonderful birthday!"
"We’ve always been proud of you. Now more than ever, our hearts are bursting with pride, because you’ve grown into a remarkable person – so full of love, caring, and joy. Happy birthday, dear, dear boy!"
21. "Regardless of whether you are a young teenage boy or an old man, you will forever remain our little bundle of joy. Happy birthday, son."
"Yesterday’s echoes bring back sweet memories of you. Tomorrow holds the promise of sweeter moments. May today, your birthday, be sweetened with the joy and wonder you bring everyone."
"Dear son, you are the only reason we look forward to life with a smile, and you will be the only reason we look back on life with a smile. Happy birthday."
"Need help? We’ll be there. Celebrating? We’ll be there. Just want to talk? Count on us to be there. It’s not because we have lots of time — we have lots for you. Happy birthday, son."
"You are loved for the smart kid you are, the charming person you will grow to be and the wonderful son you will always be! Enjoy your Big Day!"
"Happy birthday to a son who is good-looking, intelligent, charming and really wonderful. Have a great day dear boy!"
"Our toddler, you will always be. A piece of our hearts, you will always be. The apple of our eyes, you will always be. Our life’s purpose, you will always be. Happy birthday, sonny."
Birthday Wishes For Son From Mother
Is it your son’s birthday today? Is he turning 18? or 35? or 50? Doesn’t matter how old your son may be, he will always be your precious child. The bond between a mother and son will always be a special one. Make it grander by wishing him the best in life with these birthday wishes.
"Son, no matter how old you get, you’ll always be my little prince. Hope you have a truly wonderful birthday."
"When times are tough, all it takes are thoughts of you to pull me through. Your hugs and kisses nourish my soul, and I’m so grateful that I have a son as precious as you. Happy birthday, darling!"
"Dear son, I wish many such happy and beautiful occasions will follow this birthday. My love and best wishes will always be with you! Wish you a very happy birthday!"
"Happy birthday, son. My birthday wish for you is that each year brings you: more wisdom; more dreams; more laughter; and more wishes."
"Dear son, you have been the most beautiful gift from God. I have cherished all the precious moments watching you grow up, and the tender memories will remain close to my heart forever! I love you son. Happy birthday!"
"Son, your eyes give me the will to fight back, even when things go off-track. Your hugs give me a reason to smile, even when problems pile. Your love is what keeps me going. It is what keeps my heart beating… Happy birthday my little boy!"
"When you were born, I couldn’t even fathom how much you’d come to mean to me. You are my everything. May your special day be filled with untold splendor. Happy birthday!"
"A very happy birthday son! You will always have a piece of my heart. I love you!"
"I am your biggest fan, your protector; I will always defend you, I will get frustrated; I will be proud of you; I will be your confidant and love you unconditionally, because forever and always I am your mom. Happy birthday, son!"
"A son is love that lasts a lifetime. I will always love you, sweetheart. Happy birthday."
"You always manage to fill my heart with love and positivity. I wish I could be there on your birthday to hug you in person, but know that my thoughts are always with you."
"I know you can’t wait to be the king of your own castle, but I hope you know that you’ll always be a little prince to me. May your birthday be filled with boundless humor and joy."
"Each year on your birthday, I think of the moment I first heard you cry. It was the most beautiful moment of my life… Happy birthday, son!"
"I hope that this year your birthday is just the beginning of an unforgettable journey that will lead you to an even more amazing future. Remember to always continue to wish and dream."
"You changed the world as soon as you entered. Time flies so fast you have become a lot stronger and bigger, but you will always be my baby."
"My dear son, I want you to know that you have always been the Sun in my life. You have been the bright daylight of my life that shined through each day of my life since you were born. Wish you a very happy birthday!"
"Words are simply not enough to express how amazing I feel to have you as my son. I love you. You make my life complete. Happy birthday, son."
"You will always be my sunshine, my little angel. I love you so much! Happy birthday, son!"
"Happy birthday. You’re smart, funny, thoughtful, and best of all, a terrific son! I wish you a great day filled with presents and great desserts."
"You are the reason I get out of bed every single day of my life. Your existence has given my life a meaning and a purpose. I love you, son. Happy birthday!"
"I never thought a son could be so wonderful, so kind, so smart, so sweet, so the opposite of what I thought boys were like. Happy birthday to my favorite boy in the world."
"You are not just a son to me. You’re my life, my soul, my heart and most of all, the reason for my existence. Happy birthday my darling."
"My joy in having you as my son is something that can’t be measured. It can only be felt through lots of hugs, kisses, and adoration. I’m so happy I was blessed with a son as astounding as you."
"From the moment they placed you in my arms, you snuggled right into my heart. Happy birthday baby boy!"
"You have such a rare gift in life: you make it so easy to love you. Happy birthday to my mischievous, darling, and absolutely adorable son. May you be healthy and happy on your special day."
"No matter how many birthdays come and go, you’ll forever be my pride and joy. No other could ever take your place in my heart. You bring me everlasting joy and affection. Happy birthday to the apple of my eye."
"Son… you make every single day of my life feel like Mother’s Day. Happy birthday."
Birthday Wishes For Son From Father
You want to wish your son the best on his birthday, but are words failing you? Worry not. Here are a few wishes for dads who want to wish their sons a happy birthday.
"Dear son, wherever you are in life, always remember that I will be proud of you forever."
"When you were little, I used to be your hero, but now you’ve become mine. I can’t believe how much you’ve grown in the last few years. You’ve become an intelligent, strong, and brave young boy I am proud of."
"You are my pride and joy, a man after my own heart. Happy birthday, son!"
"Son, you are a shining example of everything that’s right in this world. May your future be as bright, starting with your special day. Happy birthday."
"The road ahead of you holds endless possibilities! Happy birthday, son."
"As you grow up, make sure you have more dreams than memories, more opportunities than chances, more hard work than luck and more friends than acquaintances. May you have the very best in your life. Happy birthday, son!"
"You always go the distance & never give up. That’s one of the many reasons we’re so proud you’re our son. Happy birthday dear boy!"
"It is great to have a son who you can love. But it is the best feeling in the world when your son loves you back endlessly. Happy birthday to one such son."
"Son, may every dream and wish you have not only come true but also lead to an amazing future for you!"
"You give me so many reasons to be proud of you: you’re smart, funny, and courageous. May your birthday be filled with every delight you could possibly imagine this year."
"No matter how many of your birthdays come and go, you will always be my little slugger. Happy birthday!"
"I may have taught you to become a good student, good citizen, good sportsperson and a good mate. But you my son, have taught me the most important thing of all – how to become an amazing father. Happy birthday."
"Son, whatever the destination, know that you deserve all the awesome things life has in store. Happy birthday!"
"You’ve been a blessing from the start, and I love you son with all my heart. Happy birthday"
"May your heart be filled with loads of love and compassion. May you have success, happiness, and joy all your days. Happy birthday, son!"
"The naughty smirk in your eyes, I thought you have grown up to be wise. But you are still at your mischievous best, and still, you are better than all the rest! Happy birthday dear son."
"On your special day, I wish you strength and determination to achieve all your goals and touch the stars! Have a brilliant birthday, dear son!"
"Having a son like you is one of the greatest joys in my life, so your birthday is a joyous occasion fit for a celebration. Happy birthday, dear boy!"
"No matter what direction you take in life, I will always send you the best of wishes. I hope that this year your birthday is filled with everything you could want. Happy birthday, son!"
"Your naughty pranks and complains, your mischief repeated time and again; still you are the best son anyone can ever ask. Stay blessed, happy birthday!"
Funny Birthday Wishes For Son
Add some humor to the wishes for your extra naughty or mischievous boy! He’ll love these for sure.
"Abracadabra! Alakazam! I can’t believe how lucky I am. I have the most magical son in every way. So, I want to wish you a happy birthday. Poof!"
"On your birthday I wish that I could stop time. Not only to keep you with me forever but so that I can stop feeling so old! Happy birthday to my son who at least makes me feel young at heart."
"Son, you are the world’s greatest TV watcher, mess-generator, game player and fridge raider! Still, you are my golden boy. Happy birthday, dear!"
"Do you know what famous person was born on this very special day? Well, I don’t know either. I only know of you. Happy birthday, darling!"
"Two tips on your birthday: forget the past, you cannot change it. Forget the present, because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday my boy!"
"Just think, if we hatched out of eggs like birds instead of being born, we’d have to tell people Happy Hatch Day!" instead of happy birthday."
"You grow wiser with each passing year. Soon, you’ll be as smart as me. Happy birthday, son!"
"Dear son, you are our life’s most awesome home run. Happy birthdays."
"You are getting taller and taller with each birthday. Thank god you are showing at least some sign of growing up. Happy birthday, son."
"The sitcom of our life became a blockbuster hit after you came in a supporting role and later took over as the lead. Happy birthday, sonny."
"Happy birthday, you son of a really nice lady who deserves respect!"
"When you were young, I tried to teach you everything, but now that you’re growing older, you seem to think you know it all already! I love you anyway. Happy birthday, son!"
"When you were young, I taught you how to walk and talk. Now I have to teach you how to sit down and shut up. Happy birthday, smarty pants!"
"They say that love is all you need… So I didn’t get you a present this time. I love you! Happy birthday, son!"
"Happy birthday son! I promise to sing extra loud at the party, just for you!"
Birthday cards with greetings may seem old school, but loving words to wish your boy a happy birthday can never get tiring. If you don’t want to borrow words from anyone, pen down your own words, no matter how simple they may seem. You say it best when you say it from the heart.