Funny 50th Birthday Wishes: Sending funny birthday wishes to your dear ones is one of the most effective ways to bring a smile to their faces on their birthdays. But being funny in cards or text messages not so easy. You have to find the right words and know how to use them in funny 50th birthday card messages. Here are some examples of funny and hilarious 50th birthday wishes for someone who is celebrating his/her 50th birthday. Pick the one that suits your taste and send it right away to make a difference, to make your birthday wish stand out among so many of them.
Funny 50th Birthday Wishes
Happy 50th birthday! You're aging like wine. Congratulations!
Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!
You're just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!
You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.
You're no longer the oldest person I know in their 40's. Now you're the youngest 50-year-old I know.
Now that you're 50 you've probably got more hair where you don't want it and less hair where you do want it. You can't fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!
If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!
Your 40's are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!
If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.
Happy birthday and congratulations, you're halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.
Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.
Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!
It's just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!
I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It's time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!
You can't hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you're lying.
Funny 50th Birthday Messages
Don’t ever bother spending money on anti-aging creams or face-lifting lotions. At 50, there is no turning back even with a secret potion. Happy birthday old-timer.
As you turn 50 you can age as gracefully as you like – flaunt your grays and wrinkles or use modern technology to hide them. Whichever path you choose, it only happens once so do it well and have a wonderful birthday!
You are half a century, or 5 decades, or 50 years, or 600 months, or 2609 weeks, or 18262 days, or 438288 hours, or 26297280 minutes, or 1577836800 minutes old, depending on what unit of measure you are using. Hey, at least I didn't figure it out for seconds. Happy 50th birthday!
As we grow older, we become more open-minded and understanding. So, you’d still understand if I didn’t buy you a gift right? Cheers to you on your special day!
The older you get, the brighter your cake becomes. See? It’s all filled with burning candles. Have fun blowing!
Now the rest of your life will depend on whether you have fun by being nifty, or you become bored by being thrifty. The choice is yours. Happy 50th birthday.
It is never too late to grow up and stop being stupid. Maybe your 50th birthday is your chance to do just that. Happy birthday.
Midlife crisis is a label that is given to fifty year olds to stop them from being the best they can. Forget these labels and enjoy life to the fullest. Happy birthday.
Don’t worry about getting older. You can still go for facelifts to wipe out the wrinkles. Happy birthday!
You’ve got half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.
I would make a joke about how old you’re getting, but I’m worried that if I hurt your feelings I might not get a chance to apologize to you since you are getting so old. Happy 50th!
Happy 50th birthday! In your fifties, you can forget about mortgages, contraception, and school fees. You'll probably forget everything else as well, but at least now you'll have an excuse.
Funny 50th Birthday Quotes
Celebrating 50 is like throwing a party when your odometer reaches 150,000 miles. – Melanie White
By fifty, you’ve figured out that time is a great healer and a not-so-hot beautician.
Turning 50 means it's only a matter of time before you're regaling your grandkids with tales of your first colonoscopy. – Greg Tamblyn
50 years old means no more wearing speedos on the beach. This is a rule. – Greg Tamblyn
Fifty is a powerful age for women. You can set off sprinkler systems with your hot flashes.
When I was young, people used to say to me: Wait until you’re fifty, you’ll see. Well, I'm fifty. I haven’t seen anything. – Eric Satie
Fifty is a weird age. I can clearly remember my childhood, but I can’t remember where I put my keys. – Melanie White
I’m aiming by the time I’m fifty to stop being an adolescent. – Wendy Cope
At 50, you’ve entered the stone age: gall, kidney, and bladder.
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. – Phyllis Diller
Who said there were no such things as miracles? You made it to 50, didn’t you? – Melanie White
The face you have at age twenty-five is the face God gave you, but the face you have after fifty is the face you earned. – Cindy Crawford
You’ve got four sizes of clothes in your closet, three of which will never be worn again by you.
After fifty, one ceases to digest. As someone once said, "I just ferment my food now. – Henry Green
I’m 50, and the only thing getting thinner is my skin. – Melanie White
50th Funny Birthday Wishes for Him
Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy 50th birthday!
You’ve been in your thirties so many years. I’m quite unsure about your age this year. Maybe it's the fifty. Happy birthday anyway!
Something special in you always helps you stand out in a crowd. That’s your age!
I believe you’re here since the dawn of time. Dinosaurs have gone extinct, but you are still here. Congratulations to you and happy 50th birthday, of course!
A man never gets older, he can only get wiser. Remember this quote forever, and you’ll never feel sad. Happy birthday!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Her
I’m good with numbers, and your age always fascinates me. I believe you’ve been here since the beginning of this universe!
I always get my inspiration from you. You’re such a strong and courageous woman. I don’t think anyone else survived the dinosaurs except you!
Today you have achieved a milestone. A 50-year older woman 50th birthday to my favorite old and not so wise lady!
Growing older and growing wiser are two different cases. And I don’t blame you for that. Happy birthday my sweetheart!
I hope to celebrate your 50th birthday for many more years to come. Here’s a happy birthday from me for year one!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Mom
For me, your birthday is like a national holiday. Whatever I do and wherever I maybe, I’ll always find ways to wish you happy birthday!
Dear Mom, I hope you know how hard it is to find you a birthday gift every year because you have too many birthdays! Just kidding. Happy 50th birthday to you!
Don’t ever let dad say you are getting old. You’re still as youthful and gorgeous as you were in your thirties. Happy 50th birthday, mom!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Dad
I wonder what your friends would gift you on your birthdays when you were my age? Ancient papyrus greeting cards?
I know it hurts to see people enjoying the fact that you are getting older and greyer. But you are not getting younger anyway. Happy 50th birthday, dad!
Today, so many people will bring gifts for you. But since it's difficult for you to keep all the gifts, I’m thinking of helping you by keeping them all.
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Wife
I prayed to God to make you older and wiser. Only the first one came true. Happy birthday my love. Wishing God bless you with the second one as soon as possible.
I know it's hard to enjoy being old when you are old. But, hey, it’s okay if you ask me. I had just passed the same line a few years ago. Happy 50th birthday!
From now on, you can enjoy all your senior citizen discounts, just like me. Happy 50th birthday and best wishes to you!
50th Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Today is the day you can pretend to be young even though you’re not. Happy 50th birthday, my love.
Half of our budget for celebrating your birthday went to buying candles. Try getting younger or stop getting more birthdays!
I’ve known you for so many years, and I must admit that you are much older today than you were when we first met. Happy 50th birthday, dear!
Funny 50th Birthday Sayings
You know you’re 50 when the only silver lining you can see is on your head. – Melanie White
For my 50th birthday, my husband and I spent a weekend in Rehoboth Beach. My first choice was in 1978, but the time machine was booked. – Jean Sorensen
I rented a bounce house for my adults-only 50th birthday and had a blast jumping in the stupid thing. I kept expecting the Age Police to show up and ticket me. – Janet Periat
Happy 50th – the years look good on you! But then, I don’t see as well as I used to. – Melanie White
At 50 years old, life seems shorter. No point in spending it trying to make yourself disappear by dieting.
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two. – Sir Norman Wisdom
My 50th birthday wish: that I had as much silver in my safe as I have in my hair. – Melanie White
50 years old: In Led Zeppelin terms, that's halfway up the stairway to heaven.
In your 20s: Looking for your perfect match. In your 50s: Just happy if your socks match. – East of Sweden
50 years old? Look on the bright side. The older you get, the more likely you are to outlive your child support payments. – Melanie White
When I turn 50, instead of lying about my age and putting it back 10 years, I'll put it forward 10 years so I can freely talk about my bowel movements. – Thrill Tweeter
Now that I’m 50, my body pops and creaks so much, it sounds like the percussion section at the symphony. – Greg Tamblyn
Now that I’m 50, people try to be polite, and instead of calling me old, they say I’m mature. Obviously they don’t know me very well. – Melanie White
Birthdays are the most joyful occasion anyone can ever have. It’s a great occasion to bring a smile to the daces of your loved ones by sending some hilariously funny wishes. You don’t always have to possess great humor to be funny. You just have to know the right words and combine them in your sentences to make a wish full of great humor. Our collection of funny 50th birthday wishes will surely help you make your loved one laugh on their 50th birthday. Don’t miss any opportunity to make them laugh and realize how special they are to you and how important it is to bring a big smile to their faces.
In life, we don’t always have to take everything seriously; sometimes we need to relax and have fun. Let’s have a laugh and lighten the mood. As we follow this stigma, we have prepared seventy-two unique and humorous wishes that will make the recipient laugh. Without further ado, here are the 72 short and funny birthday wishes:
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Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Friend
Happy birthday, you magnificent aging creature!
Cheers to another year of questionable life choices. Happy birthday!
Birthdays are like vacations—another year closer to retirement! Enjoy your special day!
Congrats on surviving another trip around the sun. Let’s eat cake to celebrate!
Happy birthday to the one who never acts their age, and we love you for it!
Here’s to another year of wrinkles and laughter lines. Embrace your age, my friend!
Age is just a number, but wrinkles are the real storytellers. Have a hilarious birthday!
Happy birthday! Remember, you’re not getting older, just more distinguished in your eccentricities.
Another year older means another year of knowing better but doing it anyway. Enjoy your birthday!
Cheers to you, my forever young and forever silly friend! Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the person who still hasn’t figured out how to adult properly. Keep rocking that carefree spirit!
Age is just a reminder that it’s time to upgrade your jokes. Happy birthday, you timeless comedian!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Best Friend
Happy birthday to my partner-in-crime and fellow troublemaker! Let’s make this year even more epic than the last.
Congratulations on surviving another year with me as your best friend! It’s no small feat. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the one who knows all my secrets and still hasn’t run away. You’re stuck with me, buddy!
Cheers to another year of ridiculous adventures and embarrassing moments. Let’s keep making memories, my hilarious bestie!
Happy birthday to the person who laughs at my jokes, no matter how terrible they are. You’re a true friend!
Age is just a number, but we’re still young at heart and up for mischief. Here’s to never grow up! Happy birthday!
Birthdays are like fine wine – they only get better with age. So, let’s pop open a bottle and celebrate your awesomeness!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my therapist, and my partner in all things ridiculous. Life wouldn’t be the same without you!
Another year older, another year wiser…or so they say. Let’s pretend we believe that and have an incredible birthday, my friend!
Happy birthday to the one who knows all my flaws and loves me anyway. You’re either incredibly patient or just as crazy as I am!
Congratulations on surviving another year of my outrageous sense of humor. You’re a true champ, my bestie!
Happy birthday to the person who understands my weirdness and embraces it wholeheartedly. Here’s to being gloriously weird together!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Sister
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, the one who knows all my secrets and still loves me. You’re stuck with me, sis!
Cheers to the sister who always makes me laugh, even when I want to cry. Here’s to another year of sisterly shenanigans!
Happy birthday to the one who stole my clothes, my makeup, and my sanity, but I still love you to bits. Enjoy your special day, sis!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a very high number. Just kidding! You look fabulous, sis. Happy birthday!
Congratulations on aging gracefully, sis… or at least trying to. You’re still the coolest sister around!
Happy birthday to my sister, who still owes me countless favors, but I forgive you because you’re awesome. Enjoy your day!
Sisters are like a fine wine – we get better with age, and we’re always there to lift each other up. Cheers to us, sis!
Wishing a very happy birthday to the sister who shares both my DNA and my crazy sense of humor. Love you to the moon and back!
Happy birthday to my sister, my built-in best friend, and the one who can never keep a secret. Thanks for keeping life interesting!
Another year older means another year of our sisterly bond growing stronger. Here’s to being partners in crime for life!
Happy birthday to the one who knows all my embarrassing childhood stories. Let’s keep them between us… for now!
Sisters may fight and drive each other crazy, but at the end of the day, we’re family. Happy birthday, sis. Let’s make this year unforgettable!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Brother
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, the one who never fails to annoy and entertain me. Love you, bro!
Cheers to the brother who always knows how to push my buttons and make me laugh at the same time. Have a fantastic birthday!
Happy birthday to the one who taught me how to take risks and get into trouble. Let’s keep breaking the rules, bro!
Congrats on surviving another year of being my brother. It’s no easy task, but you’re doing great! Enjoy your special day.
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a really big number. Just kidding, bro! You’re as awesome as ever. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday to the brother who knows all my embarrassing stories and never hesitates to bring them up. Thanks for keeping me humble!
Here’s to the guy who always had my back, even when I didn’t deserve it. You’re the best, bro. Have an amazing birthday!
Wishing a very happy birthday to the one who can still beat me in video games but can’t beat me at being the cooler sibling. Enjoy your day!
Happy birthday to the brother who can make me laugh until my sides hurt. Keep spreading the laughter, bro!
Another year older, but still the same goofy brother I know and love. Stay young at heart, bro, and have a fantastic birthday!
Cheers to the one who always challenges me to be better, and by better, I mean better at pranks. Happy birthday, you mischief-maker!
Happy birthday to the brother who can annoy me like no one else but still manages to be my favorite person in the world. Enjoy your special day, bro!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Husband
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, the one who makes me laugh and drives me crazy. Love you to the moon and back, hubby!
Cheers to the man who still makes my heart skip a beat and my laughter unstoppable. Have a hilarious birthday, my dear husband!
Happy birthday to the one who knows all my quirks and loves me anyway. Thanks for putting up with me, babe!
Congrats on another year of surviving my cooking, honey. You truly deserve a medal! Enjoy your special day!
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a reminder of how lucky I am to have a husband who’s aging like fine wine. Happy birthday, handsome!
Happy birthday to the man who still manages to look good, even when he’s doing the most ridiculous things. You’re a true champ, hubby!
Here’s to my partner in love and laughter. Thanks for always bringing joy into my life. Have a fantastic birthday, my amazing husband!
Wishing a very happy birthday to the one who still sweeps me off my feet and makes me giggle like a schoolgirl. Love you endlessly, my dear!
Happy birthday to the man who can fix anything around the house but still can’t find where I put his favorite shirt. You’re my handyman and my loveable scatterbrain!
Another year older, but still the same charming and goofy husband I fell in love with. May your birthday be as wonderful as you are!
Cheers to the man who knows how to make me laugh so hard that I forget all my worries. Thanks for being my eternal source of joy. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Happy birthday to the guy who stole my heart, keeps me laughing and never fails to brighten my day. You’re my forever source of happiness, my dear husband!
Short Funny Birthday Wishes for a Wife
Happy birthday to the woman who always keeps me on my toes and my heart filled with laughter. Love you, wifey!
Cheers to the one who brightens my world and makes every day an adventure. Have a hilarious birthday, my amazing wife!
Happy birthday to my partner in crime, my better half, and the one who still puts up with my shenanigans. Thanks for being the best, babe!
Congrats on another year of tolerating my snoring and stealing the blanket, honey. You’re a true champion! Enjoy your special day.
Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a reminder of how gracefully you’re growing older. Happy birthday, my beautiful and forever young wife!
Happy birthday to the woman who can make my heart skip a beat with just one smile. You’re my forever source of joy and laughter, my dear wife!
Here’s to my partner in love and laughter, the one who makes every moment special. Thank you for being my everything. Have a fantastic birthday!
Wishing a very happy birthday to the woman who stole my heart and never gave it back. I’m forever grateful for you, my amazing wife!
Happy birthday to the one who can cook up a storm in the kitchen but still manages to burn water. You’re my culinary queen and my loveable goofball!
Another year older, but still the same incredible and funny wife I fell in love with. May your birthday be filled with endless joy and laughter!
Cheers to the woman who can make me laugh until my sides hurt and my heart feels lighter. Thanks for being my eternal source of happiness. Happy birthday, my sweetheart!
Happy birthday to the woman who completes me, challenges me and fills my life with love and laughter. You’re my rock, my wife, and my everything!