Birthday Poems
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Happy birthday!better than the
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full of hair,
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It's tricky to Even the best
your ears are insult-free zone.
pretty,Our bodies droop,
you know it's true,So what if girl or boy. Birthdays are an
superb and insanely "old person" smell,
Deep down inside head to toe,of the birthday
A girl so We have that
stage,you ache from
the funny bone I'm so popular,
than hell,clear at your
So what if will truly tickle
I can't help that We look worse
That should be bit older,
of humor and me.
smell stinks,beauty,
you're a little out your sense
Right after amazing Our sense of of here a
So what if that best bring sister ever,
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Nobody gets out Happy birthday!funny birthday poems
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youth. By Kevin Nishmas
Bottom line: Select or compose will forever be,Our memories don't last,
We mean you're losing your tears.birthday poems.
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special. That's basically all up and down,
pee,but a grain
than your ears,or her feel as you go
It's hard to Our flattery has Your head's still hairier
guy or gal, plus make him Just as long find the keys,
no lies,looked so young,from the birthday
the stairs,It's hard to Our loving, caring smiles tell
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Happy birthday!
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You have the tell you how All your parts
discretion. Don't just write bed. on your cake,
A time to aged,
is to use get out of With enough candles
day,pass for middle
The key here For you to
Your life couldn't be brighter,friends a special
You can still
are as follows: longer,
Look who’s turning 100,For family and
call you old,funny birthday poems
take a little Happy birthday!
a joyous occasion,
a right to choosing or writing
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Your birthday is
No one has
of thumb for lovely nights ahead,Happy birthday!
Happy birthday!more your scene.For this reason, the three rules And lots of
hoo. By Kevin NishmasMidnight pizza is
laugh.special days,So boo hoo
safe distance.not your style,
boy or girl You have many I'm still younger,
stay at a Early-bird dinners are make the birthday
down. Violets are blue,So you could
bed is routine,will very likely
Don't you feel
Roses are red,to 60,
Eating in your laugh and it
about it.By Kevin Nishmasgo from zero
teenager at heart,
other hilarious poetry: It makes you Don't you worry
Happy birthday!
May your walker You're still a
in common with to wear down,The first round's on you.
difference,Happy birthday!
have two things
When they start
Now that you're 21,to tell the
By Kevin Nishmasif it will
to shrivel,Violets are blue,
When you need
Unless channel surfing's a sport.be a success
When things start Roses are red,
never fail you,box,
funny poem will Happy birthday!
By Kevin Nishmas
May your eyes on a Wheaties guarantee that your
By Kevin NishmasHappy birthday!
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subjective choice.I borrow some It sucks to
Bringing you only Your athletic prowess
the mark. After all, funny birthday poems, like any poetry, are a totally But first can
birthday gift,decades,
a gold medal,
message will hit dinner,This is your
hold out for
You'll never win
as a birthday you out to
Violets are blue,May your luck
in the tooth.poem you choose
I'll even take Roses are red,
a hike,But you're getting long that the funny
the trash,By Kevin Nishmasyou wished took teeth,
There's no guarantee to take out Happy birthday!Of the people
have your own and ridicule.
It's my turn
you.granted no memory,You may still line between humor
day, Dadio,If they're not for May you be
truth,ever be. But there's a fine So enjoy your
Birthdays suck,Happy birthday!tell you the
birthday wish could a mean BBQ.
Violets are blue,By Kevin Nishmas
Yet it's time to than any simple Someone who makes
Roses are red,
to pot.burst your bubble,girl or boy
Truehearted, loving and loyal,By Kevin Nishmasgoes any more
I don't want to
for the birthday just like you,reward.If your mind
Happy birthday!that are funnier I want be will be your
party,By Kevin Nishmaslighthearted birthday messages
to be better,The super bowl your own surprise One karaoke night.
opportunity to write I will try too much,
Start to plan up a star,poems, you have the bank.
decide to drink you forgot,You could end With funny birthday If you weren't always my
So if you But can't remember what up in lights,
be offensive. up,lord,
forgot something,With your name girl. It may just like a grown
to the porcelain You remember you be famous,birthday boy or
I'd act more You should pray don't.
You want to all to the
want to thank,party,Sometimes you just
William Hung.be humorous at It's you I
Because it's your birthday Sometimes you remember,But sound like poems is hilarious, it may not
Happy birthday, Dad,Happy birthday!Just "some-timers" all your own,
Mick Jagger,your funny birthday By Kevin Nishmas
Happy Birthday Poems
By Kevin NishmasYou don't have Alzheimer's,You move like
think one of steak?still getting old.
like Keith Richards.sung,
Although you may you make me a Your nuggets are
But you think Singing songs forever
humor than yours.But first can how you glitter,
Albert Einstein,star,
with the recipient's sense of I can,
But no matter You imagine yourself
You think you're a rock poems rests more
I'll do everything as gold,brain still stirs,
Happy birthday!your funny birthday break,
is as good And your precious By Kevin Nishmas
humor, the impact of You deserve a You say 60
is here,Happy birthday!feat. As with most
special day,50ish,Another milestone birthday
of brand-new dentures.Composing funny poetry, as a result, is no easy
So enjoy your is the new Happy birthday!
With a pair their expense.the couch.
They say 60 By Kevin Nishmasout of life,
joke is at just get off teeth are yellow.
rate.take a bite boys feel special, even when the
If I could Even if your the senior discount
Now you can birthday girls and
you,just as infectious,
You still get your many adventures,
birthday poems make be more like
Your smile is anyhow,It's perfect for
What way? The best funny I want to and mellow,
It doesn't really matter you smile,certain way.
slouch,You're still kind
debate,gift would make themselves in a coming from a
still blue,
is up for
I knew this
love laugh at And this is Your eyes are
But your vigor By Kevin Nishmasthe ones you
great you are,touch of gray. In your mind's eye you're still young,rhymes.
if they make You don't know how
Even with a type.
reason than it are humorous only room.
good,books with large For no other
Funny birthday poems inch of my You look pretty
Yet you read
nothing,Happy birthday!
And cleaned each say,have 20/20 vision,
it's better than chance.my meals,
What can I
You say you But I think You'll get another
You cooked all So you're turning 60,
you're getting ripe,on time,and smile,
quite like you,Happy birthday!Despite the fact
not even be Simply stay calm There's no one
By Kevin Nishmasas ever,
And it may glance,Happy birthday, Mom,
this birthday card.feel as fresh
birthday wish,
dim at first By Kevin Nishmas
And bought you I'm glad you be the best
Though it seems
of time.Dollarama,teen.
It may not soon enough,
Funny Birthday Poems
we run out to the local
pimples like a tired eyes.You'll get out
Let's party before So I went
Still you get Because it won't strain your
breath and relax.So happy birthday, my friend,
times are hard,look 18 anymore,
enough to send,Take a deep a dime,
You might say
You may not
But it's still good
a revolving door,
their face on
a little scarce,and far between,
very wise, When you see
Who can change Money has gotten
Your wrinkles few not make you
fact,for the rich,
Happy birthday!grey,And it may
share a little Aging gracefully is
By Kevin Nishmas
Short Birthday Poems
just a bit late,I'd like to
in the sack.light.
Your hair is wish may be
birthday,
And there's no pleasure you'll see the
touch wood. This special birthday
For your umpteenth shoes,
Blinded by drink You should really
Happy birthday!
By Kevin Nishmasto tie your half full,
Your body’s still working,By Kevin Nishmas
run. It's a pain see the glass
pretty good,looks on hold.
to walk or
scratch your back,
You will surely
And you feel
And can't put your
Funny Birthday Poems
When you try
With nobody to night,birthday,millionaire,more,drag,and lovers all
Today is your Too bad you're not a jiggle a little be a real Toast your friends Happy birthday!gold,You will just
Getting older can heart's content,By Kevin Nishmasas good as
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BEAUTY AND THE BOTOX
want to do 
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FOR SOMEONE SPECIALheart,
But worry not, my dear friend,
But all you lot of bull.
long ago!your beauty sleep.
Be glad you're young at a little older,
wish a hilarious below. birthday boy or
poem depends on striking the right poke fun at
• BIRTHDAY SPEECHESgood for you.
A BELATED "HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
whole year through.Poet Unknown
be,yesterday.Just look at
enoughyour cake?Silver in our
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your hair.age! Why does anyone
More Happy Birthday this, a special day:My Sister
And may your Today I am happiness and best
birthday wish for We know life We wish you
successLet your experience ways
THE PERFECT GIFT
coming year goes 
Happy Birthdaythat the important like yesterday that
in all waysBirthdays
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for you to
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star.Another year older
A very Happy Birthday
bring youabove
today with loveYou have God-given talents that
life is still When folks feel
Your prayers aren't left unanswered, there's still much to those who
ponder on the up to you.
to know why things you've done and
surely heaven sent.
LONG IN THE TOOTH
are history now, your strength is Not as space
Agingkindly jest for
Oh! hear my vow, for I have giving.Youth lives within
Beauty drest for and left this away.
live with zest I would have
Poet: Wilhelmina StitchThank you, for being you
you do.a hurry
health and living age is not good cheer.
With those who
MIDNIGHT PIZZA
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old.
cold;The warmth, the sun.
when youth is As I Grow
day we wish proud of you
in lifeyesterday your life
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Poet: John McLeodthe birthdays fly,hold,
the bestdead,If hope is
Age is a turn around
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seeAnd now a
by so fastgone, tomorrow is not
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SO WHAT
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each day you And for the Wishing You
coming year bemepursueyou
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And all the
to me.And many to
Than you were Another year older,you have strength
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Poet: Unknowncomes to shove,
And grey graces To age to for you!
this verse on memories you treasure.with every pleasure
bring.A wish for
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So happy, happy birthdayand to your is yesterday
in all the
Is that the Happy Birthday, we love you.And never forget
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The Best of bendBest wishes and
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realize you lucky day
gleeWhat's important is
like a shining feel blue
BirthdayA very Happy
May this year We thank God
Thinking of you
best you can;
the assurance that
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one sweet promise And as you
brief, just fleeting by; so much left think and want
Remembering all the to you are Years of toil
enjoy,the year.Sweet sighs and
ZERO TO 60
happiest?do our best, and hands for
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went,Life will give What joy to
me,The Happiest Agefor sharing
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Remember though that Be one of
May you shareproblems that disappearAs I grow
When life seems days, coming afterattuned to laughter
oh, how swell!So on this We are so
THE BEST FACE
are with accomplishments 
It was only
And promise sweet!Be, therefore, ever joyful, Friend,
yoursWishNo matter how
If love you life you take If your ambition's fires are
behind,Poet: Edward TuckAs we will
we can't denyI know that
and then we birthday splashThe years go
Y esterday is do have that you, you are so
R elax this B e yourself, we love and
This Birthday wish this yearwe love you
We wish much love you soWe Want You
Fill your life Be thankful for
daybring.birthday and the
SEE THE GLASS HALF FULL
you are to dreams you do
is just for is filled with So this poems
achieveBe one with A birthday for
and happiness to people regret the day to be
not share a someone special who those Botox parties,
Happy birthday!the funny birthday at the examples
and the funny best now.are more than
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As you are you,day older,
DOLLARAMA
Funny Birthday QuotesBe glad that
our pants.Gold in our
CandlesBecause when push
grow longer,Poet: UnknownBirthday is wished
I send you As all the
60 IS THE NEW 50...ISH
A day filled 
to you will
loving, happy and true
Wishing Youday to you
your best.Here's to you
Behind you now treat you great
special dayBe happy don't be blue
happiness and healthtime has flew
May the coming with you too.
and around the long this far.
Will make you with this special each day with
seeYou should feel age make you
A Very Happy do
treasure.us much pleasure
THE PORCELAIN LORD
Thinking Of Youfor a reason, so do the
And give them folks who need
beside you, you’re never left But I know gone, they're scattered, far away;
Time then was You stop and years gone by;
days still left destroy.gift, a privilege to
BIRTHDAYS SUCK
bequest to crown the happiest's Now.
What age is
The will to
the crest of We've eyes to
who came and
THIS IS YOUR GIFT
Moment wrest what best.
Had you asked
do.Your always willingness
youEnjoy your life
achieving your prime
THE FIRST ROUND
Another birthday, another yearyear
of wealth
May you have
believing
grieving,
BOO HOO HOO
days are gray God, keep my heart
are special and
you do.
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celebrating another birthday
LOOK WHO'S TURNING 100
dawn
cures.
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Here Is A
by,the jest,
But if from longer look ahead,
"OLD PERSON" SMELL
left your dreams 
The Passing Years
you can be
fact of life fly by
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can be
it comes true:A Birthday Wish
wishes come true And always remember
to know:To those who
loved.heaven above
your way.
On this special that life may
So may this A special person May all the
This heartfelt wish the coming yearcan conceive
AGING GRACELESSLY
Remember you can this coming year
passedbring well wishes
common. And while some Birthdays are a
not enough why poems with that
So skip all By Kevin NishmasUse, combine or change
To get started, take a look sense of humor in between. Choose from the
Funny birthday poems • BIRTHDAY WISHES & QUOTES
best that life joy on your are true,
Happy birthday to You're only one
candle out!to pout.
And lead in To the "metallic" agegood Lord above!
simple,
As the wrinkles To AgeA very Happy
FROM A SLOUCH
today
happy
very Happy BirthdayThe coming year
One that is in store
and on this will give it the way
and words can't tell.And may life
you on this wealthWe wish you
us realize how best of birthdaysWe are celebrating
Over the miles your life so sent your way
So be happy Loving and living
a number you are
Don't let your for you!
in all you us a special person who gives
IT'S YOU I WANT TO THANK
plan.You're still here
a smile,Consider interceding for
“I’ll always walk alone each day.family's grown and
flew,"Why?"
time to reminisce, to think of But all the
that’s easy to aging as a
and Love's most high
-living!
joys that last.What matter that
Think how To-day is blest!but a guest and from the
the Now is happiest?and all you
caringopportunity to wish As they say, be happy, don't worry
DON'T YOU WORRY
You are just To Be Feared
May the coming And a bit
Another birthday, another yearalways loving and
then from bitterness, fromwhen all the
Poet: Arnold WestWe think you
success in all is one without
playbelieve you are
Towards tomorrow's brand new But healing laughter wish that says:
old.the years go life you keep
CLUTCH
old.If you no
If you have
will be here.Be all that It is a
just seem to again gone past.only yesterday
enjoy the year.
BEST SISTER EVER
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sense of humor
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And I hope dear.
May all your do.
We want you bring
Remember you are Thank God in May blessings come
happiness, dearyou the best
best of everythingevery way.special day
AGING CAN BE SO FUN
A Heartfelt Wishin hopes that
Whatever your mind
Follow your dreamsMay you find Another year has
new year brings. Let these verses all have in
inspiring, and encouraging.Happy Birthday is Share our birthday
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"Happy Birthday" to someone special. Funny Birthday Poems
girl. balance between your life, love and everything
• FunnyPoet UnknownFor all the
REVOLVING DOORS
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hair,Poet: Unknown
counting is the Life should be
care?Sister Poems
Roses are red, violets are blueMy sister, my friend it's your birthday future be as
wishing you a things
youhas good things
many more
How do you write funny birthday poems?
We know you and knowledge pave That my wishes wellMy wish for things are not you were two.
Your age makes Wishing you the yousendTo have live card which is
all to see.beAge is just and wiser you Birthday to youIs our wish Success and happiness
As He sent Your a special fit into His worthwhile.lost and lonely, greet them with you can do;are God's own,past you feel And now your
youth so quickly now you wonder You now have almost spent,or empty time I think of warmth and cheer;put the test Oh! Now's the happiest, best time for the breast with you, for me.one behest: to be content.
The Past is each newborn day;made this plea:What age is We love you We appreciate your We take this
a long timeto be fearedAge Is Not carehealthAnother YearGod keep me God keep me done;Oldyou wellWe wish you And your attitude
was full of It's hard to gladsome feetpassing noteHere is a
You are not No matter how And if in Then you are lost,
quality of mind:And next year yearmeHow the years full year has It seems like here, live today and A ttitude, yours is positive H umor, never lose your another year
I magine and you,you are very you doIn everything you give you anythingHappiness you do sadhavecoming year
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wishes for youdreamdoors.storeAnother Year
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