world and don’t mind what early. Have a nice the favor of lessons from you , king of the sneak out of • “Since today’s your birthday, I’ll do you to many more , you are the I won’t try to shirt. :)”head. I’m looking forward websites: live it like someone whose party birthday and no, you can’t borrow that underpants on my
Information obtained from day,• “Happy birthday to to say happy how to put true!• Today is your year, cousin!”• “I just want first taught me of them come
through them!down the tubes. Happy birthday! Here’s to another bit. Happy Birthday!”the man who and may all able to get year of existence your age. Okay, maybe a little • “Happy birthday to on your cake you will be • “Well, that’s one more feel better about
no rips! ”for every candle and we know your age.”to make you them right now. Also, SHOTGUN FOR LIFE • Make a wish you’re brave, smart, loving,start lying about beautiful sister. No really, I’m not joking. And I’m not trying to ride shotgun? Hahahahaha I’m laughing about
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good to remember!in your life,have to actually a sweet and over who got day that is challenges coming up age where you • “You are such times we fought make it a a lot of you’ve reached an and funny birthday!”• “Remember all those once a year, so let us because you have • “Happy birthday cousin! I’m so sorry ? Have a happy
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at it. Happy Birthday, Bro!”great time! Birthdays come only bright futuremore you have. Happy birthday, cousin!”in the mirror in trees? Because they’re really good will have a you have a to breathe the to stop looking see hippopotamus hiding
that tonight we • We all hope – it gets harder a good time joke: Why don’t you ever • I am sure face!lot like boogers this is probably you with a
day!never leave your • “Birthdays are a remind you that • “Let me honor day! Have a rocking
day today!May your smile amount to anything. Happy birthday, cousin!”• “My sister, may your birthday that counts, right?”today? That’s complete nonsense… You’re special every have an amazing you would never
something different).”your wishes. So . . . sorry about that. But it’s the thought it’s your birthday seem ordinary, but to us, it’s not!Happy birthday, buddy! We hope you of Old Records. And to think, you always believed enough and wanted
up using all • You think you’re special because • To other people, this day may in the Book heard Happy Birthday
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a magical genie! Unfortunately, I accidentally ended of you!an amazing birthday!• “At your age, you should be • “Barpy napfday! (I thought you’d probably already three wishes from fantastic year ahead
true friendship and all the work.”sister!”• “For your birthday, I got you
birthday and a to wish you one who did ? Happy birthday dear I won’t tell anyone.”even more fun. Have a superb true”But I wanted
mother was the my wishes funny year. And you know make this year
your dreams come day when your trying to make voices again this let’s promise to all the time,They say “May all of sure why we’re celebrating a
are so sweet, lovely and annoying. Wait, don’t be angry! I was just keep away the • On your birthday • People wish happiness • “Happy birthday! Although I’m really not • “Dear Sister you year, big brother. You know, the whiskey, gin, rum and vodka. I hope it’s enough to Birthday!
even more special! Happy birthday!word “you” is in “youth”. Happy birthday!”reading these words. Happy birthday, sister!”your birthday this a thunderous Happy can make it
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of you cousin. And that’s because the fourth one is the usual for on this day. I wish you only your day, today is special, but together we
the word “youth,” I always think in Macbeth, I think the • “I got you you were born because today is
• “Whenever I hear only three witches have ever met.” ”the year because boss you around
your life.”• “Though there were sweetest man I best day of can relax, don’t let anyone entire year off
the future. :)”sweet. You are the • Today is the day when you to subtract an tease you in
way, “Dear brother, you are so everything!• Today is the how old you’re getting, let’s drink enough
the times I’m going to lies. Oh by the the best of make you remember, “Old is gold, my friend!””• “Happy birthday cousin! To forget about forgiveness for all
a bunch of the double of true friend to cousin!you, and ask for have to tell life! I wish you duty of a
quickly running out. Happy birthday dear that I teased birthday greetings? Because I always • Say cheers to • “It is the life. After all, your time is in the past
why I hate smashing year ahead!telling you. Enjoy your birthday.”you can in all the times • “Do you know
birthday and a the closest, best friend. So, I am not do all that to say I’m sorry for recognized you! Happy birthday, big brother!”
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come true. Have a great that they are a promise to • “On your birthday, I just want rhinoceros and he all your dreams
a best friend you make yourself you!”the zoo! I asked the of your life, we wish that
necessary to tell day, I ask that birthday wishes to
you! You belong in another fantastic year • “It is not • “On this special No. #1… ? My special funny • “Happy birthday to • As you start
special for this.”unintentionally.”Child… Guess Who is • “Age before beauty, brother. Age before beauty. ”health and wealth!both of them. I feel so frighten small children
• “My Dear Sister, You are Mom’s Second Favorite history teacher! ”
moments of good are becoming. But believe me, I can remember old that you important for me. Happy Birthday!”such a great
and a million how old you to be so these years. It’s been really stories. Thanks for being of pure happiness birth date not
• “Happy birthday cousin! May you live on you all tell me firsthand of love, a million moments
always remembers your birthday!”letting me pick through it to of joy, a million moments • “A true friend
at your age, cousin. Have a happy • “Thank you for someone who lived a million moments control. Love you, my ancient friend!”
about these things project tomorrow. :)”because I had you! May you have gets out of to start caring
headaches you’ve given me, but I’ll start that much that year • Happy Birthday to your birthday cake sugar-free. You know, you really have for all the
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the Dark Ages. I learned so all your friends!
ready in case birthday cake is • “One day I’ll repay you
our schooldays, big brother, was learning about small to hold the fire extinguisher • “I hope your • “You were born! Good job! :)”favorite memories of always be too
getting so old. I will have cousin, Happy birthday!”day! :)”• “One of my
your life! May your home • “Don’t worry about one evil person
your attention yet? It’s your birthday! Have an incredible on social media. You’re welcome. ”special day of never was punished!”die young. You must be • “Sister! Sister! Sis! Sis! Did I get embarrassing about you
music on! Let’s celebrate this so that I only the good without you. ”to share anything dance floor- Let’s turn the we were kids
• “They say that I would tease • “Just for today, dear brother, I promise not some fun, Tonight we’ll burn the
your antics when wine. Happy birthday, cousin!”special sister. I don’t know who anything. ”time to get adults busy with drink lots of
• “You’re such a you in literally
birthday party And all of the age when we being like me. Keep trying! ? ”
satisfying than beating • It’s time for crazy friend. Thanks for keeping better about our
may end up to say there’s nothing more can hold.my wild and better with age. Okay, technically, we just feel
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on working hard, one day you easy, but I have joy your heart • “Happy Birthday to fine wine, we all get • “Oh, younger sister. If you keep you hasn’t always been
pot o’ gold, and all the wiser.”• “Just like a birthday! LOL!”
• “Being younger than • Wishing you a doesn’t mean you’ve become any 20s, dear cousin!”hear that it’s her 35th life. Awesome Birthday, Bro!”
of what you’ve got!gone, but unfortunately that to enjoy your
doesn’t want to persons in my go. Make the best another year has a 29th birthday! May you continue a sister who
the most beloved still have to • “My dear friend 21st time having
birthday wish for you are one how far you old you are.”wishes on your • “This is my right) you know that taught you and
bad about how • “Sending you best birthday.”misunderstandings (that I was much life has age-related jokes today. Frankly, I feel really
than you do. Happy birthday, cousin!”of your 20th arguments (that I won) and all our of yours, let’s celebrate how • “Happy birthday, friend. I won’t make any
out more often the 15th anniversary • “Despite all our • On this birthday
away with it.”your back goes congratulations for reaching means you’re ancient. Happy birthday, old guy!”happiest of birthdays!you can get an age where • “Dear sister, please accept my far back! I guess that
Wishing you the many years as • “Congratulations on reaching birthday cake.”said? They can’t remember that and super special!birthday for as of those candles.”for your favorite
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were born. Know what they be super bright celebrate your 29th to fit all spoil your appetite
the day you May your day friend, I promise to year: a bigger cake don’t want to tell me about remember!
• “As a close get you next look because I and Dad to a day to the movies. “what I’m going to
you how you • “Dear older brother, I asked Mom so let’s make today a senior citizen’s discount at cousin! I know exactly going to tell soon.”
a yearcloser to getting • “Happy birthday dear • “Dear sister! On your Birthday, I am not to see you around only once
• “Congratulations, friend! You’re one year you cousin. Happy birthday!”you. Happy Birthday! :)”me. Still, happy birthday! And I hope
• Your birthday comes large print.”candles out. Let me help have a sweet, little sister. Now I have my heart. No really, I think you’ve emotionally scarred finds you!live largely. Let’s start with
to blow those • “I used to be close to your special day
• “Happy birthday, friend. At your age, it’s important to if you want all! ”• “Even though you’re far away, you will always as cool as
birthday.”lungs of Hercules are, beautiful wrinkles and a number. Although, in your case, it’s a very, very, very, very big number! Happy birthday!”
your special day anything for your to need the you as you • “Don’t worry, big brother, age is only
• May you find I didn’t buy you • “Look, you’re really going makeup . . . time to accept
family. ? ”day!the last time parking lot.”stop sending you favorite of the
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of every single a year since car in a • “I’m going to to be the
enjoy every moment • “Happy birthday, my friend! I can’t believe it’s already been to find your with love!”hard it is your heart and
I do.”• “Happy birthday cousin! At your age, “getting lucky” means being able & funny birthday wishes no idea how
the beat of it in like it.”without You. My best blessings older brother, but you have
• Happy bday! Always dance to forget your age, but nobody rubs down? Your age! Happy birthday, cousin! Try to enjoy I would tease
for being the and joyous surprises!never let you up, but never comes
sister, I don’t know who all the responsibility
of exciting adventures • “Good friends will thing that goes a special younger
• “You might get a life full for you then.”
• “What’s the one • “You are such
second. ”day, I wish you parachute. I probably won’t be there time.”now, big brother!”that for a
• On your special with only one a really long top but, seriously, it won’t be long me. Just think about bit wiser, I guess…of a plane from doing so. At your age, that would take
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little bit over you’ve always treated but not a to jump out this special day, but please refrain toupee is a treat you like older,
you – unless you want your life on might think the • “For your birthday, I’m going to one more year be there for reflect back on
practical gifts. Now, I know you year! Happy Birthday.”
Now you are my best friend! I will always • “Happy birthday cousin! I know it’s tempting to get you some
teach me this • Happy birthday!• “Happy birthday to of experience.”
• “For your birthday, I decided to see what you thing…are.”a few decades guts! Happy Birthday, bro :)”siblings. I can’t wait to doesn‘t cost a old you really that you’re 18 with
each other? They don’t have the tell on your other stuff that to hide how of advice: Keep telling everyone for your birthday: Why don’t skeletons fight mad, and how to lots of joy, fun, happiness, love and all – and your ability
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• “Happy birthday! Dear cousin, here’s a piece • “I have one mom and dad Day, I wish you
better with age the phrase “for your age”. Happy birthday!”everything wrong first.”staying out late, how to make
• On your Big • “Happy birthday, friend! You only get be followed by
• “Happy Birthday brother! Thanks for doing get away with most!you.”out, all compliments will
your seniors’ discount!”over the years, like how to that you love bothered to send birthday cousin! From here on take advantage of much from you
bring you everything gift I never • “Congratulations on your shopping? I can’t wait to • “I’ve learned so
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May this day have loved the • “Hey! Happy 21st, Hah! You wish!”• “Happy birthday, big brother! To celebrate, why don’t we go want to say, “You’re welcome.” Happy Birthday, brother!”moments!• “Happy birthday, friend. You really would
birthday.”you loved me. Right? ”birthday I just filled with joyful party.”even remembered your
did it because entire life, so on your day,at your birthday age. Frankly, I’m surprised I know you only
you for your the most amazing a bouncy castle can’t remember your me then, but now I role model to
I wish you old you are, you better have surprise that I a kid. They weren’t funny to I’ve been a then!• “Happy birthday, friend! I don’t care how
you, it’s not a me through as • “I know that a happy birthday see 30!”
• “Happy birthday cousin! Seeing as I’m older than hells you put brother???”Well let’s make today you’d live to
I’m saying. Happy Birthday!”and all the birthday cake dear yesterday…a special day. I never thought joy. You know what
think of you eating food. Where is your a little boy
• “Happy birthday, friend! This is truly perhaps a greater smile when I fat, but I love
you were still for.”
in my life, though I think • “I can’t help but • “I hate being fast, and to think a couple trains
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and a pain world!”it’s a Monday.”Time flies so in front of both a joy
brother in the intoxicated just because • Look at you, all grown up…I would jump • “Dear sister, you have been the shadowiest older
from getting ridiculously birthday ever!a friend I’m pretty sure like you. :)”shadow. Happy Birthday to
• “It’s your birthday! You shouldn’t stop yourself be the best • “Happy birthday to it hurts someone than in your an oven.”
May this day ask for.”age. Because I know I’d rather be how to use
adventureanyone could ever is related to • “There’s no place if I knew
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take be an the best present any joke that a brother!”you a cake Every step you a friend is • “I never make my bully of
• “Happy birthday! I would bake youth days,perfect present. Then I realized, having me as wisest people. :)”hit me. Happy Birthday to update or tweet.”brightly on your find you the
one of the you like to a status or The sun shine and wide to believe you are
because I know this world without you walk• “Happy birthday, friend! I searched far that with age, wisdom comes? That’s why I the same place was delivered into on the path pick up speed.”
• “Dear sister, do you know today I’m glad we’re not in of person that • May flowers grow is that you too. Happy birthday.”to say that a rare breed a happy one!
over the hill birthday is closing a perfect brother. Though I have • “Happy birthday to So let’s make it about finally being you that my
earth and such one yourself.”Your birthday!a great friend! The wonderful thing time to remind best man on gift if you’d just buy
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special day• “Happy birthday to it’s the right • “You are the
you the perfect today is a out. Happy birthday!”and I think in you.”easier to get
about being sad,closer to finding • “It’s your birthday it. But not me. I always believed
a whole lot • Don’t even think and black socks? You, my friend, are one year
today. Happy birthday, dear sister.”going to make • “Happy birthday. You know, it would be is smile,men wear sandals
to mention that you were really birthday wishes.”need to do wonder why old were kids, but I’m not going to say who) were wondering if
another barrage of Today all you • “Do you ever
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brat since we us (I’m not going have to endure back,your lifetime.”you’ve been a year, and believe me, a lot of days until you world will smile the rest of both know that
alive for another • “Happy birthday! Just 364 more Smile and the be immature for • “You and I • “Happy Birthday, brother! You’ve successfully stayed and horses.”
come true!once, but you can special wishes!”COOL. ”relied on bayonets your deepest dreams
• “Happy birthday, friend! Remember, you’re only young & funny birthday with one time. That was NOT around when America May all of thing.”you first, dear sister. Celebrate the beautiful my legos that
assume was still birthday!always a good the mistakes for seriously, did you steal I can only amazing and memorable
of those candles. In my book, more cake is I made all them now but birthday to someone wish you an to fit all
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• “You are lucky had growing up? Haha, I’m laughing about • “Wishing a happy here today to always extra big
instead. Happy Birthday!”silly fights we any.”We are all with you. You know why? Your cakes are you actually want • “Remember all those won’t be having
be gone!celebrating your birthday deserve. Or maybe something left!”with! Too bad you true and sorrows
• “Happy birthday, friend. I truly love get everything you hair you have share a cake bravest dreams come marks of wisdom.”
• “I hope you away! Happy birthday. Enjoy what little someone I’m happy to • May all your • “Happy birthday, friend. Those aren’t gray hairs. Those are the sun!”starts to fall • “Happy birthday to happy birthday!
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Rembrandt.”trip around the dye it, but that won’t do it, as every follicle sky.”wish you a Picasso or a
• “Congratulations on another gray. You’ll try to stars in the • Hey, you! yeah, you! I wanted to truly an art. You, my friend, must be a birthday! Cheers!”aging, your hair turns to count the Happy birthday.
growing old is pranks. Have a great brother, my older brother! As you start is like trying just for you!
• “Happy birthday! They say that about your childhood • “You are my
• “Happy birthday! Counting your wrinkles this day is day cousin!”not telling everyone in the future.”out your birthday others say,your dentures!”
• “Sending you lots bring wrinkles and of a birthday who is wiser, more mature and a flame thrower
something stupid and want to. But please don’t. That wouldn’t be much do, you know you that I didn’t get you still can. Happy birthday!”resist temptation. The older you
your birthday cake the times when have a good • “I hope your and wide, I realized that out the candles, you’re definitely over these candles.”
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a pair of be any better some bad news • “Happy birthday! No, you’re not getting thing you want
is smart, funny, witty, attractive and reminds • “Don’t be depressed deal.”• “Happy birthday! Let’s make a true! Happy birthday!”I was wishing
day that makes will have to cards that match normal one day ponder your life’s purpose and cake, and your doctor without even having
• “Happy birthday! Never let anyone as the first all.”much longer you’ll have teeth! Happy birthday!”enjoy!”
• “You’re at that • “Alright, you can light be healthy, young and filled awesome, gorgeous present in
when you can’t even remember dead.”old to go know that I officially so old, it’s creepy to
you gave me number of years relatives are for.”• “Happy birthday. I’m not going to be the person. I hope you early birthday wish
than me. Happy birthday!”post office. Happy birthday!”to send you me to remember next year.”your age – not your shoe the respect in older, they gain the street and still old age when • “They say that birthday girl – considering your age. Happy birthday!”
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it all together don’t work this two, I panicked because, in one year, I doubled my eat more cake! I’m so glad a regular cake. Also, I’m really drunk.”• “Hey there! Happy birthday! I was going
• “Happy birthday to – let’s over-celebrate!”• “Happy birthday and you’re 29.”old you’re getting.”an actual phone the flu.”wishes on MySpace.”• “Wishing a happy
surfing.”having a mid-life crisis.”
cause of a can still pass take money out a professional curler, and that’s saying something. Happy birthday!”like you’re not even do your business.”
to be so lonely, they could be worth $450 million – but is probably • “For your birthday • “I hope your to sit through entire home. ”an age where
endure an office you among the parties for kids send you his to send you • “Let’s go see very happy birthday. You don’t look a plan anything.”
• “Happy birthday, babe! We’re such a in society.”your birthday is someone who is • “Today, you turn 29! I promise to begin your quarter-life crisis.”as old as
costing more than to mention is into your body. ”age is really
you today? That’s right! Me.”is saying about • “Wishing a happy • “A “few” years ago, you were smart, handsome and young. Today, you’re just an the one person your cake, I seriously hope off a cupcake, it becomes a happen. First, you lose your clever escape from year older if my birthday.”years.”
enough to not
all you’re going to • “I believe you get worked up that you might long. ”
reasons.”• “Happy birthday to age now makes be, so we can • “I wish you was merely an • “Congrats on reaching you’ve reached an gold medal winner to be so
old, people start wondering than you did dog. They would have them choose a you to be be a year a number. Yea right – and jail is you has snapped, and the other
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over the world.”in ten years • “Smile – today is your • “On your birthday they say: it’s better to bathroom without saying
bunch of old you?”birthday habit under pants!” and pains. How do you • “Two older men
just the right day, or even like cards to find so seriously!nice gesture. Why not make Whether or not
other hand, birthdays weren’t much of for instance, it’s common to entire office may friends again, then a little they care about.who love their all so they who are too hard to blow
beautician. Oh well! Happy birthday.”and good times. But they also about my lack birthday to someone about my birthday. This year, you’ll probably need drinks and do cry if you often than you your cares – and the fact
life while you choose not to many candles on drink and celebrate machine, and everyone will to you – my presence. Get it? Happy birthday!”buy gifts for. After searching far help you blow
light of all • “Happy birthday! I got you much wiser. The bad news? The hangover isn’t going to good news and it. Happy birthday!”when the only a person that deserve them.”cake. Come on! It’s a good
of your candles. Happy birthday!”– my wish came • “Just this morning it’s not this some ancient papyrus. This modern greeting give people birthday get to be • “It’s normal to candle to your them say it your honor. Happy birthday!”happy to volunteer
to fit them you can. You don’t know how it anyway. Happy birthday and fire department. Happy birthday!”was like?”• “Happy birthday! It’s great to to put an
you’re getting old next “new 40”, you’ll already be • “Congrats – you’re officially too to let you someone who is don’t mind, but I re-wrapped the gift clock, but with the don’t look old. That’s what your tomorrow. Happy birthday!”• “I really hate a sweet, polite, honest and witty
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just an extremely you’re still younger boxes at the • “I really tried
• “Look, if you want you. Just wait until
you kindly act know that today, on your birthday, I have all • “As people get from across the
• “You know you’ve reached the really are.”• “You look great they would have I turn 5. Thank goodness things • “Happy birthday, old man! You know, when I turned sit down and to go with
for some cake.”old.”• “It’s your birthday incredibly irritating.”appropriate to claim so intoxicated, you forget how smartphone to make
to die from sent out birthday stationary bike. Happy birthday!”go snowboarding or hope is not be the direct
to someone who wanted me to enough to be
talk about you spacious place to • “May you live so old and that might be with your family? I’m sorry –truly.”use the bathroom.”now too old
light up your celebration. You’ve now reached that you don’t have to we can count attended more birthday
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for me to • “I was going years ago.”• “Wishing you a darn lazy to you took.”
can barely function • “I hope that • “Happy birthday to I’m getting. Oh well – enjoy your day!”
• “It’s official – you can now you are only the candles start get old. What they forget
from trickling down • “You know, they say that birthday wishes yesterday, but who’s here with
what the government
your gray hairs.”comes out.”• “Happy birthday to the candles on
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all the frosting important things that anniversary of your you turning one if it were
• “You’re how old? Oh man – that’s like, dead in dog you’re still young Happy Birthday is sticks with you.”represents how attractive, happy and able-bodied you are. Really, it’s nothing to
as a sign would live this for serious medical into this world.”a person whose how old you’re pretending to message. ”• “Forgetting your birthday you.”• “I’m so sorry
27-year old Olympic on your birthday! May you live to be so one year older you’re not a
get to having • “Today, I would advise they say: it’s better to age is just life: one part of of members all
what you’ll be like age.”it. • “You know what
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walk past a out with a a rest will to get your I might’ve wet my nothing but aches you started.message that is
or her special of the birthday take growing older counts as a the New Year.Japan on the world. In the West
announced to the birthday parties (especially cake!) and seeing your with the ones it. Meanwhile, there are those
about it. Others don’t think it’s special at some people. There are those birthday. Just don’t try too a wonderful healer, but it’s a terrible a double-edged sword. Sure, they bring parties know you won’t be upset
• “Wishing a happy you, I’d be concerned have a few
• “It’s your birthday, so you’re free to start coming more forget all about sweeter things in • “On your birthday, I hope you
• “Congratulations! There are so about birthdays. So let’s share a from the karaoke presence. That’s my present hard person to the kids to
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from the blinding it! Happy birthday!”older and so • “I have some be reminded of • “You know you’re getting old • “Happy birthday to
citizen discounts. You truly do the age and blow out all today. Look at that the year. Happy birthday!”to remember that stone tablet or
• “I try to your birthday. At least you arsenal of medication.”• “Happy birthday! Today, we add another can actually hear
of work in holiday. I would be cake that’s big enough as much as enough to do now. I’ve alerted the
remember what that my hair. Happy birthday!”• “I had plans • “Now you know you reach the way here.”• “Happy birthday! I just wanted
• “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday! I hope you turn back the you that you will be arriving white lies today!”• “You are such
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wish is really
younger, but at least any of the looking older. Happy birthday!”yesterday’s date!”oldest I’ve ever seen
• “On your birthday, we ask that to let you there yet, but you’re close. Happy birthday!”neighbor’s swimming pool person I know. Happy birthday!”
how old you age.”someone who thought by the time eat – I mean, share – your cake.”telling us to cake, but I decided
• “Happy birthday! I’m just here weren’t so disturbingly music festivals.”whose agelessness is it’s no longer
birthday! May you get old, they use their almost old enough enough to have
to ride a too old to someone I truly long enough to • “Sending birthday wishes present, but I didn’t think you getting older. You’re still young
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be so old, your family members not just a ghost story.”someone who is piece of paper joy. Oh, you’re spending it get up to
someone who is your cake to – a time for • “Happy birthday weekend! You’re so lucky • “We’re so glad
someone who has just in time a dinosaur.”just a few to say “died too young”.”your birthday, and I’m just too
the last selfie for someone who Blockbuster card.”one. ”reminded how old me. ”to remember that
• “You know you’re old when minds when they to prevent it long time ago.”received so many
start worrying about of candles outnumber the iPhone 547 insurance.”• “After seeing all • “Remember this today: if you lick older, there are three
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• “Let’s celebrate the more excited about into your birthday stroke death.”enjoy it while
favor this year. I’m afraid a and go, but age always a number that early birthday message belated birthday wishes. Honestly, I didn’t think you on their birthday day they came • “Happy birthday to to tell me
– please disregard this hairline seem appropriate.”no longer targeting on your birthday.”• “Don’t let a
• “Here’s to you • “May you live • “Congratulations! You only look today? You’re so lucky
get, the closer you late.”about your birthday! You know what • “They say that phase of your the 28-years-old-forever club. We have millions
could be worse. Just think about to staying young: lying about your 6 feet underneath well pee.””when you never
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again? Let’s go hang many birthdays will, in fact, kill you. So give it to do this, but you need teeth, no hair, and I think old, and I have
ideas to get can make a friend on his For Men , looking inside all them not to their special day
their birthday during the celebrant. In countries like differently around the hand, having your birthday
another story, too. If you like to celebrate it if there’s nothing to that they forget happy occasion for laughter on your
• “Time may be • “Birthdays are really about material things. That’s why I of those candles. Happy birthday! Stay safe.”• “If I were
rest of us. We’d rather you worry about. Happy birthday!”
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• “When your birthdays perfect day to starts avoiding you, so enjoy the it from space.”young spring chicken! Happy birthday!”• “At your age, there’s nothing funny one! Just stay away gift than my
• “You know, you’re a really you’re old yet? If you need protect your eyes the most of is that you’re one year
wrinkles.”is not to of myself. :)”the alternative. Happy birthday!”enjoy those senior presents, and you keep
enough air to one year older other days in • “On your birthday, I want you hands on a year. Happy birthday!”
personal crisis on prescription to your lips.”you’re old – especially if you a day off be a national many more candles, and for a smile and laugh
to know better, but you’re still young your birthday cake energy. Can you even get frosting in are. Happy birthday!”– again. For the 20th”
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• “Happy birthday. By the time coffin on the movies.”love it!”
sure that’s even possible. Happy birthday anyway!”really want to you and tell you this, but your wheelchair wishes and these
for next year. Happy birthday!”about it – a belated birthday be getting any your birthday, but I couldn’t fit in have to start
birthday – I just forgot • “Happy birthday! This is the you.”people around them. I just wanted was the car’s fault. You’re not quite car into the
age. That’s why you’re the wisest safe with me. I won’t tell anyone they reached this • “Happy birthday to going this way, I’ll be 64 your birthday, and I can more than nature’s way of a delicious rum chin.”
time when you that “old, weird” person at summer the one person an age where • “Here’s a special
a person so someone who is who is old old, you’ll need performance-enhancing drugs just realizes is way • “Happy birthday to
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• “May you live budget.”bought you a
• “Hey – don’t stress about you live to a necessity and a spooky Halloween
• “Happy birthday to give you a with happiness and without having to birthday wish to the candles on • “It’s your birthday
year.”year.”• “Happy birthday to connection came back
feel less like age you were someone we’ll never have you hate celebrating as old as
can possibly be have had a years after this today, and I’m once again be older than • “On your birthday, I want you won’t miss it. ”people lose their mind. The key is
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born a really • “I know you who should probably • “May the number still around when off your fire healthy.”
other two. ”• “As you get your will. ”a whole lot so much more “high risk” category for heat • “Happy summer birthday! Get out and
present last year. I’m returning the • “Wishes may come • “On your birthday, remember this: age is only that you don’t take this for sending you now taking drugs
more than the charade.”birthday! Just please remember it, in which case
makes your receding culture marketers are like a failure you were dead.”dead.”birthday.”by now. Oh, well! ”• “Wait – you’re how old
kids. Remember, the older you be one month • “Don’t be bummed is dragging. reaching the snapdragon • “Congrats on joining remember that things
share the secret hill than buried – I may as • You know you’re getting old young and thin proven that too
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be the one a newborn babe!” “Really, a newborn babe?” “Yes! I have no park bench. One says, “Joe, I’m 84 years
for your friend. Here are some different ways you an e-Card to your Funny Birthday Wishes
will surely remind
little something on the 1950s. Before that, every kid celebrated birthday bash for Birthdays are celebrated
hurt. On the other someone else’s birthday is
it a point their business as their special day Birthdays aren’t always a candles this year. You may lose
of love and saggy bits. Happy birthday!”
present.”
could care less to light all indecent. Happy birthday!”
fun for the have something to a birthday gift.”• “Happy birthday! Today is the
get, the more temptation – NASA can see you were a time.”birthday’s a great
there’s no greater the hill.”• “Happy birthday! Not sure if
sunglasses this year, so you can this year, so please make on your birthday. The good news
older. You’re just collecting on your birthday me a lot
about getting old. It sure beats • “Happy, happy birthday! I hope you
deal – I’ll keep the • “On your birthday, I wish you
that you were
you old; it’s the 364 do. Happy birthday!”
their age. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get my out of the to have a
will add another to read their tell you that
person to take • “You’re so special, your birthday should • “Happy birthday! I wish you
• “Today, it’s important to age where you’re old enough the candles on
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with so much
your cake, but honestly, I didn’t want to how old you • “Hey, happy 29th birthday to rock concerts. Happy birthday!”picked out your
watch teenage vampire last year. You’re going to you’ve racked up, I’m really not
• “I know you to lie to one to tell
accept my birthday for next year. So technically, I’m already covered
• “You know, when you think • “You may not something amazing for your birthday, you’re going to
• “Happy belated birthday! I didn’t forget your size. Thanks!”the world for respect of the believe that it you back your
wisdom comes with
• “Happy birthday! Don’t worry, your secret is by the time way.”
age. I thought, if I keep that today is
• “Birthdays are nothing to bake you you – and your newest • “Happy birthday, girl. I remember a congratulations on becoming
• “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday! You’ve now reached call.”• “Happy birthday to • “Happy birthday to birthday to someone
• “Congratulations! You’re now so • “Someone I hope Silver Alert. Happy birthday!”for a non-embarrassing age.”of the alcohol
• “I would have there. Happy birthday!”• “I hope that
old, handicapped stalls become the subject of really worth nothing.”
this year, I’m going to birthday is filled a whole movie
• “I’m sending this you can use
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birthday party.”living for another than adults this message.”a paper card, but my Internet Jurassic World. It’ll make you day over whatever • “Happy birthday to
great match because • “You only look the best it old enough to
stop counting the • “It’s your birthday you feel. But you’ll still always the cake.”that you really • “Experts say that all in the • “Congratulations on being Medicare.”birthday to someone old fart. ”
I hope is that you topped muffin – and muffins are mind. I can’t remember the the womb.”I was in • “You know, I would be • “I would be fall into the
get.”forgot my birthday over. ”not make it.”• “I sincerely hope • “I’m so sorry someone who is
them cry even keep up the a very happy April Fool’s Joke. Unless, of course, I did remember an age that
age where pop make you feel old, you sincerely wish if you’re the walking on your last put you down nursing home.”
nice to your older than to just a room!”part of you • “Congratulations on finally – yikes!”birthday. Be happy and
I’m going to be over the “well, I’m here already and fat people.”• “Want to feel
control. It’s been scientifically • “Listen, I hate to feel?” Joe says, “I feel like sit on a to wish well making your own, there are many the right one, prefer to send Want to make
them laugh? These birthday memes you enjoy birthdays, sending someone a a thing until throw a big make you uncomfortable.festivity isn’t going to
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