Happy Birthday Wishes
Browse through our enormous birthday wishes collection to find funny, romantic, lovely, cheerful, poetic, motivational, casual, and formal birthday messages. If you can’t find the right words and having difficulty in translating your emotions into words then you can always find here the best birthday greetings that transpire your feelings. The latest English, Urdu, and Hindi birthday messages are handpicked for your convenience. Humans are sensitive beings that caress for love and respect, birthdays are the perfect time to win someone’s heart by acknowledging your affection and veneration with eloquent birthday posts for the people that matter will always be appreciated and make you a place in their hearts. Hamariweb presents you with all kinds of long, short, joyous, and delicate happy birthday wishes, posts, and SMS so you can put a smile on the face of the folks that are associated with you in life.
For somebody so incredible and dear, you deserve more than just generic birthday wishes on your birthday this year.
May each day of your year ahead be wonderful, at least as wonderful as the person you are, and bring the same joy to your heart as you do to all those around you.
A very special happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to a VIP in my life!
I’m wishing you a very lovely birthday
this year, and all the happiness possible
on your special day!
As you know, you are such an important
person to me and such a big part of my
life! I can’t imagine not having you in it!
Hoping that you thoroughly enjoy your
celebrations, surrounded by all of your
wonderful friends and family!
Have a wonderful birthday, my dear! You are a very special person and you deserve all the happiness life can give you.
Today marks the birthday of the loveliest, kindest and most wonderful person I know! Happy birthday to you!
I’m blessed to be able to share your special day with you!
A very special person deserves but the most special wishes on their birthday today! I’m wishing you an extraordinarily happy and magnificent birthday!
Happy birthday to the most incredible, selfless human being ever to exist! I am so blessed to have you in my life, my dear!
The most important person in my life
is celebrating their birthday today, and
I just want to show my love for them
with a special birthday message!
Happy birthday to you today, my
sweetheart! I’m sending all my love
your way!
Happy birthday to a very special person to me! Thank you for being my angel and always looking out for me!
On the birthday of one of the most special
people in my life, I wish you the world.
No gift could ever express just how much
you mean to me, and how incredibly much
I appreciate having you in my life.
I would be lost without you, and all of the
things you do for me. You make such a
difference to me each and every day,
and simply, I think you’re wonderful!
Have the very best birthday, making sure
to spend your time with those who love
and appreciate you the most!
For someone who enriches my life to no end, I am wishing the most lavish birthday possible! You are such a genuinely wonderful person and to have you in my life is one of the biggest blessings.
There isn’t a single day that goes past where I would take you for granted; I appreciate you and everything that you do.
Happy birthday and I'm sending all my love to you today!
Today is your special day and I’m hoping that it is one of your best yet, my friend! I’m sending you all my love and best wishes today! Happy birthday!
Wishing a magnificent birthday to somebody extraordinary!
You deserve all the wonderful beauties in life, my dear, and I’m hoping that today, on your special day, you get just that!
Sending all my love and best birthday wishes to you today!
Happy birthday to the kindest, most
incredible person I have the pleasure of
knowing! You deserve a day filled with
nothing but happiness, laughter, and joy.
You are truly so special to me, and I want
you to know that I hold you very close to
my heart.
Have an amazing day, my dear. Enjoy it!
Happy birthday to my number one!
You always have, and always will be,
the most special person in my life!
Happy birthday to the most special
person in my life!
There is no love more beautiful or
more meaningful than that I have
for you and that will always be the
case, it’ll always be true.
May you have a sweet birthday
today, my dear.
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Sending a Happy Birthday Text Messages is not just about saying happy birthday, it’s a way of unfolding beautiful memories and showing how much you care. Birthday Text or SMS is the simplest way to tell your friend, lover, or family that you remember them. Send Birthday Quotes for Friends
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Happy Birthday Text Messages
Send these happy birthday text messages to show your love
1. On this day, may your most cherished desires come true; I wish you success in life. Happy birthday!
2. We prayed to God to give us a special gift. He gave us you. Dear, you are a dream come true. Happy birthday!
3. Happy birthday! You are my happiness. Your memories bring a smile to my face. Have a wonderful day
4. Dear Friend, as you move into another year of your life, may the blessings and success follow you always. Happy birthday!
5. You are a very special person to me. Hope the New Year will not change but have more memorable moments with you. Happy birthday!
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6. Happy birthday my Love. This is my prayer for you on this special day. May accomplish what you wish and earnestly seek.
7. I am blessed to have a friend like you, Loving thoughts and warm wishes on your birthday. Happy birthday!
8. Happy birthday! May the finest things come your way.
9. Happy Birthday my love. Enjoy every moment; always go for your dreams.
10. Today is the best special day in your life, the day you came into this world. Enjoy every moment. Happy Birthday my love!
11. As you start a new year, may your days ahead be brighter. Have a wonderful birthday!
12. Whatever plans you are making, whatever dream you are dreaming, May they come to pass. Happy Birthday!
13. May your birthday be filled with happiness and the warmth of sunshine! Have a lovely day.
14. May you have a wonderful day, and may the year ahead be filled with love, joy, and happiness. Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday Text Wishes
It’s time to go out and party; you deserve the best, blow the candles and burst some balloons. I wish you a happy birthday.
There is no other day like today; it is a beautiful and lovely day in your life. I wish that your life blossoms forever. I wish you a happy birthday.
You are the most cherished person in my life. May all your wishes come true today, wish you a happy birthday.
I wish you lots of love and happiness on this beautiful day in your life. Happy Birthday!
Your special day has been in my thoughts the whole week, you are an amazing person. I take this moment to wish you a happy birthday.
You are a year older, a year wiser, a year smarter. Here’s wishing you a blessed Happy Birthday.
To the best friend in the world, I am sending you this text message to wish you the sweetest birthday in your life, happy birthday.
I wish you the most successful birthday ever. Happy birthday to you my love!
Happy birthday to the person who motivates and inspires me in life!
Happy birthday! May you feel special as you celebrate your birthday, have a wonderful day.
A birthday is a special day to treat yourself, do something unique for yourself. I wish you a happy birthday.
Happy Birthday Wishes Text Message
Best friend are always there for each other no matter what and celebrate everything together, that’s why I am celebrating your birthday with you as if it was my own. Happy birthday to you my friend!
I celebrate the amazing friendship we share in a special way. Happy Birthday to you!
How can I forget this lovely day in my life, you have been a wonderful person in my life. I am sending you this text message to wish you a happy birthday. All the best as you start a new year in your life.
I have made all the day’s arrangements, someone is already on standby to drive us home because we are going to party all night to celebrate your birthday. That’s why I am sending you this text message in advance. Happy birthday!
Finding a great person like you in life is very hard, I am glad to have you in my life. May joy and happiness fill your life. Happy Bday!
May peace, joy, and happiness be with you today and beyond, I wish you a happy birthday.
I believe I am the first one to wish you a happy birthday because I have been thinking about you since yesterday. Happy Birthday!
Enjoy every second of this day, make a wish and it will be true for you are turning a year older. Happy birthday to you!
Add the volume, let’s enjoy the music, and sing a happy birthday song. Happy birthday to you my friend!
I wish you a happy birthday and a spectacular birthday!
Enjoy your birthday to the fullest, as you cannot have it back once spent. Happy birthday!
I pray for you to have an awesome birthday. Happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Text SMS
What a perfect day to tell you how amazing you are as a friend. I wish you the best today and the coming year. Happy Birthday!
Life always looks brighter with you in my life. No matter how far I am, I cannot forget to send you a text message to wish you a Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday, Friend!
You are so kind and generous; you brighten up other people’s life. May your day also be brightened and be joyful. Happy Birthday!
You are so loving and caring; it is a blessing to have you in my life. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to a friend who has been there for me through thin and thick, you have never forsaken me; you have always been beside me. May you have a blessed new year!
You deserve a beautiful and memorable celebration for you are so special to us. That’s why we are here for you. Happy Birthday to you!
Life is so beautiful with you around, always bright and hopeful. Happy Birthday, Friend!
Don’t worry, your secrets are always safe with me, I wish you a Fun-Filled Birthday!
You are the type of person even without saying a word brings joy to other people’s life. May your birthday be full of joy!
Happy Birthday Text Msg
You are so special, thank God for creating you. Happy birthday!
My life has been a blessing because of you in it. I wish you a happy birthday!
It’s another beautiful day to start a new year in your life. I wish you a happy birthday.
Best wishes on this special day in your life as you turn a year older.
Wishing you another year of joy and peace! Happy birthday!
When you blow the candles don’t forget to include me as you make a wish. Happy birthday!
It’s not a must for you to have a special day so that I can remember you, always know you are cherished forever. Happy birthday!
There is no other day in the year that is special as today, so let’s make it unforgettable. Happy birthday!
I believe we are best friends; everyone always admires to be like us. I wish you a happy birthday!
Always remember there is someone somewhere who treasures you. I wish you a birthday!
It is always a pleasure to have a special friend like you, any time you are always remembered, especially on your special day. Happy birthday and have a beautiful day.
You are a year older, you cannot change your age, but you can change your lifestyle. Happy Birthday!
Time is like smoke, it elapses so fast, just the other day we were celebrating your birthday and now you are a year older. Happy Birthday!
I can’t even remember how old you are, but I can remember the day, looks like we are both getting older. Happy Birthday to you!
My job today is to entertain and spoil you before the main party. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday Text Message for Him
You are more than a brother to me; you are my best friend, the one who understands me. I wish you a happy birthday.
Happy birthday to the person who makes me laugh, the one who makes me smile. I love you.
I know life has its own challenges, but I want you to know I will always be here for you. I wish you a happy birthday.
Tonight is the day; we’re going to have a sleepless night, all in the name of celebrations. Have a wonderful and blessed birthday.
I have watched you grow into a hardworking and handsome man that I have always dreamed of. Happy Birthday!
Another new year to celebrate and be together, Receive warm Happy Birthday wishes!
You are one of the best people I know, may this special day in your life be awesome. Happy birthday!
I believe you feel older, but it’s just yesterday you were a day younger. I wish you a Happy Birthday!
May a day like this be more often as it makes me remember how special you are in my life. Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Texts for Her
There is always a special place in my heart for you, before everyone else realizes it’s your birthday, I want to be the first one to wish you a happy birthday. Happy birthday my love!
You are my favorite, my all, and my world. I wish you a lovely happy birthday.
I celebrate your life birthday every day, always thankful to have you in my life, as I can’t imagine how it would be without you in it. Happy Birthday, sweetheart!
You are such a special woman in life, you are always in my thoughts, and I will always cherish you. Happy birthday! Have a superb day
Finding true love nowadays is very rare, but I am glad I found mine. Happy birthday to the lady who is so dear to my heart!
I will always want to be right; I will never make your life difficult because I love you so much. Happy Birthday my dear!
On your birthday, I promise to love and cherish you always. Happy birthday my love!
You are everything I have in this world, you make every moment in my life memorable. Happy birthday to you!
Happy Birthday Text Message for Her
Celebrate your birthday in style just the way you are so special. Happy Birthday!
Your birthday is the main reason we celebrate this day, you are so special to my heart. Happy birthday!
Your birth is the best ever gift in my life, it is a gift that keeps me loving you. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday my dear, may you age like fine wine.
I can’t even comprehend a world without you, you are my all. Happy birthday to you!
Your life has been a blessing to my heart; your birthday is a celebration to make it memorable. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Darling, what a lovely day, so special and so bright, it’s your birthday! Happy birthday, sweetheart!
I love this day, it is a special day in my life too. A day you came into my life. Happy birthday, I love you.
You are the most beautiful star; the brightest of them all, you shine so deep into my heart. Warm wishes to you on your birthday!
Your birthday should be every day, I love my days off when I am with you, just to celebrate. Happy birthday!
I like the way you are aging, you have not even changed, you are just the way I met you. Happy Birthday!
Michael Andrew
Finding the perfect time to celebrate and spend valuable time brings us to a friend’s or loved one’s birthday. There are many different birthday traditions but one thing is certain, it’s a time to get together with your loved ones and really appreciate each. Those are the moments that matter most. Each birthday is special and everyone has a natural desire to feel loved and appreciated on their birthday. It’s the one day a year you can make it all about yourself.
No birthday is the same without thoughtful and creative birthday greetings from friends and family. It can be easy to fall into the typical cliches and saying, so pick your right birthday card message you can easily send as a text or write in a birthday card.
• Happy Birthday to Someone Special
• Happy Birthday, my Friend!
• Short Happy Birthday Text Messages
• Birthday Quotes to Write in a Card
• Happy Birthday, Beautiful Friend!
• Birthday Quotes for an Old Friend
• A Happy Birthday Paragraph for Friends
Happy Birthday to Someone Special
• 1, 2, 3. Blow out your candles and make a wish for you and me. May we always be as close as family.
• I am sending you hugs, kisses, laughter, warm wishes, and many, many blessings. I hope your birthday is filled with all of the above and so much more. Wishing you a happy birthday!
• Balloons and flowers for the birthday star. I hope these kind wishes follow you wherever you are.
• It’s your birthday and you seem to be getting awesomer every year. Thanks for being such a great friend. Enjoy your special day!
• I hope your day is extra special and everyone treats you well. Wishing you all the happiness on your big day.
• Wishing you the best! My number one wish for you is for good health. This is to ensure that I have many more birthday to celebrate with you, so then I’ll wish good luck and success!
• May this day be as beautiful as you are. May this cake be as sweet as you are. And may this birthday party be as memorable as you are. I love you forever.
• You may not have been on this Earth very long but you are wiser than anyone I know. Stay young at heart.
• Today is the day we celebrate the number of years you’ve brought happiness to our lives.
• There is never a dull moment with you. Have a great birthday celebration. Many happy returns!
• You work hard year round. Today, relax and have fun. You only get one birthday a year!
• From my heart to yours, you deserve the best on your birthday. Wishing you a blessed day today.
• My warmest wishes! This year, may you shed less tears and have more laughs.
• I hope you achieve all of your dreams and obtain all of your heart’s desires.
• Many happy returns. I am sending you a bouquet of warm wishes. Enjoy your very special day.
• Be yourself. You are perfect the way you are. Through all the years of knowing you, you never change for the worse. You always change for the better. Love always, kisses.
• Congratulations on becoming a year older. This year of your life, be sure to seize every moment and conquer every challenge that comes your way. The sky is not the limit when it comes to you.
• Wishing you tons of happiness on your birthday. May your cake be sweeter than ever and your gifts bring you smiles.
• I hope this day brings you every desire of your heart. Surround yourself with loved ones and magical memories.
• We can’t wait to celebrate the wonderful gift of your life and be grateful for the moments we share. Have a wonderful birthday!
• You bring joy to the world and happiness to my heart. May you receive double the blessing on your birthday. Have a good one!
• This year for your birthday, I am wrapping your gifts with lots of love. Wishing you a bright future and many more birthdays to come.
• It’s your birthday and you can celebrate however you want. Have fun and seize every moment life gives you.
Happy Birthday, my Friend!
• Having a friend like you makes life so much more special. Have a wonderful birthday!
• As you get older and grow wiser, be sure to look ahead to better days and not behind dwelling on the past. The best is yet to come.
• I’m not just here for the sweet treats or the birthday cake. I came to wish my bestest friend a very happy special day.
• To my truest friend: On your birthday, I hope you get a big return on your investment of love and charity. You spend so much time giving to others and sharing that wonderful joy with the world.
• Dear, your birthday celebration is one I would not want to miss for anything in this world because your friendship means so much to me.
• I couldn’t let a day like today pass me by without stopping to say Happy Birthday! Kind wishes, your friend.
• I can search for a lifetime and never find a friend as decent as you. Have a wonderful birthday, my friend!
• Take a moment and look around.You are surrounded by those who love you most. Whenever you feel unappreciated, remember that you’re friendship is valued and your love is appreciated.
• That’s my birthday msg to you, my friend. I hope the sun shines bright for you today and everything goes your way!
• I always think about you with fond memories of our beautiful childhood years together. Happy birthday to you, my dear. May we make more beautiful and unforgettable memories together. Love you!
• Best wishes to you, dear friend. Wishing you lots of fun-filled experiences and wonderful gifts on your special day. I appreciate our friendship more than anything in this world.
• Throwing a birthday party on your behalf is the least I could do for you this day, dear friend. My best wishes to a wonderful friend who has always stood by me when I had no one around me.
• Having a special friend celebrating his/her special day today is a delight. I wish you eat lots and lots of special delicacies on this special day of yours.
• Wishing you the best, buddy. Long may you live so that I can see your happy face often. Enjoy your day, my dear!
• This year, may joy fill your heart to the brim, and may goodness pursue you wherever you go. Wishing you a fantastic birthday from this side of the Atlantic. Much love.
• Whenever I think that I don’t have any reason to smile, your hilarious gait and funny face prove me so wrong. I feel so happy and blessed to be your friend. Have a blissful and blessed birthday.
• May this be a blast like never before! You deserve it and many more. And please don’t forget to keep up the sockless tradition — nothing beats that. Have a truly blessed and awesome birthday!
Short Happy Birthday Text Messages
• For being such an amazing person in my life, I pray that your birthday brings you ultimate comfort and happiness.
• May this day put into your life the amount of sweetness that you bring into my life.
• Here’s to this remarkably special day of your life. May you know true happiness on this special day and forever.
• May the best things you have enjoyed so far be nothing compared to the awesome things that await you in future. Have a remarkable birthday.
• I totally appreciate all the inspiration you bring into my life. Having someone like you in my life is more than a blessing to me.
• May every blessed day of your life be as sunny as the sunniest day in paradise.
• Many happy returns! May God keep blessing you abundantly and uplifting your life to amazing heights.
• Happy and blessed is the man/woman lucky enough to have a true friend like you. Best wishes!
• Happy birthday, my dearest one. You are the perfect ingredient that completes my life. I love you so much.
• On your birthday, I wish you good health in abundance and happiness beyond the comprehension of mankind. I love you.
• Everything about you puts a smile on my face. May every moment of your life be like a dream come true. Happy birthday, my dear.
• May this day draw you closer to living the life you have always imagined for yourself. Have a phenomenally fantastic birthday.
• May every candle on your birthday cake bring you a billion blessings. Have a good one.
Birthday Quotes to Write in a Card
• Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest. Larry Lorenzoni
• May you live all the days of your life. – Jonathan Swift
• To me, fair friend, you never can be old, For as you were when first your eye I ey’d, Such seems your beauty still. – William Shakespeare, Sonnet 104
• When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it. – Mark Twain
• Everything I know I learned after I was thirty. – Georges Clemenceau
• If we could be twice young and twice old we could correct all our mistakes. – Euripides
• I still think of myself as I was 25 years ago. Then I look in a mirror and see an old bastard and I realize it’s me. – Dave Allen
It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. Albert Schweitzer• Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter. – Mark Twain
• Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new. – Sammy Hagar
• It takes a long time to grow young. – Pablo Picasso
• Old age deprives the intelligent man only of qualities useless to wisdom. – Joseph Joubert
• And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. – Abraham Lincoln
• One of the signs of passing youth is the birth of a sense of fellowship with other human beings as we take our place among them. – Virginia Woolf
• It is through the idealism of youth that man catches sight of truth, and in that idealism he possesses a wealth which he must never exchange for anything else. – Albert Schweitzer
• There is still no cure for the common birthday. – John Glenn
• The first hundred years are the hardest. – Wilson Mizner
Happy Birthday, Beautiful Friend!
Use these messages when your friend is turning another year older but certainly isn’t looking another year older.
• It’s finally your birthday! Hope your special day is as brilliant and beautiful as you, and could you please try to age a little before your next one?
• For this birthday, I think you need a lot of cheese and wine. After all, attractive stuff that just keeps getting better with age should stick together, right?
• We won’t name numbers, but you were born on this day several years ago, and that’s the day a brilliantly beautiful light was added to the world. Thanks for another year of being a delight to all those who have the pleasure of knowing you.
• You are beautiful inside and out. You are truly an amazing friend! I’m grateful to have you in my life.
• My enchanting friend, I hope you have a birthday as lovely as yourself. May this be the start of an even better year for you, my very deserving friend!
• Birthdays should be full of smiles, sunshine, happiness, and sweets, but that’s just another day for a gorgeous friend like you. Happy B-Day, my beautiful friend!
• It’s very unfair that all your birthdays bring you even more grace and beauty whilst the rest of us collect slower paces and wrinkles. Happy birthday, you ageless wonder.
• The secret behind being beautiful isn’t the place you live, the car you drive, the clothes you wear, the face you display, or even the number you call your age; It’s about the soul you carry, and yours, my sweet friend, is as beautiful on your birthday as any other day.
Birthday Quotes for an Old Friend
These messages for old friends are great for former classmates, childhood pals, and well-known colleagues who are turning another year older.
• While you may be a year older, always remember that science says that people who have more birthdays live longer, too many birthdays will kill you, and that birthday cake is the only food people rush to eat after it has been blown and spit upon. Have a great day, my older old friend.
• Blessings that your day is full of joy and happiness. Whatever time and distance passes, know that celebrating a dear old friend’s birthday never gets old.
• Happy “I’m-a-year-older” day. Being as how you’re one of the few people I can call an old friend, please keep the birthdays coming.
• Thinking about you on your birthday. May it be a day of blissfully being too full to move, going to the gym for three hours the next day, and reorganizing the closet for new gifts kinda celebration.
• My old pal, we’ve shared many a fabulous birthdays together in the past. Wishing I could be there in person to say it, but I hope this one is the best yet.
• For your gift this year, I was going to get you the most awesome present ever, but you already have me and couldn’t possibly need anything else. Best birthday wishes to one of my oldest, dearest friends.
• Your number of birthdays is just a reflection of how many years the world has had to enjoy you. Keep making the world a more enjoyable place with many more birthdays to come.
• You know you’re getting up in age when you have to put on glasses to read your birthday greetings. Wait, you didn’t have to hunt down the glasses first… that would completely spoil next year’s birthday joke.
• Certainty is in birthdays and friendships, not taxes and death. To my long friend, I’m so happy to celebrate both certainties with you today on your birthday.
A Happy Birthday Paragraph for Friends
If merely saying ‘have a nice B-Day’ doesn’t do the occasion justice, try sharing these longer words of expression.
• When all is said and done, no one will count the number of years you lived. They’ll count the life in those years. So, go forth and live this birthday to the fullest. Know that I’m celebrating each second of happiness, serenity, and comfort your day adds to your life and wishing you nothing but the best.
• Your date of birth is remembered without the reminder from social media. It’s recognized by friends near and far and old and new. No matter what the number on the cake reads, all eyes are focused on your year of good deeds. You’re a treasure and a friend to be celebrated every day, not just on your birthday. Yet, even the Saints have a special date set aside. So, cheers to you on this day that you were once born.
• While I always wish you the greatest of happiness, success, health, and wealth, I add a sprinkle of extra measure today for your birthday. You deserve it all with a big red bow of love. I’m thankful to your parents for gifting the world with such an amazing human, and I hope you have the merriest of times today.
• There are no tangible gifts or words worthy of expressing the value you add to the lives of those around you. Your birth has been an invaluable asset to us all. So, this day, your birthday, is cause for celebration and recognition. Light up your cake like you light up the world, and just know that we hope all your dreams come true.
• I always love this day each year. It’s the day I can get all sappy in telling you how amazingly fantastic you are in all your inward and outward beauty and list out all the reasons I’m thankful to call you a friend, and you can’t do a thing about it because it’s your birthday. Have a fun-tastic day, you astoundingly stunning and amazing human.
• You give so much to others and take so little. Time is greedy. It might’ve collected another year of life, but it’s also gifted you with many magical moments that will live on forever in your heart. Hopes for many other happy returns, including that item at the top of your wish list, to you on your birthday.
• You laugh at all my jokes. You tell me how I really look when the mirror lied. You’re just the jelly to my peanut butter nuttiness. You’re a friend that I’m so happy is older today than yesterday and younger today than tomorrow. So, feel free to take today off from keeping me sane and just enjoy your birthday.
• Don’t pay any mind to the Snickers about getting another year older. So what if your Whatchamacallit doesn’t work so well anymore, your vision plays Twix on you, and your back goes Krackle when you bend. We have Mounds of love for you just the Milky Way you are and wouldn’t take a Payday for you. You’re Bar None the most M-Azing birthday sweet around. So sit back, Take 5, and have an Almond Joy birthday.